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EROTIC ADVENTURES OF LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD

Once upon a time there was a little house in the forest.

Where lived Little Red Riding Hood with her Mom.

You know Mom, for some time now, men look at me...

here, here, and here...

I don't understand why.

Surely they find there something of interest.

It's normal thing, one day you'll understand.

You know my dear, your breasts are so beautiful, and breasts excite men.

And many birds would like to eat that small crumb.

Well, now let's take a wash to your little bush.

- So, when the bird arrives... - Oh...

Bird? Bird? Small crumb?

But, where's the small crumb? Here?

Damn, I want to enter!

Nice Miss's braids.

Finished? Thanks Mom.

Good night dear.

- Bye. - Bye.

- Good night. - Good night.

I am so tired, I need a good sleep.

Today was a busy day.

I must enter inside.

What a beautiful toy...

Tomorrow I'll give back all these toys to my Mother.

She's jealous about her toys.

I would need a real cock.

I'm all wet.

Oh... beautiful, what a beautiful cock!

But what can I do with this stupid courgette?

Maybe I could play with this.

No, it would break.

No way!

Even this isn't right, is too frail.

I cannot understand.

There are just tiny hairs here, I don't understand.

No small crumb.

Perhaps the bird has already been here, and I didn't saw it?

Hear my poor Mom how suffers, is because I'm not a good girl?

How can I do without my toys?

Damn, the window is locked.

By dint of trying, I became hungry.

Good.

Now I jump on her.

Maybe it was the bird?

THE BLACK PUSSYCAT

Why did you called this tavern "the black pussycat"?

Because I like pussycat! I like it! I like it!

Look the pussycat, look.

Show us your pussycat, show it, show it...

Wait guys, wait, let she takes off her clothes.

We want you naked.

- You are so impatient. - Come on, take off all clothes.

Wait boys, please, wait.

Look that beautiful bush.

Come down darling, come down.

Oh... my big snake is ready to strike.

She seems a nice and soft heifer.

Listen to me, little girl, don't stop to talk to anyone...

don't accept lollipops from strangers and don't be late, the forest is dangerous.

- And Grandma is waiting for you. - Yes, Mom.

- Well, now you can go. - How many mushrooms I must collect?

- For dinner? Not many. - But I want to collect a lot.

A half basket will be enough, go now.

- Okay. - Bye.

Come back soon.

- And with the mushrooms, little girl. - Bye, Mom.

- Good morning Madam. - Good morning.

We are here to chop the wood, and to doing other little jobs.

We are ready.

- Come on, go to work. - Hey, so hurry?

Come on guys, come with me.

Come little tidbit, come here.

A small mushroom, tra-la-la, a small mushroom, please.

I'll put it in my basket.

I want a small mushroom...

for my Grandmother.

Where you think you can going?

What she wants, in your opinion?

Look!

Oh, Grandma will be very happy...

when she'll see all these strawberries.

Go inside.

Can't wait to jump on her.

- Really huge boobs! Isn't it? - Damn!

With a leap, I'll jump on her.

Hey mate, what are we waiting?

Oh... it's so hot.

I'm sweating, you too?

But, you're not wet, you're dry.

Not here... there...

Now I understand what you wanted.

Mushrooms...

A small mushroom, tra-la-la.

1 mushroom, 2 mushrooms, 3 mushrooms...

Ah... a boletus.

Ummm... come on guys, make me enjoy, oh...

- It's your turn, now. - Oh yeah, as you want.

Come on wolf, jump on her!

Now I go! I catch her!

Wait a minute, then we'll fuck you again.

But... are you already knackered?

- Come on, again, again. - Oh no, please, wait a minute.

A little respite, later we'll fuck you again.

Leave us rest a bit.

A small mushroom, tra-la-la.

- Hey, are you Alice? - No, I'm not Alice.

And what should I do now? If you're not Alice, I'll lose my job.

- I've already heard this tale. - If you're not Alice, help me to find her.

- But first, I must collect some mushrooms. - Mushrooms?

