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[male narrator]
Previously on "The O. C..."

What? You're driving now.

Yeah, because you're drunk.

[glass shatters]

Stop, okay?
Hey, you're scaring me.

Good! You're scaring me.

I called the therapist
on the way over here.

- Mom.
- She's right, kiddo.

Therapy was part of the deal
of you moving in here.

I know you.
You go to Harbor, right?

- Marissa Cooper.
- What's wrong with you?

[Caleb]
Your sister,
do you ever hear from her?

The number I have
is no longer in service.

I like you. So does she.

If we don't put an end
to this soon..

Someone's gonna get hurt.

Alright, so maybe next time
we go see a movie

it won't be a three hour period
piece about boats.

They call them ships.
And I liked it.

I don't know, Russell Crowe

he just doesn't do
anything for me.

I mean, people say
he's good-looking

but I don't see it.

I never really thought about it.

Hey, only one more day
left in 2003.

It's been a good year.

Yes. My parents got divorced

my dad went bankrupt
and I OD'd.

I meant for me.

I know.
I can't wait to celebrate

the New Year with you.

So what do you wanna do?
I heard about some parties--

Maybe we should take it easy

after what happened
at Christmas.

What happened at Christmas?

It's all kind of a blur,
actually.

Kidding.

[chuckles]

Funny.

I thought we could hang here.

You know, maybe

rent a couple
Russell Crowe movies.

[chuckles]

Stay in

so I know you'll be safe.

I love you.

[clears throat]
I mean..

- Uh..
- I-I, I didn't mean, I..

Thank you.

Uh, you're welcome.

Um, midnight curfew.

[sighs]
I love you.

I love you.
How hard is that to say?

Saying it's easy.

Meaning it?

That's the hard part.

Who the hell are you?

It's a long story.
Who the hell are you?

It doesn't work that way, dude.
It's my pool house.

Actually, dude,
it's my pool house.

So this is yours.

- You want it back?
- I got plenty, thanks.

You're Kirsten's sister,
Hailey, right?

So you've heard of me.

I guess Kirsten remembers
I actually do exist.

Well, she didn't say
you were coming.

She doesn't know I'm here.

Look, we'll get it all
sorted out over breakfast.

The living room couch
is pretty comfortable.

Oh, and

love you too.

[theme song]

♪ California here we come ♪

♪ Right back
where we started from ♪

♪ California California ♪

♪ Here we come ♪

♪ California ♪

♪ California ♪

♪ Here we come ♪♪

Hey.

What's up, man?
What happened to you?

Lady kick you to the curb?

Pool house was occupied.
Your aunt.

- Hailey's here? Awesome.
- Yeah, she's..

Nine across,
seven-letter word for..

Whoa. Separate seats, you guys.

Come on, there's no sex
in the champagne room.

- Good morning to you too.
- Morning. Where's Hailey?

I don't know. Thailand. Morocco.

[Sandy]
'I think she's planting trees
in Tacoma.'

[Kirsten]
Uh, Costa Rica,
building churches.

I think it was Nicaragua
and they were hospitals.

- She's in the pool house.
- What are you talking about?

Did you not notice Ryan
sleeping on the couch?

[yawns]
Your sister's here.

W-wait, wait, wait,
you-you saw her

'you were talking to her or..'

- Did she say why she was here?
- I have two guesses.

Either she's run out of money
or she's run out of money.

Three-letter word for hilarious?

Dad. Write that down.

'She is probably
out of money though.'

Hailey's here.

[chuckles]

Hey, guys. Guess who's back.

- Hello, Hailey.
- Aunt Hailey.

Later when you're dressed,
we'll hug.

Seth, robe. Her. Now.

There you are.

- Happy New Year, everyone.
- Happy New Year to you.

Hi.

We would have come
and picked you up

at the airport
or the train station.

- Or the border.
- Yeah, well.

It was late
and my cell phone got shut off.

When you ran out of money?

So you're gonna stay with us.

- For some time?
- Mmm.

I'm gonna make up
the guest bedroom.

Bedding, sheets, now. Hmm.

