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♪ Batman ♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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(male narrator) A beautiful Wednesday afternoon in Gotham city.
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Matinee day at this theatre.
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In a moment, the play goers will be coming out
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for a refreshing orange drink.
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But watch closely.
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There may be a drama that's not on the program.
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[music continues]
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So, what's superior to this sort
of thing, one usually sees?
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Oh, yes, infinitely.
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And the leading man,
my dear, Mrs. Van Climber.
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His tremendous power.
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Absolutely inspired,
my dear Penguin.
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It's a penetrating documentary
in our time.
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It's a mirror
of a cliched minds
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of our sadly weakened
moral fiber.
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Wouldn't you say so?
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[gunshot]
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[crowd screaming]
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Oh!
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Hands up everybody
and you won't get hurt.
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I ain't kidding.
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Do as he says, Penguin.
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He's a desperate man.
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Ah.
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You.
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'Unhook that ruby pendant.'
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Throw it here.
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- Outrageous monster.
- Shh. He'll hear you.
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Back away everybody! Back away!
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You, knave thief, surrender!
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Wise guy, huh?
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Take this.
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[gunfire]
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Jumpin' jeepers!
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A bulletproof umbrella!
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Ah!
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[muffled scream]
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[chuckling]
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[music continues]
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Ms. Starr.
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- Uh.
- May I?
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Thank you.
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Yeah.
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Oh! How can I ever, ever thank you?
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Yeah.
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Oh! What?
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The Penguin prevented a crime?
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That waddling
pompous master of foul play?
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It's true, commissioner.
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And who do you think,
the necklace belongs to?
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Ms. Sophia Starr.
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Sophia Starr?
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Beauteous queen
of Gotham City society?
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That's her. They left the
theatre hand in hand.
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Ominous, most ominous.
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What do you think it means,
commissioner?
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Since it involves The Penguin,
there is only one man
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who can answer that question.
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And answer it in time.
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[instrumental music]
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The Caped Crusader.
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[telephone beeping]
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[sighs]
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Alright, commissioner,
I'll fetch him for you.
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(male narrator) And in Wayne Manor, where young Dick Grayson
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practices his putting under the watchful eye of his guardian
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millionaire Bruce Wayne and his doting Aunt Harriet.
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Ow! Missed that one.
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Precision, Dick.
Precision.
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The key to...success
in life and as well in sports.
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And excuse me, sir, but there's
a telephone call for you.
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A certain Mr. Rime.
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- Rime?
- Yes, sir.
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Mr. K Rime,
if you understand me.
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Of course.
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Mr. K Rime with the red hot line
of investments
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for the Wayne foundation.
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Precisely, sir.
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Dick, it's about time you
started learning something
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'about the elements
of investment.'
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We may be a while,
Aunt Harriet.
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Mr. K Rime might want us to
visit him at the stock exchange.
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So long, Aunt Harriet,
See you later.
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Mercy me.
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What an unfortunate name for an
investment councilor.
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K Rime.
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Sounds like crime!
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Isn't that funny, Alfred?
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I'd be very careful
about him if I were Bruce.
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[chuckling]
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Indeed, madam.
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Yes, commissioner.
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A strange and troubling
turn of events, Batman.
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You have a competitor
in crime fighting.
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The Penguin!
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[indistinct]
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We're on our way.
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The Penguin.
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Holy nick of time.
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Lucky for us we just finished
installing the bulletproof
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windshield in the Batmobile.
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Not so lucky for The Penguin.
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To the Bat-poles.
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[theme music]
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♪ Batman ♪
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♪ Batman ♪
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♪ Batman ♪
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♪ Batman ♪
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♪ Batman ♪
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♪ Batman ♪
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♪ Batman ♪
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♪ Batman Batman ♪
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♪ Batman ♪
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♪ nana nana nana
nana nana nana na ♪
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♪ Batman ♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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[tire screeching]
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[theme music]
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Thanks, commissioner.
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We got the picture.
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I'll call you back
if Batman has any ideas.
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What do you think, Batman?
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Has The Penguin
really gone straight?
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It's a tough one.
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When that bird turn snow white
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it could be merely
a tricky white wash job.
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Right. But still, we've got
to think of his records
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since he last left prison.
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Clean as a whistle, it seems.
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Accepted in the best circles.
