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RHIAN: Previously on "Moonshine".
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Gale texted me. Think he
knows about the sex dream?
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- Was it a dick pic?
- Oh, hey.
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- KEN: Fate has spoken!
- BEA: We have chosen to be free!
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We're retiring from The Moonshine!
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I need you to take the keys, Rhian.
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I want you to take the keys.
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?
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- NORA: Ready to do your dirty girl?
- (DOOR CREAKS SHUT)
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(MOTORCYCLE RUMBLES)
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?
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? Gloria ?
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(ANGELIC HYMN PLAYS)
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? Gloria ?
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?
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? Gloria, Gloria ?
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? In excelsis Deo ?
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? Deo pax, pax ?
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? Pax hominibus ?
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(SLURPING)
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COLIN: Drink up.
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You'll need your strength
for the big event, my queen.
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? Oh, oh ?
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(FLAG FLUTTERS)
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(CHAIN CLINKS)
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?
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? Laudamaus, laudamaus te ?
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(CURTAINS RAPS)
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Oh! God, why is it so bright?
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Oh!
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Are those spandex?
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(WATER RIPPLING GENTLY)
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?
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?
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- (CANE TAPS)
- You're on my walkin' path.
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Oh! Oh!
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I just uh... came out early to...
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watch the sunrise. Huh.
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I invented sex on the beach, Dear.
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Oh, no. That's not...
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not what was happening.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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? This is my life, this is my life ?
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? This is my life, my life ?
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? This is my life, this is my life, ?
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? This is my life, my life ?
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(GRASSES RUSTLING GENTLY IN THE WIND)
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(PHONE VIBRATES)
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(BEEPS CALL ON)
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- LIDIA: Hey.
- Finally!
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I was worried you'd bled out
from your head wound,
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but not enough to actually
show up and check on you.
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Sorry. I passed out.
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So, you definitely did not go out
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and bone that biker last night?
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- (WATER RUNS)
- NORA: Lidia?
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- Oh hey, hot stuff.
- NORA: That's him, isn't it?
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You totally boned
that biker last night.
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- You filthy little...
- (BEEPS CALL OFF)
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- (WATER SHUTS OFF)
- (READYING EXHALE)
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(GIGGLES) Wow!
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You, you are still here.
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- Yeah.
- Wow.
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How did you know this was my trailer?
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- Ah, your mom told me.
- You spoke to my mother?
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Yeah, she gave me some coffee
and a pep talk
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- on positive life choices.
- Hmm.
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ELEANOR: Who are you?
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Eleanor. Finn.
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My children!
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What are you doing here?
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We live here.
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- Well?
- Oh, this... uh, h-him?
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Um, just a friend.
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- Cool tats.
- Thanks.
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Why don't you guys go on
inside and I will be...
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- there in a sec.
- Okay.
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(ELEANOR GIGGLES)
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So, uh, awkward.
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(BOTH CHUCKLE)
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Gonna get some breakfast,
maybe go for a ride,
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you know, looks like it's gonna
be a beautiful day.
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RHIAN: Lidia! Mom said
you have company?! Who?
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Could you actually...
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leave?
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Uh...
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Sorry. And thanks.
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(GASPS) Be well!
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Be well?
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(BOTTLES RATTLE, DOOR CLUNKS)
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Is the naked dude your boyfriend?
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No, El, he's-he's my...
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I-I actually don't know what he is.
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Well, it sounds like
you guys need to talk.
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After you get groceries.
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Assuming things in relationships
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always leads to miscommunication.
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It's better to address
expectations now,
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so it doesn't blow up
in your face later.
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Maybe Rhian has food.
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?
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(GROANS)
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(DEEP INHALE)
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NORA: Pretty sure there's
an extra toothbrush in there.
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You see it?
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Larry. Who's Larry?
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?
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?
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(STRESS BALL SQUEAKS, TERRY SIGHS)
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(LIGHTER SNICKS)
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(KEYS RATTLE)
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Thought you wanted to do morning...
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(EXHALES) food stuff.
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Yeah, not sure I can make pancakes
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with expired mayo and pickle juice.
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Not with that attitude, ya can't.
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We could grab something.
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No, I'm gonna go for a hike
before work.
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- Assuming you don't wanna come?
- Ha, you're funny.
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- You okay, Ter?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
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- I'll call you later.
- Okay.
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Watch out for cougars on the trail.
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Ass looks like a snack
in those shorts!
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Mm-mm. Delicious!
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(NORA SLURPS COFFEE)
Mm-hmm. Oh, gross.
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- (DOOR CREAKS OPEN, CLOSES)
- (COFFEE RIPPLES)
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? Oh, oh, oh ?
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COLIN: Voil๏ฟฝ!
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I'm constantly craving red meat.
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Do you think something's wrong like,
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I don't know, the baby's a werewolf?
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No, you're craving animal
flesh. That's good protein.
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Hmm.
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- Score.
- RHIAN: Whaddya think this is?
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A freakin' B&B? This is for me!
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There is enough for a family of eight.
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Are you seriously food
shaming a pregnant woman?
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You do realize once you have this kid,
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you're gonna have to
take care of it, nurture it,
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- share your waffles with it.
- Not if it's a werewolf.
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- (SCOFFS)
- (RHIAN'S PHONE BUZZES)
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- Fascists!
- What's the matter,
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- Honey Bear?
- (GASPS)
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Moonshine was just rejected
from the Foxton Cove
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Business Association.
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Who do I have to blow
to get into this club?
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I'm seriously asking.
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Sounds like privileged,
elitist bullshit.
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It is. And it's amazing.
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So, membership basically
guarantees success
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of your local business.
It's like a cult for winners.
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And the best part is the Golden Clam.
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Sounds like a sex thing.
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It's a symbol of acceptance
into the organization.
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Once you become a member, you
get to stick it on your wall.
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Whoa, so you get like, a sticker?
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(CHUCKLES)
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Mom and Dad never gave
a shit, but it's the prestige
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I have coveted my whole life.
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- (SIGHS)
- (PLASTIC CRINKLES)
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Carbs are for closers.
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Go round up the slackers.
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- Emergency staff meeting in 20.
- (SCOFFS)
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?
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Thanks.
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(DOOR OPENS, SHUTS)
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- (GROANS)
- Jesus, you look terrible.
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I didn't sleep a wink.
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I miss our old mattress.
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Is there any coffee left?
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Here, you can have the rest of mine.
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I was thinking, as a part
of our "re-trialment",
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we could take a course
at the community centre.
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- Macrame.
- (GRUNTS)
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Ceramics.
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Tabata.
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What do you suppose that is?
Some kinda stew?
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CRYSTAL: Ooh! Really intense
exercise class.
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- It's super good for your core.
- My core, huh?
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Yeah. It's so cool!
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You guys are trying new things.
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Like, it just goes to show,
no matter how old you are,
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you can still improve yourself.
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How are they doin' over there, anyway?
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Not a word. He's like
an addict jonesing for a hit.
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There's a emergency staff
meeting at the lodge.
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- Well, I should probably...
- Over your dead body.
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?
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(FOOTSTEPS THUD, DOOR CLUNKS)
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RHIAN: I stand before you today
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not as the Rhian you once knew,
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but as general manager
of The Moonshine,
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a title that requires
great responsibility,
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and unlimited power.
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COLIN: Do not forget the name tag.
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- Buckle up, Bitches!
- (CLICKS TONGUE)
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Big changes are a-comin'!
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If we ever want to be accepted
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into the Foxton Cove
Business Association,
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we need to stop being a
slacker's den of ineptitude.
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We need to be a place
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where employees prove
themselves, every damn day.
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- Which is why you're all fired.
- Ha!
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- No!
- SAMMY: Oh my God.
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- Sweet!
- Don't... move.
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Re-interviews will commence
in 30 minutes.
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- Oscar?
- Hmm.
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Hand these out.
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?
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And why do you feel qualified
for this position?
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Because...
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it was literally my job
until 20 minutes ago.
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- SAMMY: Hey.
- RYAN: (SNORTS) I mean...
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this is just for show, right, Sis?
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You gotta hire your bro.
Your twin. Your womb mate.
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RHIAN: Your work ethic isn't
the issue here, okay?
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It's a matter of fraternizing
with the guests
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below the equator.
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On July 7th at 10:00 pm,
you were seen leaving Cabin 4.
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Okay, so I hooked up
with a guest, one time.
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- What about you and Oscar?
- FINN: Come on.
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Tell me why you wanna work here.
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We don't wanna work here.
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We wrote that on the application.
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Well, tough tacos, okay.
It's about time that you start
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contributing to the greater
good of The Moonshine.
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- The free ride is over.
- COLIN: Free ride?
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- But I'm your life partner!
- But what makes you think
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you'd be such a great fit
for the accounting position?
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I'm a CPA, CFA with an MBA.
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I also know CPR, FYI.
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Well then, Mr. Acronym, you're hired.
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(PURRS)
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You know what?
If you don't appreciate me
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and what I do for The Moonshine...
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- I quit!
- I quit, too.
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- Woo!
- (GASPS)
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RHIAN: Fine! Then you can both
vacate the company trailer
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by the end of the day.
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I know you can't afford
to live anywhere else.
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- In that case, I un-quit.
- I still quit, though.