Married 17 years,
the first things that go

are the full sentences.
Welcome back.

Thanks.

Looking good, Nephew Seth.

- Thank you. Puberty happened.
- It's been that long?

It sure has.
Be glad you missed it.

Oh, check this out though.

- Oh.
- Ooh, chest hair.

- And a new friend.
- Yeah, that's Ryan.

He's, um,
he's kind of a long story.

Uh-huh. So now that you're a man

what are the New Year's Eve
plans? Got any girls to kiss?

Well, I had two
and, uh, now I have none.

But it's cool 'cause I,
uh, I swore off women.

- Right.
- I took myself off the market.

I'm gonna do whatever
Ryan and Marissa do.

Marissa. Is that
the short chick next door?

No, puberty happened.
She's a Laker.

Well, sounds to me like Ryan
and Marissa won't be doing much

'cause of three little words
Ryan couldn't say.

- Where's the Frosted Flakes?
- That's four.

I love you.

Shut up.
Ryan, Marissa said that to you?

- Okay, what did you say?
- Thank you.

Oh.

Well, guess we'll be
staying in tonight.

Carson Daly and a ball dropping.

There is two images
that should never be said

in the same sentence.

Nice of the doctors to keep
the offices open today

with all our resolutions
that need to be analyzed

before they're broken.

Yeah, it was nice of them.

So what are they?

Your resolutions
that you're never gonna keep.

'Give me one.
At least one.'

I'm gonna eat more vegetables.

Wow. You and the doc
really went deep.

And what about dairy? Grains?

Actually, we feel good
about the grains.

And tonight, New Year's Eve,
you're a social chair.

I'm sure you've organized
several events.

Ferris wheels, balloon animals?

- Hmm. Done that.
- So what's the deal?

[sighs]
You ask a lot of questions.

One of us has to.

Uh, what are you doing?

Well, now that you've asked, um

I'm having a party at my place.

You live in the Four Seasons?

Come by
and I'll explain everything.

Yeah, maybe we will.

We, as in, uh,
you and your friend?

Uh, my boyfriend, Ryan.

He wants to stay in.
He's not as social.

Even my girlfriend's
the same way.

Natalie.
But, uh, she'll be there.

You know, I can meet him,
you can meet her. It's a party.

Yeah.
Hopefully I'll see you there.

There'll be veggies.
No painkillers.

But crudites, some celery, dip.

Hmm. Well,
as long as there's dip.

Hailey, can we focus
for a moment?

Or the fact that
someone's gotten matronly

in the last two years?

Two years is the part
that I wanna focus on.

'What am I gonna wear tonight?'

A little Ann Taylor,
little Ralph Lauren.

Ew. Oh, my God.

- Is this from Talbots?
- It was a gift.

Haven't you been living
in hostels

out of a backpack wearing
clothes made from hemp?

- That was last year, Kiki.
- Don't call me Kiki.

Only dad calls me Kiki.
And only because he won't not.

You do remember dad,
don't you?

I have a vague recollection.

Well, just wait
till he hears you're back.

Yeah, you know, I was gonna
tell him in due time.

Well, you have two weeks
before he gets back

from Paris with Julie Cooper.

Dad and Julie Cooper?

Well, at least
he's dating somebody

my age instead of yours.

How does Jimmy Cooper
feel about this?

Pretty good

now that they're
getting a divorce.

Things have really picked up
around here.

You know, I should come back
more often.

Hailey, what are
your plans exactly?

- Ladies, so I'm gonna go, uh--
- Surfing? Fun. Where?

At, uh, you know, the spot,
you know, by the place.

Four Footers. I heard that too.
Sunglasses?

Yeah, I was just gonna ask you.

Kitchen. So tonight?

Yeah, what time should I make
the reservations?

- Uh, 8:00.
- 8:00?

- Perfect. Table?
- The usual.

- I love you.
- Me too.

What?

You guys are, like, married.

Well, that was the idea
when we had our wedding.

No, I mean, like

deeply, deeply married.

Forget it.
Anyway, so tonight, you guys..

Are going to dinner
at the Arches.

