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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,514 --> 00:00:15,525 - Okay, Pumpkin, ready to go? 2 00:00:15,549 --> 00:00:16,759 - Sure am. 3 00:00:16,783 --> 00:00:18,895 Oh, by the way, you made the business section. 4 00:00:18,919 --> 00:00:20,897 Media mogul Jack Gallo poised to by 5 00:00:20,921 --> 00:00:22,866 unnamed French publication. 6 00:00:22,890 --> 00:00:25,202 - Damn it, how does that stuff get out? 7 00:00:25,226 --> 00:00:26,769 People! 8 00:00:26,793 --> 00:00:29,039 Maya and I are going to Paris to negotiate 9 00:00:29,063 --> 00:00:33,610 a big takeover, but it's top secret, so no questions. 10 00:00:33,634 --> 00:00:34,878 - What are you taking over? 11 00:00:34,902 --> 00:00:37,447 - It's a hot fashion magazine called Joile. 12 00:00:37,471 --> 00:00:39,149 We're gonna buy it cheap, fire the staff, 13 00:00:39,173 --> 00:00:40,683 and turn it into French Blush. 14 00:00:40,707 --> 00:00:42,752 But that's all I'm gonna tell you. 15 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:46,589 All right, I've left you all my numbers 16 00:00:46,613 --> 00:00:47,957 in case of emergency. 17 00:00:47,981 --> 00:00:49,493 - Well, don't worry, Mr. Gallo, 18 00:00:49,517 --> 00:00:51,528 I'll make sure the little guy gets to bed by nine. 19 00:00:59,927 --> 00:01:01,838 - All right, just calm down. 20 00:01:03,597 --> 00:01:05,975 - Do I look that stupid in my beret? 21 00:01:05,999 --> 00:01:06,999 - Um... 22 00:01:08,001 --> 00:01:09,212 - Finch! 23 00:01:09,236 --> 00:01:11,814 - Let's not start the week off on a bad note. 24 00:01:11,838 --> 00:01:13,383 - Did Jack read my memo explaining why 25 00:01:13,407 --> 00:01:16,119 I should go to Paris with him next week instead of Maya? 26 00:01:16,143 --> 00:01:16,986 - Next week? 27 00:01:17,010 --> 00:01:18,288 - You know, wake up. 28 00:01:18,312 --> 00:01:19,523 Jack just went, oh. 29 00:01:19,547 --> 00:01:20,857 - He just went into his office to read it. 30 00:01:20,881 --> 00:01:21,691 - Good. 31 00:01:21,715 --> 00:01:22,825 I have to go to Paris. 32 00:01:22,849 --> 00:01:23,660 - Why? 33 00:01:23,684 --> 00:01:24,494 - Why? 34 00:01:24,518 --> 00:01:25,429 I'm a fashion editor. 35 00:01:25,453 --> 00:01:27,197 Paris is the fashion capital. 36 00:01:27,221 --> 00:01:29,166 Besides, there's something in Jim Morrison's grave 37 00:01:29,190 --> 00:01:30,667 I need to get back. 38 00:01:33,860 --> 00:01:35,738 - I don't get it. 39 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:36,940 What are we gonna do? 40 00:01:36,964 --> 00:01:38,208 Go around all week pretending Jack's here 41 00:01:38,232 --> 00:01:41,545 so Nina will go crazy and, oh, ho-ho-ho-ho. 42 00:01:41,569 --> 00:01:43,947 You're delightfully evil. 43 00:01:43,971 --> 00:01:46,783 - Yes, won't you join me? 44 00:02:01,555 --> 00:02:04,334 - I feel so guilty flying first class. 45 00:02:04,358 --> 00:02:05,602 - What's the alternative? 46 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:07,003 - Coach. 47 00:02:09,696 --> 00:02:11,475 - Are you serious? 48 00:02:11,499 --> 00:02:13,477 Maya, you're a deal maker now. 49 00:02:13,501 --> 00:02:16,045 Everything you do should say look at me. 50 00:02:16,069 --> 00:02:17,247 I'm powerful. 51 00:02:17,271 --> 00:02:18,315 I'm important. 52 00:02:18,339 --> 00:02:20,417 - Hey, isn't that your ex-wife? 53 00:02:20,441 --> 00:02:21,518 - Hide. 54 00:02:24,411 --> 00:02:25,411 - Jack? 55 00:02:27,448 --> 00:02:28,448 - Roberta! 56 00:02:29,350 --> 00:02:30,760 - This brings back memories. 57 00:02:30,784 --> 00:02:32,295 You hiding under a blanket. 58 00:02:32,319 --> 00:02:34,831 The only thing missing is my best friend. 59 00:02:34,855 --> 00:02:37,167 - Hey, not in front of my kid. 60 00:02:37,191 --> 00:02:38,368 Maya. 61 00:02:38,392 --> 00:02:39,603 - Hi, Roberta. 62 00:02:39,627 --> 00:02:42,305 - My oh my, I haven't seen you since you 63 00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:44,341 were in pigtails and braces. 64 00:02:44,365 --> 00:02:45,942 - Yeah. 65 00:02:45,966 --> 00:02:47,810 - I hope you sued that orthodontist. 66 00:02:50,371 --> 00:02:53,416 - My love, I put the dog in the window seat, yes? 67 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:55,619 - This is my boyfriend Ernesto. 68 00:02:55,643 --> 00:02:58,488 Ernesto, this is the sleaziest man on earth. 69 00:02:58,512 --> 00:02:59,512 - Ah, Jack! 70 00:03:01,748 --> 00:03:05,317 - Okay, precious, let's get you buckled in. 71 00:03:06,287 --> 00:03:08,198 - This is why I pay alimony? 72 00:03:08,222 --> 00:03:10,733 So her dog can get its own seat? 73 00:03:10,757 --> 00:03:12,536 - Oh, he loves first class. 