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(SHRIEKS)
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Ooh. (SIGHS HAPPILY)
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Um, sorry, why am I here?
I gave you the keys.
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I'm taking the rest of the summer off.
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For your exit interview.
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If you ever need a letter of referral,
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this is the standard procedure.
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Something's different about you.
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Oh, my God, you had sex?
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With that biker guy I saw
at your trailer this morning?
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- It was a one-time thing.
- Well, that's a shame,
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'cause we could really use
the outlaw action
253
00:10:58,637 --> 00:11:01,005
- to shake these suckers up.
- No, Rhian, no.
254
00:11:01,106 --> 00:11:03,146
I already told you, our
criminal days are behind us.
255
00:11:06,011 --> 00:11:08,580
- (SNIFFLES)
- Are you okay, Rhian?
256
00:11:09,782 --> 00:11:11,616
Oh, my God, did you bring me here
257
00:11:11,717 --> 00:11:13,685
because you wanted to talk?
258
00:11:13,786 --> 00:11:16,387
It just feels like no one
is on my side.
259
00:11:16,489 --> 00:11:18,857
Because you just fired everyone.
260
00:11:18,958 --> 00:11:20,598
Except for the baby
who's on the inside,
261
00:11:20,659 --> 00:11:22,861
- leeching my lifeforce.
- Honey...
262
00:11:22,962 --> 00:11:25,797
I remember that first trimester
overwhelm so well.
263
00:11:25,898 --> 00:11:28,700
Why aren't we Foxton Cove
Business Association material?
264
00:11:28,801 --> 00:11:30,802
Stupid president, Katie Frasier,
265
00:11:30,903 --> 00:11:33,805
with her stupid white car,
and her stupid crunchy hair.
266
00:11:33,906 --> 00:11:36,574
Wait, wait, wait. Thirsty... Katie?
267
00:11:36,675 --> 00:11:38,409
Is that all? (LAUGHS)
268
00:11:38,511 --> 00:11:40,245
We were besties in high school!
269
00:11:40,346 --> 00:11:43,047
Ha! Okay. Look, I know I said
I'd be hands off,
270
00:11:43,148 --> 00:11:44,582
but let me help you with this.
271
00:11:44,683 --> 00:11:46,784
Maybe I invite Katie
to Lobster-palooza,
272
00:11:46,886 --> 00:11:48,920
reconnect, show her who we are!
273
00:11:49,021 --> 00:11:50,922
Why would we wanna do that?
274
00:11:51,023 --> 00:11:52,924
Leave it all to me, Mama.
275
00:11:53,025 --> 00:11:54,826
I got this.
276
00:11:59,657 --> 00:12:01,424
(DOOR OPENS, BELL JINGLES)
277
00:12:04,361 --> 00:12:06,229
KATIE: (WHISPERS) You've got
to be kidding me.
278
00:12:06,330 --> 00:12:09,032
- What? Hold on! Katie?
- (GASPS)
279
00:12:09,133 --> 00:12:12,101
- Is that you?
- Lidia! Oh my God!
280
00:12:12,203 --> 00:12:14,237
I had no idea you were home.
281
00:12:14,338 --> 00:12:16,272
It's crazy bumping into you like this!
282
00:12:16,373 --> 00:12:19,075
Right? I mean a town of
200 people, who woulda thunk?
283
00:12:19,176 --> 00:12:20,743
I see your billboards all over town.
284
00:12:20,845 --> 00:12:22,846
Catchy slogan. So, you and Joel?
285
00:12:22,947 --> 00:12:24,714
- 20 years this fall.
- Oh.
286
00:12:24,815 --> 00:12:28,585
I heard you had married
some hot Jewish architect
287
00:12:28,686 --> 00:12:31,521
- and had a big firm in NYC.
- Oh, technically Brooklyn.
288
00:12:31,622 --> 00:12:34,390
- He's... half-Jewish.
- Which half?
289
00:12:35,693 --> 00:12:37,360
The right one.
290
00:12:37,461 --> 00:12:38,862
(BOTH LAUGH AND SIGH)
291
00:12:43,300 --> 00:12:46,269
So, how's it being back
in the trailer park?
292
00:12:46,370 --> 00:12:48,538
You mean, idyllic,
ocean-side campground?
293
00:12:48,639 --> 00:12:50,373
- Of course.
- Never a dull moment.
294
00:12:50,474 --> 00:12:52,141
Lobster-palooza this weekend.
295
00:12:52,243 --> 00:12:54,944
Oh my God, you and Joel
should totally come!
296
00:12:55,045 --> 00:12:57,280
Hmm, I don't know, busy season.
297
00:12:57,381 --> 00:12:58,748
All you can eat lobster,
298
00:12:58,849 --> 00:13:01,117
best sunsets on the shore.
299
00:13:01,218 --> 00:13:03,419
- Open bar?
- (LAUGHS)
300
00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:06,456
Remember when we used to sneak
our coolers up on the wharf?
301
00:13:06,557 --> 00:13:08,892
(LAUGHS) Those were the days.
302
00:13:08,993 --> 00:13:11,060
Drinkin' our carbs, like we
were gonna live forever.
303
00:13:11,161 --> 00:13:12,829
Slatherin' our faces with baby oil,
304
00:13:12,930 --> 00:13:14,597
like sun damage was something
305
00:13:14,698 --> 00:13:16,299
that only happened to other people.
306
00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:17,901
(LAUGHS) We had some crazy times.
307
00:13:18,002 --> 00:13:20,136
Well, we still can. We're gonna party
308
00:13:20,237 --> 00:13:22,605
Like it's 1999, biz-natch!
309
00:13:22,706 --> 00:13:25,174
- Okay, what the Hell!
- That's the spirit.
310
00:13:25,276 --> 00:13:27,810
- See ya there!
- All right, bye-bye.
311
00:13:27,912 --> 00:13:29,779
Ooh yes!
312
00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:31,948
RYAN: You still work here, too? Score.
313
00:13:32,049 --> 00:13:35,184
Yep, 'til Rhian's next
psychotic break.
314
00:13:35,286 --> 00:13:36,819
Just a little hair of the dog.
315
00:13:39,023 --> 00:13:41,457
- You okay?
- Yeah! I'm just...
316
00:13:41,558 --> 00:13:43,860
not really feeling Lobster
palooza this year, that's all.
317
00:13:43,961 --> 00:13:45,962
Feel bad for the beady-eyed
suckers, eh?
318
00:13:46,063 --> 00:13:48,364
Silent screaming thing
they do when they boil?
319
00:13:48,465 --> 00:13:51,367
Um... it's really more
about the whole weekend
320
00:13:51,468 --> 00:13:53,636
I was left here, thing. But...
321
00:13:53,737 --> 00:13:55,282
Haven't been able to stop
thinking about
322
00:13:55,306 --> 00:13:56,973
what you said the other night.
323
00:13:57,074 --> 00:13:59,475
That if you had to throw up,
you should do it in the sink.
324
00:13:59,576 --> 00:14:01,344
About us finding out
who your bio mom is!
325
00:14:01,445 --> 00:14:04,380
I uh... actually put out
a couple feelers.
326
00:14:04,481 --> 00:14:06,950
I ordered one of those
genetic testing kit things
327
00:14:07,051 --> 00:14:08,651
and talked to Terry.
328
00:14:08,752 --> 00:14:10,897
He's gonna run a DNA search
through the police database.
329
00:14:10,921 --> 00:14:13,289
It'd only be a match if my
bio-parents were criminals,
330
00:14:13,390 --> 00:14:15,558
but fingers crossed?
331
00:14:15,659 --> 00:14:17,126
Well, I can help search, too.
332
00:14:17,227 --> 00:14:18,828
Leave no stone unturned.
333
00:14:18,929 --> 00:14:20,830
Like detectives who are also brothers.
334
00:14:20,931 --> 00:14:22,832
- Ryan...
- One has a drinking problem.
335
00:14:22,933 --> 00:14:25,034
- Oh my God.
- I'd watch that show.
336
00:14:25,135 --> 00:14:27,170
Ryan, look, I really
appreciate the help.
337
00:14:27,271 --> 00:14:29,172
No, Sammy, I get it.
338
00:14:29,273 --> 00:14:31,307
You see me as the least
competent person you know.
339
00:14:31,408 --> 00:14:33,676
And you're right. I definitely am.
340
00:14:33,777 --> 00:14:35,345
But don't forget,
341
00:14:35,446 --> 00:14:37,246
I was the one that found you
on that porch.
342
00:14:37,348 --> 00:14:39,716
I was there first.
I'm the missing link.
343
00:14:39,817 --> 00:14:41,584
(SCOFFS)
344
00:14:41,685 --> 00:14:44,520
Actually, the term missing link
denotes uh...
345
00:14:44,621 --> 00:14:46,022
an extinct primate that...
346
00:14:46,123 --> 00:14:48,191
You went to university, we get it.
347
00:14:50,127 --> 00:14:52,595
You really wanna help? I got an idea.
348
00:14:54,298 --> 00:14:57,200
- LIDIA: Ugh!
- It's broken. I give up.
349
00:14:58,469 --> 00:15:00,469
You've seriously never
cleaned this place before?
350
00:15:00,537 --> 00:15:02,605
- (SPRAY HISSES)
- It's impressive.
