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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,794 --> 00:00:04,958 You're listening to All is Not OK in Oklahoma 2 00:00:04,963 --> 00:00:06,173 from Cinda Canning. 3 00:00:06,173 --> 00:00:08,383 I wasn't expecting to find anything related 4 00:00:08,383 --> 00:00:10,085 to the disappearance of Becky. 5 00:00:10,090 --> 00:00:11,898 What the fuck is in Bo's mouth? 6 00:00:11,903 --> 00:00:13,550 Becky's panties! 7 00:00:13,555 --> 00:00:16,367 I'm Leonora Folger, the mother of Bunny. 8 00:00:16,372 --> 00:00:18,582 Where the fuck is my painting? 9 00:00:18,587 --> 00:00:21,242 You bought the painting from the artist, Rose Cooper? 10 00:00:21,247 --> 00:00:22,665 She went missing. 11 00:00:22,670 --> 00:00:24,955 - Dad? Dad! - It's okay, buddy! 12 00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:28,148 I was having an affair with your father for years. 13 00:00:28,153 --> 00:00:29,487 I thought Rose Cooper was. 14 00:00:29,492 --> 00:00:31,132 She was, too. 15 00:00:31,137 --> 00:00:33,028 We're texting with the killer! 16 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:35,140 We tell him we'll put the matchbook in a trashcan 17 00:00:35,145 --> 00:00:37,449 outside Morningside Park, and then... 18 00:00:37,454 --> 00:00:38,914 - twist! - Glitter. 19 00:00:38,914 --> 00:00:41,458 There goes our best chance at clearing our names. 20 00:00:41,637 --> 00:00:43,514 Who is Glitter Guy? 21 00:00:46,796 --> 00:00:49,140 Damn it! He has the matchbook! 22 00:00:49,145 --> 00:00:51,890 What's stopping me from locking you up today, huh? 23 00:00:52,039 --> 00:00:53,617 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 24 00:01:06,011 --> 00:01:08,355 Last year, the NYPD had a budget 25 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:10,643 of $5.5 billion. 26 00:01:10,669 --> 00:01:12,713 That's a billion with a "B." 27 00:01:12,725 --> 00:01:16,562 My salary was 85,819 before taxes, 28 00:01:16,574 --> 00:01:20,752 alimony, and the mortgage on this fuckin' dump where I also live. 29 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:25,737 If you divide 85,819 by 5.5 billion, you get... 30 00:01:25,742 --> 00:01:28,718 I have no fuckin' idea, but it's a drop in the bucket. 31 00:01:30,246 --> 00:01:33,541 Try living on that in New York City. It's impossible. 32 00:01:34,314 --> 00:01:36,083 So you take other jobs. 33 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:38,140 You work security at Coney Island, 34 00:01:38,140 --> 00:01:40,184 or you help out departments in small towns 35 00:01:40,184 --> 00:01:41,766 that might not be equipped to handle things 36 00:01:41,770 --> 00:01:44,179 like multiple homicides or missing persons, 37 00:01:44,184 --> 00:01:45,602 shit like that. 38 00:01:45,607 --> 00:01:48,015 You get in, you get out, you get paid. 39 00:01:48,020 --> 00:01:49,271 You go through the motions. 40 00:01:50,772 --> 00:01:53,108 But every once in a while, you meet someone 41 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:54,656 and everything changes. 42 00:01:54,656 --> 00:01:56,408 You see a gal in a bar, 43 00:01:56,408 --> 00:01:58,522 or a guy, if that's your thing, 44 00:01:58,534 --> 00:02:01,204 and you toss out some Cary Grant BS like, 45 00:02:01,209 --> 00:02:03,711 "What brings someone like you to a joint like this?" 46 00:02:03,716 --> 00:02:06,636 And she, or he, if that's your thing, 47 00:02:06,641 --> 00:02:08,267 they smile at you, 48 00:02:08,272 --> 00:02:11,655 and your whole goddamn universe turns upside down. 49 00:02:12,106 --> 00:02:14,588 And that's when shit gets really crazy. 50 00:02:17,890 --> 00:02:20,163 Kreps is Glitter Guy. 51 00:02:20,664 --> 00:02:22,601 Oh. It's ASL for "glitter." 52 00:02:23,234 --> 00:02:24,314 That's kind of fun. 53 00:02:24,319 --> 00:02:26,647 - I know. - But why would Kreps kill Bunny? 54 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:27,898 I mean, did he want her painting? 55 00:02:27,898 --> 00:02:29,733 I don't know. He doesn't seem like the kind of guy 56 00:02:29,733 --> 00:02:31,235 who would kill for a piece of art. 57 00:02:31,235 --> 00:02:33,153 Money is a very strong motive. 58 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:35,405 True, if he even got the painting, 59 00:02:35,405 --> 00:02:36,657 but why would he frame us? 60 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:39,576 And this is the brilliant mind behind the whole set-up? I don't think so. 61 00:02:39,576 --> 00:02:41,593 Yeah, something is not right. 