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Not even a ticket
for jaywalking.
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Could it be that,
he is reformed?
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Or only pretending to reform.
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Stalking his next victim under
the false colors
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of a crime fighter.
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How the heck do we find out?
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- I have an idea.
- What, Batman?
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Say that caper at the theatre
was a Penguin's employee.
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And that crook he caught must've
been an accomplice, right?
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On the nose.
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Call the commissioner.
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Have him give that crook
a grilling.
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We'll be there
in time for the kill.
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[instrumental music]
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Alright, I'll ask
you one more time.
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How long have you
known The Penguin?
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- Who?
- Quit lying, you cheap hoodlum.
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He paid you
to pull that job.
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Told you to keep
your mouth shut.
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Promised to cut you
on the big job later.
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You guys must read too many
comic books or something.
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Hold it, Chief O'Hara,
no rough stuff.
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It's our duty to
abide by the rules.
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Now, this lying is useless.
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Besides.
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We have evidence.
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- Evidence?
- The bulletproof umbrella.
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Why would The Penguin have
carried a bulletproof umbrella
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to a matinee unless he expected
a machine gun attack.
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Who knows? Ask him.
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[instrumental music]
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A hard baked cookie, this one.
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Covered with armor plate icing
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Let's give him a turn, shall we?
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'Hey.'
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'What's the matter, sonny?
Scared of the dark?'
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Ah!
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Help, there's bats
loose in here.
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[screaming]
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Holy knock-out drops.
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The miserable weakling,
faded, dead away.
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Looks like, you over-did it,
Batman.
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Only one thing to do now.
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Find Penguin himself.
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Put the blocks to him.
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- Excuse me, sir.
- Yes, lieutenant.
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We have a report from the tail
we put on The Penguin.
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He just entered the Gotham City
Millionaire's club.
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Holy Jackpot.
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That bird of prey,
loose among the golden geese.
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There's only one
way to find out.
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Call the parking lot.
Have 'em clear
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all the exits
for the Batmobile.
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[instrumental music]
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Meanwhile, in the steam room of the super exclusive
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Gotham Millionaire's club.
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A strange disquieting scene.
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Leave that man alone
you criminals.
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- Take him out of here.
- Look out. Watch out!
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- Quick.
- More steam.
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Roger.
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(male #1)
'That's got it.'
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A snatch in the fog, eh?
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Alas, you sad,
dim-witted ruffian!
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- The smoke screen.
- It's gone.
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Jesus.
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Oh, thank you, sir.
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They tried to kidnap me.
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It's alright, Reggie, my boy.
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You are safe now.
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You're with The Penguin.
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Put up your flippers, Penguin.
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We caught you with
your feathers down.
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Kidnapping.
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One false move
and you get the batarang.
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Hello, my esteemed colleagues
in crime fighting.
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The droll deceivers,
the dynamic duo.
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Batman, listen.
You've got it all wrong.
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The Penguin saved me
from being kidnapped.
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Saved you?
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I swear to you, old boy.
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Some villains were
trying to abduct me
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under the cover
of a steam screen.
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And heaven knows how he did it.
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This delightful bird-like chaps
suddenly dispelled the steam
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and the criminals
took to their heels.
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Elementary, my dear, Reggie.
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My ubiquitous umbrella
was fortunately loaded
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with colored dry ice.
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When I discharged the jet, the
vapor was instantly condensed.
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[laughing]
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Something fishy here.
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There's sure is.
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He must have known about
the supposed kidnapping.
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Otherwise, why would he be
carrying an umbrella
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loaded with dry ice?
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The reason
is the season, Batman.
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What?
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This prematurely hot weather
annoys me.
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Being a Penguin is kind of
a bird, I hate hot weather.
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So what could be
more natural
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than I should carry an umbrella
loaded with dry ice?
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Oh, yeah.
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If you hate the heat so much,
what you doing in a steam room?
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I ask you, is that
an ethical question?
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Between crime fighters,
competitors, you might say.
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You pompous,
taunting creature!
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[laughing]
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Well, I'm sorry I must fly.
I'm very busy.
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I have little rendezvous
with Sophia Starr.
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We have some arrangements
to make.
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- Arrangements?
- For her jewels.
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I'm taking over
their protection.
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I'm gonna give you my card.
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[laughing]
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Adieu.
