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[male narrator]
Previously on "The OC.."

She came back.

So, I guess that
means you're going home.

You're his mother.

I'm a mess, not a mother.

You can't walk away.

This way he ends up
with a real mom.

It's very sweet that you're
so concerned about this boy

but you need to focus
on the future, which means Luke.

She chose you.
You're the one she wants.

- I wanna sail to Tahiti.
- You'll take this to Tahiti?

- How much do you need?
- It's a $100,000.

The check that you guys gave
Jimmy, we needed that 100 grand.

- Ryan's gonna stay with us now.
- That's awesome.

We just got in way
over our heads.

Oh.
Heh heh.

Oh! Oh, really?
You-you think so?

I do.

We'll see about that,
Monkey Pox.

[grunts]

[sighs]

So, the pupil has become
the teacher.

- Hey, guys.
- Hey.

Who died?

Seth, we need to talk to Ryan.

Okay.

If this has to do
with the rug though

I just want to
tell you that

Ryan had nothing
to do with it.

What about the rug?

I'm gonna go now.

So..

Kirsten and I went
to Child Services this morning.

And we told them that, uh..

That we want you
to stay with us.

But there's a catch.

Because you're a minor

the only way they're
gonna allow that to happen

is if we assume all
legal responsibility for you.

I can't ask you guys to do that.

Well, you don't have to.
We're asking you.

We've all talked about it.

And we want to be
your legal guardians.

We want you to be
part of the family.

If you wanna be.

What if it doesn't work?

- Well, how do you mean?
- Uh..

What if something happens
and you guys change your mind?

Like what?

You steal a car?
You burn down a house?

You beat up the captain
of the water polo team?

Those ships have sailed,
my friend.

You just have to promise us
that you'll stay out of trouble.

- From now on, no more fights.
- You're still on probation.

'And Child Services will be
up our ass all the time.'

No more trouble. I promise.

Well..

[sighs]

Welcome to the family.

[chuckles]
Thanks, guys.

[both chuckling]

Okay, Seth.
You can come out now.

[laughing]

You knew about this
and didn't say anything.

- I didn't wanna jinx it.
- Mm-hmm.

Dude, you're a Cohen now.

Welcome to a life of insecurity
and paralyzing self-doubt.

Yeah.

Now all I have to do is

stay out of trouble.

Yeah, that could be..

...difficult.

[sighs]

["California"
by Phantom Planet]

♪ California
here we come ♪

♪ Right back
where we started from ♪

♪ California ♪

♪ California ♪

♪ Here we come ♪

♪ Oh ♪♪

You're gonna need
bedding and towels.

Uh, how's the bed, Ryan?
Is it comfortable?

Yeah, it's..

Heh. It's fine.
It's great.

Uh, we really want you
to have your privacy

but this is a pool house.
It needs a little warmth.

You'll need chairs
and a desk and a bookshelf.

Plasma flat screen,
a couple of turntables, minibar.

And we should
clean all this out

so that you have room
for some of your..

Right, you don't have any stuff,
which means we've gotta go

shopping for clothes
and shoes and underpants.

Mom, don't say "Underpants."

I've got everything I need.
Really.

I bet you don't have a tux.
'Cause you're gonna need one.

- For what?
- For Cotillion.

It's the annual debutante ball.
It's Newport's biggest event.

Until whatever's next week.

It's the day when Newport's
most accomplished

young women make their
formal debut into society.

Hmm, or another excuse
for them to get wasted

and throw up
on themselves.

Hey, I was a deb,
I made my debut

at this very Country Club
not so many years ago.

- The year was--
- Hey, watch it.

You know what?

- Uh, maybe I should skip it.
- You have to go.

It's a family tradition.
And you're part of the family.

[Peggy]
'Hello, dear.'

- Hi, Peggy.
- Hi.

- How are you?
- I'm good.

- And how's it going?
- Oh, it will be fine.

Oh, the fitting area's
back there.

- Alright.
- Thank you.

Come on, boys.
It'll be fun.

