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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,382 --> 00:00:17,027 - Hey, what's with the outfit? 2 00:00:17,051 --> 00:00:19,463 - We're doing a lover's lane shoot. 3 00:00:19,487 --> 00:00:21,365 - Based on your idea, Maya. 4 00:00:21,389 --> 00:00:22,899 Women in the '50s. 5 00:00:22,923 --> 00:00:27,437 - No, my idea was for a story about women in their 50s. 6 00:00:27,461 --> 00:00:30,062 - Well that's just distasteful. 7 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:35,412 - So did Elliot pick Kaylene 8 00:00:35,436 --> 00:00:37,780 to be in the lover's lane shoot? 9 00:00:37,804 --> 00:00:39,816 - Well, he's been jitterbuggering her for a while now. 10 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:41,251 What do you think? 11 00:00:41,275 --> 00:00:42,352 - I don't. 12 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:43,920 I mean, I do think 13 00:00:43,944 --> 00:00:45,255 I just don't think about them. 14 00:00:45,279 --> 00:00:46,223 I mean, who does? 15 00:00:46,247 --> 00:00:48,125 I mean, really, who cares? 16 00:00:48,149 --> 00:00:49,292 - Nice cover, very smooth. 17 00:00:49,316 --> 00:00:51,995 I can't tell that you like him. 18 00:00:52,019 --> 00:00:53,963 So what about this idea for a photo spread? 19 00:00:53,987 --> 00:00:57,800 Women in really, really, really high heels. 20 00:00:57,824 --> 00:01:01,738 And naturally they're tickling each other. 21 00:01:01,762 --> 00:01:04,163 What if they're in their 50s? 22 00:01:05,866 --> 00:01:07,210 - Hey, Jack. 23 00:01:07,234 --> 00:01:08,145 - Elliot. 24 00:01:08,169 --> 00:01:10,280 - Hi, cutie, that looks great. 25 00:01:10,304 --> 00:01:12,549 That looks great. 26 00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:15,285 - Big news, I got offered a residency 27 00:01:15,309 --> 00:01:17,120 at Los Angeles Children's Hospital. 28 00:01:17,144 --> 00:01:21,358 - Los Angeles, wow that's great, but it's so far away. 29 00:01:21,382 --> 00:01:24,227 - Which is why I turned it down. 30 00:01:24,251 --> 00:01:25,495 - Really? 31 00:01:25,519 --> 00:01:27,330 - I want to work in New York so we can, 32 00:01:27,354 --> 00:01:29,266 you know, be together. 33 00:01:29,290 --> 00:01:31,134 - Wow, I don't know what to say. 34 00:01:31,158 --> 00:01:32,536 You're so sweet. 35 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:33,725 - No, you are. 36 00:01:36,197 --> 00:01:37,197 - Aw. 37 00:01:44,338 --> 00:01:46,905 Okay, now it's getting awkward. 38 00:01:50,811 --> 00:01:53,412 I really should've walked away. 39 00:01:55,682 --> 00:01:59,062 First I said aw, then it got a little awkward, 40 00:01:59,086 --> 00:02:03,032 then I realized I should've just walked away. 41 00:02:03,056 --> 00:02:04,534 - What a story. 42 00:02:04,558 --> 00:02:08,560 I like the middle part where you were feeling awkward. 43 00:02:10,531 --> 00:02:13,276 - Okay, Dad, I just booked my tickets for my vacation. 44 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:16,045 I'm leaving next Monday for two whole weeks. 45 00:02:16,069 --> 00:02:18,881 - Hey, why does she get two weeks when I only get one? 46 00:02:18,905 --> 00:02:22,741 - Because last year you took 87 personal days. 47 00:02:25,446 --> 00:02:28,225 - So dear, where are you going to? 48 00:02:28,249 --> 00:02:31,261 - It's a group bicycle tour of Provence. 49 00:02:31,285 --> 00:02:33,685 - Ah, France, you'll love it. 50 00:02:34,888 --> 00:02:37,534 The quaint villages, the friendly people. 51 00:02:37,558 --> 00:02:41,004 Don't tell them you're a quarter Jewish. 52 00:02:41,028 --> 00:02:42,939 - You know, I dated a cyclist once. 53 00:02:42,963 --> 00:02:44,307 Well, he rode a unicycle. 54 00:02:44,331 --> 00:02:45,542 Well, his bear did. 55 00:02:45,566 --> 00:02:47,999 Well, it actually wasn't his bear. 56 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:50,002 I'm done. 57 00:02:52,273 --> 00:02:55,185 - I hear these group tours are a great way for singles 58 00:02:55,209 --> 00:02:59,156 to get together, so Maya I have my fingers crossed. 59 00:02:59,180 --> 00:03:00,390 - Well, uncross them. 60 00:03:00,414 --> 00:03:02,526 It's a group of women cyclists. 61 00:03:02,550 --> 00:03:04,194 - All women? 