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[female narrator]
Previously on "The O.C.."
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Ah, Julie and Caleb's
wedding invitation.
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- Getting married in, uh..
- Two weeks.
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[Seth]
'Wow. They're really doing it.'
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I know it should be simple.
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Your boyfriend hits you,
you leave him.
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- Right?
- It's never simple.
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You know, you're probably
a fan of the classics.
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Uh, Superman? No? Batman?
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You probably really need
Ryan right now.
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And me being here,
I'm just getting in the way.
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It's more than twice
what we put into it.
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But they caught me
at a good time.
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- He's up to something.
- I don't care.
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Two and a half million dollars?
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You and me,
we're gonna be fine.
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[Seth]
'Ryan.'
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'Ryan, hey.
Hey, man, are you asleep?'
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Ryan.
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Yeah, I can't sleep either.
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[sighs]
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I know what you're gonna
say, you know
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she hasn't technically
dumped me yet, but
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it's only a matter
of time, right?
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So what do I do?
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Do I force a confrontation
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or do I just continue to be
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whiny and passive
aggressive until
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she realizes what a catch I am?
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Ryan? Ryan, Ryan, Ryan.
You asleep?
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- Yeah.
- Oh, okay, sorry.
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I'm gonna let you
go back to sleep, okay?
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As bad as things are for me
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right now, they're worse
for you, so--
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What?
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I'm just saying that, you know
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I'm at least
in my own bed not sleeping.
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You're on my floor not sleeping.
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Because you won't stop talking.
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Yeah, but also because your
ex-girlfriend is sleeping in
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your room, to the dismay of your
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'girlfriend who you just
got back together with.'
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- Marissa's fine with it.
- I'm sure she is, buddy.
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The same way you'd be
fine with it if, uh
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Oliver was sleeping
on her couch.
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- It's cool.
- What, do you want me to do?
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Kick Theresa out of
the pool house?
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No, but aren't you just
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the least bit curious as to
when she's leaving?
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No, no, I'm not.
I'm not worried about it.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Good. Night.
Go back to bed. Or the floor.
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Yeah, okay.
I should talk to Theresa.
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Let me come with you.
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- Theresa?
- Housekeeping.
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- Hello?
- 'Maybe she's still at work.'
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[Ryan]
'No, her bag's here.'
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Yeah. Apparently,
she's been shopping.
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Sorry. I didn't hear
you guys come in.
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Hey, let me know
if you ever need anything, okay?
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My mom's got lots of toiletries.
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Thanks, but, um
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I'm probably not
gonna be here that much longer.
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- Oh.
- Oh. You're not?
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No, I, I can't impose
on Seth's parents forever.
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- Sure you can. I intend to.
- Thanks.
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But I really need to
figure things out.
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I have some family
I can call, so..
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- So, uh, see you tomorrow?
- No, actually.
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I picked up a morning shift
at the bakery, so..
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Oh, alright.
So maybe after school?
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Sure. But aren't
you and Marissa--
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Yeah. No, I mean
we'll both see you, after..
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We'll actually, all
see you after school because
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uh, my girlfriend's
currently dating her father.
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- 'Which to me is--'
- Seth.
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We'll talk about this tomorrow.
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- Goodnight.
- Goodnight.
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- Alright, goodnight.
- Night.
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[instrumental music]
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[theme song]
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♪ California here we come ♪
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♪ Right back where
we started from ♪
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♪ California ♪
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♪ California ♪
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♪ Look out Ca.. ♪
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♪ California ♪
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♪ Here we come ♪♪
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So, what's it gonna be, Cal?
The Hyatt Newporter?
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The pool
at the Four Seasons Hotel
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where everybody gets married?
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Or the beautiful glass cathedral
overlooking the ocean
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at the Wayfarer's Chapel?
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Hmm?
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Uh, I have to get to work.
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- W-Whatever you like, Juju.
- Oh.
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- Sorry about breakfast, Kiki.
- Dad.
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The only reason
we're having this breakfast
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is so that we can do some work.
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You have been so busy
with the wedding lately
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I haven't even seen you.
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with the wedding,
he says he's working with you.
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Really, so, CayCay
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what have you been doing
all this time?
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Don't you have someplace to be?
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As a matter of fact,
I'm meeting Jimmy for breakfast.
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I bet even that
sounds pretty good
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'to you right about now, huh?'
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- The Wayfarer Chapel it is.
- Well, are, are you sure?
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I mean these photos don't really
do it justice. You know what?
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I should take you up there
this weekend, you'll love it.
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Oh, I wish I could.
I'm out of town.
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What? Since when?
You can't go out of town.
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We're getting married next week.
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Just one night. Business.
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- Business where?
- Uh, Nevada.
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Nevada. As in Las Vegas, Nevada?
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- Actually--
- 'Dad.'
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You're going out of town for
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one night to Vegas on business?
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- What business?
- There is no business.
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You're going to Vegas because
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you're having a bachelor party,
aren't you?
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Some of the investors
and I are--
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Hiring strippers, drinking
too much and gambling all night
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the weekend before our wedding?
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Oh, geez, It sounds like
a bachelor party to me.
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I, I have to admit, I, I feel
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a little hurt
that I wasn't invited.
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Yeah, me too.
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Not that I have
any affection for you
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CayCay, you know that, but..
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...I do love the Vegas.
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I didn't know
you love the Vegas, dad.
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I love the Vegas.
I love the Vegas.
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Ryan, how do you feel
about the Vegas?
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I've never been to the Vegas.
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My mom was all about the Reno.
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Dad, we should go.
You love Vegas.
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Ryan and I have never been.
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Oh, and he can use his mutant
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card counting abilities
to pay for the whole trip.
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Sounds like fun
for the whole family.
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Yeah, it does but
what about Theresa?
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Well, I can take care of
Theresa. You guys should go.
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Do I have any say in this?
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No.
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Enjoy your bachelor party.
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[chuckles]
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[instrumental music]
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[knock on door]
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- Ready for breakfast?
- Almost.
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My realtor is on her way.
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I just have to give her
the contract.
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Contract for what?
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Well, with any luck..
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...my new house.
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Jimmy, it's right on the beach.
It's perfect.
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Yeah, I just want to
give Marissa a home
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she can be proud of, you know,
what about you?
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What're you gonna do with
your half of Caleb's money?
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Actually I'm taking some of it
with me to Vegas this weekend.
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The boys and I are crashing
his bachelor party.
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- You want to come?
- Are you kidding?
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The man bailed us out,
took Julie off my hands.
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I'll buy him his
first lap dance.
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[doorbell dings]
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Hell, I'll give him one myself.
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Can you, can you grab that?
I just gotta get the contract.
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Hi. Gail Van Deepen.
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- You must be Sandy.
- Hi, Yeah.
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Congratulations on
selling the restaurant.
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You guys must have made
a fortune.
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I heard that
Robert Campbell is gonna
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turn that whole area into
an outdoor mall.
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Robert Campbell? We, uh..
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We actually sold
the restaurant to Caleb Nichol.
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Oh, well, then I guess
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Caleb Nichol
is gonna make a fortune.
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'Well, another fortune, right?'
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But you and Jimmy
must have made good money.
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So, what are you gonna do next?
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I wanna kill him, of course
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then I'd probably
have to go to jail
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but it would be better
than having to
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move in with him
and my mom, right?
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And that way, I wouldn't have to
tell my dad I'm moving out.
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You still haven't told him?
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Well, what am I supposed to say,
that Caleb's blackmailing me?
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Then my dad'll kill him and I'll
have to move in with my mom.
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So what are you gonna tell him?
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I don't know, but I guess I have
to do it by this weekend, huh?
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Actually, your dad might be
going to Vegas this weekend.
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How do you know?
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Because I might be going
to Vegas this weekend.
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For what?
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- Caleb's bachelor party.
- What?
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With, like, uh, strippers
and prostitutes and showgirls?
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Yeah, I don't know, I hope so.
What? No. I'm not gonna go.
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I mean, I can't leave
Theresa here by all herself.
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Theresa? What about me?
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What? You, you know what I mean.
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You got Summer and your sister
Theresa, she's got nobody.
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Well, she's got me.
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I mean, I am
your girlfriend, right?
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So, I mean, any friend of yours
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is a friend of mine, right?
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- You are my girlfriend.
- Glad to hear it.
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Now, about those strippers--
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W-What strippers?
I don't know of any stri--
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I don't want Chippendales.
I want strippers.
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Full-on, full-frontal
male strippers.
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Preferably at a place that
serves bottomless margaritas.
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Uh-huh.
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Or I could invite the girls
over and I could throw you
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a lovely, catered
bachelorette cocktail party.
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- With strippers.
- Without strippers.
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Julie, we are smart,
sophisticated women.
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We don't need strange, naked men
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dancing in front of us
to be entertained.
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I'm not as smart as you. Plus,
the boys are getting strippers.
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The boys are not
getting strippers.
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Kirsten, it's Las Vegas.
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You get strippers as
a side with your entree.
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'Of course,
they're getting strippers.'
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'Why else would Sandy
go to Vegas with Caleb?'
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- Strippers, huh?
- Uh-huh.
