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[snoring]
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[theme music starts]
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[upbeat music playing]
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[Jon] So, Liz. How did you
and Heather enjoy your trip to Egypt?
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-It was great! We had so much fun.
-[Garfield grunting]
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I've brought a couple of snapshots
from the trip.
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You call that a couple?
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They have fewer photos on the Internet.
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Garfield, did you know that
in Ancient Egypt,
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cats were worshiped like Gods?
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Some of them were even embalmed
and buried in their master's sarcophagus.
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"Buried"? You call that worship!
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Oh, and Jon. I brought you
a little souvenir from Cairo!
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The old man who sold it to me
at the market
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said it was an ancient artifact.
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But I'm sure it's just a copy.
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[Jon gasps]
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Thank you, Liz. How cool is that?
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The man's excited by an old mirror!
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-Use that gratitude to feed us all...
-[stomach growls]
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...me especially.
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Garfield's right.
I'd better go get dinner on the table.
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Okay if I help?
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How about we play hide and seek?
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How about if you hide and we don't seek?
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-One, two, three, four...
-[yawns]
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-I'll maybe hide when she hits eighty-ish.
-[Heather] ...five, six...
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seven, eight...
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-[magical jingling]
-...nine, ten...
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-[Odie grunts]
-...11, 12...
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-[nervous barking]
-...13, 14, 15...
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[gasps]
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-[papers fluttering]
-[Odie panting]
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[wind whipping]
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[Odie howling]
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Odie! Odie, come back!
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Oh, boy.
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[elastic stretching]
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-[electricity crackles]
-...91, 92...
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-[music crescendos]
-...93...
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-...99...
-[music stops]
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One hundred! Garfield? Odie?
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I'm gonna find you!
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Now, where did they disappear to?
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-[electricity buzzes]
-[Garfield moans]
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[birds tweeting]
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[gasps]
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As if I didn't have
enough problems already.
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[excited barking]
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[slurping]
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I have a feeling we're not in Kansas
anymore, Odie... or anywhere else.
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-[imperial music playing]
-[armors rattling]
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-[metal clanging]
-[Odie gulping]
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Hey, would you be careful
with those things?
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I like my fur the way it is,
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on a living body.
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[in unison]
We are your humble servants, Master.
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[Odie grunts]
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This way, Your Excellence.
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[imperial music crescendos]
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Ah, this is more like it!
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[munching]
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[barks and growls]
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Bad jackal!
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[growls and barks]
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[yawns and gasps]
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I am Neferkitty...
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High Priestess of the Goddess Kat-Ra!
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[yawning] Whatever you say.
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[gulps] More grapes, please.
And would you mind peeling them?
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As you wish, Great Leader...
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[clears throat]
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You... [clears throat]
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[Neferkitty] A long time ago,
cats were not just worshiped
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by Ancient Egyptians.
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Cats ruled over them!
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-[whips cracking]
-[Neferkitty] Men were merely our slaves,
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building us monuments and pyramids.
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-[Garfield giggles]
-[slaps]
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But one day, thousands of years ago,
the men dared to rebel against us.
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Defeated, we were banished
into another dimension
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through a magic mirror.
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[sighs] Could you skip to the end?
I never liked educational programs.
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[hisses]
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[groans]
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According to an ancient prophecy,
an orange cat
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and his pet jackal will appear one day.
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"Jackal"? Oh, you mean Odie.
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[dramatic music plays]
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[screams]
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Is that supposed to be me?
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The orange cat shall become
our new Pharaoh,
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and we will worship him for 2,000 years.
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You wanna worship me and feed me?
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Who am I to deny my adoring public?
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You shall have all you wish for...
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as soon as we're done
with the crowning ceremony.
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Good... Can we get it over with
in time for lunch?
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[cackles]
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-[ominous music fades]
-[Garfield] Oh, boy.
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-[exotic music playing]
-[Garfield struggling]
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Hey! Not so tight!
You want to stop my breathing?
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-No, that will come soon enough.
-[music continues]
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[gong rings]
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[imperial music playing]
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[crowd] Hail to our new Pharaoh!
Hail to our new Pharaoh!
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[crowd] Hail to our new Pharaoh!
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[crowd cheering]
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[crowd] Hail to our new Pharaoh!
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[growling angrily]
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Keep it down, Odie!
You're gonna ruin my big moment of fame.
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[whining]
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I, Neferkitty, High Priestess
of the Goddess Kat-Ra...
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crown you Pharaoh, my lord.
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[crowd cheering]
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[gasps]
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I present you with those two symbols
of your immortal dominion.
