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[narrator]
Previously on "The O.C.."

- What about that date, Juju?
- You're breaking up with me?

- It never could've worked.
- Hi, Cal.

When you're ready
for that date.

- Let me know.
- It was an accident.

Did you accidentally
sleep with Marissa's mom

or did you accidentally
tell Marissa about it?

- I just..
- Get out of here, Luke.

I don't wanna see him
ever again.

What about your dad? Kaitlin?

What about me? What am I
supposed to do without you?

You are not leaving this house,
young lady.

Or what,
you're gonna call the police

or Dr. Milano,
you know what, go ahead.

In fact, why don't you call up
dad while you're at it.

And Caleb, 'cause you know,
I'd really love to tell them

why I ran away.

[instrumental music]

[sniffles]

[sobbing]

You okay?

Yeah, it's just really sad.

It's just the movie, right?
That's the reason for the tears?

Yes. I'm emotionally stable.

Besides, I'm not
the only one crying.

I'm sorry, what?
I'm allergic, okay?

And there's so much
pollen in here right now.

- It's ridiculous.
- It's okay.

Hey, tomorrow we're watching
football, okay?

Football season
is five months away.

ESPN Classics, okay?
We'll watch old games.

Maybe, uh, next time
we should see a comedy.

What? No, no.
I can see sad movies.

Yeah. Oh, I know you can.

I can't, Ryan, I'm sensitive.

Okay, so, what now?

Uh, whatever Coop wants to do.

- Yeah, what do you wanna to do?
- I don't know.

- It's getting kinda late.
- So you wanna go back?

Hey, why don't we
have a slumber party.

- I'll stay over.
- Yeah, you know, we all will.

And-and in fact,
we'll sleep in shifts.

That way, one of us
will be up at all times.

Doing what?

Hey, whatever you need us to do.

- Look, okay? Guys, I'm fine.
- Yeah, yeah. We know. We know.

Yeah, you know,
why wouldn't you be?

I don't know, because the guy
I lost my virginity to

had sex with my mom.

- Oh, yeah, I remember that.
- Okay.

Look, guys, it's really
not that big a deal.

Hey, why don't we
go to Jamba Juice?

Oh, that's a great idea.
I love juice.

- Yes! Good.
- That thing with vitamin C?

- Yes, the boosts. Free boosts.
- I need more.

Oh, that's great.

Sit down.

Thanks for meeting me.

Well, it's not like
I had any choice.

All your phone calls
and emails.

I had to block you from my buddy
list. You were so incessant.

Blocked me?

I-I thought you were off-line.

Well, you want something?
The, uh, the razzmatazz is..

Luke, I told you,
I'm not staying.

So tell me, what is it
that's so important?

If you drink it too fast,
you can get a brain freeze.

- Oh, so sip it slowly.
- That's good advice.

Okay, guys, I can drink
a cold beverage.

I'm telling you, I'm really..

...so not okay.

I guess we'll skip
the razzmatazz.

[theme music]

♪ California here we come ♪

♪ Right back
where we started from ♪

♪ California ♪

♪ California ♪

♪ Here we come ♪

♪ California ♪

♪ California ♪

♪ Here we come ♪♪

Hey. Oh.

Sorry. I'm surprised
that hasn't happened before.

I'm not saying I'm disappointed
it hasn't happened before.

I'm just saying
the mathematical probability..

You know, crying during
chick flicks.

Walking in on me
getting dressed.

Yeah, what's your point, okay?

I'm not seeing
what you're getting at.

- Do you work out?
- Not really.

Cool. Me neither.
I'm gonna go watch some hockey.

- Hockey season's over.
- Damn it.

- Where you going?
- I'm gonna find Luke.

- Beat the crap out of him.
- Oh!

Where shall this can of
whoop-ass be opened?

I don't know, I'm gonna go down

to his house.
Check out the pier.

Have you considered
our back yard?

- What's up, guys?
- Why don't you tell me?

Calm down.
I-I didn't come to fight.

- You told me it was over, man.
- It is. Believe me, uh..

I-I just,
I had to talk to her.

Next time you wanna
talk to somebody

talk to Seth, me,
anyone but her.

Yeah, like you guys will talk
to me. No one will talk to me.

Yeah, well, sleeping
with your ex-girlfriend's mom

kinda yields that result.