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Let's get all the Newpsies
into limos, drive to LA
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have dinner on Sunset,
then head south to Mantopia.
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- Or the Stud Farm.
- You've done your research.
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Todd in Accounting,
who also told me about
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this place called
The Petting Zoo.
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It's not exactly legal, but--
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Julie, I am not going to
a place called The Petting Zoo.
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You don't know
where the pets have been.
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We'll be too drunk to care.
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- No strippers.
- Just one? Stripper? Please?
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Just one little stripper
who never hurt anyone.
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'Who's just trying to
make his way in the world?'
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Naked.
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One little stripper.
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Yes! You're the best.
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'But no Chippendales.'
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And not little.
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- A bachelor party?
- Mm-hm.
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Where really anything
could happen.
249
00:10:00,730 --> 00:10:02,166
Good to know.
250
00:10:02,253 --> 00:10:04,255
Yeah. Just kind of
a courtesy thing, really.
251
00:10:04,342 --> 00:10:06,083
Seeing as how,
last time I checked
252
00:10:06,170 --> 00:10:08,129
we're still boyfriend
and girlfriend..
253
00:10:08,216 --> 00:10:10,392
...even though you've been
ignoring me in the halls
254
00:10:10,479 --> 00:10:12,612
and don't return
any of my calls.
255
00:10:12,699 --> 00:10:14,004
I didn't mean for that to rhyme.
256
00:10:14,091 --> 00:10:15,658
Look, Cohen--
257
00:10:15,745 --> 00:10:17,573
Look, I just want you to tell me
that you're not gonna let
258
00:10:17,660 --> 00:10:19,444
what your dad thinks of me
break us up.
259
00:10:26,538 --> 00:10:28,366
- He's my dad.
- So what?
260
00:10:28,453 --> 00:10:30,281
I don't.. Summer,
I don't care about your dad.
261
00:10:30,368 --> 00:10:32,849
Okay? I care about you a lot.
262
00:10:32,936 --> 00:10:36,766
And if that's not
good enough for you then..
263
00:10:36,853 --> 00:10:37,854
Obviously, that's not
good enough for you
264
00:10:37,941 --> 00:10:39,116
so I'm gonna go to Vegas.
265
00:10:42,032 --> 00:10:43,120
Wait.
266
00:10:44,687 --> 00:10:46,471
[dramatic music]
267
00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:50,650
- Hi.
- Hey.
268
00:10:50,737 --> 00:10:52,652
How was work? How you feeling?
269
00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:55,306
Good, um,
I'm actually going back.
270
00:10:55,393 --> 00:10:57,004
I picked up
another shift tonight.
271
00:10:57,091 --> 00:11:00,442
Oh, Marissa and I were kind of
hoping we could all hang out.
272
00:11:00,529 --> 00:11:02,749
Yeah, I can't, um,
I have to make money
273
00:11:02,836 --> 00:11:05,099
if I'm gonna go to Atlanta.
274
00:11:05,186 --> 00:11:06,666
- Atlanta?
- Yeah.
275
00:11:06,753 --> 00:11:08,450
My cousin Kim lives in Atlanta
276
00:11:08,537 --> 00:11:11,366
and she said I can go stay with
her as long as I pay my own way.
277
00:11:11,453 --> 00:11:13,455
'So..'
278
00:11:13,542 --> 00:11:17,024
I mean, she doesn't have
a pool house or anything but..
279
00:11:17,111 --> 00:11:18,895
...that way, maybe
I can get a second chance too.
280
00:11:22,594 --> 00:11:23,944
How much do you need?
281
00:11:30,298 --> 00:11:31,429
Ryan, I can't take your money.
282
00:11:34,389 --> 00:11:36,870
I don't even..
Uh, two thousand dollars?
283
00:11:36,957 --> 00:11:39,873
- I'll ask the Cohens.
- 'No, you won't.'
284
00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:43,311
Listen to me.
This is not your problem, okay?
285
00:11:43,398 --> 00:11:46,183
Go. Win. Make money.
286
00:11:46,270 --> 00:11:47,402
That's what I'm gonna do.
287
00:11:53,756 --> 00:11:56,541
[man on TV]
Oh, Oh my ankle.
288
00:11:56,628 --> 00:11:59,022
Two thousand dollars, huh?
289
00:11:59,109 --> 00:12:01,416
Well, I've got about..
290
00:12:01,503 --> 00:12:03,940
I'd say I've got about
a thousand in savings bonds.
291
00:12:04,027 --> 00:12:05,289
Bar mitzvah bucks.
292
00:12:05,376 --> 00:12:06,900
Yeah, and I could throw in
a couple hundred.
293
00:12:06,987 --> 00:12:08,553
I can't ask you guys to do that.
294
00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:11,034
Well, you didn't ask.
We volunteered.
295
00:12:11,121 --> 00:12:12,079
Thanks, but
it's still not enough.
296
00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:13,602
But, you can make it enough.
297
00:12:13,689 --> 00:12:14,821
You take that money to Vegas
and you can like
298
00:12:14,908 --> 00:12:16,213
triple it on
blackjack tables, right?
299
00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:17,867
I don't know, I mean,
It's been a while since
300
00:12:17,954 --> 00:12:18,868
I've done the whole
card counting thing.
301
00:12:18,955 --> 00:12:19,913
That's fine, listen, I'm gonna
302
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,523
start you off slow, right?
303
00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:23,177
If you suck,
I'm just gonna cut you off.
304
00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:26,571
- How do we get in the casinos?
- I don't know.
305
00:12:26,658 --> 00:12:28,922
- I think we'd use our fake IDs.
- You have fake IDs?
306
00:12:29,009 --> 00:12:31,098
CD Sebulski, at Memo Park,
it's good to meet you.
307
00:12:31,185 --> 00:12:32,621
Have you met my associate,
Marty Nayfis?
308
00:12:32,708 --> 00:12:34,666
Oh, God.
309
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:37,278
Okay, look,
you guys go to Vegas.
310
00:12:37,365 --> 00:12:38,845
I'll take care of Theresa.
311
00:12:38,932 --> 00:12:40,672
If you win, great.
312
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,240
If not, well, then
Theresa never has to know.
313
00:12:44,633 --> 00:12:45,939
But, what do you have to lose?
314
00:12:46,026 --> 00:12:48,158
Just a $1000 in
bar mitzvah bonds.
315
00:12:48,245 --> 00:12:50,639
But other than that,
nothing. You in?
316
00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:54,382
Marty, are you in?
317
00:12:54,469 --> 00:12:55,775
[instrumental music]
318
00:12:58,125 --> 00:12:59,039
I'm in.
319
00:13:01,693 --> 00:13:03,217
♪ Check ch-check check
check check it out ♪
320
00:13:03,304 --> 00:13:04,609
♪ What wha-what what
what's it all about ♪
321
00:13:04,696 --> 00:13:06,481
♪ Work wo-work work work
wo-work it out ♪
322
00:13:06,568 --> 00:13:08,613
♪ Let's turn this
motherfuckin' party out ♪
323
00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:10,790
♪ Said doc what's
the condition ♪
324
00:13:10,877 --> 00:13:12,226
♪ I'm a man
that's on the mission ♪
325
00:13:12,313 --> 00:13:14,706
♪ Said son
you'd better listen ♪
326
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:17,448
♪ Stuck in your what?
Is an electrician ♪
327
00:13:17,535 --> 00:13:19,059
♪ Like a scientist ♪
328
00:13:19,146 --> 00:13:21,322
♪ Mmmm when I'm applying this ♪
329
00:13:21,409 --> 00:13:23,063
♪ Method of controlling
my mind ♪
330
00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:25,021
♪ Like Einstein
and the rappin' duke combined ♪
331
00:13:25,108 --> 00:13:27,328
- I love the Vegas.
- Reno was never like this.
332
00:13:29,199 --> 00:13:30,592
♪ Some call it salugi ♪
333
00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:32,681
♪ Some hot potato
I stole your mic ♪
334
00:13:32,768 --> 00:13:34,596
♪ And you won't see it later
cause I work magic ♪
335
00:13:34,683 --> 00:13:36,337
♪ Like a magician ♪♪
336
00:13:36,424 --> 00:13:38,078
What is this place?
337
00:13:38,165 --> 00:13:40,254
This is the Hard Rock Hotel
and Casino.
338
00:13:40,341 --> 00:13:43,039
According to Seth,
it's ground zero for
339
00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:44,606
aging hipsters like yourself.
340
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,392
I thought we were going
to Caesar's.
341
00:13:48,479 --> 00:13:49,959
Yeah, about that,
Caesar's didn't have
342
00:13:50,046 --> 00:13:51,352
a permanent Springsteen exhibit.
343
00:13:51,439 --> 00:13:53,267
Although they do have
Celine Dion.
344
00:13:53,354 --> 00:13:55,051
Yet another reason
we're staying here.
345
00:13:55,138 --> 00:13:58,054
Hey, mock if you must, but the
woman she can sing, sing, sing.
346
00:13:58,141 --> 00:13:59,447
You're gonna regret saying
that on your birthday.
347
00:13:59,534 --> 00:14:01,101
Yeah, really.
348
00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:03,364
Welcome to The Hard Rock.