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Come on, my dear boy.
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Well, you saved my life, if
there's anything I can do..
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(Batman)
Penguin Protective
Agency Incorporated.
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Holy leopard!
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What a change of spots.
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[instrumental music]
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The Penguin.
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In business
as a private eye.
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Hiring him
to guard jewels is like..
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...trusting a lethal
lettuce to a rabbit.
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Let's race back
and give Ms. Starr a warning.
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Nuisance.
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She's smitten with him.
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She'd scoff at us.
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So what do we do?
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We can't protect her.
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We can save her jewels
at the same time set a trap.
266
00:12:14,611 --> 00:12:15,376
Great. How?
267
00:12:15,378 --> 00:12:18,312
We substitute fake jewels with
the real ones, Robin.
268
00:12:18,314 --> 00:12:23,050
Treat it in a reactor to leave
radioactive traces of the thief.
269
00:12:23,052 --> 00:12:23,617
Terrific!
270
00:12:23,619 --> 00:12:25,352
There's just one problem.
271
00:12:25,354 --> 00:12:26,219
'To make copies.'
272
00:12:26,221 --> 00:12:29,188
I dunno what the
real ones look like.
273
00:12:29,190 --> 00:12:29,588
Correct.
274
00:12:29,590 --> 00:12:32,557
Has to look at them.
That would tip Penguin off.
275
00:12:32,559 --> 00:12:34,926
Pickup the Bat-phone
and call Alfred.
276
00:12:34,928 --> 00:12:36,661
Tell him to wait for
us in the Bat-cave.
277
00:12:36,663 --> 00:12:41,465
Alfred is going to be our
secret undercover agent.
278
00:12:41,567 --> 00:12:44,301
[instrumental music]
279
00:12:46,004 --> 00:12:46,770
What?
280
00:12:46,772 --> 00:12:49,405
Reggie Rich gave you
a check for $10,000
281
00:12:49,407 --> 00:12:50,205
and you tore it up?
282
00:12:50,207 --> 00:12:52,707
Indeed. And right
in front of his very eye.
283
00:12:52,709 --> 00:12:56,477
You know somethin', this plan of
being a straight guy must have
284
00:12:56,479 --> 00:12:57,778
unhinged Penguin's mind.
285
00:12:57,780 --> 00:12:59,246
No, you, butt-brain.
286
00:12:59,948 --> 00:13:02,481
What's 10,000,
when I aim at millions?
287
00:13:02,483 --> 00:13:06,585
Confidence. That's is what I'm
stealing from these dupes.
288
00:13:06,587 --> 00:13:08,853
Confidence
and pride in The Penguin.
289
00:13:08,855 --> 00:13:12,590
And they'll end up
handing me their treasure
290
00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:13,457
on a silver plate.
291
00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:15,592
- Yeah, but I wonder..
- You wonder, what?
292
00:13:15,594 --> 00:13:17,160
Don't get mad at me Penguin
but..
293
00:13:17,162 --> 00:13:20,129
I wonder what Batman and Robin's
gonna say about that.
294
00:13:20,131 --> 00:13:23,665
Piddling pair will be punctured!
Now and forever.
295
00:13:23,667 --> 00:13:24,632
Then, no offence, Penguin,
296
00:13:24,634 --> 00:13:26,433
but we heard you
sing that song before.
297
00:13:26,435 --> 00:13:30,136
We always end up singing
the anvil chorus in the pen.
298
00:13:30,138 --> 00:13:34,106
Not this time, you see. I have
planted a seed in their mind.
299
00:13:34,108 --> 00:13:36,842
I've planted
the erroneous idea
300
00:13:36,844 --> 00:13:42,080
that I'm going to steal
the jewels of Sophia Starr.
301
00:13:42,082 --> 00:13:43,681
You mean, you ain't?
302
00:13:43,683 --> 00:13:44,515
No! I'm not.
303
00:13:44,517 --> 00:13:48,886
I delight in the devious,
I obviate the obvious.
304
00:13:48,888 --> 00:13:51,455
They're misreading
my intentions.
305
00:13:51,457 --> 00:13:53,757
They're going to lay
a trap for me.
306
00:13:53,759 --> 00:13:56,126
A trap which when it springs..
