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-♪ Look up there ♪
-♪ What do you see? ♪
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♪ Nature and stuff ♪
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-♪ Like a rock ♪
-♪ And a tree ♪
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♪ Oh, the Great North ♪
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♪ Way up here, you can breathe the air ♪
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♪ Catch some fish ♪
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♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪
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♪ Wow ♪
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♪ Oh, the Great North ♪
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♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪
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♪ From longest night to longest day ♪
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♪ In the Great North. ♪
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(cheering)
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We're broken down at South Road
and Limestone Canyon.
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Thank you so much.
Love you, bye.
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Dang it. Did I say "I love you"
to a stranger again?
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You got to stop
doing that, babe.
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That lady from the deli
will not stop calling you.
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Yeah, and sometimes, she comes
over if I don't answer.
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Well, AAA said they
can't get a tow truck out here
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for at least two hours.
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Ugh, it's so cold in here,
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my fingers feel like a pack
of frozen hot dogs.
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Oh, no, now I want
to eat my fingers.
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Ooh, why don't we wait
in that place over there?
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WOLF: Crocodile Rob's?
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Yeah, no can do. That's on
Dad's "Tobins No Go Ins" list.
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One of the spots where Mom
used to get black-out drunk
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and pull some of her
most notorious fun-anigans.
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It's strictly forbidden.
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I get it,
your mom is haunting you
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like a Julianne Moore
performance,
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but I'm freezing,
so we're going just this once.
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Okay, fine, but I'm warning you,
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I bet this place
is a total anus.
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Yeah, but it looks like
a warm anus
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that's probably full
of artichoke dip, so let's roll.
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What in God's green Christmas?
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-(bird screeches)
-CROCODILE TOM: Australia, mate.
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Is it crazy that
I want to get divorced
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so we can get remarried here?
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Ugh. This must be what
Chris Hemsworth
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feels like all the time.
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♪ I thought this place would be dank and heinous ♪
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♪ But it's wonderful inside, it's not an anus ♪
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♪ There are boomerangs on the wall ♪
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♪ And a bicycle on the ceiling ♪
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♪ What the heck is this wonderful feeling? ♪
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♪ You said it was disgusting, who could've predicted? ♪
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♪ I love it so much, even though I'm conflicted ♪
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(Australian accent):
♪ G'day, mates ♪
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♪ Your cabana awaits ♪
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♪ Why not shrug off the day ♪
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♪ With an 'Appy Family Plate ♪
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♪ This way...! ♪
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♪ Bloomy-rangs, potato twigs ♪
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♪ And mozzy whips ♪
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♪ And don't forget ♪
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♪ The barramundi fish and chips ♪
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♪ Follow me ♪
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♪ Can't believe we've been missing this ♪
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-♪ All of our lives... ♪
-Look, our kanga-rides have arrived.
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♪ When you're at Crocodile Rob's ♪
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♪ All your worries fade away ♪
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♪ When you're at Crocodile Rob's ♪
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♪ It's summer every day ♪
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♪ So, sit on down, grab a plate ♪
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♪ 'Cause when you're at Crocodile Rob's ♪
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♪ It's no wuckas, mate. ♪
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Okay, that food
was good as hell.
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Should we go home and get our
stuff so we could live here?
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Would you two like dessert?
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I'd suggest our sundae shaped
like the Sydney Opera House.
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♪ We'll take two! ♪
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Ha! Oh, and, Crocodile Tom,
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is there any way you can
sit down with us for dessert?
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Ah, sorry, mate,
but, unfortunately,
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it's against the rules.
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Fair dinkum, Crocodile Tom.
Fair dinkum.
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Hello, Londra.
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Ooh, what are you
working with there?
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Your fixed blade kershaw?
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You guessed it.
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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
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You know, Beef,
this awkward silence
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where you just hum
to yourself reminds me,
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I've wanted to talk to you
about... knife club.
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Uh-huh. I'm hosting our second
meeting later this week.
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Yeah, and I guess we were all
surprised that you volunteered
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to do that because it didn't
seem like you enjoyed yourself
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at the first one.
If you want to quit, we will...
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What? But I loved knife club.
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Why on earth
would I want to quit?
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'Cause you just stood
in a corner for two hours
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clutching your knife
and mumbling to yourself,
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and when Golovkin did his
hilarious knife parody song,
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you barely even smiled.
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"Two Tickets to Pair of Knives"?
I found that intensely amusing.
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If you're the host,
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you're gonna need to make
everyone feel welcome.
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Well, I guess I'm just not much
of a small talker,
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but I love knife club
and everyone in it.
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Hey, guys, wacky weather
we're having.
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-Wacky A.H. As Halibut Cove.
-(laughter)
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You never know if you should
bring your umbrella
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-or your bikini.
-(laughter)
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Uh-oh, here comes trouble.
Hi, Father Dougan.
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Hey, Londra, working hard
or hardly working?
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She was clearly working hard.
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Uh, okay. I was making a joke.
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(chuckles awkwardly) Right.
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(forced laugh)
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Welp, off I go. Off to the boat.
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Going into town. See you later.