My name is Amy.
349
00:14:03,451 --> 00:14:04,582
Which one of you is Mr. Cohen?
350
00:14:04,669 --> 00:14:05,932
- Oh, hi.
- Oh, hi.
351
00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:07,368
Hi, Amy, we spoke on the phone.
352
00:14:07,455 --> 00:14:09,065
- It's good to see you.
- Yes, good to see you.
353
00:14:09,152 --> 00:14:11,241
We have the penthouse
all ready for you, Mr. Cohen.
354
00:14:11,328 --> 00:14:12,547
If you will gentlemen
will follow me.
355
00:14:12,634 --> 00:14:14,897
- Penthouse?
- Yeah.
356
00:14:14,984 --> 00:14:16,377
So whose card
did you put that on?
357
00:14:16,464 --> 00:14:17,944
Oh, please, the old man's.
358
00:14:18,031 --> 00:14:20,120
Oh, I love you, son.
I love you.
359
00:14:20,207 --> 00:14:22,296
I love you too, dad.
360
00:14:22,383 --> 00:14:24,211
Just not as much as
I love Vegas.
361
00:14:24,298 --> 00:14:26,778
The casino, restaurants, pool
and spa are all on this level.
362
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,041
And if you'll follow me
363
00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:29,912
I'll show you
our famous bowling alley.
364
00:14:29,999 --> 00:14:31,609
Good God,
there's a bowling alley?
365
00:14:31,696 --> 00:14:33,524
Yes, sir. It's in your room.
366
00:14:35,744 --> 00:14:37,224
Did you see that?
367
00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:40,357
I just almost bowled a strike.
368
00:14:40,444 --> 00:14:42,664
In our hotel room, man.
I'm never going home.
369
00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:48,626
[chuckles]
370
00:14:48,713 --> 00:14:50,411
It's like a million-dollar
frat house.
371
00:14:50,498 --> 00:14:53,980
I know. It's fantastic.
372
00:14:54,067 --> 00:14:56,025
Well, I'm gonna explore
the casino.
373
00:14:56,112 --> 00:14:57,853
[Amy]
'May I give you
gentlemen a tour?'
374
00:14:57,940 --> 00:14:59,811
No, I'll find my way. Thanks.
375
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,901
- We're good. Thanks, Amy.
- Thanks.
376
00:15:04,207 --> 00:15:07,515
Actually, you know what?
We'll, uh, we'll take that tour.
377
00:15:07,602 --> 00:15:08,908
- Yeah.
- Yeah, sure.
378
00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:09,996
I just need to see some ID.
379
00:15:11,823 --> 00:15:14,609
It's just a formality,
we have a lot of kids under 21
380
00:15:14,696 --> 00:15:17,090
using fake IDs to
get onto the casino floor.
381
00:15:17,177 --> 00:15:19,179
We'd hate to have to
throw them out of the hotel.
382
00:15:20,658 --> 00:15:22,008
You know what, Amy,
I don't think
383
00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:23,400
we're gonna
need that tour, actually.
384
00:15:23,487 --> 00:15:24,445
But thank you
for stopping by, so much.
385
00:15:24,532 --> 00:15:26,534
- Absolutely.
- Really sweet.
386
00:15:30,494 --> 00:15:32,801
What are we gonna do, man?
I don't wanna get thrown out.
387
00:15:32,888 --> 00:15:34,063
- I love the hotel.
- Me too.
388
00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:35,847
I wanna marry the hotel
and have little
389
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,806
gambling addicted,
alcoholic kids with it.
390
00:15:37,893 --> 00:15:39,112
We're fine.
We'll find another casino.
391
00:15:39,199 --> 00:15:41,723
What, like, like a youth casino?
392
00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:43,159
Seth, it's Vegas.
393
00:15:43,246 --> 00:15:44,639
You wanna find some action
in this town
394
00:15:44,726 --> 00:15:45,988
all you gotta do is ask.
395
00:15:46,075 --> 00:15:47,207
[instrumental music]
396
00:15:49,252 --> 00:15:50,427
[male #1]
'Winner. Play the line.'
397
00:15:50,514 --> 00:15:52,342
[cell phone ringing]
398
00:15:54,475 --> 00:15:55,563
Yeah.
399
00:15:57,565 --> 00:16:00,350
Where are we doing this?
400
00:16:00,437 --> 00:16:04,180
No, I'm at the Hard Rock,
of all places.
401
00:16:04,267 --> 00:16:05,573
Fine.
402
00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:07,009
- I'm on my cell.
- So where's the party?
403
00:16:09,707 --> 00:16:11,579
There is no party,
just a quiet dinner.
404
00:16:11,666 --> 00:16:13,015
Hey, speaking of dinner,
have you figured out
405
00:16:13,102 --> 00:16:14,103
what you're gonna do
with the restaurant?
406
00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:15,757
Not yet,
you and Jimmy figured out
407
00:16:15,844 --> 00:16:17,019
what you're gonna
do with all that money
408
00:16:17,106 --> 00:16:19,195
that I paid you for it?
409
00:16:19,282 --> 00:16:21,545
I'm putting all mine
on the hard ways.
410
00:16:21,632 --> 00:16:23,765
Jimmy's gonna buy a house
for himself and Marissa.
411
00:16:25,854 --> 00:16:26,898
Really?
412
00:16:28,552 --> 00:16:29,945
Last time I talked to Marissa
413
00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:31,686
she was planning on
moving in with us.
414
00:16:34,210 --> 00:16:35,951
♪ La la la la la ♪
415
00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:37,997
♪ La la la la la ♪♪
416
00:16:40,651 --> 00:16:43,828
[man on TV]
'Ever gonna stop
being mad at me, Ada?'
417
00:16:43,915 --> 00:16:46,527
I'm sorry, but does it strike
anyone else as tragic
418
00:16:46,614 --> 00:16:49,008
that the boys are in
Las Vegas doing, God knows what
419
00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:51,923
while we're sitting here
watching "The Valley marathon?"
420
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:55,057
Hey, it's Summ's
favorite show, okay.
421
00:16:55,144 --> 00:16:56,754
Right, Summ?
422
00:16:56,841 --> 00:16:58,495
- Are you crying?
- No.
423
00:17:00,802 --> 00:17:02,543
It's a sad episode.
424
00:17:06,547 --> 00:17:08,244
- She broke up with Seth.
- Coop.
425
00:17:08,331 --> 00:17:10,072
- What? Why?
- Her dad doesn't approve.
426
00:17:10,159 --> 00:17:11,552
- Coop.
- 'Please.'
427
00:17:11,639 --> 00:17:13,249
You think my dad approves
of Jimmy Cooper?
428
00:17:13,336 --> 00:17:16,209
The man's a felon. No offense.
429
00:17:16,296 --> 00:17:19,255
Yeah, I know. Anyway, my mom
still doesn't approve of Ryan.
430
00:17:19,342 --> 00:17:20,691
It's like a rule, like
431
00:17:20,778 --> 00:17:22,302
your parents almost
have to disapprove.
432
00:17:22,389 --> 00:17:25,783
Otherwise, the sex isn't naked.
Was that an over-share?
433
00:17:25,870 --> 00:17:28,743
Yeah. He kind of is my dad.
434
00:17:28,830 --> 00:17:30,658
[door bell dinging]
435
00:17:30,745 --> 00:17:31,833
Yeah, I'll go get the door.
436
00:17:33,661 --> 00:17:35,532
- Hey.
- Hey.
437
00:17:35,619 --> 00:17:39,406
Can I talk to you? Alone?
438
00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:41,451
- Let's move.
- Yeah.
439
00:17:44,541 --> 00:17:46,108
You want me to
get you a stripper?
440
00:17:46,195 --> 00:17:48,415
[Kirsten]
'Well, not me. Julie.'
441
00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:51,853
And I only ask because
you were a stripper.
442
00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:53,637
Can I ask you something?
443
00:17:53,724 --> 00:17:54,899
How do you get yourself
into these things?
444
00:17:54,986 --> 00:17:56,075
I wish I knew.
445
00:17:56,162 --> 00:17:57,119
Does she have a picture of you
446
00:17:57,206 --> 00:17:58,860
wearing culottes or something?
447
00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:00,253
You don't even like
Julie Cooper.
448
00:18:00,340 --> 00:18:02,820
Shh. Marissa's still here.
449
00:18:02,907 --> 00:18:03,995
And that's not entirely true.
450
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,823
You let her walk all over you.
451
00:18:05,910 --> 00:18:07,869
You're upset with her
because she's marrying dad.
452
00:18:07,956 --> 00:18:09,479
Yeah, for his money.
453
00:18:09,566 --> 00:18:11,220
Same reason that
she married Jimmy.
454
00:18:11,307 --> 00:18:13,440
Well, she's not
your biggest fan either.
455
00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:15,572
So why am I
getting her a stripper?
456
00:18:15,659 --> 00:18:18,009
Because if you don't..
457
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,489
..she's gonna make me
take her to
458
00:18:19,576 --> 00:18:21,274
a place called The Petting Zoo
459
00:18:21,361 --> 00:18:25,016
which, according to Todd
in accounting, they pet.
