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[snoring]
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[theme music starts]
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[peaceful music playing]
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[Garfield snoring]
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Garfield!
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-Garfield!
-[Garfield yawning]
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-[screaming] Garfield!
-[Garfield babbles]
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[crashing]
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[Garfield] Oh, it's you, Nermal.
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I thought it might be somebody.
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Just thought you'd like to know,
I'm being entered
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in a big pet show contest.
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Not particularly.
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Oh, don't be jealous, Garfield.
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It's not your fault
if I'm adorable and you're not.
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[Nermal] You don't even know any tricks.
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Sure, I know a trick. Wanna see a trick?
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-[Nermal screams]
-[objects crash]
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[Nermal grunts]
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It's called the "Hurl The Obnoxious Kitten
Out of The Yard
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And Have Him Land
in A Trash Dumpster" trick.
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Don't I do it well?
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Alright, Garfield.
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Just for that... I'm not sharing
the lasagna with you.
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Lasagna?
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What lasagna? Where's lasagna?
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First prize in the pet show
is 100 pounds of Vito's lasagna.
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A whole three-day supply
of Vito's lasgana!
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Where do I sign up?
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[laughing] No chance, Garfield.
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You're not cute enough
to even be entered into the pet show.
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All the judges will just laugh at you.
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Oh, yeah? We'll see about that.
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[crowd laughing]
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[laughing continues]
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Boy, do I hate it when Nermal's right.
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-[sad music playing]
-[Garfield sighs]
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[Odie whines]
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Didn't make it, Garfield? I'm sorry.
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I guess the judges and I are even.
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I don't think they're so cute either.
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[Odie whines]
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It's okay, Odie.
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[host] Mr. Arbuckle, I'm sorry
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we had to reject your cat,
but he's just so...
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uncute.
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Well, you're no Ms. Supermodel
yourself, fella.
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[gasps]
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-[Odie whines]
-[joyful music playing]
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Is that your dog?
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Sure, his name is Odie.
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This is the cutest dog I've seen
in 20 years of judging pet shows.
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You must enter him in the contest.
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-[gasps]
-Do it, Odester. I'll be your manager.
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-And if you win, we'll split the profits.
-[Odie gasps] Rearry?
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-"Rearry."
-[Odie barks]
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Note I did not say "equally."
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[barking]
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My dog seems to want to be in the contest.
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Excellent!
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-I'll go fill out the paperwork.
-[barking continues]
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That means we have 83 contestants.
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Eighty-three contestants? [sighs]
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How's Odie going to win all that lasagna
for me against 82 other contestants?
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I'll have to do something
to kinda narrow the odds a bit.
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[laughing] Hey, Garfield!
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Soon as I heard first prize was lasagna,
I knew you'd be in this contest.
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-Not me. Not for that lasagna.
-[Odie panting]
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I thought you loved Vito's lasagna.
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Not any more. Not since
Vito started making it... healthy.
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Healthy lasagna?
Ain't that a contradiction?
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Yeah, he makes it out of soy and tofu,
and then he throws in some tofu and soy.
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Yuck! Sounds awful!
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It's lasagna I won't eat.
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That oughta tell you plenty.
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I'm gonna go to the other pet show
on the east side of town.
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They have real delicious lasagna
as the prize.
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Hey, if that's where the great prize is,
that's where I'm going.
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[sighs] One down, eighty-one to go.
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Really? On the east side of town?
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Would I mislead you?
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[giggling]
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Oh! Well, you always know
where the good lasagna is, Garfield.
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Always.
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-[dogs barking and yelling]
-[fast music playing]
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[clears throat]
Seventy-nine... 80... 81...
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[sighs] I mi♪ssed one.
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[host] Ladies and gentlemen,
may I have your attention please?
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We seem to have lost
most of our contestants.
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Gee, I wonder where they all went.
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We only have two... Odie the dog...
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[applause and cheering]
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[cameras flashing]
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...and Nermal the cat.
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Nermal! That's the one I missed!
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[Nermal giggles]
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Our two contestants will compete
in several events
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to determine the winner,
starting with the cuteness competition.
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I know you're rooting for Odie, Garfield.
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But there's no way anyone's going to beat
Nermal in a cuteness competition.
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Yeah, we'll see about that.
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First, the judges will score Odie
with regard to cuteness.
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[audience cheers in awe]
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[audience cheers in awe]
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[audience cheers in awe]
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[audience cheers and claps]
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I love a good, intellectual competition.
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Well, let's see
how the judges have scored Odie.
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Odie gets an eight, a nine and a ten
for a total of 27 points!
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Now, we'll test the cuteness of Nermal.
