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[exciting music]
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CHRISSY: When you said
you were taking me to Spain,
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I thought we'd eat tapas
and stroll the Riviera.
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Not watch defenseless animals
get killed.
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It's just a pit stop!
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Afterwards, we'll hit up
the flamingo thing you wanted.
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Flamenco.
It's art through dance.
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[bull bellowing]
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[chuckles]
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[crowd cheering]
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[groans]
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[bull bellowing]
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Now watch your dad
work his magic.
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[hyperventilating]
SATAN: Hey, pal.
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You got three punctured organs
and 30 seconds to live.
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Any unfulfilled desires
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from your
tragically short life?
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[speaking Spanish]
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What if I could give you
that dream after you die?
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That you could have the freedom
to fishbrain and soul grind
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for eternity under my care?
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All you have to do
is sell me your soul.
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Uh, yeah, don't do it.
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Just spit here.
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Spit!
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Spit right there. Spit.
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[yelling]
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[screams]
- Jesus Christ.
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Congrats, sweetie.
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You just witnessed
your first soul collection.
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Yeah, congrats.
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You duped a guy
into signing a contract
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he didn't even read to go
where and do what exactly?
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I just fulfilled
his ultimate desire.
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Dude, I've heard
straight preachers
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warn about eternal damnation.
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I've seen Little Nicky.
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Western culture's given you
a misguided view
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of how I operate.
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I'm actually very above board,
morally speaking.
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Then, like, show me
his eternity under your care.
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I mean,
if you want me to consent
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to join a siren seed someday,
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I gotta know
what I'm consenting to, right?
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Exactly!
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It's about fucking time.
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Come on! Hot damn!
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[rumbling]
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You're gonna love this place
so much,
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you're gonna want
to kill yourself to join!
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Don't yet, okay?
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Yet?
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[dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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[people cheering]
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Welcome to my Soul Hole.
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Take a whiff.
- What the fuck?
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The smell
is my favorite part.
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Sit on me!
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I'm a chaise lounge.
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Sing Billy Joel to me.
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It's the only thing
that makes me come.
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Morally above board, huh?
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Well, the thing is, you see,
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souls are super valuable
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because they power
the universe.
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This is a tiny collection
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compared to my Soul Imperium
in hell.
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But I'm seeing steady growth!
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So you trick innocent people
into signing up
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for this torture porn flophouse
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so you can have more power.
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Well, it's not torture.
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What you're seeing
is absolute free will.
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Look at our friend over there,
rollerblading around the room.
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Happier than a pig in shit.
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I guess.
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[creatures snarling]
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What the fuck?
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You call that free will?
- Yeah!
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See, that guy wants
to rollerblade.
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Those guys want
to eat rollerbladers.
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Free will means no limits.
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He'll regenerate eventually.
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So he can do it
all over again?
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Yeah, that's the way
it works here.
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Man, this is some real
messed up libertarian bullshit.
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Ah, you're being
pretty reductive.
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[alarm blaring]
Oh, fuck yes, they're here!
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Ooh, yeah, I think
that's my cue to skedaddle.
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No, no, honey--
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Snake with Arms said
he'd introduce me
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to the Step Up franchise.
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And between
a hot, sweaty Channing
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and that burger gobbler--
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The hole can be overwhelming.
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But seeing newbies arrive
will change you forever.
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Fine.
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But this is your last chance
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before I stan my Chan.
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Goddamn, I love that Chan.
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[doorbell rings]
LAURA: Hey.
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Hey, Laura! What's up?
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Yeah, so I caught Irwin
hoarding anger leeches
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for his
substitute teaching gig,
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so I set off a bug bomb
to prevent another infestation.
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Can I crash here for the night?
- Oh.
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Uh, sorry, Laur.
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It's-- it's not a good time.
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Try the Thompsons.
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Their normcore lifestyle
screams Murphy bed.
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You're the only neighbor
I haven't threatened
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physical violence to, so--
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Ugh, fine. Fine, come on in.
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Come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on!
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Oh, well, you must be exhausted
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from your bug massacre
or whatever.
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Let's get you to bed.
- Bed? It's 8:35.
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Okay, here's a pillow.
There's the bed.
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You know what to do.
- Ah!
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Hey, Darlene--
DARLENE: Night, Laur!
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What the--
are you kidding me?
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Is this because I wouldn't go
see Sade with you?
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[bang]
[yelling]
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Hello?
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Darlene?
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Ugh.
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[ominous music]
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Okay.
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Holy shit, this place looks
a lot smaller on the outside.
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Ah!
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There we go.
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Mama needs her medicine.
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What do we got here?
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I want that brown stuff.
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Couple of cubes of ice
in that, please!
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Ah! [grunts]
[glass shattering]
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Hey, I was saving that
for a special occasion!
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[running footsteps]
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DARLENE: Gus, are you okay?
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What did she do to you?
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Gus?
GUS: I'm okay, Leeny.
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I just got the bejesus
scared out of me, that's all.
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Made a little piss.
- Wait a minute.
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Darlene, you know this ghost?
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Laur, this is my husband.
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Ex-husband.
- Who are you?
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A wrestling coach?
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[cackling]
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That was good.
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[foghorn blowing]
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CHRISSY:
Why do all dads like boats?
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Was there a meeting
or something?