307
00:13:56,128 --> 00:13:56,793
[laughing]
308
00:13:56,795 --> 00:14:00,630
♪ And Batman and Robin will
never come back ♪
309
00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:02,198
♪ Batman and Robin will
never..♪♪
310
00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:06,001
Well, farewell,
my fine fostered fates.
311
00:14:06,003 --> 00:14:07,035
Your mind has tore.
312
00:14:07,037 --> 00:14:13,541
I'm going to see our shining
star, Sophia Starr.
313
00:14:13,543 --> 00:14:15,709
[instrumental music]
314
00:14:15,711 --> 00:14:16,676
What an counter-plot.
315
00:14:16,678 --> 00:14:20,780
Here's Alfred, carrying out a vital but risky chore.
316
00:14:20,782 --> 00:14:25,885
In the guise of a man from Floyds Insurance Limited.
317
00:14:25,887 --> 00:14:26,585
Excellent!
318
00:14:26,587 --> 00:14:28,820
I think that just about does it,
Ms. Starr.
319
00:14:28,822 --> 00:14:31,622
You're sure, there's nothing
else you want?
320
00:14:31,624 --> 00:14:32,189
No, thank you.
321
00:14:32,191 --> 00:14:34,858
That would just
complete our records.
322
00:14:34,860 --> 00:14:37,227
[Penguin mumbling]
323
00:14:37,229 --> 00:14:38,962
Beg your pardon,
Pengy darling.
324
00:14:38,964 --> 00:14:40,596
What offends me
to the quick.
325
00:14:40,598 --> 00:14:44,533
An insurance company worrying
about the safety of your jewels
326
00:14:44,535 --> 00:14:46,535
while they are under my
guardianship.
327
00:14:46,537 --> 00:14:49,604
One can never be too secure,
can one, Mr. Penguin?
328
00:14:49,606 --> 00:14:53,841
With the world these days
so full of predators.
329
00:14:53,843 --> 00:14:54,741
[instrumental music]
330
00:14:54,743 --> 00:14:58,611
Great Scott, Alfred. Have you forgotten? Batman told you
331
00:14:58,613 --> 00:15:00,980
to switch cigarette holders with The Penguin.
332
00:15:00,982 --> 00:15:05,050
You're meant to palm off the trick one with a tiny super
333
00:15:05,052 --> 00:15:07,052
powered transmitter inside.
334
00:15:07,054 --> 00:15:09,020
Quick! Before it's too late.
335
00:15:09,022 --> 00:15:10,988
Create that diversion.
336
00:15:10,990 --> 00:15:12,889
Good day, Ms. Starr.
337
00:15:15,592 --> 00:15:16,658
(Alfred)
'Great heavens!'
338
00:15:16,660 --> 00:15:20,595
The anti-theft system
built into my carrying case
339
00:15:20,597 --> 00:15:21,896
it went off accidently.
340
00:15:21,898 --> 00:15:25,266
Don't panic.
I can fix that.
341
00:15:27,836 --> 00:15:29,203
(Penguin)
'There! Neutralized.'
342
00:15:29,205 --> 00:15:32,839
Buy my high powered
de-magnetizer coil.
343
00:15:32,841 --> 00:15:34,674
Oh, Pengy.
344
00:15:34,676 --> 00:15:35,875
(Sophia)
'You're fantastic.'
345
00:15:35,877 --> 00:15:37,109
(Penguin)
'No trouble at all.'
346
00:15:37,111 --> 00:15:41,113
(Sophia)
'Where there's no end to your
resourcefulness.'
347
00:15:41,115 --> 00:15:43,215
(Penguin)
'Thank you, my love, thank you.'
348
00:15:43,217 --> 00:15:46,785
- Oh, Pengy.
- Ha ha ha.
349
00:15:46,787 --> 00:15:49,888
Oh, look, the handle of your
umbrella.
350
00:15:49,890 --> 00:15:50,588
What?
351
00:15:50,590 --> 00:15:53,791
(Penguin)
'Sound! My secret radio
detector.'
352
00:15:53,793 --> 00:15:58,929
Somebody has planted
an electronic bug in this room.
353
00:16:00,598 --> 00:16:02,098
[grunting]
354
00:16:03,233 --> 00:16:04,833
Huh?
355
00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:12,307
Eh.
356
00:16:14,677 --> 00:16:17,078
[static increasing]
357
00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:19,647
Ah.
