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Previously on Call Me Kat...
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I had no idea you were coming back.
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Obviously you ate well.
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This is a juice bar now.
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Where are the cats?
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I told you she'd notice.
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Now I'm at peace.
I just go with the flow.
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I even got a tattoo. It's in Sanskrit.
It says "acceptance."
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That says "garden salad."
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You sold a song?
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Aw, please, it's not that big a deal.
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- Just to Kacey.
- Kacey...
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Musgraves. Just a famous person,
who I know.
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I didn't fire Randi.
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She left because I didn't love
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every single thing
that she did to my café.
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I want you to be my partner.
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- Like 50-50?
- Ish.
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I've been making my mother
margaritas since I was nine.
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I don't care for them.
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- What?
- Your new glasses.
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I assumed you were going to
ask me eventually.
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I wasn't... for this exact reason.
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Will you take them off
when we get to the club?
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My friends will be there.
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Well, if anyone says anything,
you can just pretend not to know me.
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Wouldn't be the first time.
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Tell the truth, you're
wearing them to spite me.
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No, the truth is I need them to see.
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That it upsets you is a welcome bonus.
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Where'd you get them,
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lost and found at the morgue?
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Hey!
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Oh, relax. It was a joke.
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Frankly, it's funnier that
you paid money for them.
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You just ran a stop sign.
Did you not see the big, red octagon?
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Don't be such a square.
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Geometry? I thought you'd appreciate it,
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given you were the only member
of your high school math club.
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Hey, one is still a number.
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The loneliest.
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Oh, great.
Now we're getting pulled over.
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I get it, Katharine, you can see
through your hideous glasses.
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What are you doing?
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Getting out of this ticket.
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Seriously, you're gonna flirt
with a motorcycle cop?
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Well, I'll start with flirting,
see where it goes.
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Okay, I'm gonna record this
because this is exactly
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the kind of thing that
my therapist does not believe.
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Oh, crap, it's a woman.
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- Katharine, unbutton your shirt.
- What?
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Maybe she's gay.
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I'm not gay.
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All right.
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Do you hear that, Dr. Bell?
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Do you hear that?!
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- Synced and corrected by synk -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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You're making a fuss over nothing.
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You just got a ticket,
your license is expired,
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and you told that officer
I'm an adventurous lover.
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Why didn't you just get it renewed?
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I didn't want them to change my photo.
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That was a hair day for the ages.
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Well, now, you're gonna have to
go to the DMV
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and take the driving test again.
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Can't you take it for me?
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We look about the same age.
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No.
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Although I do love me
some standardized tests.
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I used to give them
to myself in math club.
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I don't have time to go to the DMV.
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Tomorrow's my nail appointment,
Thursday's my chemical peel.
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Wait, you know you can't drive anywhere
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until you get this done, right?
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What is with you war
on beauty, Katharine?
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Don't you have any cool friends
I can buy a license from?
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No!
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'Cause breaking the law is never cool,
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unless it involves feeding a meter
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so a stranger doesn't get
a parking ticket.
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Take that, Louisville Town Center.
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Well, if I can't drive myself,
you'll have to drive me everywhere.
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Not gonna happen.
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Why, are you busy this week?
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Look at those glasses.
Of course you're not busy.
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I am so glad I got glasses.
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I can finally see, and I can really
emphasize my point... like this.
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Ooh, I love 'em, and I think
you look super sexy.
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Well, now that I can see,
I think you look super sexy.
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Okay, okay, I like where this is going.
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And you just ruined it.
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Hey, y'all, it's moonshine season.
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Who wants a jug of Mama's skeeter juice?
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Isn't that the stuff your cousin used
to burn his fingerprints off?
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One and the same.
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It'll also take the roots
out of your sewer line.
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Oh, okay, well, sign me up.
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- So long, laser hair removal.
- I'll take two.
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I just found out my son's
production of Pippin
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isn't about Scottie.
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Mama is gonna be so proud of me.
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I sold 'em all and didn't even have to
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go to the high school this year.