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All right. See y'all later then.
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Uh-oh. Did I act weird again?
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-A little.
-Darn it. I should've told them
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about the severed brown bat wing
I found on my car.
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Everybody loves bat stories.
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Sure, Beef, sure.
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BEEF: You two have
barely touched your food.
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Are you afraid-o of my alfredo?
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I was afraid of my teacher,
Mr. Alfredo.
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He used to throw
his dentures at people.
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Uh, well, Beef, to be honest,
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when the van broke down,
we kind of...
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Ate the van jerky,
like, all ten packs of it.
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Nothing else. (stammers)
No crikey burgers or anything.
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I mean, what even are they?
I never heard of them.
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And what is that sauce?
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Okay, I got a little lost
in your sauce talk there, son,
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but I actually have something
I wanted to ask you all about.
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I'm hosting knife club
here this week.
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(imitating Borat): My knife.
(normal voice): Sorry,
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but you know
I can't resist that.
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And it was brought
to my attention today
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that I often look upset
and unapproachable.
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Uh-huh, yeah, I mean,
only when you're not talking,
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which is a lot. Why are you
suddenly worried about it?
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Well, today, Londra
practically uninvited me
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to knife club because she
thought that I didn't enjoy it.
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And I think
the root of it is that
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I don't really do small talk.
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I never thought
about it too much,
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but to almost get kicked out
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of the coolest new group
in Lone Moose? (shudders)
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Well, Dad, if you
don't like idle chitchat,
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you just can do what I do
when I'm uncomfortable,
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I just check my wooden phone,
like this.
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Mm. Russell posted his
"Outfit of the Day." Like.
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You can borrow it if you want.
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Thanks, Moon, but, actually,
I've been trying to think
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of ways to make the next meeting
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of the knife club
more entertaining.
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-Here's what I've come up with.
-Dad, that's a board game I made
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for my seventh grade
history class.
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Though, it is pretty fun.
(chuckles)
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If you land on the gazebo,
you die.
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What about asking Londra
to give you
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a little small talk coaching?
She's a real pro.
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Hmm. Yes. I will ask
the small talk master
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to take me under her mouth wing.
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Okay, yeah, you do need a little
help with how you say things.
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Who's calling me?
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I don't know anyone
in Ohio. Ignore.
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WOLF:I got so many sick socks today.
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I've been looking
for those knee-highs forever.
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They're so long,
they're like upside down pants.
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And the fries
from Gail's Gravies
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are always pretty good,
but it was no you-know-where.
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I know, I want to go back, too,
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but Dad hates Crocodile Rob's
and that's a Crocodile Prob.
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What would your dad do
if he found out?
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Well, one time, I told my dad
I wanted to go to a party
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at the bowling alley,
which is another one
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of the forbidden zones,
and he somehow
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crawled into the coffee table.
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-That's not possible.
-(chuckles) I know.
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Ugh, okay, fine.
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I guess we'll just have to live
a boring, gray life
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without Crabbie Nugs,
or Naomi Watts Tater Tots.
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Or Clam Chuggers,
or Fried Salad Spears.
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♪ Oh, I can't seem to get ♪
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♪ Crocodile Rob's out of my head ♪
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♪ Got a serious craving for a Wallaby Wedge ♪
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♪ When I'm at Crocodile Rob's,I never worry about a thing-o ♪
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♪ Except Gold Coast Cheese Toast and Nachos à la dingo ♪
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♪ The friendliest waiters, the prices so fair ♪
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♪ And ♪
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♪ It's marg o'clock everywhere... ♪
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Welcome back, my best friends.
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How about a basket of fries
that never ends?
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♪ Just sit right down and grab a plate ♪
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♪ 'Cause when you're at Crocodile Rob's ♪
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♪ It's no wuckas, mate. ♪
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Just one more meal
at Crocodile Rob's,
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we get it out of our systems,
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and then I can kiss
my dad goodnight
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-without feeling guilty.
-CROCODILE TOM: Hey,
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sorry, mates, you guys
look incredibly cool
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standing on your seats
like surfboards,
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but it is against
restaurant policy.
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Sure thing, Tom.
We're no Budgie Smugglers.
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Yeah, no, that actually
means "bathing suits."
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(laughs) Good "onya."
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Wolf, out with it. Why did you
call this emergency meeting?
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Do you think that you solved
the chalkboard problem
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in Good Will Hunting again?
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Because I'm telling you,
I am not losing
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-three more hours to that.
-No, although, I am close.
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But this isn't about that.
I have super shocking news.
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Honeybee and I went
to Crocodile Rob's.
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(all gasp)
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-Satan's speakeasy?
-The taboo tavern?
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Wolf, that place is off-limits,
just like the bowling alley.
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And the magic club, Ta-Da's.
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And the owl sanctuary.
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Guys, I know, I know.
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And it's worse than you think,
we went twice.
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(all gasp)
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I think we might have a problem.
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(gasps) Are you saying you want
us to intervention you guys?
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Should we arrange some chairs
in a circle of caring?
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An intervention
is not necessary.
