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♪ Batman ♪♪
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(male narrator) We have previously seen a prison ball game.
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The Joker threw a curve..
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[intense music]
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...and sprung himself.
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Then a statue in the Comedians' Hall of Fame..
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...turned into the real thing.
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Fabulous jewel collection..
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[intense music]
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...saved by Batman and Robin.
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Or was it?
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Batman used his head.
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Were they doomed?
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A trick left.
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Bat-gas.
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But The Joker had a utility belt too.
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He clowned around..
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...and was unmasked.
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It was a gas.
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No, only sneezing powder.
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Gesundheit.
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The Dynamic Duo was helpless.
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The Joker decided to unmask them.
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The worst is yet to come.
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[intense music]
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[theme music]
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♪ Batman ♪
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♪ Batman ♪
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♪ Batman ♪
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♪ Batman ♪
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♪ Batman ♪
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♪ Batman ♪
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♪ Batman ♪
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♪ Batman ♪
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♪ Batman ♪
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♪ Batman ♪
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♪ Na-na na-na na-na
na-na na-na na-na na ♪
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♪ Batman ♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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[Joker laughing]
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And now,
my anonymous nemesis
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let's see who you are
behind that mask of yours.
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[gasps]
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[explosion]
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Oho! A twist!
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Fight water with fire.
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[explosion]
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[coughing]
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The Joker,
he's getting away!
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I'll get him.
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[Joker laughing]
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You're trapped, Joker.
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As a duly deputized agent of the
law...I order you to surrender.
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As the Clown Prince
of Crime, I decline.
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[Joker laughing]
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I hope this doesn't depress you.
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[Joker laughing]
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[swooshing]
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[Joker laughing]
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It's time for you
to sing a different tune
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my crooked clown.
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Songs are for parties,
my caped copper.
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[Joker laughing]
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[intense music]
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And so is confetti.
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[Joker laughing]
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So why don't you join the fun?
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[Joker laughing]
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I'm sorry you can't join me,
my helpless hero
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but I see you're
tied up with other things.
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[Joker laughing]
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Batman! Batman!
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Holy serpentine!
What happened?
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This time...The Joker
gave the party.
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Next time we'll
hand out the door prizes.
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Have Batman and Boy Wonder finally met their match?
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Will The Joker's utility belt prove their ultimate undoing?
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[theme music]
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[tires screeching]
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These are the questions
all Gotham City
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is asking itself tonight.
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Have Batman and Boy Wonder
finally met their match?
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Will The Joker's utility belt
prove their ultimate undoing?
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In a filmed interview
at his office today
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(newsreader on TV)
'Police Commissioner Gordon
had answers to these questions.'
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(man on TV)
'Commissioner Gordon,
have Batman and Boy Wonder'
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finally met their match?
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Well, let me say this, Fred,
I...I'd hate to think so.
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Do you think
The Joker's utility belt
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will prove their
ultimate undoing?
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Heaven help us all if it does.
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Uh, amen.
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(Fred on TV)
'Thus Commissioner Gordon
and Chief O'Hara'
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echo the sentiments
of all Gotham City.
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For even as that
interview is being filmed
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criminals of every kind
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emboldened by the Dynamic Duo's
seeming impotence
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'were combining
to create a crime wave'
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'the likes of which
Gotham City has seldom seen.'
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In this hour of peril and need
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perhaps all our prayers
are best summed up
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by my small son Harold,
just eight years old.
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Kneeling beside his little bed
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hands clasped
reverently before him
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he said, "God bless mommy.
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"God bless daddy.
God bless my dog Spot.
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"And please, Batman, whoever you
are behind that mask of yours
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please save us."
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Turn it off, Alfred.
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Wait a minute.
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[intense music]
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(male #1 on TV)
'Hold that camera still.'
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How do you focus this thing?
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[hissing]
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[Joker laughing]
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No hard feelings, Freddie.
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[sizzling]
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[Joker laughing]
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Places, everyone. Ha ha ha.
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- Let's race to the studio.
- No time for that now. Look.
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(Joker on TV)
Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.
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And welcome to
"What's My Crime."
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[Joker laughing on TV]
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It seems that your
inept Dynamic Duo
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is having a little
difficulty in figuring out
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'just what my
next crime will be.'
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So I thought it only fair,
under the circumstances
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to give them a little hint.
Ha ha ha.
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Are you listening out there,
Fatman and Boy Blunder? Ha ha.
