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Previously on Young
Sheldon... Can we talk?
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I'm pregnant.
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You've got a lot
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going on right now.
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Maybe take some time off,
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focus on things at home.
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Hold on.
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Are you firing her?
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Hey, George.
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What's up?
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Georgie and I
ran into a little...
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problem at the border.
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What border?
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The Mexican one.
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We got arrested.
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What?
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Who is it?
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Arrested?
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What do you mean, arrested?
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I don't know. Some
problem with Customs.
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What were they doing
in Mexico? I don't know.
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Why didn't they tell
us they were going?
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How many times I
got to say I don't know?
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All right, what do you know?
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Well, they're probably
gonna have to pay some fine,
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and-and they're gonna need cash.
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My son is gonna
be in jail overnight?
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What about your mother?
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Oh, she's been there before.
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Meemaw's in jail? Uh...
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No.Forget about it.
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Forget about it? Do I need to
remind you I remember my birth?
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Go to your room.
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That was a rough day.
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Rough day for me.
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Wait here.
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You see what I see?
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What?
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An open window.
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You want to make a run for it?
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You got a better plan?
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Yes.
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You shutting up.
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Son of a bitch.
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New shirt.
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You give me some
seltzer, I can get that
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right out.Shh.
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Sorry. So,
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smuggling cigarettes.
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Your Honor, there
was no smuggling.
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This is a... misunderstanding.
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400 cartons of
undeclared cigarettes?
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Is that over the limit?
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By 399.
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I told you not to talk.
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And he told you not to talk.
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All right.
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Here's youroptions:
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plead not guilty, post a bond,
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come back here for a trial,
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which you will lose,
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because you're guilty.
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Or? Plead guilty,
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pay a fine
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and I never see your face again.
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But we get the
cigarettes back, right?
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No.
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How much is the fine?
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Why don't we say $2,500?
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Let's say $500.
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This is not a negotiation.
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I hear ya.
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$750.
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We're done.
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Leon, get these
clowns out of here.
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Your Honor, please,
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I really need those
cigarettes back.
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My girlfriend's
gonna have my baby
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and I was gonna sell 'em to
help pay for the medical expenses.
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That's a touching story.
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Leon!
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Sorry.
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Too much Mountain Dew.
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Take 'em back to holding.
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How 'bout $1,000 and
you can keep my grandson?
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What is happening to our family?
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I know. Georgie
and Meemaw in jail.
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Mom getting kicked
out of the church.
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Georgie having a
baby out of wedlock.
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You know what this
means, don't you?
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What?
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We really are white trash.
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Speak for yourself.
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I'm in college on a full ride.
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But I wish y'all luck.
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I really appreciate this, Dale.
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Smuggling cigarettes?
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What the hell was she thinking?
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It was Georgie's idea.
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Well, that makes more sense.
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Well,
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whose truck we taking?
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You're coming?
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My ex-girlfriend in jail
at the Mexican border?
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I got to take pictures.
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All right, I'll drive.
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But we got to stop and get film.
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Who you spying on?
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Meemaw's house.
There's a strange woman
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loitering on her porch.
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Let me see.
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Should we call the police?
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Nah, she's too pretty
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to be a burglar.
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I don't think that's
how that works.
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Connie? Are you okay?
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All right, I'm coming in.
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Freeze, dirtbag.
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Who are you?
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No, no, we have
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the moral high ground here.
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Yeah. Who are you?
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I'm a friend of the
lady that lives here.
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I'm worried about her.
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That's no lady.
That's our meemaw.
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Are you Georgie's
brother and sister?
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Yeah.
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I'm Mandy.
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I'm Georgie's...
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I'm Mandy.
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Oh, really?
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Yeah, really.
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And I'm worried
about your meemaw.
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Well, you don't have
to be. She's fine.
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She is?
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Yes, Sheldon, she is.
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So she's not in jail?
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She's in jail?