[Jimmy]
'Sandy!'

Hey, Jimmy.

- Got some surfing in, huh?
- Yeah. Late court date.

Gotta take advantage.

I used to have hobbies.

Look, uh, I know
you're not thrilled with me.

When I borrowed
the money from Kirsten

I should have asked you.

I-I wasn't going
behind your back.

Look, it's done.
Let's move on.

I was, uh, I was afraid
of what you'd think of me.

Losing as much money
as I have is a..

...not an impressive
accomplishment.

- How much money did you lose?
- Oh! Look..

- It's not important.
- How'd you lose it?

Look, the important thing is,
is I don't know what Julie and I

would do without friends
like you and Kirsten.

So everything's okay?

Oh, yeah.
Yeah.

Thank you.

- I'll see you around.
- See you.

Okay, pick whatever you want.
We have Gucci, Armani.

Versace's over there.

Hi, um, I'm picking up
for Marissa Cooper.

- Hey.
- Hey.

What are you doing here?

I, uh..

...had an appointment
with my personal shopper.

But I thought you said
you were leaving with your mom.

It didn't really work out,
so I'm kind of living

with the Cohens.

For good?

Is that...gonna be a problem?

No, no, it's great. I mean,
I guess now we can be friends.

Right?

Hey, Coop. Ugh.

These gloves are giving me
serious sausage arms.

What are you still doing here?

I thought you were
going back to Chino.

I had a change of plans.

- Ryan's living here now.
- He's what?

[Ryan]
Look, I'm not here
to cause problems.

Is everything alright?

- I'll be in the truck.
- Great.

Marissa, I was
gonna call you.

Since you're
lead deb, uh..

Seth?

I wanted to introduce you
to a couple of white knights.

In case any of your girls
needed a last-minute escort.

[chuckles]
Okay.

Every girl needs
a white knight.

Seth Cohen,
white knight.

So, uh, you'll be
at the rehearsal?

Yes, absolutely.

See you then.

Bye.

Cotillion rocks.

[Marissa]
You want me
to fix you up with Ryan?

I mean, I thought you said
he was a "Total psycho."

Well, that was before
I got to know him.

Wait, when did you
get to know him?

Just now.

Plus, I mean, there's that

whole brooding bad-boy thing.

He's wounded.
I can save him.

I mean, have you ever
really talked to him though?

'Cause he's not
really a bad boy.

Well, he will be by the time
I get through with him.

["Why Can't I" overhead]

What? You're not,
like, into him, are you?

I mean, you're with Luke, right?

- Right.
- Good.

♪ And I've got
someone waiting too ♪♪

[male #1]
'Sandy Cohen?'

I'm with the Securities
and Exchange Commission

Enforcement Division.

Okay.

I was hoping you can
help me out with a case

that I'm investigating.

Sure. What can I do for you?

Were you aware, Mr. Cohen,
that a check your wife made out

to a James Cooper
for $100,000

was not treated
as an investment

but as a direct deposit
into his personal account?

Yeah, it wasn't an investment.
It was a loan.

My wife and Jimmy are old,
you know..

What's this about?

Did you know Mr. Cooper
is currently the subject

of an SEC fraud investigation?

No.

No, I didn't.

[instrumental music]

Hey, white gloves,
ready for a comeback.

Hey. What are you doing home?

Fellas, you mind?

Oh. Uh, if this is
about the vase..

- Which vase?
- Hmm, nothing.

Uh, let's go, Ryan.
Come on, buddy.

What's going on?

Okay. So..

I think I'm not
going to Cotillion.

Yeah, okay.
Except that you are.

I made a promise to your parents

that I'd stay out of trouble.

Yeah, it's a debutante ball.

What kind of trouble
can you get into?

I don't know.
Why don't you ask Luke?

Ryan, we're white knights, okay?

That means Marissa
probably already has some sad

lonely girl,
all lined up for you to escort

so you can't just call
and cancel at the last minute.

'That's a faux pas,buddy.'

Would you call her?

No.