460
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:27,541
You know what? I'll do it.
461
00:18:27,628 --> 00:18:29,978
If Julie Cooper
wants a stripper
462
00:18:30,065 --> 00:18:32,241
I know just the man for the job.
463
00:18:32,328 --> 00:18:34,287
Thank you.
464
00:18:34,374 --> 00:18:36,767
[instrumental music]
465
00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:47,691
[Seth]
'We live in an
age of miracles, man.'
466
00:18:47,778 --> 00:18:49,998
'Look at them frolic.
Look how much fun that is.'
467
00:18:50,085 --> 00:18:51,739
Bowling alleys in the penthouse.
468
00:18:51,826 --> 00:18:53,088
You know what I'm saying?
Hotel rooms?
469
00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:56,091
There's beaches
in the middle of the desert.
470
00:18:56,178 --> 00:18:58,746
There's so many
bikini-clad women
471
00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:00,878
that I haven't even thought
about Summer since like--
472
00:19:00,965 --> 00:19:02,880
Since you left a message on
her machine in the hotel room?
473
00:19:02,967 --> 00:19:04,708
Sure, that's right, but
that was also 20 minutes ago.
474
00:19:04,795 --> 00:19:06,057
You know what I'm saying?
I'm feeling liberated now.
475
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,102
- Confident.
- Uh-huh.
476
00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:08,147
Like I could walk up to any one
477
00:19:08,234 --> 00:19:10,105
'of these women and just..'
478
00:19:10,192 --> 00:19:12,063
...converse.
479
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,413
Know what I'm saying?
480
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:15,154
- Great, go for it.
- Okay.
481
00:19:18,809 --> 00:19:20,855
The thing is,
I don't want to be rude to you.
482
00:19:20,942 --> 00:19:22,552
- I can take care of myself.
- Yeah.
483
00:19:22,639 --> 00:19:24,206
What..
But I can't. I can't.
484
00:19:24,293 --> 00:19:26,426
I can't just go up to
a strange girl and say..
485
00:19:26,513 --> 00:19:27,514
- Oh--
- Excuse me.
486
00:19:27,601 --> 00:19:29,211
Would you mind if I kissed you?
487
00:19:29,298 --> 00:19:32,214
Are you talking to me?
488
00:19:32,301 --> 00:19:36,349
♪ Come on you ♪♪
489
00:19:36,436 --> 00:19:38,481
Sorry. The Hard Rock's
kind of exclusive.
490
00:19:38,568 --> 00:19:41,136
You can't use the beach
unless you're with a guest so..
491
00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:42,181
- I'm Jenn.
- Seth.
492
00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:43,834
And you are an excellent kisser.
493
00:19:43,921 --> 00:19:45,575
Can I buy you guys a drink?
Say thanks.
494
00:19:45,662 --> 00:19:47,055
Uh, ha, ha, ha.
495
00:19:47,142 --> 00:19:48,361
Yeah, I think we're out,
so that, um..
496
00:19:48,448 --> 00:19:49,840
[cellphone rings]
497
00:19:49,927 --> 00:19:52,408
Could you hold on one second?
It's Summer.
498
00:19:52,495 --> 00:19:55,150
- Hey.
- Cohen.
499
00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:57,979
- Listen, I've been thinking.
- Yeah.
500
00:19:58,066 --> 00:19:59,720
Hey, I have to kiss you again.
501
00:19:59,807 --> 00:20:02,897
- What?
- What?
502
00:20:02,984 --> 00:20:05,682
Cohen? What is going on
over there?
503
00:20:05,769 --> 00:20:09,947
Wow, you're an amazing kisser.
504
00:20:10,034 --> 00:20:13,168
Hold that thought, please.
Hey, Summer, I'm..
505
00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:15,301
- Hello?
- He's kissing another girl.
506
00:20:15,388 --> 00:20:16,998
- No.
- Yes. Right in front of me.
507
00:20:17,085 --> 00:20:18,956
On the phone.
I can't believe this.
508
00:20:19,043 --> 00:20:21,263
I have been crying
actual tears over that ass
509
00:20:21,350 --> 00:20:22,873
and he's kissing randoms.
510
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,397
Okay, you know what?
511
00:20:24,484 --> 00:20:25,963
We're gonna have
a girls' night out.
512
00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:28,705
Okay? Theresa's coming over.
We can do whatever you want.
513
00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:30,881
Really, 'cause all I want
to do right now
514
00:20:30,968 --> 00:20:33,275
is go to Las Vegas
and kick Cohen's ass.
515
00:20:33,362 --> 00:20:35,234
- She's gonna kick my ass.
- Yeah.
516
00:20:35,321 --> 00:20:36,626
Was that your girlfriend?
517
00:20:36,713 --> 00:20:38,324
"Was" being the operative
word there.
518
00:20:38,411 --> 00:20:39,803
- I am so sorry.
- No, it's--
519
00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:41,370
I should go.
I shouldn't even be here.
520
00:20:41,457 --> 00:20:43,807
I should, I should go.
I have a paper to write, anyway.
521
00:20:43,894 --> 00:20:45,809
Yeah, we should
probably go too, so..
522
00:20:45,896 --> 00:20:47,898
Where are you guys headed?
Can I give you a lift somewhere?
523
00:20:47,985 --> 00:20:49,596
You have a car here?
524
00:20:49,683 --> 00:20:52,425
Yeah. I live here.
I go to UNLV.
525
00:20:52,512 --> 00:20:55,819
English major, with
a weakness for fake beaches.
526
00:20:55,906 --> 00:20:57,168
What about you guys?
527
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,127
- Uh..
- Uh, just visiting.
528
00:20:59,214 --> 00:21:00,737
Actually, we're looking for
a blackjack to get into.
529
00:21:00,824 --> 00:21:01,782
[Seth]
'Yeah, It's sort of business.'
530
00:21:01,869 --> 00:21:03,087
I don't know about blackjack
531
00:21:03,174 --> 00:21:04,524
but a couple of guys
from my class
532
00:21:04,611 --> 00:21:06,700
are doing this
poker thing downtown.
533
00:21:06,787 --> 00:21:09,006
It's a kind of intense, though.
534
00:21:09,093 --> 00:21:10,486
Wanna go?
535
00:21:10,573 --> 00:21:12,009
- Sure.
- Sure.
536
00:21:12,096 --> 00:21:14,273
♪ It's always better
on holiday ♪
537
00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:17,188
♪ So much better on holiday ♪
538
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:20,670
♪ That's why we only work when ♪
539
00:21:20,757 --> 00:21:23,020
♪ We need the money ♪♪
540
00:21:23,107 --> 00:21:24,674
- Hey.
- How'd it go with Caleb?
541
00:21:24,761 --> 00:21:27,634
Uh, he stonewalled me.
I got nothing.
542
00:21:27,721 --> 00:21:30,376
Maybe he's just out here
for his bachelor party.
543
00:21:30,463 --> 00:21:32,378
Yeah, right, yeah,
bachelor party
544
00:21:32,465 --> 00:21:34,380
where Robert Campbell
just happened to stop by
545
00:21:34,467 --> 00:21:37,513
and pay him half a billion
dollars for the coastline.
546
00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:40,690
So he's profiting from our loss.
He's Caleb Nichol.
547
00:21:40,777 --> 00:21:42,257
That's what he does,
he paid us
548
00:21:42,344 --> 00:21:44,346
a huge amount of money
for that restaurant.
549
00:21:44,433 --> 00:21:45,956
He's the only reason
I could put a bid on the house.
550
00:21:46,043 --> 00:21:48,002
You may want to
retract that bid.
551
00:21:48,089 --> 00:21:50,787
Because according to Caleb,
Marissa's moving in with him.
552
00:21:54,530 --> 00:21:55,836
So Summer had to go home
553
00:21:55,923 --> 00:21:57,446
but she wants us
to call if we go out.
554
00:21:57,533 --> 00:21:59,840
Yeah, I don't feel like going
out much, if that's okay.
555
00:21:59,927 --> 00:22:02,799
Yeah. No, of course it's okay.
We'll just order in.
556
00:22:02,886 --> 00:22:05,498
You want, like, Indian?
Chinese? Sushi?
557
00:22:05,585 --> 00:22:07,848
No, not sushi.
I can't do raw fish.
558
00:22:07,935 --> 00:22:10,894
Okay. Well, what about
something else to drink?
559
00:22:10,981 --> 00:22:13,723
I think we have, like,
juice, soda.. Beer?
560
00:22:13,810 --> 00:22:15,464
No, I can't.
561
00:22:15,551 --> 00:22:17,553
I mean, I shouldn't. Thanks.
562
00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:19,947
You can't drink,
you can't have sushi.
563
00:22:20,034 --> 00:22:20,991
What, are you pregnant?
564
00:22:21,078 --> 00:22:22,253
[dramatic music]
565
00:22:24,212 --> 00:22:25,518
Oh, my God. Are you pregnant?
