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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,133 --> 00:00:06,368 ? Batman ?? 2 00:00:09,438 --> 00:00:11,839 (male narrator) So far we have seen 3 00:00:11,841 --> 00:00:17,377 a peaceful matinee at a fashionable theater. 4 00:00:19,246 --> 00:00:21,413 Stick 'em up! 5 00:00:21,415 --> 00:00:22,280 Holy bombshell! 6 00:00:22,282 --> 00:00:26,284 The crook caught by the Penguin. 7 00:00:26,286 --> 00:00:27,285 The loot restored 8 00:00:27,287 --> 00:00:30,488 and a beautiful rich admirer found. 9 00:00:30,490 --> 00:00:38,462 Can it be? That waddling master of foul play gone straight? 10 00:00:38,464 --> 00:00:39,663 Grill that crook. 11 00:00:39,665 --> 00:00:43,433 Make him admit he's a Penguin stooge. 12 00:00:44,201 --> 00:00:47,836 Useless. The bird won't sing. 13 00:00:48,237 --> 00:00:51,739 In the steam room of the Millionaire's Club 14 00:00:51,741 --> 00:00:54,475 an attempted kidnap. 15 00:00:54,477 --> 00:01:00,214 Again foiled by The Penguin and his magic umbrella. 16 00:01:00,216 --> 00:01:06,853 The Penguin set up in business, rival to the dynamic duo. 17 00:01:07,521 --> 00:01:11,857 Alfred, the butler, an undercover agent.. 18 00:01:12,558 --> 00:01:15,726 ...caught in the act. 19 00:01:15,728 --> 00:01:18,228 A desperate escape. 20 00:01:18,529 --> 00:01:23,499 The Penguin must be after those priceless jewels. 21 00:01:24,467 --> 00:01:27,769 Bait for a clever Penguin trap. 22 00:01:29,238 --> 00:01:31,939 But Penguin's too clever. 23 00:01:32,307 --> 00:01:36,510 Holy backfire! What a catastrophe! 24 00:01:36,677 --> 00:01:39,211 Snap goes The Penguin trap. 25 00:01:39,213 --> 00:01:41,446 Cement filled umbrellas. 26 00:01:41,448 --> 00:01:45,716 Strung up behind a shooting gallery. 27 00:01:45,718 --> 00:01:49,653 Death at the unwitting hands of the police. 28 00:01:49,655 --> 00:01:54,457 Wait. The wildest is yet to come. 29 00:01:55,759 --> 00:01:59,394 [theme music] 30 00:02:07,970 --> 00:02:09,937 ? Batman ? 31 00:02:11,306 --> 00:02:13,440 ? Batman ? 32 00:02:14,508 --> 00:02:16,442 ? Batman ? 33 00:02:17,577 --> 00:02:19,644 ? Batman ? 34 00:02:20,612 --> 00:02:22,346 ? Batman ? 35 00:02:22,348 --> 00:02:23,814 ? Batman ? 36 00:02:23,816 --> 00:02:25,849 ? Batman ? 37 00:02:26,917 --> 00:02:28,617 ? Batman ? 38 00:02:28,619 --> 00:02:30,318 ? Batman ? 39 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:31,752 ? Batman ? 40 00:02:31,754 --> 00:02:35,655 ? Na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na ? 41 00:02:35,657 --> 00:02:38,891 ? Batman ?? 42 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:44,229 [intense music] 43 00:02:50,904 --> 00:02:52,704 (The Penguin) 'Now, gentlemen' 44 00:02:52,706 --> 00:02:54,839 'at my instructions.' 45 00:02:54,841 --> 00:02:56,674 'Ready?' 46 00:02:57,742 --> 00:02:59,442 'Aim.' 47 00:03:00,877 --> 00:03:01,776 Fire! 48 00:03:01,778 --> 00:03:03,077 [gunshots] 49 00:03:03,079 --> 00:03:06,647 [laughing] 50 00:03:06,781 --> 00:03:08,681 What's so funny, Penguin? 51 00:03:08,683 --> 00:03:09,915 Oh, the irony of it. 52 00:03:10,317 --> 00:03:14,052 - The exquisite humor. - Where's our check? 53 00:03:14,054 --> 00:03:16,421 The 1000 bucks for the police benevolent fund. 54 00:03:16,423 --> 00:03:20,191 Yes, with my gratitude, you've earned it. 55 00:03:20,325 --> 00:03:21,458 It's certified. 