If you're gonna bail
on Marissa and some, like

poor, pathetic, dateless girl

'just gonna have
to do that one yourself.'

Are you sure?

According to these guys,
Jimmy's been siphoning money

out of his clients' accounts
to cover his own debts.

How could we not know
something like this?

Because we trusted the guy.

Everybody did. This entire
community wrote him

blank checks
and never asked any questions.

- You gave him a 100 grand.
- It was just a loan.

Which, according to the SEC

makes us
worth investigating too.

I'm gonna be sick.

I'm gonna have to call
our friends and let them know.

Sandy, wait.
You're just gonna panic people.

Don't do anything
until I talk to him, okay?

Put your personal feelings
for this guy aside.

- Forget about your history.
- He's one of my oldest friends.

If it's true, I just
need to hear it from him.

[Marissa]
I'm coming.

Hey, you're,
um, at my house.

I, uh.. Well, I, I wanted to
talk to you about Cotillion.

Oh. Okay, well, um..

I was just trying this on
and I can't seem to reach the..

Did you want me to, um..

I could..
D-do you want me to, uh..

Yeah. You know, actually,
if you wouldn't mind.

["Lazy Days" by Leona Naess]

♪ Why can't you be with me ♪

♪ Watching American TV ♪

♪ We'll order in Chinese ♪

♪ And ask the world
to stay away please ♪♪

[chuckles]
Thanks.

So, what's up with Cotillion?

What time did you want me there?

[Jimmy]
'I'm-I'm so sorry.'

I-I never meant for you
to be dragged in like this.

How did this happen?

I mean, I understand
a couple of bad investments.

- But theft?
- Theft? No, no, no.

[Julie]
Okay, honey, so we're gonna..

- Oh, Kirsten.
- Julie.

Jimmy didn't tell me
you were coming by.

She just stopped by to ask
a quick business question.

- A quickie, huh?
- Julie.

I'm kidding.
So, we're off.

Uh, Kaitlin needs
new shoes for Cotillion.

Then we're test-driving the CLK,
and then I have to re-up

'Marissa's tennis lessons
at the club'

so which credit card
should I use?

Uh, the MasterCard.

- 'What about the Amex?'
- No.

Don't use the Amex.
The, uh..

Get the miles.

Okay.

You two have fun.

Well, now that the how and why
have been accounted for..

Look, I-I was
not stealing. I was..

I was borrowing
to pay back my debts.

And then the market took a turn,
and, uh, you know, there we are.

You were stealing.

I-I can't say no
to my family.

I'll pay everything back.
I just need that one stock.

- That one stock.
- Jimmy, you need help.

[sighs]

Yeah, well,
who's gonna help me?

[instrumental music]

So, uh, what exactly happens
at this rehearsal?

Just, uh,
stupid Cotillion stuff.

Bowing and curtsying.

One, two, three.
One, two, three.

Try to enjoy this, please.
One, two..

Dancing? You didn't
tell me there was dancing.

Well, if I told you
there was dancing

I'd be here by myself right now.

Because I really,
uh...don't dance.

Uh-huh. Neither do I.
I just move well.

You want me
to teach you that one?

Huh? Maybe later.
You ready?

Take your places.

Hey, guys. So can I
introduce you to your debs?

We've already met.

Oh, well, actually, Summer

Ryan's already been promised
to someone else.

I can't believe this.
You gave him to someone else?

Who? Who's pathetic enough
not to have a date

the day before Cotillion?

Actually, at this point,
that would be you.

Um, so, Anna Stern,
this is Ryan Atwood.

Guys, Anna just moved here
from Pittsburgh.

Pittsburgh? Ew!

Can we just get this over with?

Caliente.

[piano music]

- Hey, it's not that bad.
- You haven't seen me dance.

Well, I can help you.

So, like, what am I
supposed to do?

[coughing]
Over here.

[whistling]

- Fine. Let's go.
- Are you sure?

- Because i-if you're not--
- Just don't talk to me.

Alright, I get it,
our, uh..

Our connection's
a little bit deeper than words.

