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♪ Who's the improbable duo
That you heard about?
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♪ Faster than a scooter
Stronger than metal
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♪ Who's the little girl
And her domesticated rodent?
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♪ Who's still standing
When you see the dust settle?
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♪ It's Hamster
Hamster, Hamster
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♪ Hamster and Gretel
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♪ If they can do it
Then nobody can
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♪ It's Hamster
Hamster, Hamster
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♪ Hamster and Gretel
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♪ There's also Kevin
In the minivan ♪
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I hate it when Mom and Dad
make us donate our old toys.
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This stuff
has sentimental value.
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Yeah, like my old talking
Tanya Doll, which you grafted a dog's head onto.
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I have an owie.
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How's spring
cleaning coming?
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Oh, I've always loved
your dog's-head doll.
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This used to be
talking Tanya, right?
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I need to be changed.
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You have been, munequita.
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Hey, look, it's my
old baseball trophy.
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Aw, fourth place.
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Recycling!
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Okay, your dad and I
are going out. Bye, kids. Bye, Churro.
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(YAPS)
Oh!
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And bye, Hamster.
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You say goodbye
to the hamster like he understands English.
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I can say goodbye to things
you don't normally say goodbye to.
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This is why I love
your mother, kids.
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(LAUGHS)
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Goodbye, boomers.
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Look what Churro found,
it's Mr. Grumpy Puss.
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Hello, little girl.
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Do you want me to read you
a bedtime story?
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Yes, yes, yes!
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Once upon a time,
there was...
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Ow, ow, ow!
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(LAUGHS)
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Mr. Grumpy Puss
always made me feel better whenever I was scared.
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You know what they say.
Dumb stuff beats scary stuff.
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I want a hug.
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Quiet, you
dog-headed monster.
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(PHONE RINGING)
Hello, there!
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Would you like me
to hit myself in the head?
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Hiromi! Hi.
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This is just Mr. Grumpy Puss
from when Gretel was little.
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She's still little now,
but she's grown a lot since then,
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and, you know,
just like how you've grown.
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I'm just gonna stop talking.
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Um, yeah, we're having
an anime mime troupe down at the shop.
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You want to come?
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I'm so sorry, I would love to,
but I have to take care of my sister
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while I throw away childhood.
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Okay, maybe next time.
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Keep it down,
I'm on the phone!
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Bye, Kevin.
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Bye! Uh, keep growing.
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"Keep growing?"
Stupid, stupid, stupid!
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(PHONE BLARING)
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Thank goodness, a crime.
There's a bank robbery on 4th and Main.
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Suit up, guys.
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I will never
get used to that.
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I'm gonna go and
find a parking space. You guys go ahead.
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This is so weird.
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It looks like these people
have been...
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Scared out of their minds?
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(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
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I was gonna say "hypnotized,"
but your thing is good.
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And it's gonna
stop right now.
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No one stops
The Nightmarionette!
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Wait, The Nightmarionette?
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(CRASHING)
What is that?
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It's a mashup.
"Nightmare" and "marionette."
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Put them together,
"Nightmarionette!"
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So, are you like a puppet?
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No. Let me start
at the beginning.
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I was a neuroscientist
working on a way to read people's dreams
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using electromagnetic waves.
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Wait, I brought
some visual aids.
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Come on,
come on, parking...
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Elephant parking?
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Don't even
think about it.
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And it projects
highly realistic holograms of people's fears.
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So, you're like a puppet.
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No! I just explained it
in great detail!
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Your name makes no sense.
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(READING)
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(GASPS)
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See?
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It projects highly
realistic holograms of people's fears.
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(LAUGHS)
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I couldn't find any parking.
Later, you weird puppet guy.
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I am not a puppet!
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I am a puppeteer
of fears and...
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(RECORD SCRATCHES)
They're gone.
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What's with that
toaster-scorpion thing?
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That's a nightmare I've had
since I was little.
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My stupid
little kid nightmares made me vulnerable.
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REPORTER ON TV:
This is an Action News special report.
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Guys.
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As our city descends
into chaos,
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nothing can stop this
nightmare-inducing villain
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from leaving our
law enforcement officers frozen in terror.
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I'm sorry. These are
the human-shaped ice pops.
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The villain's over there.
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Freeze!
No, you freeze!
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Oh, no, today
was the final exam and I forgot to study!
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Oh, no!
My fear of acid reflux has manifested into a taco,
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with human legs!
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This fearsome villain
calls himself The Nightmarionette,
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which is confusing because
he doesn't appear to be made of wood,
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or to hang from strings.
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I told him
it was confusing.
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(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
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No! No,
I don't wanna do weather. I went to journalism school!
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(SCREAMS)
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(SCREAMS)
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(MAN YELLS)
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(NOVELTY HORN HONKS)
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Wonderful chaos and fear.