Still, I thought you guys
were my friends.

Yeah, right now,
you got no friends.

I know.

But I need your help.

- I'm not gonna help you.
- I'm leaving.

Yeah, well.
Thanks for stopping by.

No, I mean, I'm leaving town.

Now that the divorce is final

my dad just wants to
get out so..

We got family in Portland.

You're going with him?

Don't tell anybody I don't wanna
make a big deal about this.

But that's what
I was trying to tell Julie.

And that's what
I wanna tell Marissa.

But I wanna tell her myself.

Look, I don't,
I don't know, Luke.

Come on. Please, please.
Five minutes.

It's, it's not that much
to ask to say goodbye.

Then I'm gone.

Please.

- You okay?
- Yeah.

Just checking the paper
for any impending

natural disasters
before tomorrow's grand opening.

- You're not nervous, are you?
- No, why be nervous?

If our friends and family
pre-celebration tonight

goes badly there'll be
no time to fix it

before tomorrow night.

I like to anticipate
the worst at all times.

It's a Cohen family trait.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

Hey!

- Yes!
- What is that?

We're business partners.

Yeah, we needed
our own secret handshake.

- Secret handshake?
- Mm-hmm.

It's a guy thing.

You couldn't possibly
understand.

Is this okay?

Or is it putting
the "ho" in hostess?

Hailey, it looks great.
But it's not my restaurant.

Jimmy?

Yeah. Yeah. No, I mean, uh..

- We should ask Sandy because..
- I don't think I have shoes.

Well, it'll certainly
serve to distract

the customers, which is good

since apparently
they won't be drinking.

This is from the liquor board.

They are reneging
on our liquor license.

They can't do that.
They already gave us a permit.

Must be a mix-up.

I'll call the inspector.
I'll hunt him down.

See, that's why
we Cohens are always right.

Because the worst
always happens.

Come on, Hail.
I'll go get your shoes.

So you like the dress?

Uh, it's definitely,
definitely a keeper.

So you'd sit in my section?

How do you even make
waitress-speak sound so..

Dirty?

I was gonna say untoward,
but, yeah.

Uh, Hail, it's, uh,
your feet, not mine.

Uh, can you believe this?

[knock on door]

Okay, Coop. So..

What's it gonna be,
a little salt glow?

Little Tahitian body wrap?
Or maybe a lotion boot?

Okay, not really into
exfoliating right now.

Besides, I promised Ryan, I'd
meet him for lunch at the pier.

Totally! Lunch at the pier.

Corn dogs and pizza. You know,
I read an article in "Stuff."

It says carbs
send endorphins to your brain

and that makes you happy.

Oh, uh, that's probably Ryan.
I gotta go grab it.

Where'd you leave your phone?
Your dad's room?

Uh, no, my room.

- You have a room?
- Uh, wait.

[cell phone ringing]

Hello?

Yeah, Coop. Like what
you've done with the place.

Oh, yeah, I guess I didn't
really get around to unpacking.

Oh, how can you live like this?

Your T-shirts
are touching your sweaters.

I guess, I just figured that
if I didn't hang anything up

then it wouldn't be
so permanent.

Anyway, I gotta go meet Ryan.
So, uh, do you wanna come or--

You know what? Uh, do you mind
if I hang out here and watch TV?

'The step-monster just
got her wisdom teeth pulled.'

She's all whacked out
on Percocet

leaving a trail of drool
all over the house.

Okay, sure. Go ahead.
I'll see you later.

I just can't believe
they're still seeing each other.

They're not.

That's not what it looked like
last night.

Last night wasn't
what it looked like.

I-I talked to Luke.

What? You guys
are still hanging out?

No, he showed up. He wants
to talk to you. Apologize.

No.

There's no way
I could forgive him.

Maybe for Holly.
But not for this.

I know but
it would mean a lot to him.

What's important to him

is really not
so important to me.

That's a whole part of my life
I'd just rather keep separate

from this part of my life.

♪ It's made up of
lonely moments ♪

♪ There was always a moment
there when I knew ♪

♪ You always gave installments ♪

You know what,
we haven't done in a while?

♪ Your smile ♪

♪ Shine a little light ♪

♪ Alright ♪

♪ Don't hide ♪

♪ Shine a little light ♪

♪ Give up on your pride.. ♪♪

[Seth]
'Listen, I'm all for getting it
on in exotic locales.'