62 00:02:41,729 --> 00:02:45,327 But, if so, someone's puppet-mastering a cop? 63 00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:46,375 I mean, how? 64 00:02:46,375 --> 00:02:48,335 I think I know who did this. 65 00:02:53,374 --> 00:02:54,875 That is a great name for a TV show. 66 00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:57,319 That is a great name for a TV show. 67 00:02:58,660 --> 00:03:01,802 Remind me that "Criminal Mastermind" is a great name for a TV show. 68 00:03:02,644 --> 00:03:04,646 What about Kreps' backpack? 69 00:03:04,825 --> 00:03:06,994 And what is this logo? 70 00:03:06,999 --> 00:03:10,819 I feel like I've seen it somewhere. Chickens are so weird-looking. 71 00:03:10,824 --> 00:03:12,374 I know. I mean, who was the first 72 00:03:12,387 --> 00:03:14,257 person who looked at a chicken and said, 73 00:03:14,262 --> 00:03:16,264 "Yum! I'll bet that's delicious." 74 00:03:18,068 --> 00:03:20,945 After everything that's happened, I don't know if I have what it takes 75 00:03:20,950 --> 00:03:22,911 to go up against a cop. 76 00:03:24,115 --> 00:03:25,296 I know what you're thinking. 77 00:03:25,301 --> 00:03:27,106 "Have we reached that point in our friendship 78 00:03:27,111 --> 00:03:28,242 when we can just show up at each 79 00:03:28,246 --> 00:03:29,836 other's apartments in our nightclothes?" 80 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:31,790 - No, we haven't. - "Nightclothes"? 81 00:03:31,795 --> 00:03:33,797 But I just had to tell you both the good news. 82 00:03:33,797 --> 00:03:35,624 According to the DNA results, 83 00:03:35,629 --> 00:03:38,564 I am, in fact, Will's biological father. 84 00:03:38,569 --> 00:03:40,470 - Hey! Congratulations! - Oh, that's great! 85 00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:42,806 Thank you. Well, no big surprise. 86 00:03:42,806 --> 00:03:44,892 I mean, a blind man could see we're related. 87 00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:46,393 So does that mean you're Greek? 88 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:48,604 Greek-ish. 89 00:03:48,917 --> 00:03:50,001 What's Greek-ish? 90 00:03:50,006 --> 00:03:52,287 Well, you know how I thought I was Ir-ish? 91 00:03:52,292 --> 00:03:53,954 Greek-ish. 92 00:03:53,959 --> 00:03:56,212 There's no real difference. All the European countries 93 00:03:56,217 --> 00:03:57,843 are essentially the same. 94 00:03:57,848 --> 00:03:59,558 But now, to celebrate... 95 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:05,589 You brought Mrs. Gambolini? 96 00:04:05,594 --> 00:04:08,013 Well, this delightful creature kept me up all night 97 00:04:08,018 --> 00:04:09,394 telling me to go fuck myself, 98 00:04:09,399 --> 00:04:11,914 which is why I look like Nick Nolte after Mardi Gras. 99 00:04:11,919 --> 00:04:13,921 So, I am gifting her to you. 100 00:04:13,926 --> 00:04:15,722 No, no, no! Bunny gave her to you! 101 00:04:15,727 --> 00:04:18,271 - You keep it. - Charles, if you do not take this bird, 102 00:04:18,276 --> 00:04:20,070 it will literally be tomorrow's paté. 103 00:04:20,075 --> 00:04:22,411 Oliver, I do not have anything in the apartment 104 00:04:22,416 --> 00:04:24,376 that goes to the bathroom out in the open! 105 00:04:24,381 --> 00:04:26,216 It's a rule I have! 106 00:04:26,221 --> 00:04:27,780 This is humiliating. 107 00:04:41,781 --> 00:04:44,303 What is this? 108 00:04:44,409 --> 00:04:46,203 No fucking way. 109 00:04:47,044 --> 00:04:48,796 That's the original. 110 00:04:49,039 --> 00:04:50,749 - Are you sure? - I'm pretty sure. 111 00:04:50,754 --> 00:04:53,537 And the woman in the painting is the artist Rose Cooper? 112 00:04:53,542 --> 00:04:54,728 That's right. 113 00:04:54,733 --> 00:04:57,047 But why would Bunny make a fake? 114 00:04:57,047 --> 00:04:59,424 So she could hang the inexpensive fake painting... 115 00:04:59,424 --> 00:05:01,343 Oh, and hide the real one under her... 116 00:05:01,343 --> 00:05:02,970 I know who did it... 117 00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:04,471 Shut up! 118 00:05:40,679 --> 00:05:43,679 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 119 00:05:51,909 --> 00:05:56,518 _ 120 00:05:59,914 --> 00:06:01,916 What are you doing here? 121 00:06:02,150 --> 00:06:04,861 Hi. Um, I come bearing gifts. 122 00:06:04,866 --> 00:06:06,368 Well, a gift. 123 00:06:07,122 --> 00:06:09,124 Also, I really need to have a wee. 124 00:06:11,694 --> 00:06:13,196 Thanks. 