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Wait till you see
how excited they get.
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It's like a baby eating
chocolate for the first time.
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All right, here we go.
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Any minute now.
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Huh.
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Where are my fucking souls?
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Uh, that might explain it.
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"Dear Satan,
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"Thanks for the souls.
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"Biggleheim will pay
big bucks for them.
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Eat shit.
Marv, the Beast Guard."
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That backstabbing son of a--
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Who's Biggleheim?
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Biggleheim's not a person.
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It's a place.
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The hub of the soul trade.
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A funhouse trash heap
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where corporate con artists
trick souls
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into eternal suffering
by offering
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roller coaster rides
and branded swag.
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We gotta get my souls back
before it's too late!
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Those souls sound better off
in Biggleheim
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than your Soul Bowl.
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Soul Hole!
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And didn't you hear what
I just said about Biggleheim?
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Yeah!
Branded swag, roller coasters.
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It sounds cool.
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Man, your selective hearing
is on fire today.
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It's an evil place, Chrissy.
- And this isn't?
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I think you've been sniffing
your own farts
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for way too long.
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You're gonna wish
you were eating my farts
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once I show you a place
of torture and torment!
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We're going to Biggleheim!
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DARLENE: Relax your grip, baby. Good.
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I thought
both your exes ran off
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with Russian catfishers.
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Oh, that was
hubbies one and two.
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Gus was number three.
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We were in the process
of mending fences
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when he died.
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One moment,
I'm getting my new
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Craigslist business
up and running.
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The next, a weather satellite's
crashing on my head.
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Luck of the Slovaks, I guess.
[chuckles]
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Darlene, how long has Gus
been here like that?
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Uh, I noticed he was here
when my broken bidet
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started working again.
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Gus always loved me
with a clean caboose.
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[chuckles]
That was a few months back.
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Mo--months?
Oh, fuck.
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DARLENE: What?
- Ghost can only stay
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on the corporeal plane
for so long
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before they turn into wraiths.
- What?
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Vengeful spirits who hunt
the living and feed off misery.
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Oh, that's ridiculous.
Gus couldn't hurt a fly.
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Show me where you keep
your most precious memories
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from your relationship.
- What? Why?
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Oh, man.
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DARLENE: Uh-oh.
GUS: [groans]
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He doesn't look good.
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Man, I'm feeling strange, Leeny.
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Like when I opened
that hookah restaurant
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on top of that open gas line?
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DARLENE: Oh!
- Do it now!
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Just give me a moment
to mourn that hand!
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- Darlene.
- It did things to me
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you'd never believe.
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- Ugh.
- Boom, boom.
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[dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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ANNOUNCER:
Welcome to the Biggleheim,
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where remarkable souls
like you have the freedom
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to choose your own afterlife.
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♪ ♪
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Milady.
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No wonder you're so sensitive
about your Soul Hole, Dad.
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I mean, how could anyone
compete with this?
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SATAN: Stop!
- What are you doing?
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We need disguises
to sneak inside.
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You want dibs on being
the big pretzel?
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No? Okay.
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CHRISSY: Why are we sneaking?
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Eh, I'm a rebel
of the industry.
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So much so,
the Biggleheim schmucks
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banned me from re-entering
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and revoked
my soul-collecting license.
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Pretty rock and roll, huh?
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Yeah, the Phil Spector
part of rock and roll.
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SATAN: Phil Spector!
I love Phil Spector.
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I got the Christmas album.
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ANNOUNCER:
Welcome to Biggleheim,
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where your afterlife
awaits you.
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PRIMORDIAL:
Funky like a chicken?
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You like to fuck chickens?
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Come to Polymelia afterlife
and get a hug.
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Two of them!
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Wow! Mutton chops? Who knew?
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So are all these booths run
by real gods?
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There are no gods, Chrissy.
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Some douchebags invented
that concept
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to manipulate naive souls
like yours to their cause.
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These afterlives are run
by eternal beings
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called primordials.
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That's what I am.
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PRIMORDIAL 1:
Slip and slide here.
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PRIMORDIAL 2:
Mormon afterlife over here!
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No birth control allowed.
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CHRISSY: Seems like these souls
get to live plush,
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peaceful afterlives,
and yours get ripped to shreds.
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ANNOUNCER: Make some noise
for the Biggleheim Angels!
265
00:08:25,377 --> 00:08:26,479
Whoa!
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00:08:26,546 --> 00:08:27,481
Oh, fucking kill me.
267
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B-B-B-B-Biggleheim!
268
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[electronic music]
269
00:08:30,453 --> 00:08:31,556
Y'all having
a good time tonight?
270
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I can't hear you!
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I said, are you having
a good time tonight or what?
272
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Yeow!
273
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♪ Heaven is a place
for each of you ♪
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♪ I promise you,
this much is true ♪
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♪ So come and join
our paradise ♪
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♪ It's limitless
and really nice ♪
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♪ Heaven ♪
278
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♪ The place to be somebody ♪
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♪ In death ♪
280
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Now, this is an afterlife
where souls would actually
281
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want to spend eternity.
282
00:08:50,326 --> 00:08:53,734
It's like they're BTS
and you're some old guy
283
00:08:53,801 --> 00:08:56,272
who records BTS covers
in their mom's basement.
