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Hey, don't get used
to eating in the new car.
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Can I get one without cheese?
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I'm trying to limit
my dairy intake.
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Copy that.
No cheese for the Blizzard.
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-Morning.
-Boom.
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Oh, honey,
can we eat these in the car?
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I promise
not to make it a habit.
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He just said that.
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Shh, shh, shh, shh.
I lost my phone.
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-Use the Find My Phone thingy.
-That's what I'm doing.
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I just don't know why
they make the beeps so quiet.
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I have a meeting
in three minutes.
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Can you help me, please?
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Here we go.
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-Lizzie, call the phone!
-Ringing!
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What rooms were you in
this morning?
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All of them!
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It's not
in Lizzie's room.
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Voicemail!
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Oh. Honey, call it again!
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-Okay.
-Did you check our bedroom?
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Shh!
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Let's check the bathroom.
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Ooh, did I check this drawer?
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No, not in here.
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It's waterproof. Okay.
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You want me
to bring lunch by later?
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We could do a picnic.
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Oh, I don't know, honey.
I have a work lunch.
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-Oh, where?
-Bluefin.
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Ooh, dragon rolls.
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Huh?
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I just said "dragon rolls."
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'Cause they're my favorite.
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Oh, no, sorry, honey.
I'm saying "huh" to this email.
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Whatever.
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Hello, this is Jeanine.
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Hello?
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Ed? Ed? Hello?
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Lost him.
God, that's so annoying.
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All right,
what do we have this weekend?
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Sunday I have a walk-through
at a property.
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Uh, that's not in the calendar.
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What about shopping?
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No, yeah,
it's in green.
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Oh, I have to invite you.
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We're supposed to go shopping.
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Oh, I know, honey.
Your dad's gonna take you.
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I'll take you shopping.
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I guess we're not getting a bra.
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Hmm?
We can get a bra if you want.
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Pass.
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Oh. Oh, it's Ed.
Here we go. Hello?
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Hello?
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Hello? Hello? Oh, oh, Ed.
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Sorry, these aren't
working.
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You're, uh,
on speaker in my car.
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Hi, Ed!
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Hi. Who's this?
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No one.
That's just my husband.
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-His name's Dan.
-Shh!
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-Hello?
-Yeah, Ed, listen.
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Did you get the evaluations
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on the retail property
on Hanley Road?
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-Liz? Liz?
-Yeah, I'm just building
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-out more comps.
-Liz!
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Um...
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-Ow. Jesus!
-Stop.
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Is everything
okay over there?
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Wait, I'm here.
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All right, I'll talk
to you inside, in person.
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Honey, I really need my own car.
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We really don't need
another one. Coffee.
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Okay.
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I strongly disagree,
but I love you.
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-Blizzard, love you!
-Love you, Mom!
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-Kick some ass today!
-Yep!
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No one says that anymore.
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Morning!
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-Morning, Phil.
-Hi.
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-What did I miss?
-Nothing. It's, like, 9:15.
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-Whatcha reading?
-Um, The Lord of the Rings.
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But I'm
not really reading it.
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I'm just sort of scanning it
for baby names for my nephew.
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Oh, that's exciting! Congrats!
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Okay, Lord of the Rings.
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Uh, that's Legolas,
Frodo, Bilbo, Haldir.
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-Nailed it.
-You know what?
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I'm gonna put together
a list for you
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from the Harry Potterbooks.
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No, you don't...
that's okay.
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-Yeah, much better universe.
-No thank you.
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Sig Daddy!
Get off the island.
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Anosh12,
grab the lantern.
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JimmyWarden6, go
downstairs, get cannonballs.
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Ugh!
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Yes! Suck on that, skeleton.
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Hold on, I gotta eat a banana.
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Yarr!
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Judo7, follow me.
MyBiesel, hit him!
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Mochino7, go on the island,
get the loot.
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We're trying to kill
the skeletons.
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Why are you playing
the accordion?
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Squeeze box, whatever.
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Hey, DiamondBooty,
have you never
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been on a pirate ship?
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Go up to the mast
then if you're dying.
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Go up to the mast!
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Climb the ladder
and take the wheel.
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Die. Yes!
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Ahoy, mother-bleepas!
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I'm the captain now!
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Tom Hanks?
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How old are you?
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Twelve?
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Why aren't you in school?
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Sweden?
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What the hell time is it there?
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So what you're
going to do
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is you're going to take
the blow dryer up and down
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along the banana.
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This will slowly start
to change the banana
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back into its original form.
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Dan, Dan,
the Hot Sauce Man, what's up?
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Ha, ha!
There he is, the big J.
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How we doing?
Things are good?
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-Boom!
-What's the haps in hot sauce?
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Just finishing up
a bar mitzvah batch.
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Did you know your palate does
mature when you reach manhood?
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That makes sense.
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How about you? What's the latest
in Prime shipping?
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It is nuts.
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Do you know what people
love more than online shopping?
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-What?
-No idea.
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I'm really asking you.
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Oh. Double latte.
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Awesome.
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Mmm.
Hey, did you ever hear the...
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the thing about the scorpion and
the frog? You know that one?
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Mm-mmm.
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Well check this out. Okay.
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So a frog is just down by
a river, chilling.
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And then a scorpion walks up
and he goes,
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"Hey, bro,
let me get a ride, hey?"
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And the frog goes, "Nah, I may
be a frog, but I'm not dumb.
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I'm not gonna give you a ride
'cause you're gonna sting me.
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And I ain't down for that."
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And then the scorpion goes,
"Why would I sting you?
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Because if I sting you,
then we both die."
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Frog goes, "That makes sense."
Gives him a ride.
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Halfway across the river,
guess what happens?
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Scorpion stings his ass.
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And then the frog goes,
"Why did you do that?"
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And then the scorpion says,
"Because I'm a scorpion."
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I'm gonna need
some time with that.
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-Wow.
-Yeah.
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Ugh.
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Somebody wants
customized hot sauce.
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Oh, no. Shit.
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-Everything okay?
-Injury update.
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My fantasy tight end's
out for the season
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with an Achilles injury.
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Dan, that's a real man
with a real injury.
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His family's
probably devastated.
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That's no fantasy.
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Okay, I am out.
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Oh, and don't forget.
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You're in charge, not the phone.
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-Peace!
-Peace.
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How's the sauce biz?
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Oh, it's good.
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-Yeah? Good?
-Yeah.
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-Well, good is good, right?
-Yeah.
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-Yeah.
-I mean, I gotta go
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over cost review,
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amortization, stuff like that.
But, yeah.
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Have you, uh...
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Have you talked to that dad from
school about the consulting gig?
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-Chad Raymond?
-Mm-hmm!
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Yes.
Uh, well, not yet.
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We're trading calls.
But I did.
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Okay. Well,
it's a new agency,
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and they need someone
with branding experience.
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That is your gift, honey.
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-I know.
-Yeah.
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You're right.
All right, good night.
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-Love you.
-Good night. Love you!
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-Carol Roman.
-What?
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Tall Carol from work. The one
that wears men's cologne.
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She took over
the Midwest mall leases.
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Sorry, honey.
Just sucks being on call 24/7.
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Mm, mm.
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Mm-mm.
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UPS!
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Alexa, volume down.
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Got anything today?
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Perfect timing. Just two.
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They're fragile.
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Can I make you an espresso?
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No, thanks.
I don't drink coffee.
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So is Juan on vacation?
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Juan died Saturday.
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How?
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Aortic embolism.
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He's so young.
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I guess.
I didn't know him.
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People seemed to love him
at the depot yard.
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I think there's a service.
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If you want,
I could get you the info?
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Wow. Thanks.
Yeah.
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-Alex, by the way.
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Nice to meet you, Alex.
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I couldn't find
the songs you requested.
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I'm not talking to you, Alexa!
This is personal!
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Jesus!
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Personal Jesus
by Depeche Mode
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is only available
with Amazon Music Unlimited
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on this Echo Show.
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It's free for 30 days,
and then you'll be
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automatically charged
$3.99 a month.
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-I'll get you that info.
-Cancel anytime.
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-Remind me why we're spending
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our Saturday morning
at a stranger's funeral.
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He wasn't a stranger.
Juan was a good friend.
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Before our family
speaks,
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I wanna give time to just
a few of the many people
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who've contacted me to talk
about what a good man Juan was.
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First, Chief Jimmy Golden Hawk.
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Juan came into my life
as a UPS driver
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when he came to the
reservation...
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-to pick up a shipment
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of deer jerky.
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-Turn it off.
-It is off.
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-Off.
-Well, it's on vibrate.
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Off.
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That's why I always
thought of him as a bright star.
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Eight years later, Juan
had built our fish hatchery.
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How did he find the time?
I read one book last year.
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And now some words
from Sergeant John Hackner.
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After coming back
from Afghanistan,
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I was self-medicating.
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Juan had challenged me
to get through my trauma.
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But I'm sober now. I got my GED.
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What an incredible sense
of service.
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He was right...
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How often did you see him?
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Mondays through Saturdays
and federal holidays.
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Now I wanna
bring up Juan's new wife
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and my dear friend Alida.
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Why did he leave the first wife?
She's gorgeous.
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Okay.
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Oh, no, they're both gorgeous.
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-Go long, two for two.
-Hm.
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Juany always said,
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"Life is right there
in front of you.
256
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You just have to be present."
257
00:13:48,448 --> 00:13:53,000
Juan taught us how to live.
I mean, we're one big family.
258
00:13:53,344 --> 00:13:55,103
That's how we
co-parent our son.
259
00:13:55,275 --> 00:13:56,448
Carlito.
260
00:13:59,896 --> 00:14:03,344
Juan taught us how to live
in moments both big and small.
261
00:14:03,965 --> 00:14:05,241
Amen, Flo-Flo.
262
00:14:07,517 --> 00:14:09,655
Wait, I'm so confused.
Were they Mormon?
263
00:14:09,758 --> 00:14:10,896
Shh, please.
264
00:14:11,068 --> 00:14:13,275
There's just
a lot of wives up there.
265
00:14:13,965 --> 00:14:15,275
I'm now going to take a moment
266
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:17,965
and read something
from Juan's personal journal.
267
00:14:20,448 --> 00:14:22,000
"To be truly awake,
268
00:14:23,310 --> 00:14:25,586
one must sometimes
be unreachable
269
00:14:25,793 --> 00:14:28,827
to the distractions
of the modern world."
270
00:14:44,103 --> 00:14:47,344
He's right. It's so simple.
271
00:14:47,586 --> 00:14:49,448
We're missing out on life,
but we can't see it
272
00:14:49,551 --> 00:14:51,517
'cause we're chained to our
bullshit
273
00:14:51,620 --> 00:14:54,965
Okay, well, I have to
check my bullshitreally quick.
274
00:14:55,896 --> 00:14:58,344
Oh, speaking of,
have you talked to Chad yet?
275
00:15:01,172 --> 00:15:04,000
We just got hit by
an existential lightning bolt,
276
00:15:04,551 --> 00:15:06,862
and you wanna talk about Chad?
277
00:15:10,206 --> 00:15:11,482
I'm gonna order some dinner.
278
00:15:24,482 --> 00:15:26,931
Jesus, you scared me.
279
00:15:27,586 --> 00:15:28,793
It's 3:30 in the morning.
280
00:15:28,896 --> 00:15:30,344
Yeah, I know.
I couldn't sleep,
281
00:15:30,448 --> 00:15:32,000
so I wanted to get
a head start on tomorrow.
282
00:15:32,103 --> 00:15:33,620
I'm almost done.
I'm almost done.
283
00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:36,448
Shh. Go back to sleep. Shh.
284
00:15:45,034 --> 00:15:46,000
I know where she is.
285
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:48,896
Hi.
286
00:15:56,310 --> 00:15:58,068
-Hey, Philly.
-Don't call me that.
287
00:15:59,241 --> 00:16:00,448
What is that?
288
00:16:00,551 --> 00:16:02,413
It's a North American
hog-nosed skunk.
289
00:16:02,517 --> 00:16:04,172
I don't think that's allowed.
290
00:16:04,310 --> 00:16:06,517
-Probably not.
-Where did you get that?
291
00:16:06,620 --> 00:16:09,241
JD's Exotic Pets.
I wanted a beaver,
292
00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:11,137
but apparently
they drop a lot of scat
293
00:16:11,344 --> 00:16:13,206
-Is that gonna spray in here?
-No, no.
294
00:16:13,310 --> 00:16:14,793
The scent gland's been removed.
295
00:16:14,896 --> 00:16:15,793
Oh.
296
00:16:18,413 --> 00:16:19,793
Dan? Honey, what's happening?
297
00:16:20,206 --> 00:16:23,068
-Ah, just visiting my wife.
-No, no, what is that?
298
00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:24,482
It's a wild animal
299
00:16:24,758 --> 00:16:26,482
who is innately connected
to what's real.
300
00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:28,241
He had its scent glands removed.
301
00:16:28,344 --> 00:16:29,724
I did not.
The store did that.
302
00:16:29,827 --> 00:16:31,206
What is it doing in the office?
303
00:16:31,344 --> 00:16:32,241
What do you mean?
304
00:16:32,448 --> 00:16:35,103
-Mm, mm, mm, mm!
-Oh! Oh, my God.
305
00:16:35,827 --> 00:16:38,344
Dan, this is my
office, okay? I work here.
306
00:16:38,620 --> 00:16:40,827
The point is that
you are embarrassing me!
307
00:16:40,931 --> 00:16:43,344
We should be embarrassed.
We're not thriving.
308
00:16:43,551 --> 00:16:45,137
We're not connected
to our true nature.
309
00:16:45,241 --> 00:16:47,344
Could you just find the skunk
310
00:16:47,517 --> 00:16:49,000
and take it back
to wherever you came from
311
00:16:49,103 --> 00:16:50,827
and go home, and we'll talk
about it later, okay?
312
00:16:50,931 --> 00:16:53,413
Don't worry about the skunk,
Jeanine.
313
00:16:53,862 --> 00:16:55,241
Worry about us!
314
00:16:55,379 --> 00:16:57,655
We have to go away this weekend.
315
00:16:57,758 --> 00:17:00,586
No phones, no screens, no work.
316
00:17:00,689 --> 00:17:01,689
Going away where?
317
00:17:01,793 --> 00:17:03,551
To the mountains. To the rivers!
318
00:17:03,655 --> 00:17:05,517
All right! Okay,
Don't raise your voice.
319
00:17:05,655 --> 00:17:07,068
Honey,
how can I help you?
320
00:17:07,758 --> 00:17:10,482
I want this for us.
You and me alone this weekend.
321
00:17:10,689 --> 00:17:12,517
Just say yes. Just say it.
322
00:17:12,619 --> 00:17:14,758
-Say it.
-Yes.
323
00:17:14,862 --> 00:17:18,241
-Yes! You and me.
-Yes! I'm going. Yes.
324
00:17:18,378 --> 00:17:20,448
-I got one. Going away!
-Uh-huh. Yup!
325
00:17:20,655 --> 00:17:22,413
Get the s--
he's over there. Yeah.
326
00:17:22,723 --> 00:17:24,619
Come here. Come on.
327
00:17:26,758 --> 00:17:29,758
Jeanine?
You got a second?
328
00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:35,034
-Jeanine.
-Yes?
329
00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:36,137
You're great at your job.
330
00:17:36,241 --> 00:17:37,724
Thank you.
I love what I do.
331
00:17:38,241 --> 00:17:41,206
But we still need boundaries.
332
00:17:42,379 --> 00:17:43,344
Yeah, of course.
333
00:17:43,448 --> 00:17:44,793
What is this?
334
00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:46,758
Oh, that's a JibJab.
335
00:17:47,034 --> 00:17:50,482
Yeah, it's one of those
animated custom greetings.
336
00:17:50,586 --> 00:17:51,793
My cousin Tammy sent one to me
337
00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:53,241
for my birthday a couple of
years ago,
338
00:17:53,344 --> 00:17:55,551
and she was a monkey,
and she put my head on a banana,
339
00:17:55,655 --> 00:17:56,655
and she peeled me,
she ate me.
340
00:17:56,758 --> 00:18:00,034
It was so...
I love JibJabs.
341
00:18:00,137 --> 00:18:02,793
I use them a lot.
Do you know what a JibJab is?
342
00:18:02,896 --> 00:18:04,482
It feels like
you've never seen a JibJab.
343
00:18:04,586 --> 00:18:05,689
Stop saying "JibJab."
344
00:18:06,310 --> 00:18:09,517
Jeanine, the issue is less
that you sent the message
345
00:18:09,620 --> 00:18:11,172
and more when you sent it.
346
00:18:12,137 --> 00:18:13,172
When did I send it?
347
00:18:13,344 --> 00:18:15,034
At 3:42 in the morning.
348
00:18:15,275 --> 00:18:16,344
Mm-hmm.
349
00:18:16,724 --> 00:18:19,620
And you sent another to someone
on President's Day?
350
00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:21,137
A work holiday?
351
00:18:21,241 --> 00:18:23,827
Okay, yeah, yeah,
I see where you're going.
352
00:18:23,931 --> 00:18:26,758
Well, at my last job,
at the law firm,
353
00:18:26,862 --> 00:18:29,000
late emails and working
on holidays,
354
00:18:29,103 --> 00:18:30,482
it was, like,
completely normal.
355
00:18:30,586 --> 00:18:31,689
But this isn't a law firm,
356
00:18:31,793 --> 00:18:33,724
and that's not
how we do things here.
357
00:18:33,965 --> 00:18:34,931
Got it!
358
00:18:35,379 --> 00:18:38,482
You can't drive up next to Jen
Gallivan while she's jogging
359
00:18:38,586 --> 00:18:40,034
and blare "Eye of the Tiger".
360
00:18:40,137 --> 00:18:42,206
Well, I was just being
supportive.
