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[narrator]
Previously on "The O.C.."

- Hi, Theresa.
- Hi, Marissa.

- Eddie.
- I'm looking for Theresa.

- We're, uh, engaged.
- Engaged?

- You look good.
- Luke.

I'm Marissa's mother.
You're a student at the school.

- You mean it's over?
- No, I'll see you tonight.

A friend of mine's in trouble.
I want you to help him out.

Uncle Shaun, in that room

that you accidentally
stumbled into

were documents containing
information valuable to Caleb.

- Construction's dirty business.
- But my answer's still no.

What about Kirsten?
She is complicit in this, too.

- Do you love her?
- I don't know.

Better be ready
to fight for her.

- I don't want you to go.
- Why don't I wanna go?

[Seth]
'But, what, what kind
of kiss was it?'

I don't know. A kiss.
My lips, Theresa's lips. A kiss.

Lips. Now, that's interesting.

- Was there tongue?
- I'm not answering that.

- Why?
- You really want to know?

No. But just tell me this.

What sort of level of kiss
are we talking about?

Was it like a, like
a Christina-Madonna peck?

Or was it a Britney-Madonna
sort of smooch?

Or was it like a full on

like a, like a
Al and Tipper Gore lip-lock?

It was just a kiss. Okay?

Okay, so you guys a couple now?
Is she staying here?

If so, where's she gonna live?
How is she gonna live?

What's her credit like?

What sort of lease is she
looking to sign?

Are we talking a year or,
or month to month?

- Or is she looking to buy?
- There's no lease, okay?

Okay, so then what,
she's going back, and if so

what are you gonna do,
you're gonna commute

back and forth from Chino?

[Seth]
'And if you're commuting'

'whose car you gonna take?'

How you gonna pay for gas?
How you gonna do that?

What freeway is your
freeway of choice?

You gonna take the 55 to the 5?

Or you gonna take
the 91 to the 71?

- 'If you take the 71--'
- Whoa.

- Just, just whoa.
- Okay. I'll just whoa.

Thing is, you guys kissed
and I think

you should have a plan, because
it's kind of a big deal.

No. It's not a big deal, you're
just making it a big deal.

- Really?
- 'Really.'

I mean, I don't even know
when I'd see her again.

Hi.

- Theresa. Hey.
- Hey.

We were just
discussing your plan.

- What plan?
- Yeah, exactly.

I had the morning off,
I thought

you guys might need
a ride to school.

- Oh, yeah. Great.
- Yeah.

I hope it's okay
me stopping by.

- It's fine. Come on.
- Yeah. Sure.

- Why wouldn't it be?
- Okay.

Marissa. Hello.

[Marissa]
'Hey.'

Theresa. Hi.
I didn't think you'd be--

Staying? Yeah, well.

- What's up?
- Uh, nothing.

I just thought maybe you guys
would need a ride to school.

- Oh. Thanks.
- Cool.

Well, I can go with Marissa

and Ryan and Theresa
can go together.

No. No, Seth, really. It's okay.

Actually, it makes more sense
if you take them.

Why? Because we go to the same
school? Because I live here?

I'll go with Marissa

and Ryan and Theresa can go..

[Marissa]
'Yeah. Sorry.'

You know what?
I should have called first.

Anyway, um, I'll just
see you guys at school.

I shouldn't just stop by.
I'm gonna go.

- No, wait, wait. It's..
- Call me later.

Well, looks like
we're hitch hiking.

[theme music]

♪ California here we come ♪

♪ Right back where
we started from ♪

♪ California California ♪

♪ Here we come ♪

♪ California ♪

♪ California ♪

♪ Here we come ♪♪

Morning, beautiful.

Good morning. Marissa?

Kirsten.

Sandy.

[Kirsten]
'Well, you're not gonna
believe who is'

Riviera Magazine's
Man of the Year.

- Theresa.
- Mrs. Cohen. Mr. Cohen.

Well, that's nice. I mean,
she really deserves the award.

- Good kid.
- It's my dad.

My vote stays with Theresa.

- Hey.
- Hi.

Hey. Is it a good morning?

So, Ryan, a couple of your
friends stopped by briefly.