62 00:03:04,218 --> 00:03:07,497 What do you do if you get a flat? 63 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:09,032 - What? 64 00:03:09,056 --> 00:03:11,168 - Maya, you go to a place like Provence for romance, 65 00:03:11,192 --> 00:03:13,470 not to exercise with other girls. 66 00:03:13,494 --> 00:03:15,672 - Oh, don't be silly, it's gonna be great. 67 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:18,775 We'll do 80 kilometers a day, see art, 68 00:03:18,799 --> 00:03:20,877 experience local custom. 69 00:03:20,901 --> 00:03:22,979 Then at night, we'll sit around the campfire 70 00:03:23,003 --> 00:03:25,282 and just talk, I mean really talk. 71 00:03:25,306 --> 00:03:29,419 Then we'll sleep hard because we rode hard in France. 72 00:03:29,443 --> 00:03:30,609 I'm so stoked! 73 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:35,825 - What's wrong with her? 74 00:03:35,849 --> 00:03:38,094 Has she given up on men? 75 00:03:38,118 --> 00:03:39,929 It's like she's throwing in the towel. 76 00:03:39,953 --> 00:03:43,021 - Yeah, into the women's locker room. 77 00:03:44,791 --> 00:03:45,802 - What does that mean? 78 00:03:45,826 --> 00:03:46,736 - Oh, don't get me wrong. 79 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:49,328 I'm just saying she's a lesbian. 80 00:03:52,966 --> 00:03:54,211 - Maya's not gay, 81 00:03:54,235 --> 00:03:57,180 but at this rate she's gonna be an old maid. 82 00:03:57,204 --> 00:03:59,182 - Listen, do you wanna fix her up with some of the men 83 00:03:59,206 --> 00:04:00,639 I'm finished with? 84 00:04:03,210 --> 00:04:04,543 - No, thank you. 85 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:10,126 But it's time I did something. 86 00:04:10,150 --> 00:04:13,697 I mean, before you know it she's gonna be middle-aged, 87 00:04:13,721 --> 00:04:17,889 living alone, no man to come home to, no children to hug. 88 00:04:44,885 --> 00:04:48,720 - Oh, Finch, that is some serious biking gear. 89 00:04:50,257 --> 00:04:52,235 Are you really gonna let me borrow it? 90 00:04:52,259 --> 00:04:54,304 - Yes, if you promise to be careful. 91 00:04:54,328 --> 00:04:55,705 - I promise, and I'm gonna bring you back 92 00:04:55,729 --> 00:04:57,707 something really special. 93 00:04:57,731 --> 00:04:59,376 - Yes, you will. 94 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:01,110 You will go to a small dark shop in an alley 95 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:04,281 off Rue de Sezac in Marseille. 96 00:05:04,305 --> 00:05:08,418 You will give this note to a man named Bobo. 97 00:05:08,442 --> 00:05:09,852 He will give you a package. 98 00:05:09,876 --> 00:05:11,421 You will not open it, you will not get it wet, 99 00:05:11,445 --> 00:05:14,123 you will bring it back to me. 100 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:16,092 - Couldn't I just get you some cheese? 101 00:05:16,116 --> 00:05:16,926 - Oh, it is cheese. 102 00:05:16,950 --> 00:05:18,016 It's amazing. 103 00:05:20,086 --> 00:05:21,320 Check this out. 104 00:05:22,523 --> 00:05:24,456 Solar signaling mirror. 105 00:05:26,226 --> 00:05:29,060 Self-inflating bicycle inner tube. 106 00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:33,998 Bell. 107 00:05:36,537 --> 00:05:38,581 Check this out. 108 00:05:38,605 --> 00:05:39,949 - Oh, what is it? 109 00:05:39,973 --> 00:05:41,518 - Guess. 110 00:05:41,542 --> 00:05:42,542 - Socks? 111 00:05:43,276 --> 00:05:44,443 - It's a tent. 112 00:05:45,479 --> 00:05:46,889 Sleeps four. 113 00:05:46,913 --> 00:05:50,259 Had some wild times in this baby. 114 00:05:50,283 --> 00:05:53,051 Ain't no rules out in the jungle. 115 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:57,400 - I'm not sure she'll go for this. 116 00:05:57,424 --> 00:06:00,303 - It's all in the presentation. 117 00:06:00,327 --> 00:06:01,327 Maya? 118 00:06:02,295 --> 00:06:05,107 A notion just popped into my head. 119 00:06:05,131 --> 00:06:07,377 Pop, apropos of nothing. 120 00:06:07,401 --> 00:06:11,069 What would you say if I said dating service? 121 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:14,584 - That is a great idea. 122 00:06:14,608 --> 00:06:16,118 - Oh, thank God. 123 00:06:16,142 --> 00:06:18,321 - It could be a series of articles. 124 00:06:18,345 --> 00:06:21,257 How it's the perfect solution for the busy professional. 