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[snoring]
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[theme music plays]
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[Garfield] Faster, Odie!
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And angrier,
and much more impatient than that.
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I'd be pacing back and forth impatiently,
but it's easier to have Odie do it for me.
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Jon ordered that pizza almost...
twelve minutes ago.
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[gasps] It's too late for me.
I'm famished.
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Even if it came this minute,
I'd be too weak to answer the door.
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-[Odie howls]
-[tires screech]
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-[doorbell]
-I'll get it.
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I'll bring in the pizza.
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I'll bring in the pizza,
you bring the money!
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[Garfield] Attention! Hungry cat!
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[thud]
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[laughs]
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-You ever feed that cat?
-No more than ten times a day.
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[sighs] Vito's pizza.
The best pizza in the world.
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[Odie sniffing]
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-[tense music]
-[groaning]
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[chewing loudly]
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[thud]
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Something is very wrong here.
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That was the worst pizza I ever had.
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It was dry, it was tasteless.
Vito, what have you done to me?
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[sighs]
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"Mama Meany's Pizza Palace"?
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Yeah, I know it wasn't a Vito's pizza,
but I had a coupon for this place.
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You don't mind, do you?
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-[sighs]
-[Jon screams]
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Okay, I guess you mind a little.
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[Vito] Mr. Arbuckle,
it is so good to see you.
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-[Vito] It's good to see any customer.
-Business isn't good, Vito?
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Business is terrible
since the new shop opened next door.
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[dramatic music playing]
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[Vito] Look at this monstrosity!
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Mama Meany's Pizza Palace. [scoffs]
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"Mama Meany's Pizza Palace [scoffs]"?
She's the one who made that awful pizza?
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They have coupons, deals, and contests.
And they've stolen all my customers away.
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[Mama Meany] Why not sell
this dump of yours to me,
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-so I can expand my business?
-[Vito] Never!
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[Jon gasps] Are you?...
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Right. I'm Mama Meany.
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Here, have a coupon.
Twelve pizzas for the price of one.
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[gasps] Twelve pizzas?
That's quite a deal.
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[scoffs] Not if they're not edible.
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[Vito] His pizzas are horrible,
the way he makes them.
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Let Vito show you
how pizza should be made.
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The dough is hand-mixed.
I taste it to make sure it's right.
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Perfect! Then I toss by hand.
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I put on the sauce, lots of it.
Then the cheese, even more of it!
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Now I add the sausage and the pepperoni,
and the onions, and the mushrooms,
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and anchovies.
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-[Garfield groans]
-Right, no anchovies.
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[Mama Meany laughing]
That's quaint but follow me.
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[marching music playing]
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Let me show you how we do it now.
The modern, cost-effective way.
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It's so much better to do it by machine.
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The Pizzagram 7000,
capable of outputting ten pizzas a minute.
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-That makes pizzas?
-[Garfield moans]
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Pizza by machine?
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That is inhuman.
It is vulgar, it is ridiculous.
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-[bell]
-[robotic voice] Pizza completed.
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[Mama] There you are, piping-hot pizza.
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[Vito] That isn't the way to make pizza.
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I'll try a slice,
and Garfield do you want one?
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No way!
I've tried Mama Meany's alleged pizzas.
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[Jon gasps]
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I'd like a pizza with everything, please.
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Allow me to show you how it works.
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Yes sir, Mama Meany.
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One pizza with everything.
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-[bell rings]
-[Garfield groans]
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Do I look like a ball of dough?...
Don't answer that. Help!
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[Garfield yelling and panting]
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This pizza tastes a lot like cardboard.
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No it doesn't.
My All-Meat Special tastes like cardboard.
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This tastes like Styrofoam.
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[robotic voice] Incoming:
Pepperoni, onions, peppers, and anchovies.
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[gasps] No anchovies!
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-[robot] Onions?
-[Garfield] Yeah, fine.
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-And five, four, three, two...
-[bell]
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[robot] Pizza completed.
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[ethereal music playing]
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[gasps]
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-Here you go, pal.
-[Garfield gasps]
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[old man] When I said
I wanted everything on my pizza,
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I didn't mean a pussy cat!
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You're better off with me
than one of those guys' rotten pizzas.
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I'm sorry, Mama Meany.
I will never order from you again.
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What if I offered you discounts?