74 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:14,404 You know what his name is? 75 00:03:14,428 --> 00:03:15,505 Jack. 76 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:16,529 Guess why? 77 00:03:17,531 --> 00:03:20,043 - Because she had him castrated, too? 78 00:03:20,067 --> 00:03:22,579 - No, because he humps everything that moves. 79 00:03:24,838 --> 00:03:28,451 It's so funny! 80 00:03:28,475 --> 00:03:29,752 Now it's awkward. 81 00:03:29,776 --> 00:03:30,587 I sit. 82 00:03:43,257 --> 00:03:44,367 - Hi, Nina. 83 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:46,503 You look real pretty today. 84 00:03:46,527 --> 00:03:47,704 - Oh, that's so sweet. 85 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:48,838 And who are you? 86 00:03:51,198 --> 00:03:52,975 - I'm Kevin. 87 00:03:52,999 --> 00:03:55,579 I've worked here for three years. 88 00:03:55,603 --> 00:03:58,248 I bring your mail every day. 89 00:03:58,272 --> 00:04:00,750 I said, hi, I'm Kevin, to you at the Christmas party 90 00:04:00,774 --> 00:04:02,819 and gave you the watch you're wearing right now. 91 00:04:03,977 --> 00:04:05,288 - Oh well, it doesn't matter. 92 00:04:07,147 --> 00:04:08,391 - Hey, you have voicemail. 93 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:11,428 - Oh, just leave it on my desk. 94 00:04:11,452 --> 00:04:14,664 - No, your phone, it's blinking. 95 00:04:14,688 --> 00:04:15,865 - It's supposed to blink. 96 00:04:15,889 --> 00:04:17,601 That's how you know it's plugged in. 97 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:23,762 You have 857 messages. 98 00:04:25,633 --> 00:04:27,244 - How did you do that? 99 00:04:27,268 --> 00:04:28,177 - It's easy. 100 00:04:28,201 --> 00:04:30,034 I could be your tutor. 101 00:04:31,338 --> 00:04:32,616 - Nina, we got a situation out here. 102 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:33,850 You better come quick. 103 00:04:33,874 --> 00:04:35,540 - What's the matter? 104 00:04:37,210 --> 00:04:38,777 - Oh cupid, why me? 105 00:04:41,081 --> 00:04:43,159 - Jack is very, very angry with you. 106 00:04:43,183 --> 00:04:44,093 - Why? 107 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:45,662 - Why, whoever knows why. 108 00:04:45,686 --> 00:04:47,464 - Whoa, whoa. 109 00:04:47,488 --> 00:04:49,198 I've never seen him so mad. 110 00:04:49,222 --> 00:04:50,900 Oh my god, Nina, what did you do? 111 00:04:50,924 --> 00:04:52,469 - What did you do? 112 00:04:52,493 --> 00:04:53,725 - I don't know. 113 00:04:54,928 --> 00:04:56,273 Look, Jack's been mad at me before. 114 00:04:56,297 --> 00:04:58,408 I'll just go in there, he'll yell and scream, 115 00:04:58,432 --> 00:04:59,809 I'll start to cry, he'll get a phone call, 116 00:04:59,833 --> 00:05:01,043 I'll slip out. 117 00:05:01,067 --> 00:05:03,880 The cycle of life continues. 118 00:05:03,904 --> 00:05:05,282 - Not this time. 119 00:05:05,306 --> 00:05:07,539 He only ate half his donut. 120 00:05:08,709 --> 00:05:11,554 - But Jack always eats his donut. 121 00:05:11,578 --> 00:05:13,423 Maybe it was his second one. 122 00:05:13,447 --> 00:05:16,693 - The point is he put one down. 123 00:05:16,717 --> 00:05:18,060 - Okay, then there must be some way 124 00:05:18,084 --> 00:05:19,862 I can get back on his good side. 125 00:05:19,886 --> 00:05:21,097 - I don't see how. 126 00:05:21,121 --> 00:05:23,800 Oh, by the way, Jack needs someone to 127 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:26,891 volunteer to be our official greeter. 128 00:05:28,061 --> 00:05:30,507 - What do you mean by official greeter? 129 00:05:30,531 --> 00:05:32,475 - Well, you know how at The Gap someone 130 00:05:32,499 --> 00:05:34,177 always says hello whenever you walk in 131 00:05:34,201 --> 00:05:36,579 to make you feel welcome? 132 00:05:36,603 --> 00:05:37,880 - I surely do. 133 00:05:39,306 --> 00:05:41,418 - Well Jack wants someone to try it here. 134 00:05:41,442 --> 00:05:43,886 He would consider it a personal favor. 135 00:05:43,910 --> 00:05:45,221 - Well, fine, I'll do it. 136 00:05:45,245 --> 00:05:46,456 - No, like hell you will. 137 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:49,091 I'm doing it and nobody can stop me. 138 00:05:49,115 --> 00:05:50,327 Welcome to Blush! 139 00:05:50,351 --> 00:05:51,828 Welcome, I'm Nina. 140 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:53,296 Hi, welcome to Blush. 141 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:54,597 So good to have you. 142 00:06:05,399 --> 00:06:07,243 - Look at them guzzling champagne 143 00:06:07,267 --> 00:06:09,111 and feeding pate to their dog. 144 00:06:09,135 --> 00:06:10,680 Their dog, Maya. 145 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:12,549 - Dad, don't get all worked up. 146 00:06:12,573 --> 00:06:13,850 I mean, sure she's a piece of work, 147 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:15,485 but we both have to move on 148 00:06:15,509 --> 00:06:17,354 and forget about how she mooed like a cow 149 00:06:17,378 --> 00:06:19,422 every time I ate a potato chip. 150 00:06:21,615 --> 00:06:23,360 - Ernesto, I have the hotel on the phone. 