56 00:03:21,460 --> 00:03:22,158 Holy Hot Foot! 57 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:24,894 The bulletproof soles of our shoes sure saved our lives. 58 00:03:24,896 --> 00:03:28,497 The shock has luckily unjammed my Bat-knife too. 59 00:03:28,499 --> 00:03:31,199 I'll cut these ropes. 60 00:03:31,201 --> 00:03:34,068 We'll get out of here fast. 61 00:03:34,402 --> 00:03:35,034 Unh! 62 00:03:35,036 --> 00:03:38,771 You know, it's quite a recoil for a pop gun. 63 00:03:38,773 --> 00:03:41,974 You're right, Chief O'Hara. I noticed that myself. 64 00:03:41,976 --> 00:03:43,542 Hmm. 65 00:03:43,544 --> 00:03:46,278 Now, let's toss the costume corpses 66 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:50,849 over the pier. To the sharks with them. 67 00:03:53,519 --> 00:03:55,953 Great blubbering whale oil! 68 00:03:55,955 --> 00:03:57,321 They've evaporated! 69 00:03:57,323 --> 00:04:00,324 Slugged me when I wasn't lookin'. 70 00:04:00,326 --> 00:04:02,326 Batarangs! 71 00:04:04,495 --> 00:04:06,262 Curses! Curses! 72 00:04:06,264 --> 00:04:09,865 Now, we'll have to fight another round. 73 00:04:10,533 --> 00:04:11,766 [sighs] Gosh, Batman! 74 00:04:11,768 --> 00:04:15,970 I still think we should've crashed in and caged that bird. 75 00:04:15,972 --> 00:04:17,972 On what charge? 76 00:04:17,974 --> 00:04:19,707 Attempted murder. 77 00:04:19,709 --> 00:04:23,610 Commissioner Gordon and Chief O'Hara fired the guns. 78 00:04:23,612 --> 00:04:24,944 Ouch. Yes. 79 00:04:24,946 --> 00:04:26,011 We're the fugitives. 80 00:04:26,013 --> 00:04:27,912 We are wanted by the law for burglary. 81 00:04:27,914 --> 00:04:32,516 Besides, The Penguin had legally rented that amusement pier. 82 00:04:32,518 --> 00:04:35,685 - We are the trespassers. - Holy Nightmare! 83 00:04:35,687 --> 00:04:38,521 In this game, Penguin holds all the aces. 84 00:04:38,523 --> 00:04:42,024 He may be holding all the aces 85 00:04:42,026 --> 00:04:46,695 but tomorrow morning we play the trump card. 86 00:04:48,964 --> 00:04:53,067 Those masked menaces must be apprehended. 87 00:04:53,069 --> 00:04:54,334 I won't stand for it. 88 00:04:54,336 --> 00:04:55,268 A civil tongue, Penguin 89 00:04:55,270 --> 00:04:57,403 or I'll have you removed from my office. 90 00:04:57,405 --> 00:05:00,239 A civil tongue, is it? You watch out! 91 00:05:00,241 --> 00:05:03,809 I'll have you removed from your office. 92 00:05:03,811 --> 00:05:04,276 What? 93 00:05:04,278 --> 00:05:07,245 My influential friends won't like this. 94 00:05:07,247 --> 00:05:08,813 They'll have you thrown back 95 00:05:08,815 --> 00:05:10,915 into the department of sanitation 96 00:05:10,917 --> 00:05:15,085 where you belong for harboring wanted criminals. 97 00:05:15,087 --> 00:05:16,920 An outrageous accusation. 98 00:05:16,922 --> 00:05:20,890 Open your yap, Penguin. Make that charge again. 99 00:05:20,892 --> 00:05:22,725 I'm afraid, Penguin's right. 100 00:05:22,727 --> 00:05:24,126 My dear Miss Starr! 101 00:05:24,128 --> 00:05:28,964 Do you pretend you can't find these criminals, commissioner? 102 00:05:29,198 --> 00:05:30,231 What's the matter, commissioner? 103 00:05:30,233 --> 00:05:32,233 Your famous hotline out of order? 104 00:05:32,235 --> 00:05:35,402 Penguin, don't touch that phone! 105 00:05:35,936 --> 00:05:37,703 [beeping] 106 00:05:38,237 --> 00:05:40,838 - Yes, commissioner. - Quack, quack! 