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[snoring]
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[theme music starts]
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[light music playing]
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-[panting]
-[Garfield scoffs]
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[Garfield laughs]
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-"Kick puppy off table." Check.
-[thud]
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[humming]
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[Garfield giggles]
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[gasps and grunts]
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"Eating Jon's lunch for him." Check.
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"Shred new drapes."
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Check.
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Okay... that's everything on my
"to do" list for today.
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[gasps]
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[laughs]
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[gasps]
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[floor screeching]
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[Odie yelps]
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[munching]
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-[Garfield giggles nervously]
-[Jon giggles]
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Here... please send this off.
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[gasps]
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In case you're wondering,
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I just sent that DVD
I made of you misbehaving...
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to Dr. Whipple.
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No! Not Dr. Whipple.
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[screams]
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[Garfield] I want to watch
a really mindless game show
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featuring people dressed up
as large chickens.
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I don't care what you want to watch,
Garfield.
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We're going to watch Doctor Whipple.
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As you know, I specialize
in teaching obedience to pets...
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especially cats who don't know
how to behave
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and are lazy, rude and impossible.
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I hear there are such cats.
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Yesterday on this show,
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I showed you one of the worst-behaved
cats I've ever come across.
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Here's a tape of how Kittykins used to be.
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-[audience gasps]
-[man] What a badly-behaved cat!
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[laughs] Seems like my kind of guy!
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In fact, Kittykins looks kind of familiar.
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Since then, I have put Kittykins
through my no-fail,
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guaranteed pet obedience training...
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and here he is.
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[audience claps]
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[clears throat] Kittykins,
would you like to chase this bird?
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No.
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-[audience cheering]
-[man] What a well-behaved cat!
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[purrs]
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[Dr. Whipple] You can train
your disobedient pet
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with my exclusive line
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of DVDs, tapes, books,
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-computer software...
-[Garfield gasps]
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Don't worry, Garfield, I'm not going
to order all that expensive equipment.
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[sighs]
Good. For a minute there I thought--
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[doorbell rings]
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[Odie panting]
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Come on in! It's open!
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Jon! You didn't! You wouldn't!
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You couldn't!
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You did.
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Come with me, cat.
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[sighs]
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Farewell, Odie.
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I'll be back.
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[funerary music playing]
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[Garfield] But I may not be me
when I return.
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[whimpering]
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[calm music playing]
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[horns honking]
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[sighs]
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Jon, how could you do this to me?
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[Dr. Whipple] Ah, good morning, cat.
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[clears throat] If you do as your told,
we can get through this in a hurry.
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After several hours of my training,
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you will be a tame, docile cat
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like Kittykins here.
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Why does Kittykins look so familiar to me?
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[gasps in surprise]
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First training method. The sound chamber.
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[belt stretching and strapping]
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[struggles]
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This will instill in you
a sense of warning
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-if you misbehave.
-[buttons beep]
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[voices from speakers] Don't scratch!
Don't mistreat puppies!
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Eat what you've been given!
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-I'll be back in an hour.
-[Garfield] Oh no!
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[speaker voices] Behave yourself!
Do what you're told!
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All right. It's an hour later.
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-[dramatic music playing]
-[Garfield panting]
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Fine. We're off to a good start.
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[Garfield panting]
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Yuk!
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This is to break you
of your atrocious habit
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of kicking small puppies off of tables.
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Whenever you kick the robotic puppy off...
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Well, just try it and see what happens.
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[grumbles]
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[laughs]
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[metal crashes]
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That was easy!
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[screams]
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[thud]
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I'm not taking this lying down.
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[metallic tail wagging]
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[Garfield huffs]
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-[metal crashes]
-[scoffs]
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[surprised] What? [screams]
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[growls] Why, you... !
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-[Garfield screams]
-[metal crashes]
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[screaming and crashing continues]
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[panting]
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[robotic whirring]
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[slow creaking]
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[crashing and springing]
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[panting] I know just how you feel, pal.
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And now it's time to eat.
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Why do I have the feeling
this is the first time ever
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I'm not going to like doing that?
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[Dr. Whipple] Right here is your food.
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Kitty crunch, dry nuggets,
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styrofoam flavor. And here is my dinner...
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prime rib with mashed potatoes, gravy,
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cream corn and apple pie
a la mode for dessert.
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Oh! Yum and double yum.
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You must eat your food
and not eat my food.
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Because, do you know what will happen
if you try to eat my food?
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[gasps] Yum yum!