566
00:22:31,959 --> 00:22:33,743
[guitar music]
567
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:40,010
♪ If I say jump jump ♪
568
00:22:40,097 --> 00:22:41,708
♪ You say how high ♪
569
00:22:41,795 --> 00:22:43,623
♪ Standing like a mannequin ♪
570
00:22:43,710 --> 00:22:45,581
♪ Mannequins don't fly ♪
571
00:22:45,668 --> 00:22:47,366
♪ Don't swim don't grin
take it like a real man ♪♪
572
00:22:47,453 --> 00:22:49,193
We're just playing
Texas Hold'em, right?
573
00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:50,456
Yep, last time I was here
574
00:22:50,543 --> 00:22:52,588
it was, like, a 250 buy-in.
575
00:22:52,675 --> 00:22:54,851
As in $250?
576
00:22:54,938 --> 00:22:57,463
- Why, you play?
- Yeah, just for fun.
577
00:22:57,550 --> 00:23:00,117
Well, it was fun, until
last time I lost that 250.
578
00:23:02,772 --> 00:23:05,514
♪ I try to know you ♪
579
00:23:05,601 --> 00:23:07,516
These guys,
they don't play for fun.
580
00:23:08,735 --> 00:23:10,998
♪ See me how I fly fast ♪
581
00:23:11,085 --> 00:23:13,609
♪ Then she ran ♪
582
00:23:13,696 --> 00:23:16,307
♪ But I can't hurt you ♪
583
00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:17,918
You do know
how to play poker, right?
584
00:23:18,005 --> 00:23:21,878
Yeah. I haven't played
in a while, but..
585
00:23:21,965 --> 00:23:23,402
- How about I go buy us a drink?
- Okay.
586
00:23:23,489 --> 00:23:24,707
Okay.
587
00:23:27,449 --> 00:23:28,755
Look, we don't have to do this.
588
00:23:28,842 --> 00:23:30,191
Yeah, well, what about Theresa?
589
00:23:30,278 --> 00:23:31,758
Theresa's not
your responsibility.
590
00:23:31,845 --> 00:23:33,499
Well, she's not yours either,
yet here we are.
591
00:23:33,586 --> 00:23:35,370
So listen..
592
00:23:35,457 --> 00:23:38,286
...I love the Vegas, It's time
to see if the Vegas loves me.
593
00:23:38,373 --> 00:23:41,637
♪ Please you'll move quick ♪
594
00:23:41,724 --> 00:23:45,336
♪ You're making me real sick ♪
595
00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:48,644
♪ No go no chance ♪
596
00:23:48,731 --> 00:23:50,994
♪ I don't slow don't dance ♪♪
597
00:23:51,081 --> 00:23:52,300
Howdy?
598
00:23:58,175 --> 00:24:00,177
I haven't told anyone.
599
00:24:00,264 --> 00:24:03,180
Not my mom. Not Eddie.
600
00:24:03,267 --> 00:24:05,356
Especially not Ryan.
601
00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:06,836
You're the only one
who knows, so..
602
00:24:06,923 --> 00:24:08,795
Well, I'm not gonna
tell anyone. I promise.
603
00:24:11,101 --> 00:24:12,451
Hey, do you not want
to talk about this?
604
00:24:12,538 --> 00:24:14,801
I've been going crazy
keeping this to myself.
605
00:24:16,933 --> 00:24:19,632
Okay, so, do, do you know
what you want to do?
606
00:24:19,719 --> 00:24:22,852
I don't even have the money
to get to Atlanta..
607
00:24:22,939 --> 00:24:27,422
...so I have no idea
how I would pay for and..
608
00:24:33,341 --> 00:24:34,821
I mean, even if I had the baby..
609
00:24:37,084 --> 00:24:38,694
...I work in a bakery, you know?
610
00:24:38,781 --> 00:24:41,610
What am I supposed to do?
611
00:24:41,697 --> 00:24:43,177
Well, maybe
if you talked to Eddie--
612
00:24:43,264 --> 00:24:45,571
No, I can't.
613
00:24:45,658 --> 00:24:47,921
He'll try to convince me to
marry him and have the baby.
614
00:24:50,619 --> 00:24:52,229
Or else he'll say it isn't his.
615
00:24:52,316 --> 00:24:53,579
Who else's could it be?
616
00:24:53,666 --> 00:24:56,059
[suspense music]
617
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:12,511
[upbeat music]
618
00:25:40,103 --> 00:25:41,104
All in.
619
00:25:42,584 --> 00:25:43,585
Twenty five hundred.
620
00:25:43,672 --> 00:25:46,066
[suspense music]
621
00:26:02,038 --> 00:26:03,083
Pocket aces.
622
00:26:14,703 --> 00:26:16,575
Hey, hey,
how you doing there, buddy?
623
00:26:16,662 --> 00:26:18,011
We got your bar mitzvah money.
624
00:26:18,098 --> 00:26:20,013
We got Theresa's money,
now we gotta go.
625
00:26:20,100 --> 00:26:23,277
No. What about the Ryan and Seth
going-to-Europe money, my man?
626
00:26:23,364 --> 00:26:24,800
Get back in there.
We can get Vespa's.
627
00:26:24,887 --> 00:26:26,541
- Vespa's? Really?
- Yeah, it's Europe.
628
00:26:26,628 --> 00:26:28,369
What? Harleys.
I don't know whatever..
629
00:26:28,456 --> 00:26:30,763
The point is, man
why quit when you're ahead?
630
00:26:30,850 --> 00:26:32,199
Because if we don't,
Angry Trucker Hat
631
00:26:32,286 --> 00:26:33,200
over there is gonna hurt me.
632
00:26:34,636 --> 00:26:35,985
Maybe he's not angry at you.
633
00:26:36,072 --> 00:26:37,378
Maybe he's angry because
he found out
634
00:26:37,465 --> 00:26:39,249
people don't wear
trucker hats anymore.
635
00:26:39,336 --> 00:26:41,121
Come on. I'm doing so good
with Jenn, I think.
636
00:26:41,208 --> 00:26:43,471
So, invite her back to
the hotel room or somethin'.
637
00:26:43,558 --> 00:26:45,081
It is kind of sweaty in here.
638
00:26:45,168 --> 00:26:48,563
I'd like to do that.
But how am I gonna do that?
639
00:26:48,650 --> 00:26:49,912
Hey.
640
00:26:49,999 --> 00:26:53,089
So, uh,
Seth and I were wondering..
641
00:26:53,176 --> 00:26:54,917
...if--
642
00:26:55,004 --> 00:26:57,616
If you would like to come back
to our hotel room with us
643
00:26:57,703 --> 00:27:00,009
and go bowling, which is not
as weird as it sounds.
644
00:27:00,096 --> 00:27:01,707
What, are you guys staying
in the penthouse?
645
00:27:01,794 --> 00:27:03,273
My girlfriends and I have always
646
00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:05,145
wanted to rent that for a night,
but it's so expensive.
647
00:27:06,886 --> 00:27:09,105
Yeah, well, uh,
you should call them.
648
00:27:09,192 --> 00:27:11,281
You should bring them over.
649
00:27:11,368 --> 00:27:13,196
- Are you serious?
- Yeah. Call them.
650
00:27:13,283 --> 00:27:14,720
Okay. Thanks.
651
00:27:21,596 --> 00:27:23,990
[instrumental music]
652
00:27:27,384 --> 00:27:30,518
♪ Tremor of light ♪♪
653
00:27:30,605 --> 00:27:33,608
Now, isn't this better
than some seedy Hollywood club?
654
00:27:33,695 --> 00:27:37,264
Hmmm. When's the stripper
getting here?
655
00:27:37,351 --> 00:27:40,136
Don't tell me.
I want it to be a surprise.
656
00:27:40,223 --> 00:27:41,616
[door bell dings]
657
00:27:41,703 --> 00:27:43,966
- Surprise.
- I'll get it.
658
00:27:44,053 --> 00:27:47,317
Umm, maybe I better
go with you, you know..
659
00:27:47,404 --> 00:27:50,625
...in case it's a UPS man and I
have to sign for the package.
660
00:27:50,712 --> 00:27:54,281
Or maybe it's a plumber and he
needs to tighten my pipes.
661
00:27:54,368 --> 00:27:56,979
Or, you know what,
what if it's..
662
00:27:57,066 --> 00:27:58,589
Hailey.
663
00:27:58,677 --> 00:28:00,591
- What are you doing here?
- Kirsten invited me.
664
00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:02,506
Since you clearly forgot.
665
00:28:02,593 --> 00:28:04,987
- My memory's fine.
- Oh, crab cakes?
666
00:28:05,074 --> 00:28:07,468
I can't stay, I just saw
a fire truck out front
667
00:28:07,555 --> 00:28:09,035
and wanted to make sure
everything was okay.
668
00:28:09,122 --> 00:28:11,820
Fire truck?
669
00:28:11,907 --> 00:28:13,126
Is it hot in here?
670
00:28:15,171 --> 00:28:17,173
Or is it just me?
671
00:28:17,260 --> 00:28:21,787
♪ Fire uh uh ♪
672
00:28:21,874 --> 00:28:26,487
♪ Fire ♪
673
00:28:26,574 --> 00:28:27,923
♪ Fire ♪
674
00:28:28,010 --> 00:28:31,492
[female #1]
'Woo hoo!'