Yeah, we know. It was awkward.

- So, is Theresa staying?
- 'Yeah. Looks that way.'

- Looks that way.
- I thought she was going home.

No. Change of plans.

It's amazing.
His lips don't even move.

Well, how long is she staying?

Well, uh, uh..

You tell them.

We're, we're,
we're figuring it all out.

Well, is she, is she gonna,
what, rent a place?

What kind of lease?
Month to month? Year?

[Sandy]
'Can she afford to buy?
What you gonna do?'

I'm this way for a reason.

Yeah, I just told you guys

she's catering a tennis
tournament, that's it.

Is she gonna get
a job after that?

What about the guy
she's engaged to?

Is she going back to school?

[mumbling]

School. Bye.

Now you know,
why I do all the talking.

We're gonna need a ride,
by the way. Thanks.

Uh, I'll take them to school.
It's on my way to the office.

So, is my dad gonna
be in a good mood?

Well, he should be.

- He's Man of the Year.
- I meant the case.

Are you gonna take it?

- I'm thinking about it.
- 'We just..'

We're gonna host the reception
here for my dad's award.

And it would be nice

if Uncle Shaun could be here.

Not if we have to pay
for the bar tab.

I'm thinking about it.

Hey.

- 'I'll be there.'
- Hey.

Can I ask you something?

Yeah. Sure.

When you and I broke up

and, uh, I started dating Ryan

'was it hard for you'

to see us together?

Yeah.

But, hey, we wouldn't have
broken up if I hadn't..

...deserved it.

I guess now I know,
what it feels like, huh?

To deserve it.

[instrumental music]

The sooner you realize
that it's never gonna go back

to the way it was..

...the sooner you can move on.

Okay. I'll see you guys later.

Hey, Ryan.
I'm sorry about this morning.

No, no, that's okay.

I just didn't realize
she was gonna be there.

Yeah.
There was a change of plans.

How long is she staying for?

No, she's gotta find a job,
a place to live..

Minor details, huh?

Yeah.

Well, if you need any help..

Um, thanks.

Check out Gramps.
He looks so angry.

- That's because he is.
- I don't know, why?

He's on a cover of a magazine.

It's hard to believe
that doesn't leave

him happy and fulfilled, right?

Totally. I know.

[Summers]
'Oh, I love the society page.'

It's like, suddenly, all of
the people we know are famous.

Wow, Diana Kahn totally
got a chin implant.

- They have chin implants?
- 'Oh, yeah.'

My dad does them all the time.
He says chins are the new nose.

- So did Picasso.
- Really?

What hospital does he work for?

Kidding. I'm not that dumb.
Just shallow.

Is all this talk of uh, Newport

and plastic surgery
boring you, Anna?

No. Actually, I'm savoring it.

I won't be
hearing it much longer.

I'm leaving.

- You getting dessert?
- No.

- I'm going back to Pittsburgh.
- What?

I'm gonna go live with
my aunt and uncle.

I've just kind of
had enough of Newport, so..

...I'm leaving.

Park ranger cadet?

Full time position available.

I wouldn't look good in the hat.

You'd get to
put out forest fires.

Moving on.

Classifieds are, uh..

Depressing?

We'll find something.
We'll figure it out.

I know.

I'm glad you called me
to come meet you.

Who knew being unemployed
could be so much fun?

I gotta get to class.

It will be okay.

Okay.

Kaitlin. Hi.

Hi, Luke. What's going on?

Well, I just, uh, finished
school for the day

you know, which is
always a good thing.

I so know what you mean.

Luke. What are you doing here?

We're talking, mom.

Go get ready. Daddy's coming to
take you to dinner.

So I'll see you soon?

Luke, you know not
to come to the house.

We meet at the motel.

I just thought, that you
needed help with your DSL.

Luke, as much as I want
high speed internet access

it's not worth Kaitlin
becoming suspicious.

Hey, Jules. Luke.

Luke just came by
to defrag my hard drive.

Okay.

Hurry along, Luke.
Make it quick.

I'll make sure Kaitlin's ready.

Hey, should I put another piece
of swordfish on for Theresa?

Or Marissa?