That's it. I'm done. I'm sorry.
Uh, chock-full of quiet now.

[music continues]

Okay. So you guys
will be over here.

If you want to, go ahead
and get into waltz position.

Which means, Anna, you put your
left hand on Ryan's shoulder.

Um, no, not like that.
Here, watch.

Okay? Now, Ryan, you put
your right hand on my back.

Lower.

[instrumental music]

Okay. Good. Good.

I'd be pretty jealous
right now..

...if Chino wasn't gay.

- Luke.
- What? No.

It doesn't bother me. I mean,
he's born that way, right?

Thanks. I think we can
take it from here.

Okay.

[whistles]

You're into her, huh?

Man, are you in trouble.

- I know.
- Yeah.

- Yeah.
- Come on.

[music continues]

[Peggy]
'Alright, darlings, listen up.'

Let's review
the classic waltz step.

Phillip?

And..

One, two, three.
One, two, three.

One, two, three.
One, two, three.

- 'Smile, please.'
- That kid is stalking you.

He is not.
He's my neighbor.

And he's not going anywhere,
so you're just gonna have

to get used to him.

What I'm never
gonna get used to

is that kid macking on you

every time I turn my back.

So you don't trust me?

No, I..

I don't trust anybody else.

Not around you.

[music continues]

- Wait.
- 'Slow down.'

Are you the kid from Chino
who steals cars

and sets peoples
houses on fire?

So you're saying
I'm making my debut

into society
with Newport's most wanted?

- Is that gonna be a problem?
- I can't wait.

Absolutely not.

As happy as I am
that you came all the way out

to my office to visit me..

...the answer is no.

Corey! I need that file
on Nerodner versus Caplin.

And I-I do need
the INS report on my 4:30.

I got a two-time drug offender
they want to deport.

- Fifteen years old.
- Sandy, he needs help.

Jimmy Cooper?

He stole from his clients,
he stole from his friends.

And then he had the nerve

to borrow $100,000
from us to cover it up.

He was trying to provide
for his family.

Yeah. Boats, ponies..

So you'll defend a two-time
drug offender, but you won't--

- Yes!
- My clients are kids.

Who have no hope,
no guidance, nothing.

Jimmy Cooper is just another
spoiled Newport brat

'who had everything
handed to him.'

- Like me.
- No. Not like you.

Youwould never lie.
Youwould never steal.

I would like to think that,
but the truth is

there isn't anything that
I wouldn't do for my family.

I'll see you at home.

[instrumental music]

Three hours of dancing.

I feel like I could go
for three more.

Ryan. So Anna seemed nice.

I mean, I just figured
she's new and you're new, so..

Yeah.

Great. Good.

Hey, Holl, I was just gonna tell
about the cookout tonight.

Yeah. It's in my house. I do it
every year for Cotillion.

- You didn't do it last year.
- Yeah, we did.

- Ouch.
- See you tonight.

- Bye, sweetie.
- See you there.

Um, you really think
that's such a great idea?

Yeah, I do. I mean,
you're living here now

and there's no reason why
we all can't hang out, right?

- I can think of a reason.
- Yeah. I'm not going.

Wait.
Dude, I don't wanna go alone.

- Summer's gonna be there.
- Yeah, well, I'm still going.

I would just prefer
not to go alone. Listen to me.

We're like brothers now, okay?

That means we do stuff
for each other.

For instance,
if you do this for me

somewhere down the line

I'm gonna be able to do
something for you.

I don't know
what it's gonna be yet

but it's gonna be awesome.

Please?

[Greg]
Here we are.
Thank you very much.

Okay.
Here we go, sweetheart.

Get that. Check.
Make sure we got everything.

- Hey, Jimmy Cooper.
- Hey.

- Just the man I wanted to see.
- Hey, Greg. Hey, Holly.

- Hey, Mr. Cooper.
- Somebody's havin' a party.

Yeah, Holly's
hosting this thing

for the debs
out at the beach house.

That's right.
Marissa's going.

Have a good time.