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I've got amazing news.
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You do? Hang on.
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I'm listening.
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One of my songs is gonna be
in a commercial.
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What?! That's amazing. Which song?
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"Say No More." The one about
maybe meeting my dad someday.
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I love that song.
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* I come home and I wonder *
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* What was the journey for? *
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* My dad just sips his whiskey *
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* It's all right, son, say no more *
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I can't wait to get drunk with my son.
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What's the commercial about?
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No idea. It got bought by
one of those huge companies
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that makes everything from beer
to frozen pizza,
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but the important thing is
I'm gonna get paid!
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Ooh, I hear that. New espresso machine
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coming our way, roomie. Yes!
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Hello, Mother.
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Well, I hope you're happy.
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I've taken one of your
ride-share services,
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and now I'm being abducted.
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Ma'am, I promise you, I'm not ab...
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I checked the box that said
"no conversation."
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Mother, no one is gonna kidnap you.
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And if they do, I assure you
they will pay me to take you back.
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Why are we going through downtown?
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There's an accident on 64.
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I'm sure.
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Katharine, how do I use
that pepper spray you gave me?
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Oh, that's air freshener.
I would never give you a weapon. Bye!
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To Max and his messed up
relationship with his dad.
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And to Mama for once again
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outsmarting the po-po.
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Ugh.
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Hoo-wee!
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So that's why people make that noise.
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Can you believe is was distilled
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in the same bathtub I was born in?
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Okay, next question.
"Two vehicles arrive
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"at a four-way stop at the same time.
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Who has the right of way?"
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Obviously, the most expensive car.
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This is still America.
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The correct answer is
the car to your right.
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Unless you're in Detroit.
Don't ever stop in Detroit.
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Here's an easy one.
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"At what blood alcohol
concentration are you impaired?"
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Me personally?
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When I start telling people I love them.
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I've never seen you that drunk.
Look, if you're not gonna
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take this seriously, there's
no way you're gonna pass.
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Oh, who cares? So I'm driving
on an expired license.
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What are they gonna do,
throw me in jail?
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That's exactly what they're gonna do!
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And you know what they have in jail?
Florescent lighting.
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You don't scare me.
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I drove here today and nothing happened.
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- What?!
- That's right.
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And I solved the Wordle
at the same time.
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You can't drive with an expired license.
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Watch me, four-eyes.
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Give me your keys.
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If you want my keys,
you'll have to take them.
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Dang, that made my neck tingle.
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Yeah, she'll do fine in jail.
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I'm serious. Give me your purse.
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- Let go.
- You let go.
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Don't hurt it, it's Gucci!
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Why can't you see I am doing this
for your own...
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good?
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Keys weren't even in my purse.
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Dude, in less than two minutes,
your song is gonna be on national TV.
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And then two minutes after that,
we're gonna watched a masked celebrity
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dressed as a taco
singing "La Vida Loca."
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Ooh. Get ready to be
on my Instagram Live, Max!
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Come on. You know I don't like
being the center of attention.
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Darren, grab me one of those
drinks that you named after me.
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Oh, one Max on the Beach
coming right up!
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You're practically famous.
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It would be like if Carter's
afro ever gets on Is It Cake?
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I've sent pictures in four times.
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What are they so afraid of?
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My cousin Janice was on TV once,
but it was Cops.
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She wasn't wearing pants.
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We were so proud.
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Hey, hey, Instagram.
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We are live
with songwriter Max Kingbird.
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- What up, Gram?
- We're roomies, too.
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He ate my damn yogurt this morning.
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Anyway, say something to your fans.
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Hey, guys.
Uh, this song is about my dad.
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It really means a lot to me.
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I'm just so honored
that you all are gonna hear it.
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And if you're hot, single,
and in Louisville,
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we are getting hammered on moonshine
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at The Middle C.
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He's kidding. We don't want
no Feds up in the holler.
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Wait. I think they're going
to a commercial break.
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Uh, quiet down, everybody.