351
00:15:02,706 --> 00:15:05,441
No one cared before Terry.
If they did, I didn't care.
352
00:15:05,542 --> 00:15:07,744
It really bugs me that
he thinks I'm a slob.
353
00:15:07,845 --> 00:15:09,212
Oh, because you love him.
354
00:15:09,313 --> 00:15:12,515
He should love me!
Carpet mold and all.
355
00:15:12,616 --> 00:15:14,550
Does Terry wear glasses?
356
00:15:14,651 --> 00:15:16,386
- No, those are Josh's.
- Who's Josh?
357
00:15:16,487 --> 00:15:18,421
Uh, this guy I slept with for a while.
358
00:15:18,522 --> 00:15:20,289
He was really into slasher movies
359
00:15:20,391 --> 00:15:21,891
in a way that made me nervous.
360
00:15:21,992 --> 00:15:23,992
Did it ever occur to you
that maybe Terry's upset
361
00:15:24,028 --> 00:15:25,895
because this apartment is a graveyard
362
00:15:25,996 --> 00:15:27,964
- of broken relationships?
- Men are so weird.
363
00:15:28,065 --> 00:15:30,233
Oh yeah, says the serial dater
364
00:15:30,334 --> 00:15:32,435
who keeps trophies from her victims.
365
00:15:32,536 --> 00:15:34,817
I don't know why I've held on
to this stuff for so long.
366
00:15:34,872 --> 00:15:37,473
It's just proof of all
my bad decisions.
367
00:15:38,742 --> 00:15:40,543
Speaking of bad decisions,
368
00:15:40,644 --> 00:15:44,280
are we really not talking about
your nocturnal sex-capade?
369
00:15:44,381 --> 00:15:46,249
(ITEMS CLINKS)
370
00:15:46,350 --> 00:15:48,584
- What?
- It was incredible. Ha, ha!
371
00:15:48,685 --> 00:15:49,986
Both times.
372
00:15:50,087 --> 00:15:53,056
You broke your post-Daniel
seal, I'm proud of you.
373
00:15:53,157 --> 00:15:54,924
There's a "but" coming.
374
00:15:55,025 --> 00:15:57,927
Not that I haven't dated
my fair share of bad boys.
375
00:15:58,028 --> 00:16:01,431
Don't worry, it was
a one-time thing. I think.
376
00:16:01,532 --> 00:16:03,466
I asked him to leave this morning.
377
00:16:04,568 --> 00:16:06,002
Hope I didn't hurt his feelings.
378
00:16:06,103 --> 00:16:07,823
Well, I'm sure he's back
at his biker lair
379
00:16:07,871 --> 00:16:09,138
journaling about it, right now.
380
00:16:09,239 --> 00:16:10,907
You think he thinks I'm slutty?
381
00:16:10,908 --> 00:16:11,908
Who cares what he thinks?
382
00:16:11,909 --> 00:16:13,242
I don't know why I'm asking
you for advice.
383
00:16:13,243 --> 00:16:14,544
You screwed Pee-Wee Herman.
384
00:16:14,645 --> 00:16:17,580
Which is why I am an expert
on random hook-ups.
385
00:16:17,581 --> 00:16:19,382
Screwing him is one thing.
386
00:16:19,483 --> 00:16:22,627
Getting into business with him
is next-level risky.
387
00:16:22,628 --> 00:16:25,964
I'm not in business with him,
it's just a reno!
388
00:16:26,065 --> 00:16:27,532
Plus, I've been jonesing to lay
389
00:16:27,633 --> 00:16:29,501
sweet, Moroccan tiles in a bathroom.
390
00:16:29,602 --> 00:16:31,136
Maybe taking them up on to the wall.
391
00:16:31,237 --> 00:16:33,077
For the love of god,
do not do that terrible,
392
00:16:33,139 --> 00:16:34,883
high-pitched squealy thing
you used to do in high school
393
00:16:34,907 --> 00:16:36,942
- when you had a crush on a guy.
- What thing?
394
00:16:37,043 --> 00:16:40,211
I didn't do a thing. Ugh, God!
What is this? A chocolate...
395
00:16:40,313 --> 00:16:42,547
Hockey puck! Melty Mark!
396
00:16:42,648 --> 00:16:45,884
Oh, bad at birthday gifts.
Great at oral.
397
00:16:47,386 --> 00:16:49,354
You need to examine this.
398
00:16:49,455 --> 00:16:53,892
?
399
00:16:53,993 --> 00:16:55,827
Mmm.
400
00:16:55,928 --> 00:16:58,363
Nom, nom, nom.
401
00:16:58,464 --> 00:16:59,965
Anything?
402
00:17:00,066 --> 00:17:01,906
I don't get how eating
this delicious lobster
403
00:17:01,934 --> 00:17:03,702
is gonna help us find your bio mom.
404
00:17:03,803 --> 00:17:06,571
- Not that I'm complaining.
- It's called senso-biography.
405
00:17:06,672 --> 00:17:09,341
By recreating sense memories
from the day that you found me,
406
00:17:09,442 --> 00:17:12,677
we might be able to trigger
you know, some details,
407
00:17:12,778 --> 00:17:13,845
you might've forgotten.
408
00:17:13,946 --> 00:17:16,014
Like a scavenger hunt in my mind.
409
00:17:16,115 --> 00:17:17,955
Exactly! Okay, let's start
with the location.
410
00:17:18,017 --> 00:17:19,985
- Hmm.
- This porch.
411
00:17:20,086 --> 00:17:21,853
Do it.
412
00:17:26,359 --> 00:17:27,726
- (LIGHT TAP)
- Okay. (SIGHS)
413
00:17:27,827 --> 00:17:29,394
- Winds outta the east that day.
- East.
414
00:17:29,495 --> 00:17:31,429
Nope. East.
415
00:17:31,530 --> 00:17:33,598
Moonshine woulda been at capacity.
416
00:17:33,699 --> 00:17:35,600
(PHONE BEEPS ON, UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS)
417
00:17:35,701 --> 00:17:37,279
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- Take a deep breath in.
418
00:17:37,303 --> 00:17:38,870
- (INHALES)
- Exhale.
419
00:17:38,971 --> 00:17:41,006
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
420
00:17:42,108 --> 00:17:44,209
- What do you see?
- Total darkness.
421
00:17:44,310 --> 00:17:46,878
- In your memory, Ry!
- Oh! Right!
422
00:17:48,214 --> 00:17:50,115
It was hot.
423
00:17:50,216 --> 00:17:53,084
I was coming up from the beach
with my trusty bong,
424
00:17:53,185 --> 00:17:54,886
Le Grand Orange,
425
00:17:56,389 --> 00:17:58,523
and then, I heard a baby cry.
426
00:17:58,624 --> 00:18:01,059
I came to the porch,
and there you were.
427
00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:03,228
Cute as a button.
428
00:18:03,329 --> 00:18:05,563
Okay, that's good. That's really good.
429
00:18:05,664 --> 00:18:07,232
Now, look around.
430
00:18:07,333 --> 00:18:09,467
Did you maybe see anyone else?
431
00:18:09,568 --> 00:18:11,436
Maybe someone who looks like me?
432
00:18:11,537 --> 00:18:13,548
You mean drop-dead handsome,
with the best hair on the cove?
433
00:18:13,572 --> 00:18:16,441
No! I would for sure remember that.
434
00:18:19,045 --> 00:18:21,312
(WARBLED VOICE) Baby Sammy.
435
00:18:21,414 --> 00:18:23,481
Baby Sammy, where are you?
436
00:18:24,583 --> 00:18:27,085
Baby Sammy...
437
00:18:29,555 --> 00:18:31,056
NORA: It's come to my attention
438
00:18:31,157 --> 00:18:33,925
that I may be a serial
relationship wrecker.
439
00:18:34,026 --> 00:18:37,094
It's got me thinking about
taking a critical gaze
440
00:18:37,095 --> 00:18:38,430
back at myself.
441
00:18:38,531 --> 00:18:40,665
I have started dating someone
exclusively,
442
00:18:40,766 --> 00:18:42,400
someone that I...
443
00:18:42,501 --> 00:18:44,235
love,
444
00:18:44,336 --> 00:18:47,338
and I can already feel the cold
winds of romantic doom.
445
00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:50,442
So... I gotta ask my past,
446
00:18:52,244 --> 00:18:54,946
how do I not screw this one up?
447
00:18:56,048 --> 00:18:57,782
Okay...
448
00:18:59,552 --> 00:19:01,119
Duck bong guy. Kevin?
449
00:19:02,555 --> 00:19:04,422
Or... Carl?
450
00:19:05,791 --> 00:19:07,192
Can't remember your name,
451
00:19:07,293 --> 00:19:09,961
but I do remember getting so
high I thought I was dying.
452
00:19:10,062 --> 00:19:12,497
- (CALL INDICATOR BEEPS)
- Where did we go wrong?
453
00:19:12,598 --> 00:19:14,099
(CALL INDICATOR BEEPS)
454
00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:16,501
Oh, uh...
455
00:19:16,602 --> 00:19:18,837
- (CLICKS LINE)
- Hello, you're on the air.
456
00:19:18,938 --> 00:19:20,805
CALVIN: Nora? It's me, Calvin.