Or any other ladies
you plan on having over?

I was gonna go pick up Theresa.

- So..
- Done and done.

So how's that going
with you guys?

Um, good.
Just trying to figure it out.

- "It" being?
- Pretty much everything.

You want to know what I think?

You're gonna tell me
either way. Right?

Like my own son. You're in high
school, she should be.

You're both in
way over your heads.

'She's got no real job,
she got no place to live.'

And, please don't ask me
if she can stay here.

- I wouldn't.
- Good.

'Cause, you have
no idea what Kirsten did

the last time I floated
such a concept.

Theresa's got family in Chino.
She's got a life in Chino.

'Running away
is not the answer.'

I know. It's kind of crazy.

No. It's sweet.

It's-it's totally misguided

but yes, it's, it's
kind of charming.

'You gotta tell her.'

It's time she faced the music.

Or at least, the fiance.

[Caleb]
'And you're gonna do that
thing with the white lights'

in your back yard, right?

- Of course, dad.
- Good.

I love the white lights.

And no cilantro.
I hate cilantro.

You're Man of the Year.

I think they can make
some food without cilantro.

I'll have to make a toast.

You've got that '73 Dom
in your wine cellar, yes?

I think, you went through
that on your birthday.

- Hmm.
- 'Kirsten.'

- Mr. Nichol.
- Why don't you call him Caleb?

- Congrats on your award.
- Eh, means nothing.

They're lucky, I agreed
to pose for their front cover.

I think you should use
that in your speech.

Do you want me to set
a place for, Theresa?

Uh, I'm gonna have to
get back to you on that one.

[Kirsten]
'I'm gonna go check on the Dom.'

You know, I was thinking..

Chardonnay for dinner.

No, get the Pinot.

Do what you like. It's your
house. I'm just making a salad.

Man of the Year
and still so modest.

I'm so glad to see it hasn't
gone to your head, Cal.

The case.
Have you made your decision?

I've decided what it'll
take to make me decide.

You tell Kirsten everything.

She's better off not knowing.

She's not. You are.

She is already implicated,
without her knowledge.

Then why worry her?

This may all go away, you know.

It may not.

And I won't spend
the next year lying to her.

So if you want my help,
you tell her everything.

- Hi.
- Hey.

- We should talk.
- I have news.

You go first.

I just got off
the phone with, Eddie.

And I told him I'm not coming
home anytime soon.

- You did?
- 'He didn't take it well.'

But, uh, now that I did it

which I can't believe I did

I feel so much more
free or something.

What did you want to talk about?

How do you feel about swordfish?

So she's leaving.

No, she's staying.

What? When did you talk to Anna?

- Anna?
- Yeah, she told me.

She's going back to Pittsburgh.

Anna's going back to Pittsburgh?

Well, uh, uh, not anymore,
according to you.

- I'm totally confused.
- She, Anna, is leaving.

She, Theresa, is staying.

Right. Got it.

- So, she really is leaving.
- That sucks.

Do you think
it's because of me?

I can't believe I caused
a girl to leave the state.

The county, maybe. Sure. Fine--

You really
think it's because of you?

Well, I mean, we broke up,
she went back east

she had a great time,
she comes back, only to see me

standing on
a coffee cart declaring my

eternal love for Summer.

Maybe she just doesn't feel
that comfortable here.

- Not everybody does.
- I know. I get that.

But if it is because of me,
maybe I can talk her out of it.

Except for the fact that I can't
ask her if it's because of me

without sounding
totally self absorbed.

And I'm not self absorbed,
right, Ryan?

- Me. Me.
- Huh.

- Me.
- Sorry.

I, just thinking about Theresa.

[sighs]

She's staying.
What am I gonna do?

She's leaving.
What am I gonna do?

Hey, Kiki.

- Thanks for meeting me.
- Is everything okay?

Yeah, just why don't
you have a seat.

Is it Uncle Shaun?

The hotel room
that he accidentally

stumbled into the other day..

...Joel McKuin
was staying there.

Well, that's quite
a coincidence.

Since, Joel McKuin
is the leading lumber

supplier on the West Coast.

Not such a coincidence.

It's not the first time
that he's accidentally

stumbled into a hotel room.