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Boy! How I'd like to
top him with a punch line.
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Quiet. Listen. His insane
conceit may betray him.
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Are your masks in place, panel?
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- 'Oh, yes.'
- Very well then.
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Let the game commence.
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Does this crime involve
an article of clothing?
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Right!
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Like a belt maybe?
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Astonishing!
Right again.
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It involves a belt, but there's
going to be a switch.
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- A switch.
- An electric switch?
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Wrong, panel!
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[Joker laughing]
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A switch, but not electric.
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As you doubtless know,
every wrong answer
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means that we
contribute one dollar
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'to the famous Joker's Home
For Worn Out Bats.'
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- Ha ha ha.
- Hey, Joker.
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Cop cars on the street.
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[gasps]
Let's chase it.
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Fatman and Boy Blunder..
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...are your blindfolds in place?
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Very well then, ask yourselves
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what is wrong
with this sentence?
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He who laughs last, laughs good.
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[Joker laughing]
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Holy grammar! Is that all?
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He who laughs last,
laughs best, not good.
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Best. Best! Best!
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Do you suppose blindfold might
have something to do with it?
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Uh, if I may
venture an opinion, sir
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I think Master Dick may
have put his finger on it.
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- Blindfold?
- Uh, no, sir. Grammar.
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The sentence was
grammatically incorrect.
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One does not
laugh good, sir.
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One laughs well.
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Why, that's it, Alfred.
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Laughs well. Laughwell.
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- Professor James J. Laughwell.
- Holy safari!
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The one that just got back
from Africa with a collection
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of rare masks
and objects of art.
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That's where the blindfold
part would come in, sir.
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And they're being stored
at the Last Longer Warehouse.
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To the Batmobile.
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[intense music]
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[tires screeching]
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[theme music]
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[tires screeching]
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We'll use the Bat-rope and take
them by surprise. Stand clear.
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[swooshing]
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No matter what, we mustn't
fail this time, Robin.
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Sometimes I think people
expect too much of us, Batman.
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They have a right
to expect it.
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But we're only human.
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All too true.
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We only have so much to give.
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Try to explain
that to little Harold
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kneeling beside his bed
saying his prayers.
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[dramatic music]
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[Joker laughing]
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[Joker laughing]
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[glass shattering]
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Stand and fight, Joker.
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[thwacking]
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[dramatic music]
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[Joker laughing]
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(Joker)
Let us away! Let us away!
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[Joker laughing]
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[explosion]
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[crackling]
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[firecrackers whistling]
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[firecrackers whistling]
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Holy Fourth of July!
What's this?
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[Joker laughing]
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(Joker)
'This was just
the curtain-raiser.'
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'Next time you'll get
the real showstopper.'
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[Joker laughing]
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That's not your belt.
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No. It's a clever replica
of The Joker's utility belt.
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He must've slipped it
on me during the struggle.
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Then when you thought
you were stopping him
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with your utility belt, he was
really stopping us with his!
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That tricky devil!
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He's hit us below the belt!
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Golly.
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What do you suppose little
Harold's going to think now?
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"Crime wave grows!"
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"Police powerless!"
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"Batman and Robin foiled again!"
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"The Joker is wild!"
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(Robin)
'All the same.'
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"The Joker is wild!"
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"Batman and Robin
foiled again!"
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Holy headlines! We look
like page one dumbbells!
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Too true, Robin,
the responsibility of the press
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is to report the truth despite
what it might do to our image.
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Our main concern
is to a frightened public
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whom we seem to be failing.
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Gosh, you're right.
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I can't help thinking
of only myself. I'm sorry.
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Well, it's okay,
chum, we all
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have the right
to be selfish sometimes.
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- Nothing?
- Not so far.
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But we do know that giggling
thief's about to pounce again.
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What was it that he
said in the warehouse?
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"Next time you'll get
the real showstopper."
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Exactly! Showstopper.
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Show.
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Another telecast.
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I think you're
off the beam, Robin.
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The Joker's too shrewd
a customer
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to hurl such an obvious clue.
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Of course.
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But I can't help thinking
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he slipped up somewhere.
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Perhaps he's about to.
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- What do you mean?
- Look at it this way, Robin.
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He's terrorized Gotham City
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he's baffled
the police department
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and he's held us
up to public ridicule.
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- True.
- Gloating on his own success.
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He may be planning
some super crime
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and stumble
on his own pride.
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How do we go
about stopping him?