125 00:06:21,281 --> 00:06:22,892 How it doesn't have the stigma that it used to. 126 00:06:22,916 --> 00:06:24,126 - No, no, no, no dear. 127 00:06:24,150 --> 00:06:26,496 We meant a dating service for you. 128 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:27,430 - Me? 129 00:06:27,454 --> 00:06:29,499 Those things are for losers. 130 00:06:29,523 --> 00:06:32,268 - Maya, it's a high-class service. 131 00:06:32,292 --> 00:06:35,839 Even their ads are done in that diploma handwriting. 132 00:06:35,863 --> 00:06:38,675 - Oh God, how could you insult me like this? 133 00:06:38,699 --> 00:06:42,412 - It's not insulting, it's just a helping hand. 134 00:06:42,436 --> 00:06:46,115 It breaks my heart to see you alone and unhappy. 135 00:06:46,139 --> 00:06:48,718 - Dad, alone and unhappy are not the same thing. 136 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:49,652 I'm very happy. 137 00:06:49,676 --> 00:06:51,755 Please, mind your own business. 138 00:06:51,779 --> 00:06:55,614 - Maya, you'll catch more lesbians with honey. 139 00:07:14,334 --> 00:07:15,512 - Hey, Elliot. 140 00:07:15,536 --> 00:07:16,713 - Hey. 141 00:07:16,737 --> 00:07:18,815 - What's the name of that restaurant in Paris 142 00:07:18,839 --> 00:07:21,017 you loved so much? 143 00:07:21,041 --> 00:07:22,307 - Le something. 144 00:07:25,579 --> 00:07:26,956 - Thank you, that's so helpful. 145 00:07:26,980 --> 00:07:28,625 - Man, I would love to go to France. 146 00:07:28,649 --> 00:07:30,960 - Oh, I know, it's gonna be great. 147 00:07:30,984 --> 00:07:34,196 Cheese and bicycles and nobody meddling. 148 00:07:34,220 --> 00:07:36,988 - Yeah, no meddling, no meddling. 149 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:40,503 - Hey, Elliot, what's wrong? 150 00:07:40,527 --> 00:07:41,905 - Nothing's wrong, everything's right. 151 00:07:41,929 --> 00:07:44,841 Kaylene is changing her life for me. 152 00:07:44,865 --> 00:07:45,909 - You look all clammy. 153 00:07:45,933 --> 00:07:47,109 - Aren't you listening? 154 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:49,145 Kaylene is changing her life for me. 155 00:07:49,169 --> 00:07:51,047 She's gonna want me to change my life, 156 00:07:51,071 --> 00:07:51,881 and I don't want to. 157 00:07:51,905 --> 00:07:53,249 I love my life. 158 00:07:53,273 --> 00:07:54,851 I love sleeping on the diagonal. 159 00:07:54,875 --> 00:07:58,209 I love having a room just for my berets. 160 00:07:59,613 --> 00:08:01,324 - Hey, you don't have to convince me. 161 00:08:01,348 --> 00:08:02,258 Being single rocks. 162 00:08:02,282 --> 00:08:03,726 - Yes, it rocks. 163 00:08:03,750 --> 00:08:05,094 - No one to tell you what to do. 164 00:08:05,118 --> 00:08:06,362 - You can do whatever you want. 165 00:08:06,386 --> 00:08:09,354 - Whenever you want. - Whoever you want. 166 00:08:18,932 --> 00:08:21,210 - This is wrong. - Wrong. 167 00:08:21,234 --> 00:08:22,545 - We've tried this before. 168 00:08:22,569 --> 00:08:24,547 - We always talk about how wrong it is. 169 00:08:24,571 --> 00:08:27,584 - Yes, I'm not saying there isn't chemistry. 170 00:08:27,608 --> 00:08:29,085 - Because clearly there is, you know. 171 00:08:29,109 --> 00:08:31,610 - But still... - Exactly, you know. 172 00:08:34,648 --> 00:08:36,147 I gotta, you know. 173 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:38,017 - I should. 174 00:08:40,654 --> 00:08:44,155 - Alright, well you know, have a nice day. 175 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:56,412 - Did the dating service say what the guy looks like? 176 00:08:56,436 --> 00:08:58,503 - No, it could be anyone. 177 00:09:02,142 --> 00:09:03,474 - Let's try him. 178 00:09:09,482 --> 00:09:10,326 Carl? 179 00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:11,561 - Yes? 180 00:09:11,585 --> 00:09:13,329 - We've been very anxious to meet you. 181 00:09:13,353 --> 00:09:14,619 - Very anxious. 182 00:09:16,023 --> 00:09:20,102 - I must've checked the wrong box on my application. 183 00:09:20,126 --> 00:09:21,538 - No, no. - No, no. 184 00:09:21,562 --> 00:09:23,806 - No, no, you're here to meet Maya Gallo, 185 00:09:23,830 --> 00:09:25,274 and we're her advance team. 186 00:09:25,298 --> 00:09:26,531 Oh, oh 187 00:09:27,434 --> 00:09:28,711 - This is Nina Van Horn. 188 00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:29,846 - Hello. - Hello. 189 00:09:29,870 --> 00:09:31,480 - And I'm Jack Gallo, Maya's father. 