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Well, I thought
so, but maybe not.
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So why is Connie in jail?
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That's family business.
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Although Mandy is
carrying Georgie's baby
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and Georgie's
also in jail, so...
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Georgie's in jail?!
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Why are you still talking?
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That is a valid question.
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It's past my bedtime.
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Good. Go.
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Nice meeting you!
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So, what happened?
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All I know is they had
a problem at the border.
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Something about
smuggling cigarettes.
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What an idiot.Hey.
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He was just trying to make
money 'cause you got pregnant.
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Oh, so this is my fault?
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He didn't make that
baby on his own.
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Look, you're just a kid, okay?
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You don't understand
what's going on here.
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I know my mom lost her job
and got kicked out of the church
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because you won't
marry my brother.
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I didn't know that.
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So did I win this argument?
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Feels like I did.
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Okay, God,
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we need to talk.
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Are you testing me?
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Is this a test?
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Am I Mrs. Job?
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I try to be a good
person, but...
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lately, it feels like you
are smacking me down
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every chance you get.
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And I know that that might
sound a little ungrateful right now,
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as I load my new dishwasher...
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That I love...
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But can't you pick on
someone else for a while?
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Who are you talking to?
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God. To yourself. Got it.
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And you think, like Job,
God is testing your faith?
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Sure would explain
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all the bad things that
have been happening.
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So believing in a god
who's going out of his way
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to ruin your life
is more comforting
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than believing
there's no God at all?
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Isn't it past your bedtime?
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I know. Good night.W-Wait.
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Where's your sister?
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At Meemaw's, talking to Mandy.
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What? Why?
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Can we table this for tomorrow?
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I'm running on fumes.
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So instead of traveling
around the country with me,
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she'd rather smuggle
cigarettes and rot in jail.
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How the hell is that
supposed to make me feel?
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I don't know.
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Bad?
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Damn right, bad.
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Treated that woman like a queen.
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Didn't you break up with her?
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That was a bluff.
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Never thought she'd call it.
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Well, you are
coming to her rescue.
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Maybe this'll turn
things around.
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Who says I want her back?
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Great, you don't want
her back. Let's drop it.
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I will say one thing.
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I miss the sex.
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Oh, God.
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She is vivacious.
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And not just for
a woman her age.
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Oh, look, a hitchhiker.
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Let's pick him up.
Maybe he'll kill me.
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Do you hate Georgie?
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No. No, Georgie's a good guy.
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If anything, I hate myself
for making bad decisions.
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Like having sex before marriage?
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More like having
tequila before sex.
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Hey.
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What's going on here?
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Mandy was just telling
me how she got pregnant.
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No, no... But you said...
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No. No.
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Uh, are Georgie and Connie okay?
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Um, I hope so.
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My husband just went
down there to get 'em out.
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Okay. That's good.
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Okay, I guess I'll get going.
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It... was nice seeing ya.
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I'm sorry about your
troubles with the church.
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What did you tell her?
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Just the highlights.
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Oh! I forgot I punched
out a kid in Sunday school.
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You don't have
to tell her all that.
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Maybe she'll feel guilty
and marry Georgie.
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No.
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How ya holding up?
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Not so good.
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Kid ain't even born yet and
I'm already a terrible father.
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You're not terrible.
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A terrible father
would've walked away.
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Thank you.
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Was my dad real pissed off?
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No.
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He was positively giddy
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about having to drive eight
hours down to the border
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to bail your ass out.
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Your ass, too.
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Yeah, but I like it
when he's pissed at me.
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This'll be a cool story
to tell my kid someday.
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Sure.
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Oh. You know what
would be awesome?
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If it was a boy, we
name him Winston.
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You know, like the cigarettes?
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And if it's a girl, we
could name her Virginia.
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Virginia Slims.
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Okay.
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I think that's enough
of you for now.
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Evening!
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Mary.
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Evening.
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How come George ain't
taking out the garbage?