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[Garfield wailing]
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Oh! Ouch! Ouch!
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That's right. If you try for my food,
a half-ton safe will drop on you.
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[dazed and panting] So I noticed.
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[safe crashes]
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Now... make the correct choice.
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[safe crashes]
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[grumbles]
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Cat... every time you reach
for the prime rib,
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the safe will drop on you.
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Don't you realize this?
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[laughing sadly]
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Then why do you keep reaching
for the prime rib?
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Because it's just the way I like it...
medium rare.
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[struggles]
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Now you've had the complete program.
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And somehow I [stammers] survived.
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You'll be perfectly behaved
when we do my TV show in one hour.
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Oh, that was awful.
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In fact, it was worse than awful.
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It would have to get better
just to be awful.
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Hi, Garfield.
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Hi, Kittykins.
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Hey!
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How do you know my name, Kitttykins?
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Wait!
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You're Harry,
that cat from my neighborhood.
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[laughs] That's me!
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What are you doing pretending
to be a tame cat named Kittykins?
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You're as bad as I am.
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I got me a job.
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I pretend to be a successful result
of Doc Whipple's training
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and every day, he pays me
my weight in tuna fish.
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He can afford that?
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Are you kidding?
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You know how much this guy makes
off these stupid lessons he sells?
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How much does he make?
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Enough to pay you your weight in tuna.
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Well, that's a lot of tuna.
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Yeah, play along. Help him sell the stuff
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and you can have
the same great job I have.
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Which would I rather have?
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My weight in tuna every day?
Or my integrity?
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Oh, these moral decisions are hard.
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[announcer] ...and now, the world's
foremost trainer of problem pets...
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-Doctor Whipple!
-[audience cheers]
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[Odie whimpers]
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Thank you.
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Today, you will see the results
of my greatest challenge:
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the worst behaved cat I've ever seen.
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Garfield!
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[audience cheering]
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I put him through my extreme
housebreaking program.
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And now, you will see the results.
[laughs]
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Garfield?
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-[audience claps]
-[triumphant music playing]
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Garfield... do you have any desire
to mistreat small puppies?
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[drum rolls]
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-[audience gasps]
-[man] Impressive.
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Do you have any desire to steal food
or shred drapes?
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[drum rolls]
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[impressed muttering]
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That cat has become so well-behaved.
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We have to order Dr. Whipple's DVDs,
tapes and books.
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But we don't have a cat.
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Very good, Garfield.
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Now, is there anything you'd like to do?
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Yes... this.
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[laughs and munches]
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Catch him!
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[plates smashing]
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Going down!
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[barks]
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That cat is not well-behaved!
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I thought Dr. Whipple had trained him
not to do things like that!
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[clears throat] Excuse me,
ladies and gentlemen.
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I have to go tend to...
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matters.
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[panting]
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-Got him!
-[Garfield screams]
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Struggle all you want, cat.
You ain't gettin' away.
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There he is!
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That cat who's trying to ruin my business.
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Who? Me?
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Sweet, well-behaved me?
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But it won't work.
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The public is too stupid to catch on.
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[Dr. Whipple] So what if
my training program doesn't work?
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They still send me tons of money. [laughs]
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Those idiots!
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[Dr. Whipple] I got a sweet racket
going here and you won't stop me.
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Dr. Whipple! They're hearing you
on national television.
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They can't hear me.
I left my microphone on stage.
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They can...
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[giggles]
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Do you have any further words
for our listening audience, Doctor?
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You miserable, little...
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I'm taking my cat home,
thank you very much.
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[barks]
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[audience jeering in background]
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Thanks for the lessons, Doc!
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Doctor Whipple! The phone lines are jammed
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with customers cancelling orders
and demanding refunds.
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Why didn't you teach that cat
how to behave?
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I did.
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Unfortunately, that's how he behaves.
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Garfield, I wanted to say again
how sorry I am
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that I sent you to that terrible doctor.
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[slurping]
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Oh, I'd say eight more
apologies oughta do it.
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[sighs]
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Well, Odie. I'm home and I'm still me.
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Dr. Whipple didn't whip me into shape
the way he wanted.
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Oh, that reminds me.
It's time for his show.
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The Dr. Whipple show,
normally seen at this time,
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will never be seen again.
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Wow! This couldn't have gone better.
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Instead, stay tuned for
a really mindless game show
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featuring people dressed
as large chickens.
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I was wrong. That's better.
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[TV show music plays]
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[theme music starts]
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