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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 0 00:00:46,263 --> 00:00:48,439 Hi, there! 1 00:00:48,483 --> 00:00:50,485 Oh, God. Not again. 2 00:00:50,528 --> 00:00:53,705 We are best friends because, well, 3 00:00:53,749 --> 00:00:57,144 first of all we have so much in common 4 00:00:57,187 --> 00:00:59,407 and you tell a lot of better reasons. 5 00:00:59,450 --> 00:01:03,802 Well, 'cause whenever I first met you, 6 00:01:03,846 --> 00:01:06,936 which was so long ago I can't even remember... 7 00:01:06,979 --> 00:01:11,027 When we were like first born. In our mums' bellies! 8 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:15,075 Our mums knew each other and went through our mums' bellies. 9 00:01:15,118 --> 00:01:17,294 We were like, "Hi, there!" 10 00:01:17,338 --> 00:01:21,168 Yeah, so we were talking and literally 11 00:01:21,211 --> 00:01:25,737 I just can't, like, picture myself without her. 12 00:01:25,781 --> 00:01:28,479 So, yeah, you're my best friend. 13 00:01:37,967 --> 00:01:40,578 I am loved. 14 00:01:40,622 --> 00:01:43,015 I am special. 15 00:01:43,059 --> 00:01:45,148 I am enough. 16 00:01:45,192 --> 00:01:48,064 I am doing my best. 17 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:51,415 We all are. 18 00:01:51,459 --> 00:01:57,856 And now we take our ropes and we lay them around us, 19 00:01:57,900 --> 00:01:59,902 just like so. 20 00:01:59,945 --> 00:02:03,688 And, you know, when we form a circle around ourselves 21 00:02:03,732 --> 00:02:05,125 we're actually reminded 22 00:02:05,168 --> 00:02:08,737 that we carry with us an invisible boundary. 23 00:02:08,780 --> 00:02:10,652 It goes with us wherever we go 24 00:02:10,695 --> 00:02:13,698 and no-one enters this boundary but us. 25 00:02:13,742 --> 00:02:17,311 It's our very own safe space. 26 00:02:17,354 --> 00:02:21,141 And now we breathe in short, rapid breaths, 27 00:02:21,184 --> 00:02:23,708 just like we practised in my last video, 28 00:02:23,752 --> 00:02:26,450 and for those new friends joining us today 29 00:02:26,494 --> 00:02:28,278 that's Episode 253, 30 00:02:28,322 --> 00:02:30,933 Making Friends With Hyperventilation. 31 00:02:49,038 --> 00:02:51,388 Mm. 32 00:02:51,432 --> 00:02:53,608 And before we seal off our practice 33 00:02:53,651 --> 00:02:57,177 with 20 minutes of blissful meditation 34 00:02:57,220 --> 00:02:58,352 I just want to take a moment 35 00:02:58,395 --> 00:03:01,659 to tell you all about Elon Mask, 36 00:03:01,703 --> 00:03:05,707 the amazing, deep-cleansing, paraben-free rubber mask. 37 00:03:05,750 --> 00:03:09,319 It's highly absorbent, perfect for combination skin 38 00:03:09,363 --> 00:03:12,496 and I mean, look, I use them all the time, 39 00:03:12,540 --> 00:03:14,585 especially before meditating. 40 00:03:14,629 --> 00:03:17,371 I just find that having a fresh face, 41 00:03:17,414 --> 00:03:19,851 it really helps me to connect with my body, 42 00:03:19,895 --> 00:03:24,465 my inner essence, my core self. 43 00:03:24,508 --> 00:03:27,076 And to celebrate 44 00:03:27,119 --> 00:03:32,037 SincerelyCecilia reaching 200,000 followers... 45 00:03:32,081 --> 00:03:33,604 Ooh, wow! 46 00:03:33,648 --> 00:03:37,129 It's still so amazing. Thank you. 47 00:03:37,173 --> 00:03:40,394 I'm giving all of my friends 50% off 48 00:03:40,437 --> 00:03:44,180 all Elon Mask deep-cleansing masks. 49 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:46,965 All you gotta do is just swipe up 50 00:03:47,009 --> 00:03:50,621 and enter the code 'SINCERE' to reap your hard-earned reward. 51 00:03:50,665 --> 00:03:54,843 Alright! I love you all so much. 52 00:03:54,886 --> 00:03:57,280 Sincerely, Cecilia. 53 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:13,514 I am loved @SincerelyCecilia. 54 00:04:13,557 --> 00:04:14,689 I needed this today. 55 00:04:14,732 --> 00:04:18,954 The world needs more people like you. 56 00:04:18,997 --> 00:04:22,566 SincerelyCecilia, I think you just saved my life. 57 00:05:11,223 --> 00:05:13,704 Good evening, Jane. Things have certainly escalated in the... 58 00:05:13,748 --> 00:05:16,403 mobilising troops as international tensions rise. 59 00:05:16,446 --> 00:05:19,101 Sea levels are rising at the fastest rate in three... 60 00:05:21,625 --> 00:05:25,368 I just... I thought I was his pick, you know? 61 00:05:25,412 --> 00:05:27,762 Like, I've given everything to him 62 00:05:27,805 --> 00:05:29,894 and he just goes with Shazza. Like... 63 00:05:31,243 --> 00:05:33,202 Prayer, sparkle, angel face. 64 00:05:33,245 --> 00:05:37,772 I... I don't get it. Like I'm such a good person. 65 00:05:37,815 --> 00:05:40,905 I don't want to cry. I'm sorry. 66 00:05:40,949 --> 00:05:43,386 I just feel stupid, you know? 67 00:05:51,655 --> 00:05:53,701 Welcome to Pharm Animals! 68 00:05:53,744 --> 00:05:55,964 Udderly cheap, udderly friendly. 69 00:05:56,007 --> 00:05:58,749 - What are you looking at? - Nothing. 70 00:06:08,585 --> 00:06:10,108 Hi. 71 00:06:10,152 --> 00:06:12,415 So my mum gets these, like, really big headaches 72 00:06:12,459 --> 00:06:15,418 and, um, I don't know if you have it here? 73 00:06:15,462 --> 00:06:17,507 Like, I talked to the cashier 74 00:06:17,551 --> 00:06:19,553 and they said that like they don't know 75 00:06:19,596 --> 00:06:21,598 so like they, um... 76 00:06:21,642 --> 00:06:25,428 Basically I just... I need to help her with that headache. 77 00:06:25,472 --> 00:06:27,648 Do you sell it over the counter here? 78 00:06:27,691 --> 00:06:32,000 That is... That is available, but you'd need a prescription. 79 00:06:32,043 --> 00:06:33,567 - Oh, really? - Yes. 80 00:06:33,610 --> 00:06:35,743 In the States they just kind of... They sell it. 81 00:06:35,786 --> 00:06:36,874 So I need to go to a GP? 82 00:06:36,918 --> 00:06:38,746 You're gonna have to get to a GP. 83 00:06:42,358 --> 00:06:44,882 - What the actual fuck! - I just... 84 00:06:48,277 --> 00:06:50,714 Yeah, I'm just pregnant. It's fine. 85 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:54,631 Here. 86 00:06:54,675 --> 00:06:56,372 - Ah, we don't take cash. - Excuse me. 87 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:59,375 Sissy? 88 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:02,378 - Oh, my God, it's you! - Oh, my God. 89 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:05,120 What's it been, like 10, 15 years? 90 00:07:08,602 --> 00:07:13,607 It's... It's me, Emma. Emma Quinn? 91 00:07:13,650 --> 00:07:16,784 - You remember me, right? - Yeah. 92 00:07:16,827 --> 00:07:18,612 I was thinking about you the other day, 93 00:07:18,655 --> 00:07:21,484 and now here you are, right in front of me. 94 00:07:21,528 --> 00:07:23,355 Isn't the universe just crazy? 95 00:07:23,399 --> 00:07:25,053 - So crazy. - Oh, yeah, I know. 96 00:07:25,096 --> 00:07:26,489 It's a little embarrassing, right? 97 00:07:26,533 --> 00:07:29,753 But I'm just crazy about Fran, my fiancée. 98 00:07:29,797 --> 00:07:31,755 You should come to our engagement party. 99 00:07:31,799 --> 00:07:33,888 - We're doing karaoke. - Oh, I don't... 100 00:07:33,931 --> 00:07:36,499 Nuh, you have to come. You have to come. 101 00:07:36,543 --> 00:07:40,068 Give me your handle. I'll send you the deets. 102 00:07:42,636 --> 00:07:48,293 Um, it's...@SincerelyCecilia. 103 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:56,824 Holy shit. 200,000 followers? 104 00:07:56,867 --> 00:07:59,827 What... Are you... Are you an influencer? 105 00:08:01,437 --> 00:08:02,699 Influencer? 106 00:08:02,743 --> 00:08:05,397 Sissy, you're doing really well! 107 00:08:05,441 --> 00:08:08,226 Ah... Cecilia. 108 00:08:08,270 --> 00:08:09,750 What? 109 00:08:09,793 --> 00:08:11,316 Ah, it's just, um... 110 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:13,405 It's actually just... 111 00:08:13,449 --> 00:08:15,233 Cecilia now. 112 00:08:15,277 --> 00:08:17,845 Oh! Yeah! Cool! I love that. 113 00:08:17,888 --> 00:08:20,456 Cecilia. Très profesh. 114 00:08:23,851 --> 00:08:26,810 It was so good to see you, Sissy. 115 00:08:26,854 --> 00:08:29,509 Sorry. Sorry. Cecilia. 116 00:08:34,035 --> 00:08:35,906 Ohhh. 117 00:09:08,678 --> 00:09:10,680 Let's make a pact. 118 00:09:10,724 --> 00:09:12,682 No matter what happens, 119 00:09:12,726 --> 00:09:15,032 we end up in the nursing home together. 120 00:09:15,076 --> 00:09:18,732 You're the only person I want to poop my pants with. 121 00:09:21,169 --> 00:09:22,910 Now let's do this. 122 00:10:00,687 --> 00:10:02,471 Sorry! 123 00:10:02,514 --> 00:10:05,039 - I'm walking here! - Sorry! 124 00:10:05,082 --> 00:10:07,432 - Fuck! - I'm sorry. 125 00:10:22,839 --> 00:10:24,275 Seriously, though, 126 00:10:24,319 --> 00:10:27,670 I love you, Em, and I love you for loving my Franny. 127 00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:30,673 Sorry. Our Franny. 128 00:10:30,717 --> 00:10:34,677 To Fremma! We stan you forever! 129 00:10:36,418 --> 00:10:38,855 Oh, raise! 130 00:10:41,292 --> 00:10:43,947 ♪ Here's to Emma She's true blue 131 00:10:43,991 --> 00:10:47,255 ♪ She's a pisspot through and through 132 00:10:47,298 --> 00:10:50,258 ♪ She's a bastard so they say 133 00:10:50,301 --> 00:10:52,608 ♪ She tried to go to heaven but she went the other way! 134 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:55,393 ♪ She went down! Down! Down! Down! Down! 135 00:10:55,437 --> 00:10:59,571 ♪ Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! ♪ 136 00:11:02,879 --> 00:11:05,882 Let's sing some fucking karaoke! 137 00:11:09,277 --> 00:11:11,758 ♪ Yeah Start a campaign 138 00:11:11,801 --> 00:11:13,150 ♪ Sip some champagne 139 00:11:13,194 --> 00:11:15,370 ♪ Go get on a call and make yourself a bad name 140 00:11:15,413 --> 00:11:17,851 ♪ On some big bad Pull up in the fast lane 141 00:11:17,894 --> 00:11:21,115 ♪ We're hittin' rock bottom With some top models 142 00:11:23,465 --> 00:11:26,555 ♪ We're hittin' rock bottom With some top models... ♪ 143 00:11:28,862 --> 00:11:31,995 Whooo! Cecilia! 144 00:11:32,039 --> 00:11:35,042 - You came! - Of course I did! 145 00:11:35,085 --> 00:11:36,304 You came! 146 00:11:36,347 --> 00:11:38,480 - Hey, congratulations! - Ohh! Ooh! 147 00:11:38,523 --> 00:11:40,134 Thank you! 148 00:11:40,177 --> 00:11:41,875 Come with me. 149 00:11:41,918 --> 00:11:46,531 Excuse me! We're going over here. 150 00:11:46,575 --> 00:11:49,186 - Hey! - Hey! 151 00:11:49,230 --> 00:11:51,058 Right, you here. 152 00:11:51,101 --> 00:11:52,799 You stand there. 