151 00:06:23,384 --> 00:06:25,717 Do we want one suite or two? 152 00:06:26,620 --> 00:06:27,831 - Two. 153 00:06:27,855 --> 00:06:30,700 We can open the door and play tag in the nude. 154 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:32,435 I love nudie tag. 155 00:06:34,094 --> 00:06:35,071 - You hear that? 156 00:06:35,095 --> 00:06:36,005 Two suites. 157 00:06:36,029 --> 00:06:37,674 She's bleeding me dry. 158 00:06:37,698 --> 00:06:40,777 God, if I could just convince her to marry that guy, 159 00:06:40,801 --> 00:06:42,412 I could get her off the books. 160 00:06:42,436 --> 00:06:43,413 - Hmm. 161 00:06:43,437 --> 00:06:45,314 - Who likes the pate? 162 00:06:45,338 --> 00:06:47,272 Oh, who likes the pate? 163 00:06:48,575 --> 00:06:52,444 - Or plan B, she mysteriously vanishes in France. 164 00:06:53,714 --> 00:06:55,091 It happens. 165 00:07:02,289 --> 00:07:03,466 - Thank you for choosing Blush. 166 00:07:03,490 --> 00:07:05,668 Please enjoy a complimentary issue. 167 00:07:05,692 --> 00:07:08,137 Take it, take it, oh, just take them all! 168 00:07:10,297 --> 00:07:12,041 - Nina, Nina, attitude. 169 00:07:12,065 --> 00:07:13,276 - Enough already. 170 00:07:13,300 --> 00:07:14,444 I don't know what I did to make Jack so angry, 171 00:07:14,468 --> 00:07:17,135 but I am sick of living in fear. 172 00:07:19,239 --> 00:07:20,283 - I wouldn't go in there. 173 00:07:20,307 --> 00:07:21,484 - Out of my way. 174 00:07:21,508 --> 00:07:23,408 Ow, Jack no! 175 00:07:24,411 --> 00:07:25,988 Ow! 176 00:07:26,012 --> 00:07:27,791 - What's happening? 177 00:07:27,815 --> 00:07:29,581 - Nothing, I slipped. 178 00:07:30,684 --> 00:07:32,495 How's it going? 179 00:07:32,519 --> 00:07:33,963 - Nina wants to tell Jack that she's tired 180 00:07:33,987 --> 00:07:35,498 of living in fear. 181 00:07:35,522 --> 00:07:36,365 - Not true, Jack. 182 00:07:36,389 --> 00:07:38,200 I find it exhilarating. 183 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:40,970 - Anyway, good news. 184 00:07:40,994 --> 00:07:42,672 In the midst of his rage, 185 00:07:42,696 --> 00:07:45,274 Jack says he's leaning toward taking you to Paris. 186 00:07:46,333 --> 00:07:47,744 - Really? 187 00:07:47,768 --> 00:07:49,579 - But he's worried about your foreign language skills. 188 00:07:49,603 --> 00:07:52,048 He wants you to translate this article in French. 189 00:07:52,072 --> 00:07:52,882 - What? 190 00:07:52,906 --> 00:07:53,716 That's crazy. 191 00:07:53,740 --> 00:07:55,217 I don't speak French. 192 00:07:55,241 --> 00:07:56,319 - Okay, I'll just tell him you said to go to hell. 193 00:07:56,343 --> 00:07:59,221 - No, no, no, wait, wait, wait. 194 00:07:59,245 --> 00:08:00,557 Maya speaks French. 195 00:08:00,581 --> 00:08:01,357 Maybe she'll help me. 196 00:08:01,381 --> 00:08:02,792 - Yeah, you go. 197 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:06,496 You think this is too mean? 198 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:07,752 - Aw, too mean? 199 00:08:08,922 --> 00:08:10,132 That's like asking if the Internet has 200 00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:11,389 too much porno. 201 00:08:13,126 --> 00:08:14,370 It doesn't. 202 00:08:16,897 --> 00:08:17,897 - Maya? 203 00:08:23,737 --> 00:08:24,737 Let's see. 204 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:41,520 Wait a minute. 205 00:08:43,790 --> 00:08:47,303 - You look really pretty when your head swivels. 206 00:08:47,327 --> 00:08:48,660 My name's Kevin. 207 00:08:49,830 --> 00:08:51,340 - Damn it! 208 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:52,575 Finch and Elliot have been making a chump out of me. 209 00:08:52,599 --> 00:08:54,343 Well, it's pay back time. 210 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:56,880 Are you any good at practical jokes? 211 00:08:56,904 --> 00:08:59,415 - Well, I've been in a bunch. 212 00:08:59,439 --> 00:09:01,784 - Good, then you're gonna help me. 213 00:09:01,808 --> 00:09:04,475 - But those guys are my friends. 214 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:09,191 You want me to throw them off the building? 215 00:09:23,764 --> 00:09:24,764 - Roberta? 216 00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:27,410 Roberta? 217 00:09:27,434 --> 00:09:29,646 - She's asleep, but you can talk to me. 218 00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:31,848 I love to listen. 219 00:09:31,872 --> 00:09:33,516 - How about that? 220 00:09:33,540 --> 00:09:36,441 So have you two ever thought about, 221 00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:40,189 I don't know, getting married? 