'But I think
your best friend's bedroom's'

just really disheveled.

Wow. I like what
she's done with the place.

The cardboard boxes,
it feels very, uh..

I'm getting like
a garage-sale vibe.

Oh, yes, I know.

See, they say your external life
influences your internal life.

- Yeah? Who says that?
- I read it in "ELLE Decor."

- Did you? You read?
- Yeah, your favorite magazine.

No wonder she's so depressed.

We need to surprise her
and fix it up.

Yeah, Summer, do you
really think giving her

a little Feng Shui
is gonna help her forget

that her mom
slept with her ex-boyfriend?

- Hmm, it can't hurt.
- Right.

Well, that's very sweet.

But...if you put a mirror
on that opposing wall

I really think that it'd open up
the energy flow in this room.

I think, I know where
you're going with this.

Hmm, to the hardware store.

Oh! Ooh, the hardware store?

With, like, the bolts and
the grouting and the Skil saws?

You don't like hardware stores
and you cry during chick flicks.

Next thing you're gonna tell me

you walk in on Ryan changing.

Come on. That's crazy.

Hey, let's go
to the hardware store.

Peter Johnson, from
the Liquor Board. Am I right?

You came here about a month ago
inspected the place

and granted us a liquor license.

Craziest thing

I open my mail and I read

that our liquor license
has been reneged.

Yes.

- Yeah, crazy?
- Yes.

Your license has been reneged.

Without a liquor license,
there's no way

this place can turn a profit.

You know that.
This is Newport Beach.

Everyone here
is a borderline alcoholic.

Well, I'm sorry, Mr. Colin,
but your temporary license

was issued
before your file landed

in front of the newly
appointed commissioner.

So?

Does the name Steve Peiser
mean anything to you?

- No.
- Hmm.

Well, it might to Jimmy Cooper.

Turns out Mr. Cooper

was Commissioner Peiser's
financial advisor.

Before he stole a quarter
of a million dollars from him.

- You're kidding me.
- Mm.

It was that financial loss
that forced my boss

out of retirement
and back to work.

He saw Cooper's name on the file
and said "No way."

Want my advice?

Have Mr. Cooper step down.

So what do you wanna do
for lunch?

I can do mac and cheese
or mac and cheese.

Yeah. Tough choice.

- I forgot how fun this was.
- Yeah, pretty fun.

You know, lunch could wait.

Mm, we are having
a pretty big dinner.

[knock on door]

- Not your dad, is it?
- No, he has a key.

[indistinct chatter on TV]

- Mr. Nichol.
- Call me Caleb.

- Uh..
- I'm not disturbing you, am I?

Uh, no. Yeah, come in.

- Ryan.
- Mr. Nichol.

Would you mind if Marissa
and I had a word, privately?

Uh, sure.

Uh, actually,
Ryan and I don't have secrets.

It's important.

Well, then I definitely
want him here.

What follows doesn't leave
this room then, okay?

Sit down.

Marissa, your mother is
a wonderful woman.

She is?

You're very important to her.

'I know, you and I haven't
spent a lot of time together'

'but it was important to me
to come and get your blessing.'

I'm gonna ask her to marry me.

- You wanna marry my mom?
- I love her very much.

You don't know her.

Uh, maybe, you should give

Marissa some time.

This is kind of a big deal.

Impossible.

I intend to propose to her
tonight at the restaurant

'with our friends and family
in attendance.'

Well, then I guess
I can't stop you.

I'll see you both tonight.

Thanks for your time, dear.

And again,
this is just between us.

'I want it to be a surprise.'

If my mom marries him,
she's gonna be the most

powerful woman in Newport.

Not if you tell Caleb the truth.

- Hey.
- Hey.

- Did you talk to her? And?
- I tried.

I don't think
it's gonna happen, man.

- What do you mean?
- I mean..

She's dealing with a lot of
stuff right now.

You know, family stuff.

Well, so she won't even see me
for like 30 seconds?

Look, her-her
dad's restaurant's having

its private opening tonight,
she's, she's busy.

- I'm leaving town, forever.
- She doesn't know that.

That's because
she won't talk to me.

Why don't you just
write her a letter?

Write her a letter?

Dude, I had your back
with Oliver.

You had sex with her mom, man.