284
00:08:56,338 --> 00:08:58,376
These are the assholes
I was talking about!
285
00:08:58,443 --> 00:09:02,017
They're frat boys trying
to make you drink their piss!
286
00:09:02,084 --> 00:09:02,985
Oh!
287
00:09:03,052 --> 00:09:04,556
There's that rat bastard Marv.
288
00:09:04,622 --> 00:09:06,225
Okay, Chrissy, let's go!
289
00:09:06,292 --> 00:09:09,966
Where'd she--I should have
brought the leash.
290
00:09:10,033 --> 00:09:11,703
I still don't understand
why I gotta get rid of
291
00:09:11,770 --> 00:09:13,272
all these precious memories.
292
00:09:13,339 --> 00:09:15,410
Most of this stuff is dildos
and gardening tools, Darlene.
293
00:09:15,477 --> 00:09:17,013
Yeah, that's my entire 40s!
294
00:09:17,080 --> 00:09:19,418
Unfinished business
is the reason Gus can't go.
295
00:09:19,485 --> 00:09:21,690
He died while trying to mend
your broken marriage.
296
00:09:21,757 --> 00:09:23,159
His unfinished business is you.
297
00:09:23,226 --> 00:09:24,596
DARLENE: That's the sweetest
thing I've ever heard.
298
00:09:24,662 --> 00:09:26,533
LAURA: No.
We need to cut all ties
299
00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:28,236
between you two
so he can cross over.
300
00:09:28,302 --> 00:09:29,939
Cross over?
I just got settled.
301
00:09:30,006 --> 00:09:32,779
Leeny-Beany-Tortellini and I
are doing gangbusters.
302
00:09:32,845 --> 00:09:34,248
My online business
in ladies' fashion
303
00:09:34,314 --> 00:09:36,419
is gonna get off the ground
any day now.
304
00:09:36,485 --> 00:09:38,055
I can feel it
in my garter belt.
305
00:09:38,122 --> 00:09:40,594
Aha! Divorce papers.
DARLENE: Oh, God.
306
00:09:40,661 --> 00:09:42,765
This will help you remember
how much you hated each other.
307
00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:43,867
If I didn't know any better,
308
00:09:43,934 --> 00:09:45,805
I'd say this
was unnecessarily cruel.
309
00:09:45,871 --> 00:09:47,708
Darlene, you called Gus
a serial adulterer...
310
00:09:47,775 --> 00:09:48,777
DARLENE: Yeah?
- Who cheated on you
311
00:09:48,844 --> 00:09:49,779
multiple times.
DARLENE: Yeah?
312
00:09:49,846 --> 00:09:50,915
Doesn't that sting?
313
00:09:50,981 --> 00:09:52,250
It wasn't multiple times, Laura.
314
00:09:52,317 --> 00:09:54,522
It was one time
with multiple people.
315
00:09:54,589 --> 00:09:55,925
Actually,
it was multiple times
316
00:09:55,991 --> 00:09:57,829
with multiple people,
but one family.
317
00:09:57,895 --> 00:09:59,064
DARLENE: Lot of sisters.
318
00:09:59,131 --> 00:10:00,233
Darlene convinced you
that you were
319
00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:02,505
the star of a Truman Show-like
experiment
320
00:10:02,572 --> 00:10:03,707
entitled,
What's All the Gus About?
321
00:10:03,774 --> 00:10:04,909
I still stand by that title.
322
00:10:04,976 --> 00:10:06,445
But her abuse
did reunite me
323
00:10:06,513 --> 00:10:07,682
with my biological father,
324
00:10:07,748 --> 00:10:09,552
who then turned out
to be a paid actor!
325
00:10:09,619 --> 00:10:11,188
- Argh!
- Laura.
326
00:10:11,255 --> 00:10:12,859
Let's not get our panties
in a bunch.
327
00:10:12,925 --> 00:10:14,629
Speaking of,
the duck pattern pair
328
00:10:14,696 --> 00:10:16,232
you got on
is a real nice choice.
329
00:10:16,298 --> 00:10:17,200
What the? Why, you
330
00:10:17,267 --> 00:10:18,770
Norman Bates
peeping motherfucker!
331
00:10:18,837 --> 00:10:21,008
Stop fighting!
Stop fighting right now, okay?
332
00:10:21,075 --> 00:10:22,545
There is no
unfinished business.
333
00:10:22,612 --> 00:10:23,580
Our love is strong.
334
00:10:23,647 --> 00:10:25,016
Stronger than death!
335
00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:26,051
[thud]
336
00:10:26,118 --> 00:10:27,387
Oh, God. Okay.
337
00:10:27,454 --> 00:10:30,828
Let's maybe put unfinished
business back on the table.
338
00:10:30,895 --> 00:10:32,765
PRIMORDIAL: Thumb Realm
is like Palm Springs.
339
00:10:32,832 --> 00:10:35,069
Weather's always nice,
and we have a heated pool!
340
00:10:35,136 --> 00:10:36,238
[chuckles]
341
00:10:36,305 --> 00:10:37,942
You're gonna love my afterlife,
little girl.
342
00:10:38,009 --> 00:10:40,046
The email list, by the way,
is really just
343
00:10:40,113 --> 00:10:41,516
a community bulletin
type thing.