358
00:16:22,317 --> 00:16:24,084
[laughing]
359
00:16:24,086 --> 00:16:27,921
So, you switched
cigarette holders, did ya?
360
00:16:29,223 --> 00:16:30,523
Ah.
361
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:32,357
[indistinct]
362
00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:33,257
I think not.
363
00:16:33,259 --> 00:16:35,225
Out with you, criminal.
364
00:16:35,227 --> 00:16:36,793
Who are you working for?
365
00:16:37,095 --> 00:16:40,463
It can happen to the best of us,
Mr. Penguin.
366
00:16:40,465 --> 00:16:41,964
One moment everything
is going smoothly.
367
00:16:41,966 --> 00:16:47,503
And the next, fate pulls
the rug out from under us.
368
00:16:47,505 --> 00:16:50,672
- Ah! Pengy
- Good day, miss.
369
00:16:50,674 --> 00:16:52,240
Oh, Pengy, dear.
370
00:16:52,242 --> 00:16:55,109
Pengy, my poor darling.
371
00:16:55,111 --> 00:16:56,510
Who cares about him?
372
00:16:56,512 --> 00:16:58,011
Are you alright?
373
00:16:58,013 --> 00:16:59,112
Vengeance!
374
00:16:59,114 --> 00:17:01,681
[groaning]
375
00:17:02,349 --> 00:17:04,883
Failure, sir.
Utter failure.
376
00:17:04,885 --> 00:17:06,484
That's not true, Alfred.
377
00:17:06,486 --> 00:17:07,017
Of course not.
378
00:17:07,019 --> 00:17:11,955
Important thing was to get this
picture of Sophia's jewels.
379
00:17:11,957 --> 00:17:13,022
You got it.
380
00:17:13,024 --> 00:17:13,722
Sure you did.
381
00:17:13,724 --> 00:17:16,024
And we already made
a complete set of fake copies.
382
00:17:16,026 --> 00:17:20,395
Thanks to you, we may be able
to avert a gigantic robbery.
383
00:17:20,397 --> 00:17:22,463
Robin, grab those fake jewels.
384
00:17:22,465 --> 00:17:25,933
We must strike before
The Penguin does.
385
00:17:25,935 --> 00:17:26,833
Let's go.
386
00:17:26,835 --> 00:17:29,569
[instrumental music]
387
00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:36,474
[tire screeching]
388
00:17:36,476 --> 00:17:38,442
[theme music]
389
00:18:02,668 --> 00:18:04,135
We're sure taking a chance,
Batman.
390
00:18:04,137 --> 00:18:07,238
What's the matter?
Souls of your boots slippery?
391
00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:07,838
Heck no!
392
00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:10,941
I mean when we put the fake
jewels in Ms. Starr's safe.
393
00:18:10,943 --> 00:18:14,210
Take the real one's out.
We could be nailed as crooks.
394
00:18:14,212 --> 00:18:16,478
That's the chance
we have to take.
395
00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:18,112
In our well ordered society
396
00:18:18,114 --> 00:18:21,582
protection of private
property is essential.
397
00:18:21,584 --> 00:18:22,649
Yes, you're right, Batman.
398
00:18:22,651 --> 00:18:25,618
That's the keystone
of all law and order.
399
00:18:25,620 --> 00:18:27,252
Let's go, chum.
400
00:18:40,199 --> 00:18:43,267
The safe should
be behind that picture.
401
00:18:43,935 --> 00:18:45,835
Coast seems clear.
402
00:18:49,706 --> 00:18:52,874
Turn off the electric
iron looping on it.
403
00:18:52,876 --> 00:18:54,709
Neutralize the alarm.
404
00:18:54,711 --> 00:18:56,610
I'll listen to the tumblers.
405
00:18:56,612 --> 00:18:58,011
Roger.
406
00:19:12,559 --> 00:19:16,161
Perfect. Tumblers are
falling into place.
407
00:19:18,164 --> 00:19:19,264
Caught you, you thieves.
408
00:19:19,266 --> 00:19:21,566
One move and you're a dead duo.
409
00:19:21,568 --> 00:19:22,266
Holy. Bat-trap!
410
00:19:22,268 --> 00:19:24,268
Let's fight our way outta this.