Honey, take these
down to the car.

- I'll be right there. Okay?
- Okay.

Hi, I'm picking up for,
uh, Cooper.

Listen, Jimmy, uh,
I haven't heard back from you.

- Did you get my messages?
- Oh, yeah, I'm sorry.

You know, work has-has been
so crazy. But what's going on?

Well, I've been asked
to invest in this commercial

real-estate property
and I think

it could be a nice
second income for us.

Might end up
our only income the way

the pharmaceutical
industry's going.

That sounds,
that sounds promising.

Yeah, so, um..

...we're gonna
have to pull $250,000

out of the investment account.

Oh, I..

Are you sure
you wanna do that?

I mean, uh, with the market
about to turn around?

Sir? I'm sorry, but, uh, your
credit card's been declined.

Um.. Oh, it's a,
it's a new card.

And I forgot
to activate it.

Did you wanna
use another card?

- Uh..
- Dad!

I'm gonna be late
to my own party.

Okay, honey.
Um, listen.

I'll call you tomorrow
about the details, alright.

Just bring the check to-to,
uh, the, uh, Cotillion.

Enjoy your meal.

Um..

I'll just,
I'll just pay with cash.

["Play Some D" by Brassy]

♪ Play some D ♪

Give me ten minutes
to find Summer.

Lock it down for tomorrow.
See where the night takes me.

Better take you right back here
in ten minutes.

Okay. Don't wait up.

[Summer]
Come on, Holly,
I'll trade you

two tickets
to Jack Johnson

a massage at Burke Williams
and all the money

I have on me,
which is $11.

Hm. Sorry, Summer,
I don't wanna trade escorts.

Hey, Summer.

What did I say
about talking to me?

Okay, I just..
I just wanted to make sure

we're still on
for tomorrow night.

I guess.

Could you even pretend
to be a little bit stoked?

Fair enough.

Oh, you're a really good
barbecue-tionist.

♪ I'm gonna ♪

♪ Play play ♪

♪ I'm gonna play some D ♪

♪ I'm gonna take total control ♪

Here it is,
eat th..

Oh, shit!

♪ Really serve you ♪

♪ What you've been begging for ♪

♪ Try and boss me ♪

'You lost a bet.
You lost a bet.'

'You gotta pay up.'

♪ 'Cause I don't take it ♪

♪ I dictate it ♪

♪ Spell it O-U-T ♪

♪ I'm gonna ♪

♪ Play play play ♪

♪ Play some D ♪

♪ I'm gonna ♪

♪ Play play play ♪

♪ Play some D ♪

♪ I'm gonna play play ♪

You sure you wanna
be seen with me?

Hey, I'm glad you came.

I mean, how could you
possibly miss all this?

♪ Play some D ♪

I'm gonna go.

Hey, we're not doing
anything wrong.

Well, now that you've moved in

I see you're making yourself
right at home.

Luke, come on.
You said you were gonna try.

I'm trying.

I-I'm trying to understand

why there's
all these people here

and you only
want to talk to her.

Hey, I wanted to talk to him.

Look, babe, why don't you
go talk to Summer, alright?

She looks kinda lonely.

Or you can,
and I'll just stay

and finish talking to Ryan.

It's okay.
I'm just gonna go.

- No. Stay.
- What are you doing?

Don't tell him he can stay.

Don't tell her what to do.

I thought you were leaving.

Why don't I just help you out?

♪ Play play play ♪

♪ Play some D ♪

I'm not gonna fight.

♪ Play play ♪

♪ Play some D ♪

- Even if I do this?
- Luke!

Oh, God. Are you okay?

♪ Play play ♪

God, Luke,
you're such an idiot.

Wow, you just got your butt
kicked and didn't fight back.

Dude, you really are a Cohen.

Yeah. Let's-let's get you home.

[instrumental music]

What are you doing?

- Why aren't you dressed yet?
- I'm not going.

[Ryan]
Would you let Anna know?
She'll probably be relieved.

Are you just not gonna go
'cause you're afraid of Luke?