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We're absolutely
never going back again,
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and we're gonna tell Dad
that we went,
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and let him say something
really brutal like,
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(imitating Beef):
"I'm disappointed with you."
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Let's get this bloodbath
over with. Where is he?
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Oh, he went to go see Londra
to get some small talk lessons
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before he hosts
knife club tonight.
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-Dang it.
-So...
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what was it like
in Crocodile Rob's?
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I always pictured a big pit
of crocodiles smoking cigars
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and wearing derbies
and, you know,
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harassing the croco-waitresses.
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Oh, Ham, no. It's like nowhere
you've ever been,
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and nowhere you'll ever go,
'cause we can't,
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but it's freaking
wonderful inside.
241
00:08:37,834 --> 00:08:41,094
They have lush fake palm trees
everywhere, chugo-dile cups...
242
00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:43,913
Sick place mats with facts
about Australia on them.
243
00:08:43,932 --> 00:08:46,599
A super tall cocktail
called a Daiquiri Doo.
244
00:08:46,676 --> 00:08:47,767
Mad Max Meatballs...
245
00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:49,677
There's a stoplight on the wall.
246
00:08:49,771 --> 00:08:51,696
And a bicycle on the ceiling.
247
00:08:51,848 --> 00:08:53,439
♪ It's so hard to describe ♪
248
00:08:53,592 --> 00:08:55,349
♪ This indescribable feeling ♪
249
00:08:55,369 --> 00:08:57,110
♪ Could this really be the place ♪
250
00:08:57,262 --> 00:08:58,945
♪ Our mom passed out when she drank? ♪
251
00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:02,040
♪ I thought it'd be smelly and rank ♪
252
00:09:02,191 --> 00:09:04,191
♪ Oh, how could we deprive ourselves ♪
253
00:09:04,286 --> 00:09:05,952
♪ Of this for so long? ♪
254
00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:09,030
♪ And why am I not wearing a beachy sarong? ♪
255
00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:10,290
I hate these pants.
256
00:09:10,458 --> 00:09:12,366
♪ So sit right down and grab a plate ♪
257
00:09:12,460 --> 00:09:14,368
♪ 'Cause when you're at Crocodile Rob's ♪
258
00:09:14,388 --> 00:09:15,870
♪ It's no wuckas, mate. ♪
259
00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:17,630
Welcome back, adventurers.
260
00:09:17,783 --> 00:09:19,874
Well, flush me down
the toilet in reverse,
261
00:09:19,968 --> 00:09:21,451
we just can't seem to stay away.
262
00:09:21,544 --> 00:09:24,896
Hiya, Beef. I hear we're in
for a wet one later this week.
263
00:09:25,048 --> 00:09:28,567
I wish I could respond to that
in a fun and carefree manner,
264
00:09:28,794 --> 00:09:30,960
but I can't,
and that's why I'm here.
265
00:09:31,054 --> 00:09:32,645
Londra, take me under your wing.
266
00:09:32,798 --> 00:09:35,481
Teach me how to make the talk
that is small.
267
00:09:35,576 --> 00:09:37,150
Teach me A.H.
268
00:09:37,302 --> 00:09:39,578
Well, right there,
that didn't make any sense.
269
00:09:39,805 --> 00:09:43,064
Gibberish and small talk are two
very different things, Beef.
270
00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:45,491
Yes, and I'd like to learn
that difference
271
00:09:45,586 --> 00:09:47,586
-before the party tonight.
-Before tonight?
272
00:09:47,813 --> 00:09:49,813
Well, then, we've got
a lot of field to plough,
273
00:09:49,831 --> 00:09:51,497
and we're short a few horses.
274
00:09:51,666 --> 00:09:53,483
Now... was that gibberish?
275
00:09:53,501 --> 00:09:55,760
You're asking
the right questions, Beef.
276
00:09:55,912 --> 00:09:57,503
I'll explain in the car.
277
00:09:57,598 --> 00:09:59,580
LONDRA:The post office is a great place
278
00:09:59,674 --> 00:10:01,099
to watch small talk in action.
279
00:10:01,326 --> 00:10:02,583
Just stand back and learn.
280
00:10:02,661 --> 00:10:04,269
What are you writing
in your notebook there?
281
00:10:04,496 --> 00:10:05,920
Nothing, I was uncomfortable,
282
00:10:06,014 --> 00:10:07,997
so, uh, I made a bunch
of squiggles.
283
00:10:08,166 --> 00:10:10,775
Well, stop writing
and listen to people.
284
00:10:10,927 --> 00:10:12,277
Hey, June.
Can I borrow your pen?
285
00:10:12,354 --> 00:10:14,428
No can do, Jim, but I'll rent it
to you for ten bucks.
286
00:10:14,448 --> 00:10:16,097
-(both laugh)
-You see, Beef,
287
00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:18,450
when making small talk,
it is customary for people
288
00:10:18,601 --> 00:10:20,935
to tease each other
and reject what each other says
289
00:10:21,071 --> 00:10:23,847
-in a playful manner.
-Yes, I have seen this,
290
00:10:23,865 --> 00:10:26,941
but I have never been confident
enough to try it myself.