We do it every year,
home in time to watch

"Dick Clark" and the ball drop.

Two images that should not be
used in the same sentence.

It's too bad
that you're busy tonight

'cause I know
this really great party

'where you guys would have,
like, actual fun.'

But I understand.
You're boring now.

I am not boring.

- Hey, baby, I-I can't find--
- Keys?

- Check your--
- Pants. Oh, you're good.

Gucci. Now we're talking.

- And I will be wearing this.
- To the Arches?

That's kind of fancy.

Hey, Sandy,
after our annual dinner

how do you feel about a party?

We're not going to a party.
We made plans.

- To do nothing.
- Who's Oliver?

A guy from therapy.

Hey, there'll be crudites
and dip.

Sorry. I guess
it's more of an inside joke.

Between you and Oliver?
You guys have inside jokes?

It'll be fun.
There'll be people.

As opposed to here,
which will just be you and me.

'I thought
you wanted to do nothing.'

- Yeah, well, that was before--
- Right.

Before I..

It..

- What?
- Because I didn't say..

- What?
- When you said..

- What?
- Never mind.

So are you going?

I'm staying here watching movies
like we agreed.

Okay. Well, if you change
your mind.

- So you're going?
- Like I said, yep.

Happy New Year.

Happy New Year.

[Seth]
You know what you did?

You know what you did?
You blew it, buddy.

Almost as bad as I did,
but you know what?

We're both single now,
it's a new year.

I think we should
join Friendster.

- Meet new people.
- We didn't break up.

We're just not spending
New Year's Eve together.

Only the most important
chick holiday

of the year
besides Valentine's Day.

Why don't you just go
to this party?

- I don't understand.
- Because we had plans and..

Because, I mean, who's Oliver?

Okay. As long as you're clear
on your motivation.

- Okay, so we're gonna go.
- Uh, do you guys need anything?

Yes. Ryan needs a tear
in the space time continuum

so he can go back and say
I love you to Marissa.

She said I love you?

- So what did you say back?
- Thank you.

- Thank you.
- Well, that was polite.

That's what I said.

- You guys have fun.
- See you.

- I love you, guys.
- Thank you.

- You guys look hot.
- Hey, don't sound so surprised.

Come on. Let's go. Move it out.

I don't wanna see you crazy kids
back here before 2:00.

Eh, thanks for this.

And when we get back,
we'll talk about your plan

'and how long you're here
and why.'

You're okay about tonight?

I'm just gonna catch up
with some friends.

Don't worry about me.

You guys deserve
to have some fun.

I couldn't agree more.
Let's go.

- Happy New Year.
- Thanks.

What are you guys doing here?
You're not even dressed?

I know. I told you.
We're not going out.

Carson Daly. Balls.

I thought
you were being sarcastic.

That's usually
a safe assumption.

W-where's your lady friend?

Out at a party.

Your girlfriend's
at a New Year's Eve party alone?

She's not alone. She's with
some guy named Oliver.

- You've gotten really glib.
- Hmm.

- You guys broke up.
- We didn't break up.

We're just not spending
New Year's Eve together.

You know what they say.

The way you spend New Year's Eve
is the same way

you'll spend the rest
of the year.

So at the countdown to midnight

when she's looking
for someone to kiss

and you're here playing
video games about pirates.

- Ninjas.
- And it's like..

Ten, nine, eight..

And she's all alone
when she sees this guy Oliver.

...seven, six, five..

'Fireworks start, music swells.'

...four, three..

People are pairing off.
Who's she gonna kiss?

...two, one.

- You guys look hot.
- Too hot?

'Cause I'm trying to keep
a low profile these days.

Thanks for, you know,
getting me out of the house.

Hey, you're part of the family
and we look out for our own.

Now let's go. Come on.

Out.

- You wanna come?
- No.

I'm gonna hang out.

- Take it easy, lay low.
- Alright.

[laughs]
Oh, Hailey Nichol!

[laughing and screaming]

[The Pattern singing
"Selling Submarines"]

- Taking it easy?
- Laying low?

Just a couple of friends.