222 00:09:40,213 --> 00:09:41,223 - Oh, how can I not? 223 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:43,026 She talks about it all the time. 224 00:09:43,050 --> 00:09:45,127 - Wait, she wants to get married? 225 00:09:45,151 --> 00:09:46,151 - Si, but I, 226 00:09:47,487 --> 00:09:49,933 Ernesto, I'm not so sure. 227 00:09:49,957 --> 00:09:50,957 - Uh-huh. 228 00:09:51,658 --> 00:09:53,937 May I give you some advice? 229 00:09:53,961 --> 00:09:55,504 - How can I say no, huh? 230 00:09:55,528 --> 00:09:57,440 You put the clothes on my back. 231 00:09:58,799 --> 00:10:01,410 - I guess I do, don't I? 232 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:04,513 - Your money becomes our money. 233 00:10:04,537 --> 00:10:06,515 Armani, get it? 234 00:10:06,539 --> 00:10:08,417 - I do get it. 235 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:10,720 - Jack, Jack, you are hurting me. 236 00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:14,323 - Hello, Dr. Peters? 237 00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:15,992 Hi, it's Maya Gallo. 238 00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:17,293 No, no, I got on the plane. 239 00:10:17,317 --> 00:10:20,162 That's not why I'm calling. 240 00:10:20,186 --> 00:10:21,186 It's her. 241 00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:23,733 She's here. 242 00:10:23,757 --> 00:10:25,835 Across the aisle. 243 00:10:25,859 --> 00:10:27,770 Yes, I did the confidence exercise, 244 00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:28,605 but what's the use? 245 00:10:28,629 --> 00:10:29,872 I'm no good at it! 246 00:10:31,197 --> 00:10:32,742 - What I'm saying is, 247 00:10:32,766 --> 00:10:35,745 Roberta is a very special lady. 248 00:10:35,769 --> 00:10:37,102 Warm, sensitive. 249 00:10:38,238 --> 00:10:39,749 Loves dogs. 250 00:10:39,773 --> 00:10:41,272 - Ah, I love dogs! 251 00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:44,621 But I am puzzled. 252 00:10:44,645 --> 00:10:48,813 Why do you say these things to me, Ernesto, her lover? 253 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:53,229 - Because I let Roberta slip through 254 00:10:53,253 --> 00:10:55,064 my hands and I don't want you 255 00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:57,700 to make the same mistake. 256 00:10:57,724 --> 00:10:59,002 - Well, well. 257 00:10:59,026 --> 00:11:01,537 - See, I've never told anybody this, 258 00:11:01,561 --> 00:11:06,009 but since Roberta and I split up, I felt empty. 259 00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:09,078 Sure, I've tried to fill the void with other women, 260 00:11:09,102 --> 00:11:11,881 but the truth is someone like her 261 00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:15,151 comes along once in a lifetime. 262 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:17,508 Ernesto, you're a lucky man. 263 00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:21,590 - I love that you envy me. 264 00:11:21,614 --> 00:11:23,459 And you have given me much to think about. 265 00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:24,861 - Don't think. 266 00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:26,062 Don't think. 267 00:11:26,086 --> 00:11:29,598 Just grab hold of her and never let go. 268 00:11:29,622 --> 00:11:30,622 Because... 269 00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:33,125 Because... 270 00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:36,405 I should go. 271 00:11:42,602 --> 00:11:44,268 The deal is in play. 272 00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:47,483 - What's wrong with the plane? 273 00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:04,033 Someone's in here. 274 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,634 Roberta! 275 00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:08,337 - I heard the beautiful things you said. 276 00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:11,741 All these years I never really knew how you felt. 277 00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:13,164 I want you, Jack. 278 00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:21,606 The next move is yours. 279 00:12:24,778 --> 00:12:27,423 - You are aware I've had six cups of coffee. 280 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:41,470 Roberta, please. 281 00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:43,272 We can't have sex in here. 282 00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:45,041 - Jack, that's not what I want. 283 00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:46,542 - Oh good. 284 00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:47,810 Just curious. 