457
00:19:20,906 --> 00:19:22,841
Duck bong guy! (LAUGHS)
458
00:19:22,942 --> 00:19:25,176
Holy shit, that's it. Calvin!
459
00:19:25,277 --> 00:19:27,145
I just had to call in, to tell you,
460
00:19:27,246 --> 00:19:29,347
you were an awesome girlfriend.
461
00:19:29,448 --> 00:19:32,784
But I broke your heart.
I used you for weed!
462
00:19:32,885 --> 00:19:34,853
I never visited you in jail once!
463
00:19:34,954 --> 00:19:37,222
Nah, man, you said the funniest stuff.
464
00:19:37,323 --> 00:19:39,858
And you had like, a bed.
You were the love of my life.
465
00:19:39,959 --> 00:19:41,326
No shit.
466
00:19:41,427 --> 00:19:43,394
I never miss your show,
so I was wondering
467
00:19:43,496 --> 00:19:45,063
if I could get my duck bong back?
468
00:19:45,164 --> 00:19:46,998
I don't know, maybe borrow some money?
469
00:19:47,099 --> 00:19:49,000
I'm kinda between places
right now, which is,
470
00:19:49,101 --> 00:19:51,136
- you know, not uncommon.
- Thank you, Calvin.
471
00:19:51,237 --> 00:19:54,005
An eye-opening glimpse into my past.
472
00:19:54,106 --> 00:19:56,674
The takeaway, I was not the problem.
473
00:19:56,775 --> 00:19:58,009
That time.
474
00:20:00,846 --> 00:20:03,014
Oh! Douchebag Doug!
475
00:20:04,283 --> 00:20:08,019
You loved frappuccinos
and telling me how to drive.
476
00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:10,522
You listening?
477
00:20:10,623 --> 00:20:12,690
(TIRES RUMBLE AND STOP, DOOR OPENS)
478
00:20:12,791 --> 00:20:14,092
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYS IN DISTANCE)
479
00:20:15,294 --> 00:20:17,729
(DOOR SHUTS)
480
00:20:17,830 --> 00:20:19,497
LIDIA: Hey.
481
00:20:19,598 --> 00:20:21,032
Are those for me?
482
00:20:21,133 --> 00:20:23,535
Yeah, we didn't get
to have breakfast and um...
483
00:20:23,636 --> 00:20:25,170
I wanted to apologize.
484
00:20:26,872 --> 00:20:28,706
Okay?
485
00:20:29,808 --> 00:20:31,576
You don't think I was blowing you off.
486
00:20:31,677 --> 00:20:34,245
Uh, it just got so weird.
487
00:20:34,346 --> 00:20:36,614
My kids and my mom,
and all that and...
488
00:20:36,715 --> 00:20:38,249
those.
489
00:20:43,289 --> 00:20:45,757
I don't usually do
what we did last night.
490
00:20:45,858 --> 00:20:48,092
That's a shame.
You're really good at it.
491
00:20:48,194 --> 00:20:51,729
Anyway, uh, I just want
to make sure we're cool.
492
00:20:54,667 --> 00:20:56,401
We're cool.
493
00:20:57,703 --> 00:20:59,404
Cool.
494
00:20:59,505 --> 00:21:01,739
- Just one more thing.
- Hmm?
495
00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:04,542
Don't forget to get me that
quote for my garage reno.
496
00:21:04,643 --> 00:21:06,644
Yes. Right, the quote.
I will get you that.
497
00:21:06,745 --> 00:21:09,080
Next week. Right now,
I just have my hands full
498
00:21:09,181 --> 00:21:12,083
with uh... passing out on beaches.
499
00:21:12,184 --> 00:21:14,085
And Lobster-palooza.
500
00:21:14,186 --> 00:21:16,654
It's this thing The Moonshine
does every year.
501
00:21:16,755 --> 00:21:19,224
Uh, involving lobster, obviously.
502
00:21:21,427 --> 00:21:22,961
Maybe I'll swing by.
503
00:21:23,062 --> 00:21:25,230
Oh, yes. Yeah!
504
00:21:25,331 --> 00:21:27,632
You totally should. Okay.
505
00:21:30,202 --> 00:21:32,570
Uh, I'm just wondering
how to end this interaction.
506
00:21:32,671 --> 00:21:34,639
- (LAUGHS)
- Is this like a hug or...
507
00:21:34,740 --> 00:21:36,307
like a handshake? Ooh, a fist bump?
508
00:21:38,911 --> 00:21:44,349
?
509
00:21:44,450 --> 00:21:46,117
(SIGHS)
510
00:21:47,753 --> 00:21:49,487
- That works.
- (CHUCKLES LIGHTLY)
511
00:21:50,589 --> 00:21:53,091
- Okay.
- Thank you for the muffins.
512
00:21:53,192 --> 00:21:54,959
Welcome!
513
00:21:57,229 --> 00:21:59,130
(HUSHED) Yeah! (GIGGLES)
514
00:22:00,799 --> 00:22:02,267
(NORMAL VOICE) Oh, hey, Robin.
515
00:22:05,264 --> 00:22:07,298
(LEN: "STEAL MY SUNSHINE")
516
00:22:07,399 --> 00:22:09,233
? I was lyin' on the grass ?
517
00:22:09,334 --> 00:22:12,003
? On Sunday morning of last week ?
518
00:22:12,104 --> 00:22:14,438
? Indulging in my self-defeat ?
519
00:22:17,342 --> 00:22:19,677
? My mind was thugged
all laced and bugged ?
520
00:22:19,778 --> 00:22:22,146
? All twisted wrong and beat ?
521
00:22:22,247 --> 00:22:24,582
? Uncomfortable in three feet deep ?
522
00:22:27,286 --> 00:22:29,587
? Now the fuzzy stare
from not being there ?
523
00:22:29,688 --> 00:22:31,120
? The confusing morning week ?
524
00:22:31,121 --> 00:22:32,204
- Boo!
- Oh, hi!
525
00:22:32,205 --> 00:22:33,983
- Did Katie show?
- How many drink tickets have we sold?
526
00:22:34,007 --> 00:22:37,167
- Is my antenna crooked?
- Oh, trust me, she'll show.
527
00:22:37,168 --> 00:22:39,269
If there's one thing I know
about Thirsty Katie,
528
00:22:39,370 --> 00:22:41,549
it is physically impossible
for her to pass up free booze.
529
00:22:41,573 --> 00:22:44,575
I hope you're right. And that
she doesn't still hate you.
530
00:22:44,676 --> 00:22:46,877
What? Why would Katie hate me?
531
00:22:46,978 --> 00:22:48,745
Oh... no, she doesn't.
532
00:22:48,847 --> 00:22:50,747
Never mind, forget I said anything.
533
00:22:50,849 --> 00:22:53,250
No, can't just say that
and then not elaborate.
534
00:22:53,351 --> 00:22:54,918
Okay, fine.
535
00:22:55,019 --> 00:22:57,387
She hated you in high school
536
00:22:57,489 --> 00:22:59,556
because she was in love
with Joel Frasier,
537
00:22:59,657 --> 00:23:01,758
and you were in love
with Joel Frasier,
538
00:23:01,860 --> 00:23:04,328
and Joel Frasier was in love with you.
539
00:23:04,429 --> 00:23:06,296
Oh. This is crazy. We were kids.
540
00:23:06,397 --> 00:23:09,066
They're happily married now.
While I'm...
541
00:23:09,167 --> 00:23:10,767
separated, barefoot,
542
00:23:10,869 --> 00:23:12,769
and praying my one-night-stand
shows up.
543
00:23:12,871 --> 00:23:15,305
- (SIGHS)
- Did Katie really not like me?
544
00:23:15,406 --> 00:23:18,075
- No one did, Lidia.
- What?!
545
00:23:18,176 --> 00:23:20,277
Why?
546
00:23:20,378 --> 00:23:22,613
Probably because you got all the guys.
547
00:23:22,714 --> 00:23:25,182
But that's not fair. It's not
my fault I'm delightful.
548
00:23:25,283 --> 00:23:27,117
Tell me when the eagle has landed.
549
00:23:27,218 --> 00:23:30,621
I have got to pee,
and it is not going to be easy.
550
00:23:30,722 --> 00:23:32,022
- Look...
- Oscar!
551
00:23:32,123 --> 00:23:33,857
- Yeah?
- You are on zipper duty.
552
00:23:35,894 --> 00:23:37,961
- Full stream ahead.
- There you go.
553
00:23:38,062 --> 00:23:40,197
? Now the funny glare
to pay a gleaming tare ?
554
00:23:40,298 --> 00:23:42,266
? In a staring under heat ?
555
00:23:42,367 --> 00:23:44,134
? Involved in under usual feat ?
556
00:23:44,235 --> 00:23:46,136
When someone says
they'll maybe swing by,
557
00:23:46,237 --> 00:23:48,597
is that a commitment to coming,
a 50-50 chance they'll show,
558
00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:51,041
- or just empty words?
- Means they'll maybe swing by.
559
00:23:52,143 --> 00:23:53,944
- One-time thing, huh.
- Fine.
560
00:23:54,045 --> 00:23:55,812
You worry about your playlist.
561
00:23:55,914 --> 00:23:57,881
Every 90's hit no one wants to hear.