[shatters]

[horn blowing]

This is gonna be totally fun.

We're at the penthouse
of the Four Seasons.

I know. It's just, you know?

Coop, the way you spend
your New Year's Eve

is the way you're gonna spend
the rest of the year.

- It is?
- Yeah.

And you're not
gonna think of Ryan.

And I am so not
thinking of Seth Cohen

and how pathetic it is
that he's staying home

on New Year's Eve
probably playing

like, a stupid video game
about like, pirates

or, like, ninjas or something.

Alright.
The Four Seasons. Penthouse.

It's undeniable.

[both chuckles]

Hey, people I know.

- Huh, where?
- Huh.

Hey, Anna.
What are you doing here?

Oh, my parents are friends
of the parents of the guy

who's throwing this party.

- Well, you know Oliver?
- Who?

- Hey, you made it.
- Hey.

- Come on, I'll show you around.
- Okay.

So where's Seth?

Um, I don't know.
Why don't you tell me?

I don't know
and I don't care.

Me either.

- Seth Cohen is, like, so 2003.
- Mm-hmm.

And in, like, 74 minutes

I'll never have to think
about him again.

- Seventy three.
- Even better.

Mm-hmm.

Skinny dipping!

Oh, God, dudes.

Okay, that's a lot
of genitalia in my pool.

- We should go.
- We can't go.

What about the whole Marissa
kissing-Oliver-countdown thing?

Yeah, I know, that was before
I took a face full of Dom, man.

I can't leave Hailey here.
The place will get trashed.

- Come on, she's insane.
- You said she was awesome.

- Insanely awesome.
- So tell her.

- Party's over.
- Right, right.

Except I don't wanna
be the dad, okay?

Listen, telling my aunt
she can't

have a party,
that's embarrassing.

- You do it.
- It's your house.

Right, and it's your girlfriend

with some dude named Oliver.

I'm just tryin' to help you
track some motivation.

- She's part of your family.
- Right.

And the Cohens are notorious
for conflict avoidance

but the Atwoods,
they thrive on it.

You are the man for this.

I'm not gonna win this argument.

- No.
- Right.

Hey, no ball dropping
till midnight, okay?

Thanks. That's what
I was talking about.

[female #1]
'Wait for me.'

[automated message]
'In one quarter of a mile,
turn left.'

What's going on?

Nothing.

Are we in a rut?

[chuckles]
That's nothin', huh?

No, we're not in a rut.
We're in a marriage.

It's just that we finish
each other's sentences

we always know
what the other's thinking.

Oh, that's my favorite part.

I own a sweater set
from Talbots.

That was a gift.

Look, I, I don't think anybody
would think we're boring.

But do we need to take
more chances?

[automated message]
'In 400 feet, turn left.'

Yes, we do need to take
more chances.

GPS lady says turn left..

...I'm going right.

Oh, Sandy, don't.

No, no, no, no,
you can't stop me.

No one can. Hang on.
Here we go.

[automated message]
'When possible,
please make a U-turn.'

No. No, I won't. I will not.

- Sandy, please.
- 'That..'

Oh, baby, we're living
on the edge, honey.

We're living on the edge.
Woohoo!

[Kirsten]
'We're not living on the edge,
we're getting lost.'

Would you just listen
to the GPS lady?

[automated message]
'When possible,
please make a U-turn.'

Oh, thank God,
because you know, I

I hate to defy the GPS lady
'cause she, she gets so cross.

[laughing]

- Do you think we're fun?
- Yeah, I do.

Come on. Your sister is so up
inside your head, it's nuts.

'No one's as fun as Hailey.'

'I mean, that's-that's her
calling in life.'

She's 10 pounds of fun
in a 5 pound bag.

- What does that mean?
- It means she's fun.

'You know, she's a Nichol.
She's a pot stirrer.'

A ball-buster,
a-a button pusher.

- She is pushing your buttons.
- That she is.

Well, we're going to a party
where we don't know anyone

'where anything could happen.'

- That's true.
- That's fun.

Why don't we skip dinner
and just go to that party?