It's just the first time
he's got caught.

I knew Uncle Shaun
was a tough negotiator.

And, yeah, well, he sent
extra nice Christmas presents

to certain Teamsters.

Breaking and entering? Theft?

What else? Blackmail?
Racketeering?

- Is he going to jail?
- Not if Sandy can help him.

Well, if he can't,
are they gonna go after you?

I'm afraid it's not just me.

Hey.

- Catching up on Western Civ?
- Yeah, Spanish Inquisition.

- Lot of fun.
- Yeah, tell me about it.

Could they give us
any more reading?

- Get up.
- Eddie.

Eddie, what's going on?

You know exactly
what's going on.

You sleep with her?

- No. No.
- No?

Then why'd she call me and say
she's not coming back?

- Why would she stay here, huh?
- This isn't the right time.

No, don't touch me, man.

After everything I did
for you growing up.

The least you can do
is be honest with me.

Now, you be a man
and you tell me.

- Are you sleeping with her?
- No.

[male #1]
'Excuse me.'

This lounge is for
faculty and students only.

I'm not letting her go.

[indistinct chatter]

[Seth]
'Anna.'

- Hey.
- Hi.

This is nice weather
we're having.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

Oh, did you hear?
The Lakers won.

- Oh, did they?
- Yeah. Yeah, they did.

There's something else I wanted
to talk to you about, actually.

What was it? I can't remember.

[gasping]
That's it.

You're leaving.

Why the hell are you leaving?

You know, I can't,
I'm late for class.

Yeah, you got at least
three minutes.

You know, it's a little bit
more complicated than that.

Why don't you start
with like one reason.

There's gotta be..

...you know one main,
overriding reason.

Alright, fine.
Look, I miss the seasons.

I miss fall foliage.
I miss the snow.

I miss, I miss
the first signs of spring.

- You miss the seasons?
- Yeah, and..

And?

And my little dog, Swifty. We
left him with my aunt and uncle.

And, and
the Jimmy Stewart Museum.

And Peanut Butter
Cup Pie at Dingbats.

The vinyl selection
at Record Village.

And Sundays,
the Super Flea Flea market.

I guess, I did get it
in three minutes, huh?

So that's it, there's not, like

one other reason?

Did I say
Peanut Butter Cup Pies?

Yeah.

Then, no.

Good. Excellent.

Um...tomorrow

we're having this thing
at my house for my grandpa.

Can't, tomorrow I'm leaving.

Well, you can't leave
without saying goodbye though.

I'll come say goodbye.

- Okay.
- Okay.

[indistinct chatter]

Is there anything
I can do to help?

- You, Theresa?
- Yeah, sure.

She needs a job and a place to
live, so, if you got anything.

Well, does she need a friend?

Because I could help out there.

Why don't you invite her
to Caleb's party?

We could all hang out.

Why the hell
would you want that?

Look, I'm used to
getting what I want.

Which I know is not
the most attractive quality.

But I also know
I can't compete with a girl

you've known your whole life.

Not after everything
that's just come between us.

I don't think she has clothes,
a dress for it.

But thanks.

♪ But I know it's too late ♪

♪ I should have
given you a reason ♪

♪ To stay ♪♪

Hey.

How was the rest of your day?

Oh, I just wanted to get home
and see how you were doing.

After the Heights, I knew

that my dad wasn't above board.

But this is beyond

anything that
I could have imagined.

[Sandy]
'We're gonna figure this out.'

And you better believe I'll do
everything I can to protect you.

No. I don't want you to.

'I'm going to get
outside counsel.'

I do not want you involved.

When I asked for your help,
I had no idea

what I was asking you for.

Well, I know that.

But this is my mistake,
not yours.

And I will not let you
compromise yourself.

Not even for me.

I'm gonna call the caterers.

Make sure that,
uh, there's no cilantro

for the Man of the Year.

She's lying. I know it.

What?

- Who?
- Anna.

You're thinking
about Anna right now?

I just..

I just wish I could convince her
not to leave because of me.

You think she's leaving
just 'cause of you?

It makes sense, doesn't it?

Yeah. But even if I thought it,
I wouldn't say it.