411
00:19:24,270 --> 00:19:25,936
[gunshots]
412
00:19:27,972 --> 00:19:29,706
Ah!
413
00:19:29,708 --> 00:19:31,040
Whoa!
414
00:19:35,912 --> 00:19:37,212
Ah.
415
00:19:53,963 --> 00:19:55,863
[groaning]
416
00:20:02,203 --> 00:20:04,204
[shouting]
417
00:20:04,206 --> 00:20:05,238
They getting out the window.
418
00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:08,774
Let 'em go,
they won't get far.
419
00:20:09,075 --> 00:20:10,575
Pengy dear, you alright?
420
00:20:10,577 --> 00:20:12,610
Sophia, my dear,
you call the police.
421
00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:15,879
I'll call
the Gotham City Times.
422
00:20:17,147 --> 00:20:20,749
[intense music]
423
00:20:21,751 --> 00:20:22,617
Shocking! shocking!
424
00:20:22,619 --> 00:20:25,019
How can a responsible
press print such an item?
425
00:20:25,021 --> 00:20:27,221
But you can't blame
the papers, commissioner.
426
00:20:27,223 --> 00:20:30,090
Things sure look dark for
Batman when the lights went on.
427
00:20:30,092 --> 00:20:35,962
Yes, but still how could a sane
person think Batman a criminal?
428
00:20:35,964 --> 00:20:38,764
How ungrateful the public is!
429
00:20:38,766 --> 00:20:41,833
[phone ringing]
430
00:20:42,267 --> 00:20:46,303
Yes, put him on.
It's Penguin.
431
00:20:46,671 --> 00:20:47,971
Good morning, commissioner.
432
00:20:47,973 --> 00:20:51,341
Have you snared that
costumed crooks yet?
433
00:20:51,343 --> 00:20:53,376
They're still at large, Penguin.
434
00:20:53,378 --> 00:20:55,811
Well, that's very lax
of you, commissioner.
435
00:20:55,813 --> 00:20:58,880
I do hope that they
won't burst in tonight
436
00:20:58,882 --> 00:21:00,615
and terrorize our party.
437
00:21:00,617 --> 00:21:01,148
Your party?
438
00:21:01,150 --> 00:21:05,986
Yes. Anyway, you're invited.
Might come, if you like it.
439
00:21:05,988 --> 00:21:07,754
Some of my
influential friends
440
00:21:07,756 --> 00:21:11,090
are giving a gala benefit
for the P.P.A..
441
00:21:11,092 --> 00:21:14,726
That's the
Penguin's Protective Agency.
442
00:21:15,227 --> 00:21:20,798
Yes. We have taken over
the Gotham amusement pier.
443
00:21:21,065 --> 00:21:22,999
Should be amusing.
444
00:21:23,001 --> 00:21:27,370
You... you abominable avian!
445
00:21:28,772 --> 00:21:31,273
[intense music]
446
00:21:35,111 --> 00:21:37,779
[phone beeping]
447
00:21:37,913 --> 00:21:41,015
- Yes, Commissioner.
- Gotham amusement pier tonight.
448
00:21:41,017 --> 00:21:44,251
- Penguin is tossing a party.
- Interesting.
449
00:21:44,253 --> 00:21:45,919
You better not be there, Batman.
450
00:21:45,921 --> 00:21:49,289
If you are spotted,
I'll have to arrest you.
451
00:21:53,694 --> 00:21:56,362
It's our only hope, Robin.
We'll have to catch Penguin
452
00:21:56,364 --> 00:21:59,965
in something crooked that he
won't be able to press that
453
00:21:59,967 --> 00:22:01,333
warrant for our arrest.
454
00:22:01,335 --> 00:22:04,202
- Have an awful thought, Batman.
- What?
455
00:22:04,204 --> 00:22:08,873
What if Penguin really
has gone straight?
456
00:22:10,709 --> 00:22:14,244
[crowd chattering]
457
00:22:22,019 --> 00:22:25,287
[instrumental music]
458
00:22:25,721 --> 00:22:28,089
- Right!
- What do you think, Batman?
459
00:22:28,091 --> 00:22:30,291
He's with Sophia Starr
and she's wearing
460
00:22:30,293 --> 00:22:31,258
those priceless diamonds.
461
00:22:31,260 --> 00:22:36,129
Yeah, I have a strange feeling,
It's time for the kill.