190 00:09:31,504 --> 00:09:36,052 - Oh, well instead of flowers, I should've brought a pig. 191 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:38,655 I'm a student of world cultures, and in the Solomon Islands 192 00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:42,158 one would bring the girl's father a pig or pigs 193 00:09:42,182 --> 00:09:44,360 depending on her quality. 194 00:09:44,384 --> 00:09:46,985 I'm sure Maya's a 20-pig woman. 195 00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:54,037 Of course if it doesn't work out, you owe me a goat. 196 00:09:54,061 --> 00:09:56,439 - He's perfect for her. 197 00:09:56,463 --> 00:09:58,296 - So what's Maya like? 198 00:09:59,499 --> 00:10:02,679 I know from her profile that she's really smart 199 00:10:02,703 --> 00:10:04,402 and a hater of evil. 200 00:10:06,473 --> 00:10:10,642 - I was in a hurry, and I didn't know what her hobbies were. 201 00:10:12,178 --> 00:10:16,125 - Anyway, yes Maya is a hater of evil, 202 00:10:16,149 --> 00:10:18,094 and she's very well-read. 203 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:20,184 - Entire books, big ones. 204 00:10:21,655 --> 00:10:25,668 - And she's concerned with the environment, politics, 205 00:10:25,692 --> 00:10:27,704 but what I really want to emphasize 206 00:10:27,728 --> 00:10:30,607 is my daughter's an old-fashioned girl. 207 00:10:30,631 --> 00:10:34,032 She likes to take things very, very slow. 208 00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:36,312 Wrong, you and me is wrong. 209 00:10:36,336 --> 00:10:38,081 Oh, you're right, wrong. 210 00:10:38,105 --> 00:10:39,148 It was wrong before. 211 00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:40,516 And it's still wrong. 212 00:10:40,540 --> 00:10:41,773 Oh, very wrong. 213 00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:56,633 - Maya, there's something different about you. 214 00:10:56,657 --> 00:10:57,700 What is it? 215 00:10:57,724 --> 00:10:59,235 - Nothing. 216 00:10:59,259 --> 00:11:01,170 - No, it's like you had an intense physical experience, 217 00:11:01,194 --> 00:11:04,173 then couldn't sleep and then used a cheap conditioner. 218 00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:07,043 Finch, what's different about Maya? 219 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:10,046 - Different about Maya, hm. 220 00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:11,136 Not the hair. 221 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,337 Shoes I've seen. 222 00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:21,991 - Something is definitely different. 223 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:23,492 - Stop it! 224 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:24,861 How would you like it if everyone was just staring 225 00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:26,228 at you all day? 226 00:11:26,252 --> 00:11:29,465 - Like it, why do you think I dress this way? 227 00:11:29,489 --> 00:11:33,491 Are you aware that my bottom is completely numb? 228 00:11:38,765 --> 00:11:39,909 - Hey. 229 00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:40,933 - Hey, hey. 230 00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:44,681 - You took off right after, you know. 231 00:11:44,705 --> 00:11:47,438 - Yeah, I was just, it was weird. 232 00:11:49,576 --> 00:11:52,655 But nice. - Oh, it was more than nice. 233 00:11:52,679 --> 00:11:54,657 But what does it mean? 234 00:11:54,681 --> 00:11:56,959 - Um... - Hey, Elliot. 235 00:11:56,983 --> 00:11:58,594 - Hey. - Hey, Maya. 236 00:11:58,618 --> 00:11:59,618 - Hey. 237 00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:05,835 - Boy, I guess you guys aren't morning people. 238 00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:07,403 But this should cheer you up. 239 00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:09,806 I brought you some of those fruit rollies you like. 240 00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:10,707 - Oh, thanks. 241 00:12:10,731 --> 00:12:12,731 - And, drum roll please, 242 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:16,913 your very own key to my new apartment. 243 00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:18,380 Gosh. 244 00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:20,404 - So don't I get a kiss? 245 00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:23,986 - In front of all these people? 