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- Hey.
- Hey, ha, ha.
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Joey: Monica?
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What time is it?
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Uh, 9.
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But it's dark out.
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Um, well, that's because you always
sleep till noon, silly.
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This is what 9 looks like.
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I guess I'll get washed up then.
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Watch that sunrise.
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I'm really getting tired of
sneaking around all the time.
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I know, me too. Hey, what if we went away
for the whole weekend? No interruptions.
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And we could be naked the entire time.
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All weekend?
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- That's a whole lot of naked.
- Mm-hm.
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Yeah, I could say I have a conference
and you can say you have a chef thing.
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Oh, I've always wanted to go
to this culinary fair in Jersey!
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Ha, ha, okay.
You know you're not, though.
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- Right. Okay.
- Let's go.
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Wait. What about Joey?
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Hey, guess what I'm doing this weekend.
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Going to this culinary fair in Jersey.
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How weird! Chandlerjust told us
he's got a conference there. Huh.
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Oh, that's funny, ha, ha. Seems like
Chandler's conference could've been...
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In Connecticut or Vermont.
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I'm not in charge of where
the conference is held.
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Do you want people to think it's
a fake conference? It's a real conference.
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Hey. Joey & Monica: Hey.
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- Is Rachel here? I gotta talk to her.
- No, she's out shopping.
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- Damn.
- Chandler: What's going on?
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I told Emily to come.
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And I just need to, you know,
talk to Rachel about it.
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Wait a minute.
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So when Emily comes,
you're not gonna see Rachel anymore?
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I'm focusing on the
"I get to see my wife" part, all right...
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And not on the part
that makes me do this, huh?
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So you'll never be in the same room
together? How is that even gonna work?
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I have no idea. I mean...
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But I assure you, I will figure it out.
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It doesn't seem like it's gonna work.
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-Hi, guys.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Rachel: What's going on?
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We're flipping Monica's mattress.
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So I'm thinking, basically,
we pick it up, and then we flip it.
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That's better than my way.
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Oh, hey, guys, would you flip mine too?
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Chandler: Oh, man. Phoebe: Oh.
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Oh, look! A letter from my mom.
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So, rach?
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You know how Emily's coming, right?
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Oh, yeah. I know.
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Can you hear anything?
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Oh, yeah, somebody just said,
"can you hear anything?"
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Hey, Joey's ass.
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What are you doing?
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Remember when they got
in that big fight and broke up...
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And we were all stuck in here
all night with no food?
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Well, when Ross said "Rachel" at the
wedding, I figured it was gonna happen again.
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You know? So I hid this in here.
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Ooh, candy bars, crossword puzzles...
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Ooh, mad libs. Mine!
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Condoms?
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Hey, you don't know how long
we're gonna be in here.
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We may have to re-populate the earth.
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And condoms are the way to do that?
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Anyway, it all boils down to this.
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- The last time I talked to Emily...
- Aah! Oh, my god! Our dog died!
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- What?
- Oh, my god. Lapooh, our dog!
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Lapooh's still alive?
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Oh! It says he was hit by
an ice-cream truck and dragged for...
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- Oh! Oh, my god.
- Sweetie, we heard you crying.
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- Please don't cry.
- It's lapooh!
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I know, it's lapooh right now
but it'll get better.
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I can't believe it! We're here!
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Ooh, chocolates on the pillows!
Oh, I love that!
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You should live with Joey.
Rolos everywhere.
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- Oh. Okay, I'll be right back.
- Okay.
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Chandler: Oh, yes!
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Monica, get in here.
It's a high-speed car chase on!
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We're switching rooms.
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Oh, dear god, they gave us glasses!
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No, they gave us glasses
with lipstick on them.
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If they didn't change the glasses,
who knows what else they didn't change.
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Oh, come on, sweetie. I just want
this weekend to be perfect, okay?
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- We can change rooms, can't we?
- Okay.
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Okay, but let's do it now, though,
because chopper 5 just lost its feed!