344
00:10:41,583 --> 00:10:42,819
We really won't advertise--
345
00:10:42,885 --> 00:10:44,856
SATAN:
Beat it, you fat fucking toe!
346
00:10:44,923 --> 00:10:46,660
Hey, man.
The lady can speak for herself.
347
00:10:46,726 --> 00:10:49,799
The lady is alive and 13.
348
00:10:49,866 --> 00:10:51,670
Hmm.
Come find me when you die.
349
00:10:51,736 --> 00:10:54,041
Ah, man.
This thumb guy's so cool!
350
00:10:54,107 --> 00:10:56,111
He runs this, like, resort
with a giant projector
351
00:10:56,178 --> 00:10:58,584
so his souls can watch movies
on the lawn.
352
00:10:58,650 --> 00:10:59,953
You should take some tips!
353
00:11:00,019 --> 00:11:01,488
You won't make a verbal
agreement with me,
354
00:11:01,556 --> 00:11:03,794
now you're signing up
for other afterlives?
355
00:11:03,861 --> 00:11:06,165
Who knows what dystopian
shitstorm that asshole runs.
356
00:11:06,232 --> 00:11:08,604
You trick souls into living
in a pit of agony.
357
00:11:08,670 --> 00:11:09,606
Hanging with that thumb
358
00:11:09,672 --> 00:11:11,676
couldn't be worse
than your Soul Hole.
359
00:11:11,743 --> 00:11:13,212
I know you're a kid who
thinks the hereafter
360
00:11:13,279 --> 00:11:14,883
should be sunshine
and ice cream,
361
00:11:14,949 --> 00:11:17,788
and you judge me for being
the genius who created hell.
362
00:11:17,855 --> 00:11:20,326
If you created hell,
then why aren't you there?
363
00:11:20,393 --> 00:11:23,199
Why are you running a shithole
ambulance chasing on Earth?
364
00:11:23,266 --> 00:11:26,138
Before you came along,
I commanded fear and respect
365
00:11:26,205 --> 00:11:28,309
from every goddamn
belief system ever created!
366
00:11:28,376 --> 00:11:30,046
And now you're trying
to convince yourself
367
00:11:30,113 --> 00:11:31,950
that you're still on top
because you don't want to admit
368
00:11:32,017 --> 00:11:35,123
you're an outdated fossil!
369
00:11:35,189 --> 00:11:37,394
I had this stupid idea
that having a child
370
00:11:37,460 --> 00:11:38,630
would make me stronger.
371
00:11:38,697 --> 00:11:40,500
But you're just
too fucking naive!
372
00:11:40,568 --> 00:11:42,605
You're never gonna get this
until you open your eyes
373
00:11:42,672 --> 00:11:44,241
and experience it.
374
00:11:44,308 --> 00:11:46,111
Big pretzel out.
375
00:11:48,149 --> 00:11:50,621
Goddamn,
she takes after her mother.
376
00:11:50,688 --> 00:11:53,359
I'm telling you,
I got two of them now.
377
00:11:53,426 --> 00:11:54,461
CREATURES: Go, quick,
quick, quick, quick.
378
00:11:54,529 --> 00:11:55,798
Quick, quick, quick.
379
00:11:55,864 --> 00:11:57,000
Quick, quick, quick, quick.
380
00:11:57,067 --> 00:11:59,739
Quick, quick,
quick, quick, quick.
381
00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:01,242
My souls!
382
00:12:01,308 --> 00:12:02,845
MARV: All right,
a little bit to the left.
383
00:12:02,912 --> 00:12:04,782
To the left.
Okay, that's great.
384
00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:06,151
Now drop it slow--
385
00:12:06,218 --> 00:12:07,420
Hey, Marv.
386
00:12:07,487 --> 00:12:09,458
Any last word before
I finger your eyes out
387
00:12:09,525 --> 00:12:10,694
and fuck your empty skull?
388
00:12:10,761 --> 00:12:11,896
Just a couple.
389
00:12:11,963 --> 00:12:13,199
We got him!
390
00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:14,969
CREATURES: Quick, quick,
quick, quick.
391
00:12:15,036 --> 00:12:17,173
MICHAEL:
No need to struggle, Satan,
392
00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:20,313
'cause we ain't ever gonna
let you go from our hearts.
393
00:12:20,380 --> 00:12:22,284
ALL: Or our clutches.
394
00:12:28,062 --> 00:12:31,368
I'll never get this shit
until I live it?
395
00:12:31,435 --> 00:12:33,472
Well, fuck you, Dad!
396
00:12:33,540 --> 00:12:35,209
Who's living now?
397
00:12:35,276 --> 00:12:37,380
[phone chimes]
398
00:12:37,447 --> 00:12:39,819
Happy Hour,
boat to Thumb Realm at 6:00.
399
00:12:39,886 --> 00:12:41,523
Free drink ticket.
400
00:12:41,589 --> 00:12:45,063
Huh, I guess I gotta open
my eyes and experience it.
401
00:12:45,129 --> 00:12:47,400
SOUL: Oh, no! There's so many
afterlives recruiting me.
402
00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:48,870
It's like, oh,
this is so awkward!
403
00:12:48,937 --> 00:12:50,608
I mean, I was popular
in high school,
404
00:12:50,674 --> 00:12:52,712
but who would have thought I'd
be popular in the afterlife?