I mean, it's a little
self absorbed, Cohen.

I just never wanted
to hurt her feelings.

Maybe, she just didn't
like it here.

I hear, there are a few
people who don't.

It does rain
sometimes in January.

I'm kind of..

I'm kind of hungry.
You want to eat?

Thanks.

- 'Hi.'
- Hey.

Are you still good
at foot massages?

'Cause, I've been
on my feet all day.

- We, we gotta talk.
- So no foot massage?

Uh, no, listen. Listen,
I, I don't know what to do

about us.

I..

I can't get you a job,
a place to live.

- I live in a pool house.
- Shut up.

Shut the hell up.

I don't need you to
take care of me.

- I can take care of myself.
- Um-hm, I know, I know.

I am not one of these
Newport chicks that needs

a trust fund to survive.

But the fact that
you thought I needed you is

really great, sweet..

...sexy..

What about Eddie?

I told Eddie that
I can't marry him, right now.

Just 'cause you're okay
with it doesn't mean that he is.

I'm not okay with it,
I just know it's for the best.

I'm here to be with you.

[instrumental music]

Are we doing this?

It's not like we haven't before.

♪ You make me lose my buttons ♪

♪ Oh yeah you make me spit ♪

♪ I don't like
my clothes anymore ♪

♪ We're spending time
and money ♪

♪ Yeah you're colder
than yourself ♪

♪ Now we're moving now
we're taking control ♪♪

[instrumental music]

[tires screeching]

[instrumental music]

- What's the matter?
- Uh, it's not like home.

I got people that notice
if I don't get back.

I had the day off, I thought

if you want to go to the beach
or go to the pier tonight--

- Uh, actually, I have a thing.
- A thing?

Yeah. Kirsten's dad is being
honored by some magazine.

They're having a cocktail party
at the Cohen house.

You, uh..

You want to come?

Do you want me to come, 'cause

I'm kind of
getting the vibe that--

No. Yeah. No.

It's just, you know what these
things are like, these people--

And it might be kind of weird.

The girl who serves food
at the party is

now a guest at the party.

I-I wasn't saying that.

I just feel like you're not
really trying to invite me.

No, I do. I-I am.
I didn't think you'd wanna go.

I know what these things
were like for me.

I don't wanna go.

I just want to make sure
you're not embarrassed

to bring me to your things.

I'm not.

Good.

I have nothing to wear anyway.

But, come over after
and we can both wear nothing.

[Sandy]
'Well, if you keep
looking up like that'

'all you're gonna see
is a bad shot.'

Hey, Hoades. How are things
at the DA's office?

Better, since you left
the PD's office.

My people seem
to win a few more.

Well, that's why I left.

I started feeling bad for you.

So, why don't I think

it's a wild coincidence
to see you here?

Well, you have trust issues.

That's why you've
never been married.

Well, saves me a phone call.

We have a deal
to offer your client.

- Client?
- Shaughnessy.

- Oh, he's not my client.
- That's not what he said.

Uh, he's drunk most of the time.

You can't take anything
he says very seriously.

We're taking what we think
he has to say very seriously.

Just out of curiosity..

...what kind of deal
were you gonna offer him?

- Curiosity?
- Yeah, mild.

[laughing]

Okay, if he were to cooperate

let us know, who signs his
marching orders

we consider pleading him down
to a lesser charge.

Unless, the plaintiff decides
to drop the charges.

'In which case, Shaughnessy
would have no reason to talk.'

Except the plaintiff
has no reason to do that.

Right?

Let me tell you something,
Sandy.

The Newport Group
is Orange County's Enron.

You make this just
a little bit difficult for me

and I'll come down
on you as hard as I can.

Oh, wow, this must be
a re-election year.

Oh, spare me. You and I have
been friends for years.

'That's probably why
Caleb Nichol hired you.'

But, it used to be,
Sandy Cohen's moral compass

wouldn't point him anywhere
except the direction of truth.

'No matter who he took down.'

Ha, spoken like a man
who's never been married.

I just can't hit it
any better than that.

Good to see you again.

[Seth]
'Hey, man, where you been?'

Uh, Theresa's.
Your parents say anything?