153 00:11:52,842 --> 00:11:54,278 Drink here. 154 00:11:54,322 --> 00:11:57,151 Emma! Emma! Emma! 155 00:11:57,194 --> 00:12:02,112 Emma! Emma! Emma! Emma! Emma! 156 00:12:08,466 --> 00:12:10,991 This is my friend Sissy. 157 00:12:11,034 --> 00:12:13,776 Oh, sorry, Cecilia. This is Cecilia. 158 00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:18,520 Um, we used to have baths together. I've seen her naked! 159 00:12:18,563 --> 00:12:20,087 Whooo! 160 00:12:20,130 --> 00:12:23,003 - Should I be worried? - No. No. 161 00:12:23,046 --> 00:12:24,439 ♪ Won't get off the phone 162 00:12:24,482 --> 00:12:26,223 ♪ She won't leave me alone... 163 00:12:26,267 --> 00:12:29,052 No, you're singing with me. Sing with me. 164 00:12:29,096 --> 00:12:30,575 Um... 165 00:12:30,619 --> 00:12:36,799 ♪ She can be a real nightmare Gets me to do her hair 166 00:12:36,843 --> 00:12:40,977 ♪ And says it never turns out right 167 00:12:41,021 --> 00:12:44,415 ♪ But then I put on a face 168 00:12:44,459 --> 00:12:47,201 ♪ She can tell 169 00:12:47,244 --> 00:12:50,857 ♪ 'Cause she knows me so well 170 00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:53,120 ♪ Closer than my closest friend 171 00:12:53,163 --> 00:12:57,428 ♪ Someone who will be there till the end 172 00:12:57,472 --> 00:13:02,912 ♪ My sister, sister Deeper than the deepest sea 173 00:13:02,956 --> 00:13:07,482 ♪ No-one loves you like your family 174 00:13:07,525 --> 00:13:10,877 ♪ My sister, sister... 175 00:13:20,321 --> 00:13:22,410 Oh, babe, your hair. 176 00:13:22,453 --> 00:13:25,065 Babe, just give me some space. 177 00:13:25,108 --> 00:13:26,501 OK, OK. 178 00:13:26,544 --> 00:13:28,111 I'm Fran, by the way. 179 00:13:28,155 --> 00:13:30,635 - Oh, ah, yeah. Cecilia. - I know. 180 00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:33,987 Emma literally hasn't stopped talking about you all day. 181 00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:36,250 Oh, shit! What did she say? 182 00:13:36,293 --> 00:13:38,774 She's just... She's really happy you're here. 183 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,994 Well, I'm sorry if it's weird that I came. 184 00:13:41,037 --> 00:13:43,779 I know that we haven't seen each other in a long time 185 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,563 and like we've never met and... 186 00:13:45,607 --> 00:13:47,261 Oh, babe. 187 00:13:47,304 --> 00:13:49,524 I'm gonna call you an Uber and get you some water, OK? 188 00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:51,831 - No. No! - Wait, close your eyes. 189 00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:54,007 - What? - Just do it. Trust me. 190 00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:56,531 - It'll be worth it, I promise. - OK. 191 00:13:56,574 --> 00:13:59,534 Don't open until I say so, OK? 192 00:13:59,577 --> 00:14:02,885 I think that real friends are like stars. 193 00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:04,582 You can't always see them 194 00:14:04,626 --> 00:14:07,063 but you know that they're always there. 195 00:14:07,107 --> 00:14:09,587 - OK, like now or... - No, just a sec, just a sec. 196 00:14:09,631 --> 00:14:12,329 OK. Open. 197 00:14:20,076 --> 00:14:22,557 Don't laugh at me. 198 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:25,908 Remember when we were little, when you used to always say, 199 00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:29,172 "You know, not everything's about you." 200 00:14:29,216 --> 00:14:31,783 Hey, I'm so sorry. 201 00:14:31,827 --> 00:14:35,265 Oh, nah. It's no worries. 202 00:14:35,309 --> 00:14:37,789 Remember Fantagate? 203 00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:40,140 That was way worse. 204 00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:45,972 - Oh, my God. - Gross. 205 00:14:47,799 --> 00:14:49,105 - Hey. - Mmm? 206 00:14:49,149 --> 00:14:51,542 What are you doing this weekend? 207 00:14:51,586 --> 00:14:54,154 Ah, I don't know. 208 00:14:54,197 --> 00:14:57,940 You should come to my hens' weekend. 209 00:14:57,984 --> 00:14:59,986 Oh, nah, you don't have to... 210 00:15:00,029 --> 00:15:02,597 Yes, yes, you have to come. 211 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:05,905 Why don't we just get a coffee when you're back... 212 00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:07,819 - yeah? - Sissy. Sissy. 213 00:15:07,863 --> 00:15:09,517 - What? - Look at moieee. 214 00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:12,259 - What? - Look at moieee. 215 00:15:12,302 --> 00:15:14,478 - Listen. - Emma. 216 00:15:14,522 --> 00:15:15,958 Sissy! 217 00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:18,482 I mean Cecilia. Sorry. 218 00:15:18,526 --> 00:15:20,223 Oh, my God. 219 00:15:20,267 --> 00:15:22,138 Hey, so I, um... 220 00:15:22,182 --> 00:15:26,099 I drove past this like nursing home today 221 00:15:26,142 --> 00:15:28,362 and there were these like old bats 222 00:15:28,405 --> 00:15:31,713 having like the best fucking time 223 00:15:31,756 --> 00:15:36,544 and I remembered our pact. 224 00:15:36,587 --> 00:15:40,026 And then I ran into you. 225 00:15:40,069 --> 00:15:44,769 Like... Like what are the fucking odds? 226 00:15:44,813 --> 00:15:46,771 Right? Right? 227 00:15:46,815 --> 00:15:50,471 So like let's just like... Let's cut the bullshit. 228 00:15:50,514 --> 00:15:52,342 You're coming to my hens'. 229 00:15:52,386 --> 00:15:54,779 You're coming to my hens' and I'm gonna make you 230 00:15:54,823 --> 00:15:56,433 'cause I'm gonna send the address. 231 00:15:56,477 --> 00:16:00,002 I'm gonna send the address. It's gonna take me a second. 232 00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:03,179 Be there or die. 233 00:16:03,223 --> 00:16:05,181 Dead face emoji. 234 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,986 Alex?! 235 00:17:26,349 --> 00:17:27,916 Oh, my God, Alex, 236 00:17:27,959 --> 00:17:31,093 these are so expensive! Thank you! 237 00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:34,401 Um, hey, do you mind if we change the address? 238 00:17:39,362 --> 00:17:41,799 Oh! 239 00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:02,646 ♪ But then I put on a face 240 00:18:02,690 --> 00:18:05,562 ♪ She can tell 241 00:18:05,606 --> 00:18:09,131 ♪ 'Cause she knows me so well 242 00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:11,264 ♪ Closer than my closest friend 243 00:18:11,307 --> 00:18:16,182 ♪ Someone who will be there till the end 244 00:18:16,225 --> 00:18:19,272 ♪ My sister, sister 245 00:18:19,315 --> 00:18:21,883 ♪ Deeper than the deepest sea 246 00:18:21,926 --> 00:18:26,496 ♪ No-one loves you like your family 247 00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:28,368 ♪ My sister... 248 00:18:43,818 --> 00:18:46,037 Hi, guys. Welcome to my channel. 249 00:18:46,081 --> 00:18:48,605 My name's Sissy and this is my best friend, Emma, 250 00:18:48,649 --> 00:18:50,172 and today's her 13th birthday. 251 00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:52,783 Oh, my God, is this a time capsule? 252 00:18:52,827 --> 00:18:55,525 Your favourite nail polish. 253 00:18:55,569 --> 00:19:01,618 And a poster of the hottest man on the earth - Jakey. 254 00:19:01,662 --> 00:19:03,664 Who do you want to be when you grow up? 255 00:19:03,707 --> 00:19:06,623 Tell all the fans at home. They're dying to know. 256 00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:11,019 I don't know. I don't really want to grow up. 257 00:19:11,062 --> 00:19:12,760 I don't want anything to change. 258 00:19:12,803 --> 00:19:14,805 I want to stay like this forever. 259 00:19:14,849 --> 00:19:17,634 Boring! 260 00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:21,116 I'm sorry. 261 00:19:22,465 --> 00:19:24,902 Let's make a pact. 262 00:19:25,947 --> 00:19:27,209 No matter what happens, 263 00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:30,212 we end up in the nursing home together, OK? 264 00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:33,563 You're the only person I wanna poop my pants with. 265 00:20:11,427 --> 00:20:14,648 I am not a sissy. 266 00:20:14,691 --> 00:20:18,217 I am not a sissy. 267 00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:20,480 I am not a sissy. 268 00:20:20,523 --> 00:20:23,700 - I am not a sissy. - Hey. 269 00:20:23,744 --> 00:20:28,270 I'm not a sissy. I'm not a sissy. 270 00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:30,011 I'm not a sissy. 271 00:20:31,665 --> 00:20:34,537 - I'm not a sissy. - Who are you? 272 00:20:34,581 --> 00:20:36,844 I'm not a sissy. 273 00:20:36,887 --> 00:20:38,237 It's not my fault. 274 00:20:48,638 --> 00:20:50,727 Oh! 275 00:20:50,771 --> 00:20:53,513 Ahh! Shit! 276 00:21:01,477 --> 00:21:04,219 I am loved. 277 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,700 I am special. 278 00:21:06,743 --> 00:21:08,571 I am enough. 279 00:21:09,616 --> 00:21:12,140 I am trying my best. 280 00:21:12,183 --> 00:21:14,055 We all are. 281 00:21:16,623 --> 00:21:19,103 - Hey! - Oh, Cecilia! 282 00:21:19,147 --> 00:21:21,236 Do you know how to drive stick? 283 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,804 Oh, yeah. Yeah, I can. 284 00:21:24,935 --> 00:21:26,850 - Of course. - Keys. 285 00:21:26,894 --> 00:21:28,765 Thank you. 286 00:21:28,809 --> 00:21:30,767 - Right. - Hurry up, Franny! 287 00:21:30,811 --> 00:21:32,508 OK, well, if y'all helped me 288 00:21:32,552 --> 00:21:34,945 I would have been in the car five minutes ago. 289 00:21:34,989 --> 00:21:37,097 I'm so sorry for being disabled and not be able to help you. 290 00:21:37,121 --> 00:21:39,123 It's such a hard life for you, isn't it? 291 00:21:39,167 --> 00:21:41,735 - Hey. - Hey. 292 00:21:41,778 --> 00:21:44,999 I'm really glad you came. 293 00:22:49,890 --> 00:22:52,414 Shhh! 294 00:22:52,458 --> 00:22:55,286 Ooh! 295 00:22:59,334 --> 00:23:01,292 - Shut the fuck up. - What? 296 00:23:03,251 --> 00:23:04,339 Shut up! 297 00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:05,862 What, what? What - 298 00:23:05,906 --> 00:23:08,430 Oh, Alex just sent me a photo of where we're staying 299 00:23:08,474 --> 00:23:12,042 and it's like, "This is your vacation home." 300 00:23:12,086 --> 00:23:13,827 Like, what is her life? 301 00:23:13,870 --> 00:23:15,829 Um, Alex? 302 00:23:15,872 --> 00:23:17,221 Yeah, ah, Alex Kutis. 