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Just go about
our normal routine..
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...and let the venomous
viper trap himself.
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And when he does..
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[snaps fingers]
Snap!
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- Caught in a Bat-trap!
- Right.
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What is it, chum?
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Oh, the...
the launch tomorrow.
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What about it?
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I dread facing
all those people.
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00:16:24,183 --> 00:16:26,313
We can't disappoint
Commissioner Gordon
264
00:16:26,315 --> 00:16:30,477
and we have to make an
appearance to snare that devil.
265
00:16:30,479 --> 00:16:31,409
I see what you mean.
266
00:16:31,411 --> 00:16:36,074
I just wish I knew what
The Joker is plotting right now!
267
00:16:36,076 --> 00:16:39,471
A scheme to trap
that grinning devil.
268
00:16:39,473 --> 00:16:44,534
Meantime let's get back
to the utility belt he planted.
269
00:16:47,667 --> 00:16:51,263
[Joker laughing]
270
00:16:51,731 --> 00:16:54,693
[laughing]
271
00:16:55,728 --> 00:16:57,258
Everything's set.
272
00:16:57,260 --> 00:16:58,524
The plan is perfect.
273
00:16:59,326 --> 00:17:01,523
Jeez, it'll be like
a dream come true.
274
00:17:01,525 --> 00:17:06,253
Cruising the world in our own
private luxury ocean yacht.
275
00:17:06,255 --> 00:17:08,518
Are you sure Batman
won't get in our way?
276
00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:10,982
That's right, Joker,
we may got him down
277
00:17:10,984 --> 00:17:12,381
but we ain't got him out.
278
00:17:12,383 --> 00:17:14,248
You fools!
Have little faith.
279
00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:17,046
I swear by every
fiend of felonious fundom
280
00:17:17,048 --> 00:17:21,509
tomorrow all opposition
from the Dynamic Duo will stop!
281
00:17:21,511 --> 00:17:24,840
I've got
the stopper right here.
282
00:17:24,842 --> 00:17:25,607
The last stopper.
283
00:17:25,609 --> 00:17:28,571
- What is it, Joker?
- It's just a cork.
284
00:17:28,573 --> 00:17:29,969
A cork, yes.
285
00:17:29,971 --> 00:17:31,635
But not just a cork.
286
00:17:31,637 --> 00:17:34,766
Queenie, get me
the bottle of champagne.
287
00:17:34,768 --> 00:17:36,165
[laughing]
288
00:17:36,167 --> 00:17:39,129
How are you gonna
stop Batman with that?
289
00:17:39,131 --> 00:17:41,861
You gonna get him drunk?
290
00:17:42,496 --> 00:17:43,827
[pops]
291
00:17:43,962 --> 00:17:47,557
[Joker laughing]
292
00:17:49,058 --> 00:17:54,420
Here, Queenie, you know
what to do with this now.
293
00:17:54,422 --> 00:17:58,783
Tomorrow night,
champagne for everybody!
294
00:17:58,785 --> 00:17:59,549
[Joker laughing]
295
00:17:59,551 --> 00:18:00,715
What's this?
296
00:18:00,717 --> 00:18:02,315
Batman and Robin done in
297
00:18:02,317 --> 00:18:04,645
by a bottle of champagne?
298
00:18:04,647 --> 00:18:06,445
Impossible!
299
00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:11,941
[instrumental music]
300
00:18:12,843 --> 00:18:15,905
I don't know what could
be keeping Bruce Wayne
301
00:18:15,907 --> 00:18:19,402
but we just can't
hold this up any longer.
302
00:18:19,838 --> 00:18:23,333
Ladies and gentlemen, it gives
me great pleasure to present
303
00:18:23,335 --> 00:18:26,698
the two people who will
christen the S.S. Gotham.
304
00:18:26,700 --> 00:18:29,328
They hardly need
an introduction.
305
00:18:29,330 --> 00:18:32,293
Batman and Robin the Boy Wonder.
306
00:18:32,295 --> 00:18:34,426
[all clapping]
307
00:18:34,428 --> 00:18:36,224
What are you two
guys doing out here
308
00:18:36,226 --> 00:18:40,056
when The Joker is out there
taking over the city?
309
00:18:40,058 --> 00:18:41,421
[ship horn blowing]
310
00:18:41,423 --> 00:18:43,186
Uh, sorry about that, Batman.
311
00:18:43,188 --> 00:18:46,750
Forget about it. Let's get on
with the christening, shall we?