I didn't just have sex with her,
okay?

I'm in love with her!
I'm, I-I-I was in, I am in love!

- Don't need to hear about it.
- Oh, but she does.

Marissa does.
I have to talk to her.

- I have to explain.
- Luke, I wouldn't.

I can't go without
making it right.

I won't.

Okay, the plan is,
we go to dinner

for like, ten minutes, right?

Then we sneak out

come back here
and make magic happen.

Excellent.
I'm extremely stealth.

1996, All-School
Hide-and-Seek champion.

I do believe Joel Gordon is
still looking for me. The fool.

Hey! Last year's yearbook.

- God, I love yearbooks.
- Listen, let's put it away.

Because we've got a certain lot
of work to do right now.

- Stop it!
- Let's just put it back.

'Aw!'

Ah!

Hey, it's you.

- We had a sailing team?
- Yeah.

Uh, it never got really off
the ground, but, you know..

'You were in
the Comic Book Club?'

Yeah, I was the, uh,
president and only member.

'Let's see.'

We had a Film Preservation
Society?

Yeah, but it was actually
a long time ago.

So you know,
we don't have to..

It's not fun.

Was I really mean to you?

No.

That would have required you
to speak to me.

Or anyone to speak to me.

A lot's changed in a year, huh?

Hey.

"Marissa, you're the greatest.
This summer will rock.

- Love you forever, Luke."
- Yeah.

A lot's definitely changed.

Marissa's gonna need
a whole lot of Feng Shui.

♪ Wash away the mountains
of doubt ♪♪

Hey. You look beautiful.

Thank you.

You look sad.

'I thought this would be
a moment to celebrate.'

Oh, so did I.

You know that mix-up
with the liquor license?

- It's not such a mix-up.
- You're kidding.

It turns out
the new commissioner

is a former client of Jimmy's

with a quarter million dollar
score to settle.

So without that license

there's no point
in opening the restaurant

I've been on the phone all day
trying to call in favors.

I got nothing.
The guy is serious.

The only way he'll reconsider
is if Jimmy steps down.

'Leaves the business.'

And you're not considering..

No, of course not.

Well, there is one last option.
You're not gonna like it.

- My dad can be very--
- Oh! Oh!

- He can be very persuasive.
- Oh, honey!

I-I may have to throw
a few more of these back

before you start
bringing up Caleb.

Desperate times.

This is that.

[instrumental music]

[indistinct chatter]

- Hey, man. What's going on?
- Huh?

- Where you been?
- What? What?

- What?
- What's going on?

- Nothing. Not one thing, okay?
- Alright.

I'm gonna go pee, okay?

So if anyone asks,
that's where I am. For a while.

- Right.
- He's getting weirder.

Didn't think that was possible.

- Marissa.
- Mom.

That was the warmest
conversation

I've had with my daughter
in weeks.

I'll have a word,
see if I can help.

I have been known
to be quite persuasive.

So I've heard.

What's with dad these days?
He's all warm and mushy.

Don't know.

Maybe it's the new blood
thinning medication he's on.

What about you?
How's your romantic life?

Oh, you know me. Not much.

Vince, thank you so much.

How excited is Jimmy?

He's like
a totally different person.

It's so great.

Let's hope tomorrow night
goes as well as tonight.

- Pat. Thanks for coming by.
- My pleasure.

Though I gotta say,
Nana Cohen's meat loaf

trouncing Grandma Cooper's.

She would expect no less.

Hey, how'd it go today
with the, uh, Liquor Board?

- All sorted out?
- Working on it. Working on it.

Enjoy it, Jimmy. Moments like
this don't happen every day.

I know.

It's fantastic.

[music continues]

- Hey.
- How you doing?

I'm just happy you're here, so
I don't have to do this alone.

You know me.
Can't get enough of this stuff.

[glass dinging]

Excuse me, everyone. I have
something I'd like to say.

'I hope you're all enjoying
yourselves'

'tonight as much as I am.'

'Although my enjoyment of life
over the last few months'

goes beyond this restaurant

to a very special lady,
Julie Cooper.

What's he doing here?

Julie did a fantastic job
on the decor, didn't she?

Hey, come on, let's go.

And, and it is here
on this opening night..

Nobody'll talk to me
or nobody will even look at me.

Had a little bit to drink, huh?

I'd like to show her
how special she really is.