405
00:12:52,778 --> 00:12:55,751
[solemn music]
406
00:12:55,818 --> 00:12:58,890
♪ ♪
407
00:12:58,957 --> 00:12:59,926
[buzzing]
- Whoa!
408
00:12:59,993 --> 00:13:01,462
What the...
409
00:13:01,529 --> 00:13:03,265
Hmm.
410
00:13:12,885 --> 00:13:14,488
MICHAEL: [laughs]
411
00:13:14,555 --> 00:13:16,926
I didn't recognize you
in that whacked out man-suit.
412
00:13:16,993 --> 00:13:18,262
Didn't recognize you
413
00:13:18,329 --> 00:13:20,133
without your boss's dick
in your mouth.
414
00:13:20,199 --> 00:13:21,503
Back in the day,
you would have never
415
00:13:21,569 --> 00:13:23,205
fallen for a trap like this.
416
00:13:23,272 --> 00:13:25,009
ALL: You're weaker
than ever now.
417
00:13:25,076 --> 00:13:25,944
I can't believe
your bitch ass
418
00:13:26,011 --> 00:13:27,080
sold me out to these jag-offs.
419
00:13:27,147 --> 00:13:28,650
They offered me my own realm.
420
00:13:28,717 --> 00:13:29,852
It's open concept.
421
00:13:29,919 --> 00:13:30,921
Everything's buffet style.
422
00:13:30,988 --> 00:13:32,390
Spare me, shitbag!
423
00:13:32,457 --> 00:13:34,896
[yelling]
424
00:13:36,365 --> 00:13:39,772
Shit's about to get biblical, bitches.
425
00:13:39,839 --> 00:13:41,976
THUMB: Chrissy!
So glad to see you dead.
426
00:13:42,043 --> 00:13:44,014
CHRISSY: Oh, this place
is so great and classy!
427
00:13:44,081 --> 00:13:46,085
Hey, everybody.
This is Chrissy.
428
00:13:46,151 --> 00:13:47,354
She's here for pool hour.
429
00:13:47,420 --> 00:13:49,458
Why do they all look
like thumbs?
430
00:13:49,525 --> 00:13:50,961
Here in Thumb Realm,
we all take on
431
00:13:51,028 --> 00:13:52,798
the one true and pure form.
432
00:13:52,865 --> 00:13:56,005
All is balanced,
fair, peaceful.
433
00:13:58,677 --> 00:13:59,912
That thumb get too much sun?
434
00:13:59,979 --> 00:14:01,248
Pool time is over!
435
00:14:01,315 --> 00:14:02,350
Game time!
436
00:14:02,417 --> 00:14:04,388
Why don't we show Chrissy
Thumb Print?
437
00:14:06,993 --> 00:14:08,563
Chrissy,
you're gonna love this.
438
00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:12,037
I present the Great Thumb!
439
00:14:12,103 --> 00:14:14,441
It measures our love
for thumbness!
440
00:14:14,509 --> 00:14:17,080
Huh. Okay.
441
00:14:17,147 --> 00:14:19,886
Who wants to go first?
442
00:14:19,952 --> 00:14:21,689
How about you?
443
00:14:21,756 --> 00:14:23,560
Oh, uh.
Yes, of course, Thumb.
444
00:14:23,627 --> 00:14:25,496
No problem.
445
00:14:25,564 --> 00:14:28,469
[dramatic music]
446
00:14:28,537 --> 00:14:29,772
♪ ♪
447
00:14:29,839 --> 00:14:31,108
This is a Dybbuk Box.
448
00:14:31,175 --> 00:14:32,043
It won't cure him,
but it sure as shit
449
00:14:32,110 --> 00:14:33,479
will contain him forever.
450
00:14:33,547 --> 00:14:34,414
I don't know, Laura.
451
00:14:34,481 --> 00:14:36,018
I already put Gus
in one wooden box.
452
00:14:36,085 --> 00:14:37,722
I--I don't want to do it again.
453
00:14:37,788 --> 00:14:39,491
- Break it off, Darlene!
- I can't!
454
00:14:39,559 --> 00:14:41,495
Even the bad memories seem
not so bad now.
455
00:14:41,563 --> 00:14:44,134
You're romanticizing
a toxic relationship.
456
00:14:44,201 --> 00:14:46,371
Okay, and you and Satan
didn't have good times?
457
00:14:46,438 --> 00:14:48,175
He's made my life
a living hell!
458
00:14:48,242 --> 00:14:49,779
Without him, you wouldn't
have Chrissy, right?
459
00:14:49,846 --> 00:14:51,683
Oh, whatever. I'm doing this.
460
00:14:51,750 --> 00:14:53,018
It's okay, baby.
461
00:14:53,085 --> 00:14:54,488
Don't be scared.
462
00:14:54,555 --> 00:14:55,691
♪ ♪
463
00:14:55,758 --> 00:14:58,362
[chanting spell]
464
00:14:58,429 --> 00:15:00,399
[rumbling]
465
00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:02,872
♪ ♪
466
00:15:02,938 --> 00:15:05,009
[yelling]
467
00:15:05,076 --> 00:15:07,414
Leeny! I love you!
468
00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:08,617
Gus-Gus!
469
00:15:08,683 --> 00:15:10,052
Ooh!