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He's, uh...
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I am perfectly capable of
taking the trash cans out.
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'Course.
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You are woman... hear you roar.
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Hmm.
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Um...
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I sure hope we're still gonna
see y'all in church tomorrow.
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Thank you. Um...
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I'll think about it.
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How's Georgie and his,
uh, young lady friend?
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Great. They're great.
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Has anything changed
vis-à-vis their... nuptials?
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Nope. Baby's gonna be a bastard.
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00:10:32,413 --> 00:10:33,980
That's what you're
implying, isn't it?
275
00:10:34,024 --> 00:10:37,027
Not a word I like to use.
276
00:10:37,071 --> 00:10:40,203
But, most important,
a happy, healthy...
277
00:10:40,248 --> 00:10:41,249
Bastard.
278
00:10:41,292 --> 00:10:43,337
What you said.
279
00:10:43,380 --> 00:10:44,600
Good night, Pastor.
280
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,123
God bless.
281
00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:04,706
Yeah?
282
00:11:04,750 --> 00:11:06,360
I can't sleep.
283
00:11:06,403 --> 00:11:07,404
Me neither.
284
00:11:07,448 --> 00:11:09,190
This whole Mandy
thing is a mess.
285
00:11:09,232 --> 00:11:11,582
If you mean the
nomenclature, I agree.
286
00:11:11,626 --> 00:11:12,889
Norman who?
287
00:11:12,932 --> 00:11:14,543
Nomenclature... The
system of devising
288
00:11:14,586 --> 00:11:16,023
or choosing names for things.
289
00:11:16,066 --> 00:11:18,111
For example, if Mandy
and Georgie were married,
290
00:11:18,154 --> 00:11:19,634
she'd be our sister-in-law.
291
00:11:19,678 --> 00:11:20,679
But they're not.
292
00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:21,898
Exactly.
293
00:11:21,942 --> 00:11:23,639
So we need a term for
the unmarried mother
294
00:11:23,682 --> 00:11:24,945
of our future niece or nephew.
295
00:11:24,988 --> 00:11:26,860
How 'bout "Mandy"?
296
00:11:26,903 --> 00:11:30,080
Follow me... if we knew the
sex of the baby and it was a boy,
297
00:11:30,124 --> 00:11:32,299
I was thinking we could
call Mandy "nephewterus,"
298
00:11:32,342 --> 00:11:34,605
because she'd be having
a nephew in her uterus.
299
00:11:34,649 --> 00:11:37,653
However, "nieceuterus"
just doesn't hit the ear right.
300
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,088
I still think "Mandy" works.
301
00:11:39,133 --> 00:11:40,493
Now, there is a
gender-neutral term
302
00:11:40,524 --> 00:11:42,918
coined by linguist Samuel
Martin in the 1950s,
303
00:11:42,962 --> 00:11:45,616
which takes the "N" from
"niece" or "nephew" with "sibling"”
304
00:11:45,661 --> 00:11:46,662
to get "nibling."
305
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,707
So she'd be our nibling?
306
00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:50,230
No, the baby's the nibling.
307
00:11:50,274 --> 00:11:53,190
Mandy would be either the
niblingess or the niblinger.
308
00:11:53,234 --> 00:11:55,802
Or, in a swerve from our
traditional German suffixes,
309
00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:56,802
"niblingo."
310
00:11:56,846 --> 00:11:57,890
That one.
311
00:11:57,933 --> 00:11:59,761
Oh, yeah, that one's the winner.
312
00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:02,808
Sadly, "niblingo"
never quite caught on.
313
00:12:02,851 --> 00:12:05,681
But that doesn't stop me
from using it inScrabble.
314
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:06,812
This is
315
00:12:06,855 --> 00:12:08,466
gonna be my Christmas card.
316
00:12:08,989 --> 00:12:10,511
What the hell?
317
00:12:11,730 --> 00:12:12,774
What are you doing here?