I gotta talk to Marissa. I gotta
tell her it wasn't just sex.

- I love her mom.
- Okay.

I don't think
that's a good idea.

Julie Cooper..

...will you marry me?

Oh, my God!

Yes, of course I will, Cal.

[indistinct chatter]

[laughing]

[applauding]

Kiki!

Luke. Hey.

Luke. Hey!

- Look, Luke--
- Don't make me!

Just give me your keys.
Let me drive you home.

What home?

[car door opens and closes]

[tires screeching]

[horn honking]

I can't believe
he just showed up here.

I need your car.
I need to go after him.

- No.
- Marissa, please.

It's like you're saying
he did nothing wrong.

No, I'm not taking his side.
I'm not taking any side.

Well, you know what?
Maybe you should.

Maybe he should have time alone
to think about what he did.

- Feel bad about it.
- He does feel bad..

- That's why he's leaving.
- What are you talking about?

His dad's moving to Portland.
He's moving with him.

Because of what happened.

Can I have your keys?
He's had a lot to drink.

[indistinct chatter]

That's cool. That's cool.
I didn't want any, anyway.

My dad is marrying Julie Cooper.

Julie Cooper is my step-mom.

Maybe we'll get you
another bottle.

- Yeah. Drink up.
- This is an unholy alliance.

This is two
storm fronts colliding.

This is the apocalypse
for us all.

Maybe you wanna
lay off the sauce.

I mean, think of it, Jimmy,
all the time

we were growing up
and you'd all the time

you'd come over for dinner,
you'd go sailing with my dad

did you ever think that
he would marry your ex-wife?

- Yeah, give me a glass.
- Never.

I don't know, Jimbo,
the way I see it

this might be the best thing
that could happen to you.

No, there is nothing good
about what's happened here.

I mean, this marriage is an
asteroid that has hit the Earth.

Now we just have to wait and see
what species survives.

[whirring]

I did it. Look.

Oh. Wow, you hit a nail!
Bob Vila's your bitch, Cohen.

What? Why?
This is not supposed to happen.

You have to find the stud.

- You mean like you did, Summer?
- Mm-hmm.

- Just get me the stud finder.
- Oh, Summer.

I think you are the stud finder.

You see this hammer in my hand?

Yeah. I wanna find that stud
finder. What does it look like?

- And a level.
- What is a level?

Don't you know what a level is?

Yeah, something you advance to
in a video game.

That's funny. Yeah.

The tool
doesn't know about tools.

[scoffing]
Well, you know what?

My people,
we don't really build.

We're not
what you would call handy.

We hire people to do it. Why
don't we just get a contractor?

[whirring]

Or I can paint.

And here I thought you could
only paint the ceiling.

[laughs]

♪ Night moves ♪

♪ In the summertime ♪

♪ Night moves ♪

♪ Oh yeah ♪

♪ Night moves night moves ♪

♪ Oh she'll remember
the night moves ♪

♪ Night moves ♪♪ I wonder how you remember ♪

♪ Night moves ♪♪ I don't know how ♪

[cell phone rings]

♪ Night moves ♪♪ I remember ♪

♪ I remember I remember ♪

♪ Night moves ♪♪ Oh oh oh oh ♪

♪ Night moves.. ♪♪

Marissa, hey, um,
listen, I..

No, no. It's me, man.

- I'm fine, man.
- You don't sound fine.

Well, you know, I'm just

having a few
beers up at the park

rocking out to Seger,
you know the drill.

Not really.

Hey, do me a favor, Ryan.

Tell Marissa I get it.

'Okay? I-I don't deserve her
forgiveness.'

I'm..

I'm scum. I'm..

All I ever did was let her down.
Tell her that.

No, just-just tell me
where you are, alright?

You can't leave
without saying goodbye, right?

Right.

Goodbye.

[instrumental music]

Damn it! Damn it!

[bottle shatters]

[dial tone]

[automated message]
'I'm not here. Leave a message.'

Julie.

I'm..

I'm leaving tomorrow.

I-I need to see you.

I'm coming,
I'm coming to see you.

You owe me a goodbye!

[Caleb]
'Without a liquor license,
we'll be belly-up in no time.'

Really? Cal, I had no idea.

There's no point
in opening the damn place.

That's why I was hoping I could
ask you to do me a favor.