470
00:15:10,119 --> 00:15:11,656
I'm still going in!
471
00:15:11,723 --> 00:15:12,758
I'm still going--
472
00:15:12,825 --> 00:15:14,494
Darlene, no!
473
00:15:14,562 --> 00:15:17,500
♪ ♪
474
00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:18,503
Uh-oh.
475
00:15:18,570 --> 00:15:21,275
♪ ♪
476
00:15:23,379 --> 00:15:25,082
So, Alan, how does thumbness
477
00:15:25,149 --> 00:15:26,986
help you
in your day-to-day life?
478
00:15:27,053 --> 00:15:29,959
Uh, we--well, when I think
of how fleshy
479
00:15:30,026 --> 00:15:34,067
and--and stumpy I am,
I never feel down!
480
00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:35,704
You use pleasant words,
but the Great Thumb
481
00:15:35,771 --> 00:15:36,940
sees through your lies.
482
00:15:37,006 --> 00:15:38,375
ALAN: What? No!
483
00:15:38,442 --> 00:15:41,248
Thumbness
is a "dream thumb true."
484
00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:43,653
[chuckles] Ah, fuck it!
485
00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:44,856
I hate thumbs!
486
00:15:44,922 --> 00:15:45,991
I miss my fingers
and my genitals!
487
00:15:46,058 --> 00:15:46,926
[grunts]
[all gasping]
488
00:15:46,993 --> 00:15:48,162
Oh, fuck!
489
00:15:48,229 --> 00:15:51,301
THUMB: [chuckles]
So fun. Who's next?
490
00:15:51,368 --> 00:15:53,607
- You're insane!
- Hey, now.
491
00:15:53,673 --> 00:15:56,078
Check yourself,
or you'll get thumbed.
492
00:15:56,145 --> 00:15:57,882
Shit, my dad was right.
493
00:15:57,948 --> 00:16:00,119
[tense music]
494
00:16:00,186 --> 00:16:02,558
Stick yourself up an ass,
you fucking thumb!
495
00:16:02,625 --> 00:16:03,560
[all gasping]
496
00:16:03,627 --> 00:16:04,762
[groaning]
497
00:16:04,829 --> 00:16:06,098
Ah, shit!
498
00:16:06,165 --> 00:16:08,102
I'm stuck! This sucks!
499
00:16:08,169 --> 00:16:09,471
What sucks?
500
00:16:09,539 --> 00:16:11,275
That you're on your back
like an amputated turtle?
501
00:16:11,341 --> 00:16:14,549
Oh, bend,
you useless fucking knuckles!
502
00:16:14,615 --> 00:16:15,551
[all gasping]
503
00:16:15,617 --> 00:16:16,920
[grunting]
504
00:16:16,986 --> 00:16:18,022
Damn it!
505
00:16:18,088 --> 00:16:19,759
I only had some hands!
506
00:16:19,826 --> 00:16:21,128
[yelling]
[squishing]
507
00:16:21,195 --> 00:16:22,531
[all cheering]
508
00:16:22,598 --> 00:16:24,502
Oh, thank you!
Thank you so much!
509
00:16:24,569 --> 00:16:27,240
With Thumb gone, we can make
this place a real paradise!
510
00:16:27,307 --> 00:16:28,944
Uh, I--
I gotta go find my dad.
511
00:16:29,010 --> 00:16:30,313
He needs help with a thing,
512
00:16:30,379 --> 00:16:32,050
but have fun
thinking for yourselves again!
513
00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:33,219
Oh, wait, wait,
we're gonna have
514
00:16:33,285 --> 00:16:36,058
lots of good thinking times!
Ha!
515
00:16:38,597 --> 00:16:39,565
Darlene?
516
00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:40,767
I should warn you,
517
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:41,769
I get violent at hide and seek.
518
00:16:41,836 --> 00:16:43,573
Ask Chrissy.
519
00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:46,579
[eerie music]
520
00:16:46,646 --> 00:16:49,685
♪ ♪
521
00:16:49,752 --> 00:16:52,056
[creature groaning]
522
00:16:52,123 --> 00:16:53,627
[gasps]
523
00:16:53,693 --> 00:16:54,729
♪ ♪
524
00:16:54,795 --> 00:16:56,098
Oh, God.
525
00:16:56,164 --> 00:16:58,102
Okay. Um...
526
00:16:58,168 --> 00:17:00,874
[creature snarling]
527
00:17:00,941 --> 00:17:03,078
Oh, fuck!
528
00:17:03,145 --> 00:17:06,051
[chanting]
529
00:17:07,253 --> 00:17:10,761
[dramatic music]
530
00:17:10,827 --> 00:17:12,196
GUS: Leeny!
531
00:17:12,263 --> 00:17:13,733
DARLENE: Oh, God!
532
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:16,104
I have a confession to make!
533
00:17:16,171 --> 00:17:18,108
I'm not
his unfinished business!
534
00:17:18,175 --> 00:17:19,311
What?
535
00:17:19,377 --> 00:17:20,814
We started
a business together.
536
00:17:20,881 --> 00:17:23,152
We wanted to succeed as a team,
even if it was
537
00:17:23,219 --> 00:17:24,989
just selling my used underwear online.
538
00:17:25,056 --> 00:17:26,425
Oh, God, Darlene!