291
00:10:27,035 --> 00:10:29,185
Okay, here's your chance, Beef.
292
00:10:29,204 --> 00:10:30,444
Uh, excuse me. Could you pass me
293
00:10:30,464 --> 00:10:32,038
one of those packing slips
behind you?
294
00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:34,540
-No.
-Wow. Uh, okay.
295
00:10:34,693 --> 00:10:37,618
I am just kidding.
You know, "small talk."
296
00:10:37,638 --> 00:10:41,547
Hello, there. Uh, hardly working
or workly harding...
297
00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:42,548
-(groans)
-Damn it!
298
00:10:42,643 --> 00:10:44,217
This weather... right?
299
00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:45,477
Yeah, if you don't like it,
300
00:10:45,628 --> 00:10:47,036
just wait a minute,
it'll change.
301
00:10:47,130 --> 00:10:48,888
-Well, that's not true.
-Beef.
302
00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:51,207
I mean, good one.
Now, I will say one.
303
00:10:51,226 --> 00:10:54,377
Take my wife, please.
J.K., my wife left me.
304
00:10:54,396 --> 00:10:57,304
That was a little better.
We'll keep working on it.
305
00:10:57,399 --> 00:10:58,657
LONDRA: Well, all that practice
306
00:10:58,808 --> 00:11:00,474
being very weird to strangers
307
00:11:00,494 --> 00:11:03,069
at the post office really
paid off. You did great
308
00:11:03,146 --> 00:11:04,570
greeting everyone
when they showed up.
309
00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:06,981
Was it okay that I said,
"Here comes trouble,"
310
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,574
-to all of them?
-Yeah, Beef.
311
00:11:08,727 --> 00:11:10,576
Luckily, no one
showed up at the same time,
312
00:11:10,745 --> 00:11:12,061
so they all felt special.
313
00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:14,580
-There goes trouble.
-(chuckles) Good one, Beef.
314
00:11:14,733 --> 00:11:17,567
I'm looking forward
to the weekend.
315
00:11:17,660 --> 00:11:18,843
It is the weekend.
316
00:11:18,995 --> 00:11:21,012
-Uh-oh.
-Oh. Uh, um...
317
00:11:21,164 --> 00:11:23,682
Then I'm looking forward
to next weekend.
318
00:11:23,791 --> 00:11:26,426
-You know it, pal.
-No more snacks for you, Kyle.
319
00:11:26,578 --> 00:11:29,336
-Oh.
-(chuckles) I'm being humorous. Eat the snacks.
320
00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:30,722
Oh, the pizza must be here.
321
00:11:30,949 --> 00:11:33,750
I told them we'd cut it
ourselves with our knives,
322
00:11:33,768 --> 00:11:35,193
so get ready for some fun.
323
00:11:35,344 --> 00:11:37,603
All right,
let's go ditch this croc-a-wear
324
00:11:37,698 --> 00:11:38,896
before the big guy...
325
00:11:39,049 --> 00:11:40,423
Oh, hello, kids.
326
00:11:40,442 --> 00:11:41,616
(all gasp)
327
00:11:43,278 --> 00:11:44,110
(gasps)
328
00:11:44,262 --> 00:11:45,352
Dad, I know what
this looks like,
329
00:11:45,447 --> 00:11:46,930
but there's a really good
explanation.
330
00:11:47,023 --> 00:11:50,099
Okay, is the explanation that
you went to Crocodile Rob's?
331
00:11:50,118 --> 00:11:53,102
Multiple times.
(sobbing) Forgive us.
332
00:11:53,196 --> 00:11:57,298
Crocodile Rob is too powerful.
He's too powerful, Dad.
333
00:12:00,536 --> 00:12:02,462
Dad, you weren't supposed
to find out like this.
334
00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:05,131
Yeah, we had a whole plan.
We were gonna ask you
335
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,208
to sit down,
and Wolf was gonna light
336
00:12:07,452 --> 00:12:09,802
his newest Macho Calm
brand scented candle,
337
00:12:09,804 --> 00:12:11,454
Chamomile Karate Chop.
338
00:12:11,456 --> 00:12:13,231
Look, Dad, yes,
we did go to Rob's,
339
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:14,958
but it didn't mean anything.
340
00:12:15,126 --> 00:12:16,234
Don't say that, Wolf.
341
00:12:16,461 --> 00:12:19,404
Fine, it meant everything.
It's so rad in there.
342
00:12:19,481 --> 00:12:21,573
Look, I know Mom farted up
a lot of places,
343
00:12:21,967 --> 00:12:23,575
and the emotional smell
still lingers,
344
00:12:23,802 --> 00:12:25,893
but Crocodile Rob's
is heaven on Earth.
345
00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:27,153
There, I said it.
346
00:12:27,305 --> 00:12:29,138
It's like if Hugh Jackman
were a bar.
347
00:12:29,140 --> 00:12:31,824
-It's not a hellhole, Dad.
-It's a wonder-hole.
348
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,978
And there is no reason
to avoid it, Beef. It's fun.
349
00:12:34,996 --> 00:12:36,237
You had... fun?