- What?
- Wait, did-did you not hear me?

No, I heard you. I just wanted
to hear you say it again.

If it was up to me,
I'd rather take the hit

than have a conversation
with you, but it's Jimmy.

The Lighthouse
is all he's got.

If you dropped him,
they'd issue the license.

But you're too much of a martyr.

Listen, Sanford

never mix business
with friendship.

You're right. From now on,
I'm doing all my deals with you.

When you came to me
about Uncle Shaun, I said yes.

- You owe me.
- I don't wanna owe you.

I wanna hold it over your head.

Need water. Tried to lie down,
got the spins.

Well, I better get back
to my bride-to-be.

Oh, yeah.
Definitely might vomit.

Luke, call us when you get this.

[sirens wailing]

[indistinct radio chatter]

[intense music]

[sirens wailing]

[indistinct chatter on PA]

Ryan.

Hmm?

When I saw him
at the party last night

I wished for something
like this to happen.

Oh, it's not your fault.

- How is he?
- 'Well, he's out of surgery.'

He's pretty much
out of commission right now

but the worst is behind him.

I should call my parents.

You guys, he's gonna be
asleep for a while.

You should go home.

Maybe we should,
so we could finish.

Or we could sleep.

You know, I'm really glad
that Luke's gonna be okay.

We'll come back.

Uh, actually,
I'm gonna, I'm gonna stay.

You know, just in case.

Oh. Okay.

Then I'll stay, too.

I heard he'd been drinking

which makes one less inspired
to go after our liquor license.

Can I get you something to eat?

No, no, I'm good.
Uh..

Look, don't worry about
going to city hall.

- I'll deal with them.
- You, you hold down the fort.

That's not necessary.

You know, you hang at
the Lighthouse. Man the ship.

Are we gonna refer to the
restaurant as a ship or a fort?

Well, we gotta figure this out
right away, because--

Well, right now,
it's a sinking ship.

Okay, not the most
inspiring metaphor

on our opening night.

- Why don't you sit down?
- I can't.

I gotta go see what the holdup
is with the liquor license.

You're the holdup, Jimmy.

Does the name Steve Peiser
mean anything to you?

'Cause I guess
when he went back to work

after his financial advisor
lost most of his life savings

he got a job as commissioner
of the Liquor Board.

This restaurant
was supposed to be

a chance for me to..

...escape from my past.

I-I guess, I guess
there is no escaping, huh?

Well, we do have one possible

Houdini-esque escape left.

Caleb.

I asked him for help.

You-you hate
asking Caleb for help.

This was no exception.
But I had no choice.

Yeah, you did, you-you could've
told me the truth

and, and asked me to bow out.

Like I said, I had no choice.

[woman on PA]
'Satellite Pharmacy
to room 607.'

'Satellite Pharmacy, room 607.'

[instrumental music]

Hey, guys. He's up.

You should go home.

And thanks for waiting,
alright?

Wait.

Uh, will you tell him
that I'm here

and I'd like to see him?

So I guess, I'll start
auditioning bands right away.

Oh, and I have to start
soliciting recommendations

for the videographer and
the photographer, the engravers.

'You know,
I should ask Diane Kahn.'

'She's been married, like,
at least a half a dozen times.'

'Why aren't you more excited?'

Oh, Julie,
it-it was a rough night.

Oh!

Hey, where are you going?
Why aren't you asleep?

Because Summer's a slave driver.

Is Ryan back
from the hospital yet?

- Hospital?
- 'Oh, didn't you hear?'

Luke wrapped his truck around
a telephone pole last night.

- He did?
- Just a few blocks from here.

He was drinking.
So unlike him.

Well, I guess he just

never really recovered
from everything with his father.

You know, the humiliation,
his family being torn apart.

Yeah, that must be it.

Pour me a bloody Mary,
will you, James?

Since it'll be
the last drink we serve.

- What? That's it?
- Hook, line and sinker.

No license. No opening.
No restaurant.

- No comeback.
- That's the best you could do?

As big a badass as you are?

Didn't seem to have an effect
on this Peiser fella.

You sure know
how to piss people off, Jimmy.

And you could teach me
a thing or two.

You seem awfully glib
considering.

Well, everything happens
for a reason.

Could you at least
feign a little

sensitivity at our misfortune?

You know what they say

"One man's misfortune
is another man's fortune."

