All language subtitles for [English] Happy Enemy episode 11 - 1198451v [DownSub.com]

[Unessential Beautiful Little Things]

♫ Sometimes when people ask for my address ♫

♫ I'll point to you and say it's wherever you are ♫

♫ Love, this unessential but beautiful little thing ♫

♫ Made you busy for a while, like driving in the wrong direction ♫

♫ Sleepless and restless, my heart aches in fear of losing it ♫

♫ At times, I can't help but ache that the wind blows through you ♫

♫ Even if the Sun loses the Earth ♫

♫ It still has the universe ♫

♫ So I love you twice as much ♫

♫ Love you ♫

♫ Dazzling like fireworks ♫

♫ No need for me to burn or create it, but you bring me beauty ♫

♫ Sleepless and restless, my heart aches in fear of losing it ♫

♫ At times, I can't help but ache that the wind blows through you ♫

♫ Even if the Sun loses the Earth ♫

♫ It still has the universe ♫

[Happy Enemy]
♫ So I love you twice as much ♫

Mom, dad is suddenly not feeling well, come back soon!

Yeah right. She always sides with her dad.

Mom, dad said he wants to mess around at least once before you beat him to death,

he even brought a woman home just now!

Trying to trick me? Not a chance.

If it's Wu Shan Gui, this one may be real.

Wu Shan Gui!

Honey, you're back.

At least find a beautiful woman,

her shoulders are so broad!

Do you want me to die of anger?

Mom, am I beautiful?

You are kind of pretty.

Excuse me.

- Honey!
- What?

I knew you cared about me!

Don't worry, I will love you forever in this lifetime.

♪ I love you for ten thousand years ♪

Mission accomplished.

If they're fighting like this it means they've made up.

Thank goodness we're smart enough. Who knows when they will make up without us?

What benefits did dad give you?

He did not! I have to help my parents reconcile.

Dad gave me NT$2000.

Hey, that's unfair! I only got NT$1000.

That's because you're too honest.

What's all this?
[LOVE]

Hello, sweetheart!

Welcome home, baby.

What are you doing?

It's not Halloween, why are you in costume?

Are your eyes okay?

No. Honey,

I'm asking you,

where did my heart go?

Where is my heart? Where is it?
Oh, it's here with you.

You're crazy, Lee Da Tong!

You're too old for this!

- What?
- Honey,

I just realized I'm useless.

What do you mean?

I don't know how to do anything other than love you.

Lee Da Tong! Who taught you this? It's disgusting!

How was it? Are you happy now?

- Yes, I am!
- As long as you're happy.

That was disgusting.

As long as you're happy.

Yang Yang?

Yang Yang!

Yang Yang, why didn't you go to school again?

That thing hasn't been dealt with yet, so I'm scared to go to school.

But you can't skip class every day.
You still have to face the end of the world.

But my mom hates liars.

I don't want her to be sad.

Big brother, can you pretend to be my dad

and go to school with me?

Me? Pretend to be your dad?

Do I look like one? Will your teacher believe it?

Also, I would be a liar too and your mom will hate me.

Then I wouldn't be able to teach you how to snakeboard.

You're right. What should I do?

Eat up, you've been hungry for the whole day. Poor thing.

So cute.

Can't you explain things clearly? From the way you're stuttering,

I thought you had a child out there. Scared me to death.

Dad, Yang Yang is the new resident, Ms. Lin's son.

Dad, please. Yang Yang is already 8.

I didn't even have time to sleep in high school, when would I have time to date?

That's true.

I'm telling you,

these noodles are delicious!

Make yourself at home.

Grandpa Shan Gui will feed you.

Try some.

Isn't it delicious?

Thank you, grandpa.

Isn't it good?

They're super delicious!

Such a sweet talker.

Have all you want, okay?

It smells really good.

Honey, I'm hungry too. Can I have a bowl too?

Don't act cute. I didn't make any for you.

Yang Yang, is your mom the only other person at home?

Yes. That's why I'm going to protect her, or else she will be bullied.

Your mom is the only one taking care of you?

That's hard work.

Where's your dad?

Hey, don't ask him that.

Every family has their own problems.

Kids these days know everything.

Yang Yang is understanding and a good boy, aren't you?

