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CAROLINA: All right,
mis amores.
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Your dad and I
are almost ready to head out.
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What do you do
at a handyman convention?
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You know what they say.
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BOTH: "What happens
at the North American Superintendent and Handyman
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"Trade Convention,
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"stays at the
North American Superintendent
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"and Handyman
trade convention."
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Who says that?
Uh, they do.
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Who's they?
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BOTH: The North American...
Got it.
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Well, parental units,
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as you embark
on your weekend journey to this boring work event
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you are both inexplicably
excited about,
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I want to thank you
for trusting me
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to care for our abode
and your youngest offspring.
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Kevin, that's so sweet.
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But we are not
leaving you here without an adult.
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What?
Abuelita's coming.
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BOTH: Abuelita?
(DOORBELL RINGS)
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Abuelita is here.
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Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait. Listen, we love Abuelita.
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She's really great.
But also, really scary.
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(SPEAKING SPANISH)
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(BOTH SPEAKING SPANISH)
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(SPEAKING SPANISH)
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Of course,
nothing makes me happier than seeing my children
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and my children's
children.
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Other people's children,
not so much. (CHUCKLES)
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Now, you two,
go and have fun.
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We will. Because you know
what they say.
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"What happens at the North..."
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DAVE: We'll be back Sunday!
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I love you so much.
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I love to spoil you rotten.
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But this is Abuelita's
house now.
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Wait, Abuelita.
Hey!
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You know that
I'm not a kid anymore.
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Maybe you can think of me
as more of your co-pilot this weekend.
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(LAUGHING)
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Kevin, I love your
senses of humor.
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Now, there is only one rule
in my house
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and that is that
you must follow all my rules.
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Now, hand over the phones.
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But...
Ah, ah, ah!
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No "buts" unless
they are doing chores!
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♪ Abuela's rules
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♪ They're not open
for negotiation
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♪ I keep my cool
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♪ Unless I see a need
for education
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♪ About responsibility
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♪ Mi amore
I told you both before
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♪ Don't leave your dirty shoes
In front of the door
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♪ But first things first
We clean every room
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♪ A vacuum is lazy
Here's a broom
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♪ Stop halting, no smirking
And don't you slouch
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♪ Now take this plastic
And cover the couch
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♪ Don't do it sloppy
We're not in a rush
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♪ Clean the mop with a sponge
The sponge with a brush
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♪ Don't give me that look
Don't get defensive
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♪ We hang all the clothes
The dryer's expensive
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♪ And we do not use
the dishwasher
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♪ You are the dishwasher
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♪ Abuela's rules
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♪ They're not open
for negotiation
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♪ I keep my cool
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♪ Unless I see a need
for education
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♪ About responsibility! ♪
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She's like a villain
whose superpower is scaring love into us.
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This is bad, but at least
we're having more fun than Mom and Dad.
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MAN: Plunge it! Plunge it!
Plunge it!
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I love tools!
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(SIGHS)
ABUELITA: Why did you stop cleaning?
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How did she know?
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'Cause we're done?
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Okay, you deserve
a break.
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Time for something fun.
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Can we get our phones back?
No, no, no. We can watch my novela.
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But we don't really
watch those, Abuelita.
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Then you can sit quietly
and watch me watch my novela.
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This one is crazy.
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It's about an innocent brother
and sister that are punished by a terrible old woman.
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She's my favorite.
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(DOORBELL RINGS)
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BOTH: I'll get it!
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Fred!
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Why haven't you been
picking up your phone?
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Hello there, Abuelita.
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Hello, Winifred.
Kevin is not allowed to have a girl over.
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I'm not a girl.
I'm a cousin.
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No exceptions.
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You're so much fun.
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You know what else is fun?
Watching the news, like, right now.
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Because maybe
there's an important...
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The other side of your family
is very odd.
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Abuelita, what if we
do Fred's fun idea and turn on the news?
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Not now.
It's novela time.
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What do we do?
I got a flan.
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You mean a plan?
No.
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A flan. Trust me.
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Abuelita,
you look famished. Want some flan?
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(SPEAKING SPANISH)
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Have I ever told you,
flan makes me sleepy?
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(SNORING)
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Veronica Hill, on the scene
downtown, where this enormous man-infant villain,
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Big Baby,
is causing mayhem.
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(WARBLING INDISTINCTLY)
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Sources have confirmed
that this biologically- altered menace
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is actually former
disgraced mayoral candidate, Bob Infantiberg.
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And Infantiberg
had disappeared from the public eye
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after his last embarrassing
double digit loss. Roll tape.
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Take it younger, taller,
not-balding candidates
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and mark my words,
I'll be back, taller and younger than...