That's not what I'm afraid of.

Look, your parents
taking me in is..

is like the greatest thing
that's ever happened to me.

And I'm not gonna lose it
just to kick some guy's ass.

But you could totally
kick his ass, right?

- Oh, yeah.
- Cool.

[clears throat]

Alright. Well..

Have fun.

Sweetie, I need to borrow
your lip gloss.

Oh, I love this dress.

Really?
Maybe you should wear it.

Huh, you're sweet,
but I think we both know

I'm no longer a size zero.

Give me a few more months
on the zone.

I don't think I want to go.

I'm sorry, I thought
I just heard you say

you don't want to go
to your own Cotillion.

Look, Luke and I
got in a fight last night, okay?

So you got into a fight.
You've had fights before.

You guys have been
together forever.

Maybe that's the problem.

I mean, what if there's
someone else out there?

Like who?
That boy from Chino?

Marissa, do you want
to end up like your Aunt Cindy

with four kids
in a trailer park?

She broke my mother's heart.

I will not let you break mine.

Oh, so now this is about you?

No, sweetie,
it's about you.

What kind of future do you think
you could have with that boy?

Mom, I'm 16.

And the choices
you make when you're 16

can affect your entire future.

Marissa, Luke comes
from a good family.

If you stay with him,
you will always be comfortable.

- I'm comfortable now.
- Nothing in life is certain.

What does that mean?

It means that
you'll put on this dress

do your hair
the way I showed you

and make your debut into

Newport Society with Luke.

I can't.

I'm sorry.

No, you're not.

But you will be.

[door opens]

What are you doing?

Why aren't you dressed?

I'm not going.

What do you mean
you're not going?

Oh, I-I don't feel
like getting all dressed up

and having to pretend
that Jimmy Cooper

is the OC golden boy.

'And any community
that makes that guy a hero'

is not one I feel
like being part of right now.

You're not going either?

I wanted to leave
20 minutes ago.

- Let's go.
- Dad, why aren't you..

[Kirsten]
'Seth. Now.'

I don't know.
Maybe I shouldn't go either.

What? What is wrong
with this family?

This is Cotillion, the most
important event of the year.

Am I the only one who gets it?

I get it, mommy.

Daddy, it's Mr. Fisher again.

He's called, like, three times.

No. We do not have time
for you two to talk business.

Tell Greg, daddy will see him
at the Cotillion. Right, Jimmy?

[sighs]

Alright.

Come on.
We don't wanna be late.

You guys know Anna Stern?

[Anna]
'Seth.'

Wow.

You think?

Yes. I do.

Which makes this
even harder to say.

Anna, just know,
that in life there are peaks.

- And..
- Ryan's not coming, is he?

Kind of took the wind
out of my sails there, but yes.

- Are you okay?
- I'll survive.

- Hey.
- Hey.

Thought you were
going to Cotillion.

- I thought you were.
- Yeah. No.

Yeah, me neither.

- 'Wait, which one's Sword?'
- 'Not the one you're hitting.'

- 'Oh, got it.'
- 'Alright, okay.'

[Ryan]
'Now you're stabbing me.'

'Just don't touch
any of the buttons.'

'Follow me through the forest'

and, uh...
maybe we'll both make it

out of here alive.

So you didn't feel
like going, huh?

Yeah. No, not really for me.

What? Waltzing and orchids?

What could be more you?

Guess I don't
really fit in, huh?

Oh, I got news for you.
Nobody does.

I guarantee you
every single person

at that Cotillion
feels like a fraud.

They've all got secrets
and they're all terrified

the guy next door
is gonna find them out.

So, what's your secret?

Sometimes, when the sun's
coming up and the surf is good..

...and I haven't
pissed my wife off

quite as much as I have today..

...I kind of like this place.

You just stabbed me again.

Oh, sorry.

I can't believe
you're not coming.

It's just after the whole
Luke and Ryan thing last night..

[sighs]
...I don't feel--

Coop.

[whispers]
Ryan isn't even here.

He's not?