Eat up.

Yang Yang,

if you protect your mom, big sister Pei Pei can protect you.

If you have any troubles, come find big sister Pei Pei.

I'm a wonder woman!

Dig in.

Excuse me, is my son here?

Mom, how did you know I was here?

Hi Ms. Lin,

Pei Jie met your son at the park.

He said he was hungry, so Pei Jie brought him home for snacks.
We were going to send him back after this.

Thank you, but please stay away
from my son in the future, let alone bring him to your house.

Lin Hai Yang, come home with me.

Come home with me.

[Good Morning Community]

Gui Ying, ever since you gave me those group-ordered products,

I keep on wanting to visit

and see if you can introduce me to any new products. They work so well!

- Isn't that right? Come visit often!
- Can I do that?

Of course! We have a good relationship!

Gui Ying!

Do you have some green onions I can borrow?

Hi! Who's this?

My daughter's mother-in-law, Yu Mei.

Yu Mei?

Yeh Yu Mei? I couldn't recognize you from the mask.

Hello.

Doesn't talking feel uncomfortable with the mask?

Come try it.

I-I-I should try it too? What's this?

- Miracle tool to slim your face!
- Miracle tool to slim the face?

- It's a good product!
- Does it even work?

Here, hold this. I'll tie it in the back. Anything I recommend will be good!

That's right! Anything Gui Ying group buys, it'll definitely work well. Definitely!

If one day, any of my child gets married,

I hope to have a good relationship with my in-laws like you two.

And Pei Han often talks about how you take care of her. You're a great mother-in-law!

Yes, that's right. I'm telling you,

people say that daughters-in-law shouldn't return to their own family too often

or else others will think she's being mistreated by their mother-in-law.

But our situation is different.

Our daughter's mother-in-law brings her home

and lets me see my daughter often. I'm so lucky!

Yes, that's what our family is like.

Do everything as a family, that's why it's called a family.

And my husband passed away early,

it's always just been Huai An and I. It was lonely.

But ever since Pei Han came, our family came to life!

I understand. It's like a group buy.

Things are easier if you have more people, and you get more discounts too!

That's a good example.

Furthermore, I'm retired now

and I have nothing to do. I have so much time,

so I like to try out new things.

There's no generational gap

when I'm with young people.

I didn't say that, other people did.

Right. Pei Han tells me that

her mother-in-law is very forward-thinking,

unlike me who's very traditional.

The world of young people is too complicated.

Even if we two wanted to learn, we wouldn't understand.

People our age shouldn't want to hang out with young people all the time.

We should know how to live our own lives

and make young people interested in our lives.

But they complain about how we can't keep up with the times

and they're not interested in us at all.

That's not true. I'll make an example.

For example, when we travel.

Everyone likes to have fun.

So I go to those hotel membership websites,

and if I deposit money, I can enjoy hotel stays at the member prices.

Think about it. You can eat well, stay at good places and have fun.

young people will definitely want to go.

You're saying,

you, Huai An,

and Pei Han,

you go on trips together?

Of course! We're a family, of course, we have to go together.

I have to learn from you!

To prepare being a future mother-in-law!

I should learn too.

I'm telling you, I know a lot of membership websites.

They're great!

- Let me see. What else is there?
- Here.

If you deposit money...

So that's how things turned out.

The three of you go everywhere together?

It's because Huai An's dad passed away when he was five.

He and his mom only had each other.

He is used to living with his mother,

so whatever they do, they'll bring each other.

Sometimes I feel like the other woman.

I thought you were happy.

I am happy.

No, you're not. I think your mother-in-law is a little dense.

She should give you two more space. You just got married.

But she is really good to me. I don't think she is doing that on purpose.

Baby sister, don't be so understanding.

If you're scared to tell Mom, you can tell me. I'll think of something.

Big sister,

you don't have any experience dealing with in-laws. How can you help me?

I have a lot of ideas and I'm creative. Two heads are better than one.

Whatever. I don't think there is an answer for this.

I have talked to Huai An a few times.

He doesn't think there's anything wrong with the three of us doing everything together.

I don't even know how to tell my mother-in-law.

She is a smart person.

If you give her some hints, she'll understand.

Do as I tell you.