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[crowd] Hail to our new Pharaoh!
Hail to our new Pharaoh!
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[gasps] That's enough grapes
to last someone a lifetime!
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Or me, about an hour.
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In the sarcophagus,
an hour will be your lifetime.
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You never mentioned anything
about putting me
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into that overdecorated phone booth.
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Didn't I?
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Oh, must have slipped off my mind.
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Our previous Pharaoh
was getting a little...
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[Garfield gasps]
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[hisses]
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Hey, thanks for inviting me to be Pharaoh,
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but I just remembered
a previous engagement to not be killed.
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-[ominous music]
-[metal clangs]
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[screams]
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If you need me, I'll be in here.
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Ouch!
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[ominous drums playing]
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[crowd] Hail to our new Pharaoh!
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Hail to our new Pharaoh,
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that we shall worship and adore
for the next 2,000 years.
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[Garfield] The least you could have done
was give me the grapes.
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[doorbell rings]
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Thanks... I guess.
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[Garfield munching]
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Be silent! There's no talking
in a sarcophagus!
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[Garfield] Oh, sorry. It's dark in here,
and I couldn't read the sign.
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[lock clicks]
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The day of our new Pharaoh shall be
the day of our new freedom and ascendancy.
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[Garfield snoring]
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You are rattling the temple
with your snoring!
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[Garfield] Oops!
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Guess I didn't tell you
I'm a loud sleeper, did I?
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People in the next state sometimes call
and complain about the noise.
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[screaming] Didn't you hear what I said?
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Be silent!
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[giggles] There...
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suits you way better.
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[inhales deeply]
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Why, you... Guards!
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-Don't let him get away!
-[growling]
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[slurping]
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[happy bark]
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Fasten your seat belt, Neferkitty.
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[Garfield] This is gonna be
one bumpy ride!
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[screaming]
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-[Garfield chuckles]
-[bowling pins falling]
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-This way, Odie!
-[barks]
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[fast exotic music playing]
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Catch them!
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-[ominous chanting]
-[military music]
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[fighting a sneeze]
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[Odie begins to sneeze]
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[whispering] This way!
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[gong resonates]
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That's our exit, Odie! Quick!
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[Garfield panting]
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[barking]
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Pupster! How did you open it?
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[Garfield] Try to remember.
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Use your brain.
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[bell dings]
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[slurping]
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[electricity crackles]
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[Garfield gasps]
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[screams]
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So the prophecy was right!
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[Neferkitty] The day we crowned
a new Pharaoh was the day of our freedom!
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I shall gather all my troops.
We shall cross through the magic gate
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and wage a war that will enslave mankind
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and grant us full world domination!
[cackling]
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But we already have full world domination.
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What on Earth do you mean?
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Modern-day cats already rule humans.
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They feed us and pet us
and buy us annoying kitty toys
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and let us sleep just about anywhere
we want to, and all day!
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Hey... we want to sleep all day!
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And we did in such a clever and subtle way
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that the humans still haven't figured out
that they're our slaves.
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You want to mess with that?
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And have someone serve us
freshly baked lasagna!
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Wait! If this is true,
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take me to your world
so I can see it for myself!
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This way, Your Highness.
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Oh, but I'd lose the Egyptian suit
if I were you.
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Just to keep a low profile.
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[giggles]
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[electricity crackles]
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[birds chirping]
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That's it! I'm free! I'm free!
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[Liz] Jon!
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Where did this beautiful cat come from?
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Never saw her before.
Maybe she belongs to one of the neighbors?
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[sighs] I don't see
any identification tattoo or collar.
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[gasps] Unhand me, filthy mortal!
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Oh, what a beautiful kitty!
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Can I hold her?
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-Sure.
-Can I keep her, Aunty Liz? Can I?
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Can I? I've always wanted a kitty!
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Well, if no neighbors are looking for her.
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[Liz] Sure, why not!
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[slurping]
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High Priestess? Is that you?
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No point in letting them go to waste.
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Just being on the safe side.
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-[glass breaking]
-We wouldn't want a conquest of mankind.
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[munching]
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Oh, we're gonna be such great friends!
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I'll name you... Fuzzbutton!
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[shrieking]
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"Fuzzbutton?"
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...and we'll get you your own sandbox
and maybe a catnip mouse...
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[Neferkitty] No! I must rule the world!
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I must!
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Hey! [chewing]
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That's how it is, sometimes.
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One day,
you're High Priestess of the planet.
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The next day, you're Fuzzbutton.
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[theme music starts]
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