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[snoring]
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[theme music starts]
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[furniture breaking]
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You come back here with that, Garfield!
We were supposed to share that pizza!
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[Garfield]
Don't worry, I'll leave you the crust.
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[whines]
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-Come back with that pillow!
-[whines]
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It's my pillow! I paid for it!
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Yeah, but I'm the one
who got cat hair all over it!
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[Jon screams] A mouse! Garfield,
there's a mouse in the kitchen!
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You were supposed to do something
to keep mice out!
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[Garfield] I am!
I'm eating every last piece of cheese!
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[Squeek] Boy, Jon and Garfield...
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they haven't been getting along well
lately, have they?
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[grunts]
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And you'd like them
to be friends, wouldn't you?
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[Odie whines]
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Well, we gotta do something.
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I can't live in a house
with so much bickering.
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I'm a sensitive rodent.
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And I think I got an idea.
Wanna help, Odie?
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[barks]
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Okay, here's what I need you to do.
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[whispering] But I gotta whisper so...
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[Jon] We're going to watch the music show!
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[Garfield] We're gonna watch
the monster movie!
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We're going to watch the music show!
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We're going to watch the monster movie!
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-[Odie barks]
-[Jon] We're gonna watch the music show!
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[Garfield]
We're watching the monster movie!
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[Jon] We're gonna watch the music show!
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-[Garfield] Monster movie!
-[Jon] We're gonna watch the music show!
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-[Garfield] Monster movie!
-[Jon] Music show!
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[Jon] We're going to watch the music show!
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[Garfield] We're going to watch
the monster movie!
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[Jon] Music show!
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[Garfield] Monster movie!
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[Jon] Music show!
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Are you and your pet not getting along?
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Are the two of you always
quarreling and bickering?
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If your arguments in your house
are getting out of hand,
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maybe you're just
what we've been looking for.
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-[Garfield] Monster movie!
-[Jon] Music show!
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-[knocking on glass]
-[gasp]
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We have a new reality TV show
called Petmatchers.
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Our mission is to match
the right pet and master.
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Each week, we put one pet owner
and one pet through a series of tests
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calculated to measure if they go together.
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Last week, this woman came to us
with her dog,
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an obvious mismatch.
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-[buzzing]
-After our tests,
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she left with her new,
perfectly matched pet.
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[Jon and Garfield] Gee...
that sounds interesting.
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Maybe we oughta go on that show.
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They'll get tested, they'll realize
they're made for each other
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and no more arguing.
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[barks]
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That is... [sighs]
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if it works.
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-Music show!
-Monster movie!
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-Music show!
-Monster movie!
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[show music playing]
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[screams]
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-[moans]
-[grunts]
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[announcer] And now, back to Petmatchers
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with your host, Chuck Yenta!
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-Welcome back!
-[audience applauds]
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We're testing this man, Jon Arbinkle--
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-Jon Arbuckle.
-[microphone ringing]
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Right... Jon Arbinkle,
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to see if he and his cat Garfield
are a good match.
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[sighs] I hope they don't
expect me to sing.
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[computer buzzes]
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[bell rings]
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The computer has analyzed your likes.
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Here are yours, Jon Arbinkle.
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[clears throat]
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-Summer days, friendly people...
-[audience gasps in awe]
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...walks on the beach,
a good baseball game.
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-Yep. That's me.
-[audience applauds]
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And here is what the computer
has determined as the likes of your pet.
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-Beef lasagna, sausage lasagna...
-[audience laughs]
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...spinach lasagna...
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-more beef lasagna.
-[Garfield sighs]
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Did it mention lasagna? Smart computer.
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Let's see the other ways in which
you two are compatible
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or incompatible.
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Favorite way to spend the evening?
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[audience laughs and applauds]
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[Chuck] Favorite sport?
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-[Garfiled snoring]
-[audience laughs and applauds]
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[Chuck] Favorite hobby?
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-[snoring]
-[audience laughs and applauds]
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[yawning] All this testing is making me
feel like I need a nap.
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Mr. Yenta, have these tests enabled you
to determine my personality?
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Yes. You don't seem to have one.
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But we have determined
that you and your cat Garfield are...
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[drum roll]
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[computer beeps]
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-Incompatible!
-[audience applauds]
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Incompatible?
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[whining]
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You mean Garfield shouldn't be my cat?
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That is correct! But don't worry!
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We've determined the ideal new pet for you
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and the ideal new master for your cat.
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[gasps] There was someone other than Jon?
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Garfield cat, your new owner is...
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[drum roll]
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Freddie Applegate, age nine.
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Where's my new kitty cat?