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Discounts?
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And contests with big cash prizes.
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Big cash prizes?
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Yes! Yes!
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You see!
My promotions trump your pizza every time.
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And you'll sell your business to me,
so I can tear it down and expand.
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[telephone ringing]
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Vito's Pizza.
I'm sorry, we're closing down and--
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Yes, this is Eddie Gourmand,
the world famous TV critic.
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I'm sure you've heard of me, or seen me.
[laughs]
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I've decided to try your pizza,
and if I like it,
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I'll recommend it to millions of people
who watch my reviews on television.
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-Recommend my pizzas to millions?
-That's right, millions!
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Have a large pepperoni to 747 Waffle St.
in 30 minutes, or else... bye!
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This is my chance.
Eddie Gourmand's going to review my pizza!
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Eddie Gourmand? He has a huge following,
and what's worse, he has good taste.
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Out of my way, Mama!
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After Eddie Gourmand
tells the world about my pizza,
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crowds will flock to my store.
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We'll just have to make sure
that doesn't happen.
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Vito, I don't know anything
about delivering pizzas.
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My truck isn't working,
the pizzas must be at this address in...
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[gasps] twelve minutes! Hurry!
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Wait for the star of the show!
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Forget them,
we must stop that pizza being delivered.
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Mamma mia!
Mama Meany is trying to stop the delivery.
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I cannot let that happen.
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If I don't get to 747 Waffle St.,
there will be no more Vito's Pizza.
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[motorcyclist] Hop on!
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[upbeat music playing]
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I've never heard of Waffle St.
You'll have to find it on the map.
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Which will be hard to do,
since this is a map of Portugal.
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[gasps]
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He's trying to run us off the road!
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[Jon yells]
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Mama Meany! He's trying to stop us
from delivering Vito's pizza.
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[Garfield] Sure looks that way.
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Okay, pal! Let me have that pizza!
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[snickers nervously] What pizza?
Do I have a pizza?
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You've got just three seconds
to hand over that pizza, fellow.
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This guy plays rough.
I better do something.
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I may need ammunition.
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Listen, maybe we could forget about pizza
and send out for Chinese food.
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[coughs] Mama, looks like you have
a pizza delivery truck to go.
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[tense music playing]
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[Mama] Our truck!
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[truck crashes]
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[thud]
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[Garfield] Onward!
We have pizza to deliver.
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[tires screech]
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-[upbeat music playing]
-[Jon gasps]
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Don't let him get away!
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[groaning] They're behind us!
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[truck honking]
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These are Mama Meany's pizzas.
Here's the only thing they're good for.
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They make great Frisbees.
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[Mama] Look out! You're steering crazy.
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I can't see. There's pepperoni
all over the windshield.
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[screaming]
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-[crash]
-[creaking]
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[screaming]
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We did it, Garfield!
Nothing can stop us now.
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[both scream]
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It's no use. We have one minute
to get the pizza to 747 Waffle St.
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Not so.
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[Garfield] This is 747 Waffle St.
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[gasps] We're here!
Quick, give me the pizza!
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Wait! That's not...
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-[tires screech]
-[Jon] Just in time.
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Well, it's about time. Ten more seconds
and I'd give you a bad review.
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[laughs] Here, taste! You will love.
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[splutters] This is the worst pizza
I've ever eaten.
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My pizza. The worst?
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[Garfield] Here, have a real Vito's pizza.
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[Eddie] "Mama Meany's Pizza Palace"?
This isn't Vito pizza.
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[sighs] Yes, this is Vito's pizza.
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[Eddie munching] This is the best pizza
I've ever eaten!
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Thank you, cat.
I think you deserve some too.
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I thought you'd never offer.
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For the best pizza on this entire planet,
go to Vito's.
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And if you want the worst pizza
on this planet...
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try Mama Meany's. It stinks.
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[Vito] I love Eddie Gourmand!
Every time they rerun that review,
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I get another hundred orders.
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So I see.
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[Italian music playing]
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Maybe I can retool the pizza machine
to make steel-belted radial tires.
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They taste the same.
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I am so grateful for all your help.
All of you.
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From now on, as much pizza as you want.
You're Vito's guests.
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All the free pizza we want?
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Will he ever stop?
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Sure.
He's bound to hit anchovies eventually.
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[theme music plays]
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