246 00:12:24,010 --> 00:12:25,588 - All what people? 247 00:12:25,612 --> 00:12:27,389 It's just Maya. 248 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:29,625 - That's right, it's just Maya. 249 00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:30,459 - Maya. 250 00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:31,816 - See you later. 251 00:12:33,787 --> 00:12:36,565 You know who would be perfect for her? 252 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:37,989 My friend Janice. 253 00:12:42,229 --> 00:12:45,808 - Oh, Jack, look there's an exhibition of Polynesian kettles 254 00:12:45,832 --> 00:12:47,944 at some museum on Friday. 255 00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:51,380 It would be the perfect first date for Maya and Carl. 256 00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:53,549 - What if Maya's busy? 257 00:12:57,244 --> 00:13:01,057 Look, Carl's okay, but I'm not sure he's the one. 258 00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:02,324 - Well, think about it. 259 00:13:02,348 --> 00:13:05,850 A bird in the hand is worth two if by sea. 260 00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:10,432 - I don't know, he's not much of a go-getter. 261 00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:15,238 He's more of a sitter-arounder and reader-too-mucher. 262 00:13:15,262 --> 00:13:17,073 Maybe we should get another opinion. 263 00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:18,329 - Is this Maya? 264 00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:25,915 - No, this is Dennis, a friend of Maya's. 265 00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:27,650 - He wanted to meet you too. 266 00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:30,086 - Oh, then it's fair to say I'm still in the hunt. 267 00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:31,110 Huzzah! 268 00:13:33,579 --> 00:13:34,891 - Alright, settle down. 269 00:13:34,915 --> 00:13:35,915 Dennis. 270 00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:40,218 - Is this Maya. 271 00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:46,169 Okay, it's your first date, the waiter spills wine on Maya. 272 00:13:46,193 --> 00:13:48,237 What do you do? 273 00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:50,773 - Apologize for choosing the restaurant, 274 00:13:50,797 --> 00:13:53,742 then spill wine on myself in a show of unity. 275 00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:54,766 - Aw. 276 00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:00,616 - Okay, you've taken her to a play. 277 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:04,120 You discover there's nudity, but it's tastefully done. 278 00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:05,788 Story related. 279 00:14:05,812 --> 00:14:06,812 Stay or go? 280 00:14:07,914 --> 00:14:10,026 - Apologize for choosing the play. 281 00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:12,962 If she decides to stay, I make it perfectly clear 282 00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:17,155 with my body language that I am in no way aroused. 283 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:23,105 - Favorite Sondheim musical? 284 00:14:23,129 --> 00:14:25,964 - I'm going to shock you, Passion. 285 00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:28,577 - And we are done. 286 00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:30,346 - Can I take another crack at the first one? 287 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:31,480 - No. 288 00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:32,781 Will you excuse us a moment? 289 00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:35,284 - Certainly, certainly. 290 00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:36,319 Is this far enough? 291 00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:37,153 Too far? - That's great. 292 00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:37,987 No, right there, buddy. 293 00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:39,277 You're the man. 294 00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:42,424 Lose him. 295 00:14:42,448 --> 00:14:43,759 - What? 296 00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:44,994 - He's a dishrag. 