303 00:23:17,265 --> 00:23:19,441 Didn't y'all go to school together? 304 00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:27,536 Come on, Sissy, don't be a sissy. 305 00:23:27,580 --> 00:23:30,278 Sissy, the sissy. 306 00:23:30,321 --> 00:23:32,541 Sissy, the sissy. 307 00:23:32,585 --> 00:23:35,544 - Sissy, the sissy. - I'm not a sissy. 308 00:23:35,588 --> 00:23:38,765 Sissy, the sissy. Sissy, the sissy. 309 00:23:38,808 --> 00:23:42,159 - Sissy... - Watch out! 310 00:23:42,203 --> 00:23:44,684 What the fuck was that? 311 00:23:44,727 --> 00:23:46,207 I think it was a roo! 312 00:23:46,250 --> 00:23:48,470 Get out the car. Get out front. Is anyone hurt? 313 00:23:48,514 --> 00:23:49,863 I'm a vegan, guys. 314 00:23:49,906 --> 00:23:52,082 - This is really not cool. - Oh, shit, my neck! 315 00:23:52,126 --> 00:23:53,910 Come on. 316 00:24:00,830 --> 00:24:02,397 Oh. 317 00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:04,138 This is so fucked. 318 00:24:04,181 --> 00:24:06,532 Will someone please finish it off? 319 00:24:06,575 --> 00:24:10,318 I... I don't suppose anyone has a gun? 320 00:24:10,361 --> 00:24:14,540 We're in Australia, babe. We drive back over shit here. 321 00:24:16,150 --> 00:24:18,152 Where's the keys? 322 00:24:19,283 --> 00:24:21,329 Cecilia? 323 00:24:27,422 --> 00:24:29,468 Cecilia. Keys. 324 00:24:29,511 --> 00:24:32,949 - But it... it's still alive. - Barely. 325 00:24:32,993 --> 00:24:36,126 Look, it's the humane thing to do. 326 00:24:36,170 --> 00:24:37,911 My dad is selling this car next week. 327 00:24:37,954 --> 00:24:40,261 - He's gonna be so pissed! - It's a shitty Tarago. 328 00:24:40,304 --> 00:24:42,524 Couldn't be worth more than $200 anyway. 329 00:25:18,386 --> 00:25:21,215 Oh, my God, this is gorgeous! 330 00:25:21,258 --> 00:25:23,696 Wow! 331 00:25:25,262 --> 00:25:27,221 My God, it's so beautiful! 332 00:25:27,264 --> 00:25:29,484 I wanna fuck this house. 333 00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:32,835 - Bitch, we're here! - We're here! 334 00:25:35,055 --> 00:25:37,405 Alex, can I please have intercourse with your house? 335 00:25:37,448 --> 00:25:38,972 Yeah, if you don't mind. 336 00:25:39,015 --> 00:25:41,235 I wanna come inside. Oh! 337 00:25:42,976 --> 00:25:44,630 Yeah, let's do it! OK. 338 00:25:46,109 --> 00:25:47,633 This is so beautiful! 339 00:25:56,467 --> 00:25:58,861 Let us in! 340 00:26:19,186 --> 00:26:20,404 Hey. 341 00:26:20,448 --> 00:26:22,276 Um... 342 00:27:23,903 --> 00:27:26,470 Pussy! 343 00:27:37,917 --> 00:27:40,571 G... G'day. 344 00:27:41,398 --> 00:27:43,792 Sissy? 345 00:27:43,836 --> 00:27:50,103 Um... Ah, yeah, you know, it's actually Cecilia now. 346 00:27:50,146 --> 00:27:51,757 Yeah, how crazy is this? 347 00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:55,848 I ran into Cecilia yesterday, right, at the pharmacy, 348 00:27:55,891 --> 00:27:57,806 and then I invited... Alex. 349 00:27:57,850 --> 00:27:59,460 Alex! 350 00:27:59,503 --> 00:28:01,941 Um, Alex? Ow, my hand. 351 00:28:01,984 --> 00:28:05,727 Um, she, um... 352 00:28:05,771 --> 00:28:07,468 What just happened? 353 00:28:07,511 --> 00:28:09,992 Awkward! 354 00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:12,995 Oh, this is cute. 355 00:28:15,258 --> 00:28:17,217 Shut up! 356 00:28:17,260 --> 00:28:18,914 I'm so sorry. I didn't, honestly... 357 00:28:18,958 --> 00:28:20,655 - She's crazy. - I know. 358 00:28:20,699 --> 00:28:22,309 I fucking hate her. 359 00:28:22,352 --> 00:28:24,591 I didn't think she'd actually come. I forgot I invited her. 360 00:28:24,615 --> 00:28:26,530 She's a psycho. 361 00:28:34,103 --> 00:28:38,891 Oh, fuck! That was great. They're gonna love it. 362 00:28:38,934 --> 00:28:40,719 She has the weirdest crap, hey? 363 00:28:40,762 --> 00:28:42,982 She? Why do you have to gender her? 364 00:28:47,508 --> 00:28:48,988 Sorry, Cecilia. 365 00:28:49,031 --> 00:28:51,164 Emma neglected to inform me that you'd be joining us. 366 00:28:51,207 --> 00:28:52,295 Oh. 367 00:28:52,339 --> 00:28:53,775 Unfortunately all the beds are taken 368 00:28:53,819 --> 00:28:55,777 but you are welcome to sleep on the couch. 369 00:28:55,821 --> 00:28:58,606 Oh, thanks. The couch is totally fine. 370 00:28:58,649 --> 00:29:00,390 Sorry, I didn't know about the beds. 371 00:29:00,434 --> 00:29:02,436 That's OK. 372 00:29:03,524 --> 00:29:06,005 Ooh, bitches! Paradise Lost! 373 00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:09,182 Are you guys serious? 374 00:29:09,225 --> 00:29:12,359 This is the most... THE most commercial, 375 00:29:12,402 --> 00:29:13,882 white, privileged bullshit - 376 00:29:13,926 --> 00:29:15,797 - Oh, shut it, Saint Frances! - It's an example 377 00:29:15,841 --> 00:29:18,191 of how much we've slipped as a society. 378 00:29:18,234 --> 00:29:19,801 It is. 379 00:29:19,845 --> 00:29:22,978 - Oh, my God, she's so dumb. - Her bikini. 380 00:29:23,022 --> 00:29:24,937 OK, I'm just going to the toilet. 381 00:29:24,980 --> 00:29:27,026 Do we just like objectify women? 382 00:29:27,069 --> 00:29:29,506 - Are they real, though? - They're not real! 383 00:29:29,550 --> 00:29:31,247 - Is it, um... - None of these are real. 384 00:29:31,291 --> 00:29:34,120 - OK, but I guarantee you... - Is it round that way or...? 385 00:29:34,163 --> 00:29:36,600 Half of these girls are sleeping with each other. 386 00:29:38,254 --> 00:29:40,343 Sorry, I'm busting, so I'm just gonna... 387 00:29:42,868 --> 00:29:46,306 Don't judge him. He's a loser. 388 00:29:48,047 --> 00:29:49,657 He's disgusting! 389 00:29:49,700 --> 00:29:50,895 You know this is all scripted. 390 00:29:50,919 --> 00:29:52,834 Have you guys never done that before? 391 00:29:57,708 --> 00:29:59,841 I am loved. 392 00:29:59,885 --> 00:30:02,365 I am special. 393 00:30:03,497 --> 00:30:05,804 I am enough. 394 00:30:05,847 --> 00:30:08,894 I am trying my best. 395 00:30:08,937 --> 00:30:11,113 We all are. 396 00:30:13,637 --> 00:30:16,466 Yeah, we all are. 397 00:30:24,692 --> 00:30:26,955 I'm sure it's like a two-point deal. 398 00:30:26,999 --> 00:30:29,392 Like one boob job, the other boob job, you know what I mean? 399 00:30:29,436 --> 00:30:31,133 You still gonna do that for me? 400 00:30:31,177 --> 00:30:33,570 - No. Stop it. - I'm joking. It was a joke. 401 00:30:33,614 --> 00:30:35,746 - "I'm joking." - No, it's not. 402 00:30:35,790 --> 00:30:38,445 - You can't make up this shit. - It's trash. 403 00:30:38,488 --> 00:30:40,621 Ah, excuse me? 404 00:30:40,664 --> 00:30:42,318 Thank you. Thank you. 405 00:30:42,362 --> 00:30:44,731 And the gaslighting this season is like the crème de la crme. 406 00:30:44,755 --> 00:30:46,757 Hey, so I just wanted to make a little speech. 407 00:30:46,801 --> 00:30:49,369 - It's artistry. - Of course it is. 408 00:30:49,412 --> 00:30:51,458 It's so good. It's just like... 409 00:30:51,501 --> 00:30:53,460 Emma? 410 00:30:53,503 --> 00:30:56,419 - It's not! - It's beautifully scripted. 411 00:30:56,463 --> 00:30:59,292 - It's the best writing ever! - Hey, Emma! 412 00:30:59,335 --> 00:31:02,773 - Sorry. - Hey. 413 00:31:02,817 --> 00:31:07,126 Sorry. Um, I, ah, I got you this. 414 00:31:07,169 --> 00:31:09,955 Well, I... I mean it's, ah... 415 00:31:09,998 --> 00:31:13,872 I guess it's an early wedding present. 416 00:31:13,915 --> 00:31:16,744 Something old. 417 00:31:16,787 --> 00:31:19,703 Is this our time capsule? 418 00:31:19,747 --> 00:31:23,185 Oh, my God, I totally forgot about this! 419 00:31:23,229 --> 00:31:27,059 Oh, Cecilia! This is amazing. 420 00:31:27,102 --> 00:31:28,558 This is like that Britney Spears movie 421 00:31:28,582 --> 00:31:29,864 where they bury their dreams in a box 422 00:31:29,888 --> 00:31:31,933 before they get their period but by prom 423 00:31:31,977 --> 00:31:33,650 they hate each other and one of them gets knocked up 424 00:31:33,674 --> 00:31:35,870 and wants to paddle in the Pacific 'cause her life's over. 425 00:31:35,894 --> 00:31:38,505 - J.G. - J.G.! 426 00:31:38,548 --> 00:31:40,028 He's too hot. 427 00:31:40,072 --> 00:31:41,963 Do you know how many times I made out with this poster? 428 00:31:41,987 --> 00:31:43,553 Hold on, this is the best part. 429 00:31:43,597 --> 00:31:45,618 How many times did that make out with your vagina lips? 430 00:31:45,642 --> 00:31:48,732 Yeah, that's yours! Fuck it. 431 00:31:48,776 --> 00:31:51,213 Hey, guys. 432 00:31:51,257 --> 00:31:54,260 Ah, but what about Paradise? 433 00:31:54,303 --> 00:31:58,220 I promise it'll be so worth it. Alright? 434 00:31:58,264 --> 00:32:01,267 Just... fuckin' wait. 435 00:32:01,310 --> 00:32:03,138 Babe! 436 00:32:05,053 --> 00:32:07,751 - Oh, my God! - Yeah. 437 00:32:11,016 --> 00:32:13,061 I totally forgot about this! 438 00:32:13,105 --> 00:32:17,370 - I know! - Look at us! We're so little. 439 00:32:17,413 --> 00:32:22,549 Literally I just can't, like, picture myself without her. 440 00:32:22,592 --> 00:32:24,638 So, yeah, you're my best - 441 00:32:26,814 --> 00:32:28,685 Dinner's ready. 442 00:32:28,729 --> 00:32:31,950 But Remy's gonna bitch slap Chloe! 443 00:32:31,993 --> 00:32:33,299 But I'm gonna bitch slap you 444 00:32:33,342 --> 00:32:35,301 if you don't get your ass to that table 445 00:32:35,344 --> 00:32:37,738 because I am really hungry. 446 00:32:37,781 --> 00:32:39,261 Yes, Mum. 447 00:32:39,305 --> 00:32:42,003 I'm gonna get changed. I smell like rotten cum. 448 00:32:42,047 --> 00:32:43,570 Not mine! 449 00:32:43,613 --> 00:32:47,574 - Your CEO's maybe? - Don't you fucking dare! 450 00:32:47,617 --> 00:32:49,619 Alex! 451 00:32:49,663 --> 00:32:52,361 Sissy, don't be a sissy. 452 00:32:52,405 --> 00:32:54,624 Oh, my God, Alex, these are so expensive! 453 00:32:54,668 --> 00:32:56,452 Happy birthday, biatch! 454 00:32:56,496 --> 00:32:58,411 And to Alex, my maid of honour, 455 00:32:58,454 --> 00:33:00,761 thank you for hosting us all this weekend. I love you. 456 00:33:00,804 --> 00:33:02,415 I am loved. 