318
00:12:12,818 --> 00:12:14,298
I'm saving ya.
319
00:12:14,341 --> 00:12:16,212
You think I got that kind
of cash lying around?
320
00:12:16,256 --> 00:12:18,475
He doesn't. That's
why I'm saving you.
321
00:12:18,519 --> 00:12:20,129
Well, damn.
322
00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:22,741
Georgie, come on.
Five more minutes.
323
00:12:22,784 --> 00:12:23,786
Now!
324
00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:25,527
Okay! Okay.
325
00:12:26,528 --> 00:12:27,963
Fine's paid. Let's go.
326
00:12:28,008 --> 00:12:30,357
I'm really sorry
about this, Dad.
327
00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:32,576
We'll talk about it in the car.
328
00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:35,711
Well, it's just you and me.
329
00:12:35,754 --> 00:12:36,972
Great.
330
00:12:37,017 --> 00:12:39,105
Yeah, it is. 'Cause
I'm saving ya.
331
00:12:46,504 --> 00:12:48,636
I know I messed up.
332
00:12:48,679 --> 00:12:50,203
Mm-hmm.
333
00:12:50,246 --> 00:12:51,988
And I'm gonna pay you back.
334
00:12:52,032 --> 00:12:53,206
Every penny.
335
00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:54,817
Mm-hmm.
336
00:12:56,384 --> 00:12:59,342
You get that I was doing
this for the baby, right?
337
00:13:00,344 --> 00:13:01,868
I do.
338
00:13:02,738 --> 00:13:03,932
Which, when you think about it,
339
00:13:03,956 --> 00:13:06,524
could be a reason
to be proud of me.
340
00:13:08,134 --> 00:13:11,094
Take some time. Think about it.
341
00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:17,578
When I get the pictures
developed, you want copies?
342
00:13:17,621 --> 00:13:19,841
No.
343
00:13:20,886 --> 00:13:22,975
Jail's made you cranky.
344
00:13:26,543 --> 00:13:28,850
Still haven't heard "thank you."
345
00:13:28,894 --> 00:13:30,244
Thank you.
346
00:13:30,287 --> 00:13:32,855
Those are the words, but...
347
00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:34,378
just not feeling it.
348
00:13:35,379 --> 00:13:36,684
I'm tired.
349
00:13:36,727 --> 00:13:38,860
I'm sore. I'm embarrassed.
350
00:13:38,904 --> 00:13:40,863
Could we just...
351
00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:43,386
please not?
352
00:13:45,519 --> 00:13:47,086
Sorry.
353
00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:52,614
Did you have to join any
gangs when you were in there?
354
00:13:54,789 --> 00:13:56,618
Can I ask you something?
355
00:13:56,661 --> 00:13:58,227
What?
356
00:13:59,054 --> 00:14:00,927
Were you scared when
Mom got pregnant with me?
357
00:14:00,970 --> 00:14:03,015
I was terrified.
358
00:14:03,798 --> 00:14:05,408
Huh.
359
00:14:05,452 --> 00:14:06,975
Why? You scared?
360
00:14:07,802 --> 00:14:08,759
Yeah.
361
00:14:08,803 --> 00:14:09,892
Good.
362
00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:11,197
You'd be a fool if you weren't.
363
00:14:11,937 --> 00:14:13,330
I don't know what I'm doing.
364
00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:15,028
I don't know what's
expected of me.
365
00:14:15,071 --> 00:14:17,769
At least you and Mom got
married and were a team.
366
00:14:18,596 --> 00:14:21,033
Yeah, you got it
rougher than me.
367
00:14:21,076 --> 00:14:23,514
Does it ever stop being scary?
368
00:14:23,557 --> 00:14:26,561
I got a call from the Mexican
border that my son was in jail.
369
00:14:26,604 --> 00:14:27,562
What do you think?
370
00:14:27,605 --> 00:14:29,346
Fair point.