539
00:17:26,491 --> 00:17:28,495
Not that it matters!
Nothing sold.
540
00:17:28,563 --> 00:17:30,901
We're gonna die 'cause nobody
wants my dumpy dundees!
541
00:17:30,968 --> 00:17:32,003
Okay, so what you're saying
542
00:17:32,070 --> 00:17:33,740
is if someone buys
your underwear...
543
00:17:33,807 --> 00:17:37,347
His actual business will be
complete and he'll leave, yes.
544
00:17:37,413 --> 00:17:38,950
But it has to be
from a stranger!
545
00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:40,721
He'll know we're pitying him.
546
00:17:40,787 --> 00:17:42,591
Who do we know that would buy
your dirty underwear?
547
00:17:42,658 --> 00:17:43,627
Wait.
548
00:17:43,693 --> 00:17:46,031
[rock music]
549
00:17:46,098 --> 00:17:47,935
Hello?
550
00:17:48,002 --> 00:17:49,237
Buy what now?
551
00:17:49,304 --> 00:17:51,141
[thud]
DARLENE: [yelps]
552
00:17:51,208 --> 00:17:52,745
LAURA: Hurry, hurry, hurry!
553
00:17:52,811 --> 00:17:54,515
God, you son of a bitch!
554
00:17:54,582 --> 00:17:55,817
[ding]
555
00:17:59,057 --> 00:18:00,627
Darlene?
556
00:18:00,694 --> 00:18:01,930
What--what happened?
557
00:18:01,996 --> 00:18:03,299
Good news. Online perverts
558
00:18:03,365 --> 00:18:05,069
are sexually attracted
to your wife.
559
00:18:05,136 --> 00:18:06,572
We got our first sale?
560
00:18:06,639 --> 00:18:08,275
Oh, Leeny-Beany!
561
00:18:08,342 --> 00:18:10,948
I told you, great collection,
great hips, great--
562
00:18:11,014 --> 00:18:12,718
BOTH: ♪ Lady ♪
563
00:18:12,785 --> 00:18:14,187
DARLENE: Oh!
564
00:18:16,024 --> 00:18:17,327
Goodbye, Gus.
565
00:18:17,393 --> 00:18:19,230
Thanks for the memories.
566
00:18:19,297 --> 00:18:21,468
Goodbye, Darlene.
567
00:18:21,536 --> 00:18:23,439
Hey, real quick, are--
are you gonna send me
568
00:18:23,506 --> 00:18:25,711
my half of the money, or...
569
00:18:25,777 --> 00:18:27,046
You know, you keep it.
570
00:18:27,113 --> 00:18:30,019
I'll hit you up for it
on the flip-side!
571
00:18:30,086 --> 00:18:32,524
[somber music]
572
00:18:32,591 --> 00:18:33,560
Hey, you okay?
573
00:18:33,627 --> 00:18:34,795
I think so.
574
00:18:34,862 --> 00:18:37,066
It'll be nice getting back
to the single life.
575
00:18:37,133 --> 00:18:39,337
There's a speed dating event
down by the adult bookstore
576
00:18:39,404 --> 00:18:40,607
tomorrow if you want to--
- No, no.
577
00:18:40,674 --> 00:18:42,243
I'd rather go die
in a bug bomb.
578
00:18:42,310 --> 00:18:47,286
♪ ♪
579
00:18:47,353 --> 00:18:49,457
[grunting]
580
00:18:49,525 --> 00:18:52,430
Did I just get
the craziest deja vu?
581
00:18:52,497 --> 00:18:54,535
Or is this exactly how you
looked when we...
582
00:18:54,602 --> 00:18:55,937
♪ Kicked your ass out of hell ♪
583
00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:57,841
- Kicked out?
- Fuck hell!
584
00:18:57,908 --> 00:18:59,377
I got a new thing going on.
585
00:18:59,444 --> 00:19:01,114
Word from Wibby Turkle
is that girl of yours
586
00:19:01,181 --> 00:19:03,352
is a powerful little bastard.
587
00:19:03,419 --> 00:19:05,256
So that's what this
is all about.
588
00:19:05,323 --> 00:19:06,759
We can't have you
and your Lucifreak
589
00:19:06,826 --> 00:19:09,197
grabbing up all the power
for yourselves, now, can we?
590
00:19:09,264 --> 00:19:11,068
Boss feels
that wouldn't be fair.
591
00:19:11,134 --> 00:19:13,640
Where is that Beelzebaby,
B-T-dubs?
592
00:19:13,707 --> 00:19:15,744
When you find it, you better
bring a fucking army!
593
00:19:15,811 --> 00:19:17,581
I'm talking tanks! Nukes!
594
00:19:17,648 --> 00:19:20,252
Golems that shoot lasers
out of their dicks!
595
00:19:20,319 --> 00:19:23,158
Because Chrissy don't take shit
from nobody!
596
00:19:23,225 --> 00:19:25,630
She gets that from me.
We're rebels.
597
00:19:25,697 --> 00:19:28,369
MICHAEL: How sweet.
But heart to heart...
598
00:19:28,435 --> 00:19:31,041
ALL: ♪ Time to cut out yours ♪
599
00:19:31,108 --> 00:19:34,180
[crackling]
600
00:19:34,247 --> 00:19:36,485
MICHAEL: [yelling]
- See?