361
00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:44,275
Why don't you take
a couple weeks?
362
00:18:44,379 --> 00:18:45,827
No, I hear you.
I'm good.
363
00:18:45,931 --> 00:18:47,896
No. Really.
364
00:18:48,344 --> 00:18:49,275
Do it.
365
00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:56,758
What is the digital detox?
366
00:18:56,862 --> 00:18:58,379
Jeanine,
you want to handle that one?
367
00:18:58,482 --> 00:19:00,206
Uh, yep.
Yep, yep, yep.
368
00:19:00,310 --> 00:19:03,724
It means we're gonna unplug
from our phones for the weekend.
369
00:19:03,827 --> 00:19:05,379
We're just gonna
put down our work,
370
00:19:05,482 --> 00:19:06,862
connect with nature
and each other.
371
00:19:06,965 --> 00:19:10,241
-A sex vacation.
-Mom?
372
00:19:10,344 --> 00:19:13,137
Don't worry about anything.
Enjoy each other.
373
00:19:13,241 --> 00:19:14,413
-Is this going?
-Yeah.
374
00:19:14,517 --> 00:19:15,517
Grandma,
what do you want
375
00:19:15,620 --> 00:19:16,793
your Hellfire password to be?
376
00:19:16,896 --> 00:19:19,172
Oh God,
I can't remember my passwords.
377
00:19:19,275 --> 00:19:22,275
SCRABBLESLUT1939, all caps.
378
00:19:22,689 --> 00:19:24,413
All right. We'll call you
when we get settled.
379
00:19:24,517 --> 00:19:25,551
I love you, sweetheart.
380
00:19:25,655 --> 00:19:27,689
And there is money
on the counter
381
00:19:27,793 --> 00:19:29,000
in case you guys want
to order a pizza.
382
00:19:29,103 --> 00:19:30,724
Yeah, cell phone's
a little spotty out here.
383
00:19:30,827 --> 00:19:33,172
It's pretty remote, so...
oh, wait, you're the driver.
384
00:19:33,586 --> 00:19:34,965
-I'm making you drive.
-Me?
385
00:19:35,068 --> 00:19:36,655
I'm gonna force you
to be present.
386
00:19:37,689 --> 00:19:39,724
Okay, you know what?
For the record,
387
00:19:39,827 --> 00:19:42,379
you are on your phone
just as much as I am.
388
00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:43,862
Mom, seriously?
389
00:19:43,965 --> 00:19:45,931
No one's on their phone
more than you.
390
00:19:46,034 --> 00:19:46,965
Okay.
391
00:19:47,068 --> 00:19:49,517
Remember, sex
isn't just intercourse.
392
00:19:49,620 --> 00:19:51,068
-Got it!
-Thanks, Ma.
393
00:19:51,241 --> 00:19:52,517
Okay, she's getting worse.
394
00:19:53,068 --> 00:19:55,379
Please tell me
if I start acting like that.
395
00:19:55,689 --> 00:19:56,724
Yeah. Oh, I will.
396
00:20:01,758 --> 00:20:03,172
Flaming Lips?
397
00:20:03,275 --> 00:20:05,586
Could you ease me
into the weekend, please?
398
00:20:05,896 --> 00:20:07,551
Come on,
you could dive in.
399
00:20:07,931 --> 00:20:11,103
I actually brought
my weed blueberries.
400
00:20:11,241 --> 00:20:14,275
What? Honey, you know
pot makes me fall asleep.
401
00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:16,689
No, not these.
These are completely dialed in.
402
00:20:16,793 --> 00:20:19,344
They're not too indica,
not too sativa.
403
00:20:20,103 --> 00:20:21,896
I don't even know
what any of those words mean.
404
00:20:22,206 --> 00:20:25,655
Well, weed science
these days is amazing.
405
00:20:35,620 --> 00:20:38,620
-Mm-hmm.
406
00:20:47,724 --> 00:20:49,344
-Hey, what are you doing?
407
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,931
That's dangerous and illegal.
408
00:20:52,034 --> 00:20:55,137
Come on. Bet you haven't even
thought about work once.
409
00:20:55,344 --> 00:20:56,206
Yeah.
410
00:20:56,310 --> 00:20:57,413
-Right?
-Mm-hmm.
411
00:20:57,862 --> 00:21:00,000
They were cool with
you coming back late Monday?
412
00:21:00,965 --> 00:21:03,206
Yeah. Totally cool.
413
00:21:04,586 --> 00:21:06,379
-Nice.
414
00:21:22,620 --> 00:21:24,241
I'm gonna go pee.
You need anything?
415
00:21:24,344 --> 00:21:26,000
-No. No, I'm good.
-Okay.
416
00:21:38,344 --> 00:21:41,827
-Hey, Phil, it's Jeanine.
-I know. I can see your face.
417
00:21:41,931 --> 00:21:43,620
Why are you calling me
on my cell phone?
418
00:21:43,724 --> 00:21:45,172
I told you not to do that.
It creeps me out.
419
00:21:45,482 --> 00:21:48,241
'Kay, could you just walk me
into the conference room?
420
00:21:48,413 --> 00:21:50,000
Okay, fine.
421
00:21:56,448 --> 00:21:58,758
Hey, guys!
Hey! Catch me up!
422
00:21:59,413 --> 00:22:00,724
We're good.
We got it.
423
00:22:01,034 --> 00:22:02,655
You haven't even
been gone a day.
424
00:22:02,758 --> 00:22:03,965
Plus, Stephanie
said you were on
425
00:22:04,068 --> 00:22:05,448
a two-week
mandatory sabbatical.
426
00:22:05,965 --> 00:22:08,103
Okay, which one of you babies
doesn't like JibJabs?
427
00:22:08,206 --> 00:22:09,206
Who does?
428
00:22:35,655 --> 00:22:37,000
I couldn't resist.
429
00:22:38,448 --> 00:22:39,413
I wish you had.
430
00:22:40,034 --> 00:22:43,448
And uh-- fake rose
for a real beauty?
431
00:22:43,551 --> 00:22:44,827
Oh!
432
00:22:45,689 --> 00:22:47,275
Oh, it's... it's underwear!
433
00:22:47,379 --> 00:22:48,413
Underwear?
434
00:22:52,689 --> 00:22:54,379
I bought you
gas station underwear.
435
00:22:55,172 --> 00:22:58,000
Who doesn't love gas station
underwear, right?
436
00:22:58,586 --> 00:22:59,413
I can return it.
437
00:22:59,517 --> 00:23:01,586
No. No, I love it.
438
00:23:02,034 --> 00:23:03,517
-Okay.
-Yeah.
439
00:23:11,344 --> 00:23:14,172
We're not even that far out of
town, and it's already nothing.
440
00:23:14,275 --> 00:23:15,379
Look at this.
441
00:23:31,931 --> 00:23:36,482
-So?
-Uh, it's really remote.
442
00:23:37,482 --> 00:23:38,379
That's the idea.
443
00:23:46,413 --> 00:23:48,896
-Entrez-vous, madame.
-Thank you.
444
00:23:50,724 --> 00:23:53,482
-Nice, right?
-Cozy.
445
00:23:53,586 --> 00:23:54,620
I knew you'd like it.
446
00:24:08,551 --> 00:24:09,931
Not the worst.
447
00:24:10,034 --> 00:24:11,379
Not the worst.
448
00:24:12,655 --> 00:24:13,551
You hungry?
449
00:24:15,034 --> 00:24:16,172
I'm getting there.
450
00:24:17,586 --> 00:24:18,517
Good.
451
00:24:19,103 --> 00:24:21,000
I brought some food
so we can cook.
452
00:24:21,551 --> 00:24:22,448
Hm.
453
00:24:38,620 --> 00:24:39,827
Las margaritas.
454
00:24:39,931 --> 00:24:41,482
-Fantastic.
-Thank you.
455
00:24:41,586 --> 00:24:42,620
What do you recommend?
456
00:24:42,758 --> 00:24:44,103
Chicken enchiladas.
457
00:24:44,379 --> 00:24:45,896
-Done.
-Okay.
458
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,000
Well, then I'm gonna get
something different
459
00:24:47,103 --> 00:24:48,137
so we can do the splitsies.
460
00:24:48,241 --> 00:24:49,758
Oh, splitsies, I love it.
461
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,482
I'm excited
for the both of you.
462
00:24:52,206 --> 00:24:54,551
Uh, okay.
I'll take the steak tacos.
463
00:24:54,655 --> 00:24:55,551
Mmm.
464
00:24:56,862 --> 00:24:57,793
Oh, okay.
465
00:24:57,896 --> 00:25:01,379
Uh, chicken fajitas.
466
00:25:01,482 --> 00:25:02,379
Mmm.
467
00:25:02,896 --> 00:25:04,551
Chicken enchiladas.
468
00:25:04,758 --> 00:25:06,379
Chicken enchiladas, okay.
469
00:25:07,310 --> 00:25:08,310
Thank you!
470
00:25:09,793 --> 00:25:10,689
Cheers?
471
00:25:12,896 --> 00:25:15,137
Mm, woo!
472
00:25:15,241 --> 00:25:16,689
-Wow.
-Wow, wow, wow.
473
00:25:16,793 --> 00:25:18,482
-That's a lot of tequila.
-That's a lot of tequila.
474
00:25:19,241 --> 00:25:20,172
Yeah.
475
00:25:20,620 --> 00:25:21,689
This place is nice, right?
476
00:25:22,137 --> 00:25:25,448
Mm. A little heavy
on the taxidermy.
477
00:25:45,448 --> 00:25:47,000
I know.
I just need to check on Debra,
478
00:25:47,103 --> 00:25:48,482
who took over the construction
team in Kansas City.
479
00:25:48,586 --> 00:25:50,862
You don't think I've made
sacrifices for this weekend?
480
00:25:51,310 --> 00:25:53,689
I shut down production
on Holy Habanero.
481
00:25:56,793 --> 00:25:57,931
-What does that mean?
-Nothing.
482
00:25:58,034 --> 00:25:59,965
I just... I'm just gonna
check some emails
483
00:26:00,068 --> 00:26:02,172
while I have this bar
of service.
484
00:26:02,275 --> 00:26:03,482
Let's make a deal.
485
00:26:03,586 --> 00:26:05,241
Let's just drink
lethal margaritas and hang.
486
00:26:05,379 --> 00:26:07,965
I wanna enjoy this.
Just you and me this weekend.
487
00:26:08,068 --> 00:26:09,068
All right.
You're right.
488
00:26:09,206 --> 00:26:10,931
-You and me.
-Yeah.
489
00:26:11,034 --> 00:26:12,655
Yeah. Mmm.
490
00:26:13,275 --> 00:26:15,275
Reminds me,
I have to check in on Lizzie.
491
00:26:23,620 --> 00:26:26,068
-No fighting at Gil's.
-We're not fighting.
492
00:26:26,172 --> 00:26:28,448
Well, good.
Don't make me throw you out.
493
00:26:28,551 --> 00:26:29,482
Mm.
494
00:26:29,586 --> 00:26:31,000
You're my customers
for the week.
495
00:26:31,103 --> 00:26:33,206
Yeah? Business slow?
496
00:26:33,310 --> 00:26:34,655
Slow would be busy.
497
00:26:34,758 --> 00:26:37,827
That's the rhythm of the area.
498
00:26:37,931 --> 00:26:39,275
You're used to it.
499
00:26:40,620 --> 00:26:43,137
I guess.
I was born here.
500
00:26:43,655 --> 00:26:44,655
No way.
501
00:26:44,758 --> 00:26:46,206
So was my dad.
So was his dad.
502
00:26:47,172 --> 00:26:49,137
Cattlemen turned land men.
503
00:26:49,724 --> 00:26:50,896
They helped to build this town
504
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,413
into the bustling metropolis
it is now.
505
00:26:57,206 --> 00:26:59,758
I suspect you've had
a few adventures
506
00:26:59,862 --> 00:27:01,034
outside of this place.
507
00:27:01,137 --> 00:27:03,689
A few. Nothing crazy.
508
00:27:04,862 --> 00:27:07,827
Left here after high school.
Traveled a bit.
509
00:27:08,551 --> 00:27:10,586
Spent some time
in New York
510
00:27:11,758 --> 00:27:13,620
trying to find my young self.
511
00:27:14,206 --> 00:27:15,275
Hung out.
512
00:27:16,620 --> 00:27:18,448
Caught the end
of a great run at Birdland.
513
00:27:18,551 --> 00:27:21,206
Oh! Oh, you must've
seen some shows.
514
00:27:21,310 --> 00:27:24,000
Ooh!
No, they weren't shows.
515
00:27:24,103 --> 00:27:27,103
They were experiences.
516
00:27:27,206 --> 00:27:30,034
Soul transfusions.
It changed you.
517
00:27:30,137 --> 00:27:32,413
It changed you up from the core.
518
00:27:34,344 --> 00:27:36,275
Smoked a joint
with Sonny Rollins.
519
00:27:38,758 --> 00:27:39,620
Damn!
520
00:27:39,724 --> 00:27:43,068
Woo! Painted a bit.
521
00:27:43,172 --> 00:27:45,172
Large canvas,
neoexpressionist?
522
00:27:45,275 --> 00:27:47,689
No. Houses and offices
to pay rent.
523
00:27:48,034 --> 00:27:49,103
Yeah, yeah.
524
00:27:49,551 --> 00:27:51,172
Oh, I loved being in that city.
525
00:27:51,413 --> 00:27:53,517
Even the heartbreak
was romantic.
526
00:27:56,551 --> 00:27:57,206
Yeah.
527
00:27:57,310 --> 00:27:58,379
You and your wife?
528
00:27:58,965 --> 00:28:00,310
You have something functional.
529
00:28:00,689 --> 00:28:02,137
A healthy codependence.
530
00:28:02,896 --> 00:28:04,034
Glad it reads.
531
00:28:04,310 --> 00:28:07,448
And you come out here
to be who you really are.
532
00:28:08,551 --> 00:28:10,241
That's the magic of this area.
533
00:28:11,068 --> 00:28:13,827
That's why I came back here
and never left home again.
534
00:28:13,931 --> 00:28:15,103
Hm.
535
00:28:17,551 --> 00:28:18,551
Mmm.
536
00:28:20,689 --> 00:28:21,586
Oh.
537
00:28:22,724 --> 00:28:25,620
Hmm. Oh, cheers. Mm.
538
00:28:25,724 --> 00:28:28,379
So they built
a rest stop down on 40,
539
00:28:28,724 --> 00:28:30,413
and they put
a Burger King there.
540
00:28:31,586 --> 00:28:33,620
We've been losing
business ever since.
541
00:28:35,931 --> 00:28:38,827
If I was you,
I'd put an ad in that rest stop.
542
00:28:39,172 --> 00:28:41,275
Just a photo of that
sweet sign out front
543
00:28:41,965 --> 00:28:44,827
that reads
"Gil's is open too."
544
00:28:47,724 --> 00:28:48,793
I like that.
545
00:28:50,103 --> 00:28:51,172
You in advertising?
546
00:28:51,275 --> 00:28:53,586
Ye... No, no, no.
547
00:28:53,689 --> 00:28:55,241
-Hm?
-No, no.
548
00:28:55,965 --> 00:28:56,862
Hm.
549
00:29:06,862 --> 00:29:07,724
How are things at work?
550
00:29:07,827 --> 00:29:09,310
-Eh, whatever.
-Yeah?
551
00:29:09,413 --> 00:29:10,482
Let's do shots.
552
00:29:10,724 --> 00:29:13,517
-Really?
-Yeah. Oh my God, yes!
553
00:29:13,620 --> 00:29:14,448
Yes!
554
00:29:14,758 --> 00:29:16,965
Ha, ha, ha, okay!
Here we go! Ah... Okay.
555
00:29:17,379 --> 00:29:18,724
Do it. Do it.
556
00:29:18,827 --> 00:29:20,586
You need a root canal!
557
00:29:20,689 --> 00:29:21,655
Hooah!
558
00:29:22,724 --> 00:29:24,965
-Hi ho?
-You need a root canal!
559
00:29:25,068 --> 00:29:26,241
Hooah! Honey!
560
00:29:26,344 --> 00:29:29,172
-I have no idea!
-Dr. Al Pacino, DDS.
561
00:29:29,275 --> 00:29:30,275
-What?
-Yeah!
562
00:29:30,379 --> 00:29:31,862
No. Come on, here we go.
563
00:29:31,965 --> 00:29:33,517
Ready? Uh, okay.
564
00:29:33,689 --> 00:29:37,172
Say hello
to my "leetle" WaterPik!
565
00:29:37,275 --> 00:29:39,758
Oh, no!
That's Andy Garcia!
566
00:29:39,862 --> 00:29:41,482
No, Pacino playing a Cuban.
567
00:29:41,586 --> 00:29:43,551
Say hello
to my little toothbrush!
568
00:29:43,655 --> 00:29:45,793
Scent of a Woman!
Scent of a Woman!
569
00:29:45,896 --> 00:29:48,862
No, it's not!
It's Scarface! Oh, my God.
570
00:29:51,793 --> 00:29:54,241
Oh, my God, you know what I've
always wanted to try
571
00:29:54,448 --> 00:29:55,620
-What?
-is a Manhattan.
572
00:29:55,724 --> 00:29:57,931
Oof. Well, you're not
trying it tonight,
573
00:29:58,034 --> 00:29:59,413
'cause I don't know
how to make it.
574
00:29:59,517 --> 00:30:02,172
Thank you, Gil.
Thank you.
575
00:30:02,620 --> 00:30:04,862
Oh, dang, the power went out.
576
00:30:05,448 --> 00:30:07,586
Don't worry,
I have a backup generator.
577
00:30:07,689 --> 00:30:09,448
-Okay.
-I'll be right back.
578
00:30:09,655 --> 00:30:13,172
Mmm, honey, I love this place.