No, I covered for you. But dude,
you shouldn't be doing this.

You're sleeping there now?
That's serious.

- I just fell asleep.
- Yeah.

I heard about some scary guy

that showed up at school,
his name

wouldn't be, Eddie, would it?

- Yeah, he came down to talk.
- Yeah?

About how it's getting serious
between you and Theresa?

Yeah, you and Anna?
You have to talk.

Damn it, do not change
the subject to me.

I'm...powerless
not to talk about it.

I tried, and, uh,
she gave me a list of reasons

why she's leaving.

- Didn't make the cut, did ya?
- But, she's lying.

'I want her to know that,
you know'

I'm sorry
that I hurt her feelings.

But she doesn't,
she doesn't have to do this.

She shouldn't be doing this.

Then just tell her.

- Just tell her, huh?
- Hmm.

Simple. Honest. Direct.
No wonder I never considered it.

Okay, fine, I will.
I'll tell her tonight.

Might have to have a little
bubbly first though.

A little veritas in vino,
you know what I mean?

Hardly ever.

[knock on door]
Coming.

Hey. Come in.

- How are you?
- Good.

What's going on?

Well, there's this party
tonight, and--

I heard.

Yeah, well, I thought maybe
you'd want to go.

I can't.

I didn't really bring any

of my nice clothes with me.

Well, I have some options.

[instrumental music]

[cellphone ringing]

Hello? Hello?

Hey, Joel.
Thanks for getting back to me.

Huh?

No, actually,
now's a perfect time.

Come on.
Smile for your father, Kiki.

I'm smiling on the inside.

Veritas in vino.

Yeah. Then we have a deal?

Why spend a lot of money when
you can make a lot of money?

Yeah. Caleb will be pleased.

Yes, Mr. McKuin,
I'm fully aware.

We do what we must. Goodnight.

[instrumental music]

Theresa coming?

Nope. Marissa?

I doubt it.

Look, I get why you're doing
what you're doing

but she does really love you.

I know.

- It's just..
- Yeah.

The Oliver thing. I know.

It was messed up.

But, hey,
she dated Luke for years.

You can't always
trust her judgment.

But she has a good heart.

Not your typical
backyard barbecue.

Yeah, well, they never are.

You, uh, wow.

I had some help.

Coop.

- 'That's a nice one, sir.'
- 'Right here, please.'

[male #2]
'And eyes right here.'

Come on, Seth.
Get in the picture.

You are the future
of the company.

Oh, there's something
to look forward to.

You'll grow out
of comic books at some stage

and grow into
wanting to be rich.

No, I won't.

- Hey.
- Hi.

I just came to say goodbye.
My plane's leaving soon.

- You're really leaving.
- Yeah.

Well, you might not believe this

but, I'm gonna miss you.

Oh, what's even
more unbelievable

is that I'm gonna miss you.

Pretty unbelievable.

- Bye, Blanche.
- See you, Rose.

Have you seen
Molly Miller's boob job?

They're huge.

Lois Robin's face-lift? Wow.

Diane Kahn totally
had chin implants.

They have chin implants?

Oh, yeah. Chins are
the new nose. Haven't you heard?

Hey, Anna. Theresa.

Nice to meet you.

Came to say goodbye to Seth?

Yeah.

Could you give him this?

It's supposed to say everything
that I couldn't say.

But now that I'm here, I just..

...can't say anything at all.

Yeah. Yeah. Of course.

See you, Ryan.

Thanks for teaching me
how to waltz.

Have the best life.
You deserve it.

- Bye.
- Bye.

You look so hot.

Not here, Luke. Behave.

I know, it's just..

...your ass.

- We do alright.
- How do you do?

Excuse me, guys. Thanks.

I saw the DA today. It didn't
go what I would call well.

I thought, he was
a friend of yours.

'He used to make deals
all the time.'

Well, it's an election year.

It seems you're not
too popular with the people.

That's the best you could do?
I need to go and make my toast.

I'll make this go away,
but you're

gonna have to give something up.

'Joel McKuin is gonna need to be
the chief lumber supplier'

'for the next big
Newport Group contract.'