107 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:41,905 I'm on the track. 108 00:05:41,907 --> 00:05:45,675 - Penguin! - No answer, eh? Hmm? 109 00:05:45,677 --> 00:05:48,010 The heat is on, Batman. You'd better come in. 110 00:05:48,012 --> 00:05:50,178 And give yourself up on that burglary charge. 111 00:05:50,180 --> 00:05:53,080 Instantly. Do you understand? 112 00:05:53,082 --> 00:05:54,014 I'll see you, Penguin. 113 00:05:54,016 --> 00:05:58,284 I'll be at your Protective Agency Office in 25 minutes. 114 00:05:58,286 --> 00:06:02,388 Did you hear that? He's on his way to attack me. 115 00:06:02,390 --> 00:06:05,023 I demand protection. 116 00:06:05,357 --> 00:06:09,193 Penguin is within his rights, Chief O'Hara. 117 00:06:09,195 --> 00:06:11,295 Stake out the area. 118 00:06:11,297 --> 00:06:13,463 Arrest Batman. 119 00:06:13,465 --> 00:06:14,997 Yes, sir. 120 00:06:14,999 --> 00:06:16,765 [laughing] 121 00:06:20,770 --> 00:06:24,239 Get on the mobile Bat-phone. Call Commissioner Gordon. 122 00:06:24,241 --> 00:06:25,039 Roger. 123 00:06:25,041 --> 00:06:28,909 Give him the following instructions. 124 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:51,264 Come on, my fine frosty finks. Batman's on his way. 125 00:07:03,610 --> 00:07:04,276 Rargh! 126 00:07:04,278 --> 00:07:08,079 Well, the costumed crooks! The dressed-up desperadoes! 127 00:07:08,081 --> 00:07:11,615 Your super brain power has driven us mad, Penguin! 128 00:07:11,617 --> 00:07:12,382 Something snapped! 129 00:07:12,384 --> 00:07:16,185 (Batman) 'We don't care if we go up the river for a hundred years.' 130 00:07:16,187 --> 00:07:18,687 - 'We're getting you first!!' - Quick, my finks! Self-defense! 131 00:07:18,689 --> 00:07:22,624 The dynamic duo has flipped their wigs! 132 00:07:23,692 --> 00:07:25,759 [gunshots] 133 00:07:47,114 --> 00:07:50,116 [siren blaring] 134 00:07:52,786 --> 00:07:55,254 Batman, listen! The police! 135 00:07:55,256 --> 00:07:56,855 [siren blaring] 136 00:07:56,857 --> 00:07:59,624 Let's get out of here. 137 00:08:11,570 --> 00:08:13,470 [tires screeching] 138 00:08:15,306 --> 00:08:18,808 Surrender, Batman! We're taking you in. 139 00:08:19,442 --> 00:08:21,342 [tires screeching] 140 00:08:23,845 --> 00:08:26,246 [gunshots] 141 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:29,682 [siren blaring] 142 00:08:30,684 --> 00:08:32,584 [tires screeching] 143 00:08:33,386 --> 00:08:35,687 Get 'em, coppers! 144 00:08:37,089 --> 00:08:38,856 [gunshots] 145 00:08:39,691 --> 00:08:43,226 [gunshots continue] 146 00:08:59,042 --> 00:09:00,976 [gunshots continue] 147 00:09:03,946 --> 00:09:05,880 [gunshots continue] 148 00:09:09,985 --> 00:09:14,788 Oh, frabjous day! Callooh! Callay! 149 00:09:14,790 --> 00:09:16,823 Let's bag the Batmobile. 150 00:09:16,825 --> 00:09:20,159 Sensational idea! Come on! 151 00:09:30,970 --> 00:09:34,238 Let's see now. How do you run this dratted thing? 152 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:37,007 [engine sputtering] 153 00:09:37,208 --> 00:09:39,042 [engine revs] 154 00:09:51,455 --> 00:09:53,355 I'll call the morgue. 155 00:09:53,357 --> 00:09:58,326 Don't feel too sad, boys. You had to do it. 156 00:09:58,328 --> 00:09:59,561 There's nothin' so tragic 157 00:09:59,563 --> 00:10:03,565 as a good crime fighter turned bad. 158 00:10:11,240 --> 00:10:13,674 In view of their past services, I've given orders 159 00:10:13,676 --> 00:10:16,276 that they be buried with full police honors. 