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Hey, so, uh...
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You know how there was something
I wanted to talk to you about?
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Oh, yeah.
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Well...
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You know I'm trying to work
things out with Emily.
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Well, there's this...
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One thing.
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Okay, here goes.
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I made a promise that... oh, hey.
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- What?
- Your nose is bleeding.
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- Oh, god!
- You're bleeding.
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Ah. Ah, not again.
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This happened when my grandfather died.
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It's... ugh, sorry.
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Oh, gross, unh.
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Okay. So I'm sorry.
What did you wanna tell me?
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_um__ -ugh.
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Sorry. Sorry.
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Okay.
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I, uh...
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I can't see you anymore.
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Yeah, I know, it's ridiculous.
I can't see you, either.
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I think you'll find this room
more to your liking.
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Okay, great.
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They say he's only got half a tank left.
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Half a tank? We still got a lot
of high-speed chasing to do!
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- We're switching rooms again.
- What? Why?
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This is a garden-view room
and we paid for an ocean-view room.
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Our last ocean-view room
was unacceptable to you.
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Excuse me. Um, can I talk to you
over here for just a second?
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- Chandler.
- Yeah?
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Look, these clowns are trying to
take us for a ride. I won't let them.
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We're not a couple of suckers.
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I hear you, mugsy.
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But, look, all these rooms are fine.
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Okay? Can you just pick one
so I can watch the...
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Have a perfect, magical
weekend together with you?
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- Okay, this one I like.
- Nothing.
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Nothing. It's over.
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Damn it, this is regularly scheduled
programming!
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Can we turn the TV off, okay?
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Do we really wanna spend
the weekend like this?
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I'm sorry, am I getting in the way
of all the room-switching fun?
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- Ha, ha, don't blame me for ruining tonight.
- Who should I blame?
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The nice bellman who had to drag
our luggage to 10 rooms?
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Or the idiot who thought
he could drive...
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From Albany to Canada
on a half a tank of gas?
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Do not speak ill of the dead.
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We're supposed to be spending
a romantic weekend together.
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What's the matter with you?
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I just wanna watch a little television.
What's the big deal?
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Jeez, relax, mom.
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What did you say?
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I said, "jeez, relax, mon."
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Hey.
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Rachel, I've been wanting to tell you
something and I just have to get it out.
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Okay. All right. What's up?
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Okay.
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You know how you told me I should do
whatever it takes to fix my marriage?
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Yeah, I told you to give Emily
whatever she wants.
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And while that was good advice,
you should know that what she wants...
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Yeah?
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Is for me not to see you anymore.
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Well, that's crazy. You can't do that.
What are you gonna tell her?
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Oh, my god.
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Oh, you've already agreed to this,
haven't you?
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It's awful, I know. Uh, it's... heh.
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I mean, I feel terrible, but I have to
do this if I want my marriage to work.
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And I do. I have to make
this marriage work. I have to.
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But the good thing is, we can still
see each other until she gets here.
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Oh!
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Oh, lucky me! Oh, my god!
That is good news, Ross!
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I think that's the best news I've heard
since lapooh died!
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You have no idea what a nightmare
this has been. Uh, this is so hard.
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Oh, yeah, really? Is it, Ross?
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- Well, let me make this a little easier for you.
- What are you doing?
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- Storming out.
- Rachel, this is your apartment.
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Yeah? Well, that's how mad I am!
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Damn rolos!
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- Hey, you're back.
- Hey.
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How was your conference?
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It was terrible. I fought with
my colleagues for the entire time.
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Are you kidding with this?
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Uh, so your weekend was a bust?
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Uh, no, I got to see Donald Trump
waiting for an elevator.
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- Hi.
- Hey, you're back too.
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Yeah. Um, Chandler,
could I talk to you outside for a second?
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- How was your chef thing?
- Ugh. It was awful.
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I guess some people don't
appreciate really good food.
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Maybe it was the kind of food
that tasted good at first...
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But then made everybody vomit
and have diarrhea.