You won't be buying wholesale

but it'll work.

I knew I could rely on you.

Not even if you were
the Man of the Century.

What's the matter, Sandy?

You cut deals
for your clients all the time.

Yeah, well, usually,
they're the ones

who have broken the law, not me.

[chuckles]

Mr. Nichol,
it's time for your speech.

'Right this way.'

[female #1]
'Ladies and gentlemen,
it is my pleasure..'

Hey, Jules.

- James.
- Now, forgive me.

This can't possibly
be happening, right?

I'm, I'm crazy
to even think it, right?

Think what?

Okay, that's what I thought.

Because, it would
destroy Marissa.

And, I think, we both know
she's been through enough.

Honestly, Jimmy, I don't know
what you're talking about.

[Caleb]
'Thank you, thank you.'

Caleb's speaking.

It really is a tremendous honor.

Few publications
better represent

this great county of ours,
than Riviera Magazine.

[crowd applauding]

[instrumental music]

I'll be right back.
I'm gonna give Seth his letter.

Okay. I'll be here, trying
to spot the chin implants.

[Caleb]
'My story has its
own cast of characters.'

'One doesn't become Riviera Man
of the Year without some help.'

Where would I be without
my wonderful family?

My beautiful daughter Kirsten,
and my favorite

well, my only grandson, Seth.

Come join me.

- What are you doing here?
- I just want to talk.

[Eddie]
'Can't you listen?'

Let's go somewhere
and figure this out.

I'm not going anywhere.

You stay the hell
away from me. Okay?

You're lucky, I don't
kick your ass right here.

- Look, can we please just go?
- Let go!

[Eddie]
'Please, okay?'

What the hell is going on?

[grunting]

Why don't you leave before
the cops get here. Alright.

- You're dead!
- 'Right now! Alright.'

- 'Right now.'
- Don't ever come home.

You're dead. You hear me?

Get off me, man.

[Sandy]
'Oh, that's gonna be
quite a shiner.'

But, hey, they look good on you.

Yeah? Thanks.

I'm so sorry about everything.

Oh, it's okay, sweetie.
It's not your fault.

Hey, I heard there
was a rumble in the bedroom.

I'm gonna go break it up.

You okay?

I can't believe
Anna didn't show.

Uh, actually, um..

You're just giving me this now?

I was a little distracted.

The ink's all smudged.
I can't even read it.

Is that a V or a Q?

[Seth]
'Okay, here, look. Right there.'

First line says,
I love you, but then

what is that word, right there?
Azerbaijan? Aztecs?

- Aspirin.
- You think it says aspirin?

No. You're giving me a headache.

Okay. Coincidence, Confucius?

- What's this C-word?
- Confusing?

- It's says confusing?
- No.

You're confusing me.
What do you care what it says?

Summer, Anna couldn't even
say goodbye to me. Alright?

I think,
she's leaving because of me.

- I don't want it to happen.
- What is going on?

Last week, you're standing
on a coffee cart

declaring your
eternal love for me.

Now you're all like, "Anna's
letter. I can't read it."

This isn't like that, okay?

She's just my friend
and I don't want her to leave.

Then go.

Stop her.

So what are you gonna do?

I need to call Eddie.

Try and straighten
everything out.

It's gonna be okay.

[Seth]
'Hey, man, I'm sorry
to interrupt.'

I need you to drive me
to the airport.

I gotta stop Anna from leaving.

- Why? You can't drive yourself?
- Dude.

I've had, like, three
glasses of champagne, okay.

You know how it goes
straight to my head.

'Please.'

You should go. He needs you.

Thank you very much.

You're, uh, gonna be at
the motel when I get back?

I don't want you to be late.

Hey, Juju.

I was wondering if you're
gonna ignore me all night.

You seemed busy.

- Congratulations.
- Thanks for coming.

[Caleb]
'Can I drive you home?'

- I can walk down the driveway.
- Can I call you?

Take you out on a real date?

[Caleb]
'Things have gotten
a bit crazy.'

Now, I know I didn't
appreciate you. I want to.

I want to make you
feel appreciated.

Plan the perfect date,
run it by me.

We'll see.

[instrumental music]

Come on, man.
Her flight leaves soon.

