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♪ MTV ♪
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[both chuckling]
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[rock music]
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♪ ♪
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[snoring]
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[mumbling]
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[hammer pounding]
- Ugh, damn it.
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How the hell are we supposed
to sleep with all this noise?
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Eh.
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What's it say, Butt-Head?
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Uh,
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"We re-serve
the rig-hut to re-fussy..."
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It says,
"We reserve the right
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to refuse service to anyone."
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Uh...
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It means employees
can refuse service
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to a customer
who violates our policies.
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- Uh...
- Huh?
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Like, if a customer creates
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an unsafe
or a hostile work environment.
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Whoa, that would be cool.
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[both chuckle]
- Yeah, unsafe kicks ass.
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[chuckles]
- Uh, wait a second.
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So we can, like, refuse service
to anyone we want?
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No, only if they
violate our policies
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or create an unsafe
or hostile work environment,
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Cool.
[chuckles]
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Maybe work
wouldn't suck so much
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if it was unsafe and hostile.
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[chuckles]
- Yeah, motivation is cool.
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[chuckles]
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♪ Well, good for you,
you look happy and healthy ♪
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♪ Not me,
if you ever cared to ask ♪
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♪ Good for you ♪
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These cheerleaders don't
seem all that great, you know?
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Yeah, really.
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The cheerleaders at our school
are better than this,
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and half of 'em are pregnant.
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[both chuckle]
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Yeah, that's cool.
[chuckles]
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The coach is like,
"Olivia Rodrigo,
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"I've been noticing you've been
half-assing it at practice.
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"You're supposed to be
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"cheering
for the Fighting Dolphins,
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not yelling
about your boyfriend."
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[chuckles]
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"When you wear this uniform,
you rep the school.
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"Now, if you
wanna go burn down
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"Your boyfriend's house,
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you do it
in your street clothes."
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[chuckles]
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"This is not gonna help us
beat the Wildcats."
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[chuckles]
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♪ Like a damn sociopath,
I've lost my mind ♪
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Uh, what is that word,
"sociopath"?
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[chuckles]
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, I wonder what it means.
[chuckles]
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That school psychiatrist
said I was one of those.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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But it didn't matter, 'cause
I don't care about her at all.
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[both chuckle]
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Or anyone else, really.
[chuckles]
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I don't care about others.
[chuckles]
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♪ Good for you ♪
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You know, I would love
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to have a girl
be this mad at me
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because that means
that I scored with her before,
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you know?
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Yeah, no girl will ever be
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this pissed off
about you, Beavis.
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Yeah, yeah.
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No one's ever gonna
burn down my house.
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[chuckles]
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I guess I'll just have
to do it myself.
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[chuckles]
- You'll die alone.
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[both chuckle]
- Shut up, Butt-Head.
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[chuckles]
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Hi,
I want a bacon cheeseburger
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with lettuce and tomato,
but extra tomato,
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and a vanilla shake,
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and a large half-fries,
half-onion rings.
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Uh, I refuse.
[chuckles]
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What?
Why?
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You're, like,
creating a work environment.
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[chuckles]
- But you work here.
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Isn't this your job?
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You just did it again, dumbass.
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I'm sorry, sir.
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I'm gonna have
to ask you to leave.
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[chuckles]
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Yeah, we'll have
three regular hamburgers.
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- Uh-huh.
- No ketchup on one of them.
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[chuckles]
Ketchup sucks.
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And we'll take
two orders of fries.
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Would you like to try
our new Macho Hot Fries
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for $1 more?
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Sounds good.
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[chuckles]
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You got all that?
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No.
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What do you mean, "No"?
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I refuse.
[chuckles]
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I'm not gonna make it,
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'cause you're, like,
violating our policies.
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How exactly am I
violating your policies?
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Um, what's the policy again?
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[chuckles]
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Would you just give us
our food?
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I think it's, like, you're
being a butthole or something.
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[chuckles]
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And, like, you suck.
[chuckles]
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Thank you.
Drive through.
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[chuckles]
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We won't be
needing this anymore.
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Can we have
two junior burger meals
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with the apple slices?
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And I'll have a salad.
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- Uh, no, you cannot.
- We know our rights, ma'am.
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[chuckles]
- We sure do.
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They're on that sign
full of words.
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[chuckles]
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Um, Butt-Head,
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that's the sign that shows you
how to choke somebody.
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[chuckles]
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Okay, I wanna see
the manager right now.
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I refuse.
[both chuckling]
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Ugh.
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Yeah, and don't come back!
[door slams]
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Thank you
for choosing Burger World.
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[chuckles]
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Hey, guys, we're here, and
today, we've got some new items
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to the studio, and I'm super,
super excited about it.
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I'm not quite sure
what's in here.
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Oh, this is that video where
he unboxes real human skulls.
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[chuckles]
- Yeah, that's messed up.
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[chuckles]
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If you're unboxing
real human skulls,
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you shouldn't start out with,
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"Hey, guys,
I'm super, super excited."
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[chuckles]
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Yeah, really.
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Your start out like--
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[cackles]
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Like that Crypt Keeper dude,
you know?
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Like, how he's always
making puns, you know?
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[chuckles]
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"Welcome, boils and ghouls."
