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Did it fall off again?
What's falling off?
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It actually burst
before it was too crowded.
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Just let me know when you start.
I'll probably make you scream.
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Stop, I haven't even started.
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Old man, what are you doing?
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What do you usually do at work?
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This is our bedroom!
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Where is the bastard?
over the fence, you know...
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You're right about that. Thank you, Runar.
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Have a good time, Halvdan.
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I can't take another second!
He is completely disturbed.
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Either you make sure that he
enters the nursing home
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or so it will be
no more bullshit!
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Cassandra, the cutest d...
No!
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Wait, Old Man.
Come on, Tyke... It wasn't yesterday.
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No, it's me, LillSnorre.
Yeah, he's also mean.
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It's a thing like me
would like to talk to you about.
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You're starting to be
quite old and dingy.
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There is a very nice home
for old people in Birka.
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Surely the Birkabos are pathetic?
Fading away among a bunch of old people...
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No, I myself think of you in battle
and come to Valhalla.
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I have sent for a longship
who will take the village's oldest man...
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The village's bravest warrior...
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to a battle against the Dana king.
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I have countless things with him.
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He was here in his youth
and did all my housework.
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Now the hour of revenge has come!
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Swallow your tears, Danes!
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Away, scumbag! Here it is
only I am fit for battle.
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What fight?
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I'm going to sea
and fight against the danakung!
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Cheers to the hen and the woman.
See you in Valhalla!
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Tyke also wants to fight against the Danes.
Me too�!
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I just had a fainting attack.
I can't keep up, typically...
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Wait,
let the Old Man take care of this himself.
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Tyke has always dreamed of giving
a Danish skull on a Dane.
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Listen to me, Tyke.
You do not place on this bet.
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You are too young.
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You can't come along, Tyke.
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Tyke never
join in on something fun.
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Chief LillSnorre, I suppose.
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Rakel, guardian of the home
Old fashioned. Carve under here.
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What�, "home"?
No, don't say anything. I understand.
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That's where we should be drilled
before we collide with the Dane.
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It has gone quickly
as you feel.
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No weapons
Of course, this is not the case.
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It's calm, you have weapons in place.
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Or how, "rapist" Rachel?
Sure.
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Then it was just the payment.
Should we pay to fight?
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No wonder p�
that the Viking age is coming to an end.
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Visiting hours are on Thursdays. Adj�.
Hey there!
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Lay out.
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Good luck, Old Man.
M� Odin was with you in the battle.
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What are you grinning at, miffo?
That you send him away right now.
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Yes, just when he was about to leave
and fight against the Dane.
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What's so funny about that?
He had prepared a blot for you.
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What for?
An initiation rite.
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Where you once and for all
proclaimed chief over Midg�rd.
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Wait, there's more to come.
He even thought of giving you a new name.
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Snorre the normal size.
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Snorre the normal size...?
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At Balder's Ball!
What have I done?
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Hey. Chief LillSnorre.
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Obsessed with the smelly old man.
Visiting hours are on Thursdays.
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Hall...?
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I wonder if I
can borrow him back.
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He must hold on
an important ceremony.
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He is undergoing treatment
which absolutely must not be interrupted.
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What kind of treatment?
We have developed a new method...
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which will revolutionize
the psychomedical world.
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Come in so he can see for himself.
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Bake bake small cake.
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Let's have a great taste.
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What have you done with him?
We use a patented brew...
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which consists of mushrooms.
We had to use a double dose on him.
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He thought he was here
to fight against the danakung.
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That was weird.
Yes, but he is on the mend.
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Except for baking
so he likes to press flower petals.
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No...
We hope to Christianize him.
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No, it won't, until then
can't he make me chief.
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In the contract it is stated that
Is obliged to pay compensation
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and let us keep the old man
until the old man dies
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of natural causes
or things considered natural
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as a result of something unnatural.
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There is nothing wrong with borrowing from an old man.
We have been involved in incidents.
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Relatives who steal their elders.
Now we take practical measures.
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Let's have a great taste...
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What is it? It looks like
you lie and think about nothing.
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No, I would never do that.
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I just feel a little weird.
Something is missing... or something.
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I myself have never met better.
You can breathe now that the Old Man drew.
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The trolleys can hang out the laundry
without it being haunted.
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Do you remember what you promised me
in case Old Man pulled?
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No...
It would be a lot of fun.
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In any case, we will not be disturbed.
Come on, LillSnorre.
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What is it, darling?
Come on then.
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What are you up to?
I only saw a little in sight.
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I thought you were…
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00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:08,400
Forget it, it's too sick
to explain. Now we drive again.
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00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:14,240
How awkward you are, darling.
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Don't you like
to take me longer?
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You must help me, Runar.
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What is wrong
when you see your girl as an Old Man?
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There's nothing wrong, LillSnorre.
Some have that disposition.
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I understand what is wrong.
What�, Pothead?
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You have been given a guilty conscience.
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I'm a Viking, I have no conscience.
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You are therefore not disturbed by the fact that you have
Goodbye, legendary Old Man
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00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:09,760
your father's advisor, to a home
for Christian Birka elders?
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You are right.
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00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:22,800
I have failed the Old Man.
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00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:26,840
Not so high.
You can wake the pyre.
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Tyke had just fallen asleep.
He has been crying all night.
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Guys, guys...
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We are going to Birka
and save the Old Man.
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Tyke, you will get to fight the Dane!
Huh?
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They have fucking big guards in here.
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The plan is to pry open the door
and secretly rescues the Old Man.
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00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:15,960
These fingers bring everything up. The
have experience from thousands of girls!
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00:12:16,040 --> 00:12:23,640
I have brought a son here.
Good, Halvdan. A donkey ear puller.