371
00:14:29,389 --> 00:14:30,433
Sorry.
372
00:14:32,219 --> 00:14:34,786
It's not all scary.
There's fun parts.
373
00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:36,178
Like what?
374
00:14:37,572 --> 00:14:39,966
We went to the beach
once. That wasn't bad.
375
00:14:40,009 --> 00:14:41,576
Well, regardless,
it's happening.
376
00:14:41,619 --> 00:14:42,620
I'm gonna be a dad.
377
00:14:43,838 --> 00:14:45,927
Yes, you are.
378
00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:49,062
I hope I'm as good
a dad as you are.
379
00:14:49,105 --> 00:14:50,932
Don't try to butter me up.
380
00:14:50,976 --> 00:14:53,066
You saw that,
huh? Yeah, I saw it.
381
00:14:53,109 --> 00:14:55,110
Boy, you are smart.
382
00:14:57,287 --> 00:14:59,811
Just to be clear, I'm gonna
pay you back every cent.
383
00:14:59,855 --> 00:15:01,596
Ah. Don't worry about it.
384
00:15:01,639 --> 00:15:04,337
I am worrying about it. Well,
385
00:15:04,380 --> 00:15:06,470
think of the money as a gift.
386
00:15:06,514 --> 00:15:08,820
That I'm gonna be
holding over your head.
387
00:15:08,864 --> 00:15:10,474
Well, that doesn't work for me.
388
00:15:12,519 --> 00:15:14,609
How 'bout...
389
00:15:14,652 --> 00:15:15,914
when we get home...
390
00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:18,568
I make it up to ya?
391
00:15:21,745 --> 00:15:23,399
Now, hold on. You want to...
392
00:15:23,443 --> 00:15:27,490
you want to wipe out a $2,500
debt with one roll in the hay?
393
00:15:27,534 --> 00:15:29,798
Are you saying I'm not worth it?
394
00:15:29,841 --> 00:15:31,036
I'm saying it's a lot of money.
395
00:15:31,059 --> 00:15:32,888
Never mind.
Offer's off the table.
396
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,585
No, no, no, wait a
minute. Hang on.
397
00:15:34,629 --> 00:15:36,109
Too late. Too late.
398
00:15:36,152 --> 00:15:38,501
Hey, I was thinking
a fair price would be...
399
00:15:38,546 --> 00:15:39,807
$500 a roll.
400
00:15:39,850 --> 00:15:42,636
Well, isn't that what
a girl wants to hear?
401
00:15:45,161 --> 00:15:46,857
Seemed fair to me.
402
00:15:48,207 --> 00:15:50,253
Do you think Georgie
got a tattoo in jail?
403
00:15:50,297 --> 00:15:51,080
No.
404
00:15:51,124 --> 00:15:52,428
Do you think Meemaw did?
405
00:15:54,039 --> 00:15:55,128
Probably.
406
00:15:55,171 --> 00:15:56,999
Are we going to church?
407
00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:58,130
I'm going.
408
00:15:58,173 --> 00:16:00,263
After everything that happened?
409
00:16:00,307 --> 00:16:01,698
Isn't that weird?
410
00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:03,701
Doesn't matter.
411
00:16:03,745 --> 00:16:05,399
I need to.
412
00:16:06,225 --> 00:16:07,662
I'll go with you.
413
00:16:08,663 --> 00:16:10,011
You don't have to.
414
00:16:10,839 --> 00:16:12,405
I want to.
415
00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:21,676
What?
416
00:16:41,086 --> 00:16:43,176
This isn't where we sit.
417
00:16:43,219 --> 00:16:45,307
It's all right. All right?
418
00:16:45,351 --> 00:16:48,615
This is nowhere near the
acoustic sweet spot.Shush.
419
00:16:48,658 --> 00:16:51,400
And I'm sitting behind what
may be the largest man in Texas.
420
00:16:51,445 --> 00:16:53,054
Shh!