160 00:10:16,278 --> 00:10:18,978 Despite the fact they died as fugitive felons? 161 00:10:18,980 --> 00:10:20,612 Yes, George, despite that fact. 162 00:10:20,614 --> 00:10:23,748 Nothing can erase the memory of the deeds they performed 163 00:10:23,750 --> 00:10:26,517 before they...became unhinged. 164 00:10:26,519 --> 00:10:27,618 (George) 'Tell me, commissioner' 165 00:10:27,620 --> 00:10:30,921 'what do you think brought about this?' 166 00:10:30,923 --> 00:10:34,858 Batman and Robin dead? 167 00:10:34,860 --> 00:10:38,761 What in the world is going to become of us? 168 00:10:38,763 --> 00:10:43,265 Perhaps that's a better question than you realize, madam. 169 00:10:43,399 --> 00:10:46,667 How I wish Bruce and Dick were here. 170 00:10:46,669 --> 00:10:49,469 Maybe they could console me. 171 00:10:50,704 --> 00:10:53,572 I doubt that very much, Mrs. Cooper. 172 00:10:53,574 --> 00:10:54,773 I doubt it very much. 173 00:10:54,775 --> 00:10:58,309 - Thank you, commissioner. - Any time, George. 174 00:10:58,443 --> 00:10:59,509 - Hello, chief. - George. 175 00:10:59,511 --> 00:11:01,477 Uh, for your signature, commissioner. 176 00:11:01,479 --> 00:11:02,244 - Oh. - Yeah. 177 00:11:02,246 --> 00:11:04,613 It's a requisition slip for the ammo we used 178 00:11:04,615 --> 00:11:06,982 getting Batman and Robin on the big gunfight. 179 00:11:06,984 --> 00:11:08,783 Two hundred and ninety seven rounds 180 00:11:08,785 --> 00:11:10,651 including Tommy gun and pistol. 181 00:11:10,653 --> 00:11:12,886 - Strange, isn't it? - Isn't what strange? 182 00:11:12,888 --> 00:11:16,522 Two hundred and ninety seven rounds of blank ammunition. 183 00:11:16,524 --> 00:11:20,626 You know them blanks cost more than the real ones? 184 00:11:27,734 --> 00:11:31,369 Ah! Oh, what a thrill, Pengy darling. 185 00:11:31,371 --> 00:11:34,705 Driving in your Birdmobile through Gotham City 186 00:11:34,707 --> 00:11:36,873 on an anti-crime patrol. 187 00:11:36,875 --> 00:11:40,343 Birdmobile? What nerve? 188 00:11:40,345 --> 00:11:41,243 By whatever name 189 00:11:41,245 --> 00:11:44,946 that tiny TV transmitter we built at back of the fuel gauge 190 00:11:44,948 --> 00:11:45,880 is functioning perfectly. 191 00:11:45,882 --> 00:11:49,950 I just hope some foolish felon tries to start-- 192 00:11:49,952 --> 00:11:52,352 Look! Isn't that a holdup? 193 00:11:52,354 --> 00:11:55,855 Handover that payroll or get ventilated. 194 00:11:55,857 --> 00:11:57,756 Pengy, it is a holdup. 195 00:11:57,758 --> 00:12:01,192 Was a holdup up you mean. 196 00:12:02,194 --> 00:12:04,228 [screaming] 197 00:12:04,495 --> 00:12:06,128 [laughing] 198 00:12:06,130 --> 00:12:08,563 Oh, Pengy, you routed him. 199 00:12:08,565 --> 00:12:11,299 Oh, what a crime fighter. 200 00:12:11,301 --> 00:12:14,168 What a man of action. 201 00:12:16,271 --> 00:12:17,871 Holy mush! 202 00:12:17,873 --> 00:12:18,838 I bet your milkshake 203 00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:22,541 that so-called holdup Penguin just foiled 204 00:12:22,543 --> 00:12:23,542 was another charade. 205 00:12:23,544 --> 00:12:27,846 Gosh, Batman, I think it's time we came back from the grave 206 00:12:27,848 --> 00:12:29,814 and nail that brassy bird! 207 00:12:29,816 --> 00:12:30,381 Patience, Robin. 