125 00:06:23,342 --> 00:06:25,107 What do you want, Alice? 126 00:06:25,364 --> 00:06:27,591 To take more of my story? 127 00:06:27,596 --> 00:06:30,474 To make my trauma into more of your shitty art? 128 00:06:30,714 --> 00:06:31,965 Ouch. 129 00:06:33,075 --> 00:06:36,513 I deserve that. I don't want anything. I just wanted to give you that. 130 00:06:37,587 --> 00:06:38,588 A puzzle? 131 00:06:38,593 --> 00:06:39,970 It's a peace offering. 132 00:06:39,975 --> 00:06:42,352 I know how much you like puzzles, so I made one for you. 133 00:06:43,265 --> 00:06:46,185 I made it with an X-Acto knife, um, in the middle of a blackout, 134 00:06:46,190 --> 00:06:48,693 which may have been a mistake. 135 00:06:49,347 --> 00:06:51,265 I'm not trying to look for sympathy. I just... 136 00:06:51,270 --> 00:06:52,984 wanted to give you context for any imperfections 137 00:06:52,988 --> 00:06:54,490 or bloodstains you might find. 138 00:06:55,467 --> 00:06:57,261 But, if you do wanna be sympathetic towards me... 139 00:06:57,265 --> 00:06:58,767 You know, I... 140 00:06:58,772 --> 00:07:00,443 I should thank you. 141 00:07:01,367 --> 00:07:03,285 - For what? - For making me realize 142 00:07:03,290 --> 00:07:07,037 that I don't want my life to be all about the worst parts of it. 143 00:07:07,675 --> 00:07:09,510 I have more to offer than that. 144 00:07:10,389 --> 00:07:12,891 I thought you'd be cross forever. 145 00:07:13,785 --> 00:07:14,998 Does that mean... 146 00:07:15,003 --> 00:07:16,254 No. 147 00:07:17,802 --> 00:07:19,304 I like you, Alice. 148 00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:22,622 But I don't trust you. 149 00:07:23,588 --> 00:07:26,007 And I can't be with someone I don't trust. 150 00:07:26,697 --> 00:07:28,198 I understand. 151 00:07:29,613 --> 00:07:31,865 Well, if you ever need something... 152 00:07:32,846 --> 00:07:34,264 anything, please. 153 00:07:34,676 --> 00:07:37,452 You have my number. Goodbye, Mabel. 154 00:07:47,962 --> 00:07:50,881 Yes, Leonora Folger. I know she lives there. 155 00:07:51,816 --> 00:07:53,985 What do you mean she's "not verbal"? 156 00:07:53,990 --> 00:07:56,492 She was highly verbal and a little bit mean, actually, 157 00:07:56,497 --> 00:07:59,542 when she showed up at my building a few weeks ago. 158 00:08:01,812 --> 00:08:03,814 She hasn't left there in how long? 159 00:08:05,355 --> 00:08:06,356 Okay. Got it. 160 00:08:07,370 --> 00:08:08,789 Under... 161 00:08:08,794 --> 00:08:10,841 "Celebrations"? 162 00:08:15,302 --> 00:08:18,201 - _ - Ah... 163 00:08:18,638 --> 00:08:20,927 Thank you. Sorry to bother. 164 00:08:24,088 --> 00:08:26,090 Oh, Charles, you've been had. 165 00:08:27,712 --> 00:08:31,091 Just take my suggestion, add even more padding to the lion's hips. 166 00:08:31,096 --> 00:08:33,473 Other than that, this looks great. W-what is your problem? 167 00:08:33,478 --> 00:08:36,158 We open in three days, and it's back to being a shit show. 168 00:08:36,564 --> 00:08:38,935 The Munchkins all forgot your choreography. 169 00:08:38,940 --> 00:08:40,575 Dorothy threatened to walk because she says 170 00:08:40,579 --> 00:08:42,873 the Scarecrow shouldn't be played by neurotypical actor. 171 00:08:42,878 --> 00:08:44,463 - Oh wow. - And then the blackout hit 172 00:08:44,468 --> 00:08:45,677 when we were in rehearsals, 173 00:08:45,682 --> 00:08:47,037 and I had five screaming, crying 174 00:08:47,049 --> 00:08:49,248 flying monkeys hanging from the ceiling. 175 00:08:49,253 --> 00:08:51,339 It's gonna be a disaster, and it's all my fault. 176 00:08:51,344 --> 00:08:53,763 Willie. Willie. You can do this. 177 00:08:53,768 --> 00:08:57,349 You know why? Because the theater is in your blood. 178 00:08:58,455 --> 00:09:00,457 You're a Putnam. 179 00:09:00,776 --> 00:09:01,819 For real. 180 00:09:02,396 --> 00:09:04,231 What, you got the DNA results? 181 00:09:04,236 --> 00:09:07,740 I am so Greek, I could be Jennifer Aniston's stand-in. 182 00:09:07,745 --> 00:09:09,662 I'm so Greek, I could go bankrupt, 183 00:09:09,667 --> 00:09:11,701 and no one in the world would help me. 184 00:09:12,641 --> 00:09:14,351 Wow, that's... 185 00:09:14,921 --> 00:09:15,922 What? 186 00:09:17,298 --> 00:09:19,334 I don't know. I just... 187 00:09:19,629 --> 00:09:22,590 I didn't realize how much was weighing on me until this moment. 188 00:09:22,766 --> 00:09:25,102 Well, I want you to stop worrying. 