350
00:12:36,405 --> 00:12:39,482
Yeah, Dad, we had fun.
We had a lot of fun.
351
00:12:39,651 --> 00:12:41,000
Understood.
352
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:44,003
Please, Dad, don't leave.
I'm sorry we wanted to eat
353
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,489
Plump Papaya Pistachio
Pudding Ploppers
354
00:12:46,491 --> 00:12:48,415
in a fun and carefree
environment.
355
00:12:48,843 --> 00:12:50,343
MOON: It's sad we don't have
356
00:12:50,419 --> 00:12:53,179
a dad anymore, but at least
I have this squeaky crocodile
357
00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:56,274
that came with my kid's meal.
Maybe he'll raise me.
358
00:12:56,425 --> 00:12:57,500
(squeaks)
359
00:12:57,519 --> 00:12:59,519
(sighs) I mean,
I get why Dad's upset.
360
00:12:59,613 --> 00:13:01,187
It's kind of like
we're all dating him,
361
00:13:01,264 --> 00:13:02,429
and then we cheated with another
362
00:13:02,598 --> 00:13:04,282
middle-aged smokeshow
named Crocodile Rob,
363
00:13:04,433 --> 00:13:05,858
and while we all still love Dad,
364
00:13:06,011 --> 00:13:08,861
we also want to fool around
with Crocodile Rob on the side,
365
00:13:09,014 --> 00:13:10,771
but just in a way
where everyone understands
366
00:13:10,791 --> 00:13:12,365
the rules so no one gets hurt.
367
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:14,775
Sweetie, you really need to work
on how you talk about your Dad.
368
00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:16,443
I feel bad, but...
369
00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:19,038
I also feel like I want to go to
Crocodile Rob's again sometime.
370
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,206
Is that wrong?
371
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,525
No, I'm actually kind of mad.
372
00:13:22,544 --> 00:13:24,360
We could've been going there
our whole lives.
373
00:13:24,453 --> 00:13:26,696
-We missed out
on so many good times. -(squeaks)
374
00:13:26,714 --> 00:13:29,456
It really makes me wonder
about all these other places
375
00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:31,717
we've stayed away from because
Dad doesn't like going to them.
376
00:13:31,870 --> 00:13:33,478
-They could be great, too.
-Yeah.
377
00:13:33,629 --> 00:13:35,555
I've always wanted to go
to the Vietnamese market
378
00:13:35,723 --> 00:13:37,557
where Dad said Mom fell
into the lobster tank,
379
00:13:37,651 --> 00:13:39,967
-and then refused to get out.
-And the Death Cliff aquarium
380
00:13:40,061 --> 00:13:41,878
where Dad said Mom fell
in the starfish tank
381
00:13:41,896 --> 00:13:44,823
-and refused to get out.
-I can't believe I'm saying this,
382
00:13:45,050 --> 00:13:46,473
but I guess since
Dad's already mad,
383
00:13:46,568 --> 00:13:48,734
maybe we should just...
get it out of our systems
384
00:13:48,829 --> 00:13:50,161
and go to all
the No-Tobes Zones.
385
00:13:50,388 --> 00:13:52,905
-I guess now's our chance.
-I like going places.
386
00:13:53,058 --> 00:13:55,316
All right then,
let's go and take a stroll
387
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,001
right into the Tobin Shame-hole.
388
00:13:57,153 --> 00:13:59,412
♪ We avoided the bowling alley ♪
389
00:13:59,564 --> 00:14:01,080
♪ Where Mom liked to bowl ♪
390
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:02,915
♪ 'Cause Dad said she'd do tequila shots ♪
391
00:14:03,068 --> 00:14:04,567
♪ From all the finger holes ♪
392
00:14:04,586 --> 00:14:06,678
♪ But the bowling alley's a great place ♪
393
00:14:06,829 --> 00:14:08,738
♪ We no longer have to avoid ♪
394
00:14:08,831 --> 00:14:10,423
♪ 'Cause now it belongs to us ♪
395
00:14:10,575 --> 00:14:12,758
♪ And a creepy guy named Lloyd... ♪
396
00:14:12,853 --> 00:14:15,094
Guess which one
of my ears is fake.
397
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:17,413
♪ We've always wanted to go ♪
398
00:14:17,432 --> 00:14:19,599
♪ To the old owl sanctuary ♪
399
00:14:19,751 --> 00:14:22,418
♪ Where Dad said she tried to ride an owl ♪
400
00:14:22,437 --> 00:14:23,936
♪ After several Bloody Marys... ♪
401
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:26,531
She went to the hospital
and then jail.
402
00:14:26,682 --> 00:14:29,092
♪ We never go see magic at Ta-Da's ♪
403
00:14:29,185 --> 00:14:30,776
♪ It's not 'cause Dad's a meanie ♪
404
00:14:30,929 --> 00:14:33,187
♪ It's 'cause one night, when Mom was there ♪
405
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:36,190
♪ She tried to choke the Great Wowzini... ♪
406
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:39,360
To be fair, he did steal
a quarter from behind her ear.
407
00:14:39,454 --> 00:14:41,270
That woman was a freak
for quarters.