457 00:33:02,458 --> 00:33:04,654 It's the least I could do after missing your engagement party. 458 00:33:04,678 --> 00:33:06,810 I am special. I am enough. 459 00:33:06,854 --> 00:33:08,769 And your beautiful lives together. 460 00:33:08,812 --> 00:33:12,729 I am doing my best. We all are. 461 00:33:12,773 --> 00:33:14,688 I'll get down on one knee. 462 00:33:14,731 --> 00:33:20,737 I am confident. I am special. I am enough. 463 00:33:20,781 --> 00:33:22,870 His married CEO! 464 00:33:22,913 --> 00:33:24,828 I'm doing my best. 465 00:33:26,874 --> 00:33:30,660 What about you, Cecilia? Are you dating anybody? 466 00:33:35,056 --> 00:33:37,145 Oh, nah. 467 00:33:37,189 --> 00:33:39,974 Nah, I don't really have time, you know? 468 00:33:40,018 --> 00:33:42,194 I'm just like busy and focused 469 00:33:42,237 --> 00:33:45,153 but guess that sounds kinda... kinda stupid, right? 470 00:33:45,197 --> 00:33:49,636 Not at all. Not when you're as successful as you are. 471 00:33:49,679 --> 00:33:52,726 - Really? What do you do? - Oh, I'm... I'm a - 472 00:33:52,769 --> 00:33:55,033 - She's an influencer. - An influencer? 473 00:33:55,076 --> 00:33:57,948 - Well, um... - That's your fulltime job? 474 00:33:57,992 --> 00:33:59,515 Pretty much. 475 00:33:59,559 --> 00:34:02,040 She has like 200,000 followers. 476 00:34:02,083 --> 00:34:04,520 Fuck off. That's more than Alex. 477 00:34:04,564 --> 00:34:06,131 Oh, are you an influencer too? 478 00:34:06,174 --> 00:34:08,350 Ew. No. 479 00:34:08,394 --> 00:34:11,701 Fuck off! You know Chris Hemsworth? 480 00:34:11,745 --> 00:34:15,140 No. No. I wouldn't say I know him, 481 00:34:15,183 --> 00:34:17,272 I just promoted his app for a little bit. 482 00:34:17,316 --> 00:34:22,799 - And you got paid to do that? - Mm-hm. Yeah. 483 00:34:22,843 --> 00:34:26,412 Fucking hell. I'm the least cool person at this table. 484 00:34:26,455 --> 00:34:28,979 I've been telling you that for years, babe. 485 00:34:29,023 --> 00:34:31,939 So what's your thing? Are you like a model, or... 486 00:34:31,982 --> 00:34:35,464 Nuh. No, definitely not. 487 00:34:36,509 --> 00:34:39,555 You're like a therapist, right? 488 00:34:39,599 --> 00:34:42,428 I'm more like a mental health advocate. 489 00:34:42,471 --> 00:34:43,820 You know, basically 490 00:34:43,864 --> 00:34:46,127 I just try to help people with their issues. 491 00:34:46,171 --> 00:34:47,650 Like what? 492 00:34:47,694 --> 00:34:52,046 You know, like confidence, self-worth, self-acceptance, 493 00:34:52,090 --> 00:34:53,830 anxiety, depression, OCD. 494 00:34:53,874 --> 00:34:57,138 That's really cool. Do you need a degree for that, or... 495 00:34:57,182 --> 00:34:59,532 Oh, I'm... I'm not a psychologist. 496 00:34:59,575 --> 00:35:03,318 I'm just, ah... well, just a fellow human 497 00:35:03,362 --> 00:35:04,711 trying to, you know, 498 00:35:04,754 --> 00:35:06,515 share some things that I've learned along the way. 499 00:35:06,539 --> 00:35:08,367 How much money do you make? 500 00:35:08,410 --> 00:35:10,108 - Tracey! - What? 501 00:35:10,151 --> 00:35:13,459 - That's none of our business. - Yes, it is. 502 00:35:13,502 --> 00:35:14,721 If she's a public figure 503 00:35:14,764 --> 00:35:16,766 and she's profiting from people's pain 504 00:35:16,810 --> 00:35:20,161 then that should be public knowledge. 505 00:35:20,205 --> 00:35:22,032 I'm not profiting from - 506 00:35:22,076 --> 00:35:23,860 Actually, Alex has a point. 507 00:35:23,904 --> 00:35:27,168 You're getting paid, maybe not by your followers directly 508 00:35:27,212 --> 00:35:29,538 but you're influencing them to buy whatever you're advertising 509 00:35:29,562 --> 00:35:31,346 and you're not qualified. 510 00:35:31,390 --> 00:35:34,349 Which, legally, is very murky. 511 00:35:34,393 --> 00:35:37,222 I mean, what if someone killed themselves 512 00:35:37,265 --> 00:35:38,614 because you didn't check your DMs? 513 00:35:38,658 --> 00:35:40,138 - Jamie! - I'm serious. 514 00:35:40,181 --> 00:35:43,184 Cecilia could get into a lot of trouble. 515 00:35:43,228 --> 00:35:46,361 No, I've always been very clear with my followers, 516 00:35:46,405 --> 00:35:49,234 you know, from the beginning, that I'm not a professional. 517 00:35:49,277 --> 00:35:52,846 Sometimes people want to feel seen, you know? 518 00:35:52,889 --> 00:35:54,891 They wanna feel like, um... 519 00:35:54,935 --> 00:35:59,200 somebody sees their value and they want to feel loved. 520 00:35:59,244 --> 00:36:03,291 So, um... I just try to remind people that they're special. 521 00:36:03,335 --> 00:36:04,735 It's kind of like what you do, babe. 522 00:36:04,771 --> 00:36:07,121 - Oh. - Oh, what do you do? 523 00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:09,645 She's a psychologist. 524 00:36:09,689 --> 00:36:12,257 Oh, like an actual psychologist. 525 00:36:12,300 --> 00:36:13,606 - No. No, no, no, no. - Wow. 526 00:36:13,649 --> 00:36:15,042 I'm not a psychologist. 527 00:36:15,085 --> 00:36:18,524 I... have a few years left on my doctorate 528 00:36:18,567 --> 00:36:20,134 - so I'm studying to be. - Whoa. 529 00:36:20,178 --> 00:36:22,397 - That's really cool. - Thanks. 530 00:36:22,441 --> 00:36:25,270 Fran helps real people with real problems 531 00:36:25,313 --> 00:36:28,186 - whereas in Sissy's case... - Cecilia... 532 00:36:28,229 --> 00:36:30,425 you could argue that those people aren't even like real. 533 00:36:30,449 --> 00:36:34,496 Alex, of course Cecilia's followers are real people. 534 00:36:34,540 --> 00:36:36,846 - Are they, though? - Alex. 535 00:36:36,890 --> 00:36:39,980 No, no, no, I mean, Alex is right. 536 00:36:40,023 --> 00:36:44,202 What I'm doing is nothing compared to what Fran's doing. 537 00:36:44,245 --> 00:36:45,638 That's incredible. 538 00:36:45,681 --> 00:36:48,336 Well, to Fran and Cecilia. 539 00:36:48,380 --> 00:36:52,166 The world needs more people like you. Cheers. 540 00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:54,212 Cheers. 541 00:36:55,343 --> 00:36:56,910 I just... I'm sorry, 542 00:36:56,953 --> 00:36:59,521 but I can't help but find it all a little bit ironic. 543 00:36:59,565 --> 00:37:01,480 - Ironic? - Yeah, that of all people 544 00:37:01,523 --> 00:37:03,786 Sissy is preaching about mental health. 545 00:37:03,830 --> 00:37:06,093 Cecilia. 546 00:37:06,136 --> 00:37:08,182 - What are you, rebranding? - Alex. 547 00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:10,880 Guys! 548 00:37:27,984 --> 00:37:29,769 OK. 549 00:37:34,948 --> 00:37:36,645 I am enough. 550 00:37:36,689 --> 00:37:38,908 I... I am... 551 00:37:41,389 --> 00:37:43,696 trying my best. Fuck. 552 00:37:56,970 --> 00:37:59,233 The world needs more people like you. 553 00:37:59,277 --> 00:38:03,672 I hate myself. Please help. I'm #trying. 554 00:38:03,716 --> 00:38:06,675 - Knock, knock! - Hi. 555 00:38:06,719 --> 00:38:10,331 Hey. Do you mind if I join you? 556 00:38:13,378 --> 00:38:14,640 Whoo! 557 00:38:15,989 --> 00:38:18,339 Come on in. 558 00:38:18,383 --> 00:38:20,950 The water's great! 559 00:38:27,392 --> 00:38:29,132 Are you OK? 560 00:38:33,702 --> 00:38:37,532 - Yes. Fuck. - Oh, don't cry. 561 00:38:37,576 --> 00:38:39,621 Please don't cry. 562 00:38:39,665 --> 00:38:41,406 Fuck. 563 00:38:41,449 --> 00:38:45,061 - Cecilia. - I'm sorry. 564 00:38:46,236 --> 00:38:49,544 I just feel like I... 565 00:38:50,980 --> 00:38:54,723 I've just tried so hard to... 566 00:38:54,767 --> 00:39:00,773 to like... to heal and to move on and... 567 00:39:00,816 --> 00:39:07,083 Whatever. I'm always gonna be Sissy, the sissy to her. 568 00:39:07,127 --> 00:39:11,044 Well, you know what? Fuck Alex. 569 00:39:11,087 --> 00:39:13,394 Seriously. Seriously! 570 00:39:13,438 --> 00:39:15,353 - Fuck Alex? - Yeah. 571 00:39:15,396 --> 00:39:17,442 Do you know how much fucked-up shit 572 00:39:17,485 --> 00:39:19,052 she's done over the years? 573 00:39:19,095 --> 00:39:23,099 But like this is what I think, OK? 574 00:39:23,143 --> 00:39:27,930 All of that stuff that happened between the two of you 575 00:39:27,974 --> 00:39:30,019 was a lifetime ago. 576 00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:34,807 It was an accident. You were a child. 577 00:39:34,850 --> 00:39:37,157 Like you didn't know what you were doing. 578 00:39:39,246 --> 00:39:43,468 You are a really good person, Cecilia. 579 00:39:43,511 --> 00:39:44,904 Mm. 580 00:39:44,947 --> 00:39:47,950 And I'm really glad you came. 581 00:39:47,994 --> 00:39:51,345 So I would like for you to stop punishing yourself 582 00:39:51,389 --> 00:39:54,261 and just have some fun with me, OK? 583 00:39:56,002 --> 00:39:58,961 Yeah, righto, OK. 584 00:39:59,005 --> 00:40:02,661 - Do you think it's expired? - Oh my God. 585 00:40:02,704 --> 00:40:04,793 Come on. 586 00:40:04,837 --> 00:40:06,447 Righto. 587 00:40:09,798 --> 00:40:12,453 - Ohhh. - Ahhh! 588 00:40:12,497 --> 00:40:14,760 Ohhh. Ooh, still good. 589 00:40:14,803 --> 00:40:17,545 You know, you're exactly how you said you'd turn out. 590 00:40:17,589 --> 00:40:19,634 Oh, God, really? 591 00:40:19,678 --> 00:40:21,897 What did I say? 592 00:40:39,132 --> 00:40:42,004 God! 593 00:41:02,808 --> 00:41:04,897 Bad dream? 594 00:41:08,074 --> 00:41:12,034 I didn't mean to scare you. I just came to get some water. 595 00:41:14,689 --> 00:41:16,735 Do you mind if I sit? 596 00:41:19,389 --> 00:41:21,304 Go ahead, yep. 597 00:41:29,269 --> 00:41:31,793 I can't sleep either. 598 00:41:40,454 --> 00:41:46,068 I feel really bad about before. I'm sorry. 599 00:41:46,112 --> 00:41:49,681 - Oh, look, that's OK. - Truce? 600 00:41:53,467 --> 00:41:55,425 Um... 601 00:41:57,036 --> 00:41:59,473 Yeah. Yeah. 602 00:41:59,517 --> 00:42:01,257 Yeah. Truce. 603 00:42:05,784 --> 00:42:09,744 You have the softest hands. 604 00:42:09,788 --> 00:42:11,790 Thanks. 605 00:42:11,833 --> 00:42:14,662 Do you moisturise? 606 00:42:14,706 --> 00:42:19,798 Yeah. Um, I use this... this... 607 00:42:19,841 --> 00:42:23,323 stuff. Um.. Do... Do you want... 608 00:42:23,366 --> 00:42:25,107 Maybe... 609 00:42:27,980 --> 00:42:30,199 Maybe you can help me with this. 610 00:43:16,811 --> 00:43:18,770 Oh! 611 00:43:28,780 --> 00:43:30,172 Thanks, Trace. 