I want my new kitty cat!
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[screams]
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-[Freddie] Kitty cat!
-[Garfield] Oh, my!
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-But Garfield and I have always--
-And Jon Arbinkle,
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the ideal new pet for you
as determined by the computer is...
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[drum roll]
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-[Chuck] ...this frog.
-[audience applauds]
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[croaks]
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Are you sure the computer
didn't make a mistake?
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Computers never make mistakes.
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Now, you go to your homes
and we'll have camera crews follow you
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and report back on next week's show
how things are working out.
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I already hate this.
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[audience applauds]
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I'm gonna take it home and we're gonna...
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-play "Rocket to Mars."
-Help!
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[sniffs]
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[whining]
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Don't be sad, Odie.
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Our new friend will fit right into
our lives and it will all be good.
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-There you go, boy.
-[whines]
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-[croaks]
-[Jon gasps]
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I think that's all he does.
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[moaning]
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Look at the bright side.
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I bet Garfield's getting along
great in his new home.
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[frog croaks]
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[Freddie] Kitty cat! It's time for lunch!
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Did someone say lunch?
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You did say lunch. Oh boy!
I'm going to like it here.
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For lunch, I'm having meat loaf
with mashed potatoes and cream corn
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plus for dessert I get ice cream
with hot fudge on it.
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What about the cat? What about the cat?
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And you get a nice, big bowl
of Kitty Crunchies.
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[growls]
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[gasps and spits]
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Yuck! [spitting]
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Hey, if you think this is food,
you eat it.
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[gasps]
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You're my cat and you're gonna do
what I tell you.
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We're gonna play Rocket to Mars!
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-We are?
-[chair screeches]
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I don't think I'm going to like
playing Rocket to Mars!
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Ready to blast off for Mars!
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Three... two... one... blast off!
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I was right.
I don't like playing Rocket to Mars!
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[cans rattling]
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I don't like it one... [spits, coughs]
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bit.
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So, Froggy.
Would you like to go for a walk?
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Chase birds?
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[sadly] Do anything?
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How about kicking the puppy off the table?
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My old pet loved
kicking the puppy off the table.
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[croaks]
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[Odie whines]
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[sighs]
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[croaks]
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This is the most boring pet in the world.
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I'll bet things are more exciting
in Garfield's new home.
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[Odie whining]
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Now he wants to play cops and robbers
and I have to be a robber.
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Oh! Where is that bad kitty cat burglar?
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[panting]
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[gasps] No, stop.
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I'm going to have to arrest him
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and make sure
he receives the ultimate punishment.
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This is the ultimate punishment.
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Maybe he's hiding in here somewhere.
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When I catch him, he'll be sorry.
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I'm already sorry.
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No, I guess he's not in here.
I'll go search around outside.
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[sighs]
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Boy, am I sorry.
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Gotcha!
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But not as sorry as I'm gonna be.
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The burglar is putting up a struggle.
He's trying to get away.
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A fine idea.
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He's making a break for his getaway car!
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I am?
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It looks like it's going to be
a high-speed police pursuit!
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-[screaming]
-[upbeat music playing]
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[screams]
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Help! Call the auto club! Help!
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Jon never did this to me.
Plus, he made me lasagna.
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[garbage can rattles]
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[panting] I can't move. I can't move.
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[Freddie] Where's my kitty cat?
I 've got another game for him!
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Oh yeah! I can move.
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I've got to get Garfield back in my life!
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I've got to get Jon back in my life!
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[laughs]
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Garfield, you should come back
and be my loyal, devoted cat again.
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Jon, I should come back and you should be
the guy who feeds me again.
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-[sighs]
-[laughs]
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[croaks]
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[Chuck] Well, that's what
our cameras recorded.
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I guess this pet match just didn't work.
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But things have all been straightened out.
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-Garfield and Jon are together again...
-[audience applauds]
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...and Freddie has a new pet, too.
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We're gonna play Rocket to Mars!
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[screams]
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Hey! You come back here!
You're my frog now...
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And meanwhile,
here's your faithful dog, Odie,
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-glad to see master and pet reunited!
-[audience applauds]
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And to thank you for letting Petmatchers
try to match your pets,
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we have a nice gift for you.
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Something edible, I hope.
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Our computer has calculated what would be
the ideal vacation spot for you
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and we're going to send you there,
all expenses paid!
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The perfect vacation spot? I can't wait.
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[shivering] The perfect vacation spot?
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I thought computers didn't make mistakes.
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Computers don't make mistakes.
Pets make mistakes.
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[stammering] My frog!
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[theme music starts]
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