But are you sure?

Won't there be an opposite effect?

You haven't even tried and you've given up.

Just ask me whenever you have a problem.

And don't forget, I also know a super brain: Lee Yu Hsuan.

Jun Kai, she looks nice.

She looks graceful and big-hearted. She will be a good wife.

Your dad really pays attention to detail.

He wrote the basic introductions on the back of the pictures. Simple and convenient.

But she is only eight years younger than my mom.

This one.

She is the right age, and she looks decent. Her education is on par with you too.

And her dream is to be a congressman's or doctor's wife.

That's on the same path as your goal. Jun Kai, she's the one!

Such a big dream. I don't think I can give her that.

For a person who even looks at wire poles lovingly,

you're being awfully uncooperative today. Why is that?

It's not like his dad wants him to marry a wire pole.

I know my dad is worried,

but these blind date candidates...

I don't know! Does family background really guarantee a good match?

But I think your dad is really creative.

He even posted the blind date invitations at the district office.

It's embarrassing.

You're going to be fine. Think of it this way.

It's going towards the general direction of things, right?

So it's not impossible to find your destined match from these pictures.

Go in the general direction!

Whatever! I'm of age anyway.

I'll just pick someone my parents will like as my responsibility.

Just pick one for me. A decent one will be fine.

Hey! You can't settle for just "fine" in love.

More accurately, "love"

is a synonym for the production of hormones and chemical reactions in the human body.

From a biological perspective,

as long as the guy and the girl can both secrete the hormones, it will be "fine."

Or think of it as picking a tarot card. Here.

Wait.

But hormones will eventually be metabolized by the body.

For Jun Kai's future, let's choose using scientific ways.

First, according to how elders pick daughter-in-laws,

their hip circumference should exceed 36 inches.

Lee Jia Yin is out.

- What are you doing? Why would you bring Jia Yin up now?
- I'm sorry.

It's fine. I have really given up on Jia Yin.

But the basis of marriage is love.

How can you separate love and marriage?

When you are with someone you don't love, one day together feels like a hundred.

How can you be together for the rest of your life?

Since when did you become a love expert?

You boys won't get it.

This is how a single-celled organism thinks.

No logic at all. Jun Kai, pick one.

Jun Kai, on this matter, listen to me, not him.

Jun Kai, listen to me. Only I can find your destined match.

Okay, okay, you're going to rip the pictures! Let go!

I'm going to have to meet these women my dad found for me anyway.

Maybe, like Yu Hsuan said, I'll find my destined match.

But...

Maybe my dad is right.

You can learn to love each other slowly.

After we get married and sleep on the same bed every day,

maybe we will slowly learn to love each other.

They could do it for their generation, so why can't we?

I'm leaving.

What should we do? I'm still worried about Jun Kai.

It's time to find a second Lee Jia Yin for him.

District Chief forgot. He still has me!

District Chief, one word from you and I will always be here!

Hello, my name is Guan Jun Kai, and I'm the current district chief of Happiness District.

Nice to meet you.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

It's okay.

Hello, I'm Guan Jun Kai, the current district chief of Happiness District.

N-N-Nice to meet you.

I also think it's important for the wife to visit her own family.

And not just on the *second day of the lunar year.
(*Couples visit the woman's home on the second day of the lunar year.)

Hello, my name is Guan Jun Kai. Current district chief of Happiness District.

Nice to meet you.

Now that technology is so advanced,

a lot of chores can be done by robots.

Of course, you won't have to do them yourself.

Right. I think you're right.

Women should have their own careers,

so it's normal to work after marriage.

It's all wet.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

♫ I don’t want to part from you ♫

♫ So many memories, all have to be returned ♫

♫ Sleepless and restless, my heart aches in fear of losing it ♫

♫ At times, I can't help but ache that the wind blows through you ♫

[Happy Enemy]
♫ Even if the Sun loses the Earth ♫

It's all wet.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

I didn't do it on purpose! I was too tired, that's why I walked into the wrong restroom.

I'm not a pervert, I didn't do any—

Wait. Don't worry. I'm not going to call the police.

I saw everything. You didn't go in the stalls,

you just washed your face. You probably just walked into the wrong restroom.