579
00:30:13,275 --> 00:30:14,413
You're en fuegotonight, honey.
580
00:30:14,517 --> 00:30:16,275
Oh, God,
here comes the Spanish.
581
00:30:16,379 --> 00:30:17,620
-You want Spanish?
-Yeah.
582
00:30:17,724 --> 00:30:20,655
Uh, vámonos.
Uh, estoy un bombero.
583
00:30:20,758 --> 00:30:24,137
-Yo soy.
-Yo soy un bombero. Ven acá.
584
00:30:24,241 --> 00:30:27,103
-Ven aquí. Ven aquí.
-Ven aquí.
585
00:30:27,344 --> 00:30:28,862
Let's do it like we used to.
586
00:30:28,965 --> 00:30:30,758
-All right!
-What?
587
00:30:30,862 --> 00:30:33,206
-You can DJ.
-Oh, yeah.
588
00:30:33,310 --> 00:30:35,137
Hey, she was a DJ in college.
589
00:30:35,241 --> 00:30:36,172
-Right here.
-I was!
590
00:30:36,275 --> 00:30:37,137
-There you go.
-Right here.
591
00:30:37,241 --> 00:30:39,103
Jeanine the Machine. Yeah.
592
00:30:39,206 --> 00:30:40,793
She was an amazing spinner.
Amazing.
593
00:30:40,896 --> 00:30:44,068
What do we got?
Seven Feathers. The Shame.
594
00:30:44,172 --> 00:30:45,551
Some are mine. Some are Tim's.
595
00:30:45,655 --> 00:30:47,517
-Tim? Who's that?
-Tim is my nephew.
596
00:30:47,620 --> 00:30:51,000
He's a music theory guy.
Yeah, he turns me on to stuff.
597
00:30:51,103 --> 00:30:51,965
To Tim.
598
00:30:52,068 --> 00:30:53,586
Okay, here we go, babe.
599
00:30:53,689 --> 00:30:54,586
Are you ready?
600
00:30:54,793 --> 00:30:56,896
Vamos. Estoy listo.
601
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,206
Vamos a bailar.
602
00:31:06,068 --> 00:31:08,034
-Come on, honey!
-Woo! Yeah!
603
00:31:08,137 --> 00:31:10,172
Remember this, babe?
Remember this?
604
00:31:13,965 --> 00:31:15,310
Uh-huh. Oh, oh!
605
00:31:15,413 --> 00:31:18,103
Oh, yeah, here we go.
Here we go.
606
00:31:19,758 --> 00:31:21,586
-Whoo, yeah!
607
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:36,965
Oh, my God.
This is so fun.
608
00:31:37,068 --> 00:31:38,379
Should we take this party home?
609
00:31:38,482 --> 00:31:40,206
Yeah!
Let's make a fire.
610
00:31:40,448 --> 00:31:42,172
I'll get us an Uber.
611
00:31:42,827 --> 00:31:45,275
Twenty bucks says
it's a Honda Accord.
612
00:31:45,379 --> 00:31:46,517
You're on.
613
00:31:53,241 --> 00:31:56,758
Let's see. Unh-uh.
614
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,000
I got nothing.
615
00:32:02,413 --> 00:32:03,827
We're tiny.
616
00:32:08,103 --> 00:32:09,965
Nonexistent almost.
617
00:32:13,379 --> 00:32:15,551
Puts things
into perspective, huh?
618
00:32:16,241 --> 00:32:17,793
Absolutely.
619
00:32:23,310 --> 00:32:24,793
Well, let's get out of here.
620
00:32:25,448 --> 00:32:28,793
-Whoa!
-What? What did I miss?
621
00:32:30,275 --> 00:32:31,689
Nothing.
622
00:32:33,379 --> 00:32:36,448
God, nothing still.
623
00:32:41,965 --> 00:32:44,517
So no service anywhere.
624
00:32:45,172 --> 00:32:46,931
-Huh.
-Tragic.
625
00:32:48,827 --> 00:32:51,862
This is Perkins,
the town crab-ass.
626
00:32:53,103 --> 00:32:54,586
Uh, Dan and Jeanine.
627
00:32:54,793 --> 00:32:55,793
Hi.
628
00:32:55,896 --> 00:32:58,206
Uh, we want to get
back to our rental,
629
00:32:58,310 --> 00:33:00,517
but we obviously
can't drive, so...
630
00:33:00,620 --> 00:33:04,586
I'd offer, but I have early
onset macular degeneration.
631
00:33:04,931 --> 00:33:06,965
Plus, I'm drunk.
632
00:33:07,241 --> 00:33:08,931
-Yeah.
-Yeah. There's that.
633
00:33:09,137 --> 00:33:10,448
I'll do it.
634
00:33:11,448 --> 00:33:12,586
Oh.
635
00:33:12,689 --> 00:33:14,689
No. That's very nice,
but no thanks.
636
00:33:14,793 --> 00:33:16,689
Oh, yeah, no, no,
we don't wanna bother you.
637
00:33:16,793 --> 00:33:18,862
I'm drinking coffee at a bar
638
00:33:18,965 --> 00:33:21,793
at 10:45 on
a Friday night, so...
639
00:33:22,344 --> 00:33:24,275
Well, the truth is we just...
640
00:33:24,379 --> 00:33:26,448
we don't take rides
from strangers.
641
00:33:27,689 --> 00:33:29,482
Unless they work for Uber.
642
00:33:37,758 --> 00:33:39,275
So what do
you do for a living?
643
00:33:39,379 --> 00:33:43,068
Oh, me? I'm a commercial
leasing director.
644
00:33:43,413 --> 00:33:45,620
Okay.
What about you, champ?
645
00:33:45,758 --> 00:33:47,827
I make artisanal hot sauce.
646
00:33:51,758 --> 00:33:53,103
So what brings y'all out here?
647
00:33:53,206 --> 00:33:55,586
Oh, we just wanted a change
of pace for a few days.
648
00:33:55,689 --> 00:33:57,068
Yeah. I did some research,
649
00:33:57,172 --> 00:34:00,172
and they said this place
is so quiet and beautiful.
650
00:34:00,310 --> 00:34:01,586
That's what got me out here.
651
00:34:01,931 --> 00:34:03,413
How long have you
lived out here?
652
00:34:03,620 --> 00:34:06,344
Nine years. I was
a long-time insurance adjuster
653
00:34:06,448 --> 00:34:10,516
until one day they hired this
baby-faced efficiency expert
654
00:34:10,620 --> 00:34:13,931
straight out of some
West Coast MBA program.
655
00:34:14,034 --> 00:34:15,068
-Mmm.
-Yeah.
656
00:34:15,241 --> 00:34:16,551
Then all of a sudden,
657
00:34:16,655 --> 00:34:19,551
we weren't talking to each
other like we used to.
658
00:34:19,655 --> 00:34:23,137
We were using this
internal messaging system
659
00:34:23,241 --> 00:34:25,516
called Outlook Suite.
660
00:34:25,620 --> 00:34:29,551
Heh. Let me tell you,
the outlook wasn't sweet.
661
00:34:29,655 --> 00:34:33,344
Well, good for you.
You found peace out here.
662
00:34:34,068 --> 00:34:37,379
Yeah, my analog life
was working out just fine.
663
00:34:37,482 --> 00:34:42,206
But this new digital web life?
Well, it drove me to drink.
664
00:34:43,344 --> 00:34:45,931
-And meaningless sex.
-Okay.
665
00:34:46,034 --> 00:34:46,896
And smack.
666
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:47,965
Smack the drug?
667
00:34:48,068 --> 00:34:50,275
Once they got ya,
they don't let go.
668
00:34:51,034 --> 00:34:54,137
You start to need those likes
and those follows
669
00:34:54,241 --> 00:34:56,620
and branded content.
670
00:34:56,724 --> 00:34:59,620
And then you search one time
for thermal socks,
671
00:34:59,724 --> 00:35:03,137
and pretty soon you're
getting buried in sock ads.
672
00:35:04,137 --> 00:35:06,103
-Who's this?
673
00:35:06,241 --> 00:35:07,206
This is Lulu.
674
00:35:09,241 --> 00:35:10,103
Hi, Lulu.
675
00:35:11,103 --> 00:35:13,172
She doesn't talk.
She's a raccoon.
676
00:35:13,275 --> 00:35:15,000
Right. Yeah.
677
00:35:17,206 --> 00:35:18,413
Oh, honey.
678
00:35:18,517 --> 00:35:20,172
Get down. Get down.
679
00:35:21,965 --> 00:35:24,206
You know,
paradise comes at a price.
680
00:35:24,551 --> 00:35:26,413
We've been having
these power outages
681
00:35:26,517 --> 00:35:28,137
for, like, three months
now.
682
00:35:28,896 --> 00:35:30,275
And I'll be a dog's dick
683
00:35:30,379 --> 00:35:33,034
if it isn't all getting sucked
up by that black ops base.
684
00:35:33,137 --> 00:35:35,172
I got a surveyor buddy
with a high-powered lens,
685
00:35:35,275 --> 00:35:37,827
and he tells me that
they got everything over there.
686
00:35:37,931 --> 00:35:40,241
They got tanks.
They got drones.
687
00:35:40,344 --> 00:35:41,586
They got laser rifles.
688
00:35:41,689 --> 00:35:44,310
They got 5G cloaking devices.
689
00:35:44,413 --> 00:35:46,310
-That's some high tech.
-Yeah.
690
00:35:46,413 --> 00:35:47,862
Do they think we're fools?
691
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,344
Stop pretending
that we're at war. We are!
692
00:35:51,034 --> 00:35:53,758
China is not playing
by the same rules.
693
00:35:54,793 --> 00:35:57,137
Add it up.
Do the math.
694
00:35:57,827 --> 00:35:58,793
I have.
695
00:36:00,413 --> 00:36:02,344
It all adds up to 9/11.
696
00:36:02,448 --> 00:36:03,724
Hm.
697
00:36:03,862 --> 00:36:07,586
I was really hoping
those weren't the numbers.
698
00:36:08,413 --> 00:36:10,034
-Here's you.
-Mm. Okay.
699
00:36:13,379 --> 00:36:14,862
Perfect.
700
00:36:16,275 --> 00:36:18,862
Um, thank you so much.
Have a good evening!
701
00:36:18,965 --> 00:36:20,413
Yeah, hope to return the favor.
702
00:36:20,586 --> 00:36:22,068
I don't need your favors.
703
00:36:27,482 --> 00:36:29,172
Okay.
704
00:36:30,620 --> 00:36:35,310
Wait, do you think that lady
went stir-crazy living out here?
705
00:36:35,689 --> 00:36:39,413
Maybe, but,
we met two epic weirdos tonight,
706
00:36:39,517 --> 00:36:42,275
and that never would've happened
if we were on our devices.
707
00:36:42,551 --> 00:36:45,241
Our devices?
Okay, Grandpa.
708
00:36:45,448 --> 00:36:47,241
Ooh. Grandpa, huh?
709
00:36:47,344 --> 00:36:48,241
Mm-hmm.
710
00:36:48,827 --> 00:36:50,482
That might be
a fun roleplay.
711
00:36:51,310 --> 00:36:54,724
Ooh, your beauty is bewitching
and beguiling.
712
00:36:54,827 --> 00:36:57,413
Mm, mm-mmm.
I don't need the voice, okay?
713
00:36:57,551 --> 00:37:01,379
Oh, no, here too?
714
00:37:02,034 --> 00:37:04,931
You know, in my day, we made
whoopie in the dark.
715
00:37:05,103 --> 00:37:07,310
No, honey, stop, stop, stop.
Seriously.
716
00:37:07,551 --> 00:37:09,655
It makes me very anxious
not having power
717
00:37:09,758 --> 00:37:11,689
in a deserted cabin
in the middle of nowhere.
718
00:37:11,793 --> 00:37:12,896
Honey, it's just no light.
719
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:14,206
-I have candles.
-Does it freak you out?
720
00:37:14,310 --> 00:37:17,655
No. Come on.
We're pioneers tonight, okay?
721
00:37:17,758 --> 00:37:19,000
Think of it that way.
722
00:37:19,103 --> 00:37:22,241
Just me and you against
the elements, you know?
723
00:37:23,103 --> 00:37:24,689
It's kind of sexy, isn't it?
724
00:37:25,448 --> 00:37:26,448
Ah!
725
00:37:26,551 --> 00:37:27,689
What happened?
726
00:37:27,793 --> 00:37:29,896
Mm, I'm okay. I hit my head on a
cabinet.
727
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,206
-Are you okay?
-Yeah, it just hurts.
728
00:37:32,310 --> 00:37:33,448
How can I help you?
729
00:37:33,551 --> 00:37:36,620
Oh, just, uh, the candle
and matches are in a box.
730
00:37:36,724 --> 00:37:37,758
Where? This box here?
731
00:37:37,862 --> 00:37:39,689
Oh, yup. I got them.
732
00:37:39,793 --> 00:37:40,758
I've got a big lump.
733
00:37:40,931 --> 00:37:42,275
Yeah? Does it hurt?
734
00:37:42,379 --> 00:37:43,896
Yeah. It feels stupid.
735
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:45,965
Okay, hang on.
Let me get some light on it.
736
00:37:46,068 --> 00:37:48,068
Yeah, that'll be all right.
737
00:37:49,620 --> 00:37:51,206
-What?
-Nothing.
738
00:37:51,310 --> 00:37:53,379
No, what is it?
What is it? What is it?
739
00:37:53,827 --> 00:37:54,965
You have blood
all over your face.
740
00:37:55,068 --> 00:37:56,551
Oh, no! Oh, no, no.
I don't like that.
741
00:37:56,655 --> 00:37:57,862
-Stop, sit down.
-I don't like that.
742
00:37:57,965 --> 00:38:00,724
Let me see. Hold on.
Don't touch it. Stop!
743
00:38:00,827 --> 00:38:02,137
-Stop smearing it!
-Okay.
744
00:38:02,241 --> 00:38:04,758
Hold on. Oh, okay, yeah.
No, it's a tiny cut.
745
00:38:04,862 --> 00:38:06,482
You just smeared
the blood everywhere.
746
00:38:06,586 --> 00:38:07,931
-Do I need stitches?
-I don't know.
747
00:38:08,034 --> 00:38:09,206
Let me get you some ice.
748
00:38:11,103 --> 00:38:12,448
You know, on the Oregon Trail,
749
00:38:12,551 --> 00:38:14,379
they would have only given me
a bullet to bite on.
750
00:38:14,482 --> 00:38:16,896
On the Oregon Trail,
they'd push you off the wagon
751
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,689
and use you for jerky.
752
00:38:18,793 --> 00:38:20,758
Here, let me see.
All right, here.
753
00:38:20,862 --> 00:38:21,862
You put pressure like this.
754
00:38:21,965 --> 00:38:23,827
-Okay.
-All right.
755
00:38:23,931 --> 00:38:26,206
-Thank you, Nurse Jeanine.
-Oh, honey.
756
00:38:26,310 --> 00:38:27,931
-Oh, nurse?
-Yeah?
757
00:38:28,034 --> 00:38:30,793
Hey, that might be fun.
Or is nurse played out?
758
00:38:30,896 --> 00:38:32,827
-Hmm.
-Yeah.
759
00:39:05,206 --> 00:39:06,068
Hey.
760
00:39:06,793 --> 00:39:08,137
Hey! Good morning.
761
00:39:08,241 --> 00:39:10,241
-How's the head?
-Ah, it's fine.
762
00:39:10,344 --> 00:39:12,724
I love it when you wear
my clothes in the morning.
763
00:39:12,827 --> 00:39:14,517
It reminds me
of when we lived downtown.
764
00:39:14,620 --> 00:39:15,896
Mmm.
765
00:39:16,068 --> 00:39:18,793
Let's see, we'd be arriving
at brunch right now,
766
00:39:18,896 --> 00:39:21,241
Bongo Room,
drinking bloody Marys.
767
00:39:22,379 --> 00:39:24,241
Oh, man, you know what?
768
00:39:24,344 --> 00:39:26,413
When I woke up
and I saw the bloody pillow,
769
00:39:26,517 --> 00:39:28,137
I thought I had murdered you.
770
00:39:28,655 --> 00:39:30,344
And you weren't there.
771
00:39:30,448 --> 00:39:33,137
And I couldn't remember
where I stashed your body.
772
00:39:33,241 --> 00:39:34,827
I was like, did I chop him up?
773
00:39:34,931 --> 00:39:37,103
Or did I put him in the freezer?
774
00:39:37,448 --> 00:39:38,931
Isn't that funny?
775
00:39:39,620 --> 00:39:40,586
Kind of.
776
00:39:41,103 --> 00:39:42,000
I need coffee.
777
00:39:42,103 --> 00:39:44,448
-Oh. I made some.
-What?
778
00:39:44,551 --> 00:39:46,344
-Cowboy style.
-Nice!
779
00:39:46,448 --> 00:39:48,827
Yeah, I lit the stove
with a match.
780
00:39:49,206 --> 00:39:50,275
How rustic.
781
00:39:51,482 --> 00:39:52,413
What's this?
782
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,586
Oh, I bought a journal
for morning pages.
783
00:39:55,862 --> 00:39:57,655
Mmm. Thank you.
784
00:39:57,758 --> 00:39:59,413
-Can I read it?
-Sure.
785
00:39:59,517 --> 00:40:00,413
Yeah?
786
00:40:01,379 --> 00:40:05,310
"The wind, the leaves,
the sun finds its place,
787
00:40:05,413 --> 00:40:06,724
but never surrenders.
788
00:40:06,827 --> 00:40:11,000
The wind, the leaves,
the sun finds its place,
789
00:40:11,103 --> 00:40:12,517
but never surrenders."
790
00:40:15,137 --> 00:40:16,344
I like the repetition.
791
00:40:16,586 --> 00:40:19,482
Yeah. It just kind of came
out of me in one bit.