462
00:22:36,131 --> 00:22:37,830
[crashing]
463
00:22:40,333 --> 00:22:41,032
[quacking]
464
00:22:41,034 --> 00:22:44,068
Gee, that cement-filled umbrella
sure cooled them off.
465
00:22:44,070 --> 00:22:47,004
Well done, my finks,
well done.
466
00:22:47,006 --> 00:22:47,771
What now, Penguin?
467
00:22:47,773 --> 00:22:50,373
String them up here back
of the shooting gallery
468
00:22:50,375 --> 00:22:51,841
directly behind the cut-outs.
469
00:22:51,843 --> 00:22:54,210
- Right.
- Now, one small detail.
470
00:22:54,212 --> 00:22:58,447
Our umbrella pop guns,
take out the pellets.
471
00:22:58,449 --> 00:23:02,451
Introduce real bullets.
Ha ha ha.
472
00:23:06,322 --> 00:23:07,989
[crowd chattering]
473
00:23:07,991 --> 00:23:10,224
You, eh, challenge us, Penguin?
474
00:23:10,226 --> 00:23:11,425
I certainly do.
475
00:23:11,427 --> 00:23:14,127
Knowing you gentlemen
to be of sporting blood
476
00:23:14,129 --> 00:23:18,197
I know that you'll play this
exquisite of the game with me.
477
00:23:18,199 --> 00:23:22,334
If you'll burst those two red
balloons on the first round.
478
00:23:22,336 --> 00:23:27,972
I'll donate 1000 dollars to
your police benevolent fund.
479
00:23:27,974 --> 00:23:30,507
(Commissioner)
'That's too easy, Penguin.
Much too easy'
480
00:23:30,509 --> 00:23:32,075
'There must be a
catch towards somewhere.'
481
00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:36,279
'No, catch whatsoever. If you
shoot those two red balloons'
482
00:23:36,281 --> 00:23:40,149
you will be doing
Gotham City a gigantic favor.
483
00:23:40,151 --> 00:23:42,751
Doing the city a big favor?
484
00:23:42,753 --> 00:23:44,285
What the devil? Why not?
485
00:23:44,287 --> 00:23:48,922
- Give us the guns, Penguin.
- Give them the umbrella gun.
486
00:23:49,089 --> 00:23:55,094
(male narrator) Batman and Robin, a swinging pair of dead ducks!
487
00:23:55,096 --> 00:23:57,896
What on earth can save them?
488
00:23:57,898 --> 00:24:01,432
Don't shoot, Commissioner! Don't shoot!
489
00:24:01,434 --> 00:24:03,467
All set, gentlemen?
490
00:24:03,469 --> 00:24:04,334
We're set.
491
00:24:04,336 --> 00:24:07,137
Now, on my instructions.
492
00:24:07,139 --> 00:24:09,139
Ready?
493
00:24:11,542 --> 00:24:12,775
Aim.
494
00:24:14,077 --> 00:24:16,178
Good grief! Good night!
495
00:24:16,180 --> 00:24:17,846
Double funeral tomorrow.
496
00:24:18,248 --> 00:24:22,250
Same bat-time, same bat-channel.
497
00:24:22,384 --> 00:24:25,886
Can you see any way out?
498
00:24:29,992 --> 00:24:32,093
[theme music]
499
00:24:32,095 --> 00:24:34,195
♪ Batman ♪
500
00:24:35,130 --> 00:24:37,131
♪ Batman ♪
501
00:24:38,333 --> 00:24:40,367
♪ Batman ♪
502
00:24:41,435 --> 00:24:43,469
♪ Batman ♪
503
00:24:44,804 --> 00:24:46,371
♪ Batman ♪
504
00:24:46,373 --> 00:24:47,839
♪ Batman ♪
505
00:24:47,841 --> 00:24:50,174
♪ Batman ♪
506
00:24:51,042 --> 00:24:52,842
♪ Batman ♪
507
00:24:52,844 --> 00:24:54,143
♪ Batman ♪
508
00:24:54,145 --> 00:24:56,211
♪ Batman ♪
509
00:25:01,750 --> 00:25:04,384
♪ Nana nana
nana nana na ♪
510
00:25:04,386 --> 00:25:07,320
♪ Batman ♪♪
511
00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:11,520
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