189 00:09:25,107 --> 00:09:26,608 Please? Just... 190 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:29,170 Come here. Come here. 191 00:09:31,154 --> 00:09:32,406 I love you, baby. 192 00:09:32,406 --> 00:09:34,099 I love you, too. 193 00:09:34,783 --> 00:09:36,841 Thanks, Dad. 194 00:09:36,986 --> 00:09:40,396 - We're good. It's fine. - You know what? 195 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:42,749 I feel like I can do this now. 196 00:09:43,102 --> 00:09:44,841 You're a Putnam. 197 00:10:52,603 --> 00:10:53,854 Hello? 198 00:10:54,946 --> 00:10:56,235 Hello? 199 00:11:03,213 --> 00:11:05,215 Looks like we're in for a fight. 200 00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:07,617 Oh. 201 00:11:09,833 --> 00:11:12,336 Looks like we're in for a fight. 202 00:11:13,871 --> 00:11:15,582 Jesus, I need a life. 203 00:11:31,718 --> 00:11:33,511 Well, if it isn't Bloody Mabel. 204 00:11:34,588 --> 00:11:36,754 Where's the, uh, dusty grandpappies? 205 00:11:36,759 --> 00:11:38,844 And who are you supposed to be? 206 00:11:38,849 --> 00:11:42,029 Rocky Zero? Great White Dope? 207 00:11:42,477 --> 00:11:43,991 Raging Bullshitter? 208 00:11:45,487 --> 00:11:46,697 I can keep going. 209 00:11:46,702 --> 00:11:48,787 I love boxing movies. And puns. 210 00:11:48,792 --> 00:11:50,335 Why the fuck are you here? 211 00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:52,546 Just wanted to ask some questions. 212 00:11:52,551 --> 00:11:54,711 Well, that ain't how this works, see, 'cause I, uh... 213 00:11:54,999 --> 00:11:56,357 I'm the cop. 214 00:11:56,362 --> 00:11:57,732 How's your arm? 215 00:11:58,278 --> 00:12:00,572 The one I stabbed after you attacked me. 216 00:12:02,417 --> 00:12:03,793 Alright, Mabel. 217 00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:06,865 What kind of a stupid fucking name is Mabel? 218 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:09,311 Dumbass name. 219 00:12:11,573 --> 00:12:13,366 You want to ask me questions? 220 00:12:14,104 --> 00:12:15,764 You can ask questions. 221 00:12:17,169 --> 00:12:18,626 Throw these on. 222 00:12:19,330 --> 00:12:20,748 Yeah. 223 00:12:25,758 --> 00:12:28,219 - You found it. - I found you. 224 00:12:28,383 --> 00:12:29,936 Rose Cooper. 225 00:12:29,941 --> 00:12:32,623 Oh. Well, tell me something I don't know. 226 00:12:35,518 --> 00:12:36,710 You ever box? 227 00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:39,968 I take a cardio boxing class every Tuesday and Thursday. 228 00:12:39,968 --> 00:12:41,857 You're adorable. 229 00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:43,234 Hold the bag. 230 00:12:48,442 --> 00:12:50,904 Eh? I know, right? 231 00:12:51,118 --> 00:12:52,786 Sorry. I was daydreaming. 232 00:12:52,798 --> 00:12:56,177 Have you thrown a punch yet? I just felt a slight breeze. 233 00:12:56,510 --> 00:12:58,887 - You know what? - Saw glitter on your neck. 234 00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:02,699 I don't know what you're talking about. 235 00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:05,931 How'd you know about the evidence drop-off at Morningside Park? 236 00:13:07,173 --> 00:13:09,013 I still don't know what you're talking about. 237 00:13:09,545 --> 00:13:12,588 A matchbook with your fingerprint on it. 238 00:13:12,988 --> 00:13:14,490 Oh, that's gone. 239 00:13:15,316 --> 00:13:17,041 And it wasn't my fingerprint. 240 00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:21,547 Alright. In the ring. Let's go. 241 00:13:21,552 --> 00:13:23,053 Let's go. 242 00:13:24,699 --> 00:13:27,369 I am not saying it's entirely your fault. 243 00:13:27,383 --> 00:13:30,052 I shouldn't have left it on the bed, but it was cashmere. 244 00:13:30,057 --> 00:13:32,935 We don't pee on things just because they're soft. 245 00:13:37,820 --> 00:13:39,158 Oh, hello, Teddy. 246 00:13:39,543 --> 00:13:40,544 Oliver. 247 00:13:47,293 --> 00:13:49,348 - I'll kill you! - Ah! 248 00:13:51,044 --> 00:13:52,880 Arm's still sore, I see. 249 00:13:53,842 --> 00:13:56,053 - Why'd you kill Bunny Folger? - I didn't it. 250 00:13:56,058 --> 00:13:58,549 You stabbed her with a knife and tried to frame me. 251 00:13:58,554 --> 00:14:00,156 Okay, that's enough. 252 00:14:00,161 --> 00:14:01,852 Alright? Enough. 253 00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:06,468 See, what I can't figure out, though, 254 00:14:06,473 --> 00:14:09,011 is how you were able to pull off such an intricate plan. 255 00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:12,561 I mean, framing innocent people, secret passageways. 