562
00:23:57,982 --> 00:24:00,517
- ? I know it's up for me ?
- Ah!
563
00:24:00,618 --> 00:24:02,653
? If you steal my sunshine ?
564
00:24:02,754 --> 00:24:05,455
Yay! Ha, ha, you made it!
Welcome back.
565
00:24:05,557 --> 00:24:07,624
You remember my husband, Joel.
566
00:24:07,725 --> 00:24:10,561
- Oh yeah.
- It's great to see you, Joel.
567
00:24:10,662 --> 00:24:12,996
Okay, you two are my VIPs.
568
00:24:13,097 --> 00:24:15,832
So, just step back, relax,
569
00:24:15,934 --> 00:24:18,402
really get the whole
Moonshine experience.
570
00:24:18,503 --> 00:24:19,914
Does that include a working toilet?
571
00:24:19,938 --> 00:24:21,905
- Ha, ha.
- I can't.
572
00:24:22,006 --> 00:24:23,840
I'm gonna pass on the food.
573
00:24:23,942 --> 00:24:25,842
Mama wants to get her buzz on tonight.
574
00:24:25,944 --> 00:24:28,178
Well, we will keep
those coolers flowin'!
575
00:24:28,279 --> 00:24:29,846
- Cheers, Bitch.
- (BOTTLES CLINK)
576
00:24:29,948 --> 00:24:31,415
? Keeping dumb and built to beat ?
577
00:24:31,516 --> 00:24:32,883
? If you steal my sunshine ?
578
00:24:32,984 --> 00:24:34,851
Way sweeter than I remember.
579
00:24:36,688 --> 00:24:38,855
Katie! So glad that you could make it.
580
00:24:38,957 --> 00:24:40,524
? My sunshine ?
581
00:24:40,625 --> 00:24:41,892
Hmm! Rhian, right?
582
00:24:41,993 --> 00:24:43,860
- That's right.
- Long time.
583
00:24:43,962 --> 00:24:45,729
Wow, that is quite the outfit.
584
00:24:45,830 --> 00:24:47,397
Yeah, it's hard to know where to look.
585
00:24:47,498 --> 00:24:49,533
Well, Lobster-palooza
wouldn't be Lobster-palooza
586
00:24:49,634 --> 00:24:51,435
without Larissa the Lobster.
587
00:24:51,536 --> 00:24:53,147
She honours the spirits
of the all the lobsters
588
00:24:53,171 --> 00:24:55,072
we've slaughtered over the years.
589
00:24:55,173 --> 00:24:58,041
So, tell me, hobbies, interests?
590
00:24:58,142 --> 00:24:59,876
I enjoy small engine repair
591
00:24:59,978 --> 00:25:01,712
and strategic board games
with my lover.
592
00:25:01,813 --> 00:25:03,213
Oh, okay.
593
00:25:03,314 --> 00:25:04,959
(C+C MUSIC FACTORY:
"GONNA MAKE YOU SWEAT")
594
00:25:04,983 --> 00:25:07,584
- NORA: Woo!
- O... M... G,
595
00:25:07,685 --> 00:25:09,419
this is my jam!
596
00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:11,288
Oh, that's right,
you choreographed a dance
597
00:25:11,389 --> 00:25:13,724
the senior girls had to do
every year in gym class.
598
00:25:13,825 --> 00:25:15,058
Do you remember it?
599
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:17,244
It's Hammer Time.
600
00:25:17,245 --> 00:25:18,712
LIDIA: On the dance floor. Now.
601
00:25:18,813 --> 00:25:20,533
No, me dancing was not
a part of the deal.
602
00:25:20,582 --> 00:25:22,282
I scrubbed your toilet, Bitch!
603
00:25:22,383 --> 00:25:24,017
Ugh! Fine!
604
00:25:24,118 --> 00:25:27,020
?
605
00:25:27,121 --> 00:25:29,289
KATIE: Girls, follow me
to the dance floor!
606
00:25:29,390 --> 00:25:31,692
?
607
00:25:31,793 --> 00:25:34,194
? Give me the music ?
608
00:25:34,295 --> 00:25:36,463
? Everybody dance now ?
609
00:25:36,564 --> 00:25:42,703
?
610
00:25:42,804 --> 00:25:44,872
? Everybody dance now ?
611
00:25:44,973 --> 00:25:46,717
That went well, but that
thing you said earlier
612
00:25:46,741 --> 00:25:48,581
about the girls not liking
me in high school...
613
00:25:48,643 --> 00:25:50,510
Natch, the time for tears.
614
00:25:50,612 --> 00:25:52,579
I just think we have
different versions
615
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:55,249
- of what went down back then.
- Don't believe me? Ask Nora.
616
00:25:56,484 --> 00:25:58,252
? Yeah ?
617
00:25:58,353 --> 00:25:59,820
? Yeah ?
618
00:25:59,921 --> 00:26:01,521
? Everybody ?
619
00:26:01,623 --> 00:26:03,667
LIDIA: Hey, so weird question.
You're probably gonna be like,
620
00:26:03,691 --> 00:26:05,859
"What? That's so crazy.
Don't be crazy, Lidia."
621
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:07,861
Um, but Rhian was under the impression
622
00:26:07,962 --> 00:26:09,863
that none of the girls
in high school liked me.
623
00:26:09,964 --> 00:26:12,833
That's like totally insane, right?
624
00:26:12,934 --> 00:26:14,534
- No, that's accurate.
- Oh.
625
00:26:14,636 --> 00:26:18,038
Shake your money maker! Woo!
626
00:26:19,641 --> 00:26:22,910
Just because Joel Frasier
had a crush on me?
627
00:26:23,011 --> 00:26:25,545
So unfair. Frankly un-feminist.
628
00:26:25,647 --> 00:26:27,567
Well, I was under
the impression it was because
629
00:26:27,649 --> 00:26:29,549
you were an uptight,
overzealous, nit-picking,
630
00:26:29,651 --> 00:26:32,019
skinny, blonde bitch. Not my words.
631
00:26:32,120 --> 00:26:33,854
Skinny?
632
00:26:33,955 --> 00:26:36,023
- ? Move ?
- ? Step to the right ?
633
00:26:36,124 --> 00:26:38,392
Oh God. You think that's
why Gale hasn't shown up?
634
00:26:38,493 --> 00:26:39,559
Oh God.
635
00:26:39,661 --> 00:26:41,428
You think he thinks I'm uptight?
636
00:26:41,529 --> 00:26:43,263
But I'm way more likeable now, right?
637
00:26:43,364 --> 00:26:44,598
Um...
638
00:26:44,699 --> 00:26:46,619
I really think I've mellowed
since high school.
639
00:26:46,701 --> 00:26:49,269
- Like, on a scale of 1 to Zen...
- Yeah.
640
00:26:49,370 --> 00:26:52,572
- I'm what like... uh, an 8?
- Uh...
641
00:26:52,674 --> 00:26:54,574
Hey, do not Running Man away from me
642
00:26:54,676 --> 00:26:56,310
when I'm talking to you, Nora!
643
00:26:56,411 --> 00:26:58,979
- ? Move you, sweat ?
- (CROWD CHEERING)
644
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:00,914
? Sweat ?
645
00:27:01,015 --> 00:27:02,749
? Let the music take control ?
646
00:27:02,850 --> 00:27:05,419
- (CROWD CHEERING)
- ? Let the rhythm move you ?
647
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:08,956
Didn't know it was possible
for a lobster to... twerk.
648
00:27:09,057 --> 00:27:10,891
Is it wrong to slip a pregnant woman
649
00:27:10,992 --> 00:27:13,060
a sleeping pill, just to make it stop?
650
00:27:14,429 --> 00:27:15,996
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
651
00:27:16,097 --> 00:27:17,931
(MUSIC PLAYS IN BACKGROUND)
652
00:27:19,867 --> 00:27:21,902
(LIPSTICK CASE RATTLES)
653
00:27:22,003 --> 00:27:23,937
(TOILET FLUSHES)
654
00:27:25,873 --> 00:27:28,342
- KATIE: It's party time!
- Ha, ha.
655
00:27:28,443 --> 00:27:30,844
Oh, my God, that was amazing.
656
00:27:32,113 --> 00:27:34,114
- Yeah.
- Ah.
657
00:27:34,215 --> 00:27:35,615
(CAN RATTLES)
658
00:27:36,718 --> 00:27:38,452
(HAIRSPRAY HISSES)
659
00:27:40,054 --> 00:27:41,621
- (CHOKES, COUGHS)
- KATIE: Oh my God,
660
00:27:41,723 --> 00:27:45,859
I am having flashbacks to
our senior prom after party.
661
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:48,161
Remember I did that keg stand
on the wharf
662
00:27:48,262 --> 00:27:49,930
and my bikini top fell off?
663
00:27:50,031 --> 00:27:51,865
Yeah, you kept chuggin' like a champ.
664
00:27:51,966 --> 00:27:55,202
Powered through with
my tits out. (LAUGHS)
665
00:27:55,303 --> 00:27:57,838
Ah, I can't believe
that was over 20 years ago.
666
00:27:57,939 --> 00:27:59,973
Shit, we're old.