792
00:40:19,586 --> 00:40:22,413
Mmm, mmm, good coffee.
793
00:40:22,517 --> 00:40:23,758
Thanks.
794
00:40:24,172 --> 00:40:27,310
I gotta call Grandma and Lizzie.
They didn't pick up last night.
795
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:29,896
Plus, there's still no signal.
796
00:40:30,689 --> 00:40:32,758
That's gotta be illegal.
797
00:40:33,275 --> 00:40:34,931
I don't think
there's a law about it.
798
00:40:35,034 --> 00:40:37,137
Oh, no. No, no.
I got it right here, right here.
799
00:40:38,724 --> 00:40:40,965
This is
Louise. I can't take your call.
800
00:40:41,310 --> 00:40:42,344
Voicemail.
801
00:40:42,448 --> 00:40:43,965
-Have a nice day.
802
00:40:44,206 --> 00:40:47,172
Hey, Louise. It's us.
Just checking in.
803
00:40:47,275 --> 00:40:48,931
Cell service
is still really spotty,
804
00:40:49,034 --> 00:40:51,793
so maybe try texting us,
okay? Love you!
805
00:40:51,896 --> 00:40:53,034
Love you, guys!
806
00:40:53,517 --> 00:40:56,689
I hate when people can't get a
hold of me. It makes me crazy.
807
00:40:57,275 --> 00:40:59,620
No offense,
but I don't think your office
808
00:40:59,724 --> 00:41:00,896
is gonna go out of business
809
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:02,206
just 'cause you're gone
for a few days
810
00:41:02,310 --> 00:41:04,137
I was talking about Lizzie.
811
00:41:05,448 --> 00:41:08,103
She's fine. She's in her
own house with her grandma.
812
00:41:08,586 --> 00:41:09,379
Mm-hmm.
813
00:41:09,689 --> 00:41:11,000
Yeah.
814
00:41:18,344 --> 00:41:20,137
I'm a sucker
for an iron bridge.
815
00:41:20,241 --> 00:41:22,172
-Are ya?
-Look at that.
816
00:41:24,103 --> 00:41:26,724
This thing's been here
for a century,
817
00:41:26,827 --> 00:41:27,931
-for sure.
-Sure.
818
00:41:28,034 --> 00:41:29,482
-Right?
-Yeah.
819
00:41:32,896 --> 00:41:34,275
Okay, don't take this
the wrong way,
820
00:41:34,379 --> 00:41:37,103
but if we die,
I want my mom to raise Lizzie.
821
00:41:37,689 --> 00:41:39,241
A dark thought, but okay.
822
00:41:39,344 --> 00:41:42,103
No, it's 'cause your mom
is confident and out of touch,
823
00:41:42,206 --> 00:41:43,896
-and that's a bad combo.
-True.
824
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,310
But I also think
her calling all Black women
825
00:41:46,413 --> 00:41:48,137
"girlfriend" has
influenced your opinion.
826
00:41:48,241 --> 00:41:51,620
I can't say that it hasn't,
'cause she... I was gonna snap.
827
00:41:51,724 --> 00:41:53,172
Mm, ugh, yeah.
828
00:41:55,137 --> 00:41:57,655
Okay, if we get back into town
and that Unabomber lady
829
00:41:57,758 --> 00:41:59,413
has melted down our car
to make weapons,
830
00:41:59,517 --> 00:42:01,000
let's just not make
a big deal about it.
831
00:42:01,103 --> 00:42:02,241
-Ah.
-Yeah.
832
00:42:03,551 --> 00:42:04,586
Mmm.
833
00:42:05,448 --> 00:42:06,689
I might start doing tai chi.
834
00:42:06,793 --> 00:42:07,965
Oh, God, right now?
835
00:42:08,068 --> 00:42:09,724
No, I just mean this is like...
836
00:42:10,413 --> 00:42:12,034
This environment
is so invigorating.
837
00:42:12,137 --> 00:42:13,862
-It gives me energy.
-Yeah.
838
00:42:13,965 --> 00:42:17,241
Nothing out here
but wind and maybe a hawk.
839
00:42:17,827 --> 00:42:19,517
Caw-caw!
840
00:42:21,517 --> 00:42:23,379
-Shut up!
-What? Did you hear that?
841
00:42:23,482 --> 00:42:25,482
-That was a response!
-That was so cool!
842
00:42:25,586 --> 00:42:26,862
You're a hawk whisperer!
843
00:42:26,965 --> 00:42:28,310
I speak hawk!
844
00:42:29,862 --> 00:42:31,103
Getting the steps in,
babe.
845
00:42:31,379 --> 00:42:33,172
You should do this
more often in Chicago.
846
00:42:33,275 --> 00:42:34,793
You noticed
I lost weight, right?
847
00:42:34,896 --> 00:42:37,172
Yeah. You look good.
848
00:42:37,275 --> 00:42:39,206
We should get a picture
of these leaves changing now.
849
00:42:39,310 --> 00:42:40,931
Let's get a selfie,
a vacation selfie.
850
00:42:41,034 --> 00:42:42,344
Vacation!
851
00:42:43,896 --> 00:42:46,517
-Gosh, still no signal.
-It's okay.
852
00:42:47,448 --> 00:42:50,793
All right, car was not stolen,
so that's good.
853
00:42:50,896 --> 00:42:52,862
Ha, ha. No one's
gonna steal it out here.
854
00:42:52,965 --> 00:42:54,896
-No.
-I bet they have great hats.
855
00:42:55,586 --> 00:42:57,551
Oh, honey, do you
really need another hat?
856
00:42:57,655 --> 00:42:58,620
-Come on.
-I didn't...
857
00:42:58,724 --> 00:42:59,655
Just one second.
858
00:43:02,793 --> 00:43:04,103
Okay.
859
00:43:04,896 --> 00:43:06,034
Huh.
860
00:43:08,413 --> 00:43:11,137
Investigators determined that
the hikers were murdered
861
00:43:11,241 --> 00:43:13,172
within minutes of arriving
at the mini mart.
862
00:43:13,482 --> 00:43:15,448
"I'm Perkins! I killed them!"
863
00:43:17,758 --> 00:43:18,758
Can I help you?
864
00:43:18,862 --> 00:43:22,000
-Oh.
-Yeah, uh, you sell hats?
865
00:43:22,655 --> 00:43:25,793
-What kind of hats?
-Trucker hat? Baseball hat?
866
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:27,551
Are you a trucker
or a baseball player?
867
00:43:27,655 --> 00:43:29,379
He is neither, no.
868
00:43:29,482 --> 00:43:31,724
-Where y'all from?
-Oh, from Chicago.
869
00:43:31,827 --> 00:43:34,758
Yeah, we just decided to get out
of the rat race for the weekend.
870
00:43:35,344 --> 00:43:37,103
Well, we got rats around here.
871
00:43:37,448 --> 00:43:38,689
They're just not in a hurry.
872
00:43:38,793 --> 00:43:40,827
Solid wordplay, my man.
873
00:43:41,241 --> 00:43:43,379
I should send you
to the pun-itentiary.
874
00:43:43,827 --> 00:43:44,931
You like being funny, huh?
875
00:43:45,034 --> 00:43:46,241
No.
876
00:43:46,965 --> 00:43:48,482
Oh, hey.
Your radio's working.
877
00:43:48,586 --> 00:43:50,000
Does that mean
there's power in town?
878
00:43:50,103 --> 00:43:52,344
Yeah, it's not grid power.
It's genny power.
879
00:43:52,448 --> 00:43:55,241
We, uh, get blackouts
occasionally, so we're prepared.
880
00:43:55,413 --> 00:43:56,896
And how long
do they normally last?
881
00:43:57,000 --> 00:44:00,344
-Couple of days.
-Ha, ha. Small world.
882
00:44:00,724 --> 00:44:04,034
You're the music theory kid.
You're Gil's nephew.
883
00:44:04,586 --> 00:44:05,448
Oh, yeah.
884
00:44:05,758 --> 00:44:07,206
What are you,
some kind of bounty hunter?
885
00:44:07,413 --> 00:44:08,931
I don't know. Should I be?
886
00:44:12,413 --> 00:44:14,206
61 degrees in Blood Lake.
887
00:44:14,310 --> 00:44:15,689
Here's Mr. Joe Diamond...
888
00:44:15,793 --> 00:44:17,896
Hey, where's the best place
I can get reception?
889
00:44:18,517 --> 00:44:19,931
Out in front
of the restaurant.
890
00:44:20,034 --> 00:44:21,206
Okay.
891
00:44:23,137 --> 00:44:25,482
This place is great. Really.
892
00:44:26,137 --> 00:44:27,379
You're lucky to live
way out here
893
00:44:27,482 --> 00:44:29,689
and not checking
your phone every five minutes.
894
00:44:33,793 --> 00:44:37,103
Well, she's pretty hot.
895
00:44:37,655 --> 00:44:38,724
Good job.
896
00:44:39,620 --> 00:44:40,896
You must have a pretty big dick
897
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:42,793
for being a bald guy
and be with her.
898
00:44:45,758 --> 00:44:47,241
I know you're being funny.
899
00:44:48,689 --> 00:44:49,793
Keep it.
900
00:44:54,655 --> 00:44:56,482
Honey, what you doing?
901
00:44:56,965 --> 00:44:58,448
Oh, usually, you know,
902
00:44:59,068 --> 00:45:01,965
the car acts like a big antenna.
903
00:45:02,241 --> 00:45:03,793
That's news to me.
904
00:45:04,413 --> 00:45:06,413
Crap!
Now it just died.
905
00:45:06,793 --> 00:45:08,103
Ah, crap.
906
00:45:09,482 --> 00:45:11,655
You know,
city Jeanine would've said...
907
00:45:11,758 --> 00:45:13,793
-God damn it!
-Honey.
908
00:45:13,896 --> 00:45:15,413
We're in the middle
of nowhere with no signal.
909
00:45:15,517 --> 00:45:17,206
-Could you just help out?
-I'm sorry.
910
00:45:17,310 --> 00:45:19,482
-Where's the USB cord?
-I don't know.
911
00:45:19,586 --> 00:45:22,275
There is one in here.
Usually put it here.
912
00:45:22,379 --> 00:45:23,827
Annoying. God, what do
you throw in here?
913
00:45:23,931 --> 00:45:24,931
-Everything.
914
00:45:25,655 --> 00:45:29,000
Lizzie's inhaler.
Honey, what if she needs it?
915
00:45:29,103 --> 00:45:31,379
It's fine.
She only needs it for soccer.
916
00:45:31,655 --> 00:45:33,724
I'm pretty sure my mom
doesn't play soccer.
917
00:45:34,896 --> 00:45:36,448
How are you not stressed?
918
00:45:36,551 --> 00:45:39,482
Our phones have basically never
worked since we've gotten here.
919
00:45:39,586 --> 00:45:41,517
-It's so weird.
-It's not that weird.
920
00:45:41,620 --> 00:45:44,965
When we were kids, our parents
didn't text us every four hours.
921
00:45:45,344 --> 00:45:48,344
We're just off the grid a bit.
Doing it Juan style.
922
00:45:48,827 --> 00:45:51,379
-It'll be fun.
-Oh, honey.
923
00:45:58,137 --> 00:45:59,551
I can't deal with crazy
right now.
924
00:45:59,655 --> 00:46:00,724
-Let's go.
-Yeah.
925
00:46:01,172 --> 00:46:03,344
Wait, wait, wait, honey.
926
00:46:04,344 --> 00:46:07,310
A crazy person like that
might have a satellite phone.
927
00:46:07,413 --> 00:46:09,724
-Yeah.
-Follow my lead.
928
00:46:16,413 --> 00:46:19,965
-Hi! Hello.
-Do I know you?
929
00:46:20,620 --> 00:46:22,137
Yeah, it's Jeanine and Dan.
930
00:46:22,275 --> 00:46:25,206
You, uh... you gave us
a ride last night.
931
00:46:25,724 --> 00:46:26,586
I know who you are.
932
00:46:27,034 --> 00:46:29,068
I was just doing a joke
because people enjoy humor.
933
00:46:29,172 --> 00:46:30,413
Uh, okay.
934
00:46:30,517 --> 00:46:33,103
Uh, well, we still
don't have cell reception,
935
00:46:33,206 --> 00:46:34,379
and we're trying to get
a hold of our daughter.
936
00:46:34,482 --> 00:46:35,931
Do you have a satellite phone?
937
00:46:36,344 --> 00:46:37,965
Never. It's too easy
for the government
938
00:46:38,068 --> 00:46:39,793
to track you on them things.
939
00:46:40,793 --> 00:46:42,965
You see that?
You know what that is?
940
00:46:43,931 --> 00:46:47,413
That's an AMQ Predator drone.
It's very dangerous.
941
00:46:47,517 --> 00:46:49,448
They've been conducting
maneuvers since last night
942
00:46:49,551 --> 00:46:51,344
right about the time
the power went out.
943
00:46:51,448 --> 00:46:53,620
You think a drone
knocked out the power?
944
00:46:53,724 --> 00:46:56,448
No, but an electromagnetic
pulse generator
945
00:46:56,551 --> 00:46:57,931
delivered by one of them,
946
00:46:58,206 --> 00:47:00,793
-that could fry a grid easy.
-Mmm. Yeah.
947
00:47:00,896 --> 00:47:02,965
Yeah, well, they wouldn't test
a heavy-duty weapon like that
948
00:47:03,068 --> 00:47:06,310
-unless we were at DEFCON 1.
-Stick to hot sauce.
949
00:47:07,275 --> 00:47:08,241
Okay.
950
00:47:08,448 --> 00:47:10,068
Were you in the military or...
951
00:47:10,172 --> 00:47:12,344
No, I'm just
a student of history.
952
00:47:13,103 --> 00:47:15,896
When the new machines
cause more harm than good,
953
00:47:16,586 --> 00:47:17,758
it never ends well.
954
00:47:17,862 --> 00:47:20,275
All right, look,
we are just a little anxious.
955
00:47:20,379 --> 00:47:22,379
Uh, we are not
used to any of this,
956
00:47:22,482 --> 00:47:23,862
-so...
-Yeah.
957
00:47:23,965 --> 00:47:26,068
Don't patronize me.
958
00:47:26,896 --> 00:47:29,000
I know you been
doing impressions of me
959
00:47:29,103 --> 00:47:30,965
at the store for the kid.
960
00:47:31,068 --> 00:47:32,241
No, no. No, no, no.
961
00:47:32,344 --> 00:47:34,000
We do impressions
all the time.
962
00:47:34,103 --> 00:47:35,310
-Yeah, yeah. It's a game.
-Yeah.
963
00:47:35,413 --> 00:47:37,206
Actually, we play a game
where a famous actor
964
00:47:37,310 --> 00:47:38,689
in an unlikely profession.
965
00:47:38,793 --> 00:47:42,206
Like, I'm gonna make you
an omelet you can't refuse.
966
00:47:42,310 --> 00:47:44,862
-Oh, Brando!
-Brando as a chef at brunch.
967
00:47:44,965 --> 00:47:45,862
Okay.
968
00:47:51,448 --> 00:47:53,896
That one is doing recon on Mama.
969
00:47:54,275 --> 00:47:55,448
And Mama, she bites.
970
00:47:55,586 --> 00:47:57,448
-What does that even mean?
-I don't know.
971
00:47:57,551 --> 00:47:59,517
Couldn't this just be training?
I mean, really?
972
00:47:59,620 --> 00:48:01,896
Okay, so now you want
to be friends again.
973
00:48:02,413 --> 00:48:06,413
Huh. Remember this.
You don't know me.
974
00:48:08,517 --> 00:48:11,068
Punk-ass
motherfucker bitch.
975
00:48:12,931 --> 00:48:13,827
Hey.
976
00:48:15,137 --> 00:48:16,517
Lulu, let's go!
977
00:48:21,241 --> 00:48:22,310
Rude.
978
00:48:24,793 --> 00:48:25,827
I'm out.
979
00:48:32,586 --> 00:48:34,620
Can we just go home now?
980
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:36,965
'Cause of her? No way.
981
00:48:37,379 --> 00:48:39,172
Honey, admit it.
982
00:48:39,517 --> 00:48:42,034
You're happier
when you're balanced. You are.
983
00:48:42,206 --> 00:48:43,724
Life's about work and fun.
984
00:48:44,241 --> 00:48:45,931
This is important. I mean,
985
00:48:46,275 --> 00:48:49,724
I feel like we're connecting
for the first time in a while.
986
00:48:51,379 --> 00:48:52,620
Yeah, you're right.
987
00:48:53,103 --> 00:48:54,413
-How about this?
-Hmm?
988
00:48:54,517 --> 00:48:55,827
If you still feel that way
in the morning tomorrow,
989
00:48:55,931 --> 00:48:58,413
we'll pack it up and leave.
Just one more night.
990
00:48:58,517 --> 00:48:59,965
Okay, one more night.
991
00:49:01,827 --> 00:49:04,517
Oh, and I brought this tune.
992
00:49:04,620 --> 00:49:06,206
This oughta bring back
some memories.
993
00:49:15,137 --> 00:49:16,275
Do you remember that time
994
00:49:16,482 --> 00:49:19,034
when you were driving us up
to Lake Geneva?
995
00:49:21,137 --> 00:49:25,034
Yes. I was so dumb.
We were on an interstate.
996
00:49:25,137 --> 00:49:27,172
Yeah, but it was also epic.
997
00:49:27,275 --> 00:49:28,206
Mmm.
998
00:49:29,034 --> 00:49:31,965
You know, we're not
on an interstate now.
999
00:49:32,379 --> 00:49:33,896
-What?
-No, we're not.
1000
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:36,275
-You can't be serious.
-I'm not. I'm not serious.