208 00:12:30,383 --> 00:12:33,217 Our seeming demise is our trump card. 209 00:12:33,219 --> 00:12:37,321 That and letting him steal the Batmobile. 210 00:12:38,423 --> 00:12:43,093 I'd sure like to try some of the special gimmicks we installed. 211 00:12:43,095 --> 00:12:46,196 Don't worry, Robin. We'll have time. 212 00:12:46,198 --> 00:12:50,567 Just as soon as The Penguin reveals his plot. 213 00:12:50,569 --> 00:12:54,837 I know it has something to do with Sophia Starr. 214 00:12:54,839 --> 00:12:57,573 Sweet Sophia. 215 00:12:57,575 --> 00:13:00,842 Darling Pengy birdie. 216 00:13:00,844 --> 00:13:03,845 Holy Romeo and Juliet! 217 00:13:14,223 --> 00:13:18,359 Sophia...look into my eyes. 218 00:13:18,927 --> 00:13:20,861 Will you? 219 00:13:20,863 --> 00:13:23,029 Will you? 220 00:13:23,864 --> 00:13:24,997 Will you? 221 00:13:24,999 --> 00:13:27,499 Oh, yes, Penguin. 222 00:13:27,501 --> 00:13:31,102 Yes, yes. 223 00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:33,236 Oh, yes. 224 00:13:33,238 --> 00:13:34,870 Yeah. 225 00:13:40,943 --> 00:13:44,145 - Solid gold dinner sets. - Check. 226 00:13:44,147 --> 00:13:48,549 Diamond studded electric can opener. 227 00:13:48,551 --> 00:13:49,349 Check. 228 00:13:49,351 --> 00:13:52,418 - Oil well. - Check. 229 00:13:52,420 --> 00:13:54,219 Oil well? 230 00:13:54,221 --> 00:13:56,554 The deeds in the envelope, stupid. 231 00:13:56,556 --> 00:13:59,456 From the bride's uncle in Texas. 232 00:13:59,458 --> 00:14:00,490 Wow! 233 00:14:00,492 --> 00:14:02,358 [door closes] 234 00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:04,993 The guests have come. 235 00:14:04,995 --> 00:14:06,094 - Everything set? - Yeah. 236 00:14:06,096 --> 00:14:11,099 The bomb we placed in the water pipes ought to go off right.. 237 00:14:11,967 --> 00:14:13,567 [explosion] 238 00:14:22,076 --> 00:14:25,178 [Penguin laughing] 239 00:14:26,580 --> 00:14:27,913 Perfect, eh? 240 00:14:28,315 --> 00:14:29,580 Good gracious! What happened? 241 00:14:29,582 --> 00:14:31,582 Oh, nothing to bother you, my little love. 242 00:14:31,584 --> 00:14:33,951 One of those dratted water pipes seems to have burst. 243 00:14:33,953 --> 00:14:38,055 Luckily, we brought some water buckets and umbrellas too. 244 00:14:38,057 --> 00:14:40,924 Enough for small list of distinguished guests. 245 00:14:40,926 --> 00:14:42,825 Oh, you are fantastic, Penguin. 246 00:14:42,827 --> 00:14:44,927 Is there anything you're not prepared for? 247 00:14:44,929 --> 00:14:48,797 I hope not, my sweet...muah. I hope not. 248 00:14:50,966 --> 00:14:54,702 What? It seems to be rainin' in here? 249 00:14:54,704 --> 00:14:56,336 [indistinct] 250 00:14:56,338 --> 00:14:58,104 Man the buckets, my good man. 251 00:14:58,106 --> 00:14:59,605 Sure thing, Mr. Penguin. 252 00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:01,406 ...it's raining in here. 253 00:15:01,408 --> 00:15:04,075 It's raining in the house. 254 00:15:04,943 --> 00:15:07,911 I've never seen anything like this. 255 00:15:07,913 --> 00:15:11,447 Pass out the emergency umbrellas, Dove. 256 00:15:11,449 --> 00:15:13,849 Right away, Mr. Penguin. 257 00:15:13,851 --> 00:15:15,517 Hi. 258 00:15:19,388 --> 00:15:23,524 Here you are, folks. Take your umbrellas. 259 00:15:23,526 --> 00:15:26,693 Oh, he's going to give us umbrellas. 