612 00:43:30,216 --> 00:43:32,305 Look, I'm just trying to change 613 00:43:32,348 --> 00:43:34,220 the ionic composition of the air 614 00:43:34,263 --> 00:43:38,790 so we can all reduce our stress levels after last night's vibe. 615 00:43:38,833 --> 00:43:42,054 Speaking of. Where is Sissy? 616 00:43:42,097 --> 00:43:44,796 Her name is Su-sil-ee-ah. 617 00:43:44,839 --> 00:43:48,713 Guys. Not today, please? Please? Please? 618 00:43:48,756 --> 00:43:51,585 This saviour complex you've got going is so boring, Em. 619 00:43:51,629 --> 00:43:55,328 - Saviour complex? - The chick's a total killjoy. 620 00:43:55,371 --> 00:43:58,940 Weren't you the one who was gushing about how cool she was? 621 00:43:58,984 --> 00:44:01,987 I mean, you've literally never mentioned her 622 00:44:02,030 --> 00:44:03,771 and she's invited to our hens'. 623 00:44:03,815 --> 00:44:05,033 Babe! 624 00:44:05,077 --> 00:44:06,315 I don't have a problem with it. 625 00:44:06,339 --> 00:44:08,080 It's just a little weird, don't you think? 626 00:44:08,123 --> 00:44:09,821 Actually, Fran, it's textbook Emma. 627 00:44:09,864 --> 00:44:11,866 I couldn't stand her when we were kids 628 00:44:11,910 --> 00:44:13,694 'cause she clung to you like a fucking koala. 629 00:44:13,738 --> 00:44:17,611 But you were too chickenshit to tell her, so I had to. 630 00:44:17,655 --> 00:44:19,613 And we both know how that ended. 631 00:44:22,137 --> 00:44:23,704 - How? - Fuck off! 632 00:44:23,748 --> 00:44:25,184 Yep. Deadset. 633 00:44:25,227 --> 00:44:27,099 - Are you serious? - Hell, no, that was her? 634 00:44:27,142 --> 00:44:30,058 She's not your best friend. I'm her best friend. 635 00:44:30,102 --> 00:44:34,323 Really? Well, you're not even invited to her birthday party. 636 00:44:34,367 --> 00:44:35,716 Alex! 637 00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:37,109 What birthday party? 638 00:44:37,152 --> 00:44:39,981 Well, it's just... I didn't think you would come. 639 00:44:40,025 --> 00:44:41,200 All the girls are there 640 00:44:41,243 --> 00:44:43,028 and you don't really get along with them. 641 00:44:43,071 --> 00:44:45,683 So you didn't invite me to your birthday party? 642 00:44:45,726 --> 00:44:48,511 - I knew it! I knew it! - Why did you invite her? 643 00:44:48,555 --> 00:44:49,774 She's a psycho! 644 00:44:49,817 --> 00:44:51,384 Oh, my God! 645 00:44:51,427 --> 00:44:54,953 Alex, it's not like you're a victim. You were bullying her. 646 00:44:55,910 --> 00:44:57,433 Fuck you. 647 00:44:57,477 --> 00:45:00,175 OK, OK, OK, let's just chill, team, yeah? Just chill? 648 00:45:00,219 --> 00:45:02,308 No, if she's gonna defend that psycho over me, 649 00:45:02,351 --> 00:45:04,092 then fuck her. 650 00:45:04,136 --> 00:45:09,141 Alex, we were 12 years old. It is time to get over it. 651 00:45:09,184 --> 00:45:10,577 You're not the one 652 00:45:10,620 --> 00:45:12,033 who has to look in the mirror every morning 653 00:45:12,057 --> 00:45:14,755 - and be reminded of her. - Sissy's cancelled! 654 00:45:14,799 --> 00:45:16,409 I knew there was something off about her. 655 00:45:16,452 --> 00:45:18,759 All that self-help stuff that she spouts? 656 00:45:18,803 --> 00:45:20,824 I mean, this is exactly what's wrong with social media. 657 00:45:20,848 --> 00:45:22,458 It's a breeding ground for con artists. 658 00:45:22,502 --> 00:45:24,243 Like Belle Gibson. 659 00:45:24,286 --> 00:45:26,027 Exactly! Sissy's cancelled! 660 00:45:26,071 --> 00:45:27,507 Jamie, stop. 661 00:45:27,550 --> 00:45:29,770 Can't argue with the clicks, bitch! 662 00:45:30,902 --> 00:45:32,512 Baby, where are you going? 663 00:45:32,555 --> 00:45:34,775 I'm cold. I'm going back to the bridge. 664 00:45:34,819 --> 00:45:36,081 Yeah, me too. 665 00:45:36,124 --> 00:45:39,171 OK, well, can you just give me a second? 666 00:45:39,214 --> 00:45:41,826 - Are you OK? - Yeah. 667 00:45:41,869 --> 00:45:44,959 - I should probably... - That's OK. Go. 668 00:45:45,003 --> 00:45:47,092 We need to crack that brie ASAP! 669 00:45:47,135 --> 00:45:48,180 I love you. 670 00:45:48,223 --> 00:45:49,529 You're lactose intolerant. 671 00:45:49,572 --> 00:45:50,791 No, I'm not! 672 00:45:50,835 --> 00:45:52,401 Your farts were so rank last night, 673 00:45:52,445 --> 00:45:53,925 I literally couldn't breathe. 674 00:45:53,968 --> 00:45:56,362 - You're homophobic. - No, dude, she's right. 675 00:45:56,405 --> 00:45:57,755 It's like on another level, 676 00:45:57,798 --> 00:45:59,626 and I think you should really see a doctor. 677 00:45:59,669 --> 00:46:02,803 I don't need to see a doctor, OK? I want my cheese. 678 00:46:02,847 --> 00:46:04,563 Just leave me alone! You guys are bullying me. 679 00:46:04,587 --> 00:46:06,807 Stop bullying me! 680 00:46:06,851 --> 00:46:10,115 Well, you're not even invited to her birthday party. 681 00:46:10,158 --> 00:46:13,422 Come on, Sissy, don't be a sissy. 682 00:46:13,466 --> 00:46:16,382 Sissy, the sissy. 683 00:46:16,425 --> 00:46:19,124 Sissy, the sissy. 684 00:46:19,167 --> 00:46:22,867 Sissy, the sissy. Sissy, the sissy. 685 00:46:22,910 --> 00:46:25,826 Sissy, the sissy Sissy, the sissy. 686 00:46:25,870 --> 00:46:28,698 Sissy, the sissy. Sissy, the sissy. 687 00:46:28,742 --> 00:46:31,571 Sissy, the sissy. Sissy, the sissy. 688 00:46:31,614 --> 00:46:34,008 Sissy, the sissy. Sissy, the... 689 00:46:34,052 --> 00:46:35,923 Sissy! 690 00:46:35,967 --> 00:46:38,273 I know you're there. 691 00:46:44,584 --> 00:46:46,368 Hey! 692 00:47:00,556 --> 00:47:02,732 Ooh! It's cold. 693 00:47:18,574 --> 00:47:21,273 Why are you here? 694 00:47:21,316 --> 00:47:23,971 Um, Emma left me a map. 695 00:47:24,015 --> 00:47:29,150 No, why are you here at Emma's hens'? 696 00:47:33,285 --> 00:47:36,462 I get that you didn't expect me to be here 697 00:47:36,505 --> 00:47:38,725 so you're probably feeling really triggered. 698 00:47:38,768 --> 00:47:43,295 And I'm sorry for that. Like I really am. 699 00:47:46,124 --> 00:47:48,387 I hate knowing that my presence 700 00:47:48,430 --> 00:47:49,910 is resurfacing old trauma for you 701 00:47:49,954 --> 00:47:51,477 but wouldn't it be better 702 00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:54,306 - if we just put this - - Stop it! Ugh. Stop it, OK? 703 00:47:54,349 --> 00:47:56,308 - What? - No-one's around. 704 00:47:56,351 --> 00:47:58,242 - So you can just drop the act. - It's not an act. 705 00:47:58,266 --> 00:48:00,399 I'm just trying to connect with you. 706 00:48:00,442 --> 00:48:02,836 You can't connect with anyone, Sissy. 707 00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:04,969 You're a psychopath. 708 00:48:06,709 --> 00:48:09,277 Um... 709 00:48:09,321 --> 00:48:11,932 I'm not a psychopath. 710 00:48:11,976 --> 00:48:14,630 - Say that to my face. - I'm not. 711 00:48:16,328 --> 00:48:19,679 Or better yet your followers. 712 00:48:19,722 --> 00:48:22,856 W... What, is that my phone? Did you... 713 00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:25,250 Did you take my phone? 714 00:48:26,947 --> 00:48:28,427 Go on. 715 00:48:28,470 --> 00:48:31,604 Tell them what you did to me. Go on. 716 00:48:31,647 --> 00:48:33,519 Tell them. 717 00:48:37,653 --> 00:48:40,918 Fine. 718 00:48:40,961 --> 00:48:45,052 - Alex... - Hey, friends! 719 00:48:45,096 --> 00:48:49,056 I have something to tell you about your beloved guru. 720 00:48:49,100 --> 00:48:52,364 Cecilia is not as sincere as you think she is. 721 00:48:52,407 --> 00:48:54,453 How do I know this? 722 00:48:54,496 --> 00:48:56,977 Well, see this scar? 723 00:48:57,021 --> 00:49:00,807 Once upon a time, she lost her fucking mind 724 00:49:00,850 --> 00:49:02,330 and she tried to murder me. 725 00:49:02,374 --> 00:49:03,897 OK, that's enough. 726 00:49:25,875 --> 00:49:27,529 Come on, come on, come on, come on! 727 00:49:30,706 --> 00:49:32,578 I'm not a sissy! 728 00:50:02,347 --> 00:50:04,262 It's not my fault. 729 00:50:04,305 --> 00:50:05,698 It's not my fault. 730 00:50:05,741 --> 00:50:07,439 - Help! - It's not my fault. 731 00:50:10,224 --> 00:50:13,010 - Help! - It's not my fault. 732 00:50:13,053 --> 00:50:15,012 It's not my fault. 733 00:50:15,055 --> 00:50:17,275 Help! Help! 734 00:50:17,318 --> 00:50:19,973 Help! 735 00:51:29,347 --> 00:51:31,175 Fuck! Fuck! 736 00:51:31,218 --> 00:51:33,090 Alex! 737 00:52:37,980 --> 00:52:42,246 Oh, wow. Look at these beautiful trees. 738 00:52:42,289 --> 00:52:45,379 And can you hear that? 739 00:52:45,423 --> 00:52:47,207 Silence. 740 00:52:47,251 --> 00:52:50,341 It's so rare, especially these days, and you know what? 741 00:52:50,384 --> 00:52:53,126 Now would be a great time to meditate 742 00:52:53,170 --> 00:52:55,955 but first I just wanted to remind us all 743 00:52:55,998 --> 00:52:58,914 about the power of kindness. 744 00:52:58,958 --> 00:53:01,613 I found this little uprooted plant 745 00:53:01,656 --> 00:53:03,919 and I thought why not repropagate it? 746 00:53:03,963 --> 00:53:05,356 I mean, it's the least I can do 747 00:53:05,399 --> 00:53:07,967 to offset the erosion I'm causing by hiking today. 748 00:53:08,010 --> 00:53:10,012 Pay it forward. 749 00:53:10,056 --> 00:53:13,233 And, you know, simple acts of kindness 750 00:53:13,277 --> 00:53:16,323 are actually known to activate the area of the brain 751 00:53:16,367 --> 00:53:18,586 that is linked to improved mood. 752 00:53:18,630 --> 00:53:21,328 So keep that in mind. 753 00:53:21,372 --> 00:53:23,417 And, hey, don't worry if you don't have a shovel. 754 00:53:23,461 --> 00:53:25,419 I mean, that's what our hands are for. 755 00:53:25,463 --> 00:53:27,769 Plus, if we get a little dirt under our nails, 756 00:53:27,813 --> 00:53:30,772 maybe we'll get a bonus boost of B12. 757 00:53:30,816 --> 00:53:34,646 Alright, everyone. I love you. 758 00:53:34,689 --> 00:53:36,865 Sincerely, Cecilia. 759 00:53:40,173 --> 00:53:42,044 Fuck! 760 00:53:47,267 --> 00:53:51,271 ♪ We're hittin' rock bottom with some top models. ♪ 761 00:54:08,984 --> 00:54:11,117 Wow. 762 00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:13,162 So beautiful. 763 00:54:25,523 --> 00:54:28,003 Hello? 764 00:54:29,178 --> 00:54:31,920 Don't fuck with me, Trace. 765 00:54:31,964 --> 00:54:34,619 My cock's out 766 00:54:34,662 --> 00:54:39,101 and I'm not afraid to use it! 767 00:54:40,538 --> 00:54:43,889 Hey! Jamie. 