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And now, we'll put cotton
into Odie's ears.
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[gasps]
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Here's where I take an early lead.
I do "cute" better than anybody.
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[audience gasps]
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[audience cheers in awe]
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[meows]
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[purring cutely]
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Observe what happens when you rub claws
on the average blackboard.
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-[Garfield cackles]
-[menacing music plays]
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-[screeching]
-[scream]
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And in the cuteness competition,
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the judges give Nermal a one, a zero...
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-...and a minus-three!
-[buzzer sounding]
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I can't believe it,
you're almost as uncute
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as that fat orange cat
that applied earlier.
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[chuckles]
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In any case, Odie has won the first event!
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-[crowd cheering]
-[triumphant music playing]
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The lasagna prize will be mine.
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Well, mine and Odie's. But mostly mine.
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We can't possibly lose.
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The next event will be based
on intelligence.
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[gasps]
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Boy, can we lose.
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The object of this competition is to find
two matching items in the pile.
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Oh, my!
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Nermal will go first.
On your mark... get set... go!
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[frantic music playing]
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[sighs]
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-Yay!
-[crowd cheering]
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And Nermal finds one slipper
and then its match in seven seconds.
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Ha! Let's see you top that, dog.
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[barking]
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Alright, boy.
Go select an item from the pile.
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A slipper! Okay, now go pick
another slipper out of the pile.
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No, that's a baseball mitt!
We need a slipper!
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No, that's a flashlight! Get a slipper!
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No, that's an eight-by-ten glossy
of Elvis Presley!
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We need a slipper! A slipper!
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-[clock ticks faster]
-[bell chimes]
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No, that would be the Klopman Diamond.
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I'm sorry...
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Odie has brought you every item
in the building except the slipper.
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-[triumphant music playing]
-Nermal wins this event, tying the score.
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[crowd applauds]
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Odie, why can't you just
bring me a slipper?
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-[bell rattling]
-Even you're not that stupid.
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-[birds chirping]
-Why can't you understand me?
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[sighs]
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The contest will be settled
by the final event... the obstacle course!
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Everyone step outside!
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[light music playing]
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The pet who reaches the end
of this obstacle course first
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will win the competition...
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and this piping hot lasagna
from the master Italian chef...
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-Vito!
-[crowd cheering]
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Woo-hoo!
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-[Odie panting]
-Pets ready... on your mark...
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-get set... go!
-[horn blares]
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-[eggs plopping]
-[bird chirping]
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-[rock music playing]
-[race car noises]
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-[Nermal giggling]
-[spring bouncing]
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[Nermal laughing]
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[moaning]
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[crowd cheering]
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[panting]
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[Odie whining]
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[crowd cheers in awe]
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Nermal's nearing the finish line.
Face it, Garfield. Odie's lost.
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I'm not giving up
that lasagna without a fight.
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And Nermal's heading for the finish line.
Looks like this one is just about over.
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-[Garfield] One more photo, Nermal!
-[Nermal laughs]
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[gasps] My public!
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What's this? Nermal's stopped just short
of the finish line for a photo-op!
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Just one more! Now smile this way!
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One more photo, Nermal!
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[Garfield] Now your good side!
Now, your other good side!
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[Odie panting heavily]
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[host] And now what's happening?
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Odie has come from behind
and is heading for the finish line.
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[panting]
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-And Odie's the winner!
-[crowd cheers]
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Hey, what's everybody cheering about?
I didn't win yet!
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And it looks like
it's going to stay that way.
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[Nermal gasps]
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[sighs]
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[laughs] Nice job, Odie.
You're a champion!
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[Odie chuckles]
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Enjoy your lasagna prize, fellas.
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Oh, and Garfield...
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Odie won the contest,
so divide it up fairly.
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[gasps] Did you think I wouldn't?
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Did you think I would cheat someone
out of their fair share of lasagna?
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Odie gets a piece and I get a piece.
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What could be fairer than that?
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[Odie panting]
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Here's your one piece.
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And here's my one piece.
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I won't eat it all now. I'll eat some now
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and some in eight minutes.
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Nothing will prevent me
from enjoying this.
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[trumpets blaring]
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[growling]
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[grunts] There was no pet show
on the east side of town.
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What? No pet show
on the east side of town?
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Boy! Wait 'til I get my paws
on that evil liar that told me that.
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[Harry]
Yeah! We walked all the way over there
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and back and now we're hungry.
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-What do you have to say to that?
-[growling]
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[grunts]
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Care for some lasagna?
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Thanks. I thought you'd never offer.
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[growling]
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-[Garfield panting]
-[dogs barking]
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[theme music starts]
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