312
00:18:46,752 --> 00:18:50,082
Okay. Who, uh,
who's got the champagne?
313
00:18:50,084 --> 00:18:55,444
- Here you are, commissioner.
- Well, thank you, my dear.
314
00:18:55,446 --> 00:18:58,443
The best French champagne.
315
00:18:58,778 --> 00:18:59,941
There you are.
316
00:18:59,943 --> 00:19:01,073
1949.
317
00:19:01,075 --> 00:19:03,372
A very good year.
318
00:19:03,374 --> 00:19:06,203
Something...something
wrong, Batman?
319
00:19:06,205 --> 00:19:07,436
No, no, it's nothing at all.
320
00:19:07,438 --> 00:19:10,668
I...I just feel a slight
headache coming on.
321
00:19:10,670 --> 00:19:13,698
Perhaps one of these tablets..
322
00:19:15,899 --> 00:19:18,229
You better take one too, Robin,
it might be contagious.
323
00:19:18,231 --> 00:19:21,427
Well, gee, Batman, I never
heard of a headache being--
324
00:19:21,429 --> 00:19:23,758
(Batman)
Doctor's orders, chum.
325
00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:26,722
Let me get this
out of your way.
326
00:19:27,724 --> 00:19:33,252
I hereby christen
the S.S. Gotham City.
327
00:19:33,254 --> 00:19:35,017
[shatters]
328
00:19:35,985 --> 00:19:39,381
[Joker laughing]
329
00:19:45,679 --> 00:19:49,208
[indistinct chattering]
330
00:19:52,807 --> 00:19:55,770
[Joker laughing]
331
00:19:55,905 --> 00:19:57,335
Queenie, the switch.
332
00:19:57,337 --> 00:20:00,233
[laughing continues]
333
00:20:00,235 --> 00:20:02,032
You're on the air, Joker.
334
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,631
[laughing]
335
00:20:03,633 --> 00:20:05,296
(Joker on TV)
Good-day. Good-day.
336
00:20:05,998 --> 00:20:10,860
Once more we interrupt your
regularly scheduled program.
337
00:20:10,862 --> 00:20:15,357
This is The Joker speaking
from his secret hideout.
338
00:20:15,359 --> 00:20:16,389
[Joker laughing on TV]
339
00:20:16,391 --> 00:20:20,020
(Joker on TV)
I have an amusing
message for the directors
340
00:20:20,022 --> 00:20:22,818
of the Gotham Steamship Lines.
341
00:20:22,820 --> 00:20:28,881
My terms, deliver me title
to the S.S. Gotham or else..
342
00:20:28,883 --> 00:20:35,077
...or else this whimsical scene
once part of a waxwork museum
343
00:20:35,079 --> 00:20:37,808
will be reenacted
in front your eyes
344
00:20:37,810 --> 00:20:40,773
with the most hideous reality.
345
00:20:40,775 --> 00:20:42,538
[Joker laughing]
346
00:20:42,540 --> 00:20:47,068
You understand, dear fellow
citizens of Gotham City?
347
00:20:47,070 --> 00:20:48,700
I get the S.S. Gotham
348
00:20:48,702 --> 00:20:54,962
or your precious Dynamic Duo
gets launched...to eternity!
349
00:20:54,964 --> 00:20:55,962
[Joker laughing]
350
00:20:55,964 --> 00:20:58,127
Wrong, Joker! You get launched!
351
00:20:58,129 --> 00:21:00,492
Right back to
the pen where you belong!
352
00:21:00,494 --> 00:21:02,357
Egads! What sorcery is this?
353
00:21:02,359 --> 00:21:04,523
There was enough
paralyzing gas in that cork
354
00:21:04,525 --> 00:21:08,154
to keep ordinary men
unconscious for hours.
355
00:21:08,156 --> 00:21:08,887
No sorcery.
356
00:21:09,089 --> 00:21:13,483
Merely the precaution of
a universal drug antidote pill.
357
00:21:13,485 --> 00:21:16,481
You've tripped on one of your
tricks this time, Joker!
358
00:21:16,483 --> 00:21:19,412
That replica of your
utility belt was too exact.
359
00:21:19,414 --> 00:21:23,710
We analyzed the cork in it
and found...paralyzing gas!
360
00:21:24,012 --> 00:21:26,407
I just happened to notice
the seal around the cork
361
00:21:26,409 --> 00:21:31,571
in that bottle of champagne
was not discolored with age.