675
00:28:31,579 --> 00:28:33,146
♪ Fire ♪
676
00:28:35,365 --> 00:28:38,064
♪ The way you walk and talk ♪
677
00:28:38,151 --> 00:28:41,197
♪ Really sets me off
to a fuller child ♪
678
00:28:41,284 --> 00:28:44,157
Hailey, I said one stripper.
679
00:28:44,244 --> 00:28:47,377
♪ The way you squeeze
and tease ♪
680
00:28:47,464 --> 00:28:50,772
♪ Knocks to me my knees 'cause
I'm smokin', baby, baby ♪♪
681
00:28:50,859 --> 00:28:53,296
[telephone ringing]
682
00:28:53,383 --> 00:28:56,125
♪ The way you swerve and curve ♪
683
00:28:56,212 --> 00:28:58,388
♪ Really wrecks my nerves ♪
684
00:28:58,475 --> 00:29:01,304
♪ And I'm so excited child ♪
685
00:29:01,391 --> 00:29:05,918
♪ Woo woo
the way you push push ♪
686
00:29:06,005 --> 00:29:07,484
♪ Let's me know that
you're good ♪♪
687
00:29:07,571 --> 00:29:09,399
- Hello?
- Hey.
688
00:29:09,486 --> 00:29:10,792
Oh, thank God it's you.
689
00:29:10,879 --> 00:29:12,881
'There are four male strippers'
690
00:29:12,968 --> 00:29:15,623
dressed as firemen
dancing in our living room.
691
00:29:15,710 --> 00:29:18,060
Theme stripping,
you gotta love that.
692
00:29:18,147 --> 00:29:20,149
[screaming]
693
00:29:20,236 --> 00:29:21,542
Oh, wait.
694
00:29:21,629 --> 00:29:23,849
Now they're not dressed
as anything at all.
695
00:29:23,936 --> 00:29:25,807
Well, try to keep them
off the furniture.
696
00:29:25,894 --> 00:29:28,157
'So how's everything
going in Vegas?'
697
00:29:28,244 --> 00:29:30,420
Let me ask you something,
do you find it odd
698
00:29:30,507 --> 00:29:32,205
that after your father
bought into the restaurant
699
00:29:32,292 --> 00:29:34,511
as powerful as he is
700
00:29:34,598 --> 00:29:36,165
we were still denied
our liquor license?
701
00:29:36,252 --> 00:29:38,864
Yeah, but the guy that
was on the liquor board
702
00:29:38,951 --> 00:29:40,387
was an ex-client of Jimmy's.
703
00:29:40,474 --> 00:29:42,998
So your dad doesn't know anyone
on the liquor board?
704
00:29:43,085 --> 00:29:45,044
Well, he knows everyone but
705
00:29:45,131 --> 00:29:46,697
why would he do
something like that?
706
00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:47,873
He was a partner
in the restaurant.
707
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:49,700
So he could buy us out cheap
708
00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:51,659
and turn around
and sell it to Robert Campbell
709
00:29:51,746 --> 00:29:52,878
for ten times as much.
710
00:29:54,183 --> 00:29:55,532
Sandy, he wouldn't do that.
711
00:29:55,619 --> 00:29:57,317
Oh, honey,
when are you gonna realize
712
00:29:57,404 --> 00:29:59,275
there is nothing
your dad wouldn't do?
713
00:29:59,362 --> 00:30:01,843
- Well, what are you gonna do?
- I'm gonna talk to your father.
714
00:30:03,453 --> 00:30:05,542
- Hey, Ryan.
- Yeah.
715
00:30:05,629 --> 00:30:07,109
I'm proud of you, man.
716
00:30:07,196 --> 00:30:09,503
Alright, not as proud
as if we were on Vespa's but--
717
00:30:09,590 --> 00:30:11,505
'And, Jenn, we're gonna do,
uh, strip bowling.'
718
00:30:11,592 --> 00:30:14,769
I'm not a very good bowler,
so you'll probably see my tush.
719
00:30:14,856 --> 00:30:16,423
Hey, hey, you guys go ahead.
I'm gonna catch up. Alright?
720
00:30:16,510 --> 00:30:17,903
- Yeah. Hurry up.
- Okay.
721
00:30:21,036 --> 00:30:23,082
Hey, I still haven't
heard from you.
722
00:30:23,169 --> 00:30:24,387
Just want to make sure
you're okay.
723
00:30:24,474 --> 00:30:26,563
Ryan's here, he'd like to
say, hi, so, uh
724
00:30:26,650 --> 00:30:28,130
give us a call back, okay?
725
00:30:28,217 --> 00:30:30,306
Love you, kiddo.
726
00:30:30,393 --> 00:30:32,482
Been calling her all day.
She hasn't picked up her cell.
727
00:30:32,569 --> 00:30:34,093
- Everything okay?
- Listen.
728
00:30:34,180 --> 00:30:36,356
Do you know anything about
729
00:30:36,443 --> 00:30:39,794
Marissa moving in
with Caleb and Julie?
730
00:30:39,881 --> 00:30:43,450
Uh, yeah.
She finally told you?
731
00:30:43,537 --> 00:30:45,887
No, she didn't.
732
00:30:45,974 --> 00:30:48,237
Caleb told Sandy. Is there
something I should know?
733
00:30:50,239 --> 00:30:52,546
- What?
- No, nothing.
734
00:30:52,633 --> 00:30:55,505
I just don't know why he'd
do that. They had a deal.
735
00:30:55,592 --> 00:30:58,073
Deal?
What kind of deal?
736
00:31:03,644 --> 00:31:05,124
Move.
737
00:31:05,211 --> 00:31:08,214
Hi. The name is Cohen.
C-O-H-E-N.
738
00:31:08,301 --> 00:31:09,476
I think that's how you spell it.
739
00:31:09,563 --> 00:31:11,391
♪ I don't think ♪
740
00:31:11,478 --> 00:31:13,741
You can pretty much see
the entire strip from here.
741
00:31:16,135 --> 00:31:18,050
Yeah. You can see it
from here too.
742
00:31:21,401 --> 00:31:23,577
♪ I don't think
I'll be staying ♪
743
00:31:23,664 --> 00:31:24,883
It's very impressive.
744
00:31:26,319 --> 00:31:27,798
Wait till you see
what happens next.
745
00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:30,105
Hmm, I would, actually
746
00:31:30,192 --> 00:31:32,368
I would like that very much,
to see what happens next.
747
00:31:32,455 --> 00:31:34,196
The thing is,
I'm kind of in love
748
00:31:34,283 --> 00:31:36,459
with my girlfriend
and that makes it weird.
749
00:31:36,546 --> 00:31:39,027
- Ex-girlfriend. Right?
- That's a good point.
750
00:31:39,114 --> 00:31:40,159
Mm-hmm.
751
00:31:40,246 --> 00:31:44,728
♪ Living in my own time ♪
752
00:31:44,815 --> 00:31:48,080
♪ And here I am ♪♪
753
00:31:48,167 --> 00:31:50,125
Cohen!
754
00:31:50,212 --> 00:31:52,867
- Summer?
- I-I tried to stop her.
755
00:31:52,954 --> 00:31:55,043
- Get away from him, whore.
- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Hey. Hey.
756
00:31:55,130 --> 00:31:57,045
She's not a whore, okay?
She goes to UNLV.
757
00:31:57,132 --> 00:31:59,613
Oh, you know, I'm sorry. Skank!
758
00:31:59,700 --> 00:32:00,919
[female #2]
'Hello?'
759
00:32:05,793 --> 00:32:08,013
Did somebody order more skanks?
760
00:32:08,100 --> 00:32:09,666
Come on in, you guys.
761
00:32:09,753 --> 00:32:15,324
Ryan, Seth, this is Valerie,
Shannon and Grace.
762
00:32:15,411 --> 00:32:17,022
Aren't you gonna introduce me?
763
00:32:20,112 --> 00:32:22,027
What are you doing here, Lucas?
764
00:32:22,114 --> 00:32:25,291
This many girls, I'm gonna need
payment before the party.
765
00:32:25,378 --> 00:32:27,771
Ah, pay.. No Payment?
Are you uh..
766
00:32:27,858 --> 00:32:29,991
- You're a prostitute.
- I knew it!
767
00:32:30,078 --> 00:32:32,037
So four girls till midnight
768
00:32:32,124 --> 00:32:34,039
plus you had Jenn all afternoon.
769
00:32:34,126 --> 00:32:37,085
No, man, I think I've been
had all afternoon.
770
00:32:37,172 --> 00:32:39,261
Ah, either way,
it's 250 an hour
771
00:32:39,348 --> 00:32:41,089
'which brings us to
a grand total of..'
772
00:32:43,874 --> 00:32:45,006
...five thousand dollars.
773
00:32:45,093 --> 00:32:47,487
[instrumental music]
774
00:32:49,228 --> 00:32:51,621
So, what will it be, gentlemen?
775
00:32:51,708 --> 00:32:53,275
Cash, check or charge?
776
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:02,328
I hate the Vegas.
777
00:33:02,415 --> 00:33:05,200
My entire life, I've never
even seen a prostitute
778
00:33:05,287 --> 00:33:06,723
now I have four of them
taking advantage of me
779
00:33:06,810 --> 00:33:07,942
in my hotel room.