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- Chandler.
- Monica.
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I wanna know how much the room was.
I'll pay my half.
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Okay, fine. $300.
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- Three hundred dollars?
- Yeah. Just think of it as $25 per room.
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What are you guys woofing about?
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Chandler stole a 20 from my purse!
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You know what?
Now that I think about it...
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I constantly find myself
without 203, and you...
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Always have lots.
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You should've seen the look on her face.
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I don't want Rachel to hate me.
I don't know what to do.
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- You want my advice?
- Yes. Please.
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- You're not gonna like it.
- That's okay.
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You got married too fast.
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- That's not advice.
- I told you.
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I'm going to the bathroom.
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Man, if anyone asked me to give up
any of you, I don't think I could do it.
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Me neither.
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Maybe I could do it.
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Hi. Chandler: Hey.
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I know you guys heard about
the whole thing with me and Ross.
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But I've been obsessing about it all day
and would love not to talk about it.
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Uh, I don't know if this falls
under that category...
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But, uh, Ross is right back there.
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- That's not Ross.
- Oh, no, not that guy.
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He does look like him, though.
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Okay. Ross is in the bathroom.
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Oh, my god. It's happening.
It's already started. I'm kip.
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- What?
- Yeah, you're not kip.
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Do you even know who kip is?
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Who cares? You're Rachel.
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Who's kip?
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Kip, my old roommate.
We all hung out together.
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- Oh, that poor bastard.
- Mm-hm.
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See? You told me the story.
He and Monica dated.
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They broke up,
they couldn't be in the same room.
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You all promised you'd stay his friend.
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And what happened? He got phased out.
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- You're not gonna be phased out.
- Well, of course I am.
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It won't happen to Ross. He's your
brother, your old college roommate.
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It was a matter of time
before someone had to leave the group.
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I always assumed Phoebe
would be the one to go.
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Honey, come on, you live far away,
you're not related.
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You lift right out.
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Hey.
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Hey, Mr. Bing.
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That, uh, hotel you stayed at called.
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Said someone left an eyelash curler
in your room.
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Yes, that was mine.
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I figured you hooked up with some girl
and she left it.
228
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Yes, that would have made more sense.
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You know, I don't even feel like
I know you anymore, man.
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All right, uh, look, I'm just gonna
ask you this one time, all right?
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And whatever you say,
I'll believe you.
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Were you or were you not...
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On a gay cruise?
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I'm sorry about
the whole lifting-out thing.
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You gotta come with me.
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- Come where?
- Wherever I go.
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Come on, you and me, we'll start
a new group. We're the best ones.
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00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:11,596
Okay, but try to get Joey too.
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Pheebs, do you mind
if I speak to Rachel alone for a sec?
240
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Oh, sure, yeah.
241
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Bye, Ross.
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Forever.
243
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- Rachel: Ahem.
- Hi.
244
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:34,619
What are you doing here?
Isn't this against the rules?
245
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,456
I talked to Monica.
246
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:43,794
Look, I'm the one who made the choice.
247
00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:46,797
I'm the one who's making things change.
248
00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:50,343
So I should be the one to,
you know, step back.
249
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:53,596
- Oh, Ross...
- No, no, it's okay. Really.
250
00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:56,557
Plenty of people just see
their sisters at Thanksgiving...
251
00:16:56,724 --> 00:17:00,603
And just see their college roommates
at reunions...
252
00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:03,856
And just see Joey at burger king.
253
00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:09,904
So is that better?
254
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,993
No, it's not better.
255
00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:19,038
I still don't get to see you.
256
00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:25,294
Well, what would you do, rach?
If you were me, what would you do?
257
00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:33,386
Well...
258
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:37,139
For starters, I would have said
the right name at my wedding.
259
00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:46,148
I can't believe this is happening.
260
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I know.
261
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I am so sorry.
262
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I know that too.
263
00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:07,420
Ahem. Hey, rach?
264
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:12,049
Sorry to interrupt, but, uh, Phoebe said
you wanted to talk to me about a trip.