297 00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:47,629 Who needs someone that desperate for approval? 298 00:14:47,653 --> 00:14:50,099 - I think you're completely right, Dennis. 299 00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:50,933 - I am? 300 00:14:50,957 --> 00:14:52,290 Thank you, Jack. 301 00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:57,106 - Alright, let's get this over with. 302 00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:58,130 Carl? 303 00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:06,715 Carl, I don't know how to say this so I'm just gonna say it. 304 00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:07,739 Dennis? 305 00:15:09,876 --> 00:15:11,687 - Okay, Carl, here's the deal. 306 00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:14,523 You fought a good fight, but it's over. 307 00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:16,558 - What did I do wrong? 308 00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:19,262 - Pretty much everything. 309 00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:22,899 You might want to rethink the whole package. 310 00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:25,656 - Guess I should just be leaving. 311 00:15:26,893 --> 00:15:29,560 Unless this is part of the test, 312 00:15:30,997 --> 00:15:35,577 the part where I stand my ground, assert myself, 313 00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:38,436 and claim what is rightfully mine. 314 00:15:39,705 --> 00:15:40,516 - No. 315 00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:41,540 - Right. 316 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,158 - Okay, I know that was a little weird out there, 317 00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:51,760 but now we're alone, so let's talk. 318 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,229 Last night was great. 319 00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:57,188 You were a little bossy, but I gotta say I dig that. 320 00:15:58,358 --> 00:15:59,969 - Oh, stop it. 321 00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:02,271 Why aren't you at Kaylene's new apartment 322 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:05,341 eating her fruit rollies which are, by the way, 0% fruit. 323 00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:06,542 - Maya, I can't... 324 00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:07,776 - There's more fruit in the wrapper. 325 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:08,777 - Maya, just let me say one thing. 326 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:09,711 - I refuse to be the other woman! 327 00:16:09,735 --> 00:16:11,948 - Alright, you go ahead. 328 00:16:11,972 --> 00:16:14,650 - I watched women move in on my father when he was married, 329 00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:16,118 and I found them cheap and slutty. 330 00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:18,120 And now I find myself cheap and slutty. 331 00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:20,756 And that is a pretty hard thing to find. 332 00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:21,790 - It wasn't like that. 333 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,759 - It was exactly like that! 334 00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:26,495 You're with Kaylene, and I slept with you. 335 00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:28,730 Where's the part where I'm not cheap and slutty, huh? 336 00:16:28,754 --> 00:16:29,966 Where is it? 337 00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:31,500 - Maya, alright, alright, alright. 338 00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:34,703 We're all adults so let's deal with the situation as adults. 339 00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:38,207 If I break up with Kaylene, would you be my girlfriend? 340 00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:39,641 - What are you, weighing your options? 341 00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:40,776 You don't wanna quit your job 342 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:41,777 before you got another one lined up? 343 00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:43,145 - No, that's not what I'm saying. 