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Can everybody please quiet down?
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Hey, shut the hell up!
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Oh, uh, I think they heard you
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'cause they were already
quieting from when I... said it.
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Oh, boy.
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I'm back.
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I love it when people come back.
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* I come home and I wonder *
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* What was the journey for... *
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What the hell did they do to your song?
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It's a disaster. The labradoodle's flat.
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Neumann's Hill Farm Fresh Dog Food...
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Organic, healthy, delicious.
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How great was that?
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I-I think my aunt uses that dog food.
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That's the end of my story.
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Look, it's broadcast TV.
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No one our age is watching.
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Except for all of y'all. You're cool.
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Sorry. My thumb already had it going.
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Hey, I got champagne
if you want to celebrate
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and tequila if you want
to get white-girl wasted.
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Okay, champagne with tequila.
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That's called "The Oldest Bridesmaid."
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I wrote that song about wanting
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to connect with my father
before he dies.
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Nobody's gonna take me seriously now.
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That is not true.
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Eddie Vedder got his start
writing the jingle for Chili's.
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- Really?
- Don't google it, but yeah.
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Look, I know that did not
turn out the way you expected,
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but it's still a huge deal, Max.
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Look, I get what you're trying
to do, but I'm not in the mood.
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Max, it's not like
it's the end of your...
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Kat, stop.
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I want to be alone.
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Right. Sorry.
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Are you Max Kingbird?
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We saw you on Instagram Live.
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Oh, sorry, ladies.
He's not really in the mood.
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Hang on.
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Have you ladies ever heard of a
drink called "The Oldest Bridesmaid"?
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Here. Right this way. Right this way.
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- Max.
- What?
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Misery loves...
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A threesome.
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Okay, it's your driver's test,
and I'm the DMV person.
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Why don't we start by pulling
into that Fuddruckers?
252
00:12:15,968 --> 00:12:17,300
Okay.
253
00:12:17,394 --> 00:12:18,779
No! It's a trick.
254
00:12:18,804 --> 00:12:20,913
You don't go to Fuddruckers
on your driver's test!
255
00:12:21,140 --> 00:12:23,490
You get to go after if you pass.
256
00:12:23,642 --> 00:12:27,144
Or fail. Either way,
we're going to Fuddruckers.
257
00:12:27,162 --> 00:12:28,495
Oh, red light.
258
00:12:28,589 --> 00:12:31,998
Yes, I can see that. Thank you.
259
00:12:32,092 --> 00:12:33,756
Really? Lipstick right now?
260
00:12:33,781 --> 00:12:34,795
It's for you.
261
00:12:34,820 --> 00:12:37,504
It'll draw the eye away
from those glasses.
262
00:12:37,656 --> 00:12:39,506
Yeah, well, say what you will,
263
00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:41,174
but that motorcycle cop called me.
264
00:12:41,268 --> 00:12:43,435
She wants to have drinks Friday night.
265
00:12:44,079 --> 00:12:46,231
- Green light.
- I know.
266
00:12:46,256 --> 00:12:47,974
I just like to be a careful
and courteous...
267
00:12:47,999 --> 00:12:51,058
Oh, bite me, asshat!
268
00:12:51,779 --> 00:12:53,837
Yeah, you're gonna sail
through this driving test.
269
00:12:53,930 --> 00:12:56,931
I don't know why you enjoy
criticizing me so much.
270
00:12:57,100 --> 00:12:58,450
Are you kidding me right now?
271
00:12:58,601 --> 00:13:00,510
You do nothing but criticize me.
272
00:13:00,529 --> 00:13:03,180
Oh, so now I'm a bad driver
and a bad mother?
273
00:13:03,273 --> 00:13:06,349
I never said you were a bad driver.
274
00:13:06,368 --> 00:13:10,111
It doesn't matter how I drive.
I'm going to fail anyway.
275
00:13:10,130 --> 00:13:12,022
Why do you say that?
276
00:13:12,115 --> 00:13:13,882
I'm going blind.