260 00:15:26,695 --> 00:15:29,962 The Penguin and umbrellas? It spells trouble. 261 00:15:29,964 --> 00:15:33,498 Well, sure then I'm glad we're on the guest list. 262 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,766 - Oh. - Yes. 263 00:15:37,068 --> 00:15:39,702 [Penguin laughing] 264 00:15:39,869 --> 00:15:41,436 Oh! 265 00:15:41,438 --> 00:15:43,404 How charming and unusual! 266 00:15:43,406 --> 00:15:45,539 An indoor wedding in the rain. 267 00:15:45,541 --> 00:15:48,975 All the gifts are on display and we have a charming buffet. 268 00:15:48,977 --> 00:15:52,678 Open your umbrellas. It's raining heavily in here. 269 00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:55,814 - Yes. - Watch the bucket. 270 00:15:59,118 --> 00:16:02,720 How do you do? How do you do? 271 00:16:05,790 --> 00:16:08,792 Thank you. Thank you. 272 00:16:14,999 --> 00:16:16,065 [explosion] 273 00:16:16,067 --> 00:16:19,068 [all screaming] 274 00:16:20,904 --> 00:16:22,571 [laughs] 275 00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:32,880 [all screaming] 276 00:16:39,888 --> 00:16:43,190 Great Scot! The wedding presents. 277 00:16:43,192 --> 00:16:46,526 One of your criminals has done that. 278 00:16:46,528 --> 00:16:50,663 He's taken advantage of this bizarre confusion 279 00:16:50,665 --> 00:16:51,697 to steal my dowry. 280 00:16:51,699 --> 00:16:54,766 If you want to see the crook who's behind this 281 00:16:54,768 --> 00:16:56,033 look in the mirror. 282 00:16:56,035 --> 00:16:58,201 Mirror, mirror. 283 00:16:58,203 --> 00:17:04,907 Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest fink of all? 284 00:17:06,309 --> 00:17:09,344 [all gasping] 285 00:17:14,817 --> 00:17:17,418 [gasps] Oh! 286 00:17:18,453 --> 00:17:19,553 Pengy, they fainted! 287 00:17:19,555 --> 00:17:23,023 Well, don't get upset. We'll get to the bottom of this. 288 00:17:23,025 --> 00:17:25,725 - Eagle-Eye, Dove, come here. - Yes. 289 00:17:25,727 --> 00:17:27,460 - Let's go. - Where to, boss? 290 00:17:27,462 --> 00:17:31,630 Well, the criminals must be below. Quick, to the elevator. 291 00:17:31,632 --> 00:17:35,967 We'll apprehend them. Or we'll die in the attempt. 292 00:17:35,969 --> 00:17:39,370 Yes, yes. Oh. 293 00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:45,042 Behold! What a criminal cornucopia! 294 00:17:45,044 --> 00:17:48,779 - Penguin, you're a genius. - Of course, I'm a genius. 295 00:17:48,781 --> 00:17:51,782 It's too bad that our two costume clowns 296 00:17:51,784 --> 00:17:53,984 aren't here to see my triumph. 297 00:17:53,986 --> 00:17:55,652 Into our Birdmobile. 298 00:17:55,654 --> 00:17:58,921 'We'll fly like the wind to our secret' 299 00:17:58,923 --> 00:18:01,690 'impregnable hideaway.' 300 00:18:13,502 --> 00:18:14,969 [laughing] 301 00:18:15,371 --> 00:18:20,207 ? On the brilliant bird of mine On the brilliant bird of mine ?? 302 00:18:20,209 --> 00:18:25,278 A fortune in wedding gifts and still a bachelor. 303 00:18:27,114 --> 00:18:30,349 What a dastardly twisted plot! 304 00:18:30,351 --> 00:18:31,983 That Penguin's some foul bird. 305 00:18:31,985 --> 00:18:34,285 Not only robbing his own wedding, but leaving 306 00:18:34,287 --> 00:18:35,753 that trusting girl at the altar. 307 00:18:35,755 --> 00:18:38,021 - Let's go get him, huh? - Right you are, Robin. 308 00:18:38,023 --> 00:18:40,089 Let's see how his course is coming in 309 00:18:40,091 --> 00:18:43,225 on the mobile Bat-cycle Bat-scanner. 