667
00:28:01,743 --> 00:28:04,111
Don't you kinda secretly feel like
668
00:28:04,212 --> 00:28:06,279
we're just getting started, though?
669
00:28:06,381 --> 00:28:08,425
At least, that's what I tell
myself when I'm awake at 4 a.m.
670
00:28:08,449 --> 00:28:10,817
questioning my life choices.
671
00:28:10,918 --> 00:28:12,819
Things are actually great with me.
672
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:15,489
Number one realtor on the south shore.
673
00:28:15,590 --> 00:28:18,992
Joel and I are having the best
sex of our marriage.
674
00:28:19,093 --> 00:28:20,494
Hmm.
675
00:28:20,595 --> 00:28:22,295
The kids mostly just stay
in their rooms.
676
00:28:22,397 --> 00:28:24,375
But I finally got to the bottom
of my food allergies.
677
00:28:24,399 --> 00:28:25,966
- Gluten?
- Tree nuts.
678
00:28:26,067 --> 00:28:27,501
Oh!
679
00:28:27,602 --> 00:28:29,036
Huh...
680
00:28:30,605 --> 00:28:32,506
Katie, listen,
681
00:28:32,607 --> 00:28:35,042
if I ever did or said
anything in high school
682
00:28:35,143 --> 00:28:37,677
that hurt your feelings,
I'm really sorry.
683
00:28:38,780 --> 00:28:40,680
Women need to support each other
684
00:28:40,782 --> 00:28:42,682
we should never let a man
come between us.
685
00:28:44,118 --> 00:28:46,553
We were all assholes
in high school, right.
686
00:28:46,654 --> 00:28:49,523
- But I agree, 100 percent.
- Hmm.
687
00:28:49,624 --> 00:28:52,159
- Girl power!
- (GASPS) Gale! Be right back.
688
00:28:52,260 --> 00:28:54,261
(MOTORCYCLE RUMBLES)
689
00:28:55,463 --> 00:28:57,197
(REGGAE MUSIC PLAYS)
690
00:28:57,298 --> 00:29:01,201
?
691
00:29:01,302 --> 00:29:03,336
(RUMBLES BY)
692
00:29:06,641 --> 00:29:09,342
(WATER RIPPLING, INDISTINCT CHATTER)
693
00:29:09,443 --> 00:29:11,545
I didn't think you were gonna show.
694
00:29:11,646 --> 00:29:14,047
- What, and miss all this?
- (GIGGLES)
695
00:29:14,148 --> 00:29:16,283
- Nice crowd.
- Yeah, thank God.
696
00:29:16,384 --> 00:29:17,918
We really need the money.
697
00:29:18,019 --> 00:29:19,553
(SIGHS)
698
00:29:19,654 --> 00:29:21,588
So, our little uh, drug smuggling deal
699
00:29:21,689 --> 00:29:23,590
didn't solve your cashflow problem?
700
00:29:23,691 --> 00:29:25,892
Just enough to fix the septic.
701
00:29:26,994 --> 00:29:29,062
(SHARP INHALE, CLEARS THROAT)
702
00:29:29,163 --> 00:29:31,064
Seems like a nice place
to stay the weekend.
703
00:29:31,165 --> 00:29:33,233
Oh yeah? You uh...
704
00:29:33,334 --> 00:29:35,135
thinkin' of a staycation?
705
00:29:35,236 --> 00:29:37,571
- Depends who's asking.
- Oh.
706
00:29:37,672 --> 00:29:40,106
I could probably get you a deal but...
707
00:29:40,208 --> 00:29:42,409
you might have to sleep
with one of the owners.
708
00:29:42,510 --> 00:29:44,444
Hmm.
709
00:29:45,546 --> 00:29:47,214
Your sister's pretty hot.
710
00:29:47,315 --> 00:29:48,915
I mean, you could crack her open,
711
00:29:49,016 --> 00:29:51,251
- dip her in some garlic butter.
- (GIGGLES)
712
00:29:51,352 --> 00:29:57,624
?
713
00:29:57,725 --> 00:29:59,726
(FOOTSTEPS CRUNCH)
714
00:30:01,095 --> 00:30:03,597
That thing belongs in a dumpster.
715
00:30:03,698 --> 00:30:05,599
Oh, it's full of dust mites.
716
00:30:05,700 --> 00:30:07,601
And asbestos.
717
00:30:07,702 --> 00:30:09,603
(PANTS)
718
00:30:09,704 --> 00:30:11,271
I'll flip it.
719
00:30:11,372 --> 00:30:14,174
We flipped that mattress 50 times!
720
00:30:14,275 --> 00:30:16,476
- It's time to let it go, Hun.
- I can't!
721
00:30:18,045 --> 00:30:20,247
You, me, and this mattress,
is the best threesome
722
00:30:20,348 --> 00:30:22,282
- I ever had.
- Give it a rest!
723
00:30:22,383 --> 00:30:25,185
- Just for a minute.
- Okay then, um...
724
00:30:25,286 --> 00:30:27,087
I'm gonna go down to the beach and...
725
00:30:27,188 --> 00:30:28,788
And before you know it,
it's 3:00 a.m.,
726
00:30:28,856 --> 00:30:30,457
and we're pickin' up empties,
727
00:30:30,558 --> 00:30:32,626
and drivin' home drunks
that don't leave.
728
00:30:32,727 --> 00:30:36,630
I realize we're not in the same
place with retirement,
729
00:30:36,731 --> 00:30:38,999
and that's okay,
730
00:30:39,100 --> 00:30:40,834
- we're different people.
- Yeah.
731
00:30:40,935 --> 00:30:43,837
We don't have to do
everything together.
732
00:30:43,938 --> 00:30:45,839
Tabata, Zumba,
733
00:30:45,940 --> 00:30:48,775
whatever else people are doing
not to die early these days.
734
00:30:50,278 --> 00:30:52,646
Just as long as we always end
up in the same bed at night.
735
00:30:53,981 --> 00:30:55,849
That's all I ask.
736
00:31:00,221 --> 00:31:01,655
(FOOTSTEPS THUD)
737
00:31:03,557 --> 00:31:05,225
CRYSTAL: Well, since I'm
unemployed now,
738
00:31:05,326 --> 00:31:07,794
I figured that I better come up
with a new income stream.
739
00:31:07,895 --> 00:31:09,496
Strong call, Babe.
740
00:31:09,597 --> 00:31:10,997
Wait 'til these guys get sloppy,
741
00:31:11,098 --> 00:31:13,066
then detect your way to some
buried treasure.
742
00:31:13,167 --> 00:31:15,535
Best 13th birthday present, ever!
743
00:31:15,636 --> 00:31:17,671
It was my mom's fencing days.
She gave me a choice
744
00:31:17,772 --> 00:31:20,540
between a metal detector
or bolt cutters.
745
00:31:20,641 --> 00:31:21,908
No contest!
746
00:31:22,009 --> 00:31:24,744
Metal detector, gift that keeps
on giving, Baby!
747
00:31:24,845 --> 00:31:27,414
- Ah.
- (DETECTOR WHINES) Ooh!
748
00:31:28,849 --> 00:31:31,017
- Oh, cream soda.
- Meh.
749
00:31:31,118 --> 00:31:32,519
(CHEERING IN DISTANCE)
750
00:31:33,854 --> 00:31:35,722
CRYSTAL: Look at Katie,
751
00:31:35,823 --> 00:31:37,691
she is not that much older than me,
752
00:31:37,792 --> 00:31:40,860
and she is Foxton's
number one realtor.
753
00:31:40,961 --> 00:31:42,595
(KATIE WHOOPING IN DISTANCE)
754
00:31:42,697 --> 00:31:44,698
I don't know why it just
comes easy to some.
755
00:31:44,799 --> 00:31:46,933
Dharma. It's like your purpose, right?
756
00:31:47,034 --> 00:31:50,570
Yeah, well I mean like,
your... your guiding force.
757
00:31:50,671 --> 00:31:51,905
Your north star.
758
00:31:52,006 --> 00:31:54,040
The thing that only you can do.
759
00:31:56,143 --> 00:31:57,944
Wish I could find some
dharma to help Sammy
760
00:31:58,045 --> 00:32:00,714
- find his bio mom.
- What? Ry!
761
00:32:00,815 --> 00:32:03,083
You can't find dharma.
762
00:32:03,184 --> 00:32:05,719
Dharma... finds you.
763
00:32:05,820 --> 00:32:07,721
(METAL DETECTOR WHINES)
764
00:32:09,690 --> 00:32:12,425
(LIGHTER SNICKS, WATER BUBBLES)
765
00:32:12,526 --> 00:32:14,194
(METAL DETECTOR WHINES)
766
00:32:16,464 --> 00:32:18,398
(LONG EXHALE)
767
00:32:18,499 --> 00:32:22,102
?
768
00:32:22,203 --> 00:32:23,970
(LIGHTER SNICKS, WATER BUBBLES)
769
00:32:24,071 --> 00:32:29,309
?
770
00:32:29,410 --> 00:32:31,811
?
771
00:32:31,912 --> 00:32:34,080
(LIGHTER SNICKS, WATER BUBBLES)
772
00:32:34,181 --> 00:32:35,482
?
773
00:32:35,583 --> 00:32:37,751
RYAN: (SOFTLY) Hi. I'm Ryan.