344 00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:44,347 It's just that there's Kaylene, 345 00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:45,881 and if last night was a one-time thing... 346 00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:46,983 - One time thing? 347 00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:49,251 Stop calling me a slut. 348 00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:52,321 And what is all of this Kaylene, Kaylene all of a sudden? 349 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,556 Yesterday, she was busting up your beret room, 350 00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:56,192 and now she's your reason for living. 351 00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:59,195 - Hey, you know, just stop using my words against me. 352 00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:01,197 See, this is why men never share their feelings, 353 00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:03,721 because women always remember. 354 00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:08,137 - You slept with me because you have a commitment problem. 355 00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:09,038 You used me. 356 00:17:09,062 --> 00:17:10,539 - Oh, please. 357 00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:11,773 Please, you used me because you're tired of going home 358 00:17:11,797 --> 00:17:14,643 to your Lifetime Channel and your soup for one. 359 00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:16,578 - Okay, no more talking. 360 00:17:16,602 --> 00:17:19,681 - Hey, we're not in the car anymore. 361 00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:23,452 - Yeah, and we never will be again so just get out of here, 362 00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:26,989 go make your life with Kaylene and her fake fruit rollies 363 00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:29,492 and her preferential doctor parking. 364 00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:31,293 - Fine, fine, but not because you told me. 365 00:17:31,317 --> 00:17:32,495 - Oh, bite me! 366 00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:35,819 - Once again, we're not in the car anymore! 367 00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:56,318 - You do realize you're not discovering France? 368 00:17:56,342 --> 00:17:57,853 - I'm changing my plans. 369 00:17:57,877 --> 00:18:00,089 I'm leaving for Provence tonight. 370 00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:01,557 - Tonight, why? 371 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:04,593 - Because the weather is good and the dollar is strong, 372 00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:07,196 and there's no reason for me to stay here. 373 00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:10,999 - Hey, Junior, you're not going anywhere. 374 00:18:11,023 --> 00:18:14,070 Where's the double knot in your canteen, huh? 375 00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:15,504 Look at that bed roll. 376 00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:19,241 One gust of wind, and it's E.T. phone home. 377 00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:21,410 This fanny pack, it's not a tail. 378 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:24,180 Cinch it up, show some pride out there. 379 00:18:24,204 --> 00:18:25,204 - Shut up. 380 00:18:28,074 --> 00:18:29,907 - Okay, get my cheese? 381 00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:36,858 - Maya, are you alright? 382 00:18:36,882 --> 00:18:38,360 - Yes, of course. 383 00:18:38,384 --> 00:18:39,861 - Well, you look like you had an emotionally draining 384 00:18:39,885 --> 00:18:44,021 experience and then chose an unflattering eye shadow. 385 00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:46,635 - I lost my damn passport, 386 00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:48,737 and when I find it, I'm out of here. 387 00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:53,175 Away from this magazine and makeup and men. 388 00:18:53,199 --> 00:18:56,845 There's a little knob that's pressing right into my spine! 389 00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:59,370 - That is your flare gun, mam. 390 00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:09,658 Maybe we should talk in here, Kaylene. 