277
00:13:16,453 --> 00:13:18,136
What?
278
00:13:19,364 --> 00:13:21,214
I found out while you were on your trip.
279
00:13:21,976 --> 00:13:24,977
I don't understand. How could you...?
280
00:13:25,002 --> 00:13:27,436
Oh, bite me, asshat!
281
00:13:34,637 --> 00:13:38,398
I have macular degeneration.
282
00:13:38,475 --> 00:13:42,709
A fancy way of saying that,
over the next five to ten years,
283
00:13:42,734 --> 00:13:44,807
I'm going to lose my sight.
284
00:13:44,832 --> 00:13:47,326
There's got to be something they can do.
285
00:13:47,351 --> 00:13:48,391
Well, there isn't.
286
00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:51,652
I'm taking medication,
but it'll only slow it down.
287
00:13:51,672 --> 00:13:55,398
And that's why you never went
to get your license renewed.
288
00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:57,992
I knew I couldn't pass the eye exam.
289
00:13:58,070 --> 00:13:59,827
I'm so sorry.
290
00:13:59,921 --> 00:14:04,640
I always thought, if I didn't
act old, I wouldn't get old.
291
00:14:06,745 --> 00:14:11,570
I don't know what kind of life
I'm going to have if I can't drive.
292
00:14:12,008 --> 00:14:14,192
We'll figure something out.
293
00:14:14,344 --> 00:14:15,752
I did figure it out.
294
00:14:15,771 --> 00:14:19,347
I was going to continue to
drive illegally, and you ruined it.
295
00:14:19,366 --> 00:14:22,200
- Mother...
- Look, Katharine, it is what it is,
296
00:14:22,427 --> 00:14:24,786
and wallowing isn't going to help.
297
00:14:26,707 --> 00:14:30,333
Find me the nearest bar.
298
00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:34,690
Wait. You can't drive if you can't see.
299
00:14:34,715 --> 00:14:37,751
And you can't get a man
if you wear those ski goggles,
300
00:14:37,776 --> 00:14:39,593
but here we are.
301
00:14:51,306 --> 00:14:52,639
- Hey, baby.
- Hey.
302
00:14:52,791 --> 00:14:55,308
You think I could have a career
as a hand model?
303
00:14:55,402 --> 00:14:58,219
I think I'm rewatching Bridgerton,
304
00:14:58,271 --> 00:15:00,072
and the duke is about
to take off his shirt.
305
00:15:00,097 --> 00:15:03,115
Well, I was picking up dinner,
and I was reaching for the lasagna,
306
00:15:03,140 --> 00:15:05,612
and the lady said,
"You have lovely hands."
307
00:15:05,637 --> 00:15:08,246
- She just wanted a bigger tip.
- That don't make her a liar.
308
00:15:08,398 --> 00:15:10,231
Should we get mani-pedis this weekend?
309
00:15:10,309 --> 00:15:12,642
Can I just watch my lady porn?
310
00:15:15,089 --> 00:15:16,737
What's up, Darren?
311
00:15:16,757 --> 00:15:19,833
Make it quick. I'm about
to Bridgerton and chill.
312
00:15:19,985 --> 00:15:22,260
No, he isn't.
313
00:15:22,429 --> 00:15:24,337
You might want to come down here.
314
00:15:26,197 --> 00:15:28,014
* Woof, woof *
315
00:15:28,039 --> 00:15:30,707
* Woof, woof, woof. *
316
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,333
Come on, everybody.
317
00:15:36,351 --> 00:15:40,570
Put your paws together!
318
00:15:41,673 --> 00:15:43,698
Crap.
319
00:15:52,017 --> 00:15:55,127
I must really be drunk.
I can't even taste the whiskey in this.
320
00:15:55,354 --> 00:15:56,611
It's coffee.
321
00:15:56,630 --> 00:16:00,465
Yeah, I'm not doing caffeine these days.
It's bad for your health.
322
00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:03,076
What the hell is wrong with you?
