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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,282 --> 00:00:02,041 Previously on Young Sheldon... 2 00:00:02,044 --> 00:00:03,775 Can we talk? 3 00:00:03,778 --> 00:00:05,657 I'm pregnant. 4 00:00:05,660 --> 00:00:06,868 You've got a lot 5 00:00:06,871 --> 00:00:08,138 going on right now. 6 00:00:08,141 --> 00:00:10,019 Maybe take some time off, 7 00:00:10,022 --> 00:00:11,414 focus on things at home. 8 00:00:11,417 --> 00:00:13,077 Hold on. 9 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:14,184 Are you firing her? 10 00:00:14,187 --> 00:00:16,202 - Hey, George. - What's up? 11 00:00:16,205 --> 00:00:17,864 Georgie and I ran into a little... 12 00:00:17,867 --> 00:00:19,523 problem at the border. 13 00:00:19,526 --> 00:00:20,879 What border? 14 00:00:20,882 --> 00:00:22,761 The Mexican one. 15 00:00:22,764 --> 00:00:24,380 We got arrested. 16 00:00:24,383 --> 00:00:25,513 What? 17 00:00:25,516 --> 00:00:26,698 Who is it? 18 00:00:28,635 --> 00:00:29,813 Arrested? 19 00:00:29,816 --> 00:00:31,127 What do you mean, arrested? 20 00:00:31,130 --> 00:00:33,183 I don't know. Some problem with Customs. 21 00:00:33,186 --> 00:00:35,545 - What were they doing in Mexico? - I don't know. 22 00:00:35,548 --> 00:00:37,295 Why didn't they tell us they were going? 23 00:00:37,298 --> 00:00:39,045 How many times I got to say I don't know? 24 00:00:39,048 --> 00:00:41,685 All right, what do you know? 25 00:00:41,688 --> 00:00:43,872 Well, they're probably gonna have to pay some fine, 26 00:00:43,875 --> 00:00:45,230 and-and they're gonna need cash. 27 00:00:45,233 --> 00:00:47,854 My son is gonna be in jail overnight? 28 00:00:47,857 --> 00:00:49,255 What about your mother? 29 00:00:49,258 --> 00:00:50,720 Oh, she's been there before. 30 00:00:50,723 --> 00:00:52,601 - Meemaw's in jail? - Uh... 31 00:00:52,604 --> 00:00:54,264 - No. - Forget about it. 32 00:00:54,267 --> 00:00:57,008 Forget about it? Do I need to remind you I remember my birth? 33 00:00:58,281 --> 00:00:59,462 Go to your room. 34 00:01:00,491 --> 00:01:01,932 That was a rough day. 35 00:01:01,935 --> 00:01:04,888 Rough day for me. 36 00:01:16,334 --> 00:01:22,640 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 37 00:01:23,947 --> 00:01:25,326 Wait here. 38 00:01:32,327 --> 00:01:33,884 You see what I see? 39 00:01:33,887 --> 00:01:35,351 What? 40 00:01:35,354 --> 00:01:37,318 An open window. 41 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:41,196 You want to make a run for it? 42 00:01:41,199 --> 00:01:42,451 You got a better plan? 43 00:01:42,454 --> 00:01:43,413 Yes. 44 00:01:43,416 --> 00:01:45,086 You shutting up. 45 00:01:46,260 --> 00:01:48,307 Son of a bitch. 46 00:01:48,310 --> 00:01:49,561 New shirt. 47 00:01:49,564 --> 00:01:51,304 You give me some seltzer, I can get that 48 00:01:51,307 --> 00:01:52,695 - right out. - Shh. 49 00:01:52,698 --> 00:01:54,524 - Sorry. - So, 50 00:01:54,527 --> 00:01:56,866 smuggling cigarettes. 51 00:01:56,869 --> 00:01:59,822 Your Honor, there was no smuggling. 52 00:01:59,825 --> 00:02:02,425 This is a... misunderstanding. 53 00:02:02,428 --> 00:02:05,347 400 cartons of undeclared cigarettes? 54 00:02:05,350 --> 00:02:07,005 Is that over the limit? 55 00:02:07,477 --> 00:02:09,473 By 399. 