Yes, yes, I made a mistake! I'll leave right away, I'm sorry!

I'm sorry!

Thank you Uncle Chiang.

Warm soup and good ingredients, that's what you call oden.

It'll be a shame if you're missing either one.

Uncle Chiang. I was just thinking about something.

I wasn't checking if anything is missing.

Looking at you now, you need someone to take care of you.

Don't worry. Auntie Yue Chiung can do everything!

Especially matchmaking!

Auntie Chiung,

what I need now is rest. Not your religious instrument, thank you.

Honey, the way you hold the red line of fate looks like Dongfang Bubai.
(T/N:"Invincible East, character in wuxia novel.)

Are you saying I'm neither male or female?
(T/N:He castrated himself in order to master martial arts skills.)

No, no, I'm saying you look like Lin Ching Hsia.
(T/N:Actress who played Dongfang Bubai in Swordsman II.)

That's more like it.

As a resident of Happiness District and mystic of the Good Morning Community,

I have a whole list of girls so that our only district chief,

the most handsome district chief, can end his suffering.

To end his days of being single. Good luck.

Please stop. If you keep helping me,

I'll only feel like I can't get a girlfriend by myself.

I really am a loser.

No, no, no, because you are a nice boy, we hope

you meet a good girl. Happy together, right?

But I feel like going on blind dates is a waste of time. I'd rather be helping the residents.

Don't be so quick to reject this. Back in the day, Yue Chiung and I got married after our blind date.

I didn't have too many opportunities back then so I went on a blind date with a man this ugly.

You're joking! I was ten thousand times more handsome then how I am now.

That's right. So we still found our true love.

The more I look at him, the more handsome he is. He's just a little dumb.

What's wrong with being dumb? Being dumb means not overthinking things,

and being brave enough to go after her despite everything. That's how you get the girl.

He's right. Happiness won't just land in your lap.

You have to fight for it yourself. Good luck, district chief!

I'm telling you, there's no such thing as good or bad love.

What is important is your compatibility. Like my oden,

some people say the radish is overcooked so there's more flavor; others say

the radish is overcooked so it tastes bad. Others say the soup is too rich and you get tired of it easily.

It all comes down to personal taste.

Right. Honey, I get it. You're saying that if you like them, just date them.

If you don't, that's fine too.

Honey! I can't believe you make so much sense, you're not dumb at all!

Great intelligence may appear to be stupidity.

That kind of makes sense.

Thank you. I'm feeling a lot better.

Jin Chiang Oden,

Always care for you!

Did it go out of bounds?

Dad, it's a game. The computer AI decides, okay?

I don't believe in AI. All the AI in movies are the bad guys.

Point for mom.

Yeah! Serve the ball.

I think Jun Kai is pretty successful, and has good character.

Don't let the fertile water flow into other people's fields. If Pei Pei marries him,

that would be a good choice.

S Ball, point.

No way!

I've told you so many times, Pei Pei and Yu Hsuan are destined to be together.

Why can't you accept that?

If Yuan Yuan didn't catch them on the bed, maybe they've already—

How dare he! He pushed my daughter onto the bed?

Maybe Pei Pei pushed him.

I have no problem with Yu Hsuan. But I do with his father.

If Pei Pei marries into their family, she'll never be happy!

Pei Jie, isn't that right?

Time to serve. It's mom's turn.

There's a time limit?

Of course.

Okay. Here. I just think,

Yu Hsuan is an attentive boy.

I think you've fought with Lee Da Tong to the point you're not thinking straight.

Look, Yu Hsuan's attentiveness is the perfect match for Pei Pei's cluelessness.

Also, they live right across from us.

If Pei Pei has trouble and needs to come home, she can be here in no time.

Unlike Pei Han.

Out of bounds! Out of bounds, out of bounds!

I know that!

You want me to be the judge but you're so mean to me.

I think Jun Kai

is attentive and he's passionate about doing charity.

He fits into our family's philosophy.

If Pei Pei marries him, it'll be a good match. Isn't that right, Pei Jie?

Dad, let's listen to what mom has to say.

Shouldn't you guys listen to what I have to say? I'm the one that's involved.

You're back in time. Pei Pei,

I'll send you on a blind date with Jun Kai one day.