256 00:14:12,566 --> 00:14:15,360 I mean, I was a bad student, but you're just... 257 00:14:15,996 --> 00:14:17,769 a stupid man. 258 00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:20,235 There's no way that you could pull off a murder this sophisticated. 259 00:14:20,235 --> 00:14:21,486 I said that's enough! 260 00:14:22,188 --> 00:14:24,148 And what do you think's gonna happen here, Mabel? 261 00:14:24,338 --> 00:14:27,196 You think I'm gonna show you something I don't wanna show you? 262 00:14:27,201 --> 00:14:28,911 You think I'm gonna say something I don't wanna say? 263 00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:30,579 'Cause that's not how this works, 264 00:14:30,579 --> 00:14:34,306 no matter how many stupid shit-headed insults you throw at me. 265 00:14:34,311 --> 00:14:36,382 'Cause I'm a fuck of a lot smarter than that. 266 00:14:37,247 --> 00:14:39,374 - Put 'em up. - Alright, mitts up. 267 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:40,464 Mitts up. 268 00:14:40,469 --> 00:14:43,180 - You son of a bitch! - What the fuck?! 269 00:14:43,185 --> 00:14:45,645 You can't win this, Teddy! 270 00:14:48,305 --> 00:14:51,683 Oh, th-this doesn't look good. Uh, should I just wait for the next one? 271 00:14:51,683 --> 00:14:55,020 No, no, no, no! No, no. C-come in. It's all good. 272 00:15:00,651 --> 00:15:03,862 You son of a bitch! 273 00:15:03,862 --> 00:15:06,365 Oh God! Oh! Okay! Okay, okay, guys! 274 00:15:09,947 --> 00:15:12,449 Alright, you guys have fun. Be safe, okay? 275 00:15:12,454 --> 00:15:14,666 Oh, my bone! Ouch! 276 00:15:15,199 --> 00:15:17,268 What the hell is wrong with you? 277 00:15:17,528 --> 00:15:19,665 Why are you doing this?! 278 00:15:19,670 --> 00:15:21,171 Oh, don't act like you... 279 00:15:22,765 --> 00:15:24,169 You don't know, do you? 280 00:15:25,973 --> 00:15:28,151 You're my son's father! 281 00:15:28,682 --> 00:15:30,350 You piece of shit! 282 00:15:30,514 --> 00:15:32,015 What? 283 00:15:41,457 --> 00:15:44,835 So, the Cocotinis are yours, not Leonora Folger's. 284 00:15:44,848 --> 00:15:47,809 I knew enough about her to pull off 285 00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:50,237 a little day trip into the city. 286 00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:52,995 But, I think I'm slipping now. 287 00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:55,622 I don't know how you actors do it, 288 00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:59,376 pretending to be somebody else all the time. It's exhausting. 289 00:16:00,033 --> 00:16:02,374 You pulled it off like the master you are. 290 00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:04,381 It's exciting for you, isn't it? 291 00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:05,966 Figuring out little mysteries. 292 00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:07,619 Not so little. 293 00:16:07,624 --> 00:16:10,507 The world has been wondering about you for years. 294 00:16:10,512 --> 00:16:12,514 The world, please. 295 00:16:13,101 --> 00:16:15,270 A pocket of the art world 296 00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:17,611 who wanted nothing to do with me 297 00:16:17,616 --> 00:16:19,666 before I went missing. 298 00:16:21,019 --> 00:16:23,814 Did you go into hiding because my father was threatening you? 299 00:16:24,580 --> 00:16:26,901 I don't know a lot about my father, 300 00:16:27,776 --> 00:16:29,778 but I don't think he was a good man. 301 00:16:31,009 --> 00:16:34,053 And it has haunted me my whole life. 302 00:16:34,330 --> 00:16:35,737 And then... 303 00:16:36,436 --> 00:16:37,925 you came along. 304 00:16:38,214 --> 00:16:41,008 I hope that you charge rent 305 00:16:41,013 --> 00:16:43,784 to the people inside your head. 306 00:16:44,612 --> 00:16:46,251 You'd make a fortune. 307 00:16:47,486 --> 00:16:49,822 Do you have the painting, please? 308 00:16:50,005 --> 00:16:51,256 I do. 309 00:16:53,873 --> 00:16:56,417 You're a crooked fuckin' cop, Kreps. 310 00:16:56,422 --> 00:16:59,217 A crooked cop who stabbed a defenseless old woman, 311 00:16:59,222 --> 00:17:02,100 and you're trying to pin it on me, and I'm gonna nail you for it! 312 00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:03,607 Ah! 313 00:17:04,685 --> 00:17:06,823 You know what your problem is? 314 00:17:06,999 --> 00:17:10,670 You know what your entire fuckin' generation's problem is, Mora? 315 00:17:10,675 --> 00:17:12,760 - I don't know. Boy bands? - Nah. 316 00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:15,651 Your parents told you you could be anything you want, 317 00:17:15,664 --> 00:17:19,159 and your stupid teachers reinforced that bullshit, 318 00:17:19,164 --> 00:17:21,636 so you come out with your little TikToks 319 00:17:21,648 --> 00:17:23,519 and your fuckin' podcasts like everybody 320 00:17:23,524 --> 00:17:24,891 wants to hear what you have to say. 321 00:17:24,895 --> 00:17:27,231 Nobody gives a fuck about what you have to say. 322 00:17:27,625 --> 00:17:29,085 I'm stupid? 