285 00:12:47,834 --> 00:12:49,779 Is it because I've put on a few pounds? 286 00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:51,680 - I mean I want us to get back together. 287 00:12:51,704 --> 00:12:53,482 This time we can make it work. 288 00:12:53,506 --> 00:12:55,918 What's standing in our way? 289 00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:58,020 - What kind of a question is that? 290 00:12:58,044 --> 00:12:59,622 I'm happily married. 291 00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:00,890 - I've heard those words before. 292 00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:02,458 I know they mean nothing. 293 00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:04,526 - Okay, okay that's fair. 294 00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:07,363 But what about Ernesto? 295 00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:08,297 - Well, I don't know. 296 00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:09,665 I'm not sure he's the one. 297 00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:11,834 - Are you kidding? 298 00:13:11,858 --> 00:13:16,205 He's very charming and practically bilingual. 299 00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:17,940 - But you said you still love me. 300 00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:20,409 - I do, and that's why I want to see you 301 00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:22,912 happy with somebody like Ernesto. 302 00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:24,613 He's a great catch 303 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:27,150 and he's totally devoted to you. 304 00:13:27,174 --> 00:13:28,818 - Mmm. 305 00:13:28,842 --> 00:13:30,787 What are you doing? 306 00:13:30,811 --> 00:13:32,521 - Being congratulated by you. 307 00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:34,791 I'm almost engaged to Roberta. 308 00:13:34,815 --> 00:13:35,815 - Oh, okay. 309 00:13:36,883 --> 00:13:39,428 - I hope you will come to our wedding. 310 00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:41,664 - Oh, sure, that would be nice. 311 00:13:41,688 --> 00:13:43,199 - And after the ceremony, 312 00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:45,434 I would be honored if you would be 313 00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:49,005 the first woman I consummate my marriage with, hmm? 314 00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:51,307 - Oh, I don't think you understand 315 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,075 what that word means. 316 00:13:53,099 --> 00:13:55,077 - Oh, I think I do. 317 00:13:55,101 --> 00:13:55,912 Mmm. 318 00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:56,745 - Oh. 319 00:13:58,438 --> 00:13:59,916 - Roberta, think back. 320 00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:02,551 Were we ever really happy together? 321 00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:05,476 I defy you to think of one example. 322 00:14:06,847 --> 00:14:09,658 - When we were on that cruise and we sneaked 323 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,182 into the lifeboat. 324 00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:19,668 - All right, but can you name one time 325 00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:22,872 when we were married to each other? 326 00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:25,741 - Well... - That's my point. 327 00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:28,010 Now think about Ernesto. 328 00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:31,113 Loyal, sweet, charming Ernesto. 329 00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:33,216 He would die for you. 330 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:36,007 And he's right outside that door. 331 00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:39,621 - He is pretty charming, isn't he? 332 00:14:39,645 --> 00:14:40,890 - Go to him. 333 00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:45,083 - You're right, Jack. 334 00:14:48,255 --> 00:14:49,565 Uh-oh. 335 00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:50,499 It's stuck. 336 00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:51,433 - Oh, quite kidding around. 337 00:14:51,457 --> 00:14:52,468 - I'm not kidding, it's stuck. 338 00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:53,903 - Well try the lock. 339 00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:55,204 - I already tried the lock. 340 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:57,039 - Okay, now I'm getting claustrophobic. 