They've known each other since they were kids, they don't need to go on a blind date.

You're right. Just take your *Ba-Zi to the fortune teller and see if it's a match. *(Chinese horoscope)

Dad, I want Jun Kai to be happy, but we're just friends.

Well, in that case, you're also just good friends with Yu Hsuan.

So you two wouldn't be together, right?

Of course. I'm also... just friends

with Yu Hsuan.

Let me ask you this.

If they were the only 2 men left on this world,

and you had to pick one,

who would you pick?

♫ I don’t want to part from you ♫

♫ So many memories, all have to be returned ♫

♫ Sleepless and restless, my heart aches in fear of losing it ♫

♫ At times, I can't help but ache that the wind blows through you ♫

[Happy Enemy]
♫ Even if the Sun loses the Earth ♫

Just take your Ba Zi to the fortune teller and see if it matches.

Dad, I want Jun Kai to be happy, but we're just friends.

Well, in that case, you're also just good friends with Yu Hsuan.

So you two wouldn't be together, right?

Of course. I'm also... just friends

with Yu Hsuan.

Let me ask you this.

If they were the only 2 men left on this world,

and you had to pick one,

who would you pick? Of course I know you'd pick Jun Kai.

Pei Pei obviously wants to pick Yu Hsuan. Isn't that right, my sweet daughter?

- Yu Hsuan! Yu Hsuan!
- Jun Kai! Jun Kai!

Okay! Wait! I just thought of something

I need to take care of. I'm leaving.

Didn't you just come back?

- I'm telling you!
- Jun Kai.

Yu Hsuan! For our daughter's happiness,

I'm going to win this so you'll give in today.

- Serve!
- I'm not afraid of you. Bring it on!

Take that!

Is someone after you?

No, it's something worse.

My dad wants to set me up with Jun Kai!

It's not funny!

Even though I feel sorry that Jun Kai's dad forces him to go on blind dates,

but I don't want to be his excuse!

We're best friends, it's so weird if we got together!

Who's fault is that?

You guys always flirt, it's your own fault.

Flirty? It's just that we disregard gender!

You don't even understand that?

Most people

don't believe that men and women can just be friends.

Most people don't believe it, but you do.

I do. Like us two, we're just friends.

Yeah!

The three of us are just friends,

so we need to help Jun Kai find his Miss Right.

That way, everyone will stop trying to set him up on dates.

What's this?

Let's test it. Maybe you are Jun Kai's destined match.

Didn't you guys say you're going to grow old together? If you faint, he can perform CPR on you.

You can push his wheelchair out to get some sun.

Let's test it! I'll prove to you that

Jun Kai and I are just friends!

Wu Pei Pei, the test is about to start.

We've entered your subconscious.

Please imagine that Jun Kai is right beside you.

And?

Next, please imagine Jun Kai gently holding you.

What's happening? Is your heart fluttering?

Rather than my heart fluttering, my heart feels sorry for him.

Sorry that the person he likes doesn't like him back.

Sorry that he's being forced into marriage.

What if it was G?

♫ Daydream, nightmare, I want your comfort ♫

Does holding G feel different from holding Jun Kai?
♫ Tell me ♫

♫ You care ♫

It's a miracle! You came out of the hypnosis yourself.
♫ Thinking of you. Wondering if you're also confused like me ♫

The brain of a unicellular organism is truly different.
♫ How do I say this ♫

What? Did you see a ghost?

This is dumb! I'm done with this.

Or was G too handsome?

No. Looking at your face, G probably looks like Godzilla.

I'm having heart palpitations! Move!

Lee Yu Hsuan, I'm telling you, let's stop with these stupid games.

We have to help Jun Kai find his partner!

Bye!

Wu Pei Pei, are you crazy?

Do you see G?

♫ I don’t want to part from you ♫

♫ So many memories, all have to be returned ♫

♫ Sleepless and restless, my heart aches in fear of losing it ♫

♫ At times, I can't help but ache that the wind blows through you ♫

[Happy Enemy]
♫ Even if the sun loses the Earth ♫

We have to help Jun Kai find his partner!

Bye!

Wu Pei Pei, are you crazy?

Do you see G?

Lee Yu Hsuan must've done something

to invade my subconscious!