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People close to Infantiberg
are not surprised
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by his villainous transformation.
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Including his longtime
ex-girlfriend,
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who was then a starry-eyed
news intern with her whole life ahead of her.
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Anyway, yeah.
This is a shock to nobody.
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(SNORING)
She's still asleep.
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We gotta get
to downtown, stat.
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Now, we gotta hurry...
Ah-ha!
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Where do you think
you're going?
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We just wanted
to get some fresh air.
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With the car keys?
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Yes, we needed
to drive to the park.
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That's where
the fresh air is.
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You know how
I feel about people who hide things from me.
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I never, ever, ever,
forgive them.
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But the park sounds fun.
I will join you.
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Are you sure, Abuelita?
We can go by ourselves.
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Of course,
but we are taking the bus.
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But it's only
a 10-minute drive.
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Ten dangerous minutes.
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But only one very safe hour
on under-funded public transportation.
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(SNORES)
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Kevin, she'll never
forgive us if she finds out I have powers.
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What are we gonna do?
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I don't know, but we
have some time to think of a plan before we get there.
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(CRASHING)
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Just tell us why
you're so cranky.
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Do you need a nap?
Do you need to be changed?
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No! Take me instead!
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(SCREAMS)
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He might be teething!
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Are you teething?
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Big Baby has continued
his tantrum of terror.
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Really? Bob,
if I were going to take you back,
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and I'm not saying I am,
a lot of things would have to change.
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A lot! Now, back to you,
at the studios.
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Hey, my cheap lunch
was in that very expensive van.
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Kevin, what do we do now?
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First we have to
wake up Abuelita.
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Abuelita!
Abuelita, no!
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What do you
think you're doing, making this mess?
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Who you?
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I'm Abuelita.
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Why are you
misbehaving?
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Four years,
I try become Mayor...
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Bob Infantiberg
loses to the younger, cooler,
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taller, not-balding candidate
for the 10th year.
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(PHONE RINGING)
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WOMAN: It's over, Bob.
I'm leaving you for Phil Youngerman.
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BIG BABY:
Me decide be candidate people want.
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A formula for make me young
and tall and hair.
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Formula make me
too tall and too young.
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Hair stay same.
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But now, Big Baby make town
mine, mine, mine!
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(SPEAKING SPANISH)
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You need a time-out!
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Mean lady.
BOTH: No!
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Carrying Abuelita
is against my rules!
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A little help here?
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GRETEL: Hey, you!
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Let go of my...
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Older Latin woman!
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Ow!
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Help!
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(SCREAMS)
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Take your feet off the table.
What are you, a savage?
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Kevin, I can't punch him
without hurting Abuela.
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What do we do?
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Look! The maracas
on top of the building!
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Use it as a rattle!
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(GRUNTS)
Hey, Big Baby, look at this.
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Shaky-shaky!
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No!
(SCREAMS)
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Gracias,
ninos superhero.
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You're welcome,
random abuelita I don't know.
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The beams on the truck!
Make him a crib!
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(CRYING)
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These are very
specific stores.
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Kevin! There you are.
Abuelita!
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You're okay!
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I'm fine.
Where is your little sister?
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Uh, she had to go
to the bathroom.
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Hey, what did I miss?
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Don't think
I didn't notice. BOTH: What?
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You let your little sister
go to the bathroom all by herself
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in the middle of
a giant baby attack.
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You should have at least
waited outside the door to make sure she was...
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Hey, my lunch.
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Well, it looks like
the nightmare is finally over.
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Not for me, because
I will forever carry the weight
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of the dating choices
I've made.
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Although, he is more sensitive
than I remember.
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No, Veronica,
don't do this again.
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Before you say anything...
We're so sorry.
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...we wanted to tell you
about Gretel's powers, but...
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Let me talk.
Look at this mess.
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You broke
all of Abuelita's rules.
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But sometimes you
have to break some rules to do the right thing.
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00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:06,106
Huh?
I am very proud of both of you.
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Wait, you're not mad?
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Shocked? Yes. Confused?
Yes. (LAUGHS)
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But, no. I could never
be mad at you for doing the right thing.
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You saved my life. Twice!
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We couldn't have
done it without you.
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You even stood up to him
without powers.
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Children need tough love.
But mostly, they need regular love.
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Oh, and Mom and Dad
don't know anything about this,
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so maybe we just...
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Say no more.
I'm good at keeping secrets.
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Your mother doesn't know
about my life as a Go-go dancer before she was born.
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Things we didn't
need to know. Agreed.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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♪ Hamster and Gretel
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♪ It's Hamster
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♪ Hamster and Gretel ♪
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