323 00:17:29,383 --> 00:17:31,136 You don't know anything about me. 324 00:17:31,636 --> 00:17:33,846 If I'm so stupid, how come I was able to land 325 00:17:33,851 --> 00:17:35,896 the smartest woman on the planet? 326 00:17:35,901 --> 00:17:37,753 Huh? If I'm so stupid, 327 00:17:37,758 --> 00:17:39,683 how come I'm able to do a better podcast 328 00:17:39,688 --> 00:17:41,742 than you idiots in two seconds flat? 329 00:17:41,747 --> 00:17:43,374 - Thought you hated podcasts. - Yeah, 330 00:17:43,386 --> 00:17:46,597 I hate stupid amateur bullshit podcasts like yours. 331 00:17:46,602 --> 00:17:48,521 Your podcast sucks. 332 00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:51,904 The OG ones? All is Not OK? 333 00:17:52,025 --> 00:17:53,948 That takes some talent. 334 00:17:53,953 --> 00:17:55,455 That takes some intelligence. 335 00:17:55,674 --> 00:17:57,268 Trust me. 336 00:17:57,398 --> 00:17:58,691 I should know. 337 00:17:59,417 --> 00:18:00,960 I'm not scared of you. 338 00:18:00,965 --> 00:18:04,219 Yeah, well, you should be, you fuck. Okay? 339 00:18:04,340 --> 00:18:08,173 Because I'm the lead detective on a murder case where somebody 340 00:18:08,178 --> 00:18:10,806 keeps making you the lead suspect. 341 00:18:10,811 --> 00:18:12,658 That's fuckin' scary. 342 00:18:13,032 --> 00:18:14,861 Or maybe you're too stupid to realize 343 00:18:14,866 --> 00:18:17,266 what the fuck is going on here, huh? 344 00:18:18,391 --> 00:18:20,276 You know, people go away for things they didn't do 345 00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:22,733 all the time. Remember that. 346 00:18:23,196 --> 00:18:24,907 Tough guy. 347 00:18:25,025 --> 00:18:28,153 Now, take that shit-eating grin off your face, 348 00:18:28,158 --> 00:18:30,160 and get the fuck out of my gym. 349 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,293 Oh... 350 00:19:04,084 --> 00:19:06,962 Oh, give it. Give it, give it. 351 00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:12,603 - Mm... - Look. 352 00:19:17,832 --> 00:19:20,210 - See, there's the tear in the canvas. - Yes. 353 00:19:20,501 --> 00:19:21,892 Yes... 354 00:19:21,897 --> 00:19:24,159 - So, it is the original. - Well, 355 00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:26,166 only one way to know for certain. 356 00:19:27,482 --> 00:19:28,984 Wait, let me try. 357 00:19:29,820 --> 00:19:30,946 No, you do it. 358 00:19:31,415 --> 00:19:33,000 - Mm. - Pull out the nails? 359 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:34,381 Just pull out the nail. 360 00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:37,362 There's something I need you to see. 361 00:19:44,137 --> 00:19:46,390 If I'm so stupid, how come I was able to land 362 00:19:46,395 --> 00:19:48,689 the smartest woman on the planet? 363 00:20:09,639 --> 00:20:11,391 The OG ones? 364 00:20:11,396 --> 00:20:13,356 All is Not OK? 365 00:20:13,361 --> 00:20:15,029 That takes some talent. 366 00:20:15,034 --> 00:20:16,995 That takes some intelligence. 367 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,780 Trust me. I should know. 368 00:20:30,681 --> 00:20:34,050 You're listening to All is Not OK in Oklahoma. 369 00:20:35,478 --> 00:20:37,550 - Ow! - Can I get you something?! 370 00:20:37,555 --> 00:20:39,641 Coffee? Water? 371 00:20:39,646 --> 00:20:41,689 A swift kick in the dick? 372 00:20:41,694 --> 00:20:43,066 Look, Oliver, let me explain... 373 00:20:43,071 --> 00:20:44,698 Oh no, no, no. You don't have to. 374 00:20:45,011 --> 00:20:48,264 I was up all night talking to Roberta. She told me what happened. 375 00:20:48,269 --> 00:20:50,293 Did she tell you it only happened once? 376 00:20:50,298 --> 00:20:51,966 She said twice. 377 00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:54,124 One night, two times. 378 00:20:54,129 --> 00:20:55,881 Well, now you're just bragging. 379 00:20:55,881 --> 00:20:58,800 Tell me, Teddy, how many other women in the building 380 00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:02,387 did you impregnate with your oily Grecian sperm? 