768 00:54:43,932 --> 00:54:46,457 Were you watching me pee? 769 00:54:46,500 --> 00:54:48,023 No. 770 00:54:49,068 --> 00:54:51,418 Gross. 771 00:54:51,462 --> 00:54:53,638 Nah, I just couldn't find you guys. 772 00:54:57,294 --> 00:55:00,209 - What happened to you? - Hmm? 773 00:55:00,253 --> 00:55:05,650 Oh, ah... I tripped back there. I stacked it. 774 00:55:05,693 --> 00:55:08,000 I went flying. You should have seen it. 775 00:55:08,043 --> 00:55:11,525 - OK. - Yeah. 776 00:55:11,569 --> 00:55:14,093 I'm really high right now. 777 00:55:18,010 --> 00:55:21,013 Right, should we go? Let's go. Let's just... 778 00:55:21,056 --> 00:55:23,145 Should we just head that way, or... 779 00:55:23,189 --> 00:55:25,800 - Oh! - Argh! 780 00:55:28,020 --> 00:55:30,544 Fuckin' piss! 781 00:55:32,503 --> 00:55:34,679 Fuck. Sorry. 782 00:55:34,722 --> 00:55:36,942 - Here you go. - You're pretty. 783 00:55:36,985 --> 00:55:40,206 - You're pretty. - Shut up. 784 00:55:40,249 --> 00:55:42,904 Shall we go? 785 00:55:47,474 --> 00:55:51,565 - What the fuck? - Oh! 786 00:55:51,609 --> 00:55:56,222 Oh, my God! Is that Alex? 787 00:55:59,921 --> 00:56:04,491 Hey, Jamie! Jamie, come back! 788 00:56:04,535 --> 00:56:06,972 Jamie! Jamie! Hold on! 789 00:56:07,015 --> 00:56:09,714 Just... If you just wait one second! 790 00:56:10,845 --> 00:56:13,021 Just wait a second! Jamie! 791 00:56:13,065 --> 00:56:16,460 You have picked this card today to help you remember 792 00:56:16,503 --> 00:56:19,027 the importance of spending time in nature 793 00:56:19,071 --> 00:56:22,770 and connecting with Mother Nature's healing energies. 794 00:56:26,252 --> 00:56:30,430 Ha. I'll see you guys back at the house, yeah? 795 00:56:30,474 --> 00:56:31,910 What? You don't have to leave. 796 00:56:31,953 --> 00:56:34,739 Oh, no, no, I really need some me time. 797 00:56:34,782 --> 00:56:37,611 OK, well, can you check on Jamie, please? 798 00:56:37,655 --> 00:56:39,570 Yes, Mum! 799 00:56:46,620 --> 00:56:52,147 Look, the thing that I love most about you 800 00:56:52,191 --> 00:56:54,802 is that you always see the good in people. 801 00:56:56,543 --> 00:57:01,983 But it's also one of your biggest flaws. 802 00:57:04,812 --> 00:57:07,119 Which is why... 803 00:57:07,162 --> 00:57:11,166 you always end up feeling this way. 804 00:57:11,210 --> 00:57:14,126 You just... 805 00:57:14,169 --> 00:57:16,998 You just need to relax. 806 00:57:28,575 --> 00:57:32,492 I'm sorry. I can't. I just... 807 00:57:32,536 --> 00:57:34,973 I should probably go apologise. 808 00:57:38,933 --> 00:57:41,370 Cool. 809 00:57:41,414 --> 00:57:42,981 Great. 810 00:57:43,024 --> 00:57:46,375 Jamie! 811 00:57:46,419 --> 00:57:48,334 Jamie! 812 00:57:57,691 --> 00:57:59,345 Hey. 813 00:57:59,388 --> 00:58:00,955 Jamie! 814 00:58:00,999 --> 00:58:02,696 Wait! Wait! 815 00:58:02,740 --> 00:58:05,351 - Wait. - Just let me explain! 816 00:58:05,394 --> 00:58:07,005 Stay the fuck away from me! 817 00:58:07,048 --> 00:58:10,095 It was an accident! 818 00:58:10,138 --> 00:58:13,359 Look, I'm not gonna hurt you, I promise! 819 00:58:13,402 --> 00:58:16,275 Alex had it out for me for years, alright. 820 00:58:16,318 --> 00:58:19,278 And she attacked me and I didn't have any other choice. 821 00:58:19,321 --> 00:58:20,888 I had to defend myself. 822 00:58:20,932 --> 00:58:24,457 If it was self-defence, then why hide it? Why not tell us? 823 00:58:27,678 --> 00:58:30,724 I mean, I'm cancelled, aren't I? 824 00:58:32,596 --> 00:58:34,815 Aren't I cancelled? 825 00:58:34,859 --> 00:58:38,515 So why would any of you believe me, even if I told you? 826 00:58:39,907 --> 00:58:41,518 Just... 827 00:58:43,389 --> 00:58:45,957 Please, Jamie. 828 00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:47,959 Please help me. 829 00:58:48,002 --> 00:58:51,658 I feel really scared. 830 00:58:51,702 --> 00:58:55,619 Um, it's OK, OK? It's OK. I'm here, OK? 831 00:58:55,662 --> 00:58:57,664 I've got you. You're safe. 832 00:58:57,708 --> 00:59:00,101 - I see you. - Jamie! 833 00:59:00,145 --> 00:59:01,799 Hey! 834 00:59:01,842 --> 00:59:03,888 Trace- 835 00:59:07,674 --> 00:59:10,285 Jamie! 836 00:59:13,854 --> 00:59:17,597 Jamie! Jamie! 837 00:59:19,512 --> 00:59:23,777 Oh! Oh! Ugh! 838 00:59:23,821 --> 00:59:26,998 Bitch, Paradise Lost is on soon and I'm not waiting for you! 839 00:59:27,041 --> 00:59:29,827 - Jamie! - Alex! 840 00:59:31,132 --> 00:59:32,699 Hey, this is Alex. 841 00:59:32,743 --> 00:59:35,093 Just text a message. Don't leave me a voicemail 842 00:59:35,136 --> 00:59:37,791 because I'm never gonna listen to it, OK? Bye! 843 01:00:17,526 --> 01:00:20,355 I'm not a sissy. I'm not a sissy. 844 01:00:29,538 --> 01:00:31,105 All hail, queen. 845 01:00:31,149 --> 01:00:33,673 SincerelyCecilia, love your vibe, babe. 846 01:00:33,717 --> 01:00:35,762 DM us for a collab. 847 01:01:08,186 --> 01:01:09,709 You know more guys are coming in here 848 01:01:09,753 --> 01:01:11,450 and they're gonna throw their dicks at you. 849 01:01:11,493 --> 01:01:13,602 They better. They better fully throw their dicks at me, 850 01:01:13,626 --> 01:01:14,845 otherwise I'm actually done. 851 01:01:14,888 --> 01:01:16,150 I'm gonna walk out of the house. 852 01:01:16,194 --> 01:01:18,065 I can't believe he didn't pick me. 853 01:01:18,109 --> 01:01:20,589 - His loss, babe. - Yes. Absolutely. 854 01:01:20,633 --> 01:01:23,723 - In your face. That's it. - Fuck, yeah, babe! 855 01:01:23,767 --> 01:01:25,594 You got a snack, I got a snack... 856 01:01:27,248 --> 01:01:29,773 I mean, I him one time - 857 01:01:29,816 --> 01:01:32,689 - Wait, you him? - No, it was before this even - 858 01:02:17,864 --> 01:02:19,518 Help. 859 01:02:19,561 --> 01:02:22,826 - Holy shit, are you OK? - Help me, please. 860 01:02:27,091 --> 01:02:29,136 OK, the magnesium will soothe your body 861 01:02:29,180 --> 01:02:31,095 and this should help soothe your face. 862 01:02:31,138 --> 01:02:33,290 Oh, my God, I can't believe you're sponsored by Elon Mask. 863 01:02:33,314 --> 01:02:35,012 Like, that's amazing. 864 01:02:40,060 --> 01:02:41,496 Oh, are you... 865 01:02:41,540 --> 01:02:43,237 Are you crying? 866 01:02:44,891 --> 01:02:49,069 It's OK. Um... I can't believe she did this to you. 867 01:02:49,113 --> 01:02:50,157 When the others get back 868 01:02:50,201 --> 01:02:52,290 we'll just hash it all out, yeah? 869 01:02:52,333 --> 01:02:54,422 Maybe Alex just needed to get back at you 870 01:02:54,466 --> 01:02:56,511 to feel better or something. 871 01:02:58,818 --> 01:03:00,864 Get back at me for what? 872 01:03:02,648 --> 01:03:04,171 Ah, I don't know. Um... 873 01:03:04,215 --> 01:03:05,782 That wasn't my fault. 874 01:03:05,825 --> 01:03:07,479 Yeah, I'm not saying it was. 875 01:03:09,220 --> 01:03:11,613 So why are you looking at me like that then? 876 01:03:14,399 --> 01:03:17,358 - Stop staring at me! - Sorry. 877 01:03:19,578 --> 01:03:21,754 Sorry. 878 01:03:21,798 --> 01:03:23,974 - Hey, um... - It's OK. 879 01:03:24,017 --> 01:03:26,846 Just having a really weird day. 880 01:03:26,890 --> 01:03:30,545 Um... I'm just going to... 881 01:03:30,589 --> 01:03:32,112 going to get my phone. 882 01:03:32,156 --> 01:03:34,767 Wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on. 883 01:03:34,811 --> 01:03:37,204 Please can you... Sissy. 884 01:03:37,248 --> 01:03:40,512 Ah, Cecilia. Um... You're hurting me. 885 01:03:40,555 --> 01:03:43,123 - I'm not who she says I am... - You're really... 886 01:03:43,167 --> 01:03:45,256 - OK? - OK. Just... you're hurting me. 887 01:03:45,299 --> 01:03:47,171 - Why don't you believe me? - Please let me go. 888 01:03:47,214 --> 01:03:49,826 Please let go. 889 01:03:53,220 --> 01:03:55,962 - I'm a good person, OK? - OK. 890 01:03:57,181 --> 01:03:59,052 - OK. - OK, look. 891 01:03:59,096 --> 01:04:02,142 Trace, hey, I'm sorry, OK? I just feel like - 892 01:04:02,186 --> 01:04:04,797 Cecilia! Just... 893 01:04:04,841 --> 01:04:06,364 Sorry. 894 01:04:06,407 --> 01:04:08,409 That's OK. 895 01:04:08,453 --> 01:04:10,020 - I didn't mean - - It's OK. 896 01:04:10,063 --> 01:04:11,804 - I'm sorry. - Let's just, um... 897 01:04:11,848 --> 01:04:14,154 - I really didn't mean it. - Let's just step outside. 898 01:04:14,198 --> 01:04:15,416 - Yeah. - Yeah? 899 01:04:15,460 --> 01:04:17,288 - Yeah, yeah. - Let's get some fresh air. 900 01:04:17,331 --> 01:04:18,637 - And... - OK, I... 901 01:04:18,680 --> 01:04:20,813 Let's just talk. Let's just talk outside. 902 01:04:20,857 --> 01:04:22,902 - Alright. - We'll figure this out, yeah? 903 01:04:22,946 --> 01:04:24,512 - Yeah. - OK? 904 01:04:30,692 --> 01:04:32,912 Sissy! 905 01:04:32,956 --> 01:04:34,696 Sissy! 906 01:05:48,466 --> 01:05:54,080 Time to destination, four hours and twenty minutes. 907 01:06:03,350 --> 01:06:05,352 Hey! Hey! 908 01:06:05,396 --> 01:06:07,311 Stop. 909 01:06:09,487 --> 01:06:11,184 Oh, my God. 910 01:06:11,228 --> 01:06:14,100 Cecilia, thank you so much for finding me. 911 01:06:19,584 --> 01:06:24,023 Dude, I thought that I was gonna die out here. 912 01:06:24,067 --> 01:06:26,286 No-one's answering their phones. 913 01:06:26,330 --> 01:06:28,158 Why is no-one answering? 914 01:06:31,161 --> 01:06:35,121 Whoa! Hold on a sec. 915 01:06:35,165 --> 01:06:36,862 I can't get this seatbelt to work. 916 01:06:36,905 --> 01:06:38,995 In four kilometres, turn right. 917 01:06:39,038 --> 01:06:41,998 Hey, I think the house is back that way, you know? 918 01:06:42,041 --> 01:06:43,216 Where's Emma? 919 01:06:43,260 --> 01:06:46,872 - What, she's not at the house? - Mm-mm. 920 01:06:46,915 --> 01:06:48,656 - Where is she? - I don't know. 921 01:06:48,700 --> 01:06:51,355 - Isn't that your job? - Excuse me? 922 01:06:51,398 --> 01:06:53,052 Well, if you love her so much 923 01:06:53,096 --> 01:06:55,098 then why don't you know where she is? 924 01:06:57,752 --> 01:06:59,667 Hey, are you OK? 925 01:07:02,757 --> 01:07:04,368 Wait, Cecilia, calm down. 926 01:07:04,411 --> 01:07:08,981 Don't fucking tell me to calm down, alright? 927 01:07:09,025 --> 01:07:12,376 Calm down? After the fucking day I've had? 928 01:07:12,419 --> 01:07:15,248 OK, I think you should pull over and let me drive. 929 01:07:15,292 --> 01:07:16,878 Do you have any idea what I've been through? 