Yes, for my Grandmother.

Good, Good, I can help you.

- Really? - Of course.

There's one here, splendid.

- Alice lives in Wonderland. - Okay, I'll help you.

- Here's one. - Good, good, brava, brava.

- Oh... there's another one there. - Thanks.

Where?

Here it is.

- Nice basket. - What?

Here's another.

Look, look, look.

Go away stupid rabbit!

Sorry but I have to go, I must find Alice and carry her in Wonderland.

Goodbye, Little Red Riding Hood.

Bye Bye.

Bye, it was a real pleasure to touch you...

hem... I mean, to know you.

Bye Mr. Rabbit, don't lose your way in the forest.

- Hey, wake up, come on. - What?

What do you want now? Leave me alone.

- Isn't enough for you? - No.

- It's all cunt and ass! - Yeah, yeah.

But... she's fantastic!

Look, my dick is waking up.

Incredible.

We raise her up.

Do you want fuck in this position?

But, where are more strawberries?

There's nothing here.

Here!

These strawberries are really nice.

But, what are they doing? Oh...

There's a small snake between his legs.

It seems she really likes suck it.

My tits... how strange!

My little buttons become hard.

I like it.

What do they do now?

It's very exciting.

Ah... it's really funny.

But... what happened? My hand is wet.

I may have peed... and I've not realized.

What's happened to me?

I cannot understand, but this doesn't seem pee.

No! It never happened to me.

But... however...

it's a pleasant thing.

But... what are they doing?

What was it?

There are lots of voyeurs.

Let's run away.

Wait me.

Don't leave me here.

I wanna see what Mom gave to me for Grandmother.

What is this?

Oh... who knows what she does with this?

I've no idea.

However, that guy had a similar thing between his legs.

I feel so strange... I don't know why.

I'm so lonely and abandoned.

Oh.. so sweet!

I feel me really weird.

Deep in my womb!

I must keep calm!

I'm so hot!

And now... I'll pound your beautiful asshole.

Big whore...

I'm happy and glad, and I prepare my instrument.

What a beautiful morning, I feel smell of tiny cunts.

My clarinet is waking up, where are you ladies?

Prepare your small guitars, come out, come to me...

and we'll play a nice concert.

Damn, and who are these people?

Will be better if I'm going to her Grandmother.

Come on, I invite you to my home.

Come on, we go.

- Okay, we follow you. - Come on.

I'll wait Little Red Riding Hood by her Grandmother.

We arrived to my small house and now we'll have a small fuck.

Stop please.

Stop it, stop it.

Come on, get inside.

- Is this your house? - Yes.

But, it's too small for us.

Don't worry, get in, get in.

But your house is too small, we cannot enter.

Come on girls, don't inventing excuses, go inside.

Welcome to my castle.

Welcome Miss, you're so nice.

Here's another, oh... so nice! Welcome to the castle.

Yet another, very well.

- Prepare some tea for the Misses. - I go and I'll be back soon.

Listen Elf, why your house is very large and its entrance is very small?

Taxes, they impound my underwears too, if they see a too big house.

And then...

- But... what's in that basket? - Medicines for my Grandmother.

- Oh, the Grandmother, may I take a look? - Of course, look as well.

- Is this a medicine? - Sure.

- That one...? - You want it? Or you?

- No, thanks. - You? Beautiful blonde?

No, thanks.

Maybe is useful for this.

And for this.

Yes, for this.

And for this.

Maybe you don't know, but this medicine is used to cure this little thing.

A medicine for pussy? Who told you that?

My Mom, and she also said that there's a small crumb here.

Yes of course, to feed my hungry bird.

Look, there's a tiny bird in the nest.

The bird want to eat, it's very hungry.

Why not satiate it, beautiful scented girls?

- Come, look for the small crumb. - Is a delicious food for my bird.

- Look for my. - Oh, what a delicacy!

You know Elf, in this tale there's something that doesn't convince me.

- Want more? - Yeah, more.

- Raspberry juice for you, beautiful ladies. - Thanks.