408
00:14:41,289 --> 00:14:43,940
We went to all these places,
and nothing bad happened.
409
00:14:44,033 --> 00:14:46,533
I don't know what I thought
would happen.
410
00:14:46,611 --> 00:14:48,444
I always thought
I'd immediately order
411
00:14:48,463 --> 00:14:51,389
a Singapore Sling
and descend into madness.
412
00:14:51,616 --> 00:14:54,041
Guys, she's not here,
and you're not her.
413
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:56,302
You don't have to feel bad
about the things she did.
414
00:14:56,454 --> 00:14:57,878
-Huh.
-Yeah, it's kind of like...
415
00:14:57,898 --> 00:14:59,956
♪ Mom's shame belongs to her ♪
416
00:14:59,974 --> 00:15:01,807
♪ It doesn't belong to us ♪
417
00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:03,884
♪ It's not our fault ♪
418
00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:07,221
♪ She rode the police horse through the Toys "R" Us... ♪
419
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,223
She stole me
a Nightlife Elegance Ken,
420
00:15:09,317 --> 00:15:11,242
but I had to return him.
421
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,560
♪ Mom's shame is not ours ♪
422
00:15:13,655 --> 00:15:15,229
♪ Not ours to take on ♪
423
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,398
♪ We probably would've learned that ♪
424
00:15:17,492 --> 00:15:20,810
♪ If we'd gone to Al-Anon ♪
425
00:15:20,903 --> 00:15:22,253
I told you we should
check it out.
426
00:15:22,405 --> 00:15:24,405
♪ There's one more place we haven't been ♪
427
00:15:24,499 --> 00:15:26,257
♪ So let's get in the car ♪
428
00:15:26,409 --> 00:15:30,002
♪ Mom's favorite place of all, Danky's Grill and Bar... ♪
429
00:15:30,155 --> 00:15:33,005
WOMAN: Ah, crap.
My wig's on fire again.
430
00:15:33,158 --> 00:15:35,582
Oh, God. Nope.
Mom can have that one.
431
00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:36,993
All right, gather round,
432
00:15:37,011 --> 00:15:38,344
it's time to cut
the knife club cake.
433
00:15:38,496 --> 00:15:41,088
We can use our own knives
if we take turns.
434
00:15:41,182 --> 00:15:42,832
Remember what happened
last time.
435
00:15:42,925 --> 00:15:46,277
My scar will be a beautiful
reminder that I have friends.
436
00:15:46,429 --> 00:15:48,020
Wait. Has anyone seen Beef?
437
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:49,672
Eh, not for an hour or so.
438
00:15:49,765 --> 00:15:52,784
He's probably just off somewhere
silently clutching his knife.
439
00:15:53,011 --> 00:15:54,694
Oh, boy.
440
00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:57,104
WOLF: Welp, we reclaimed Mom's poisoned haunts,
441
00:15:57,198 --> 00:15:58,347
except for Danky's,
442
00:15:58,366 --> 00:15:59,606
of course.
Danky's can burn in hell.
443
00:15:59,684 --> 00:16:01,608
Let's head home,
apologize to Dad again,
444
00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,978
and put this ugly chapter
behind us forever.
445
00:16:04,038 --> 00:16:05,538
Wait, what about
Crocodile Rob's?
446
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:07,298
I know we went there
earlier, but, like,
447
00:16:07,525 --> 00:16:10,860
should we reclaim it one more
time, or how are we feeling?
448
00:16:10,878 --> 00:16:12,003
I don't know, guys.
449
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:13,954
Maybe we should just quit
while we're ahead...
450
00:16:13,974 --> 00:16:17,141
Hello! There they are,
my favorite family.
451
00:16:17,218 --> 00:16:18,534
What a cool van.
452
00:16:18,627 --> 00:16:21,220
Hey, let's go throw some
good times on the barbie.
453
00:16:21,372 --> 00:16:23,064
-(laughs)
-We're right behind you, Tom!
454
00:16:26,561 --> 00:16:29,470
Hey, Beef. Kind of surprised
to see you out here.
455
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:32,048
You were doing so well in there,
and then you disappeared.
456
00:16:32,141 --> 00:16:33,640
Do you want to tell me
what's going on?
457
00:16:33,735 --> 00:16:37,161
(sighs) I went out front because
I thought the pizza was here,
458
00:16:37,388 --> 00:16:39,405
and when I got outside,
I saw my kids,
459
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,982
and they had been
to Crocodile Rob's,
460
00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:43,167
and I got upset.
461
00:16:43,319 --> 00:16:44,669
Why? I love that place.
462
00:16:44,896 --> 00:16:48,172
They have that animatronic koala
that does insult comedy.
463
00:16:48,324 --> 00:16:51,067
He called me a slag
and Dusty a drongo.
464
00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:52,918
It's so much fun there.
465
00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:54,570
Yeah, that's kind of
the problem.
466
00:16:54,589 --> 00:16:56,497
See, I've always let
the kids believe
467
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,182
that they're not allowed
to go there
468
00:16:58,334 --> 00:17:00,092
because I had bad times there
with their mom,
469
00:17:00,245 --> 00:17:01,668
but, actually,
470
00:17:01,763 --> 00:17:03,837
I had a lot of good times there
with their mom.