362
00:21:31,573 --> 00:21:34,669
Odd in a 1949 vintage.
363
00:21:34,671 --> 00:21:38,267
[intense music]
364
00:21:43,898 --> 00:21:45,995
[explosion]
365
00:21:46,563 --> 00:21:50,258
[music continues]
366
00:22:02,485 --> 00:22:05,880
[thwacking]
367
00:22:22,871 --> 00:22:26,601
[firecracker whistling]
368
00:22:34,696 --> 00:22:36,926
[explosion]
369
00:22:44,389 --> 00:22:46,985
It's back to prison
walls for you, Joker.
370
00:22:46,987 --> 00:22:48,883
Ba-a-a!
371
00:22:48,885 --> 00:22:50,949
[laughing]
372
00:22:53,750 --> 00:22:54,147
[sighs]
373
00:22:54,149 --> 00:22:56,878
I'm afraid you're
under arrest, ma'am.
374
00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:59,343
Couldn't we talk
it over, handsome?
375
00:22:59,345 --> 00:23:01,276
[handcuffs rattling]
376
00:23:02,377 --> 00:23:05,139
Poor deluded child.
377
00:23:14,934 --> 00:23:16,731
(Fred on TV)
'So with The Joker's capture'
378
00:23:16,733 --> 00:23:19,995
'Gotham City's worst crime wave
in history has come to an end.'
379
00:23:19,997 --> 00:23:24,460
Tonight, once more, we can all
sleep peacefully in our beds
380
00:23:24,462 --> 00:23:28,757
secure in the knowledge that,
as I assured my small son Harold
381
00:23:28,759 --> 00:23:32,520
just eight years old,
"Yes, Harold," I said.
382
00:23:32,522 --> 00:23:35,718
"There is a Batman...
and Robin the Boy Wonder."
383
00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:37,417
(man on TV)
'After a word from our sponsor'
384
00:23:37,419 --> 00:23:39,882
'Fred will return with
more news of The Joker.'
385
00:23:39,884 --> 00:23:41,781
It's time for your
piano lesson, Dick.
386
00:23:41,783 --> 00:23:45,278
Aw, gee, Aunt Harriet,
I wanna hear about The Joker.
387
00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:47,176
The Joker?
388
00:23:47,878 --> 00:23:49,108
Bruce Wayne,
I'm surprised at you.
389
00:23:49,610 --> 00:23:56,271
Allowing a boy Dick's age to
listen to such sordid goings on.
390
00:23:56,273 --> 00:24:01,201
Now you march yourself straight
over to that piano, young man.
391
00:24:01,203 --> 00:24:03,499
Golly G-minor,
Bruce, do I have to?
392
00:24:03,500 --> 00:24:05,565
Who am I to oppose
your Aunt Harriet?
393
00:24:05,767 --> 00:24:09,861
I doubt whether even Batman
would wanna take that job on.
394
00:24:09,863 --> 00:24:10,561
[Alfred clears throat]
395
00:24:10,563 --> 00:24:11,793
I'll get you some
396
00:24:11,795 --> 00:24:12,926
milk and cookies, Master Dick.
397
00:24:12,928 --> 00:24:17,689
Thanks a lot, Alfred.
I can always count on you.
398
00:24:17,691 --> 00:24:21,420
[instrumental music]
399
00:24:26,247 --> 00:24:28,777
[theme music]
400
00:24:28,779 --> 00:24:31,043
♪ Batman ♪
401
00:24:31,944 --> 00:24:34,140
♪ Batman ♪
402
00:24:34,942 --> 00:24:37,271
♪ Batman ♪
403
00:24:38,173 --> 00:24:40,703
♪ Batman ♪
404
00:24:41,237 --> 00:24:43,034
♪ Batman ♪
405
00:24:43,036 --> 00:24:44,400
♪ Batman ♪
406
00:24:44,402 --> 00:24:46,832
♪ Batman ♪
407
00:24:47,699 --> 00:24:49,330
♪ Batman ♪
408
00:24:49,332 --> 00:24:50,929
♪ Batman ♪
409
00:24:50,931 --> 00:24:53,294
♪ Batman ♪
410
00:24:58,259 --> 00:25:01,055
♪ Na-na na-na na-na na-na na ♪
411
00:25:01,057 --> 00:25:04,252
♪ Batman ♪♪
412
00:25:04,452 --> 00:25:08,452
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