780
00:33:08,029 --> 00:33:10,118
And not in a nice way.
781
00:33:10,205 --> 00:33:12,338
- Oh, way to go, whore-boy.
- Thanks.
782
00:33:12,425 --> 00:33:14,340
Alright. Alright.
Summer, how much money you got?
783
00:33:14,427 --> 00:33:15,863
I'm not giving you money.
784
00:33:15,950 --> 00:33:17,256
I'm not the one
that was worked on.
785
00:33:17,343 --> 00:33:19,649
Hey, I wasn't worked on. Okay?
I was entrapped.
786
00:33:19,736 --> 00:33:20,911
Besides, this is
your fault, anyways.
787
00:33:20,999 --> 00:33:22,261
You're the one
who broke up with me.
788
00:33:22,348 --> 00:33:23,958
Oh, so you hire
yourself a call girl?
789
00:33:24,045 --> 00:33:25,438
What, your dad wouldn't approve?
790
00:33:25,525 --> 00:33:26,787
This has nothing to do
with my dad.
791
00:33:26,874 --> 00:33:28,397
You're absolutely right.
It doesn't.
792
00:33:28,484 --> 00:33:29,572
Okay. So maybe
I overreacted a little.
793
00:33:29,659 --> 00:33:30,965
Yeah, maybe a little,
I don't know.
794
00:33:31,052 --> 00:33:32,793
Well maybe if you didn't
try so hard with him--
795
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:35,491
I only did that because I knew
that it was important to you.
796
00:33:41,889 --> 00:33:44,152
You swear nothing else
happened with the skanko?
797
00:33:44,239 --> 00:33:46,415
I swear. One kiss.
798
00:33:46,502 --> 00:33:48,330
Maybe four.
799
00:33:48,417 --> 00:33:50,028
Well, I hope
you enjoyed them because
800
00:33:50,115 --> 00:33:52,334
if anything like this
happens again, I'll kill you.
801
00:33:52,421 --> 00:33:53,596
Yeah, well, you won't have to.
802
00:33:53,683 --> 00:33:55,163
If we don't get 5000 soon,
her pimp will.
803
00:33:56,730 --> 00:33:58,297
Well, between my money
and Theresa's money
804
00:33:58,384 --> 00:33:59,646
it's only 3000.
805
00:34:02,301 --> 00:34:04,433
Three thousand five hundred.
806
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:11,919
Thanks, but that's..
807
00:34:12,006 --> 00:34:14,704
Still leaves us 1500 short.
808
00:34:14,791 --> 00:34:16,750
You know, you guys did buy us
till midnight.
809
00:34:16,837 --> 00:34:18,099
That's more than enough time for
810
00:34:18,186 --> 00:34:19,405
another game of
"No-limit hold 'em."
811
00:34:22,538 --> 00:34:24,149
That's a card game,
not hooker talk.
812
00:34:25,193 --> 00:34:27,587
[crickets chirping]
813
00:34:28,892 --> 00:34:31,808
Well, that was some performance.
814
00:34:31,895 --> 00:34:33,897
[chuckles]
Believe me..
815
00:34:33,984 --> 00:34:36,161
...that, that was nothing.
816
00:34:38,293 --> 00:34:40,426
What are you doing
after the party?
817
00:34:40,513 --> 00:34:42,167
Getting married.
818
00:34:42,254 --> 00:34:43,864
Yeah, but not tonight. Right?
819
00:34:52,133 --> 00:34:53,265
Let me get my purse.
820
00:34:57,791 --> 00:34:59,967
- Oh, thanks for the party.
- You're leaving?
821
00:35:00,054 --> 00:35:01,621
I'm exhausted, and..
822
00:35:01,708 --> 00:35:03,536
...the boys are getting back
from Vegas early, so..
823
00:35:06,887 --> 00:35:08,454
Please tell me
your sister's not hitting on
824
00:35:08,541 --> 00:35:09,846
that poor stripper.
825
00:35:11,283 --> 00:35:13,285
Oh, they're,
they're old friends.
826
00:35:13,372 --> 00:35:15,722
In fact, Hailey
set this whole thing up.
827
00:35:15,809 --> 00:35:16,766
- She did?
- Mm-hmm.
828
00:35:16,853 --> 00:35:19,204
Really? Excuse me?
829
00:35:25,210 --> 00:35:26,994
So, what was the plan, Hailey?
830
00:35:27,081 --> 00:35:29,127
Get your stripper friend
to proposition me
831
00:35:29,214 --> 00:35:31,868
then tell Daddy about it
and the wedding's off?
832
00:35:31,955 --> 00:35:34,567
Please, I know you'd
never sleep with Jeff.
833
00:35:34,654 --> 00:35:37,135
He doesn't make enough money.
834
00:35:37,222 --> 00:35:39,615
And what the hell
is that supposed to mean?
835
00:35:39,702 --> 00:35:42,618
Well, you married Jimmy
for his money and now my dad.
836
00:35:42,705 --> 00:35:44,751
You see, Jeffrey here
might be a stripper
837
00:35:44,838 --> 00:35:48,233
but, honey, you're a whore.
838
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:49,364
Ooh.
839
00:35:50,583 --> 00:35:51,845
You're going down, bitch.
840
00:35:51,932 --> 00:35:53,542
Who are you calling
"bitch," bitch?
841
00:35:53,629 --> 00:35:55,414
Oh, my God.
842
00:35:55,501 --> 00:35:58,634
- Hailey! Stop it!
- Ladies!
843
00:36:00,245 --> 00:36:02,638
[screaming]
844
00:36:09,645 --> 00:36:10,777
Ow. Ow
845
00:36:10,864 --> 00:36:12,082
♪ Four four four ♪
846
00:36:12,170 --> 00:36:13,258
♪ Three three three ♪
847
00:36:13,345 --> 00:36:14,737
♪ Two two Two ♪
848
00:36:14,824 --> 00:36:17,914
♪ One ♪
849
00:36:18,001 --> 00:36:20,395
[Julie]
'I never liked you, even
when you were a little twerp!'
850
00:36:22,092 --> 00:36:23,181
[Hailey]
'Come on!'
851
00:36:25,487 --> 00:36:27,185
Hey, how are you?
I'm meeting someone here.
852
00:36:29,709 --> 00:36:31,450
Caleb! There you are.
853
00:36:31,537 --> 00:36:34,061
Jeez, I'm so glad you guys
didn't start eating without me.
854
00:36:34,148 --> 00:36:35,976
Mr. Campbell, how are you?
'Sandy Cohen.'
855
00:36:36,063 --> 00:36:38,413
I'm Caleb's son-in-law.
Former business partner.
856
00:36:38,500 --> 00:36:40,198
- How, how is the food here?
- Filet's excellent.
857
00:36:40,285 --> 00:36:41,895
- Really?
- Oh, would you care to join us?
858
00:36:41,982 --> 00:36:43,331
Actually, Robert we,
we should just--
859
00:36:43,418 --> 00:36:45,420
Don't mind if I do,
so, Mr. Campbell
860
00:36:45,507 --> 00:36:46,900
'I understand
that you're interested'
861
00:36:46,987 --> 00:36:49,424
in Caleb's Balboa
coastline property, oh.
862
00:36:49,511 --> 00:36:52,949
I can see why.
It is the perfect location.
863
00:36:53,036 --> 00:36:55,691
You mind? I'm parched.
864
00:36:55,778 --> 00:36:58,520
Hmm, as a matter of fact,
some partners and I
865
00:36:58,607 --> 00:37:00,957
recently tried to open
a restaurant there.
866
00:37:01,044 --> 00:37:02,611
Not unlike this one,
except we had
867
00:37:02,698 --> 00:37:05,527
two kinds of meat loaf
and dirty martinis.
868
00:37:05,614 --> 00:37:09,183
The problem was, we could not
get a liquor license
869
00:37:09,270 --> 00:37:12,142
and for the longest time,
we couldn't figure out why.
870
00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:14,928
- Sandy, this is not the time.
- You gonna eat that?
871
00:37:15,015 --> 00:37:18,627
Turns out, one of our partners
went behind our backs
872
00:37:18,714 --> 00:37:20,325
'to a friend of his
at the city council'
873
00:37:20,412 --> 00:37:22,414
'and got them to deny us
the liquor license.'
874
00:37:22,501 --> 00:37:24,372
So he bought us out
and now he's peddling
875
00:37:24,459 --> 00:37:25,895
that piece of property at a much
876
00:37:25,982 --> 00:37:28,376
higher price to someone else.
877
00:37:28,463 --> 00:37:30,073
Robert, I have to ask you
to excuse us.
878
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:33,294
The problem is,
the joke's on him.
879
00:37:33,381 --> 00:37:36,036
'Not only is he guilty of
collusion and fraud'
880
00:37:36,123 --> 00:37:37,733
but he and his property
are going to be
881
00:37:37,820 --> 00:37:40,649
tied up in
civil litigation for months.
882
00:37:40,736 --> 00:37:42,651
Years, if I have anything
to say about it.
883
00:37:44,087 --> 00:37:45,872
The bottom line..
884
00:37:45,959 --> 00:37:46,873
'...that coastline property..'