1001
00:49:36,379 --> 00:49:37,758
I just wanted to show you
a couple
1002
00:49:37,862 --> 00:49:39,448
features of this car,
like, uh...
1003
00:49:39,551 --> 00:49:41,206
-What?
-Precise cruise control.
1004
00:49:41,310 --> 00:49:42,586
-Oh, yeah?
-Oh, did you know this?
1005
00:49:42,689 --> 00:49:46,310
-What? What?
-It has seven-position steering.
1006
00:49:46,517 --> 00:49:48,413
And, oh, this is really sexy.
1007
00:49:48,517 --> 00:49:49,758
-You gotta check this out, babe.
-What?
1008
00:49:49,862 --> 00:49:52,241
This seat goes back 180 degrees.
1009
00:49:52,344 --> 00:49:54,758
Wait? 180 degrees?
That's flat, honey.
1010
00:49:54,862 --> 00:49:56,448
Honey, no seriously,
I can't see now.
1011
00:49:56,551 --> 00:49:57,413
-Now I can't see.
-Okay, okay, okay.
1012
00:49:57,517 --> 00:49:58,689
-How's that?
-Yeah.
1013
00:49:58,793 --> 00:50:00,034
-Thank you
-Okay. How's that? How's that?
1014
00:50:00,137 --> 00:50:01,448
-Yup, yup, yup, yup.
-Okay.
1015
00:50:01,551 --> 00:50:06,931
I'm just gonna see what's,
uh, happening over here.
1016
00:50:07,344 --> 00:50:08,241
Oh!
1017
00:50:08,379 --> 00:50:09,620
What's going on these pants?
1018
00:50:09,724 --> 00:50:11,620
Is there some kind of
internal belt system?
1019
00:50:11,862 --> 00:50:13,448
Hold on! Honey!
1020
00:50:13,689 --> 00:50:15,965
This is crazy science
or something.
1021
00:50:16,137 --> 00:50:18,448
Yoga pants. Okay.
1022
00:50:18,655 --> 00:50:23,103
Oh, that is nice.
Yeah. Okay.
1023
00:50:24,517 --> 00:50:26,103
Mm, hm, hm.
1024
00:50:30,172 --> 00:50:32,172
Wait, Dan.
Dan, get up here.
1025
00:50:32,275 --> 00:50:33,758
That good already?
1026
00:50:34,620 --> 00:50:36,379
No, honey, I'm serious.
1027
00:50:36,482 --> 00:50:39,241
There's no power or lights
on the dashboard. Dan.
1028
00:50:39,344 --> 00:50:41,137
Dan, I'm not kidding,
something's happening.
1029
00:50:41,241 --> 00:50:42,448
I'm serious. Get up here.
1030
00:50:42,827 --> 00:50:45,103
Okay, uh... I'm stuck.
I can't...
1031
00:50:45,206 --> 00:50:46,413
-Oh! Oh!
-Hey, don't panic.
1032
00:50:46,517 --> 00:50:48,275
Just slow down and pull over.
1033
00:50:48,379 --> 00:50:50,310
Oh, God. I can't.
The wheel is locked.
1034
00:50:50,413 --> 00:50:53,034
-I'll help, I'll help.
-Nothing's working!
1035
00:50:53,137 --> 00:50:55,206
That's my hand!
1036
00:50:55,310 --> 00:50:56,655
Honey, the brakes
aren't working.
1037
00:50:56,758 --> 00:50:59,172
Okay-- honey, you're bumping
my head into the wheel!
1038
00:50:59,275 --> 00:51:00,172
-Get up! Get up!
1039
00:51:00,275 --> 00:51:01,862
Oh, oh!
1040
00:51:01,965 --> 00:51:02,896
Aah!
1041
00:51:08,172 --> 00:51:10,758
Okay. Okay. Okay.
1042
00:51:10,862 --> 00:51:11,862
Oh!
1043
00:51:41,137 --> 00:51:43,758
Perkins is right. This place
is obviously being used
1044
00:51:43,862 --> 00:51:45,275
for some sort
of military testing.
1045
00:51:45,379 --> 00:51:46,310
It's my fault.
1046
00:51:46,413 --> 00:51:47,517
What if our personal information
1047
00:51:47,620 --> 00:51:49,068
is getting stolen right now,
1048
00:51:49,172 --> 00:51:50,724
and we don't have a way to
find out if that is happening?
1049
00:51:50,827 --> 00:51:52,310
Our credit card company
could be trying to call us,
1050
00:51:52,413 --> 00:51:55,344
telling us somebody's buying 96
blenders at a Target in Maine.
1051
00:51:55,448 --> 00:51:56,448
We don't know!
1052
00:51:56,620 --> 00:51:58,310
-It's my fault.
-Stop saying that.
1053
00:51:58,413 --> 00:51:59,586
I picked this place.
1054
00:51:59,689 --> 00:52:01,862
I know, you didn't
want us on our phones.
1055
00:52:01,965 --> 00:52:04,827
I picked it
so we can't use our phones.
1056
00:52:07,206 --> 00:52:09,068
I read a bunch of reviews
of people who said
1057
00:52:09,172 --> 00:52:11,551
they couldn't get any cell
or internet service here.
1058
00:52:11,655 --> 00:52:15,344
And a couple people even
said their phones got fried.
1059
00:52:15,448 --> 00:52:16,379
What?
1060
00:52:17,241 --> 00:52:21,103
I kept it from you, because
I just really wanted...
1061
00:52:21,793 --> 00:52:24,068
you to go on this adventure
with me so bad.
1062
00:52:24,172 --> 00:52:25,034
And I'm...
1063
00:52:25,586 --> 00:52:26,931
I'm sorry.
1064
00:52:33,482 --> 00:52:34,862
That feels better.
1065
00:52:40,551 --> 00:52:41,793
I'm actually hungry.
1066
00:52:42,275 --> 00:52:43,689
I'm gonna make us some soup.
1067
00:52:44,758 --> 00:52:48,379
Honey, I love that
you're a romantic.
1068
00:52:48,758 --> 00:52:51,724
But in certain scenarios,
like this very one,
1069
00:52:51,896 --> 00:52:54,137
I could use a little more
practical thinking.
1070
00:52:54,620 --> 00:52:55,620
I don't need to eat.
1071
00:52:55,965 --> 00:52:57,724
When were you gonna
start looking for a job?
1072
00:52:58,137 --> 00:52:59,344
Hot sauce is my job.
1073
00:52:59,448 --> 00:53:02,827
Hot sauce is your passion.
"I'm a born entrepreneur."
1074
00:53:02,931 --> 00:53:04,137
Yeah, but you didn't
say any of that
1075
00:53:04,241 --> 00:53:05,931
until you didn't get the
promotion at work.
1076
00:53:06,034 --> 00:53:08,827
The agency screwed you over.
Fine! Whatever.
1077
00:53:08,931 --> 00:53:11,241
But you've been licking that
wound in our garage for a year!
1078
00:53:11,344 --> 00:53:14,758
I wasn't fired.
It was a mutual parting of ways.
1079
00:53:14,862 --> 00:53:16,896
I took my severance,
and I pivoted.
1080
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:19,172
-I'm pivoting!
-You didn't need to pivot!
1081
00:53:19,275 --> 00:53:22,241
You needed to stay in the game
for your family's sake.
1082
00:53:22,344 --> 00:53:25,689
But, no, instead you wanted
to sulk and nosedive.
1083
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,379
For the record, I would love
the luxury of nosediving.
1084
00:53:28,482 --> 00:53:30,344
Nobody wants to nosedive!
1085
00:53:30,448 --> 00:53:33,068
I do!
I want to fucking nosedive!
1086
00:53:33,172 --> 00:53:35,068
But I can't! I can't!
1087
00:53:35,172 --> 00:53:36,413
I love your hot sauce,
1088
00:53:36,517 --> 00:53:38,206
but your hot sauce,
it scares me,
1089
00:53:38,310 --> 00:53:41,103
because I thought we'd be
expanding together
1090
00:53:41,206 --> 00:53:42,896
and growing together.
1091
00:53:43,137 --> 00:53:45,793
That we'd move back to
the city in some cool house.
1092
00:53:45,896 --> 00:53:47,206
But instead, we're here!
1093
00:53:47,344 --> 00:53:51,310
We're right here,
just stuck in the same place!
1094
00:53:56,724 --> 00:53:59,068
Oh, and I,
the responsible one,
1095
00:53:59,172 --> 00:54:02,137
have been put on
a two-week forced sabbatical,
1096
00:54:02,551 --> 00:54:03,551
because people
are not responding
1097
00:54:03,655 --> 00:54:04,724
to my fucking work ethic
1098
00:54:04,965 --> 00:54:07,137
or my personalized
animated greetings.
1099
00:54:31,896 --> 00:54:35,000
I got penalized for
my overly enthusiastic tone.
1100
00:54:36,758 --> 00:54:38,172
Which I see as kicking ass
1101
00:54:38,275 --> 00:54:40,965
and supporting my people
with a dash of levity.
1102
00:54:44,448 --> 00:54:46,310
Maybe I do need to chill.
1103
00:54:47,724 --> 00:54:49,413
I never knew
you hated our house.
1104
00:54:49,931 --> 00:54:51,931
No, I don't hate our house.
1105
00:54:52,034 --> 00:54:54,103
I don't like
how things work in it.
1106
00:54:54,758 --> 00:54:56,379
You get to connect with Lizzie
1107
00:54:56,482 --> 00:54:59,724
and go with the flow
and be the easygoing one.
1108
00:54:59,827 --> 00:55:01,310
And I have to be
the breadwinning,
1109
00:55:01,413 --> 00:55:04,793
pain-in-the-ass heavy
planning our lives all the time.
1110
00:55:06,206 --> 00:55:07,965
I guess I just got used to
you being in charge
1111
00:55:08,068 --> 00:55:09,482
'cause you're so good at it.
1112
00:55:10,827 --> 00:55:12,000
And it's not fair.
1113
00:55:12,896 --> 00:55:14,241
It's a lot of stress for you.
1114
00:55:18,068 --> 00:55:19,448
I could be doing more.
1115
00:55:19,551 --> 00:55:21,448
No, you do your part.
1116
00:55:21,551 --> 00:55:23,827
No. Not enough.
1117
00:55:25,620 --> 00:55:26,724
But you know what?
1118
00:55:28,034 --> 00:55:29,517
You enjoy a little nosedive,
1119
00:55:29,965 --> 00:55:31,620
'cause old Dan is gonna dig in.
1120
00:55:32,241 --> 00:55:35,344
That car has a lifetime power
cell and drivetrain warranty.
1121
00:55:35,448 --> 00:55:37,724
I'm gonna get them
to bring us out a rental car
1122
00:55:37,827 --> 00:55:39,413
and tow that lemon away.
1123
00:55:39,724 --> 00:55:41,000
We don't have a working phone.
1124
00:55:41,620 --> 00:55:46,172
Actually, I've been saving
power in power-saving mode.
1125
00:55:46,275 --> 00:55:47,344
-What?
-Yeah.
1126
00:55:47,448 --> 00:55:49,034
I'm gonna get them
to repair everything,
1127
00:55:49,206 --> 00:55:52,034
and I'm gonna get them
to bring us a fucking pizza.
1128
00:55:52,137 --> 00:55:53,137
Yes!
1129
00:55:53,241 --> 00:55:55,275
Yes, I will eat the fuck
out of that pizza!
1130
00:55:55,379 --> 00:55:56,896
Oh my God! Yes!
1131
00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:58,344
-We got this, babe!
-We got this!
1132
00:55:58,448 --> 00:55:59,448
We got this!
1133
00:56:00,896 --> 00:56:02,068
Go get 'em!
1134
00:56:03,344 --> 00:56:04,137
Yes!
1135
00:56:46,137 --> 00:56:47,172
Come on.
1136
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:49,241
Hi, this is Dan Dewerson.
1137
00:56:49,344 --> 00:56:52,172
Hi, this is Dan Dewerson.
Dewerson, Daniel!
1138
00:56:53,413 --> 00:56:54,931
D-E-W-E-R-S-O-N.
1139
00:56:55,034 --> 00:56:57,172
I'm in the middle of nowhere,
and your ecofriendly,
1140
00:56:57,275 --> 00:57:00,551
ecofriend... ecofriendly vehicle
almost killed us.
1141
00:57:00,655 --> 00:57:02,620
I need you to fix it now!
1142
00:57:03,655 --> 00:57:04,689
Come on.
1143
00:57:05,344 --> 00:57:07,310
I want a pizza with jalapeño.
1144
00:57:07,413 --> 00:57:08,862
No, not everything.
No onions.
1145
00:57:08,965 --> 00:57:11,206
But jalapeños, champ!
1146
00:57:11,931 --> 00:57:13,000
Come on.
1147
00:57:15,448 --> 00:57:17,310
-Yes, yes, yes, yes.
1148
00:57:18,034 --> 00:57:19,586
-Hello? Hi.
1149
00:57:19,689 --> 00:57:20,620
- Can I help you?
-Yeah.
1150
00:57:22,758 --> 00:57:23,862
Come on!
1151
00:57:27,137 --> 00:57:28,862
Are you fucking
kidding me?
1152
00:57:32,068 --> 00:57:34,448
Get out of here!
Go on, get!
1153
00:57:36,724 --> 00:57:38,000
Get out of here!
1154
00:57:40,068 --> 00:57:41,448
Get out of the way from me!
1155
00:57:42,517 --> 00:57:45,310
All right,
I guess we're doing this.
1156
00:57:45,551 --> 00:57:48,206
Come on! You wanna play?
1157
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:50,137
Get out of here!
1158
00:57:50,793 --> 00:57:52,137
Who are you?
1159
00:58:02,793 --> 00:58:04,137
You don't own me!
1160
00:58:05,448 --> 00:58:08,517
You're gonna fuck off
permanently!
1161
00:58:15,724 --> 00:58:17,068
Hey.
1162
00:58:17,620 --> 00:58:21,413
Ta-da! Lunch!
1163
00:58:21,517 --> 00:58:23,275
It's our last day here,
so I thought I'd blow it out.
1164
00:58:23,379 --> 00:58:25,172
What do you think? I know
you hate to waste food.
1165
00:58:25,275 --> 00:58:26,758
Yeah. You prepared all the food?
1166
00:58:26,862 --> 00:58:29,275
Yeah, and I finished the peanut
butter and the wasabi peas,
1167
00:58:29,379 --> 00:58:30,482
and I know what you're thinking.
1168
00:58:30,586 --> 00:58:31,862
That that's not
a good food combination,
1169
00:58:31,965 --> 00:58:33,482
but it really is.
It's really good.
1170
00:58:33,586 --> 00:58:35,103
Oh, and I had a couple of those
chocolate-covered blueberries
1171
00:58:35,206 --> 00:58:36,482
-that are somehow pot?
-A couple?
1172
00:58:36,586 --> 00:58:38,896
Yeah, yeah. Indica-sativa.
indica-sativa.
1173
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:40,172
-Are you high?
-Yeah!
1174
00:58:40,275 --> 00:58:41,896
I like stoned me.
Do you like stoned me?
1175
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:44,034
-Well, you got more energy.
-Yeah, I do.
1176
00:58:44,137 --> 00:58:46,344
Yeah, 'cause this trip's
about spontaneity, right?
1177
00:58:46,448 --> 00:58:48,137
Hey, how long
until the car comes?
1178
00:58:48,448 --> 00:58:49,448
Uh, not long.
1179
00:58:49,551 --> 00:58:52,000
Ah, you did the job!
You did it, honey.
1180
00:58:52,103 --> 00:58:53,965
Oh, you never toot
your own horn.
1181
00:58:54,068 --> 00:58:56,275
That's what I love about you!
Toot, toot!
1182
00:58:56,482 --> 00:58:59,103
Oh, honey, you were so right.
I am so addicted to my phone.
1183
00:58:59,206 --> 00:59:00,379
Do you know what I did
when you were gone?
1184
00:59:00,482 --> 00:59:02,068
I noticed how cluttered
their pantry was,
1185
00:59:02,344 --> 00:59:04,862
and I mindlessly went to my dead
phone to check the daily deal
1186
00:59:04,965 --> 00:59:06,068
on the Container Store twice.
1187
00:59:06,172 --> 00:59:08,172
Oh, yeah, well,
you made the tuna, huh?
1188
00:59:08,275 --> 00:59:09,620
Hey, how far did you have
to go for reception?
1189
00:59:09,724 --> 00:59:11,310
Uh, it's just, like,
five, twelve minutes. Listen...
1190
00:59:11,413 --> 00:59:13,931
Oh, thank God
you had battery!
1191
00:59:14,137 --> 00:59:15,862
Because I tried my backup
battery in my purse.
1192
00:59:15,965 --> 00:59:16,862
I don't know
where it is right now,
1193
00:59:16,965 --> 00:59:17,896
but it was totally drained.
1194
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:19,206
Yeah, right. Listen...
1195
00:59:19,586 --> 00:59:22,103
Oh! I bet you those car people
were begging to be forgiven
1196
00:59:22,206 --> 00:59:23,448
when you were done
with them, huh?
1197
00:59:23,551 --> 00:59:25,931
-Pretty much.
-You gave it to 'em good! Yeah!
1198
00:59:26,034 --> 00:59:27,103
Well, yeah, I guess so.
1199
00:59:27,206 --> 00:59:28,172
Did you talk
to Grandma and Lizzie?
1200
00:59:28,275 --> 00:59:29,310
Yeah, they're fine.
1201
00:59:29,413 --> 00:59:31,206
Oh! That's all
I needed to hear.
1202
00:59:31,310 --> 00:59:34,172
Oh, my God. Oh!
Thank you so much.
1203
00:59:34,275 --> 00:59:39,586
You are Dan the man!
Dan of the woods! Whoo-hoo!
1204
00:59:39,689 --> 00:59:40,655
Wow.