- Who says that?
- I do.

I've never seen him
smile before.

I didn't know he had teeth.

Make yourselves
a couple of drinks, fellas.

We should talk.
Cheers.

Are you okay?

I'm so sorry.

'I didn't mean for this
to happen.'

Any of it.

I just..

I didn't have anyone.
I had no one.

Not-not my family.

'I don't know, you know?'

But, um..

...I'm gonna go away.

Give things a chance
to go back to normal for you.

Because I know
as long as I'm here, they won't.

But I need to know one thing
before I go.

Can you forgive me?

Yeah.

Yes.

Luke..

...I'll miss you.

♪ Where the sunshine's bright ♪

♪ And the whole sky's clear ♪

♪ Wash away the mountains
of doubt ♪♪

[sniffles]

[sniffs]

Who would've thought
when you moved to town that

I'd be the one
who had to leave?

'I thought I was gonna live in
Newport my whole life.'

Oh, yeah.
So you'll start a new life.

Yeah, maybe I'll show up
in Portland and

fall for the chick dating the
captain of the football team.

And he can kick your ass.

Yeah.

Welcome to Portland, bitch.

Well, I'll email you.

Maybe I'll drop back in say hey.

Good luck, man.

Want me to take you home?

I hate her so much.

I mean, she tried to
drive you out.

She almost destroyed my dad.

She nearly killed Luke.

I have to do something.

Okay.

So where we going?

Marissa. Hello.

Come in.
Is everything alright?

Actually, no, it's not.

We need to talk about my mom.

I was just thinking
the same thing.

Sit down, please.

I know things
between you and your mom

have been a bit
rocky this year

but I was hoping you could both
put the past behind you?

You have no idea what she's like
or what she's done.

I know.

I know.

Everything.

We should use this occasion
as a chance to heal.

Make a fresh start.

Family is very important to me,
Marissa.

I want us all
to be a real family.

Your sister deserves that,
so do you.

- We already have a dad.
- I'm well aware.

I'm not trying to replace him,
push him out.

'Quite the opposite, in fact.'

'As of today, I'm the only
chance your father has.'

Well, what are you
talking about?

This morning I offered to buy

the Balboa Lighthouse

'from both he and Sandy'

'for several million dollars.'

Considering the fact that
the restaurant will never open

make a cent, I'd say
it was a pretty good deal.

However, if I were to
change my mind

decide it was a bad investment,
lose my checkbook..

...your father would be ruined.

Penniless.

Run out of town.

Which is where I come in.

You are very important
to your mother.

She is very important to me.

- Be part of our family.
- Which means what, exactly?

Well, you're already
a part of the wedding.

When your mom moves in
you come and live with us, too.

You're joking, right?

It would mean everything to her.

And if I do this

then you'll definitely
buy the restaurant?

Of course. This conversation
would've to remain confidential.

You mean, you wouldn't
want my mom to know

that you blackmailed me
into living with her?

So do we have a deal?

Wonderful, now,
was there something else

that you wanted to ask me about?

- You okay?
- I'm a prisoner in my own life.

I'm great.

Well, you did
what you needed to do.

Yeah. I guess
I just need some sleep.

Yeah, okay.
I'll, uh, call you.

[thud]

[Summer]
'Oh, I told you,
no touching anything, ever.'

- You're such a dandy, Cohen.
- You're a dandy, woman.

- 'Fine, take it. Yeah'
- 'No. I don't want it.'

Oh, my God!

Those are tears of joy, yes?

I..

I don't even know what to say.

Summer did all the building.

And the heavy lifting. And
the wiring of the electronics.

But I painted.
I know you're a Paris fan.

It's amazing.

This is so cool.

And we looked through
all of your toys

and couldn't find
any plastic horses

but we did find this.

Share Bear! Wow!

Yeah, she'll watch over you
with her Care Bear stare.

How do you know
about the Care Bear stare?

- I painted that.
- Yes, you did.

I did.

Oh.

Oh.

Thanks, you guys.

- I really needed this.
- Yeah, it was nothing.

For you. You should see Cohen
with a power saw.

How do you know about
the Care Bear stare?

- Dude, leave it alone.
- No, I'm just curious.

- Isn't he cute?
- It's like, it's kind of..

Ah!

[indistinct chatter]

[theme music]