381 00:21:02,387 --> 00:21:05,516 D-d-do you sell it by the quart like your hummus? 382 00:21:05,516 --> 00:21:07,518 You're insane. I'm leaving. 383 00:21:09,220 --> 00:21:11,097 He's all I've got, Teddy. 384 00:21:13,325 --> 00:21:15,327 If I lose my son, I've g... 385 00:21:16,087 --> 00:21:17,255 I've got nothing. 386 00:21:19,763 --> 00:21:21,765 I feel like the worst father in the world. 387 00:21:26,911 --> 00:21:28,162 Are you kidding? 388 00:21:28,952 --> 00:21:30,829 On your worst day, you didn't drag your son 389 00:21:30,834 --> 00:21:33,462 into a criminal enterprise or cover up his involvement 390 00:21:33,467 --> 00:21:34,802 in someone's death. 391 00:21:35,673 --> 00:21:37,183 True. 392 00:21:37,748 --> 00:21:39,750 But I did recently encourage him 393 00:21:39,755 --> 00:21:42,488 to get involved in the theater, so... 394 00:21:44,650 --> 00:21:46,746 - Well, that's bad. - Yeah. 395 00:21:46,918 --> 00:21:49,712 Becky Butler's disappearance in Chickasha, Oklahoma, 396 00:21:49,724 --> 00:21:52,477 in 2015 sent shockwaves through town. 397 00:21:52,482 --> 00:21:55,652 She'd evaporated just like the man-made lake 398 00:21:55,657 --> 00:21:58,272 at the abandoned Chickasha putt-putt course. 399 00:21:59,105 --> 00:22:01,315 With no body, and no clues, 400 00:22:01,327 --> 00:22:02,870 freelance police officers 401 00:22:02,875 --> 00:22:05,128 from bigger cities descended upon the town 402 00:22:05,141 --> 00:22:07,566 to help find Becky or her killer. 403 00:22:07,571 --> 00:22:10,593 Also arriving was one intrepid podcaster 404 00:22:10,598 --> 00:22:14,102 who never had a good hair day south of the Mason-Dixon. 405 00:22:14,107 --> 00:22:15,233 Yours truly. 406 00:22:17,147 --> 00:22:20,859 Every night, I'd go to the local bar and grill, The Chicken Chug, 407 00:22:20,864 --> 00:22:23,074 whose orange and green chicken logo 408 00:22:23,079 --> 00:22:24,798 seemed to be everywhere in town. 409 00:22:26,530 --> 00:22:31,136 There, I'd mingle with tipsy townsfolk and homesick cops, 410 00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:33,891 working them for clues and gossip. 411 00:22:35,355 --> 00:22:37,274 It's amazing the allies you can make 412 00:22:37,274 --> 00:22:40,026 over a Chicken Chug wings tub. 413 00:22:40,031 --> 00:22:41,657 I didn't see it. 414 00:22:41,662 --> 00:22:43,581 I heard it. 415 00:22:52,203 --> 00:22:54,433 Yeah, this painting on top, 416 00:22:54,438 --> 00:22:56,315 oh, that was for me. 417 00:23:00,506 --> 00:23:02,636 And the one underneath... 418 00:23:05,844 --> 00:23:07,513 this was for him. 419 00:23:10,801 --> 00:23:13,138 The man he most wanted to be. 420 00:23:13,143 --> 00:23:15,395 A father to his boy. 421 00:23:26,753 --> 00:23:28,254 He was my love. 422 00:23:29,990 --> 00:23:31,992 He tried to keep me safe... 423 00:23:34,312 --> 00:23:36,356 from a rage-filled husband. 424 00:23:37,029 --> 00:23:40,199 I had to leave. To keep us both safe, 425 00:23:40,204 --> 00:23:42,477 I had to disappear myself. 426 00:23:42,482 --> 00:23:44,634 We never saw each other again. 427 00:23:47,232 --> 00:23:49,359 He died heartbroken. 428 00:23:53,087 --> 00:23:55,339 What is the thing about fathers and sons? 429 00:23:55,344 --> 00:23:57,850 Why is that relationship so hard? 430 00:23:57,855 --> 00:24:00,508 Oh. I don't know. 431 00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:03,117 Biology. Hubris. 432 00:24:03,545 --> 00:24:06,133 Good old-fashioned stupidity. 433 00:24:06,593 --> 00:24:08,594 Were you close to your father? 434 00:24:10,098 --> 00:24:11,808 Well, I-I tried to be. 435 00:24:12,997 --> 00:24:14,958 He was a door-to-door salesman. 436 00:24:14,963 --> 00:24:17,508 A real-life Willy Loman. 437 00:24:18,381 --> 00:24:21,859 So, he was gone a lot. 438 00:24:22,175 --> 00:24:23,676 But when he was home, 439 00:24:24,605 --> 00:24:27,176 I would do whatever I could to get his attention. 440 00:24:28,093 --> 00:24:29,344 Hence my... 441 00:24:29,651 --> 00:24:32,654 what some would describe as "extra" persona. 442 00:24:34,293 --> 00:24:35,336 How about you? 443 00:24:35,973 --> 00:24:37,558 Fuck no. I hated him. 444 00:24:38,513 --> 00:24:41,310 He was killed in the back room of a Chinese restaurant 445 00:24:41,315 --> 00:24:42,858 by a Korean bookie. 446 00:24:42,858 --> 00:24:44,276 Took two to the chest. 447 00:24:44,276 --> 00:24:46,511 Okay, this isn't a competition. 448 00:24:46,516 --> 00:24:47,767 I'm just saying... 