341 00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:57,940 Small box! 342 00:14:57,964 --> 00:14:59,208 Small box! 343 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:00,576 - Oh! Oh! 344 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:01,600 Oh! Oh! 345 00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:04,146 - Ooh! 346 00:15:06,472 --> 00:15:09,252 - Congratulations, you just joined the Mile High Club. 347 00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:10,819 - Watch your mouth, buddy. 348 00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:12,054 We were just talking. 349 00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:14,812 FYI, I've been a member since '63. 350 00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:17,293 Hey! Hey! Hey! 351 00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:23,766 - Oh, for god's sakes, 352 00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:25,101 how long does it take to download 353 00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:27,003 10 years of voicemail and reassemble 354 00:15:27,027 --> 00:15:29,272 the words into new sentences? 355 00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:32,074 - You promise we're goin' on a date? 356 00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:35,444 - Yes, yes, yes, now just wrap it up, brain cakes. 357 00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:36,712 - Okay. 358 00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:37,546 Check it out. 359 00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:39,015 Here's the old message. 360 00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:40,516 Where the hell are you, Nina? 361 00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:43,019 Elliot and Dennis are already here. 362 00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:44,653 - And here's how I altered it. 363 00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:48,657 Where the hell are you, Elliot and Dennis? 364 00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:49,858 - It's brilliant. 365 00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:51,794 Okay, now all we have to do is build 366 00:15:51,818 --> 00:15:54,030 some sort of realistic Jack puppet, 367 00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:55,731 put a tape recorder inside, 368 00:15:55,755 --> 00:15:57,699 and lower it into his office. 369 00:15:58,959 --> 00:16:00,769 - Uh, I was thinking we could just pretend 370 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:03,306 Jack is callin' them on the phone. 371 00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:05,563 - Hmm, two excellent plans. 372 00:16:06,532 --> 00:16:08,610 What to do, what to do. 373 00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:17,786 - I'm telling you, he was hitting on me. 374 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,288 - You must've misunderstood. 375 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:22,191 Italians are a very warm people. 376 00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:23,492 - He licked my hand. 377 00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:25,627 - It's their culture. 378 00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:28,097 If he didn't, it would be rude. 379 00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:31,022 Please tell me you licked him back. 380 00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:33,602 - I have amazing news. 381 00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:35,171 Ernesto just proposed to me. 382 00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:37,039 We're going to be married. 383 00:16:37,063 --> 00:16:38,374 - No? Really? 384 00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:39,475 That's great. 385 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,399 Isn't that great, Maya? 386 00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:46,282 - Um, Roberta, I don't mean to rain on your parade. 387 00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:48,317 - Of course, honey, but stop slouching. 388 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:49,718 When I first saw you on the plane, 389 00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:52,088 I thought who is that little buzzard? 390 00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:56,558 - Have a nice wedding. 391 00:16:56,582 --> 00:16:57,893 - Where are you going? 392 00:16:57,917 --> 00:16:59,195 To make a phone call! 393 00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:01,297 Shoulders back, dear. 394 00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:05,368 - Oh. 395 00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:07,792 Ah. 396 00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:14,643 Jack Gallo's office. 