391 00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:11,415 - So what's goin' on? 392 00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:14,051 - This is so hard. 393 00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:19,301 Okay, you're terrific, no question, but when I imagine 394 00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:23,739 myself with someone special, I'm imagining someone else. 395 00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:25,508 - I'm listening. 396 00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:28,477 - See, first I thought I was just afraid of commitment, 397 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:32,581 you know, then when I picture myself with this other person 398 00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:35,673 the fear isn't there, mostly, mostly. 399 00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:40,822 - Wait a second, you're leaving me for another woman? 400 00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:43,292 - No, see, she doesn't want me, 401 00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:47,296 but I can't stay with you as long as I feel this way. 402 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:48,320 - Wow. 403 00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:50,599 Are you okay? 404 00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:52,868 - I mean, you think you know someone, 405 00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:56,705 and then you discover that he's completely delusional. 406 00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:57,729 - Excuse me? 407 00:19:58,964 --> 00:20:00,876 - Good luck with the other woman. 408 00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:05,069 Oh, and let her know that your children will be insane. 409 00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:11,909 Damn it. 410 00:20:13,479 --> 00:20:14,479 - Maya? 411 00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:18,282 - Found my passport. 412 00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:25,867 - And sorry about the cold feet before. 413 00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:28,292 Okay, she's right down there. 414 00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:30,673 - You aren't going with me? 415 00:20:30,697 --> 00:20:32,474 - We don't want it to look like a setup. 416 00:20:32,498 --> 00:20:33,842 - But it is a setup. 417 00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:36,812 - But we don't want it to look like one. 418 00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:39,315 Come on, Carl, this is zero hour. 419 00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:40,838 Stay with me, boy. 420 00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:44,986 - Locked and loaded sir. 421 00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:46,010 - Right. 422 00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:49,991 - My tummy feels funny. 423 00:20:50,015 --> 00:20:51,527 - Don't panic. 424 00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:55,386 Just keep in mind she can be a little standoffish at first. 425 00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,379 Oh, this is less wrong. 426 00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:11,847 Oh, much less wrong. 427 00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:13,181 So much less wrong it's actually right. 428 00:21:13,205 --> 00:21:14,149 Oh, it's very right. 429 00:21:14,173 --> 00:21:15,251 It's good to be right! 430 00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:16,785 Very good. 431 00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:18,621 You good. 432 00:21:18,645 --> 00:21:19,955 You right. 433 00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:22,546 We're good together. 434 00:21:31,190 --> 00:21:35,604 ♪ Life keeps bringing me back to you 435 00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:39,308 ♪ Keeps bringing me home 436 00:21:39,332 --> 00:21:42,544 ♪ It don't matter what I wanna do 437 00:21:42,568 --> 00:21:46,737 ♪ 'Cause it's got a mind of its own 438 00:21:49,074 --> 00:21:53,243 ♪ Life keeps bringing me back to you 31227

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