1205
00:59:40,827 --> 00:59:42,793
-I love you so much.
-I love you.
1206
00:59:42,896 --> 00:59:44,034
I am so lucky.
1207
00:59:44,137 --> 00:59:45,310
I'm so lucky to have
somebody like you
1208
00:59:45,413 --> 00:59:46,724
who designs an experience
like this which,
1209
00:59:46,827 --> 00:59:48,103
on the surface,
seems really dumb,
1210
00:59:48,206 --> 00:59:50,758
but it's such an eye-opener.
You are amazing.
1211
00:59:50,862 --> 00:59:52,137
-Aw!
-No, I'm not. Don't say that.
1212
00:59:52,241 --> 00:59:53,758
-Yeah, you are!
-Don't, don't, please.
1213
00:59:53,862 --> 00:59:54,931
Oh, I said it. Too late.
1214
00:59:56,137 --> 00:59:57,413
-Watch out!
-Whoa!
1215
00:59:57,517 --> 00:59:58,448
Ha, ha!
1216
00:59:59,103 --> 01:00:02,517
Uh, you're amazing.
You're the amazing one. Ooh!
1217
01:00:02,620 --> 01:00:07,137
You're wife, mother,
friend, businessperson.
1218
01:00:07,482 --> 01:00:09,482
Oh, ah, I mean,
1219
01:00:10,137 --> 01:00:11,965
maybe I'd have held back
on some of the tuna.
1220
01:00:12,068 --> 01:00:14,000
You know,
in case of emergency.
1221
01:00:14,689 --> 01:00:15,689
Mmm.
1222
01:00:16,241 --> 01:00:18,379
And I didn't get a hold of
anyone, even though I wanted to.
1223
01:00:18,482 --> 01:00:20,655
Maybe I really
didn't reach anybody.
1224
01:00:20,793 --> 01:00:24,034
Ooh!
1225
01:00:25,931 --> 01:00:27,068
Is there a car coming?
1226
01:00:30,172 --> 01:00:31,551
Did you talk to Grandma?
1227
01:00:32,448 --> 01:00:33,827
Are you a child?
1228
01:00:33,931 --> 01:00:36,241
Did I just give
a blowjob to a child?
1229
01:00:43,448 --> 01:00:45,034
It's smart to just
pack essentials.
1230
01:00:45,655 --> 01:00:47,586
How are you gonna explain
the bloody pillowcase?
1231
01:00:48,310 --> 01:00:49,275
Makeshift food bag?
1232
01:00:49,448 --> 01:00:51,000
"Makeshift food bag."
1233
01:00:52,310 --> 01:00:54,482
-Are you still stoned?
-I'm really not.
1234
01:00:55,448 --> 01:00:56,931
In a lot of ways,
it's better than alcohol.
1235
01:00:57,034 --> 01:00:58,689
Could you just
not talk anymore?
1236
01:00:59,344 --> 01:01:00,310
Yeah.
1237
01:01:00,965 --> 01:01:02,034
Yeah.
1238
01:01:03,448 --> 01:01:04,413
Okay.
1239
01:01:11,689 --> 01:01:12,724
What is going on?
1240
01:01:13,310 --> 01:01:15,551
There's more of them
and they're getting bigger!
1241
01:01:19,034 --> 01:01:20,206
Careful.
1242
01:01:35,551 --> 01:01:37,620
-Honey, what are you doing?
-Getting supplies.
1243
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:39,344
Shoplifting.
Shoplifting.
1244
01:01:39,448 --> 01:01:41,482
Honey, nobody's here,
and this is an emergency.
1245
01:01:41,586 --> 01:01:44,034
-We can do whatever we want.
-Honey, please, come on.
1246
01:01:44,655 --> 01:01:47,620
-Put these in your pants.
-What? Tampons?
1247
01:01:47,793 --> 01:01:49,275
Put them in your pants!
1248
01:01:49,379 --> 01:01:51,689
Okay, they're in my pants.
What else do we need?
1249
01:01:51,793 --> 01:01:53,896
Proteins, electrolytes.
1250
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:56,206
Proteins, proteins. Okay.
1251
01:01:56,758 --> 01:01:58,517
Honey, these are cold.
1252
01:01:59,137 --> 01:02:00,379
That means there's power.
There's power.
1253
01:02:00,482 --> 01:02:02,103
Get the charger!
Get the charger!
1254
01:02:02,241 --> 01:02:04,517
-Okay, okay, okay.
-Okay, gotta get my phone.
1255
01:02:05,310 --> 01:02:08,275
-Charger. Ah! Outlet.
-Oh, okay. Ooh.
1256
01:02:08,379 --> 01:02:09,689
Come on, come on, come on.
Here, here, here.
1257
01:02:09,793 --> 01:02:10,896
Okay. All right.
1258
01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:12,517
We'd be so great
at Amazing Race.
1259
01:02:12,724 --> 01:02:14,379
-Honey, focus.
-I am.
1260
01:02:14,862 --> 01:02:15,689
Nothing's happening.
1261
01:02:15,793 --> 01:02:16,689
I don't know.
1262
01:02:24,586 --> 01:02:25,655
Hello?
1263
01:02:27,586 --> 01:02:28,482
Hmm.
1264
01:02:37,758 --> 01:02:39,000
Dan? Jeanine?
1265
01:02:39,275 --> 01:02:40,482
Gil.
1266
01:02:41,137 --> 01:02:43,413
-Hi, hey.
-What are you doing here?
1267
01:02:43,517 --> 01:02:44,517
Pooping.
1268
01:02:44,793 --> 01:02:46,275
I own this gas station.
1269
01:02:46,965 --> 01:02:48,000
What's happenin'?
1270
01:02:48,103 --> 01:02:50,206
Oh, we noticed
your fridges had power,
1271
01:02:50,310 --> 01:02:52,275
-so we just wanted to
-charge the phone.
1272
01:02:53,206 --> 01:02:54,655
My genny went out two hours ago.
1273
01:02:54,758 --> 01:02:57,586
I mean, any cold in
that fridge is old cold.
1274
01:02:58,034 --> 01:02:59,931
Is it weird for
a generator not to work?
1275
01:03:00,034 --> 01:03:01,551
Everything's weird nowadays.
1276
01:03:01,655 --> 01:03:04,068
Look, I'm sorry you came up here
while we're having issues.
1277
01:03:04,896 --> 01:03:07,827
Let me buy you a drink.
Fanta, Fresca, Yoo-hoo?
1278
01:03:08,137 --> 01:03:09,551
Oh, go just
grab something on me.
1279
01:03:09,655 --> 01:03:11,310
Oh, no, we're okay.
Thank you.
1280
01:03:11,413 --> 01:03:13,103
-Yeah, thank you.
-Suit yourself.
1281
01:03:16,758 --> 01:03:19,068
Hey, hey, hey.
You have a phone that works?
1282
01:03:19,172 --> 01:03:20,758
Yeah. Sometimes.
1283
01:03:20,931 --> 01:03:22,379
-Can we use it?
-Please. Please.
1284
01:03:22,793 --> 01:03:25,379
Be my guest.
Not much charge on it.
1285
01:03:25,551 --> 01:03:26,620
It's okay.
1286
01:03:26,965 --> 01:03:28,620
Okay, I'm gonna call
my voicemail.
1287
01:03:29,827 --> 01:03:31,793
-Shh, shh.
-Okay, okay.
1288
01:03:31,896 --> 01:03:33,172
Hello, lovebirds.
1289
01:03:33,275 --> 01:03:34,655
Hope you're enjoying
yourselves.
1290
01:03:34,758 --> 01:03:36,103
Don't worry. We had to go
to the hospital, but--
1291
01:03:36,206 --> 01:03:38,551
What? What?
What happened?
1292
01:03:38,655 --> 01:03:40,137
No! No, it died!
1293
01:03:40,448 --> 01:03:41,620
Oh, honey, hospital.
1294
01:03:41,724 --> 01:03:43,310
Hospital.
She needed her inhaler.
1295
01:03:43,413 --> 01:03:45,758
They did play soccer.
Oh, I think I'm gonna pass out.
1296
01:03:45,862 --> 01:03:48,103
Babe, babe, no. They said
they went to the hospital.
1297
01:03:48,206 --> 01:03:49,586
They're probably back
at home. Breathe.
1298
01:03:49,689 --> 01:03:51,000
We gotta get home.
We gotta get out of here.
1299
01:03:51,103 --> 01:03:52,965
Gil, we're having
a family emergency.
1300
01:03:53,068 --> 01:03:54,344
You gotta get us out of here.
1301
01:03:54,448 --> 01:03:55,482
Maybe drive us to
the next town or something.
1302
01:03:55,586 --> 01:03:58,172
I'd like to,
but Tim has my car.
1303
01:03:58,517 --> 01:04:00,275
He's checking out
an estate sale.
1304
01:04:00,379 --> 01:04:02,172
How are you not freaked out
by any of this?
1305
01:04:02,275 --> 01:04:03,620
There's no power.
There's no WiFi.
1306
01:04:03,724 --> 01:04:05,448
There's Chinese drones
flying everywhere.
1307
01:04:05,551 --> 01:04:07,310
Look, sometimes it is
challenging living out here.
1308
01:04:07,413 --> 01:04:09,000
But the way I see it,
when your time is up,
1309
01:04:09,103 --> 01:04:10,965
well, it doesn't matter whether
you get melted by a nuke
1310
01:04:11,068 --> 01:04:12,586
or choke on a chicken nugget.
1311
01:04:12,689 --> 01:04:16,655
Gil! This is code red!
We are in code red!
1312
01:04:19,689 --> 01:04:21,896
Looks like we got
a little settling up to do.
1313
01:04:24,310 --> 01:04:27,482
-I don't have cash.
-You have my card.
1314
01:04:28,034 --> 01:04:30,413
Look, we're friends, all right?
1315
01:04:31,827 --> 01:04:35,275
Let's all go to my place
and sketch each other.
1316
01:04:37,241 --> 01:04:40,482
Yeah, no.
No, that's... hard no.
1317
01:04:48,241 --> 01:04:49,103
What's this?
1318
01:04:49,551 --> 01:04:50,931
No, this is, like...
1319
01:04:51,379 --> 01:04:54,000
Step away
from the solar radio!
1320
01:04:55,413 --> 01:04:57,379
Needs to charge
for two more hours.
1321
01:04:57,482 --> 01:04:59,551
Hey, Perkins, do you know
if the next town
1322
01:04:59,655 --> 01:05:01,137
has a rental car company?
1323
01:05:01,241 --> 01:05:04,482
-Maybe.
-Well, could you take us there?
1324
01:05:04,655 --> 01:05:06,517
Gotta stay here
at the gas station!
1325
01:05:07,344 --> 01:05:08,862
Guard the fuel reserves.
1326
01:05:09,517 --> 01:05:11,482
What happened to your car?
1327
01:05:12,379 --> 01:05:13,827
The electrical system got fried.
1328
01:05:14,448 --> 01:05:16,206
If they're hacking
civilian vehicles,
1329
01:05:16,310 --> 01:05:18,103
that means they've widened
their attack.
1330
01:05:18,586 --> 01:05:20,448
Government's gonna
declare martial law.
1331
01:05:20,551 --> 01:05:23,827
Impose a strict curfew.
Welcome to New China.
1332
01:05:23,931 --> 01:05:25,379
New China?
1333
01:05:26,206 --> 01:05:27,275
You're gonna need this.
1334
01:05:27,379 --> 01:05:28,310
-Yeah! Yeah, we are!
-No, thank you.
1335
01:05:28,413 --> 01:05:29,793
No, no, we don't need a gun.
1336
01:05:29,896 --> 01:05:30,896
Yes, we do!
1337
01:05:31,310 --> 01:05:33,482
We don't have a permit, and
we don't know how to use these.
1338
01:05:33,586 --> 01:05:35,206
Yeah, okay, all right.
1339
01:05:35,482 --> 01:05:37,206
You're right, honey, I'm sorry.
-Thank you.
1340
01:05:37,310 --> 01:05:38,758
I just don't know
what's going on here.
1341
01:05:38,862 --> 01:05:41,103
We are definitely in a dead
zone and we gotta get home.
1342
01:05:41,206 --> 01:05:42,620
Okay, we'll figure it out.
1343
01:05:42,724 --> 01:05:45,344
Hey, Perkins, we will take
that ride to the next town.
1344
01:05:45,448 --> 01:05:49,172
I never offered it.
Besides, Olive's 22 miles away.
1345
01:05:49,275 --> 01:05:53,103
I cannot leave my post for that
long, but there's a shortcut.
1346
01:05:53,275 --> 01:05:54,620
You can take the trail
through the pass
1347
01:05:54,724 --> 01:05:56,379
and get there
in four hours on foot.
1348
01:05:56,827 --> 01:05:58,379
But you better leave soon
because
1349
01:05:58,482 --> 01:06:00,862
you don't wanna be out there
when the sun goes down.
1350
01:06:00,965 --> 01:06:02,137
Yeah. What time is it?
1351
01:06:02,241 --> 01:06:04,896
-I don't know.
-It's 1400-ish.
1352
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:06,586
1400-ish.
1353
01:06:08,413 --> 01:06:10,137
I found that funny.
I don't know why.
1354
01:06:10,586 --> 01:06:12,000
I don't like you.
1355
01:06:13,275 --> 01:06:16,034
I told Gil you think
all of us out here are a joke.
1356
01:06:16,724 --> 01:06:18,103
And now he doesn't
like you either.
1357
01:06:18,206 --> 01:06:19,586
Super weird move, man.
1358
01:06:19,724 --> 01:06:21,379
You know, it would be cool
if people could form
1359
01:06:21,482 --> 01:06:22,620
their own opinion
of me out here.
1360
01:06:22,724 --> 01:06:25,103
-Whatever!
-Okay, yeah, Perkins, look.
1361
01:06:25,206 --> 01:06:28,206
Will you just maybe give us
a ride to the trailhead?
1362
01:06:28,310 --> 01:06:30,137
-Honey...
-All right, get in.
1363
01:06:35,241 --> 01:06:36,413
Hey, where's Lulu?
1364
01:06:36,965 --> 01:06:39,068
Exactly. Where's Lulu?
1365
01:06:49,758 --> 01:06:51,034
Thanks, Perkins.
1366
01:06:56,137 --> 01:06:58,413
Follow the road down,
and when you see a skull,
1367
01:06:58,517 --> 01:06:59,793
that's the trailhead.
1368
01:07:00,068 --> 01:07:01,172
A skull?
1369
01:07:01,586 --> 01:07:03,931
Don't worry.
You'll die before you get there!
1370
01:07:04,413 --> 01:07:06,724
-Bullies never win.
-Hey, Dan, come on.
1371
01:07:06,827 --> 01:07:09,172
Put your thumb in your mouth
and follow Mommy.
1372
01:07:09,793 --> 01:07:11,586
Honey? Let's go.
1373
01:07:14,517 --> 01:07:16,068
-She's got problems.
-Leave it alone.
1374
01:07:16,172 --> 01:07:18,206
just leave it alone, Dan.
Come on, let's go.
1375
01:07:19,965 --> 01:07:22,448
All right, four hour hike.
We can do this.
1376
01:07:22,551 --> 01:07:24,344
I don't mind people
being screwed up,
1377
01:07:24,448 --> 01:07:26,379
but keep it to yourself.
That's how I feel.
1378
01:07:26,482 --> 01:07:29,931
Mm-hmm. Just keep pace, babe.
Keep pace.
1379
01:07:38,344 --> 01:07:41,241
Okay. There it is.
1380
01:07:43,965 --> 01:07:46,758
Okay.
Just hold up a second.
1381
01:07:49,862 --> 01:07:50,793
Ugh.
1382
01:07:53,413 --> 01:07:54,931
It's in here.
1383
01:08:02,896 --> 01:08:05,517
Oh. Thank God it's not
the spicy kind.
1384
01:08:07,448 --> 01:08:09,448
Yeah. Thank God.
1385
01:08:09,758 --> 01:08:12,827
No, I like spicy.
I hate fake spicy.
1386
01:08:13,275 --> 01:08:14,620
It tastes synthetic.
1387
01:08:16,517 --> 01:08:19,068
So the frog says, "Okay."
1388
01:08:19,827 --> 01:08:22,000
The scorpion gets on his back,
they swim across the river.
1389
01:08:22,103 --> 01:08:24,724
Halfway across,
the scorpion stings the frog.
1390
01:08:25,103 --> 01:08:27,585
And as the poison's
going into the frog's body,
1391
01:08:28,137 --> 01:08:30,620
he says, "Why'd you do that?
Now surely we're both dead."
1392
01:08:31,103 --> 01:08:35,724
The scorpion says,
"Can't help it. I'm a scorpion."
1393
01:08:36,309 --> 01:08:37,413
That's not the ending.
1394
01:08:37,517 --> 01:08:38,792
Yeah, it is the ending.
He dies.
1395
01:08:39,068 --> 01:08:41,172
No, the ending is the scorpion
says, "It's in my nature."
1396
01:08:42,033 --> 01:08:43,274
Why are you
telling me this story?
1397
01:08:43,862 --> 01:08:46,000
Just something
Juan told me once.
1398
01:08:50,896 --> 01:08:53,827
Finally ready to call that dad
guy about the consulting gig.
1399
01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:01,137
All this time
and you never responded.
1400
01:09:01,241 --> 01:09:02,241
I might've. I just...
1401
01:09:02,655 --> 01:09:05,206
You can plan a whole weekend
to the land that time forgot,
1402
01:09:05,309 --> 01:09:07,792
but you can't take 10 seconds
to respond to an email
1403
01:09:07,896 --> 01:09:09,655
from a guy
who wants to hire you.
1404
01:09:09,758 --> 01:09:11,482
I didn't like the tone
of his first email.