Uh, yeah, well, even so.

I'm just not up for it.

[sighs]

She's not coming.

So, what did I
get all dressed up for?

I mean, whatever you think about

the whole superhero movie genre

at least it's getting
people to read

the original source material.

I cannot believe
that you read comic books.

I...I mean,
you're a girl.

What is that supposed to mean?

And I call them
graphic novels.

In fact,
if more people did

maybe the form
wouldn't be so marginalized.

I couldn't agree more.

Hey, Summer,
are you ready?

You look just great.

So listen, um..

Uh, you, um..

...found another date.

Yeah. It's kind of an emergency.

But you're off the hook.

- Sorry.
- No, that's, um..

That's fine.

[doorbell ringing]

[instrumental music]

- Hey.
- Hey.

You-you're not at Cotillion.

Neither are you.

Look, I hope you didn't not go
because of last night or..

...because of me.

How come you're not going?

So you think just
hiding out and staying home

is gonna make everything better?

Seems to be working for you.

I'll go if you go.

Ryan, come on.
Check this out.

I have totally annihilated
all the other ninjas.

I'm already on to the..

Marissa. Hello.

Hey.

So we're gonna go..

...to Cotillion.

I'll get the car.

[instrumental music]

Hey, Jimmy, there you are.

Hey, Greg, how you doing?

I'll be a lot better
once I get that check.

Get this property deal closed,
get my wife off my back.

I don't have it.

What do you mean you don't
have it? Did you forget it?

Look, this isn't really
the time or place.

Why don't you stop
by the office tomorrow

and we'll talk about it.

Talk about it?
Talk about what?

[music continues]

- Excuse me.
- Jimmy..

I don't believe it.

You told Summer
you weren't coming.

Now you're here with him?

No, Ryan and I
aren't here together.

Oh, no, no, I-I'm not an idiot.

Then listen to her
and stop acting like one.

What did you say?

- Forget it.
- No, no, no, what did you say?

Come on, man.
Tell me what you said!

- Come on!
- Luke, stop it.

I'm over this.
We're done.

[instrumental music]

Come on, mom,
he already left.

Hey!Look who decided
to show up.

Oh, don't worry, your hit man
already took care of it.

I didn't feel a thing.

I'm here now, if you want to..

No, too late.
You missed your shot.

I guess you'll have to go with
Princess Mononoke over there.

- And what are you gonna do?
- Oh, so now you care?

Go.

[Julie]
Ugh, Marissa.

If you'd just stuck
to the original plan.

I'm sorry. Do you want me
to have daddy to go find--

No, mom. I just--

You can't debut
without an escort.

I hear there's
a white knight available.

Well, that's very
nice of you to offer

but...I don't think
it's appropriate.

I'll go get dressed.

[instrumental music]

[Anna]
Could you be any more pathetic?

A lone figure
sitting on the floor

wondering if he's gonna be
lonely for the rest of his life.

Oh, hey, your sensitivity

it's really, uh, nonexistent.

You know what your problem is?

You're not a man.

Again, not appreciating
the brutal honesty.

Do you know
what girls find sexy?

Nope. Uh, wait, let me guess.

- Dudes who play water polo.
-Confidence!

Watch this.

- Seth?
- Yes?

I don't have a date
to the Cotillion.

Would you be my escort?

I mean, I..

Confidence, Cohen.

Let's do this.

Hair's good, makeup's good.
Very nice.

Stand up straight. Gum, please.

How did this happen,
how did I go from having

three dates to Cotillion
to having none?

I'm sorry, girl.
That blows.

Good news.
I'm available again.

You are?

No. No. We're gonna
go this way. No.

[instrumental music]

Oh, 500 channels and nothing on.

You couldn't put on a tux?

Pick your battles, honey.

Good evening, everyone.

And welcome to the 47th annual

Newport Beach
Debutante Cotillion.

[clapping]

[music continues]

[Marissa]
Hey.

Are you ready
to make your debut?

Holly Fisher, daughter of
Greg and Marianne Fisher.