265
00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:20,725
-Hey.
266
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,603
I just came over to drop off...
267
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,521
Nothing.
268
00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:31,110
So that weekend kind of sucked, huh?
269
00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:33,112
Yeah, it did.
270
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:35,906
So I guess this is over?
271
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:39,869
- What?
- Well, you know, you and me.
272
00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:41,746
I mean, it had to end sometime.
273
00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:44,248
Why exactly?
274
00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:46,834
Because of the weekend. We had a fight.
275
00:18:47,001 --> 00:18:49,503
Chandler, that's crazy.
276
00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:53,090
Ha, ha. If you give up every time
you have a fight with someone...
277
00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:56,052
You'd never be with anyone
longer than...
278
00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:04,518
So this isn't over?
279
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,564
You are so cute!
280
00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:13,653
No, no. It was a fight.
281
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:18,157
You deal with it and you move on.
It's nothing to freak out about.
282
00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:21,827
- Really? Okay, great.
- Heh.
283
00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:24,997
Aw. Welcome to an adult relationship.
284
00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:30,252
We're in a relationship?
285
00:19:33,464 --> 00:19:36,509
- I'm afraid so.
- Okay.
286
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:43,599
- Hey.
- Hey.
287
00:19:43,766 --> 00:19:47,144
Oh, hey, Monica, I heard you saw
Donald Trump at your convention.
288
00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:49,397
Yeah, saw him waiting for an elevator.
289
00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:55,236
Rach, can I borrow your eyelash curler?
I lost mine.
290
00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:57,363
Yeah, it's in the bathroom.
291
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,953
Oh! Oh!
292
00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:06,122
- Joey, can I talk to you for a second?
- Ooh, oh!
293
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:08,874
- Joey, I need to talk to you.
- Oh! Oh!
294
00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:11,001
Oh, oh, oh!
295
00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:27,184
You? And you?
296
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:30,354
Yes, but you cannot tell anyone.
No one knows.
297
00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:32,356
But how? When?
298
00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:35,234
- It happened in London.
- In London!
299
00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:41,699
The reason we didn't tell anyone was
we didn't wanna make a big deal out of it.
300
00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:45,578
But it is a big deal!
I have to tell someone!
301
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:48,289
No, no, no. You can't.
302
00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:51,625
Please, please. We just don't wanna
deal with telling everyone.
303
00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:54,128
Please, just promise you won't tell.
304
00:20:57,715 --> 00:20:59,842
All right.
305
00:21:00,885 --> 00:21:03,345
Man, this is unbelievable!
306
00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:06,515
I mean, it's great! But...
307
00:21:07,391 --> 00:21:10,060
- I know. It's great! Ha, ha.
- Ha, ha.
308
00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:12,938
Oh, I don't wanna see that!
309
00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:18,110
We're so stupid.
310
00:21:18,319 --> 00:21:21,697
Do you know what's going on in there?
They're trying to take Joey.
311
00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:32,333
"The most popular Phoebe in tennis
is called the overhand Phoebe. Heh.
312
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:35,878
If you win, you must slap your opponent
on the Phoebe and say, 'hi, Phoebe!'"
313
00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:40,883
Oh, that's cute.
We really all enjoyed it.
314
00:21:41,050 --> 00:21:43,135
- But you know it doesn't count.
- For what?
315
00:21:43,344 --> 00:21:47,348
Just count in our heads as good mad libs.
316
00:21:48,015 --> 00:21:50,351
Chandler: I guess fun time's over.
Joey: Yeah, I'm done.
317
00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:52,978
Wait, guys, if we follow the rules...
318
00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:55,523
It's still fun and it means something.
319
00:21:55,689 --> 00:21:57,024
Chandler: I'm gonna take off.
320
00:21:57,191 --> 00:21:59,443
Guys, rules are good!
321
00:21:59,610 --> 00:22:01,403
Rules help control the fun.
322
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:04,323
Oh!
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