471
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:06,082
The trouble is,
I find good memories
472
00:17:06,100 --> 00:17:08,100
to be more painful
than bad memories.
473
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,253
I feel like
the fun people always leave.
474
00:17:10,346 --> 00:17:11,696
Kathleen, my parents,
475
00:17:11,773 --> 00:17:14,423
the gas station attendant
who invited me to his house
476
00:17:14,442 --> 00:17:17,184
to watch Man on Fire.
He moved back to Sitka.
477
00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:19,945
Oh, sorry about your friend
you watched Man on Fire with.
478
00:17:20,098 --> 00:17:22,856
And I think I avoid small talk
479
00:17:22,950 --> 00:17:24,542
because it leads to big talk,
480
00:17:24,769 --> 00:17:26,602
and that leads to friendship.
481
00:17:26,621 --> 00:17:28,788
Next thing you know,
you're having four kids
482
00:17:28,940 --> 00:17:30,439
with someone who'll leave you.
483
00:17:30,458 --> 00:17:32,625
It feels like the good times
are always ending,
484
00:17:32,794 --> 00:17:35,461
and you never know if there are
gonna be more around the bend.
485
00:17:35,613 --> 00:17:37,613
When I saw the looks
on the kids' faces tonight,
486
00:17:37,706 --> 00:17:40,224
I thought, this isn't just
my problem anymore.
487
00:17:40,451 --> 00:17:43,286
I've been standing in the way
of them enjoying themselves
488
00:17:43,379 --> 00:17:44,954
because of my stupid heart.
489
00:17:44,956 --> 00:17:47,899
Well, then knock it off, Beef.
I mean, put it in perspective.
490
00:17:48,050 --> 00:17:50,217
We're on a planet
in a solar system
491
00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:52,295
in one of two trillion galaxies,
492
00:17:52,313 --> 00:17:54,130
in a universe in a multiverse
493
00:17:54,265 --> 00:17:56,632
that contains an infinite number
of pocket universes,
494
00:17:56,651 --> 00:17:59,243
and, well, if you met
a beautiful lady
495
00:17:59,395 --> 00:18:01,245
who was fun for a while
before she wasn't,
496
00:18:01,472 --> 00:18:03,748
and she gave you
four great kids who love you,
497
00:18:03,899 --> 00:18:05,474
then you're probably doing okay.
498
00:18:05,493 --> 00:18:07,326
So, you better
have fun with us now
499
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:08,920
while the funnin's good,
you big lump.
500
00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:11,238
-Thank you, Londra.
-All right, Beef,
501
00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:12,498
are you ready to head back in?
502
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,333
I got some brand-new small talk
I could loan you.
503
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:17,261
Get this, I hear Whippleton
is getting a Del Taco.
504
00:18:17,413 --> 00:18:19,989
That is big news,
but I have an idea
505
00:18:20,082 --> 00:18:22,842
of how to take this gathering
of knife club to the next level.
506
00:18:22,994 --> 00:18:27,012
It's time to show my painful
good memories who's the boss.
507
00:18:27,089 --> 00:18:28,331
-All right.
-It's me.
508
00:18:28,424 --> 00:18:29,941
-I'm the boss.
-I got that.
509
00:18:30,168 --> 00:18:32,259
WOLF: With a deconstructed martini hat,
510
00:18:32,353 --> 00:18:34,445
you have to be careful
not to just suck in the gin part
511
00:18:34,597 --> 00:18:36,672
'cause it can burn the jahoobies
out of your mouth.
512
00:18:36,765 --> 00:18:40,009
(slurps, coughs, laughs)
That was straight gin.
513
00:18:40,102 --> 00:18:42,345
Oh, my crikey.
514
00:18:42,438 --> 00:18:44,789
-(all gasp)
-♪ Well, this place ♪
515
00:18:45,016 --> 00:18:46,866
♪ Hasn't changed a bit ♪
516
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,034
♪ We sat right there ♪
517
00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:50,611
♪ And she always had ♪
518
00:18:50,705 --> 00:18:53,189
♪ Two cigarettes lit... ♪
519
00:18:53,282 --> 00:18:54,707
Or three.
♪ When we first started ♪
520
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:57,543
♪ Coming here, there was magic in the air ♪
521
00:18:57,637 --> 00:19:00,696
♪ But then, one night, she almost strangled a waitress ♪
522
00:19:00,715 --> 00:19:03,549
-♪ With her underwear... ♪
-Hey, I remember you.
523
00:19:03,701 --> 00:19:05,701
♪ When you first started coming here ♪
524
00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:07,645
♪ Your wife was the belle of the ball ♪
525
00:19:07,872 --> 00:19:11,040
♪ But after a few drinks, she started yelling ♪
526
00:19:11,042 --> 00:19:12,558
♪ "I'll kill you all" ♪
527
00:19:12,710 --> 00:19:15,394
♪ You had some fun, but now it's done ♪
528
00:19:15,546 --> 00:19:18,305
♪ I assume you'll be wanting a table for one? ♪
529
00:19:18,399 --> 00:19:21,217
Oh, no. I'm actually
meeting some people.