Good, very well.

How good you are, so quickly.

- Now I leave you with His Majesty. - Thank you.

And now?

- Thanks Mr. Elf. - Thanks to you all.

And now, spread your legs.

I beg you beautiful Miss, allow me to smell your lovely pussy.

No, no, no, I'm afraid by that ugly bird.

What a nice feeling, sniff the tiny pussy.

Smells good, smells good, smell of love.

I'm here too, what you wait?

Here comes the big black bird, please open your black hole.

How is beautiful flying here, like a bird in the sky.

What are you doing?

It's amazing, I'm diving into a black bush.

How strange, it seems they're fighting.

I want it too.

Don't hurry, my bird is like a thunderbolt.

Be calm little girl, your turn is coming.

And now my bird... is eating you.

Come in, Little Red Riding Hood, the door is open.

But you're not Little Red Riding Hood.

Who are you?

I'm one of her friends,

she told me to come here...

and we could play a lot of games.

- Games? - Yes, games.

Like playing to the doctor and the nurse.

Hem, no... anyway... I thought there was Little Red Riding Hood.

Absolutely I didn't want to disturb you, Madam.

It wasn't my intention, but if you want, I'm leaving.

Something's wrong, Madam?

Oh... I can't believe my eyes.

- Can I ask you a question? - Sure.

Watch out, I close you in the wardrobe, if you tell me a lie.

- Okay. - I'm not kidding!

What are you hiding in your pants, a truncheon?

- Maybe... a huge club? - No, no, the fact is that you...

you are so exciting and I cannot hold back my...

penis.

Exciting? Really? Have you looked at me?

Youngster...

I hope you don't want rape me.

Would you dare to rape a poor defenseless Granny?

What are you doing now? You're stripping?

But I'll resist, I'll resist.

Do you want to fuck me? But it will not easy for you.

- What is this? - To be honest, I...

What is this? What is this? Oh... what are you doing?

- If you really... - Want you throw me on the bed?

Yes! You're throwing me on the bed!

Don't you dare do that! Stop it!

You want rape me, ugly wolf!

But I'll resist with all my strength!

You'll have to fight to take me!

I'm not a quitter!

It will not be easy for you!

Do you want to jump on me, right?

Don't think that I surrender easily.

I'll fight like a fury to defend my chastity!

Yes! I'll resist like a fury!

What are you doing to me? Oh, yeah!

You're devouring me!

I know you want to touch my tits!

You want to come over me! Damned wolf!

You are a shameless!

You want to touch my ass, right? I wanna see if you're able.

Stay still with your paws!

Don't you dare to touch again my tits!

Okay, you won! Take me! Fuck me!

- Fuck me! Fuck me! - Please... Madam...

- I beg you Madam... - Eat me! Eat me!

- Calm, please... - Ugly wolf!

Stop it Madam, please.

There was a misunderstanding Madam, stop it, please.

I'll try to think about Little Red Riding Hood.

It's wonderful, Little Red Riding Hood.

What a wonderful feeling, give me a kiss.

Kiss me love.

How is sweet your mouth.

I can't detach myself from you.

Perhaps I put too much glue on denture...

that's why you can't detach from me.

What will you do to me with your truncheon?

You're forcing me!

Oh... I'm in late, I have to bring the medicines to Grandma.

It's late, Grandma is waiting for me.

Nice tiny wolf.

Hey, Grandmother!

Hey, Grandmother!

Grandmother...

Grandmother! Beware to the Wolf!

Look what I have to do for that tidbit.

I hope the Granny asleep for a while.

- Hello Grandmother. - Come in my dear, come in.

Oh, poor Grandmother, you have a so bad look.

I've just a touch of a cold.

Oh, luckily now I'm here and I brought your medicines.

These medicines... can heal all your ills.

Grandmother! What big eyes you have.

The better to see you with, my dear.

Here, Grandmother, your medicine.

Oh... but...

What big hands you have.

The better to touch you with, my dear.

Yes my dear, to touch you better.

What big medicine you have.