310 00:18:43,426 --> 00:18:46,394 He's just passing Gotham City limits. 311 00:18:46,396 --> 00:18:48,329 Right, let's go. 312 00:18:54,169 --> 00:18:57,171 ? A bachelor's life is the life for me ? 313 00:18:57,173 --> 00:19:00,240 ? Titwillow titwillow titwillow ? 314 00:19:00,242 --> 00:19:03,443 ? A bachelor's life is the life for me ? 315 00:19:03,445 --> 00:19:04,811 ? Titwillow ? 316 00:19:04,813 --> 00:19:06,145 ? Titwillow ? 317 00:19:06,147 --> 00:19:09,014 ? Titwillow ?? 318 00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:14,286 We're gaining, Batman. 319 00:19:14,288 --> 00:19:18,957 Bat-scanner says range 7-4-9-0. 320 00:19:22,361 --> 00:19:25,029 Lucky for us he doesn't know how to actuate 321 00:19:25,031 --> 00:19:27,698 the super speed afterburner. 322 00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:30,701 Time to jolt him with our gimmicks, huh? 323 00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:31,334 Roger. 324 00:19:31,336 --> 00:19:33,436 We'll start by giving his two stooges 325 00:19:33,438 --> 00:19:35,638 a short sweet voyage into space. 326 00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:39,642 Here goes the remote control ejection button. 327 00:19:43,847 --> 00:19:45,881 Eagle-Eye! Dove! 328 00:19:45,883 --> 00:19:47,516 Thundering feathers! 329 00:19:47,518 --> 00:19:51,453 I must have accidentally hit some dratted button. 330 00:19:51,754 --> 00:19:56,090 Now, for amusing fun with the doors. 331 00:19:57,058 --> 00:19:58,091 [humming] 332 00:19:58,093 --> 00:20:01,060 [mumbling] 333 00:20:01,062 --> 00:20:02,828 [grunting] 334 00:20:03,529 --> 00:20:06,898 Fouled up second hand car I say. 335 00:20:06,900 --> 00:20:10,434 Blazing icebergs! 336 00:20:10,436 --> 00:20:15,105 This bird is beginning to fly here! 337 00:20:15,107 --> 00:20:19,642 Come here, you black raven.. 338 00:20:19,644 --> 00:20:21,110 Look. Look at him, Robin. 339 00:20:21,112 --> 00:20:23,779 That crooked bird is going crazy. 340 00:20:23,781 --> 00:20:24,646 Be careful, Batman. 341 00:20:24,648 --> 00:20:27,715 We don't want him to smash up the Batmobile. 342 00:20:27,717 --> 00:20:28,549 Good point, Robin. 343 00:20:28,551 --> 00:20:32,185 I'll take over the steering now by remote control. 344 00:20:34,855 --> 00:20:37,957 [tires screeching] 345 00:20:39,559 --> 00:20:42,527 [mumbling] 346 00:21:00,012 --> 00:21:01,545 Great meltin' icebergs! 347 00:21:01,547 --> 00:21:04,681 This beast seems out of my control. 348 00:21:04,683 --> 00:21:06,883 [tires screeching] 349 00:21:08,552 --> 00:21:10,920 Watch the range now. 350 00:21:10,922 --> 00:21:11,787 1-6-0-2. 351 00:21:11,789 --> 00:21:16,958 Hold tight, Penguin. Emergency turn coming up. 352 00:21:20,128 --> 00:21:22,629 [tires screeching] 353 00:21:23,631 --> 00:21:26,466 Forget the scenic route, you black vulture. 354 00:21:26,468 --> 00:21:29,602 Just get me back on the main road. 355 00:21:33,907 --> 00:21:36,909 Look, Batman, Penguin's ugly guts. 356 00:21:36,911 --> 00:21:39,711 Let's rack 'em up, huh? 357 00:21:41,013 --> 00:21:44,181 You see what I see, Dove. 358 00:21:44,183 --> 00:21:45,715 What is it, Eagle-Eye? 359 00:21:45,717 --> 00:21:48,918 I see ghosts on a Bat-cycle! 360 00:21:52,088 --> 00:21:56,124 Ghosts, huh? I don't think you crooks have the right spirit! 