[automated message]
'When possible,
please make a U-turn.'

Ooh, you are dangerous.

[indistinct chatter]

Hey, so this is a pretty
cool place to have a party.

Yeah? Well, my parents
own a bunch of 'em.

- Hmm. Hotel rooms?
- Hotels.

Hmm. I've never had
one of these before.

Oh, they are excellent.
Of course, these are virgins.

They won't take the edge off,
they won't numb the pain.

But they're fun to say.
Mojito.

- Mojito.
- Mojito.

Mojito.

Hey, you know,
just 'cause I'm not drinking

doesn't mean you can't.

Yes. But then my sponsor
would be so disappointed in me.

Clean and sober, 11 months.

Wow.

You did meet me in therapy.

'So where's Ryan?'

He's not here.

I can see that.

So when do I get
to meet Natalie?

Yeah. Uh, she, she's not here.

[chuckles]

- What happened?
- Long story.

Long distance relationship.

You know, those are always
so fraught with peril.

Anyway, she's a freshman
at Arizona.

- An older woman?
- 'Not really.'

She, uh, had the benefit
of not getting kicked out

of three schools
in three years.

Makes it a whole lot easier
to graduate on time.

But as for me, now I'm doing
senior year again

'and she's doing
her freshman thing.'

You know, having fun, partying.

And I don't think
she wants to be

in a serious relationship
anymore.

And you love her?

- Have you told her?
- Of course. All the time.

To Ryan?

To Natalie.

We can have fun
without 'em, right?

I hope so.

Not the inspiring answer
I was looking for

but I'll take it.

[Alkaline Trio singing
"We've Had Enough"]

♪ In the shadows
where the heads hang low ♪

♪ You hear voices as the wind
blows asking can't you see? ♪♪

[Hailey]
'Look, I get it.
I get that you're upset, okay?'

[knocks]
'One minute.'

I need to talk to you.

I said one minute.
Just hear me out.

I don't even know what
you're doing back here, Hail.

You still owe me three grand.

I know, and I'll get it
back to you.

That's what you said two years
ago before you bolted.

Oh, what happened?
Did your trust fund run out?

I was gonna ask you
the same thing.

So you're back to make
a withdrawal from your dad.

And then what?
You'll split again?

I don't need this from you.
You're supposed to be my friend.

[female #2]
'You don't have
any friends left, hon.'

You burned all those bridges.

Gee, doesn't look like it
from the showing we got tonight.

Or everybody knows no one throws
a rager like Hailey Nichol.

'You're looking for some
good blow, some clean speed--'

Look, this conversation is over.
You wanna go, then go.

Not without my three grand.

And you better hope that
Cameo doesn't show up tonight

after what you did to Alex.

Goodbye.

Hey, do you think maybe
it's time we end this thing?

No, I don't.

Well, maybe the cops will.

So what?
You're like a narc now?

Fine.

Let's just talk about this.

[upbeat music]

This place isn't so rocking.

I mean, we're way more fun
than these people.

This is Hailey's big party?

Oh, I just hope
there's something

like a deviled egg,
I'm starving.

Kirsten. Oh, my God.

I can't believe you're here.

I had no idea
you were so much fun.

Yeah. Uh, hi, Taryn.

- 'You know my husband, Sandy.'
- Hi.

Well, if I don't now,
I might at midnight.

Hello.

Go ahead, Sandy.
Put your watch in the bowl.

Whoever ends up with him
is gonna be one lucky lady.

Oh, my God.

I think we're at a swingers
party. I'm gonna kill Hailey.

We can still make our dinner
reservations, can't we?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, we're leaving.

We can't stay here, can we?

[laughs]
We're not in this big a rut.

You think we're in a rut.
You just said it.

Where is that deviled egg?

I mean,
we don't have enough nerve

to-to stick this out.

No, we don't, so let's go.

We couldn't possibly stay

could we?

Hey, we can stay.

I dare you.

Don't dare me
unless you mean it.

- I dare you. Double dare.
- I will.

- Okay.
- Go ahead.

You got three seconds
to stop me. Uno.

Dos.