The better to heal you with, Little Red Riding Hood.

- But you're not my Grandmother. - Of course I am, give me a kiss.

No, no, you're not my Grandmother, where did you hide her?

I'm a doctor, she had bellyache and I've taken care of her.

If really you're a doctor...

you could heal my little thing, today happened to me a strange thing.

Little impudent...

you became excited watching those two in the forest.

And how do you know?

I'm Dr. Wolf!

Doctor, wizard and tireless lover.

Why you were spying me?

So... because...

then... yes... I...

Okay, I was in the forest and... I confess, I followed you.

What's wrong? And, I can heal you.

Are you sure can you heal me with your medicine?

It will not hurt to me?

Don't worry, it's a prodigious medicine.

It will massage your tits and your whole body.

Then I'll put the medicine in your pussy...

and you'll feel better immediately.

You'll feel a great warmth encroach your whole body.

Okay... come on Doctor Wolf, heal me!

Oh, yes, I feel better, much better.

Don't stop, please.

What are you doing? By doing so, you'll forced me to pee.

What do you want to do?

I give you my medicine, it will cure every ill.

Oh... again...

Oh, Doctor, give me the medicine, the medicine.

- More... - Did you like my medicine?

Hey, Dr. Wolf, don't tell me that now the sick are you.

You must give me your medicine again.

Come on!

Come on, wake up! Look, What a mess!

- Look how is shattered. - I'm tired.

Poor thing.

Don't worry my darling, and now...

I'll make you feel better and I'll wake you up from your numbness.

Did you understand?

Listen, now you'll give your medicine on my tongue.

Come on, wake up, don't be spiteful, come on.

Did you see? It's resurrected, it's ready to heal me again.

Then we use it now, before it goes out of order.

Oh yeah... this is the best thing...

that ever happened to me.

I'm really a lucky girl.

But now, I need some medicine in my little rear hole.

And now we start again.

You you put it inside, and we restart to go back and forth, back and forth.

Come on Doctor, back and forth, what a great fun.

Oh, Doctor, come on, again!

My medicine, Doctor...

Oh... the cream...

Doctor I want the cream, I want it, start again please.

I want more... I want the cream... Doctor...

- You did it just 25 times! - Oh... please, leave us alone.

Ah... rubbishy!

Wolf, come on.

Damn! He said tireless lover, just bullshit!

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 times, and then, nothing more...

Look at them, what a kind of men, what a sadness they are.

I have enjoyed 40 times only.

It's too few... after so long time of abstinence.

Queers!

- I would like to know where's Grandma. - Help me.

Help me.

- I hope she's well. - Help me.

But, what is it?

Grandmother!

- What happened to you? - You can't imagine, I...

Let me introduce you my friend, the famous Doctor Wolf.

He has many skills, wizard, doctor, and tireless lover.

To be honest, not really tireless.

- Anyway... - Yes, I understand.

Wait, now I'll take care of him.

- But... what are these things? - Don't worry, my dear.

Go home, go home.

See you soon Grandmother.

You're a bad rapist of poor single women.

Now I'll take care of you! You'll see!

Bye Grandmother.

That's it!

You'll regret it.

- Hello, Mom. - How did it go?

- Fine! - Tell me everything.

I had met many little friends.

And who are them?

The rabbit, the Elf, two cousins, and then, Doctor Wolf.

He's also a wizard, a fortune-teller and a tireless lover.

And where's now this doctor?

I think he still takes care of Grandmother.

Ah... I understood everything.

Come on, eat the mush! Come on!

Eat the mush! Eat it!

You must eat it all!

Now you must go to sleep, you had a hard day.

Okay, Mom.

Now it's time to sleep, I am very, very tired.

I fell asleep.

But I dreamed all of you, all my little friends.

You know what, my friends?

Sometimes, little sheeps prevail on bad wolves.

Although usually, who makes himself sheep, wolf eat him...

nearly always, this is the moral of the tale.

And so, Little Red Riding Hood and the Wolf lived together happily ever after.