397 00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:17,513 Dennis, what the hell are you doing 398 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:18,636 in my office? 399 00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:21,150 - Just working, Jack. 400 00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:22,551 You should be working. 401 00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:27,623 I want you and Elliot 402 00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:30,692 to find the Donna Kline photos 403 00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:34,118 and send them to my hotel in French land. 404 00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:36,332 - French land. 405 00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:37,766 Do you mean France? 406 00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:40,069 - And who's Donna Kline? 407 00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:41,170 You heard me. 408 00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:43,094 If you value your jobs, 409 00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:45,696 donut mess up. 410 00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:51,213 - He sounded mad. 411 00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:52,814 - And I think he has the hiccups. 412 00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:55,507 - Let's go. 413 00:17:56,543 --> 00:17:57,786 - You're right, Dr. Peters. 414 00:17:57,810 --> 00:17:59,522 I should simply say, Roberta, 415 00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:02,158 I am a person with feelings and deserve respect 416 00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:04,460 and then just walk away. 417 00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:07,863 And once again I'm sorry for waking you up. 418 00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:09,365 Enjoy your honeymoon. 419 00:18:10,656 --> 00:18:12,056 Sorry, thank you. 420 00:18:15,128 --> 00:18:16,038 Hi, Jack. 421 00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:17,273 - I'm waiting for a cookie. 422 00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:19,475 I don't know where that stewardess is. 423 00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:21,043 - I have a favor to ask. 424 00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:23,011 You've done so much to make this marriage happen. 425 00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:25,381 Would you consider giving me away? 426 00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:26,848 - Oh, I'd be honored. 427 00:18:26,872 --> 00:18:29,418 In fact, it's all I've dreamed of. 428 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:30,919 - We're going to have it in this 429 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,854 beautiful old chapel we know in Paris near Montmartre, 430 00:18:32,878 --> 00:18:34,656 this Saturday around two. 431 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:36,825 - Why wait till then? 432 00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:39,495 When we land we can go straight to the church. 433 00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:40,729 - I'm not sure it's open. 434 00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:42,998 - Oh, then why not get married at the airport? 435 00:18:43,022 --> 00:18:44,200 It's France. 436 00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:46,068 There's bound to be cathedral there. 437 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:51,173 - Jack, you're such a good, good man. 438 00:18:51,197 --> 00:18:53,375 - Ah, I am a good man. 439 00:18:53,399 --> 00:18:54,399 In fact... 440 00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:59,948 Oh hell, Roberta, I can't do this. 441 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:02,072 Your fiance is a horn dog. 442 00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:06,077 - Ernesto! 443 00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:09,891 - I love love. 444 00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:15,097 - You gotta admit, he's very charming. 445 00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:16,532 - Roberta? 446 00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:19,768 I am a person with feelings and I deserve respect. 447 00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:20,969 And I'm going to have to ask you 448 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,472 to do some hard thinking about that. 449 00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:28,910 Wow. 450 00:19:28,934 --> 00:19:30,146 Bullseye! 451 00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:33,549 - Well look harder. 