Tres.

[Dropkick Murphys
singing "Walk Away"]

We'll be chlorinating for weeks.

Let's just go
somewhere private to talk

without getting
the cops involved.

I know your mom's gonna kill me

and I'm really sorry

but it's New Year's Eve

and we're having a party.

Hey!

[Laptop singing "Ratso Rizzo"]

Great. This is just great.

- Oh, God. This isn't good.
- You think?

- I can't breathe.
- What?

- I'm claustrophobic.
- Seth, this place is huge.

It has a kitchen and a bathroom.

Shh, Ryan, do not use up
all the oxygen.

You want a sandwich? A shower?
We got a lot here.

[laughs]
We're gonna die
and I'm the glib one?

I sleep here every night.

Three of the walls
are made windows.

Yes, which currently
look out on naked dudes.

Man, we're trapped like rats.

Rats in an enormous pool house?

By the way,
your aunt's really cool.

Yeah, I know. She's a little
unpredictable sometimes.

My shirt's strangling me.
Ah! Ah.

Great. My girlfriend's
kissing some guy

and I'm stuck here
with a lunatic.

♪ It's just a ride
it's just a ride ♪

♪ No need to run
no need to hide ♪

♪ It'll take you
round and round ♪

♪ Sometimes you're up
sometimes you're down ♪

I know, the first one of these
can be a little challenging.

The key? Drink a lot.

I'm just easing into it.

It's worth it.

New Year's Eve 1998,
this party saved my marriage.

My marriage doesn't need saving.
We're not in trouble.

Oh, sure. Not trouble.
You know, just a rut.

- I know, I was there.
- We're not in a rut.

So many of us just sleepwalk
through our own lives.

We don't even know we're asleep
till somebody wakes us up.

- I'm up.
- Take a chance.

I mean, what's the worst
that could happen?

One evening of crazy sex
with a total stranger.

In college,
that was a Thursday night.

For you, maybe.

♪ No need to hide ♪

♪ It'll take you
round and round ♪

You ask me

your husband's
having a lot of fun

for someone who's not in a rut.

♪ Don't be scared
don't hide your eyes ♪

♪ It may feel so real inside ♪♪

Here's to you.

Feel like drinking?

Um, no. Not really. You?

No.

[chuckles]
I'm sorry.
He was probably smiling at you.

Oh, no, your eye lines
totally matched. You should go.

No. No, no, no.
He's clearly interested in you.

You think?

- That was all you.
- No, too close to call.

We are not ringing in '04
the same way we spent '03.

- I'm on the case. Come on.
- Wait, no, no.

Summer, we can't just
go up to him.

Hi. Uh, we were wondering
who were you smiling at?

- Me or her?
- Uh, you're both cute.

No, no, not happening, okay?
One or the other.

You have to choose between us.

Someone has to choose
between us.

You know what, Summer?
It's okay. You can have him.

Anna, look. Seth Cohen
just wants to be our friend.

I don't know anything
about this guy, but I know--

I'm Allan from Tulsa, Oklahoma.

Yeah, don't care. All I know

this guy doesn't wanna
just be my friend.

I mean, he's really not
my type. Go for it.

Oh, what's your type,
Seth Cohen?

I'm through.

Right.

And we have crudites..

...as promised.

Oh, so now I have to eat them?

Uh, not until midnight.

So question.

When you asked me if I ever
told Natalie I loved her

it struck me as an interesting
question. Revealing.

Wow, you should be a therapist.

So what, you said it to him

and he didn't say it back?

[sighs]
He said thank you.

At least he's polite.

I'm gonna get another mojito.
You want one?

Yeah.

Maybe I just overreacted,
you know?

I mean, maybe he didn't say it
because he just wasn't ready.

Yeah, or because, you know.

Because he doesn't love me.

Oh, hey, no, no.

I mean, what do I know?
I don't even know the guy.

Don't listen to me.

I traveled to see
the Alaskan blue heron.

I-I-I had no idea that
that involved that much travel.

An ornithologist.
That's fascinating.

Excuse me,
I'm sorry to interrupt.