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It hasn't completely healed
my low self-esteem, but I'm getting there!
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We've to get
back there right away.
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No. He'll just
zap you again with his nightmare ray.
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So, we're gonna
let him take over the whole town?
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We're not gonna give up.
I'll help you overcome your fears.
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It's called
immersion therapy.
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We learned about that
in psychology class.
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Like if someone's
afraid of spiders,
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they stick their hand
in a jar full of spiders.
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So, you're gonna stick
my hand in a jar of toaster-scorpion monsters?
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Something like that.
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And, Hamster,
I can help you overcome your fear, too.
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What was it,
some kind of tube or something?
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It is my challenge.
I must conquer it on my own.
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Also, the newspaper
in my cage needs changing.
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♪ When you're afraid
of something it's the last thing you wanna see
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♪ 'Cause it fills you
full of dread (GASPS)
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♪ Of course the only
thing to do is put it right in front of you constantly
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♪ Scorpion-body toaster-head
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♪ I know it seems cruel
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♪ And counter-intuitive
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♪ But it's beneficial, I swear
This isn't punitive
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♪ With things of scary terrory
will certainly take care of me?
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♪ Immersion therapy
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Is this really necessary?
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I mean,
they already wrote the song.
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(SCREAMS)
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♪ It may seem bad
but believe me, it's great
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♪ To give you lots and lots
and lots and lots of things that you hate
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♪ And maybe fear
turns out to be The fear evolved hysterically
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♪ The only cure that I can see
is more immersion therapy ♪
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I'm cured!
Let's go kick some Nightmarion butt.
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Wait, where's Hamster?
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He said he has something
he needs to work through.
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Hello.
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(GASPS)
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Hello, Joni.
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Hello?
I've been looking for you.
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Oh, gee. Um...
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I've sold a lot of hamsters.
I'm sorry.
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I don't remember you.
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You used to vacuum
right next to my cage. It frightened me.
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Oh, wow.
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I am so sorry.
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Okay, I'm good.
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Man, I should've charged more
for that hamster.
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Now, for the finale
of my puppet show of pain.
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(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
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(ALARM BLARING)
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(GASPS)
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(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
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Oh, my!
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And, now, I will rob
the city's gold supply.
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But that will cause
the entire economy to collapse.
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And how will that
make people feel?
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Angry?
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No.
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Uh, sleepy?
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No.
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Oh, oh, oh! Afraid?
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Yes, afraid. (LAUGHS)
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(BARKING)
(SCREAMS)
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Get away from me! No!
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Hey, Marion!
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Why don't you pick on someone
who's much smaller than you?
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With pleasure!
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(HUMMING PLEASANTLY)
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Got your nose.
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(ROARS)
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What?
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Did you use immersion therapy?
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Yep. My brother
learned about it in high school.
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And I got a B-minus!
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Then I'll have to look
a little deeper into your unconscious.
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Kevin, he can look deeper
into my unconscious!
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Oh, no, we haven't gotten
to that chapter yet.
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(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
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Oh, no.
Not the Blender-Lobster!
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Why are all of your nightmares
a kitchen appliance plus an arthropod?
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Because they're scary, Kevin!
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(SCREAMS)
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Kevin!
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It's just too strong!
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I have an idea.
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Yes, hide, little girl.
Maybe it won't find you.
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She's under the desk.
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(GASPS)
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He's so creepy.
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Hello, Gretel!
Gretel, over here!
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Once upon a time,
in a magical land of...
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Ow, ow, ow!
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...there was
a handsome prince...
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Ow, ow, ow!
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Ow, ow, ow!
(LAUGHS)
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...who forgot to wear
his helmet.
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Ow, ow, ow!
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(LAUGHING)
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Now, I'm confused.
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You're a puppet?
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You know what beats
scary stuff?
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Dumb stuff!
And when I really think of it,
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an arthropod
plus an appliance is pretty dumb.
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No!
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Yeah!
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Now, it's time for
your worst nightmare.
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A hamster?
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I'm not afraid of hamsters.
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Well, you should be.
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(GROANS)
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Thanks for helping me
overcome my fears, Mr. Grumpy Puss.
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Hey!
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And, you, too, Kevin.
(GIGGLES)
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Oh, I get it.
He's a marionette who gives people nightmares.
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No, I'm not a puppet.
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It's a mashup.
Like "brunch", "rom-com", "mockumentary"!
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MAN: You break it,
you bought it. And you broke all the harps in the store.
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Maria, we can finally
feed our children.
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And little Alfonso
can finally get his braces off.
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It's a miracle.
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Yes, Little Alfonso
got his wish.
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But most importantly,
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Gretel learned that there's
no problem that knocking a guy into a bunch of harps,
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can't solve.
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Wait, where did you
get those clothes?
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My costume change,
that's what stretches your disbelief?
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Meh. Fair enough.
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