930 01:07:16,902 --> 01:07:19,035 No, I... I don't but if you could just slow down 931 01:07:19,078 --> 01:07:22,777 because my seatbelt - I can't get my seatbelt on. 932 01:07:26,433 --> 01:07:28,522 OK, but can you just slow down? 933 01:07:28,566 --> 01:07:30,959 Cecilia, what's happening? Where are we going? 934 01:07:31,003 --> 01:07:34,441 Everything's fucked, OK? That's what's happening. 935 01:07:36,443 --> 01:07:38,097 Cecilia, stop the car. 936 01:07:38,141 --> 01:07:40,099 It was supposed to be me and Emma, 937 01:07:40,143 --> 01:07:41,970 like, that was supposed to be us. 938 01:07:42,014 --> 01:07:44,451 That was our pact. 939 01:07:44,495 --> 01:07:45,800 Stop the car. 940 01:07:45,844 --> 01:07:47,715 And we were gonna make our kids fall in love. 941 01:07:47,759 --> 01:07:50,109 I don't know what's going on but could you just slow down - 942 01:07:50,153 --> 01:07:52,329 And we were gonna like move into the same nursing home 943 01:07:52,372 --> 01:07:53,915 when we were too old to pretend that we cared 944 01:07:53,939 --> 01:07:55,245 about anyone else but each other. 945 01:07:55,288 --> 01:07:56,420 Cecilia, what's going on? 946 01:07:56,463 --> 01:07:58,117 Slow down. I'm here for you. We can... 947 01:07:58,161 --> 01:08:01,642 It was gonna be really cute and like... 948 01:08:01,686 --> 01:08:04,297 - Like we promised each other. - Cecilia. 949 01:08:04,341 --> 01:08:07,257 I just need you to slow down and we're gonna solve this - 950 01:08:07,300 --> 01:08:10,999 And we promised each other that we were gonna do that. 951 01:08:11,043 --> 01:08:12,958 OK. 952 01:08:13,001 --> 01:08:14,394 Just... I really... 953 01:08:14,438 --> 01:08:16,396 Stop the car. I'm gonna drive, OK? 954 01:08:16,440 --> 01:08:18,485 I'm gonna drive. 955 01:08:18,529 --> 01:08:22,141 But I guess none of that's gonna happen now, isn't it? 956 01:08:22,185 --> 01:08:23,640 - None of that's gonna happen. - Cecilia, slow down. 957 01:08:23,664 --> 01:08:25,362 'Cause you're gonna fuck off to America 958 01:08:25,405 --> 01:08:27,233 and I'm never gonna see her again. 959 01:08:27,277 --> 01:08:31,150 - How the fuck is that fair? - Stop the car! 960 01:08:31,194 --> 01:08:33,239 I mean, why do you get that kind of life 961 01:08:33,283 --> 01:08:35,198 and I'm still so fucking lonely 962 01:08:35,241 --> 01:08:37,156 and you don't even know where she is right now! 963 01:08:37,200 --> 01:08:39,000 - Fiancée of the fucking year! - Stop the car! 964 01:08:39,027 --> 01:08:40,899 STOP! 965 01:08:48,559 --> 01:08:52,476 In three kilometres, turn right. 966 01:10:26,918 --> 01:10:30,487 Why'd you do that, Fran? 967 01:10:31,923 --> 01:10:37,320 Hey! Hey! Hey, it's OK. 968 01:10:39,452 --> 01:10:42,020 It's OK, it's OK. 969 01:10:45,502 --> 01:10:47,330 It's the... 970 01:10:47,373 --> 01:10:49,723 Huh? Huh? 971 01:10:49,767 --> 01:10:51,682 It's the humane thing to do. 972 01:11:02,475 --> 01:11:05,435 It's the humane thing to do. 973 01:11:05,478 --> 01:11:07,828 What? 974 01:11:07,872 --> 01:11:10,309 It's the humane thing to do. 975 01:11:10,353 --> 01:11:12,050 What? 976 01:11:12,093 --> 01:11:16,272 It's the humane thing to do. 977 01:11:16,315 --> 01:11:19,492 It's the humane thing to do. 978 01:11:19,536 --> 01:11:21,277 What? 979 01:14:12,186 --> 01:14:14,232 Phone! 980 01:14:29,552 --> 01:14:31,510 Senior Constable Martindale. 981 01:14:34,252 --> 01:14:36,384 Is that you, Gaz? 982 01:14:37,777 --> 01:14:39,300 I told you to stop calling here 983 01:14:39,344 --> 01:14:42,478 when you're fucked off your head. Huh? 984 01:14:42,521 --> 01:14:43,914 Yeah, yeah, boo-hoo. 985 01:14:43,957 --> 01:14:46,351 Just sober up, alright, ya bloody drunk. 986 01:14:46,394 --> 01:14:47,831 And, mate, I'm not kidding. 987 01:14:47,874 --> 01:14:49,963 I'm this close to kicking you off the netball team. 988 01:14:50,007 --> 01:14:51,225 Ahem! 989 01:14:57,797 --> 01:15:00,931 What the fuck are you doing out in the sticks? 990 01:15:06,414 --> 01:15:08,808 Ah, this is the Police Department. 991 01:15:08,852 --> 01:15:10,984 Is this, ah, an emergency? 992 01:15:11,028 --> 01:15:13,421 We've got your location here, mate. 993 01:15:15,293 --> 01:15:17,338 Shit. 994 01:15:35,008 --> 01:15:36,749 Emma! 995 01:15:42,494 --> 01:15:44,627 Emma! 996 01:15:50,023 --> 01:15:52,548 Hey, Emma. 997 01:16:32,109 --> 01:16:35,242 Now would be a great time to meditate 998 01:16:35,286 --> 01:16:37,462 but first I just wanted to remind us all 999 01:16:37,505 --> 01:16:39,812 about the power of kindness. 1000 01:16:42,380 --> 01:16:44,600 Sissy, the sissy! 1001 01:16:44,643 --> 01:16:47,037 Sissy, the sissy! 1002 01:16:47,080 --> 01:16:48,952 Sissy, the sissy! 1003 01:16:48,995 --> 01:16:51,824 Sissy, the sissy! 1004 01:16:51,868 --> 01:16:54,305 Come on, Sissy. 1005 01:16:55,436 --> 01:16:57,917 Don't be a sissy. 1006 01:17:18,242 --> 01:17:20,984 Get it done. 1007 01:18:08,771 --> 01:18:11,425 Please... Please help me. 1008 01:18:11,469 --> 01:18:15,778 Alexandra Kutis has killed three of my friends, 1009 01:18:15,821 --> 01:18:17,127 maybe more. 1010 01:18:17,170 --> 01:18:21,000 And she's coming for me too. Please, send help. 1011 01:18:21,044 --> 01:18:22,915 Please. Please. 1012 01:18:43,849 --> 01:18:45,895 Sissy? 1013 01:18:50,856 --> 01:18:53,119 Sissy. 1014 01:18:53,163 --> 01:18:55,208 Sissy. 1015 01:18:55,252 --> 01:18:57,820 Cecilia. 1016 01:18:57,863 --> 01:18:59,909 Cecilia. 1017 01:18:59,952 --> 01:19:02,912 Cecilia. Cecilia? 1018 01:19:02,955 --> 01:19:05,741 Cecilia! What happened? 1019 01:19:07,003 --> 01:19:08,918 OK, don't move. Don't. 1020 01:19:08,961 --> 01:19:10,876 Don't move. Don't move. Just stay there. 1021 01:19:10,920 --> 01:19:13,139 - Stay there. - OK. 1022 01:19:16,839 --> 01:19:18,536 Fuck! 1023 01:19:21,626 --> 01:19:23,454 Alex? 1024 01:19:23,497 --> 01:19:24,716 Babe? 1025 01:19:26,762 --> 01:19:29,765 What the fuck! 1026 01:19:29,808 --> 01:19:31,679 Towels? 1027 01:20:08,064 --> 01:20:09,979 What the... 1028 01:20:17,595 --> 01:20:20,859 Oh, my God! Oh! Oh, my God! Oh, fuck! 1029 01:20:20,903 --> 01:20:22,426 What the fuck? 1030 01:20:22,469 --> 01:20:24,254 What the fuck? 1031 01:20:26,038 --> 01:20:28,606 No! No! 1032 01:20:30,390 --> 01:20:32,610 Fuck! 1033 01:20:32,653 --> 01:20:34,612 Fuck! Tracey! 1034 01:20:50,933 --> 01:20:54,545 Oh, shit. Shit. 1035 01:20:59,724 --> 01:21:02,422 Emma, please, I'm really scared. 1036 01:21:05,034 --> 01:21:06,644 She went crazy. 1037 01:21:06,687 --> 01:21:09,690 - She... She tried to kill me. - Who? 1038 01:21:09,734 --> 01:21:11,605 Alex. 1039 01:21:14,913 --> 01:21:17,873 I'm so sorry. 1040 01:21:17,916 --> 01:21:20,963 Fuck, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have come here. 1041 01:21:21,006 --> 01:21:23,356 I mean, if I wasn't here, 1042 01:21:23,400 --> 01:21:25,315 none of this would have happened. 1043 01:21:31,321 --> 01:21:33,062 Fuck. 1044 01:21:38,894 --> 01:21:40,634 Um... 1045 01:21:40,678 --> 01:21:43,028 where's Fran? 1046 01:21:44,203 --> 01:21:46,553 I don't know. 1047 01:21:57,608 --> 01:22:00,480 Cecilia, um... 1048 01:22:00,524 --> 01:22:03,701 I think it might be time to call the police. 1049 01:22:06,008 --> 01:22:07,792 No, no, no. 1050 01:22:07,835 --> 01:22:10,403 Nuh. Mm-mm. There's no time. 1051 01:22:10,447 --> 01:22:12,884 There's no time. We have to go. 1052 01:22:12,928 --> 01:22:15,974 Come on. We have to go. 1053 01:22:16,018 --> 01:22:17,889 Come on. 1054 01:22:22,546 --> 01:22:25,592 Emma, come on. Come on. Just come with me. 1055 01:22:25,636 --> 01:22:27,116 Come... 1056 01:22:49,094 --> 01:22:51,314 It was an accident. 1057 01:22:52,532 --> 01:22:54,621 You were a child. 1058 01:22:54,665 --> 01:22:57,189 You didn't know what you were doing. 1059 01:22:59,104 --> 01:23:03,891 You are a really good person, Cecilia. 1060 01:23:03,935 --> 01:23:06,894 And I'm really glad you came. 1061 01:23:06,938 --> 01:23:11,725 So I would like for you to stop punishing yourself 1062 01:23:11,769 --> 01:23:13,205 and just have some fun with me... 1063 01:23:13,249 --> 01:23:14,990 We are best friends... 1064 01:23:15,033 --> 01:23:16,252 OK? 1065 01:23:16,295 --> 01:23:18,515 Because, well, first of all 1066 01:23:18,558 --> 01:23:22,301 we are absolutely the same 1067 01:23:22,345 --> 01:23:26,088 and we have so much in common. 1068 01:23:26,131 --> 01:23:27,828 Oh, my gosh. 1069 01:23:28,786 --> 01:23:31,006 We were so young. 1070 01:23:31,049 --> 01:23:33,660 Doesn't it feel like it was yesterday? 1071 01:23:33,704 --> 01:23:35,967 So crazy. 1072 01:23:36,011 --> 01:23:38,361 But you know, the more I think about it, 1073 01:23:38,404 --> 01:23:42,104 the more I realise, like, time is just a construct. 1074 01:23:48,153 --> 01:23:51,852 Ooh, ooh, hold on. I'm gonna show you something. 1075 01:23:51,896 --> 01:23:55,030 Get ready, bitch. It's gonna blow your mind. 1076 01:23:57,771 --> 01:24:00,687 Do you love it? 1077 01:24:00,731 --> 01:24:03,299 Matching! Sisters! 1078 01:24:05,083 --> 01:24:07,346 Pink really is your colour. 1079 01:24:07,390 --> 01:24:09,348 Hold on, hold on, hold on, shut up! 1080 01:24:09,392 --> 01:24:12,177 Deep blue sea, baby! 1081 01:24:14,005 --> 01:24:17,139 ♪ My sister, sister... ♪ 1082 01:24:19,010 --> 01:24:20,707 What? 1083 01:24:20,751 --> 01:24:23,971 Oh! You're fuckin' right. 1084 01:24:24,015 --> 01:24:25,930 Let's get you some nail polish, babe. 1085 01:24:25,973 --> 01:24:29,194 - Mm! - One second! 1086 01:24:29,238 --> 01:24:31,762 Just hold on one minute, OK? 1087 01:24:35,505 --> 01:24:37,550 Did you put it in your bag or something? 1088 01:24:37,594 --> 01:24:41,685 It kinda just grew legs and walked off! 1089 01:24:41,728 --> 01:24:43,861 Hey, um, give me a second. 1090 01:25:10,888 --> 01:25:13,673 Emma? 1091 01:25:42,528 --> 01:25:45,009 Found it. 1092 01:25:50,275 --> 01:25:52,321 Great! Still some left. 1093 01:25:56,281 --> 01:25:57,500 Emma, what - 1094 01:26:32,274 --> 01:26:33,884 Where's Fran? 1095 01:26:35,581 --> 01:26:37,496 It... It was an accident. 1096 01:26:37,540 --> 01:26:39,194 I just... 1097 01:26:42,284 --> 01:26:44,460 I really didn't mean to hurt her. 1098 01:26:44,503 --> 01:26:47,114 Everything just kind of spiralled out of control. 