The person I like is G! It's G!

Who's there?

Grandpa Shan Gui!

Yang Yang!

Where's your mother?

My mother went to work. Is Older Brother Pei Jie here?

He went to class. What do you want from him?

That's okay.

Thank you, Grandpa Shan Gui. I'll leave now.

Older Brother Pei Jie isn't here, but Grandpa is.

Talking to me will feel the same!

Yang Yang!

You're here! Come on in.

The last time I didn't do my math homework,

I told my teacher I forgot it at home.

Grandpa used to do this too,

back when he was little.

Yang Yang! Here, have some cookies.

Your teachers always saw right through you.

They hit your palm and punished you.

You're in no position to be telling him this.

Come on. You're old and can't keep up with the times.

Nowadays,

schools have banned corporal punishment.

Isn't that right, Yang Yang?

After my teacher scolded me, my mother was called in.

They called your mother for that?

My mother would have lived at the school, if that was the procedure.

What happened after that?

My mother hates liars.

I was scared to tell her I didn't finish my homework,

so I didn't go to school and met Older Brother Pei Jie at the park.

I can teach you how to snakeboard for free,

but you have to tell me why you didn't go to school today.

This is a secret. Don't tell my mother.

You did that?

If you don't tell your mom, then it'll really be the end of the world.

So you didn't go to school today again?

If I go, I'm scared it'll be the end of the world.

"The end of the world"?

Older Brother said it was scary when his mother scolded and punished him when he did something bad.

It was like the end of the world. It happened often when he was young.

Look at you. So scary!

Your child said it was like the end of the world!

Yang Yang, as long as you go to school

and don't make mistakes, the end of the world won't come.

But I lied and told my teacher that Mom was on a business trip,

so she couldn't go in to talk with my teacher.

Another end of the world. I don't know how to do the new homework,

so I came here to ask Older Brother Pei Jie to teach me.

No problem.

Older Brother Pei Jie isn't here, but Grandpa is.

Older Brother Pei Jie is my son,

so I can do whatever he can!

Lee Da Tong used to check your homework all the time.

Do you really know how to do it?

Don't worry. Leave it to me.

That's right. That's the correct answer. Did you get it?

I think so, possibly...

Here, have a soda.

Let me see.

Wu Shan Gui, what are you teaching him?

I don't think any of these are correct.

Hey, you don't understand. It's of the highest level.

Only the smart ones get it.

The stupid ones will never understand.

Yang Yang, Grandpa has taught you everything.

Don't teach him rubbish!

And did you call me stupid?

Come on!

[Taipei Courtyard Hotel]

Are you sure this is the place?

I'm sure. Jun Kai's Miss Right is definitely inside.

Then let's go!

Go on.

Hello, Miss.

I'm Lee Da Tong, the Youtuber who called earlier.

Do you know if Assistant Manager Yu Chi Shin from PR is here?

Please give me a second.

Jun Kai, even though there's no one on this world that is 100% compatible with you,

the person who's 99.9% compatible is in there!

Excuse me, are you Yu Chi—

"99.9% compatible"...

Jun Kai, run!

Is the person who was last place in school
[Preview]

teaching him math?

No, don't lead him astray.

These grandpas are noisy.

No, it feels lively.

There's only my mother and me at home.

Papa Lee, where's Yang Yang?

Yang Yang, come with me! Your mother is back...

According to the law of attraction of animals, we should

find something that pops about Jun Kai's appearance. Show off his perfect muscles.

Isn't this too small? It's so tight!

Is he trying to attract men or women?

Change it!

[I Don't Want to Part From You]

Timing and Subtitles by ✨ The Twist of Fate Team 💘 @Viki.com

♫ Such familiar streets, after the rain ♫

♫ We walked together side by side ♫

♫ Those simple everyday moments are like a movie ♫

♫ All of the scenes will soon be lost ♫

♫ I don’t want to part from you ♫

♫ There are so many things I couldn’t say ♫

♫ All the love I’ve poured out are stuffed in the pocket ♫

♫ I can't get it back even if I want to ♫

♫ I don’t want to part from you ♫

♫ So many memories, all have to be returned ♫

♫ How long would it take ♫

♫ To get back my sincerity ♫