361 00:21:56,126 --> 00:21:57,892 [gunshots] 362 00:22:07,202 --> 00:22:10,704 The Batmobile. Let's get the controls. 363 00:22:15,242 --> 00:22:17,776 [tires screeching] 364 00:22:18,577 --> 00:22:20,878 Back from the grave, you tricksters, eh? 365 00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:23,947 Back to send you on a honeymoon cruise, Penguin. 366 00:22:23,949 --> 00:22:24,814 Up the river to the pen! 367 00:22:24,816 --> 00:22:28,884 - Gone straight, huh? - We'll straighten you out! 368 00:22:29,819 --> 00:22:31,586 [gunshot] 369 00:22:36,291 --> 00:22:38,825 [Penguin grunting] 370 00:22:45,065 --> 00:22:49,601 - Case closed, Batman? - Yes, except for one detail. 371 00:22:49,603 --> 00:22:52,604 - What's that? - The Batmobile. 372 00:22:52,606 --> 00:22:56,107 We'll have to have it fumigated. 373 00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:10,188 Here you are, Miss Starr. All the stolen gifts recovered. 374 00:23:10,190 --> 00:23:11,989 I wonder. 375 00:23:11,991 --> 00:23:13,190 What Miss Starr? 376 00:23:13,192 --> 00:23:14,991 The love and affection I'd provide. 377 00:23:14,993 --> 00:23:17,793 It might be just the thing that would turn him 378 00:23:17,795 --> 00:23:20,095 into an honest, law-abiding citizen. 379 00:23:20,097 --> 00:23:21,029 Great scot, Miss Starr! 380 00:23:21,031 --> 00:23:25,433 You'd still consider becoming that crooked bird's wife? 381 00:23:25,435 --> 00:23:26,700 Why not? 382 00:23:26,702 --> 00:23:27,834 I'd make him a nest 383 00:23:27,836 --> 00:23:30,736 where he'd feel warm and protected and loved. 384 00:23:30,738 --> 00:23:34,306 It's a challenge to quicken any woman's heart. 385 00:23:36,075 --> 00:23:39,043 Officer, bring in Penguin. 386 00:23:43,314 --> 00:23:45,682 Oh, my dear, Pengy. 387 00:23:45,684 --> 00:23:47,717 - My poor little sick bird. - It was mine. 388 00:23:47,719 --> 00:23:52,021 I tell you it was all in my grip. This was my oil well. 389 00:23:52,023 --> 00:23:55,257 And this is my solid gold dinner silver. 390 00:23:55,259 --> 00:23:58,393 And this was my diamond-studded can opener. 391 00:23:58,395 --> 00:24:00,728 You greedy bird! Have you no conscience? 392 00:24:00,730 --> 00:24:04,098 This woman loves you. She's still willing to marry you. 393 00:24:04,100 --> 00:24:06,200 Who, me? The Penguin? 394 00:24:06,202 --> 00:24:08,402 Married and kept in a bathtub? 395 00:24:08,404 --> 00:24:12,739 I love you, Pengy. I'd try very hard to reform you. 396 00:24:12,741 --> 00:24:15,174 Great heavenly ice floats! 397 00:24:15,176 --> 00:24:18,177 Take me to prison! 398 00:24:19,684 --> 00:24:23,687 Next week, return match with the Riddler. 399 00:24:26,057 --> 00:24:27,524 [theme music] 400 00:24:28,559 --> 00:24:31,027 ? Batman ? 401 00:24:31,795 --> 00:24:34,062 ? Batman ? 402 00:24:34,963 --> 00:24:37,130 ? Batman ? 403 00:24:38,098 --> 00:24:40,199 ? Batman ? 404 00:24:41,134 --> 00:24:42,901 ? Batman ? 405 00:24:42,903 --> 00:24:44,569 ? Batman ? 406 00:24:44,571 --> 00:24:46,671 ? Batman ? 407 00:24:47,673 --> 00:24:49,140 ? Batman ? 408 00:24:49,142 --> 00:24:50,908 ? Batman ? 409 00:24:50,910 --> 00:24:53,010 ? Batman ? 410 00:24:58,149 --> 00:25:00,984 ? Na-na na-na na-na na-na na ? 411 00:25:00,986 --> 00:25:04,587 ? Batman ?? 412 00:25:04,787 --> 00:25:08,787 Subtitles synced by TiVa 28863

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