421
00:16:54,751 --> 00:16:57,451
Dear friends, let us love
422
00:16:57,494 --> 00:16:58,581
one another.
423
00:16:58,625 --> 00:17:01,062
Whoever does not
love does not know God,
424
00:17:01,106 --> 00:17:03,979
because God is love.
425
00:17:04,761 --> 00:17:08,635
It means that we are
responsible for sharing
426
00:17:08,679 --> 00:17:11,073
that love with all
those around us.
427
00:17:11,116 --> 00:17:13,467
Now let's join hands and pray.
428
00:17:14,423 --> 00:17:15,730
Dear Heavenly Father,
429
00:17:15,772 --> 00:17:17,601
thank you for
gathering us here today
430
00:17:17,644 --> 00:17:19,429
to join together in worship...
431
00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:21,170
I've had enough. Let's go.
432
00:17:21,213 --> 00:17:22,911
You sure? Yes. Please give us
433
00:17:22,953 --> 00:17:25,000
the strength to reflect
434
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,654
your abundant love
out into the world.
435
00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:30,396
Thank you for
bringing us here today
436
00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:31,875
to join together in worship.
437
00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:33,529
Excuse me.
438
00:17:34,530 --> 00:17:36,117
Am I the only one struck
by the incredible hypocrisy
439
00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:37,317
of this sermon?
440
00:17:37,359 --> 00:17:39,231
You go on and on
about loving one another
441
00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:40,755
and how God is love.
442
00:17:40,798 --> 00:17:42,758
But not when it comes to
my mother and our family?
443
00:17:42,799 --> 00:17:45,280
And why? Because my
brother impregnated a woman
444
00:17:45,325 --> 00:17:46,717
11 years older than him?
445
00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:48,675
Which one could
argue was an act of love.
446
00:17:48,719 --> 00:17:51,239
Sheldon. At least on his part.
She doesn't seem to care for him.
447
00:17:51,634 --> 00:17:53,526
Also, earlier, you said
"Nebuh-kuh-nezzar." Sheldon.
448
00:17:53,549 --> 00:17:55,638
In Hebrew, it would be
pronounced "Neboo-kha-nezzar."
449
00:17:55,682 --> 00:17:57,380
More in the back
of the throat. Kha.
450
00:17:57,423 --> 00:17:58,859
Kha. Bye.Sheldon.
451
00:17:58,903 --> 00:18:00,078
Or in Hebrew, shalom.
452
00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:01,534
Which also means
"hello." And "peace."
453
00:18:01,557 --> 00:18:03,256
Kha! Kha!
454
00:18:11,394 --> 00:18:13,048
How's Mom?
455
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,744
Pretty upset.
456
00:18:14,788 --> 00:18:17,051
Even after that
excellent speech I made?
457
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,141
For once, I don't think
you're the problem.
458
00:18:19,184 --> 00:18:21,230
Good for me.
459
00:18:23,450 --> 00:18:24,798
I'm reading.
460
00:18:29,630 --> 00:18:31,806
Hi there, Missy.
461
00:18:31,848 --> 00:18:33,589
May I help you?
462
00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:36,854
Um, I was hoping to talk
to your mom. She around?
463
00:18:36,897 --> 00:18:39,682
I'm not sure. Let me
see if she's available.
464
00:18:40,683 --> 00:18:42,208
What's going on?
465
00:18:42,250 --> 00:18:43,686
She's available.
466
00:18:44,426 --> 00:18:46,385
Hello.
467
00:18:46,429 --> 00:18:49,563
Mary, I am so sorry about today.
468
00:18:49,605 --> 00:18:51,868
I understand why you're upset.
469
00:18:52,653 --> 00:18:54,698
But the church
is still your family.
470
00:18:54,741 --> 00:18:58,833
I'd just... hate to see you
walk away from the Lord.
471
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:05,883
Feels like he's
walking away from me.
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