1405
01:09:11,620 --> 01:09:14,309
We are stomping
through the woods right now,
1406
01:09:14,413 --> 01:09:16,000
trying to avoid apex predators!
1407
01:09:16,103 --> 01:09:17,792
We don't even know
if Lizzie's safe!
1408
01:09:17,896 --> 01:09:20,931
All because you're mourning
some guy you didn't even know!
1409
01:09:21,033 --> 01:09:21,965
I knew Juan.
1410
01:09:22,068 --> 01:09:23,241
Although I didn't have
to know him well
1411
01:09:23,344 --> 01:09:24,517
to know he was a great man.
1412
01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:28,103
I've never met Dr. King,
but I know he was a great man.
1413
01:09:28,827 --> 01:09:32,379
Did you just compare Juan
to Dr. Martin Luther King?
1414
01:09:32,620 --> 01:09:33,827
You better believe I did.
1415
01:09:33,931 --> 01:09:34,827
You know what?
I can't even.
1416
01:09:34,931 --> 01:09:36,103
Has it occurred to you
1417
01:09:36,206 --> 01:09:38,172
that the whole point
of this trip is you?
1418
01:09:38,274 --> 01:09:40,550
-Oh, me? Me?
-Yes! You!
1419
01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:43,517
You can't be off your phone
for 15 minutes!
1420
01:09:43,724 --> 01:09:45,241
Literally, I've timed you.
1421
01:09:45,344 --> 01:09:47,482
You used 90% of our data plan.
1422
01:09:47,585 --> 01:09:49,068
And let me stop you
before you say it.
1423
01:09:49,206 --> 01:09:51,585
-I know, it's for work!
-Hey, you know what?
1424
01:09:51,689 --> 01:09:53,896
All you do all day
is fill up 24 bottles
1425
01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:55,689
and come up with spicy puns!
1426
01:09:55,793 --> 01:09:57,689
I write 20,
whittle it down to 10,
1427
01:09:57,793 --> 01:09:59,034
and then five!
1428
01:10:04,827 --> 01:10:06,655
-Honey, go, go! Go!
-I'm going!
1429
01:10:06,758 --> 01:10:08,172
They can't go
in the woods.
1430
01:10:27,965 --> 01:10:31,550
Stop, Jean, please, wait.
I gotta stop, come on.
1431
01:10:31,655 --> 01:10:34,137
No, come on, come on, come on.
We're more than halfway there.
1432
01:10:34,241 --> 01:10:36,172
How do we even know
we're on the trail?
1433
01:10:36,379 --> 01:10:38,034
Because there's only one trail.
1434
01:10:38,862 --> 01:10:42,309
-Can I get a sip?
-Okay, quickly.
1435
01:10:42,413 --> 01:10:43,344
Thanks.
1436
01:10:44,034 --> 01:10:47,275
Oh, you know, we could
just lay down for a bit...
1437
01:10:49,137 --> 01:10:51,448
-And a hiker might find us.
-What?
1438
01:10:51,550 --> 01:10:53,827
No, we're not gonna lie
out here to die.
1439
01:10:54,068 --> 01:10:56,482
What is wrong with you?
No, Dan, sip!
1440
01:10:56,585 --> 01:10:58,000
Pass, sip, pass!
1441
01:11:02,275 --> 01:11:03,344
I'm sorry.
1442
01:11:04,172 --> 01:11:05,034
I'm an idiot.
1443
01:11:06,413 --> 01:11:07,724
Honey, what are you doing?
1444
01:11:08,275 --> 01:11:12,413
No, we could use this as
a canteen in case we find water.
1445
01:11:12,517 --> 01:11:15,550
What is with your attitude?
Why are you such a fatalist?
1446
01:11:15,655 --> 01:11:17,482
-Get up, let's go!
-I will! I just think...
1447
01:11:17,585 --> 01:11:18,931
Oh, my God,
Oh, my God!
1448
01:11:19,034 --> 01:11:22,620
What? What? You just
wanna overthink us to inaction?
1449
01:11:22,724 --> 01:11:25,000
We have to keep moving
forward, Dan!
1450
01:11:25,103 --> 01:11:27,241
People move forward in life!
1451
01:11:27,724 --> 01:11:29,068
This is exactly why...
1452
01:11:30,689 --> 01:11:32,862
Exactly why what?
1453
01:11:34,482 --> 01:11:35,620
Why exactly what?
1454
01:11:35,724 --> 01:11:37,309
Why I froze my eggs!
1455
01:11:46,206 --> 01:11:47,103
When?
1456
01:11:48,309 --> 01:11:49,550
Last year.
1457
01:11:49,689 --> 01:11:51,448
How do I not know about this?
1458
01:11:52,206 --> 01:11:55,585
It doesn't matter, because
I didn't do it to hurt you.
1459
01:11:55,689 --> 01:11:57,724
You don't get to decide that.
1460
01:11:58,137 --> 01:11:59,758
You don't even give me
the heads up
1461
01:11:59,862 --> 01:12:01,862
that you're thinking
about something like that?
1462
01:12:01,965 --> 01:12:04,965
We haven't had a real
conversation in a long time.
1463
01:12:05,068 --> 01:12:06,827
-Why?
-Because maybe we're both afraid
1464
01:12:06,931 --> 01:12:08,827
of where
that conversation will go.
1465
01:12:15,655 --> 01:12:17,000
It's amazing.
You want more kids
1466
01:12:17,103 --> 01:12:19,309
when you don't have time
for the one we got.
1467
01:12:21,585 --> 01:12:22,793
That's unfair.
1468
01:12:24,103 --> 01:12:25,965
Just, our plan got messed up,
1469
01:12:26,068 --> 01:12:27,965
and I just wanted options
1470
01:12:28,068 --> 01:12:29,620
in case
you didn't find your way back.
1471
01:12:29,724 --> 01:12:31,550
Options? Oh, my fuck, options?
1472
01:12:31,655 --> 01:12:33,068
I was fighting my way back!
1473
01:12:33,172 --> 01:12:35,724
No, you weren't!
You were not!
1474
01:12:36,379 --> 01:12:37,724
You're a dick.
1475
01:12:38,585 --> 01:12:39,689
Wow.
1476
01:12:39,965 --> 01:12:42,206
You got any other gems
you wanna share, huh?
1477
01:12:42,309 --> 01:12:43,724
No, don't be an idiot.
1478
01:12:47,827 --> 01:12:49,379
-What are you doing?
-Nothing.
1479
01:12:50,689 --> 01:12:53,620
I'll walk home by myself, okay?
I'll figure it out.
1480
01:12:53,724 --> 01:12:54,931
-Really? Really?
-Yeah.
1481
01:12:55,034 --> 01:12:57,309
You're just gonna run off
and split us up
1482
01:12:57,413 --> 01:12:58,344
when we should be a team?
1483
01:13:00,241 --> 01:13:01,172
You did.
1484
01:14:00,724 --> 01:14:03,896
"The wild
winds. The jagged stone.
1485
01:14:04,000 --> 01:14:07,448
Nature demands...
destroy the frail."
1486
01:14:08,827 --> 01:14:10,379
Wild winds.
The jagged stone.
1487
01:14:10,482 --> 01:14:14,000
Nature demands...
destroy the frail.
1488
01:14:26,413 --> 01:14:27,344
Dan?
1489
01:14:31,862 --> 01:14:33,137
Dan?
1490
01:14:35,620 --> 01:14:36,620
Dan?
1491
01:14:39,758 --> 01:14:40,724
Lulu?
1492
01:14:42,344 --> 01:14:44,965
Oh, oh, oh!
1493
01:15:06,309 --> 01:15:08,206
Oh! Oh.
1494
01:15:11,965 --> 01:15:14,172
-Dan?
-Jeanine?
1495
01:15:14,275 --> 01:15:16,413
Oh, Dan, I couldn't find you!
1496
01:15:16,517 --> 01:15:17,827
-Jeanine!
-Oh!
1497
01:15:18,379 --> 01:15:20,344
Oh, my God.
What happened to your face?
1498
01:15:20,448 --> 01:15:21,758
-What, what?
-You're bleeding!
1499
01:15:21,862 --> 01:15:23,689
What? No! Oh, shit.
1500
01:15:23,793 --> 01:15:25,931
I thought it was sweat.
Oh, no.
1501
01:15:26,034 --> 01:15:27,344
Sit down, sit down,
sit down.
1502
01:15:27,448 --> 01:15:28,862
Is it a lot? Is it a lot?
Is there a lot of blood?
1503
01:15:28,965 --> 01:15:30,275
-No, I think... No, no, no.
-Is it? Is it?
1504
01:15:30,379 --> 01:15:32,413
You just
opened it up again.
1505
01:15:32,517 --> 01:15:34,655
0Let me clean it.
Hold on, hold on.
1506
01:15:34,758 --> 01:15:35,724
Oh, God.
1507
01:15:35,827 --> 01:15:37,275
I got it. I got it.
1508
01:15:37,585 --> 01:15:39,137
It's okay.
1509
01:15:49,413 --> 01:15:52,413
-I'm still mad at you.
-I know.
1510
01:15:56,724 --> 01:15:58,482
I think we're off the trail.
1511
01:16:10,655 --> 01:16:11,689
Is that a house?
1512
01:16:12,793 --> 01:16:14,448
That's a light, for sure.
1513
01:16:19,241 --> 01:16:20,689
Ah, Watch your head.
1514
01:16:21,931 --> 01:16:23,482
Here.
This way, this way.
1515
01:16:30,585 --> 01:16:32,000
Oh, there's power.
1516
01:16:32,793 --> 01:16:34,344
-Yes!
-Yes, yes.
1517
01:16:35,517 --> 01:16:36,413
Okay.
1518
01:16:37,724 --> 01:16:39,931
Yeah.
1519
01:16:40,068 --> 01:16:41,862
Holy shit.
1520
01:16:42,482 --> 01:16:44,517
Oh, honey, there's an outlet.
1521
01:16:44,620 --> 01:16:46,758
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay.
1522
01:16:46,862 --> 01:16:48,344
Yeah.
1523
01:16:48,827 --> 01:16:51,000
-Where is it? Where is it?
-Here.
1524
01:16:52,000 --> 01:16:53,068
Okay.
1525
01:16:54,413 --> 01:16:56,344
Okay, give it to me,
give it to me.
1526
01:16:57,103 --> 01:16:59,068
Okay.
Let's see.
1527
01:17:03,793 --> 01:17:07,758
-Yes! Okay.
1528
01:17:08,000 --> 01:17:12,000
We'll just let it charge to 20%,
and then we'll go find a signal.
1529
01:17:12,241 --> 01:17:13,517
-Commander Shackleton,
-Yes, yes!
1530
01:17:13,620 --> 01:17:16,034
I love your improvised
decision-making.
1531
01:17:16,137 --> 01:17:17,344
Honey, there's a light.
1532
01:17:18,550 --> 01:17:20,724
Maybe somebody's home,
and they can help us.
1533
01:17:20,827 --> 01:17:21,862
Yeah.
1534
01:17:32,137 --> 01:17:34,034
Is anyone there?
1535
01:17:34,137 --> 01:17:36,655
Yeah, and they're watching
Judge Judy.
1536
01:17:36,758 --> 01:17:39,068
That's good. That means
they have a moral compass.
1537
01:17:39,172 --> 01:17:40,655
-Okay.
-I'm gonna knock.
1538
01:17:43,172 --> 01:17:46,620
Hey! Who's out there?
1539
01:17:48,758 --> 01:17:51,241
Oh, no. Oh, my God.
1540
01:17:53,655 --> 01:17:55,965
Maybe we should talk to him.
I mean, he could be helpful.
1541
01:17:56,103 --> 01:17:58,172
That man is not
going to be helpful.
1542
01:17:59,000 --> 01:18:00,862
I'd like to leave
this experience
1543
01:18:00,965 --> 01:18:03,172
not feeling like
we prejudge people.
1544
01:18:03,413 --> 01:18:04,206
Okay?
1545
01:18:04,309 --> 01:18:05,793
-No, don't, don't...
-Yes.
1546
01:18:05,896 --> 01:18:07,793
Don't do it! Don't! Honey!
1547
01:18:15,724 --> 01:18:17,655
-I don't wanna talk to him.
-Okay.
1548
01:18:22,758 --> 01:18:24,931
Let's go back and get the phone,
and get out of here.
1549
01:18:25,034 --> 01:18:26,758
-Forget the phone.
-No.
1550
01:18:26,862 --> 01:18:29,827
I'm not forgetting the phone.
That's our only chance.
1551
01:18:30,344 --> 01:18:32,241
All right.
I'll get the phone.
1552
01:18:32,344 --> 01:18:33,585
Oh, no, no,
I'm getting the phone.
1553
01:18:33,689 --> 01:18:36,137
-You cover me.
-Cover? What the hell is that?
1554
01:18:36,241 --> 01:18:38,275
I don't know.
It just sounded right.
1555
01:18:46,241 --> 01:18:51,309
-Psst! Psst! Honey!
-What?
1556
01:18:51,413 --> 01:18:53,172
Get the bag and help me.
1557
01:18:53,275 --> 01:18:54,724
-Psst!
-What?
1558
01:18:54,827 --> 01:18:56,448
The thing!
1559
01:18:57,000 --> 01:18:58,275
The thing!
1560
01:19:03,655 --> 01:19:08,931
I don't know what you're asking.
1561
01:19:12,000 --> 01:19:13,965
-This?
-Yes!
1562
01:19:19,448 --> 01:19:21,585
This isn't "bag."
This is not "bag."
1563
01:19:21,689 --> 01:19:23,000
This is the bottle.
Give me the bottle.
1564
01:19:23,103 --> 01:19:24,068
-Fine.
-Water!
1565
01:19:24,172 --> 01:19:25,413
-Oh, you're a genius.
-Yeah.
1566
01:19:25,517 --> 01:19:28,103
-Next time, just wave me over.
-I did!
1567
01:19:28,206 --> 01:19:29,585
No, you didn't.
You were doing this.
1568
01:19:29,689 --> 01:19:31,068
I don't even know
what that means.
1569
01:19:31,241 --> 01:19:32,931
-All right, here.
-Okay.
1570
01:19:33,034 --> 01:19:35,241
-Well done, honey.
-All right, let's go, let's go.
1571
01:19:35,344 --> 01:19:36,689
-Shh! Shh!
1572
01:19:36,793 --> 01:19:38,517
-Shh! Shh!
-Quiet down! Quiet down!
1573
01:19:44,724 --> 01:19:47,206
That is amazing.
1574
01:19:47,379 --> 01:19:48,309
You're amazing.
1575
01:19:48,413 --> 01:19:50,379
-Okay.
-Good chicken.
1576
01:19:50,482 --> 01:19:52,068
-Good chicken.
-Good chicken.
1577
01:19:52,172 --> 01:19:53,517
-Good chicken.
-Okay.
1578
01:19:54,309 --> 01:19:56,000
-Okay.
-Quiet, chicken.
1579
01:19:56,103 --> 01:19:58,103
-Chicken!
-Quiet down.
1580
01:19:58,206 --> 01:19:59,241
Quiet down.
1581
01:20:01,689 --> 01:20:03,931
-What?
-Oh, I think I broke its leg.
1582
01:20:05,068 --> 01:20:06,931
Oh no, I think I broke its leg!
1583
01:20:08,344 --> 01:20:10,206
-Aspirin.
-What?
1584
01:20:10,309 --> 01:20:11,448
Give me aspirin.
1585
01:20:13,862 --> 01:20:15,206
Okay, water.
1586
01:20:30,689 --> 01:20:31,827
What was that?
1587
01:20:32,309 --> 01:20:36,103
Your wife, mama-birding
aspirin to a chicken.
1588
01:20:36,827 --> 01:20:39,241
I think it's more humane
if we just break its neck.
1589
01:20:39,344 --> 01:20:40,550
No, no, no, no, no.
1590
01:20:40,931 --> 01:20:43,000
I think we should just keep
giving it aspirin until it ODs.
1591
01:20:43,103 --> 01:20:44,344
You're prolonging
the inevitable.
1592
01:20:44,448 --> 01:20:45,862
It's like unplugging a patient.
1593
01:20:47,241 --> 01:20:48,585
What the hell
is out there?
1594
01:20:53,896 --> 01:20:54,931
Honey, what happened?
1595
01:20:55,034 --> 01:20:56,137
-What happened?
-I got shot.
1596
01:20:56,241 --> 01:20:58,206
-What? Where?
-I don't know.
1597
01:20:58,309 --> 01:20:59,862
At first I heard it,
and then I felt it.
1598
01:21:01,620 --> 01:21:03,275
Well, did you hear it
or feel it?
1599
01:21:03,379 --> 01:21:04,309
I don't know.
1600
01:21:04,413 --> 01:21:06,379
-Oh, no.
1601
01:21:07,379 --> 01:21:09,103
-Honey, come on.
-I pulled a hammy.
1602
01:21:09,206 --> 01:21:10,620
Come on, move. Move!
1603
01:21:10,862 --> 01:21:11,758
Hey!
1604
01:21:13,550 --> 01:21:14,793
Let's go! Let's go!
1605
01:21:22,275 --> 01:21:24,585
I had no idea chickens
stunk that much.
1606
01:21:24,689 --> 01:21:27,241
-Oh, I think that's me.
-Oh, wow.
1607
01:21:31,724 --> 01:21:34,965
Oh, oh. Honey, there's a light.
There's a light.
1608
01:21:39,172 --> 01:21:40,827
Ah! Gas station!
1609
01:21:40,931 --> 01:21:43,689
-Oh, my God, somebody's there!
-Oh, we did it!
1610
01:21:45,379 --> 01:21:47,655
-Can we ditch the chicken?
-No!
1611
01:21:52,206 --> 01:21:54,344
-Hello?
-Hello?
1612
01:21:55,000 --> 01:21:56,965
-Hello?