774
00:32:37,852 --> 00:32:42,489
?
775
00:32:42,590 --> 00:32:43,890
How are you doing?
776
00:32:45,259 --> 00:32:47,827
- You're safe, okay?
- Ryan.
777
00:32:49,997 --> 00:32:51,598
Ryan! (SLAPS HAND)
778
00:32:51,699 --> 00:32:53,500
- What are you doing?
- Moose Knuckle.
779
00:32:53,601 --> 00:32:54,834
Huh?
780
00:32:54,935 --> 00:32:57,470
Moose Knuckle! It's where I found you!
781
00:32:57,571 --> 00:33:04,477
?
782
00:33:04,578 --> 00:33:12,352
?
783
00:33:12,453 --> 00:33:14,087
Moose Knuckle.
784
00:33:15,623 --> 00:33:17,290
(SIGHS)
785
00:33:17,391 --> 00:33:23,163
?
786
00:33:23,264 --> 00:33:25,165
(BEER SLOSHES)
787
00:33:25,266 --> 00:33:27,277
- This is stupid. Help me up.
- No, no, two minutes.
788
00:33:27,301 --> 00:33:29,469
Two more minutes. You see in the boat,
789
00:33:29,570 --> 00:33:31,538
he's a little baby.
790
00:33:31,639 --> 00:33:34,007
He's crying, he's a little
baby in a boat.
791
00:33:34,108 --> 00:33:36,443
He's a baby in a boat, and he's cute.
792
00:33:36,544 --> 00:33:38,144
He's a baby burrito in a boat.
793
00:33:38,245 --> 00:33:40,814
Ah! Come on, come on, come on!
794
00:33:40,915 --> 00:33:43,016
- (PAPER CRINKLES)
- Ryan...
795
00:33:43,117 --> 00:33:45,018
look!
796
00:33:47,655 --> 00:33:48,888
RYAN: What is that?
797
00:33:50,758 --> 00:33:53,359
- Yo, yo, yo, yo!
- Thank you.
798
00:33:53,461 --> 00:33:54,861
You're welcome.
799
00:33:54,962 --> 00:33:56,830
? Things that you wanna find ?
800
00:33:56,931 --> 00:33:59,232
Look at this, custom
leather pants, like crack.
801
00:33:59,333 --> 00:34:01,167
Ooh, ooh, ooh. Delish.
802
00:34:01,268 --> 00:34:04,370
From what I hear, drug
smuggling's the least of it.
803
00:34:04,472 --> 00:34:06,706
This guy's got his fingers
in all kinds of dirty pies.
804
00:34:06,807 --> 00:34:08,919
I wish he'd take his finger
out of Lidia's dirty pie.
805
00:34:08,943 --> 00:34:10,577
Spoken like a champ.
806
00:34:10,678 --> 00:34:12,312
? I'll be everything you need ?
807
00:34:12,413 --> 00:34:14,147
? If you don't love me
I will set you free ?
808
00:34:14,248 --> 00:34:16,349
- Okay... wow.
- I take that back.
809
00:34:18,085 --> 00:34:19,986
Listen, I know that I have been with
810
00:34:20,087 --> 00:34:22,188
lots of other guys in my time
811
00:34:22,289 --> 00:34:23,929
and there may be remnants
of said hook-ups
812
00:34:23,958 --> 00:34:25,859
that I've just been too busy to...
813
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:27,920
Nora, you don't need
to explain your past to me.
814
00:34:27,962 --> 00:34:29,729
No, I know. I want to.
815
00:34:29,830 --> 00:34:32,098
- In case you're worried.
- I'm not.
816
00:34:32,199 --> 00:34:34,400
Okay.
817
00:34:34,502 --> 00:34:36,002
Okay.
818
00:34:36,103 --> 00:34:38,872
?
819
00:34:38,973 --> 00:34:40,874
NORA: God, I hope I don't have to wear
820
00:34:40,975 --> 00:34:42,742
a leather bridesmaid dress.
821
00:34:44,845 --> 00:34:46,412
(EXHALES)
822
00:34:46,514 --> 00:34:48,181
(BOX SCRAPES ON WOOD)
823
00:34:48,282 --> 00:34:49,716
Got it.
824
00:34:49,817 --> 00:34:51,084
Hoo.
825
00:34:52,186 --> 00:34:53,887
- (LID CREAKS)
- RYAN: Oh!
826
00:34:55,656 --> 00:34:56,890
Mine!
827
00:34:58,559 --> 00:34:59,893
(BOTH GASP)
828
00:34:59,994 --> 00:35:02,195
Jeezy!
829
00:35:02,296 --> 00:35:03,730
(PAPER CRINKLES)
830
00:35:03,831 --> 00:35:06,232
(SNIFFS DEEPLY) Oh, smells like you.
831
00:35:06,333 --> 00:35:08,468
And socks.
832
00:35:08,569 --> 00:35:10,069
(PAPER CRINKLING)
833
00:35:15,709 --> 00:35:17,443
It's the letter she left with me.
834
00:35:17,545 --> 00:35:24,784
?
835
00:35:24,885 --> 00:35:26,486
SAMMY: A fish with wheels.
836
00:35:28,022 --> 00:35:29,923
It's gotta mean something.
837
00:35:30,024 --> 00:35:34,394
?
838
00:35:34,495 --> 00:35:37,130
? Come with me ?
839
00:35:37,231 --> 00:35:38,932
? Come with me, yeah ?
840
00:35:39,033 --> 00:35:41,267
? I'll be everything you need ?
841
00:35:41,368 --> 00:35:42,936
? Yeah ?
842
00:35:43,037 --> 00:35:45,939
- Who's that guy?
- Oh, Joel Frasier.
843
00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:49,108
The not so better half
of our guest of honour.
844
00:35:49,209 --> 00:35:51,244
Foxton's real estate power couple.
845
00:35:51,345 --> 00:35:52,679
Hmm.
846
00:35:52,780 --> 00:35:54,300
He had a thing for me in high school.
847
00:35:54,348 --> 00:35:56,583
Hmm. You plannin' on selling
this place?
848
00:35:56,684 --> 00:35:58,751
'Cause he's getting ready to list.
849
00:35:58,852 --> 00:36:00,987
No, we're not.
850
00:36:01,088 --> 00:36:05,358
?
851
00:36:11,107 --> 00:36:13,208
(CAMERA CLICKS)
852
00:36:15,111 --> 00:36:17,179
Whatcha doin' there, Joel?
853
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:19,181
Uh... Instagram?
854
00:36:19,282 --> 00:36:21,884
Bit weird posting our
property lines, dontcha think?
855
00:36:21,985 --> 00:36:24,019
Guys scoot together.
I'll get a photo. That's nice.
856
00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:25,954
KATIE: What are you three up to?
857
00:36:26,056 --> 00:36:29,291
Joel's our uh...
event photographer, I see.
858
00:36:29,392 --> 00:36:30,959
Ah! (LAUGHS)
859
00:36:31,061 --> 00:36:33,395
You're so funny, Lidia!
860
00:36:33,496 --> 00:36:35,230
So much funnier than I remember.
861
00:36:35,331 --> 00:36:36,532
Uh huh. Hmm.
862
00:36:36,633 --> 00:36:38,133
Joel? Care to comment?
863
00:36:38,234 --> 00:36:40,402
Uh, okay, I'll handle this,
864
00:36:40,503 --> 00:36:41,970
just like I handle everything else.
865
00:36:42,072 --> 00:36:44,707
Garlic butter's off the hook
this year. You wanna try some?
866
00:36:44,808 --> 00:36:46,808
KATIE: Lidia, I didn't want
this to come out today,
867
00:36:46,876 --> 00:36:48,644
because we were having such a blast.
868
00:36:48,745 --> 00:36:50,112
This is getting fun.
869
00:36:50,213 --> 00:36:52,247
- But if you wanna go there...
- I do.
870
00:36:52,348 --> 00:36:55,250
Okay, fine. Foxton has the potential
871
00:36:55,351 --> 00:36:58,612
to be a world-class destination.
872
00:36:59,155 --> 00:37:00,923
You know why it's not?
873
00:37:01,024 --> 00:37:03,425
'Cause right smack dab
in the centre of it,
874
00:37:03,526 --> 00:37:05,928
on the best stretch
of beachfront property,
875
00:37:06,029 --> 00:37:08,564
is a shitty-ass trailer park.
876
00:37:08,665 --> 00:37:10,999
Idyllic, Oceanside campground.
877
00:37:11,101 --> 00:37:13,736
Everyone in this town knows
878
00:37:13,837 --> 00:37:14,970
that The Moonshine is broke.
879
00:37:15,071 --> 00:37:16,939
- It's only a matter of time...
- (NORA LAUGHS)
880
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:18,840
...before this dump
is on the auction block,
881
00:37:18,875 --> 00:37:20,609
and then, it's Katie to the rescue.
882
00:37:20,710 --> 00:37:22,945
- Katie and Joel.
- I know people, okay.
883
00:37:23,046 --> 00:37:25,414
Developers with cash.
884
00:37:25,515 --> 00:37:28,283
And I will make sure that this eyesore
885
00:37:28,384 --> 00:37:31,286
is turned into a cruise
ship-attracting,
886
00:37:32,455 --> 00:37:35,124
elite, Golden Clam-worthy destination.