323
00:16:03,101 --> 00:16:06,529
You come down here, get drunk,
bark at my customers.
324
00:16:06,623 --> 00:16:10,216
I ought to swat you on the nose
with a rolled-up newspaper.
325
00:16:10,369 --> 00:16:12,369
Have you seen TikTok lately?
326
00:16:12,387 --> 00:16:14,220
You talking about
the bikini jump-rope challenge?
327
00:16:14,373 --> 00:16:16,091
It's okay to look
328
00:16:16,116 --> 00:16:20,394
'cause they're raising money
for juvenile diabetes.
329
00:16:21,690 --> 00:16:25,192
Thousands of people
posted videos singing my song
330
00:16:25,217 --> 00:16:27,066
with their dogs.
331
00:16:29,054 --> 00:16:31,145
I'm an Internet joke.
332
00:16:31,223 --> 00:16:33,890
I wrote the new
"Never Gonna Give You Up."
333
00:16:33,983 --> 00:16:37,727
Oh, you must be drunk if you're
hating on my boy Rick Astley.
334
00:16:38,488 --> 00:16:41,581
I thought
it was gonna go away, but now...
335
00:16:41,733 --> 00:16:45,402
It's gonna dog you forever?
336
00:16:45,495 --> 00:16:48,680
Damn. How come I'm always clever
when Randi's not around?
337
00:16:49,591 --> 00:16:52,184
That song came from my heart.
338
00:16:52,335 --> 00:16:54,686
I'm an artist.
339
00:16:54,913 --> 00:16:57,597
Oh, you're an artist now.
340
00:16:57,749 --> 00:17:00,417
I thought you were a guy
who just threw up in my piano.
341
00:17:00,435 --> 00:17:02,891
- You don't get it.
- I don't get it?
342
00:17:02,916 --> 00:17:06,175
You wrote that song so people
would hear it and enjoy it.
343
00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:08,608
And now, all those people do.
344
00:17:08,702 --> 00:17:11,036
I don't know, man.
345
00:17:11,187 --> 00:17:13,112
Sounds like a win to me.
346
00:17:13,207 --> 00:17:16,282
And that's not just me
throwing you a bone.
347
00:17:16,435 --> 00:17:19,044
I don't like clever Carter.
348
00:17:19,195 --> 00:17:20,879
And I don't like having
to drive down here
349
00:17:20,956 --> 00:17:22,622
and leave behind lasagna
350
00:17:22,774 --> 00:17:24,958
and a girlfriend who's all
revved up from Bridgerton.
351
00:17:25,110 --> 00:17:27,126
Bridgerton, man!
352
00:17:27,295 --> 00:17:29,128
I just don't want to be known as the guy
353
00:17:29,297 --> 00:17:31,389
who did the stupid dog food song.
354
00:17:31,541 --> 00:17:34,601
Better than being the guy
who never did anything.
355
00:17:37,456 --> 00:17:39,231
Can you take me home?
356
00:17:39,382 --> 00:17:42,225
Sure. Hey, if we hurry,
357
00:17:42,250 --> 00:17:44,173
I'll still have time
to hit Randi with a little,
358
00:17:44,198 --> 00:17:47,480
"Evenin' Duchess.
You fancy me bangers and mash?"
359
00:17:47,632 --> 00:17:50,408
I really don't know
why Randi has sex with you.
360
00:17:51,245 --> 00:17:53,649
Hey, you think I could be a hand model?
361
00:17:53,674 --> 00:17:54,781
What?
362
00:17:54,806 --> 00:17:59,209
Just imagine a slo-mo shot
of me putting on lotion.
363
00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:03,214
Hello?
364
00:18:03,239 --> 00:18:04,739
Oh, Katharine?
365
00:18:04,758 --> 00:18:06,983
Hey.
366
00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:08,318
What are you doing here?
367
00:18:08,336 --> 00:18:11,821
Wait. How much do you need?
368
00:18:11,914 --> 00:18:15,600
I don't need money.
I've got a mother who loves me.