I'm doing 75 in a 65, alright?

"I'm doing 75 in a 65.."
Everyone knows 80 is the new 75.

What? Who talks like that?

What is up with this AC?

My Jewfro is frizzing out.
I look like Screech.

- The AC's fine.
- What is this music?

Do not insult Journey. Alright?

[Theresa]
'Hey.'

Hey.

How are you?

Just embarrassed.

I can't believe it, this huge
fight at a fancy party.

Actually not the first time
that's happened.

Here, um, I'm not
gonna have time

to get it dry-cleaned
before I go.

Before you go?

I've been fooling myself
thinking this was gonna be easy.

I made a huge mess
of everything and..

I have this whole life
to figure out.

And so does Ryan.

So...take care of him.

I'll see you.

I talked to my dad.

[Kirsten]
'He told me what you did.'

Obstructed justice.
Tampered with a witness.

So what happens now?

My guess is, not much.

Since it's an election year,
the DA can't afford to lose.

[Sandy]
'And without this star witness,
they don't really have a case.'

And if you're gonna
go after the king, Caleb

then you had better know
that you can kill the king.

I told you I didn't want you
to get involved.

I'll always do
what's best for my family.

I'd rather go to jail
than be responsible

for you being mixed up in this.

Getting into bed with my father.

I promise you, I'd rather
send you to jail

than get into bed
with your father.

You do something like this..

- There's no going back.
- Yeah.

It's kind of like prom night.

Believe me.

If anybody's gonna
be putting you in handcuffs

it's gonna be me.

[OMD singing "If You Leave"]

♪ If you leave ♪

♪ Don't leave now ♪

♪ Please don't take my ♪

♪ Heart away ♪

♪ Promise me ♪

♪ Just one more night ♪

♪ Then we'll go
our separate ways ♪

Anna!

Anna, wait.

Seth? Hold on.

Seth, what are you doing here?

Okay.

Maybe, it's just
the champagne talking

but I'm just gonna say it.

Okay?

Please do not leave
because of me.

- What? What do you--
- You love me.

I read it. And I get it. Okay?

And I'm so sorry, if I did
anything to hurt your feelings.

Or cause this.
But I don't want you to leave.

Okay? None of us do.

Seth, I, I love you..

...as a friend.

What?

God, I love you as a friend.

That doesn't say Azerbaijan?

Look, I think you're
an amazing guy.

A little self absorbed maybe,
but great.

But, I mean, if there's one
thing that our relationship

taught me, it's that..

...we don't have
a lot of chemistry.

So you're not leaving
because of me?

I'm leaving 'cause
I need to leave.

But who knows? Maybe one day,
we'll be perfect for each other.

I don't know.

I do know I have
to go to Pittsburgh.

I'm lonely, Seth.

And, I thought, I could make
this my home, but I can't.

Thanks for coming..

...and saying goodbye.

♪ I touch you once ♪

♪ I touch you twice ♪

♪ I won't let go ♪

♪ At any price ♪

♪ I need you now ♪

♪ Like I needed you then ♪

♪ You always said ♪

Anna, wait a second.

What am I gonna do without you?

Who will I play Jenga with?

You're so wise
and all your sage wisdom.

What am I gonna do without that?

Confidence, Cohen.

Anna!

♪ I touch you twice ♪

♪ I won't let go at any price ♪

♪ I need you now ♪

♪ Like I needed you then ♪

♪ You always said ♪

♪ We'd meet again ♪

♪ Someday ♪

I'll be right back.

♪ If you leave ♪

♪ If you leave ♪

[Seth]
'What if the girl I'm
supposed to be with'

just went back to Pittsburgh?

What if she went back to Chino?

Why would Anna go to Chino?

I'm kidding. Come on.

Nice one.

Well, at least
we have each other.

Actually, I have Summer now.

But, I'll put a little
Seth-Ryan time on the books.

That's quality time.

Thanks, buddy. I could always
hang out with Luke, you know.

What do you think
he's doing right now?

Discovering fire?

Hunting and gathering?

Shaving his chest
with a Buck Knife?

You guys could do that together.

I do do that.

[instrumental music]