601
00:19:36,552 --> 00:19:38,188
What did I tell you?
[cackles]
602
00:19:38,255 --> 00:19:40,560
Hey! Get that bitch!
603
00:19:40,627 --> 00:19:42,063
CREATURES: Quick, quick, quick,
quick, quick.
604
00:19:42,130 --> 00:19:44,902
♪ ♪
605
00:19:44,969 --> 00:19:47,206
[creatures screaming]
606
00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:48,643
♪ ♪
607
00:19:48,710 --> 00:19:52,216
[screaming]
608
00:19:54,989 --> 00:19:56,893
[screaming]
609
00:19:56,959 --> 00:19:58,062
[grunts]
610
00:19:58,128 --> 00:20:00,199
Hey, girl, it's time to die!
611
00:20:00,266 --> 00:20:02,036
CHRISSY: [screaming]
612
00:20:02,103 --> 00:20:06,879
Get away from my daughter!
613
00:20:06,946 --> 00:20:09,919
[dramatic music]
614
00:20:09,985 --> 00:20:16,899
♪ ♪
615
00:20:21,408 --> 00:20:23,847
[speaking language]
616
00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:33,198
[electronic music]
617
00:20:33,265 --> 00:20:34,167
Fuck this.
618
00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:35,236
We outie.
619
00:20:35,302 --> 00:20:36,806
This ain't over, Satan.
620
00:20:36,873 --> 00:20:40,212
Not by a long shot.
621
00:20:40,279 --> 00:20:43,385
♪ ♪
622
00:20:48,295 --> 00:20:50,801
Could a fossil go nuclear
like that?
623
00:20:50,867 --> 00:20:52,170
Fuck no.
624
00:20:52,236 --> 00:20:53,272
Hey, thanks for the save.
625
00:20:53,338 --> 00:20:54,742
Yeah, back at you.
626
00:20:54,809 --> 00:20:55,811
You were right.
627
00:20:55,877 --> 00:20:57,113
This place blows chunks.
628
00:20:57,180 --> 00:20:58,616
So, you've come around, huh?
629
00:20:58,683 --> 00:21:00,319
Finally see the wisdom
of the Soul Hole?
630
00:21:00,386 --> 00:21:01,488
Oh, yeah, no, no, no.
631
00:21:01,556 --> 00:21:02,791
The Soul Hole's still
a shit place
632
00:21:02,858 --> 00:21:04,562
fucked up
beyond all imagination.
633
00:21:04,628 --> 00:21:05,897
It's just not the worst place
out there.
634
00:21:05,964 --> 00:21:07,266
That's fair enough.
635
00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:09,605
Come on, kiddo.
Let's get out of here.
636
00:21:15,584 --> 00:21:18,590
Hey, Dad,
what the angel said about you
637
00:21:18,656 --> 00:21:20,794
getting kicked out of hell,
was that true?
638
00:21:20,861 --> 00:21:24,502
Is that why everyone
now thinks you're a loser?
639
00:21:24,568 --> 00:21:27,941
Um, yeah, I guess.
640
00:21:28,008 --> 00:21:29,477
Pretty rock and roll.
641
00:21:31,148 --> 00:21:33,520
Speaking of, you want to go
mess with Phil Spector's soul?
642
00:21:33,586 --> 00:21:34,555
I know where it is.
643
00:21:34,622 --> 00:21:35,991
Yeah, I'd like that.
644
00:21:39,430 --> 00:21:42,170
[dog barking]
645
00:21:42,236 --> 00:21:43,540
So how was your weekend?
646
00:21:43,606 --> 00:21:45,042
It was actually pretty good.
647
00:21:45,109 --> 00:21:46,278
Yeah?
648
00:21:46,344 --> 00:21:48,048
What'd you do,
wipe out a fairy forest?
649
00:21:48,115 --> 00:21:50,854
Dad's not as two-dimensional
as you think.
650
00:21:51,454 --> 00:21:53,827
Uh, okay.
651
00:21:53,893 --> 00:21:55,997
What'd that fucker say
about me this time?
652
00:21:57,166 --> 00:21:58,536
CHRISSY: Nothing.
653
00:22:00,339 --> 00:22:02,009
Well, that's right.
654
00:22:02,076 --> 00:22:03,580
He better not. [scoffs]
655
00:22:05,382 --> 00:22:09,190
Because if he did, I would say
something to him that--
656
00:22:09,257 --> 00:22:10,861
say something back, so...
657
00:22:11,529 --> 00:22:12,831
And he knows it.
658
00:22:12,898 --> 00:22:15,202
He knows he can't say shit.
659
00:22:15,269 --> 00:22:16,873
Got nothing to say to me.
660
00:22:18,643 --> 00:22:21,348
If he was like, "You're ugly,"
661
00:22:21,414 --> 00:22:23,853
I'd be like...
[blows raspberry]
662
00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:26,424
"You are."
663
00:22:27,159 --> 00:22:30,165
Uh, whoa,
is that a bird's nest?
664
00:22:30,232 --> 00:22:32,336
I didn't know they're--no.
665
00:22:33,338 --> 00:22:35,442
That's just a pile of sticks.
666
00:22:35,492 --> 00:22:40,042
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