1099 01:26:47,158 --> 01:26:49,204 Please don't hate me! 1100 01:26:49,247 --> 01:26:51,728 No! No! 1101 01:26:51,771 --> 01:26:54,513 No! 1102 01:27:00,171 --> 01:27:02,304 No, no. 1103 01:27:03,783 --> 01:27:06,612 - Oh, gosh. - Hey. 1104 01:27:06,656 --> 01:27:09,398 OK, look. 1105 01:27:09,441 --> 01:27:11,922 I think we can get through this. 1106 01:27:21,105 --> 01:27:23,542 You're a fucking monster. 1107 01:27:23,586 --> 01:27:28,286 You're a fucking, psychotic, little, fucked-up monster. 1108 01:27:28,330 --> 01:27:30,351 You always have been and you always fucking will be. 1109 01:27:30,375 --> 01:27:32,421 I'm a good person. You said that! 1110 01:27:32,464 --> 01:27:34,727 You fucking said that! 1111 01:27:36,903 --> 01:27:39,384 Shit, Emma. 1112 01:27:39,428 --> 01:27:41,778 What are you doing? 1113 01:27:41,821 --> 01:27:43,997 Emma, no! No! 1114 01:27:52,267 --> 01:27:54,834 You're the fucking monster! 1115 01:27:58,055 --> 01:28:01,188 I mean, did you ever even really like me? 1116 01:28:03,669 --> 01:28:06,542 Or did you just get some kind of like sick pleasure 1117 01:28:06,585 --> 01:28:08,979 out of pitying me? 1118 01:28:28,607 --> 01:28:32,176 You just care so much what people think about you. 1119 01:28:34,047 --> 01:28:35,397 Can't stand the thought 1120 01:28:35,440 --> 01:28:40,097 that maybe someone might think you're weird. 1121 01:28:40,140 --> 01:28:43,535 They might know the real you. 1122 01:28:43,579 --> 01:28:46,103 Might find out you have a heartbeat 1123 01:28:46,146 --> 01:28:48,932 or feelings or a fucking soul. 1124 01:28:51,151 --> 01:28:53,066 I'm real. 1125 01:28:53,110 --> 01:28:56,331 And if that makes me a sissy, then so what? 1126 01:28:56,374 --> 01:28:58,594 Great. 1127 01:28:58,637 --> 01:29:00,726 - I'm proud of that. - Help. I need help. 1128 01:29:00,770 --> 01:29:02,249 My friends are missing. 1129 01:29:02,293 --> 01:29:04,991 My address is... 1130 01:29:05,035 --> 01:29:06,906 Please, I need help. 1131 01:29:08,821 --> 01:29:10,736 You know, it's people like you 1132 01:29:10,780 --> 01:29:12,235 that make the rest of us feel like shit. 1133 01:29:12,259 --> 01:29:14,044 Emergency. Police, fire or ambulance? 1134 01:29:14,087 --> 01:29:15,524 Police. 1135 01:29:15,567 --> 01:29:17,830 - Are you in a safe location? - No. No, I'm not safe. 1136 01:29:17,874 --> 01:29:19,832 Please help, please help. Please come. 1137 01:30:37,954 --> 01:30:39,869 Thank you. 1138 01:30:41,697 --> 01:30:44,351 Thank you. 1139 01:30:49,095 --> 01:30:50,662 Em! 1140 01:32:06,521 --> 01:32:08,479 Hey! 1141 01:32:10,263 --> 01:32:13,005 Hey. 1142 01:32:18,228 --> 01:32:22,319 Are... Are you... Are you alright, love? 1143 01:32:22,362 --> 01:32:24,582 Mm-hm. 1144 01:32:24,626 --> 01:32:28,281 Alright, is there anyone else in the house? 1145 01:32:28,325 --> 01:32:30,501 Alright, you just... You stay there, alright? 1146 01:32:30,545 --> 01:32:32,198 You... You... You're safe there. 1147 01:32:32,242 --> 01:32:34,549 I'm gonna... 1148 01:32:36,333 --> 01:32:38,857 I'm gonna secure the house, OK? 1149 01:32:38,901 --> 01:32:40,772 And I'll be back. 1150 01:32:44,384 --> 01:32:46,169 Yep. 1151 01:32:49,694 --> 01:32:52,784 Oh, my God. 1152 01:32:52,828 --> 01:32:54,830 Oh, my God. 1153 01:33:01,619 --> 01:33:04,404 Fuck me. 1154 01:33:04,448 --> 01:33:08,147 You got this. Yeah, you're a weapon. 1155 01:33:32,084 --> 01:33:33,782 And this is Sissy, 1156 01:33:33,825 --> 01:33:36,915 my best friend in the whole wide world. 1157 01:33:36,959 --> 01:33:39,657 This is you when you were a baby! 1158 01:34:11,036 --> 01:34:14,126 Hi, guys, welcome to my channel. 1159 01:34:14,170 --> 01:34:16,259 My name's Sissy and this is my best friend, Emma, 1160 01:34:16,302 --> 01:34:17,956 and today is her 13th birthday. 1161 01:34:18,000 --> 01:34:21,699 You're officially old enough to be a child bride. 1162 01:34:21,743 --> 01:34:24,659 Speak for yourself. I'm gonna be so cool when I'm older. 1163 01:34:24,702 --> 01:34:27,139 - Oh, really? - Yep. 1164 01:34:27,183 --> 01:34:30,752 I'm gonna have pink hair and drive an old yellow car. 1165 01:34:30,795 --> 01:34:31,970 Your turn. 1166 01:34:32,014 --> 01:34:33,668 Who do you want to be when you grow up? 1167 01:34:33,711 --> 01:34:37,280 Tell all the fans at home. They're dying to know. 1168 01:34:37,323 --> 01:34:38,977 I don't know. 1169 01:34:41,023 --> 01:34:43,416 I don't really want to grow up. 1170 01:34:43,460 --> 01:34:46,506 I don't want anything to change. 1171 01:34:46,550 --> 01:34:48,378 I want to stay like this forever. 1172 01:34:48,421 --> 01:34:50,989 Boring! 1173 01:35:09,181 --> 01:35:11,880 I am loved. 1174 01:35:11,923 --> 01:35:14,099 I am special. 1175 01:35:14,143 --> 01:35:16,754 I am enough. 1176 01:35:16,798 --> 01:35:19,235 I am doing my best. 1177 01:35:19,278 --> 01:35:21,541 We all are. 1178 01:35:22,804 --> 01:35:27,112 And now we take our rope 1179 01:35:27,156 --> 01:35:32,074 and we lay it around us like so. 1180 01:35:32,117 --> 01:35:37,296 And as always when we form a circle around ourselves 1181 01:35:37,340 --> 01:35:41,648 we are reminded that we carry with us an invisible boundary. 1182 01:35:41,692 --> 01:35:44,651 No-one enters that boundary but us. 1183 01:35:44,695 --> 01:35:47,176 It's our very own safe space 1184 01:35:47,219 --> 01:35:51,354 and we never, ever have to leave it. 1185 01:35:55,097 --> 01:35:56,794 When I was the lone survivor 1186 01:35:56,838 --> 01:35:59,362 of the Alexandra Kutis massacre... 1187 01:36:01,581 --> 01:36:04,628 my boundary was all I had. 1188 01:36:04,671 --> 01:36:08,763 When I hid in that bathroom as Alex murdered my friends... 1189 01:36:11,026 --> 01:36:13,506 honestly, I... 1190 01:36:15,378 --> 01:36:18,511 I wanted to give up. 1191 01:36:18,555 --> 01:36:21,036 I wanted it to be over. 1192 01:36:26,911 --> 01:36:29,566 But then I thought of all of you 1193 01:36:29,609 --> 01:36:32,874 and I realised I had to be strong. 1194 01:36:34,876 --> 01:36:38,488 I had to practise what I preach, you know? 1195 01:36:38,531 --> 01:36:41,491 So I did The Steps. 1196 01:36:41,534 --> 01:36:46,583 I came back into my body, regained control of my mind 1197 01:36:46,626 --> 01:36:49,238 and refused to be a victim. 1198 01:36:52,197 --> 01:36:53,764 And now you can too. 1199 01:36:53,808 --> 01:36:55,635 Order my new book, 1200 01:36:55,679 --> 01:37:00,858 Don't Survive, Thrive: Simple Steps to Living Your Best Life. 1201 01:37:00,902 --> 01:37:04,427 And, even better, 1202 01:37:04,470 --> 01:37:07,343 all of my friends, all ten million of you, 1203 01:37:07,386 --> 01:37:10,563 will receive one of my new, bespoke, 1204 01:37:10,607 --> 01:37:14,002 non-allergenic therapy ropes. 1205 01:37:14,045 --> 01:37:15,264 Just swipe on up 1206 01:37:15,307 --> 01:37:18,049 and enter the code 'SINCERE'. 1207 01:37:18,093 --> 01:37:21,574 Sincerely, Cecilia. 1208 01:37:38,896 --> 01:37:42,639 ♪ Sister 1209 01:37:48,732 --> 01:37:52,127 ♪ She won't get off the phone 1210 01:37:52,170 --> 01:37:54,912 ♪ She won't leave me alone 1211 01:37:54,956 --> 01:37:58,655 ♪ When I'm talking to that guy 1212 01:37:58,698 --> 01:38:02,180 ♪ She can be a real nightmare 1213 01:38:02,224 --> 01:38:04,835 ♪ Gets me to do her hair 1214 01:38:04,879 --> 01:38:08,404 ♪ And says it never turns out right 1215 01:38:08,447 --> 01:38:14,714 ♪ But when I put on a face she can tell 1216 01:38:15,715 --> 01:38:18,893 ♪ 'Cause she knows me so well 1217 01:38:18,936 --> 01:38:21,112 ♪ Closer than my closest friend 1218 01:38:21,156 --> 01:38:25,682 ♪ Someone who will be there till the end 1219 01:38:25,725 --> 01:38:28,685 ♪ My sister, my sister 1220 01:38:28,728 --> 01:38:30,948 ♪ Deeper than the deepest sea 1221 01:38:30,992 --> 01:38:35,474 ♪ No-one likes you like your family 1222 01:38:35,518 --> 01:38:38,129 ♪ My sister, sister 1223 01:38:38,173 --> 01:38:40,784 ♪ To celebrate the good times 1224 01:38:40,827 --> 01:38:43,308 ♪ To help me through the hard times 1225 01:38:43,352 --> 01:38:47,356 ♪ To bring me down to earth Remind me what's important 1226 01:38:47,399 --> 01:38:51,969 ♪ And who comes first Who comes first 1227 01:38:52,013 --> 01:38:55,668 ♪ Gotta tell me who I'm talking about 1228 01:38:55,712 --> 01:38:58,019 ♪ My sister, sister 1229 01:38:58,062 --> 01:38:59,890 ♪ Oh, yeah 1230 01:38:59,934 --> 01:39:01,718 ♪ And who comes first? 1231 01:39:01,761 --> 01:39:03,633 ♪ Ain't no doubt about it 1232 01:39:03,676 --> 01:39:09,639 ♪ Who am I talkin' about? My sister, sister. ♪ 1233 01:39:11,815 --> 01:39:18,735 ♪ Hello? Remember me? 1234 01:39:19,431 --> 01:39:24,523 ♪ Narcisa? 1235 01:39:25,655 --> 01:39:30,355 ♪ Your frenemy 1236 01:39:30,399 --> 01:39:38,399 ♪ Project, deflect and blame 1237 01:39:38,798 --> 01:39:42,585 ♪ I'll shame, wane and shirk 1238 01:39:42,628 --> 01:39:45,501 ♪ To keep your mouth 1239 01:39:45,544 --> 01:39:50,158 ♪ Sans my name 1240 01:39:50,201 --> 01:39:57,687 ♪ Baby, I'm a widdle baby 1241 01:39:57,730 --> 01:40:00,864 ♪ Won't you please 1242 01:40:00,907 --> 01:40:04,041 ♪ Spit my dummy out 1243 01:40:04,085 --> 01:40:08,480 ♪ For me? 1244 01:40:08,524 --> 01:40:12,528 ♪ I don't care 1245 01:40:12,571 --> 01:40:16,532 ♪ What you think 1246 01:40:16,575 --> 01:40:21,102 ♪ Or feel or say or do 1247 01:40:21,145 --> 01:40:23,887 ♪ You keep this up 1248 01:40:23,930 --> 01:40:26,672 ♪ I swear to God 1249 01:40:26,716 --> 01:40:31,938 ♪ I'll bury you 1250 01:40:31,982 --> 01:40:35,333 ♪ Joking? 1251 01:40:35,377 --> 01:40:40,208 ♪ No, I'm not joking 1252 01:40:40,251 --> 01:40:43,037 ♪ I'd rather see 1253 01:40:43,080 --> 01:40:45,213 ♪ You rot in hell 1254 01:40:45,256 --> 01:40:47,998 ♪ Than let you have 1255 01:40:48,042 --> 01:40:52,089 ♪ This one over me 1256 01:40:52,133 --> 01:40:54,874 ♪ Hush, now 1257 01:40:54,918 --> 01:41:00,141 ♪ Our world still spins around 1258 01:41:00,184 --> 01:41:03,100 ♪ None the wiser 1259 01:41:03,144 --> 01:41:06,669 ♪ While I burn it all 1260 01:41:06,712 --> 01:41:14,111 ♪ Especially you down 1261 01:41:15,852 --> 01:41:18,246 ♪ Hello? 1262 01:41:18,289 --> 01:41:22,685 ♪ Remember me? 1263 01:41:24,121 --> 01:41:29,039 ♪ I'm the end 1264 01:41:29,083 --> 01:41:36,829 ♪ Of your dreams. 1265 01:41:36,873 --> 01:41:40,268 Captions produced by Access Media Pty Ltd 87646

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