[chuckles]
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"If you are watching,
you just might get a head."
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[chuckles]
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"Oh, what have we here?
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This is to remind you
to stay in skull."
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[both chuckle]
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Wait a minute.
[chuckles]
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Wait,
where do they get these skulls?
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Uh, from dead people.
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[chuckles]
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Wait a minute,
so he--so he's, like,
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a serial killer or something?
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Yeah.
[chuckles]
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"Breaking news:
Police have just arrested a man
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known as
the dumbass-who-shows-off-
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his-skulls-on-YouTube killer."
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[both chuckle]
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"Neighbors said he seems
like a serial killer,
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and he's got a bunch of skulls
in his apartment."
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[chuckles]
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"Neighbors said he would
show off his skulls
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"and say,
'Meet my new tomb-mate.'"
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[cackles]
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[both chuckle]
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Yeah.
[chuckles]
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"Would you like to come
into my apartment
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and take a whiz
in the bath-tomb?"
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[chuckles]
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[chuckles]
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He's like...
[cackles]
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"These skulls give me
a bone-r."
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[chuckles]
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You know, yeah, 'cause the bone
is, like, you know--
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skull is, like, a bone,
you know.
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[chuckles]
- Uh, yes, I get it, Beavis.
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[chuckles]
Don't run it into the ground.
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[chuckles]
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But I'm getting
grave reviews.
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[chuckles]
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I'm going to kick your ass.
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Now shut up.
[chuckles]
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You know, yeah,
wait a second.
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I don't think I get that one.
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This was an old,
old preparation...
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That guy, who the skull
belong to, is like,
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"You know,
I lived a good life.
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"I raised a family, and now
this dumbass is playing
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with my skull on YouTube."
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[chuckles]
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Man, this is really
messed up, Butt-Head.
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Think maybe
we should call the police?
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Uh, nah.
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[chuckles]
It's not my problem.
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[chuckles]
- Oh, yeah.
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[chuckles]
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Yeah, it's not my skull.
[chuckles]
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I hope you guys enjoy it.
Ciao.
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"Ciao.
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I'm gonna go chow down
on some human flesh."
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[both chuckle]
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[cars honking]
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Uh, can I get a double
cheeseburger, large fries,
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and a root beer?
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Yes, you can,
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but not here.
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I refuse.
[chuckles]
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Butt-Head, Butt-Head.
[chuckles]
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There's a hot chick in line.
Check her out.
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[chuckles]
Should I refuse her?
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Whoa, she's creating
a hostile environment
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in my pants.
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[both chuckle]
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Hey, yeah, really.
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It's getting unsafe in there.
[chuckles]
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Let me handle this, Beavis.
[chuckles]
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Um, I guess
I could let you handle it.
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But I was kind of hoping
the hot chick would--
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[screaming]
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I thought you meant--
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[crash]
Ahh!
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Stop it.
Don't you ever--
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[impacts]
- Ah-ah-oh!
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Get out there.
[chuckles]
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What's this about you guys
refusing to serve people?
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Nothing could be further
from the truth, ma'am.
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I'll have Beavis
bring you everything
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from our entire menu.
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I am servicing
the right to reserve you.
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Uh, and allow me to provide
you a little entertainment.
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[chuckles]
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Check this out.
[chuckles]
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Uh, you, and, uh,
you over there,
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we reserve the right
to refuse you service,
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unless you fight.
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[chuckles]
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Fight.
[chuckles]
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Winner gets to eat, yeah.
[chuckles]
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And the loser
shall be refused.
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That is our right,
and we reserve it.
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This is bullshit.
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I'm not gonna hurt this guy
for a lousy cheeseburger.
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Yeah, except, you know,
you wouldn't hurt me.
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all: Ooh!
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He just said
he can kick your ass.
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You'll be on the floor
in about five seconds.
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- Yeah, fight, fight!
- You wanna go?
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You wanna go?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Kick his ass.
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Worldstar.
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00:09:59,483 --> 00:10:01,398
Hey!
258
00:10:01,485 --> 00:10:04,705
[both chuckling]
259
00:10:06,925 --> 00:10:08,796
Well, we did it, Beavis.
260
00:10:08,883 --> 00:10:12,365
This place is an unsafe
and hostile work environment.
261
00:10:12,452 --> 00:10:14,541
Yeah, manager's gonna be
really proud of us, you know?
262
00:10:14,628 --> 00:10:16,761
It's a good thing
he put up that sign.
263
00:10:16,848 --> 00:10:18,197
[indistinct yelling]
264
00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:20,112
I guess it's not up anymore.
265
00:10:20,199 --> 00:10:21,722
Oh, there it is.
266
00:10:21,809 --> 00:10:23,855
[chuckles]
267
00:10:23,942 --> 00:10:24,856
Butt-Head, the sign broke.
268
00:10:24,943 --> 00:10:27,032
Eh, damn it.
269
00:10:27,119 --> 00:10:28,642
Now we have
to serve people again.
270
00:10:28,729 --> 00:10:30,383
[chuckles]
271
00:10:30,470 --> 00:10:32,472
Yeah, this job sucks.
272
00:10:32,559 --> 00:10:35,432
[police siren wailing]
273
00:10:35,482 --> 00:10:40,032
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