Hey, I'm ready to go, huh?

Was this fun or what?

Sandy Cohen.
Pleasure swinging with you.

We're leaving?
I-I'm just starting to have fun.

Did you know Bob studies birds?

Birds? Bob, that's great.

Listen, if we hurry, I think
we can still get our table.

I wanna stay.

- Bye, Bob.
- 'Maybe I'll see you later.'

- What are you doing?
- I'm having fun.

What, discussing
the pigeon with Bob?

Hailey has so gotten
under your skin.

- No, this is not about Hailey.
- What? Oh, no?

No. Maybe we needed
to do this.

Maybe we need to do
something dangerous.

Maybe we are in a rut
and we didn't even know it.

- So you wanna swing?
- I'm swinging.

Heidi, you have got
to finish telling me

'that story
about the Galapagos Islands.'

'What a wild place.'

Forty five minutes to midnight.

If I ever get out of here,
your aunt is dead.

- Hey, Ryan.
- Yeah.

I have to ask you.
Why didn't you just say it?

I don't know.

Because I never have.

But you do, right?

I guess. I don't know.

How do you know?

I just think you know.
I don't know.

Yeah, I do.

Why didn't you choose?
I mean, you had to like

one more than the other, right?

Yeah.

But now I don't deserve either
'cause I blew it.

Me too.

I'm optimistic about this
Friendster thing though.

Forty three minutes.

♪ Did you ever get a feeling
of dread? ♪

♪ That everything
they're saying's ♪

♪ Not all that they've said ♪

♪ Did you ever get a feeling
of dread? ♪

- Hi.
- Hailey.

- Mad good party once again.
- Thanks for coming.

Happy New Year.

Where is that bitch?

I can't believe she'd even
show her face in Newport.

Oh, Cameo,
I don't know, okay?

♪ That everything they're
saying's not all they've said ♪

♪ Did you ever get
a feeling of dread? ♪

♪ That everything they're
saying's not all they've said ♪

♪ Poisoning the earth
and the ground ♪

♪ So death comes swift
it never makes a sound ♪

♪ The air is filled
with carbon monoxide choke ♪

I need help.

[gasps]
Fresh oxygen. Ah!

[Ryan]
'So you locked us
in the pool house'

and now you want our help?

- Pretty much, yes.
- No, I'm leaving.

W-wait a minute, there's a girl
out there that wants to kill me.

Just one?

Look, there's a girl
who's gonna wanna kill me

if I don't get to her
in 39 minutes.

Okay, but please
help me shut this down.

- I'm not helping you.
- Fine.

Then she's gonna tear
this house apart.

Do it for Sandy and Kirsten.

Let's go.
We gotta clear this party out.

It's what I do best.

♪ All that they've said
oh yeah ♪♪

[indistinct chatter]

- Goodnight.
- Thanks for coming.

- What did you do?
- We shut off the power.

Told them the cops were coming.

- I gotta go.
- Ryan, go ahead. I'll clean up.

- You sure?
- Yes. Go.

Thirty one minutes. I just hope
I can get to her on time.

Me too.

Come on, everybody. It's 11:30.

We need to make our selection

so we have someone new
to ring in the new year with.

[applause]

Since this is Evelyn's house,
we will let her pick first.

'Evie?'

[Taryn laughing]

Way to go, Bob.

Okay.

I hope you have
some better luck.

[laughs]
I don't get it.

Everyone else got picked.
What happened to my watch?

It better be in your pants.

Come on, swinger.
Let's go home.

[The Flaming Sideburns
singing "Flowers"]

[man on radio]
'Traffic is looking pretty bad
on the 73.'

'New Year's Eve is always ugly
on the road.'

'Luckily, it's almost over.'

♪ Some people call me a beggar ♪

♪ Some people call me a thief ♪

♪ Now when you put us
on together ♪

♪ Somebody's gonna bleed ♪

Hey, I'm gonna take off.

You are? So close to midnight?

Yeah, yeah.
I don't wanna be here.

It's too depressing.

- Happy New Year.
- Thanks.

Hey, how you doing?