452 00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:34,983 The FedEx guy'll be here any minute. 453 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,285 - Well why don't you know where this stuff is? 454 00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:37,419 You're the photographer. 455 00:19:37,443 --> 00:19:38,354 - Why don't you? 456 00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:39,588 You're Jack's little house boy. 457 00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:41,157 - Oh, at least I've been to his house. 458 00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:43,459 - Oh, what, to serve cocktails in a sailor suit? 459 00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:47,163 - That was a Swedish blazer 460 00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:48,830 and everyone found it adorable. 461 00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,636 Still get compliments. 462 00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:55,271 Jack Gallo's office. 463 00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:57,540 What the hell are you doing? 464 00:19:57,564 --> 00:19:59,475 Dennis and Elliot. 465 00:19:59,499 --> 00:20:01,009 - Ah, we're just lookin' for the photos, Jack. 466 00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,011 - Yeah, we're just having a little trouble finding them. 467 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:05,614 - Maya, patience is running out! 468 00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:08,284 Elliot, smack Dennis on his butt. 469 00:20:10,343 --> 00:20:12,154 - Wait. What? 470 00:20:12,178 --> 00:20:14,823 To transfer out of voicemail, press five. 471 00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:17,326 - Wait a minute. 472 00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:18,994 - Kevin, you moron. 473 00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:19,928 - Can't help it. 474 00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:21,363 Your arms are naked. 475 00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:22,387 - Oh. 476 00:20:24,190 --> 00:20:25,801 - Wow, Nina. 477 00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:26,825 - Oh, ho-ho. 478 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:30,439 You gotta admit, she burned you good. 479 00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:32,675 - Me? 480 00:20:32,699 --> 00:20:34,943 Figured it out two hours ago. 481 00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:37,479 - You dirt, I was onto this thing from the start. 482 00:20:37,503 --> 00:20:40,616 - Yeah, well I was... We're pathetic. 483 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:41,617 - We got fried. 484 00:20:44,143 --> 00:20:45,554 Jack Gallo's office. 485 00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,022 Hi, Dennis, what's up? 486 00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:48,324 - Oh, cut the crap. 487 00:20:48,348 --> 00:20:49,491 We're on to ya. 488 00:20:49,515 --> 00:20:50,326 What's that? 489 00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:51,159 I can't hear you. 490 00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:52,027 - Oh really? 491 00:20:52,051 --> 00:20:52,861 Can you hear this? 492 00:20:52,885 --> 00:20:53,829 Bite my ass! 493 00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:55,030 - But bite mine first, please. 494 00:20:55,054 --> 00:20:56,198 - Yeah, butt sandwich. 495 00:20:56,222 --> 00:20:57,065 - Chomp it! 496 00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,922 Aye aye, get in there. 497 00:21:00,627 --> 00:21:01,537 - I'm sorry, Nina. 498 00:21:01,561 --> 00:21:03,004 I ruined the whole thing. 499 00:21:03,028 --> 00:21:04,707 - I knew we should've gone with the Jack puppet. 500 00:21:06,999 --> 00:21:09,044 - Okay, I'll be back soon. 501 00:21:09,068 --> 00:21:10,613 And I wanna get this straight. 502 00:21:10,637 --> 00:21:13,215 Whose ass should I bite first? 503 00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:16,852 - Jack, it's Nina. 504 00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:18,520 It's all my idea. 505 00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:22,824 - Yeah, no, it was worth a shot, yeah. 506 00:21:31,924 --> 00:21:36,372 ♪ Life keeps bringin' me back to you 507 00:21:36,396 --> 00:21:40,276 ♪ Keeps bringin' me home 508 00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:45,046 ♪ It don't matter what I want to do 'cause 509 00:21:45,070 --> 00:21:48,806 ♪ It's got a mind of its own 510 00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:54,189 ♪ Life keeps bringin' me back to you 511 00:21:54,213 --> 00:21:58,081 ♪ Yeah 33842

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