-Hello?
1613
01:21:57,241 --> 01:21:58,309
Nobody's here.
1614
01:21:59,000 --> 01:22:00,206
This is so weird.
1615
01:22:00,309 --> 01:22:02,862
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
I'm gonna call somebody.
1616
01:22:02,965 --> 01:22:05,965
Oh, yeah, yes. Okay, yeah.
1617
01:22:06,103 --> 01:22:08,585
What is this?
God damn it, there's no power.
1618
01:22:09,068 --> 01:22:09,896
What?
1619
01:22:10,206 --> 01:22:13,000
No, worries.
I'm gonna find somebody inside
1620
01:22:20,206 --> 01:22:22,206
Babe, honey? Babe?
1621
01:22:22,309 --> 01:22:23,413
Babe, what are you doing?
1622
01:22:23,517 --> 01:22:27,137
It's running.
It's a sign. Come on.
1623
01:22:27,241 --> 01:22:28,482
-Honey, we're so close. Honey?
-Get in.
1624
01:22:28,585 --> 01:22:30,620
Honey?
This is not us, okay?
1625
01:22:30,724 --> 01:22:32,137
-We are better than this.
-Okay.
1626
01:22:32,482 --> 01:22:33,655
I'll tell your daughter
you said goodbye.
1627
01:22:33,896 --> 01:22:36,724
This is not ours.
This is not us.
1628
01:22:36,827 --> 01:22:40,206
This isn't you.'Cause
surviving is definitely me!
1629
01:22:40,309 --> 01:22:41,275
You wanna commit a felony?
1630
01:22:41,724 --> 01:22:43,827
Okay, that breaks up the team.
1631
01:22:44,034 --> 01:22:45,655
-Bye.
-Deal-breaker.
1632
01:22:46,896 --> 01:22:48,965
Where's the thing?
The thingy is not...
1633
01:22:49,344 --> 01:22:51,241
Oh, no, the thingy's here.
1634
01:22:51,344 --> 01:22:54,413
Okay, of course this truck
is weird. Hang on.
1635
01:22:56,585 --> 01:22:59,344
Oh, why is there
a thingy in the middle?!
1636
01:23:02,896 --> 01:23:03,793
Come on!
1637
01:23:07,068 --> 01:23:08,068
That's not it.
1638
01:23:11,103 --> 01:23:12,517
How do I do this?
1639
01:23:13,379 --> 01:23:15,137
Stop, stop, stop!
1640
01:23:15,241 --> 01:23:16,413
Honey!
1641
01:23:17,793 --> 01:23:19,309
It's okay, it's okay.
Okay, listen up.
1642
01:23:19,724 --> 01:23:21,275
My uncle's car had
a manual transmission.
1643
01:23:21,379 --> 01:23:22,344
We can do this, okay?
1644
01:23:22,448 --> 01:23:23,689
-We're a team.
-Okay.
1645
01:23:23,793 --> 01:23:25,241
I'll be on stick,
you're on the clutch okay?
1646
01:23:25,344 --> 01:23:26,448
What is the clutch?
1647
01:23:26,550 --> 01:23:28,103
That left pedal's the clutch,
okay?
1648
01:23:28,206 --> 01:23:29,585
-Got it.
-I'll put it in gear,
1649
01:23:29,689 --> 01:23:31,309
and you'll let go of the
clutch and give it a little gas.
1650
01:23:31,413 --> 01:23:33,482
-Okay, ready.
-Key in.
1651
01:23:34,103 --> 01:23:35,241
-No, no.
-No.
1652
01:23:35,344 --> 01:23:37,758
Equal gas, equal clutch,
okay? It's a feel.
1653
01:23:37,862 --> 01:23:39,862
Proportionate.
Proportionate torque, okay?
1654
01:23:39,965 --> 01:23:41,689
Left foot. Hold on.
Hold on, honey.
1655
01:23:41,793 --> 01:23:43,758
Proportionate torque, okay?
Think torque.
1656
01:23:43,862 --> 01:23:45,172
-Honey, stop.
-It's a feel.
1657
01:23:45,862 --> 01:23:47,931
-Stop saying "Torque."
-I'm sorry!
1658
01:23:48,034 --> 01:23:49,896
Torque!
We want torque.
1659
01:23:54,689 --> 01:23:56,517
Stop saying "torque"!
1660
01:23:56,620 --> 01:23:58,379
Proportionate torque.
1661
01:24:00,517 --> 01:24:03,103
-Hey!
-Oh, my God!
1662
01:24:03,206 --> 01:24:04,896
Get out of my fucking truck!
1663
01:24:06,137 --> 01:24:10,137
-That's the guy that shot at us.
-Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
1664
01:24:10,309 --> 01:24:11,689
He did. He did.
1665
01:24:11,827 --> 01:24:14,206
-Okay.
-I got this, babe.
1666
01:24:14,309 --> 01:24:16,793
What? Dan?
1667
01:24:16,931 --> 01:24:17,689
I was fired.
1668
01:24:17,793 --> 01:24:19,517
No, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan!
1669
01:24:19,689 --> 01:24:22,000
-Dan!
-You stop right there, freak.
1670
01:24:22,103 --> 01:24:23,379
I am a freak.
1671
01:24:23,482 --> 01:24:26,034
I don't care if you've got
60 pounds and 4 inches on me.
1672
01:24:26,137 --> 01:24:27,309
Let's make this happen.
1673
01:24:27,517 --> 01:24:29,275
So you want to
fight me for my truck?
1674
01:24:29,379 --> 01:24:31,275
Yeah, and your dumb chicken.
1675
01:24:31,379 --> 01:24:32,413
Dan, we don't need the chicken.
1676
01:24:32,517 --> 01:24:33,931
You're fucking nuts.
1677
01:24:34,034 --> 01:24:35,206
Yeah, my nuts.
1678
01:24:35,517 --> 01:24:37,689
What? You know what?
1679
01:24:37,793 --> 01:24:39,965
Now I'm gonna beat your ass
in front of your old lady.
1680
01:24:40,068 --> 01:24:41,448
Let's make this happen.
1681
01:24:41,550 --> 01:24:42,379
Dan, Dan!
1682
01:24:42,482 --> 01:24:44,448
Ahh! Ugh!
1683
01:24:44,896 --> 01:24:47,309
-Dan!
-Get out of my truck.
1684
01:24:47,413 --> 01:24:48,344
Aah!
1685
01:24:48,448 --> 01:24:49,413
Jeanine! Drive!
1686
01:24:49,517 --> 01:24:50,309
Get out of there!
1687
01:24:50,413 --> 01:24:51,413
Aah!
1688
01:24:54,550 --> 01:24:55,655
Be careful!
1689
01:24:56,413 --> 01:24:58,758
Aw, honey, your back!
Be careful!
1690
01:24:59,000 --> 01:24:59,758
Oh, God!
1691
01:24:59,862 --> 01:25:01,620
I think he popped my spleen!
1692
01:25:01,724 --> 01:25:02,931
Head-butt him in the balls!
1693
01:25:03,034 --> 01:25:04,517
Get your wiener
out of my back!
1694
01:25:04,620 --> 01:25:06,413
That's my wallet!
You made it weird.
1695
01:25:06,517 --> 01:25:07,896
Leave him alone!
1696
01:25:10,000 --> 01:25:11,344
I'll pull your dumb ear off.
1697
01:25:11,448 --> 01:25:12,689
Ow, that's my ear!
1698
01:25:12,793 --> 01:25:14,206
You don't listen!
1699
01:25:14,309 --> 01:25:16,585
-Put the man down, Francis.
-He started it, Margaret.
1700
01:25:16,689 --> 01:25:18,206
I need both of you
to get off each other.
1701
01:25:18,309 --> 01:25:20,965
-He won't let go of me!
-He's not letting go of me!
1702
01:25:21,413 --> 01:25:22,827
Oh! Oh.
1703
01:25:22,931 --> 01:25:25,689
Ma'am, I'm gonna need you
to stand back, okay?
1704
01:25:25,793 --> 01:25:27,550
Francis, don't call me
Margaret again.
1705
01:25:27,655 --> 01:25:28,758
I'm a officer of the law.
1706
01:25:35,206 --> 01:25:37,068
Oh! Honey, are you okay?
1707
01:25:38,344 --> 01:25:39,517
Oh, honey.
1708
01:25:45,172 --> 01:25:47,379
Were you two doing
bath salts out there?
1709
01:25:47,482 --> 01:25:49,379
-No.
-No. It's just been so
1710
01:25:49,482 --> 01:25:50,793
weird since we've gotten here.
1711
01:25:50,896 --> 01:25:52,413
There's no power,
and our cell phones don't work.
1712
01:25:52,517 --> 01:25:54,793
And then China's
hacking our military.
1713
01:25:54,931 --> 01:25:57,241
And then I found my
daughter's inhaler in the car.
1714
01:25:57,344 --> 01:25:59,724
I'm a control freak.
I got suspended from work, too.
1715
01:25:59,827 --> 01:26:00,965
There's a lot going on.
1716
01:26:01,068 --> 01:26:02,585
Okay, take it easy.
Take it easy.
1717
01:26:02,689 --> 01:26:03,931
Everything is okay.
1718
01:26:04,034 --> 01:26:05,896
You guys just scared
yourselves out there.
1719
01:26:06,068 --> 01:26:07,655
This is an active
airspace over here,
1720
01:26:07,758 --> 01:26:10,103
so the sonar can interfere
with cell reception.
1721
01:26:10,689 --> 01:26:11,793
It's not the end of
the world.
1722
01:26:11,896 --> 01:26:13,862
But I still have
to write up a report,
1723
01:26:13,965 --> 01:26:15,758
and there's some things
I can't figure out
1724
01:26:15,931 --> 01:26:18,550
like the comatose chicken and
the tampon taped to your head.
1725
01:26:18,758 --> 01:26:21,655
Oh! This is because
we didn't have Band-Aids.
1726
01:26:21,862 --> 01:26:24,034
We stole some from the store.
1727
01:26:24,172 --> 01:26:25,000
Paid for it.
1728
01:26:25,103 --> 01:26:26,758
-We did pay for...
-Shoplifted.
1729
01:26:26,862 --> 01:26:28,448
-First.
-Full disclosure.
1730
01:26:28,550 --> 01:26:29,550
-And then we paid for it.
-We paid for it.
1731
01:26:29,655 --> 01:26:30,793
Didn't intend to.
1732
01:26:30,896 --> 01:26:33,206
And then the chicken,
she wanted to...
1733
01:26:33,309 --> 01:26:35,550
Well, I broke its leg,
and I thought we should...
1734
01:26:35,655 --> 01:26:37,344
Broke its leg.
And I said kill it.
1735
01:26:37,448 --> 01:26:38,931
...give it medicine
every two hours
1736
01:26:39,034 --> 01:26:40,862
'cause I wanted for it to OD.
1737
01:26:40,965 --> 01:26:42,379
You want to unplug
someone on life support.
1738
01:26:42,482 --> 01:26:43,758
-I thought it would better.
-You don't want to prolong
1739
01:26:43,862 --> 01:26:44,862
-the inevitable.
-No, it's better...
1740
01:26:45,309 --> 01:26:45,965
-Let's agree to disagree.
-...if we just drugged it.
1741
01:26:47,448 --> 01:26:48,724
We should've killed it, anyway.
1742
01:26:48,965 --> 01:26:50,550
How did you end up
with Francis' chicken?
1743
01:26:50,689 --> 01:26:51,758
We were trespassing.
1744
01:26:51,862 --> 01:26:53,309
Stop admitting more crimes.
1745
01:26:53,413 --> 01:26:54,655
Okay.
1746
01:26:54,758 --> 01:26:57,068
-What is with all the drones?
-Oh, my God.
1747
01:26:57,172 --> 01:26:58,206
Yeah, there's a lot.
1748
01:26:58,309 --> 01:26:59,931
So this Google millionaire
came to town,
1749
01:27:00,034 --> 01:27:02,309
opened up this place
called The Drone Zone.
1750
01:27:02,413 --> 01:27:05,379
He set up, like, 500 acres
of obstacle courses,
1751
01:27:05,482 --> 01:27:06,758
and apparently high school kids
1752
01:27:06,862 --> 01:27:09,034
are in something called
drone squads.
1753
01:27:09,137 --> 01:27:11,137
Now in my day, in high school,
1754
01:27:11,241 --> 01:27:12,827
I was making out
behind the bleachers,
1755
01:27:12,931 --> 01:27:15,413
and I didn't do
any student activities.
1756
01:27:16,103 --> 01:27:16,896
Okay.
1757
01:27:17,241 --> 01:27:18,896
How did you guys
end up out here?
1758
01:27:19,000 --> 01:27:22,275
-His friend died.
-He was a great man, and
1759
01:27:22,379 --> 01:27:25,413
at his memorial service,
I was just inspired to...
1760
01:27:27,241 --> 01:27:28,379
...to reconnect us.
1761
01:27:28,827 --> 01:27:31,379
I wanted to go somewhere remote,
so we came out here,
1762
01:27:31,965 --> 01:27:35,344
and I thought it would help us
to get out of town
1763
01:27:35,655 --> 01:27:39,655
and find out what we are with
each other without distractions.
1764
01:27:41,931 --> 01:27:44,379
It was a great idea,
and I really needed it.
1765
01:27:44,827 --> 01:27:47,344
-Thank you.
-You're welcome.
1766
01:27:49,034 --> 01:27:51,965
So, what's next?
Do we call a lawyer?
1767
01:27:53,448 --> 01:27:54,862
Well, Tampon Shakur,
1768
01:27:55,309 --> 01:27:57,103
I think you should
call your daughter.
1769
01:27:57,413 --> 01:27:58,379
-Oh, oh!
-Really?
1770
01:27:58,482 --> 01:27:59,758
-Mm-hmm.
-Oh, thank you so much.
1771
01:27:59,862 --> 01:28:00,896
-Oh, thank you, officer.
-Oh, God.
1772
01:28:01,000 --> 01:28:02,517
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
1773
01:28:02,620 --> 01:28:03,758
Solid wordplay.
Tampon Shakur.
1774
01:28:03,896 --> 01:28:06,793
-I don't care.
-Lizzie! Oh, honey.
1775
01:28:06,896 --> 01:28:07,827
Oh, we love you so
much.
1776
01:28:07,931 --> 01:28:09,172
Blizzard! How's grandma?
1777
01:28:09,275 --> 01:28:10,862
-Are you okay?
-Everything's fine.
1778
01:28:10,965 --> 01:28:12,655
Well, we got cut off
the other day.
1779
01:28:12,758 --> 01:28:14,000
And then I got some voicemail
1780
01:28:14,103 --> 01:28:15,550
saying you guys
had to go to the hospital.
1781
01:28:15,655 --> 01:28:16,689
-What happened?
-Ask her.
1782
01:28:17,103 --> 01:28:18,655
Oh. Grandma made some
tomato soup and felt weird,
1783
01:28:18,758 --> 01:28:21,103
so we went to the hospital,
her blood pressure's a bit high,
1784
01:28:21,206 --> 01:28:22,550
but the medication
brought it down.
1785
01:28:22,793 --> 01:28:24,309
-I'm fine.
-What? What?
1786
01:28:24,413 --> 01:28:26,068
No, they're fine.
They're fine. Tomato soup.
1787
01:28:26,275 --> 01:28:28,206
Okay. Tomato soup.
1788
01:28:28,309 --> 01:28:29,689
Ooh, grilled cheese.
1789
01:28:29,793 --> 01:28:31,585
Uh, are you okay?
1790
01:28:31,689 --> 01:28:33,689
Yes, sweetheart.
Mommy's okay.
1791
01:28:34,137 --> 01:28:36,448
-Everything's okay.
-Daddy's okay, too. We're okay.
1792
01:28:39,206 --> 01:28:41,275
I hope you like
small batch hot sauce.
1793
01:28:42,758 --> 01:28:43,862
What?
1794
01:28:55,689 --> 01:28:57,931
-I hate that fucking car.
-Mm-hmm.
1795
01:29:35,241 --> 01:29:38,275
Incoming call
from "It's Just Work."
1796
01:29:54,793 --> 01:29:57,448
Nice!
Short, punchy, on brand.
1797
01:29:57,793 --> 01:29:59,862
Best version yet. I love it.
1798
01:29:59,965 --> 01:30:02,482
We love it, too.
Thanks for the great notes.
1799
01:30:02,758 --> 01:30:04,000
You guys did a wonderful job.
1800
01:30:04,103 --> 01:30:06,724
So, uh, have a great weekend,
get some rest,
1801
01:30:06,827 --> 01:30:09,206
and we'll talk soon, okay?
Bye-bye.
1802
01:30:10,344 --> 01:30:13,517
-Back in the saddle!
-I do love jingles.
1803
01:30:13,793 --> 01:30:15,896
-You're good at them.
-Yeah, I am.
1804
01:30:16,827 --> 01:30:17,793
Ha, ha!
1805
01:30:17,965 --> 01:30:19,448
Blizzard,
are you ready for this?
1806
01:30:19,896 --> 01:30:22,000
-Can we not?
-Oh, we're doing this.
1807
01:30:22,379 --> 01:30:23,689
It's so weird.
1808
01:30:23,793 --> 01:30:28,172
It really isn't.
It's totally normal.
1809
01:30:31,413 --> 01:30:33,137
Why do we have to do
this in the front yard?
1810
01:30:33,550 --> 01:30:36,068
Because last time,
the pizza guy couldn't find us.
1811
01:30:39,137 --> 01:30:41,034
What are we gonna
do in here, anyway?
1812
01:30:41,137 --> 01:30:42,482
Mom brought games.
1813
01:30:42,585 --> 01:30:45,827
Checkers, dominos,
Uno, Jenga.
1814
01:30:45,931 --> 01:30:48,137
Mom, my phone
has games.
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