[applause]

[Peggy]
Anna Stern, daughter of
Cameron and Patricia Stern.

[music continues]

'Marissa Cooper, daughter of
James and Julie Cooper.'

[applause continues]

I love you, kiddo.

I love you too, daddy.

[music continues]

[Peggy]
'And now, ladies and gentlemen'

'please join me
in congratulating'

this year's debutantes.

[applause]

[instrumental music]

[music continues]

We never finished
our conversation.

[chuckles]
I gotta tell you, Jimmy,
you got me a little concerned.

Believe me, it's nothing
that can't wait until tomorrow.

Don't the girls look beautiful?

- I hate dancing.
- Wow. Thanks.

No, no, uh,
with you, it's, it's..

[chuckling]
It's not horrible.

[chuckling]
You're sweet.

- Are you leading?
- I'm trying.

Ooh, attitude.
I like that.

I've-I've-I've already
put an offer, okay?

I-I got a mortgage on the house,
the kids are in private school.

Now, if there's a problem,
I need to know about it.

Nowis not the time.

Jimmy, where's my money?

I asked you a question.
Where's my money?

Look, I didn't want you
to find out this way.

- But...I don't have it.
- What?

I will, but I don't
have it right now.

If you don't have
my money, then who has it?

Shh! Hey, look..

I promise I'm working
on it, alright?

There's been
some bad investments.

- Some bad accounting--
- Whoa, whoa!

Are you telling me
you lost everything?

Hey, alright, would
you just keep it down?

I'm not gonna keep it down!
That is my money!

That is my retirement,
my kid's tuition!

- I'm sorry.
- Son of a bitch!

[all gasping]

- Oh, my God.
- You're a thief!

- You took my money!
- Greg!

[Greg]
I want my money back,
you hear me?

- Get off me!
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.

You're a thief! You're a thief!

- Get off me.
- Go outside.

- He's a thief!
- Leave.

- 'You're a thief!'
- 'Please.'

- Come on.
- He's a thief!

- Dad!
- 'Whoa.'

'Take it outside. Come on.'

[instrumental music]

I haven't seen you
in a fight since...ever.

- Now you know why.
- What are you talking about?

He sucker-punched you.

You didn't have to jump in
like that. Defend Jimmy.

Well, I've always had
this thing for the underdog.

After I fill out
the police report

maybe we should go over
and see how he's doing.

[Ryan]
Hi.

So, uh, sorry. I..

I know I promised
I wouldn't get into any fights.

I think we can make
an exception in this case.

The police, however,
are gonna have some questions.

And as your attorney,
I advise you..

...get out of here.

Thanks.

Hey. Um..

You don't mind if I walk
your date home, do you?

- No.
- Cool.

It's quite a little, uh,
debut you had tonight.

You really know
how to present yourself.

Finally, a Cohen
who can throw down.

You wanna come with us?

- Uh, I'll just see you at home.
- See you at home.

So, do you think that I'll,
uh, get to see you again?

Hm, no.

Oh, okay.

No, it's just..

I know this might sound
kind of, whatever, but..

...I'm spending the rest
of the summer on a sailing trip.

To Tahiti.

- You like sailing?
- Yeah.

["To Sheila"
by Smashing Pumpkins]

♪ Twilight fades ♪

♪ Through blistered Avalon ♪

♪ The skies cruel torch ♪

♪ On aching autobahn ♪

♪ Into the uncertain ♪

♪ Divine ♪

♪ We scream into
the last divine ♪

You okay?

♪ You make me ♪

What happened in there?

I don't know.

♪ You make me ♪

What's gonna happen now?

I don't know.

♪ Feel ♪

Come on, let's go.

♪ ...make me ♪

Come on.

♪ A summer storm ♪

Came as soon as I heard.

♪ Graces all of me ♪

Are you..

I'm sorry.

Can I take you home?

♪ The light ♪

- We could talk, maybe.
- I..

I just need to be
alone right now.

Thanks.

♪ You make me real ♪♪

[music continues]

[instrumental music]