449 00:24:48,916 --> 00:24:50,418 because of that... 450 00:24:51,603 --> 00:24:55,113 all I ever wanted was to have a good relationship with Theo. 451 00:24:56,319 --> 00:24:58,316 Like the one you have with Will. 452 00:24:59,223 --> 00:25:00,558 And I fucked it up. 453 00:25:01,897 --> 00:25:03,433 Will you do me a favor? 454 00:25:03,921 --> 00:25:06,550 Aren't we square at this point? 455 00:25:06,707 --> 00:25:09,205 You send me to jail, I fuck your wife? 456 00:25:09,210 --> 00:25:10,668 Just... 457 00:25:10,673 --> 00:25:12,174 promise me... 458 00:25:13,023 --> 00:25:15,025 that you'll never tell Will. 459 00:25:15,828 --> 00:25:17,830 I told Roberta this, too. 460 00:25:19,579 --> 00:25:21,665 I mean, if you two managed to keep 461 00:25:21,678 --> 00:25:25,527 the mere possibility of this a secret all these years, 462 00:25:25,532 --> 00:25:29,481 can't we just keep on keeping on for the sake of Will? 463 00:25:30,059 --> 00:25:31,810 I'll do whatever you want me to do. 464 00:25:32,293 --> 00:25:33,878 Thank you. 465 00:25:39,010 --> 00:25:40,597 Twice? 466 00:25:41,042 --> 00:25:43,044 I was younger. 467 00:25:49,097 --> 00:25:50,140 Hey. 468 00:25:50,817 --> 00:25:53,194 You shouldn't be here. Cinda could be back any minute. 469 00:25:53,199 --> 00:25:54,367 Well, where is she? 470 00:25:54,455 --> 00:25:55,706 Uh, vocal massage. 471 00:25:56,227 --> 00:25:59,304 She pays a Thai guy to rub her throat. What do you want me to tell you? 472 00:25:59,309 --> 00:26:01,186 - Well, this will be quick. I... - The other day 473 00:26:01,186 --> 00:26:03,326 when I said that I could help you, that was a mistake. 474 00:26:03,331 --> 00:26:05,185 I can't do anything else for you. 475 00:26:05,190 --> 00:26:07,692 Please just... leave me in peace. 476 00:26:07,776 --> 00:26:09,486 Bunny Folger's murder? 477 00:26:10,377 --> 00:26:12,254 That cop Kreps? 478 00:26:12,410 --> 00:26:15,959 This all has something to do with All is Not OK in Oklahoma. 479 00:26:15,964 --> 00:26:18,258 I just can't figure out how. 480 00:26:18,263 --> 00:26:20,432 It's like I'm missing a puzzle piece somewhere. 481 00:26:21,531 --> 00:26:23,074 You should let this go. 482 00:26:23,079 --> 00:26:25,060 You should go, and you should let this go. 483 00:26:25,065 --> 00:26:28,375 - Poppy... - Mabel! Please go. 484 00:26:32,134 --> 00:26:34,094 You deserve to have this, Charles. 485 00:26:34,094 --> 00:26:35,094 Thank you. 486 00:26:35,583 --> 00:26:39,253 Better you than that woman that came sniffing around a few months ago. 487 00:26:40,190 --> 00:26:41,393 What woman? 488 00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:44,278 Poppy, what do you know? What are you so scared of? 489 00:26:44,844 --> 00:26:46,513 You don't know what she's capable of. 490 00:26:47,241 --> 00:26:49,159 You don't know what she'd do to get what she wants. 491 00:26:49,163 --> 00:26:52,604 She had brown hair and... glasses. 492 00:26:52,609 --> 00:26:53,609 Cinda Canning? 493 00:26:53,614 --> 00:26:55,617 I don't know her name, but she was so pushy. 494 00:26:55,622 --> 00:26:57,219 Cinda Canning? 495 00:26:57,412 --> 00:26:59,205 Seriously? You're that terrified 496 00:26:59,217 --> 00:27:01,637 of a Peabody Award-winning podcaster 497 00:27:01,642 --> 00:27:04,757 who solved the disappearance and murder of Becky Butler? 498 00:27:04,762 --> 00:27:06,180 Yes. 499 00:27:06,877 --> 00:27:08,477 Everyone has secrets. 500 00:27:09,118 --> 00:27:11,391 Things we've done that we don't talk about. 501 00:27:11,973 --> 00:27:13,975 Things we can't explain. 502 00:27:16,872 --> 00:27:20,119 Like when you go to help out on a case in Bumblefuck USA 503 00:27:20,124 --> 00:27:21,915 just to make a little extra coin. 504 00:27:25,849 --> 00:27:28,553 You plan to get in, you plan to get out, get paid. 505 00:27:28,923 --> 00:27:30,709 Go through the motions. 506 00:27:30,714 --> 00:27:32,215 Lemme get a beer. 507 00:27:32,444 --> 00:27:33,779 Why? 508 00:27:37,553 --> 00:27:39,646 Because I'm Becky Butler. 509 00:27:42,454 --> 00:27:45,040 But every once in a while, you meet someone... 510 00:27:45,045 --> 00:27:46,834 and everything changes. 511 00:27:53,868 --> 00:27:57,330 And your whole goddamn universe turns upside down. 512 00:27:59,592 --> 00:28:02,261 And that's when shit gets really crazy. 513 00:28:05,733 --> 00:28:07,529 _ 514 00:28:14,428 --> 00:28:15,887 Well, shit. 515 00:28:16,079 --> 00:28:21,079 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 37093

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