I know it sounds stupid,
but I keep looking back

at the door thinking
maybe he'll show up..

...in time.

Yeah, I keep hoping
to see Natalie.

Sadly, I think
it's just us tonight.

♪ Cross down traffic ♪♪

But, hey, at least
we have each other.

[laughs]

I think we're in
the wrong house.

I don't.

- What the hell happened here?
- Okay.

I don't even know enough people
to cause this much damage.

- So how was the party?
- What did you do?

Nothing that can't be undone,
you know, a little Palmolive

some elbow grease.
Seth and I have it covered.

Ooh, nobody said anything
about elbow grease.

Seth, garbage out, now!

I look forward to waking up
to a clean house tomorrow.

Goodnight, Sandy.

I'm gonna get back
to the dishes.

You don't walk away from me.

You're not mom.
You can't talk to me that way.

This is my house,
my upside-down couch!

'I will talk to you
any way that I want.'

[all gasping]

Oh, holy.

I should really learn to knock..

...in case there's a threesome
going on in my bedroom.

You can't keep living your life
like this, Hailey.

Like you have no responsibility,
like you're still a child.

What used to be cute
is now embarrassing.

I'm sorry. The party
got a little out of hand.

People your age,
they have finished college

they have jobs,
they're-they're married.

Look, in the morning,
I'll take off.

I am not asking you to leave.
I just want you to grow up!

It's a new year.
You can make a new start.

Why? So I can grow up
to be just like you?

Working for dad,
selling McMansions

planning charity events
with the Newpsies?

Hey, I love my life

my family, my rut.

You spend so much time
putting energy into having fun.

Your whole life
is dedicated to having fun.

'Are you even having any?'

- I'll help you clean up.
- I don't want your help.

I'll finish in the morning.
I'm going to bed.

Anna? Hey.

I didn't want you to be
alone on New Year's.

Actually..

[clears throat]
...I didn't wanna be alone
on New Year's.

- Well, I'm not alone.
- Oh.

Mnh-mnh, I have, uh, Captain
Oats and Carson Daly, so..

Oh, wow. That's an unbeatable
combination. I'll go.

Wait, wait, uh, Captain Oats
had too much champagne

and Carson Daly's
kind of a ginormous tool, so..

[laughs]

...I could use the company.

[Finley Quaye singing "Dice"]

[laughter]

♪ I was crying ♪

♪ Over you ♪

♪ I am smiling ♪

Twenty seconds.

♪ I think of you ♪

♪ Where your garden ♪

♪ Have no walls ♪

♪ Breathe in the air ♪

[all]
Ten, nine, eight

seven, six, five..

♪ Nothing can compare ♪

♪ To when you roll the dice ♪

♪ And swear your love's for me ♪

♪ Nothing can compare ♪

♪ To when you roll the dice ♪

♪ And swear your love's for me ♪

[humming]

[all]
...three..

...two..

Happy New Year!

♪ I am smiling ♪

♪ I think of you ♪

♪ Misty mornings ♪

♪ And water falls ♪

♪ Breathe in the air
if you care ♪

♪ You compare
don't say farewell ♪

♪ Nothing can compare ♪

♪ To when you roll the dice ♪

♪ And swear
your love's for me ♪

♪ Nothing can compare ♪

♪ To when you roll the dice ♪

♪ And swear
your love's for me ♪

♪ Nothing can compare ♪

♪ To when you roll the dice ♪

♪ And swear
that your love's for me.. ♪

You're not Seth Cohen.

- Who's Seth Cohen?
- Huh?

I wasn't, I wasn't
talking to you. I'm..

I gotta go.

Happy New Year.

- I love you.
- What?

I love you.

♪ Nothing can compare ♪

♪ To when you roll the dice.. ♪

Thank you.

♪ And swear
your love's for me ♪

♪ Nothing can compare ♪

♪ To when you roll the dice ♪

♪ And swear
your love's for me ♪

♪ Nothing can compare ♪

♪ To when you roll the dice ♪

♪ And swear
that your love's for me ♪

♪ Nothing ♪♪

[theme music]