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00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:27,400
Exactly what we need.
It is a cult!
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A must
in every master thief's arsenal.
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Goodbye, Halvdan.
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It happens just as quickly
that puts Little Snorre to bed.
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You must be really good in bed.
We have been standing here for two hours now.
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Quiet, don't stress me!
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00:12:58,840 --> 00:13:05,360
So there, yes!
Master thief Halvdan is ready.
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Not a second too early.
Be ready with the weapons.
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00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:14,120
One, two, three...
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00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:27,160
Didn't check the master thief
in case the door was opened before?
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00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:34,160
The goat has read it!
Why didn't we just go in there?
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Or am I thinking completely wrong now?
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00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:43,720
The pothead has to do it again.
There is only one small problem...
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The cult came off when I pulled it out.
Why is it always like this?
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00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:59,160
I know how we do. We attach ropes
on the roof and makes a noise
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00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:06,360
lift the roof and then we pick
out Old Man. Nobody notices anything.
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00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:12,200
Anyone else?
Tyke can open the door.
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00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:17,520
Good, Tyke. Now maybe you understand
why he is my closest man.
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00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:24,240
Open!
We were supposed to surprise them.
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00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:35,320
Is it time to come home now?
Here you are hired to guard...
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00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:40,920
We have talked about it here.
Hall�?
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You heard, it's free to go.
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Tyke, knock her down.
No, she doesn't speak Danish.
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00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:54,640
Do it instead, Runar.
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00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:59,280
You shouldn't knock on girls.
They must be put on.
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00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:02,280
It's not a girl.
It's a scam!
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The Great Half
roads fight against traffic jams.
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I did it!
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Drop off...
Marauders.
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That's where we go, guys.
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Find the Old Man and we'll leave.
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Danish ace!
I knew you guys would show up.
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I have been watching every night.
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It's us.
Brave warriors of Midg�rd.
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LillSnorre, Runar, Tyke and
no more. We will take you home.
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00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:21,600
I probably recognize Danes
when I see them.
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Old man said
that there were Danes here.
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00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:30,640
Tyke also wants to fight
against the Danes!
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00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:36,920
�another youngster joining.
Together we will win.
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00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:41,520
Soldiers, ready. Attack!
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Old man!
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00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:34,520
Where am I?
Our great chief has awakened.
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00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:40,880
What happened?
The old men beat us down.
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Balder's dick!
Okay, just take it easy now.
165
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As soon as I have spoken to it
there disgusting long boiled for curring...
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I was talking about something else
disgustingly long-boiled until ready to serve.
167
00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:06,960
That was the day for medicines.
The thick here should get double.
168
00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:11,880
It's not me who's fat.
It is Halvdan who is fat!
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00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:18,160
So there, yes. Put him in house arrest
the group with Elof and Asbj�rn.
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00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:24,160
This corresponds to the number of patients
after this morning's loss.
171
00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:27,480
Now we are a full group again.
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00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:37,520
One, two, three, four...
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00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:41,600
Now the food comes on the plate
174
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and we get so fed up
175
00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:53,560
Look, guys. Cry again today!
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00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:57,800
Thank you, Sister Rachel
and thanks for the mushrooms.
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00:18:57,880 --> 00:19:02,480
Tyke wants to fly like a bumblebee.
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00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:09,360
I have just won over Sixten
in board games. Do you know what I won?
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His portion with crying!
180
00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:16,720
I have the best news in the world.
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Is it old time dancing tonight?
No, we will have new cases next week.
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With flowers all over the front.
Yes!
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No, that was the worst.
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00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:39,160
Do you know what I've been through?
to get that portion?
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00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:43,320
Sister Rachel, he owes me
a portion of gr�t.
186
00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:47,760
Yes�, LillSnorre
still trolling?
187
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Give him a double dose.
188
00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:57,560
Sister Rachel,
none of the shadows have visited.
189
00:19:57,640 --> 00:20:00,680
Yes, it's Thursday.
190
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:07,920
Cassandra, we are saved!
191
00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:19,320
I didn't mean you saved us.
We had planned to leave.
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00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:24,680
I had to sell kitchen appliances.
Now you can do the dishes instead.
193
00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:29,240
What happened?
Did Tyke really bake buns?
194
00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:36,760
It must have been all fungus.
I had half inside a aunt.
195
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You had it all in.
I lay on the bunk underneath.
196
00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:47,680
How could you find us?
The old man came back.
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00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:51,320
I understood that you had
done away with as usual.
198
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:55,400
Now they refuse to accept the Old Man again.
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00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:58,560
Do you know what it means?
200
00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:08,080
Old man, are you feeling a little better now?
201
00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:14,040
I have never met better
but you missed a peaceful one
202
00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:18,440
and historical type
against the Dane inside Birka.
203
00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:23,400
Found Gammelman the Danes
and Tyke didn't get to join?!
204
00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:28,360
Chin up, boys.
I have a surprise for you.
205
00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:34,480
I have prepared
a very special blot for you.
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Little Snore...
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Are you ready for a ceremony?
that makes you a real chief?
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I'm going to be chief!
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It's me who is LillSnorre.
Yeah?
210
00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:57,160
We cannot be ruled by a chief
called LillSnorre.
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From today you will be called
Snorre the normal size!
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Yes, finally!
It's too comical.
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LillSnorre tricks you home
and now he is appointed chief.
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What did he say? The home...?
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00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:25,400
He can be funny sometimes.
Shall we deal with the ceremony?
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Yes absolutely.
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Are you happy with the ceremony, boy washer?
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Would I be old and gagged?
219
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Shut up, Runar!
Soon it will be your turn.
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Wait a minute!
Cassandra, how beautiful...
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Yeah, you think so, huh?
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00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:07,200
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