885
00:37:48,222 --> 00:37:50,137
...it's absolutely worthless.
886
00:37:50,224 --> 00:37:51,878
'What do you think of that,
Mr. Campbell?'
887
00:37:51,965 --> 00:37:53,836
- I have to ask you to leave.
- Get your hands off me!
888
00:37:53,923 --> 00:37:55,534
You wanna go? We'll go.
Come on. I'll take you--
889
00:37:55,621 --> 00:37:58,841
Sandy, don't. Let me.
890
00:37:58,928 --> 00:38:00,843
Oh.
891
00:38:00,930 --> 00:38:02,149
You think you can manipulate me?
892
00:38:02,236 --> 00:38:03,803
'Hold my daughter hostage?'
893
00:38:03,890 --> 00:38:06,501
Easy, easy. What are you doing?
You beat me to the punch.
894
00:38:06,588 --> 00:38:09,156
We'll see you back in Newport,
Dad. Come on. Go, go.
895
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:15,554
[dramatic music]
896
00:38:22,691 --> 00:38:23,823
Five hundred. You got nothing.
897
00:38:29,829 --> 00:38:30,960
I'm out.
898
00:38:37,445 --> 00:38:38,881
I need you to
lend me some money.
899
00:38:38,968 --> 00:38:40,100
What? No. No way.
900
00:38:40,187 --> 00:38:41,667
You just lost, like, $3000.
901
00:38:41,754 --> 00:38:43,190
There's no way
I'm lending you money.
902
00:38:43,277 --> 00:38:45,192
Then I guess you don't get paid.
903
00:38:45,279 --> 00:38:47,150
Look, this is not a game, okay?
904
00:38:47,237 --> 00:38:49,109
You and your friends
could get seriously hurt.
905
00:38:49,196 --> 00:38:50,850
Yeah, well,
whose fault was that?
906
00:38:50,937 --> 00:38:52,330
I was just doing my job.
907
00:38:52,417 --> 00:38:53,418
You guys were staying
in the penthouse.
908
00:38:53,505 --> 00:38:54,680
I thought you had money.
909
00:38:56,682 --> 00:38:58,161
Look, I don't understand.
910
00:38:58,248 --> 00:39:00,642
This afternoon
you were doing so good.
911
00:39:00,729 --> 00:39:01,730
Now you suck.
912
00:39:03,602 --> 00:39:04,994
So I guess Angry Trucker Hat's
913
00:39:05,081 --> 00:39:06,344
feeling pretty confident
right now.
914
00:39:09,129 --> 00:39:10,348
Wouldn't you say?
915
00:39:14,177 --> 00:39:15,483
You lost on purpose?
916
00:39:15,570 --> 00:39:18,356
I won a lot of money
this afternoon.
917
00:39:18,443 --> 00:39:19,531
Now I need yours.
918
00:39:32,457 --> 00:39:34,110
Deal me in.
919
00:39:34,197 --> 00:39:36,374
[instrumental music]
920
00:39:36,461 --> 00:39:38,376
I can't believe he gave you
his angry trucker hat.
921
00:39:38,463 --> 00:39:40,160
He didn't give it to me,
I won it.
922
00:39:40,247 --> 00:39:41,509
Oh, well, that's not really
winning then.
923
00:39:41,596 --> 00:39:43,206
Oh, be nice, Cohen.
924
00:39:43,293 --> 00:39:45,295
He paid off your pimps
and your whores.
925
00:39:45,383 --> 00:39:48,734
Yeah. I did lose your bar
mitzvah money, though. Sorry.
926
00:39:48,821 --> 00:39:50,300
I lost my
bar mitzvah money, okay?
927
00:39:50,388 --> 00:39:51,737
And I also lost Theresa's money
928
00:39:51,824 --> 00:39:53,521
which is the only reason
you even came here.
929
00:39:53,608 --> 00:39:55,610
- No, it's not the only reason.
- Yeah?
930
00:39:55,697 --> 00:39:57,090
You don't think
the trip's a total waste?
931
00:39:57,177 --> 00:39:59,527
No, no, I mean,
we won some, we lost some.
932
00:39:59,614 --> 00:40:01,921
I'd say we're walking out of
Vegas pretty much even.
933
00:40:02,008 --> 00:40:03,749
Well, I'd say some of us
are walking out ahead.
934
00:40:06,578 --> 00:40:08,188
You know, I think if
it were up to you
935
00:40:08,275 --> 00:40:09,842
we wouldn't be walking out
of here at all.
936
00:40:09,929 --> 00:40:11,409
Yeah, but now we have
a good Vegas story to tell.
937
00:40:11,496 --> 00:40:13,062
I don't think
you wanna tell people
938
00:40:13,149 --> 00:40:16,936
that you lost your bar mitzvah
money on prostitutes.
939
00:40:17,023 --> 00:40:18,503
Yeah, well,
you know what they say
940
00:40:18,590 --> 00:40:19,982
what happens in Vegas,
stays in Vegas.
941
00:40:20,069 --> 00:40:21,375
I thought that was Tijuana.
942
00:40:21,462 --> 00:40:22,811
I think that hat
should stay in Vegas.
943
00:40:22,898 --> 00:40:23,899
Hey, hey.
944
00:40:26,728 --> 00:40:28,426
- Hey!
- Sorry.
945
00:40:28,513 --> 00:40:30,471
♪ What wha-what what
what's it all about ♪
946
00:40:30,558 --> 00:40:32,430
♪ Work wo-work work
work wo-work it out ♪
947
00:40:32,517 --> 00:40:36,869
♪ Let's turn this
motherfuckin' party out ♪
948
00:40:36,956 --> 00:40:40,220
[sighs]
Definitely love the Vegas.
949
00:40:40,307 --> 00:40:43,049
♪ Check che-check check
check check it out ♪
950
00:40:43,136 --> 00:40:45,138
♪ What wha-what what
what's it all about ♪
951
00:40:45,225 --> 00:40:47,096
♪ Work wo-work work
work wo-work it out ♪
952
00:40:47,183 --> 00:40:49,185
♪ Let's turn this
motherfuckin' party out ♪♪
953
00:41:00,762 --> 00:41:03,069
[romantic music]
954
00:41:03,156 --> 00:41:04,636
Hmm, how was Vegas?
955
00:41:06,681 --> 00:41:08,988
Definitely a spectacle.
956
00:41:09,075 --> 00:41:11,338
How were the strippers?
957
00:41:11,425 --> 00:41:14,384
- Surprisingly tame, actually.
- That's good.
958
00:41:16,430 --> 00:41:17,910
Considering what happened next..
959
00:41:17,997 --> 00:41:19,825
Oh, do I want to know?
960
00:41:19,912 --> 00:41:21,696
- Depends.
- What is it?
961
00:41:21,783 --> 00:41:24,786
On how you feel about
drunken catfights.
962
00:41:24,873 --> 00:41:26,484
- Julie and Hailey?
- Mm-hmm.
963
00:41:26,571 --> 00:41:30,139
Wow. Even Vegas can't
compete with that.
964
00:41:30,226 --> 00:41:33,447
So how did it go with my dad?
965
00:41:33,534 --> 00:41:35,797
Well, you'll be relieved to know
966
00:41:35,884 --> 00:41:37,930
I did not punch him
in the mouth.
967
00:41:38,017 --> 00:41:39,714
That is a relief.
968
00:41:39,801 --> 00:41:42,456
- Jimmy did.
- Oh.
969
00:41:42,543 --> 00:41:43,892
And I don't think
we'll be invited back
970
00:41:43,979 --> 00:41:45,677
to the Hard Rock any time soon,
but you know what?
971
00:41:45,764 --> 00:41:48,549
I'm not really looking forward
to getting back to Vegas.
972
00:41:48,636 --> 00:41:50,377
I thought you loved the Vegas.
973
00:41:50,464 --> 00:41:53,772
I do. I do love the Vegas.
974
00:41:53,859 --> 00:41:56,644
'Cause afterwards,
it is so nice to come home.
975
00:42:06,001 --> 00:42:08,308
Hi.
976
00:42:08,395 --> 00:42:10,832
- You told my dad?
- Your dad found out.
977
00:42:10,919 --> 00:42:12,921
He, he asked me.
I had to tell him the truth.
978
00:42:13,008 --> 00:42:14,575
Oh, so you'll tell
my dad the truth
979
00:42:14,662 --> 00:42:15,881
but you won't tell me?
980
00:42:15,968 --> 00:42:17,012
Well, what are you
talking about?
981
00:42:19,232 --> 00:42:21,582
You know what, maybe
you should just ask Theresa.
982
00:42:21,669 --> 00:42:23,715
Whoa! Whoa!
983
00:42:23,802 --> 00:42:25,543
Just tell me
what's going on, okay?
984
00:42:28,894 --> 00:42:30,112
Theresa's pregnant.
985
00:42:40,906 --> 00:42:43,822
And it might not be Eddie's.
986
00:42:43,909 --> 00:42:45,824
So why don't you tell me
what's going on?
987
00:42:45,911 --> 00:42:48,783
[dramatic music]
988
00:43:08,411 --> 00:43:11,327
[instrumental music]
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