369
00:18:18,163 --> 00:18:20,272
There's your father's sense of whimsy.
370
00:18:20,423 --> 00:18:23,166
I came to take you to yoga.
371
00:18:23,259 --> 00:18:26,260
Oh. Well, since I can't drive,
372
00:18:26,338 --> 00:18:29,263
I... I hadn't planned on
going anyplace for a while.
373
00:18:29,283 --> 00:18:30,857
That's why I'm here.
374
00:18:31,009 --> 00:18:34,935
I took the day off so I can take
you to yoga and the hair salon.
375
00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:38,123
I'm pretty sure I'm still owed
a trip to Fuddruckers.
376
00:18:38,350 --> 00:18:40,033
I can't ask you to do that.
377
00:18:40,127 --> 00:18:41,942
You don't have to ask.
378
00:18:41,962 --> 00:18:43,870
I want to.
379
00:18:43,946 --> 00:18:45,188
Really?
380
00:18:45,206 --> 00:18:47,448
Of course. You're my mother.
381
00:18:47,467 --> 00:18:50,260
I'm not gonna let you
go through this alone.
382
00:18:54,123 --> 00:18:55,715
Why are you squeezing me?
383
00:18:55,809 --> 00:18:57,458
Oh. It's a hug.
384
00:18:57,536 --> 00:19:00,437
Cross that off my bucket list.
385
00:19:02,374 --> 00:19:04,607
I love you, sweetheart.
386
00:19:05,301 --> 00:19:07,393
I love you, too.
387
00:19:07,546 --> 00:19:10,547
As long as we're going to
my salon, won't you let Francois
388
00:19:10,565 --> 00:19:12,473
- finally...?
- Okay, don't push it.
389
00:19:12,492 --> 00:19:15,577
Sorry if I wanted you to look
nice for your new lady friend.
390
00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:24,434
Hey, Internet. I'm Max Kingbird.
391
00:19:24,459 --> 00:19:27,207
I wrote the song that inspired
all the singing dog videos,
392
00:19:27,232 --> 00:19:31,417
uh, trending number two right below
"hashtag double-D double Dutch."
393
00:19:31,570 --> 00:19:34,804
Anyway, I thought maybe
you'd like to hear my version.
394
00:19:36,516 --> 00:19:39,517
* Touchdown in Baton Rouge *
395
00:19:40,354 --> 00:19:42,451
* 20 years gone... *
396
00:19:42,476 --> 00:19:43,498
Take it partner.
397
00:19:43,523 --> 00:19:47,174
* Tough old man I hardly know says *
398
00:19:47,194 --> 00:19:50,010
* "Welcome home, son" *
399
00:19:50,030 --> 00:19:53,678
* The years were written on his face *
400
00:19:53,718 --> 00:19:57,350
* They gave way to a smile *
401
00:19:57,375 --> 00:20:01,350
* He shook my hand
and poured a glass, and said *
402
00:20:01,375 --> 00:20:03,726
* "Won't you stay a while?" *
403
00:20:04,866 --> 00:20:06,106
* Said... * Oh.
404
00:20:06,131 --> 00:20:07,614
Oh.
405
00:20:07,938 --> 00:20:10,531
Hey. Hey.
406
00:20:14,690 --> 00:20:19,586
* Touchdown in Baton Rouge,
20 years gone *
407
00:20:19,611 --> 00:20:23,021
* A tough old man I hardly know said *
408
00:20:23,046 --> 00:20:24,395
* "Welcome home, son" *
409
00:20:24,420 --> 00:20:29,273
* I come home and I wonder,
what was the journey for *
410
00:20:29,915 --> 00:20:32,249
* My old man sips his whiskey *
411
00:20:32,274 --> 00:20:34,941
* "It's all right, son. Say no more" *
412
00:20:34,966 --> 00:20:36,983
* My old man sips his whiskey *
413
00:20:37,060 --> 00:20:42,497
* "It's all right, son. Say no more." *
414
00:20:46,523 --> 00:20:50,523
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