530
00:19:21,235 --> 00:19:23,310
Are you here to formally
disown us, Dad?
531
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:25,145
I can call the family notary,
532
00:19:25,239 --> 00:19:26,480
and we can get
the paperwork going.
533
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:29,650
Actually, no. I brought my
knife club here to,
534
00:19:29,727 --> 00:19:32,152
as they say, "make a YOLO."
535
00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:35,064
(laughs) They definitely
don't say that, Dad,
536
00:19:35,082 --> 00:19:36,399
but welcome to paradise.
537
00:19:36,417 --> 00:19:38,176
Or should we welcome
Crocodile Rob's
538
00:19:38,403 --> 00:19:40,569
to the human version
of paradise,
539
00:19:40,588 --> 00:19:41,921
our dad.
540
00:19:42,073 --> 00:19:43,406
I thought you hated this place
541
00:19:43,424 --> 00:19:45,408
because of all the bad times
you had here with Mom.
542
00:19:45,426 --> 00:19:47,760
Actually, I avoided it
because me and your mom
543
00:19:47,912 --> 00:19:51,171
had so many good times here,
and, well, that's over.
544
00:19:51,265 --> 00:19:54,675
But we can make new good
memories here, starting tonight.
545
00:19:54,752 --> 00:19:57,586
Oh, Dad, full disclosure, we
also went to the bowling alley,
546
00:19:57,605 --> 00:19:59,939
Ta-Da's, the owl sanctuary,
and Danky's.
547
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:01,440
Oh, God, you went to Danky's?
548
00:20:01,592 --> 00:20:02,925
Oh, don't worry,
we didn't go in.
549
00:20:03,018 --> 00:20:04,869
Good, but I'm glad you went
550
00:20:05,020 --> 00:20:06,278
to those other fun places.
551
00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:09,114
It's okay to remember
that there were and are
552
00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:11,191
some very fun things
about your mother.
553
00:20:11,285 --> 00:20:13,193
Like how she put on
that Pinhead mask
554
00:20:13,287 --> 00:20:14,695
whenever we got food delivered.
555
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,881
And if you didn't want to go
to school, she'd be like,
556
00:20:17,032 --> 00:20:19,108
"Sure, that place sucks anyway."
557
00:20:19,126 --> 00:20:21,277
And she could hang off
the bottom of a Jeep
558
00:20:21,295 --> 00:20:23,629
-for hundreds of miles.
-She sure could.
559
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,723
(laughter)
560
00:20:25,950 --> 00:20:27,225
Now, where is that waiter?
561
00:20:27,452 --> 00:20:29,618
I want to order the
Russell Crowe Brussel Bowl.
562
00:20:29,712 --> 00:20:31,896
♪ When you're at Crocodile Rob's ♪
563
00:20:32,047 --> 00:20:33,456
♪ The good times never end ♪
564
00:20:33,474 --> 00:20:35,215
♪ You can make wonderful memories ♪
565
00:20:35,309 --> 00:20:37,126
♪ And interesting new friends... ♪
566
00:20:37,144 --> 00:20:38,719
Like the team from
Harkins Real Estate.
567
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:40,387
Janet just sold
her first townhouse.
568
00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:42,406
♪ Sure, the past will always be there ♪
569
00:20:42,558 --> 00:20:44,057
♪ Haunting you to the grave ♪
570
00:20:44,151 --> 00:20:45,726
♪ But when you come to Crocodile Rob's ♪
571
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,411
♪ You can catch a happy wave ♪
572
00:20:47,563 --> 00:20:49,247
♪ Sit right down and grab a plate ♪
573
00:20:49,474 --> 00:20:51,156
♪ 'Cause when you're at Crocodile Rob's ♪
574
00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:53,066
♪ It's no wuckas, mate. ♪
575
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:54,234
(glasses clink)
576
00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:55,995
♪ In the beginning ♪
577
00:20:56,147 --> 00:20:57,904
-♪ There was nothing ♪
-♪ Nothing ♪
578
00:20:57,999 --> 00:21:00,407
♪ But then the emptiness farted ♪
579
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:01,650
♪ Farted ♪
580
00:21:01,669 --> 00:21:03,577
♪ Out came the stars and planets ♪
581
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,654
♪ That's how everything started ♪
582
00:21:05,673 --> 00:21:08,081
♪ It's a space fart that keeps on getting bigger ♪
583
00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:09,600
♪ 13.8 billion years so far ♪
584
00:21:09,752 --> 00:21:11,918
♪ Our lifespans are a fraction of that figure ♪
585
00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:15,848
♪ About .0000006% ♪
586
00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,924
♪ We're all in this space fart with each other ♪
587
00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:19,926
♪ So be kind and call your mother ♪
588
00:21:20,021 --> 00:21:21,520
♪ We're just a twinkle in space ♪
589
00:21:21,672 --> 00:21:24,282
♪ So why not learn to play the bass? ♪
590
00:21:24,433 --> 00:21:25,098
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