887
00:37:36,226 --> 00:37:38,293
RHIAN: Ho-hold on, so that's why
888
00:37:38,394 --> 00:37:41,964
we weren't accepted into
the Business Association.
889
00:37:42,065 --> 00:37:44,266
That and I just don't like you.
890
00:37:44,367 --> 00:37:46,034
Or Lidia.
891
00:37:47,270 --> 00:37:48,971
With your perfect hair.
892
00:37:49,072 --> 00:37:50,839
And legs.
893
00:37:50,940 --> 00:37:52,608
And nose. And teeth.
894
00:37:52,709 --> 00:37:54,349
Okay, now you're just
naming body parts.
895
00:37:54,410 --> 00:37:56,779
When you left Foxton, I actually like,
896
00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:59,281
respected you for a hot second.
897
00:37:59,382 --> 00:38:01,517
But now look at you.
898
00:38:01,618 --> 00:38:03,185
Right back where you started.
899
00:38:04,587 --> 00:38:06,355
You can take the girls
outta the trailer,
900
00:38:06,456 --> 00:38:08,857
but you're all still trash.
901
00:38:10,326 --> 00:38:12,728
(JOEL AND KATIE LAUGH SNIDELY)
902
00:38:12,829 --> 00:38:15,397
LIDIA: Katie, just get the Hell
off our beach.
903
00:38:15,498 --> 00:38:16,999
Or what?
904
00:38:17,100 --> 00:38:19,201
What are you gonna do, Lidia?
905
00:38:19,302 --> 00:38:21,503
Screw my husband? (LAUGHS)
906
00:38:21,604 --> 00:38:24,339
Go for it! Save me
the 30 seconds. (LAUGHS)
907
00:38:25,675 --> 00:38:27,676
(FLAME ROARS, HAIR SIZZLES)
908
00:38:27,777 --> 00:38:30,512
Uh, Katie, Babe...
you're on fire, Babe.
909
00:38:30,613 --> 00:38:32,848
I know! And I'm just gettin' started!
910
00:38:32,949 --> 00:38:34,349
NORA: Oh shit.
911
00:38:34,450 --> 00:38:36,151
LIDIA: No, you're literally on fire.
912
00:38:36,252 --> 00:38:38,220
Oh! Ah! (SCREAMS WILDLY)
913
00:38:40,757 --> 00:38:42,591
(BUTTER SPLASHES, SIZZLES)
914
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:46,662
(LAUGHS)
915
00:38:46,763 --> 00:38:48,530
That's hot.
916
00:38:48,631 --> 00:38:50,599
RHIAN: So...
917
00:38:50,700 --> 00:38:52,100
are we in? (CHUCKLES)
918
00:38:55,138 --> 00:38:57,039
(WATER RIPPLING)
919
00:39:01,444 --> 00:39:03,579
(BIRDS CHIRP)
920
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:05,047
(BLUE RODEO: "LOST TOGETHER")
921
00:39:05,148 --> 00:39:08,050
(HAND PATS)
922
00:39:08,151 --> 00:39:09,518
(CONFUSED EXHALE)
923
00:39:09,619 --> 00:39:12,054
(YAWNS) Ken?
924
00:39:15,325 --> 00:39:19,661
?
925
00:39:22,265 --> 00:39:24,132
(BEA SIGHS)
926
00:39:28,404 --> 00:39:30,439
Sweet Jesus.
927
00:39:30,540 --> 00:39:32,441
? Strange and beautiful
are the stars tonight ?
928
00:39:36,012 --> 00:39:38,647
? That dance around your head ?
929
00:39:38,748 --> 00:39:41,850
(SNORING)
930
00:39:41,951 --> 00:39:44,686
? In your eyes I see
that perfect world ?
931
00:39:48,291 --> 00:39:51,460
? I hope that doesn't
sound too weird ?
932
00:39:51,561 --> 00:39:53,495
(SNORES)
933
00:39:55,398 --> 00:39:58,433
? And I want all the world to know ?
934
00:40:01,571 --> 00:40:03,972
? That your love's all I need ?
935
00:40:04,073 --> 00:40:05,307
(CLAMP CLICKS)
936
00:40:05,408 --> 00:40:08,143
? All that I need ?
937
00:40:11,447 --> 00:40:13,382
? Yeah, and if we're lost ?
938
00:40:13,483 --> 00:40:15,484
- (GASPS) Ooh! Ugh!
- (RING CLATTERS)
939
00:40:17,287 --> 00:40:19,855
? Then we are lost together ?
940
00:40:23,059 --> 00:40:24,826
CRYSTAL: Foxton High.
941
00:40:24,928 --> 00:40:26,161
? Yeah, if we're lost ?
942
00:40:28,831 --> 00:40:30,232
Well, hello, dharma.
943
00:40:30,333 --> 00:40:32,834
? We are lost together
944
00:40:32,936 --> 00:40:36,538
?
945
00:40:36,639 --> 00:40:38,206
Enjoy.
946
00:40:38,308 --> 00:40:44,212
?
947
00:40:44,314 --> 00:40:49,718
?
948
00:40:49,819 --> 00:40:51,486
(KEYS CLACK)
949
00:40:54,624 --> 00:40:56,191
(LAWN MOWER SPUTTERS)
950
00:41:00,630 --> 00:41:02,564
(ENGINE STOPS)
951
00:41:03,666 --> 00:41:04,900
(BRAKE SQUEAKS)
952
00:41:05,835 --> 00:41:07,436
Okay, b-before you say anything,
953
00:41:07,537 --> 00:41:09,615
I know I said I'd help us get
into the Business Association...
954
00:41:09,639 --> 00:41:11,239
We made more money yesterday
955
00:41:11,341 --> 00:41:13,408
than we have in the history
of Lobster-palooza.
956
00:41:13,509 --> 00:41:15,377
And...
957
00:41:15,478 --> 00:41:19,214
you're looking at the newest
member of the FCBA.
958
00:41:20,650 --> 00:41:23,085
My clam is finally golden, bitches!
959
00:41:23,186 --> 00:41:25,253
(SLAPS HAND SHARPLY)
960
00:41:25,355 --> 00:41:27,622
- (SIGHS)
- What? How?
961
00:41:27,724 --> 00:41:29,424
Thirsty Katie resigned as president
962
00:41:29,525 --> 00:41:31,126
of the association this morning.
963
00:41:31,227 --> 00:41:33,228
Her last order of official business
964
00:41:33,329 --> 00:41:35,964
was to make sure The Moonshine
was its newest member.
965
00:41:36,065 --> 00:41:37,966
That is a pivot I did not see coming.
966
00:41:38,067 --> 00:41:40,702
Well, little known fact,
due to its dairy base,
967
00:41:40,803 --> 00:41:43,805
melted garlic butter is
actually a flame retardant
968
00:41:43,906 --> 00:41:47,442
so... you know, I basically
saved Thirsty Katie's life.
969
00:41:47,543 --> 00:41:49,244
She owed me.
970
00:41:49,345 --> 00:41:52,647
I guess I should thank you
for screwing up so bad
971
00:41:52,749 --> 00:41:54,950
that I had to step in
and save the day.
972
00:41:55,051 --> 00:41:58,887
I'm going to plaster
these babies everywhere!
973
00:42:01,190 --> 00:42:03,258
(KEYS RATTLE, ENGINE STARTS)
974
00:42:05,428 --> 00:42:11,266
?
975
00:42:11,367 --> 00:42:13,402
- Oh.
- Here you go.
976
00:42:14,670 --> 00:42:16,271
It is so strange.
977
00:42:16,372 --> 00:42:19,508
I thought for sure Thirsty
Katie was gonna press charges,
978
00:42:19,609 --> 00:42:21,476
but instead we got in?
979
00:42:24,013 --> 00:42:25,447
Some men bring flowers...
980
00:42:27,250 --> 00:42:28,750
You did this?
981
00:42:30,253 --> 00:42:32,921
- How?
- Well... (CLEARS THROAT)
982
00:42:34,424 --> 00:42:36,324
I can be very persuasive.
983
00:42:37,927 --> 00:42:46,001
?
984
00:42:46,102 --> 00:42:47,636
Take me for that ride?
985
00:42:51,874 --> 00:42:55,811
- (RAM JAM: "BLACK BETTY")
- (MOTORCYCLE ENGINE ROARS)
986
00:42:57,547 --> 00:43:00,449
? Yeah, whoa,
Black Betty bam-ba-I am ?
987
00:43:00,550 --> 00:43:02,350
? Whoa Black Betty bam-ba-I am ?
988
00:43:02,452 --> 00:43:03,985
? She really gets me high
bam-ba-I am ?
989
00:43:04,087 --> 00:43:06,121
? You know that's no lie bam-ba-I am ?
990
00:43:06,222 --> 00:43:08,156
? She's so rock steady, bam-ba-I am ?
991
00:43:08,257 --> 00:43:10,125
? She's always ready, bam-ba-I am ?
992
00:43:10,226 --> 00:43:11,860
? Whoa Black Betty, bam-ba-I am ?
993
00:43:11,961 --> 00:43:13,495
? Whoa Black Betty, bam-ba-I am ?
994
00:43:13,545 --> 00:43:18,095
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