56 00:02:09,476 --> 00:02:11,255 I told you not to talk. 57 00:02:11,258 --> 00:02:13,154 And he told you not to talk. 58 00:02:13,157 --> 00:02:14,374 All right. 59 00:02:14,377 --> 00:02:15,842 Here's your options: 60 00:02:15,845 --> 00:02:17,992 plead not guilty, post a bond, 61 00:02:17,995 --> 00:02:19,560 come back here for a trial, 62 00:02:19,563 --> 00:02:20,954 which you will lose, 63 00:02:20,957 --> 00:02:22,218 because you're guilty. 64 00:02:22,221 --> 00:02:24,439 - Or? - Plead guilty, 65 00:02:24,442 --> 00:02:25,789 pay a fine 66 00:02:25,792 --> 00:02:27,969 and I never see your face again. 67 00:02:28,847 --> 00:02:31,718 But we get the cigarettes back, right? 68 00:02:31,721 --> 00:02:32,886 No. 69 00:02:32,889 --> 00:02:34,956 How much is the fine? 70 00:02:34,959 --> 00:02:36,960 Why don't we say $2,500? 71 00:02:36,963 --> 00:02:38,746 Let's say $500. 72 00:02:38,749 --> 00:02:40,401 This is not a negotiation. 73 00:02:40,404 --> 00:02:42,201 I hear ya. 74 00:02:42,204 --> 00:02:43,264 $750. 75 00:02:43,267 --> 00:02:44,514 We're done. 76 00:02:44,517 --> 00:02:46,996 Leon, get these clowns out of here. 77 00:02:46,999 --> 00:02:48,539 Your Honor, please, 78 00:02:48,542 --> 00:02:50,524 I really need those cigarettes back. 79 00:02:50,527 --> 00:02:52,047 My girlfriend's gonna have my baby 80 00:02:52,050 --> 00:02:55,064 and I was gonna sell 'em to help pay for the medical expenses. 81 00:02:55,067 --> 00:02:58,081 That's a touching story. 82 00:02:58,084 --> 00:02:59,387 Leon! 83 00:02:59,390 --> 00:03:01,035 Sorry. 84 00:03:01,038 --> 00:03:02,722 Too much Mountain Dew. 85 00:03:02,725 --> 00:03:05,858 Take 'em back to holding. 86 00:03:07,255 --> 00:03:11,389 How 'bout $1,000 and you can keep my grandson? 87 00:03:11,392 --> 00:03:13,444 What is happening to our family? 88 00:03:13,447 --> 00:03:15,492 I know. Georgie and Meemaw in jail. 89 00:03:15,495 --> 00:03:17,234 Mom getting kicked out of the church. 90 00:03:17,237 --> 00:03:19,544 Georgie having a baby out of wedlock. 91 00:03:20,707 --> 00:03:22,447 You know what this means, don't you? 92 00:03:22,450 --> 00:03:23,492 What? 93 00:03:23,495 --> 00:03:25,713 We really are white trash. 94 00:03:25,716 --> 00:03:26,759 Speak for yourself. 95 00:03:26,762 --> 00:03:28,460 I'm in college on a full ride. 96 00:03:29,618 --> 00:03:31,663 But I wish y'all luck. 97 00:03:34,186 --> 00:03:36,186 I really appreciate this, Dale. 98 00:03:36,189 --> 00:03:38,256 Smuggling cigarettes? 99 00:03:38,259 --> 00:03:39,780 What the hell was she thinking? 100 00:03:39,783 --> 00:03:41,306 It was Georgie's idea. 101 00:03:41,309 --> 00:03:43,108 Well, that makes more sense. 102 00:03:43,111 --> 00:03:44,503 Well, 103 00:03:44,506 --> 00:03:46,617 whose truck we taking? 104 00:03:46,620 --> 00:03:47,703 You're coming? 105 00:03:47,706 --> 00:03:50,673 My ex-girlfriend in jail at the Mexican border? 106 00:03:50,676 --> 00:03:52,572 I got to take pictures. 107 00:03:53,620 --> 00:03:54,880 All right, I'll drive. 108 00:03:54,883 --> 00:03:56,625 But we got to stop and get film. 109 00:04:01,294 --> 00:04:02,642 Who you spying on? 110 00:04:02,645 --> 00:04:04,297 Meemaw's house. There's a strange woman 111 00:04:04,300 --> 00:04:06,605 loitering on her porch. 112 00:04:06,608 --> 00:04:08,436 Let me see. 113 00:04:10,812 --> 00:04:12,323 Should we call the police? 114 00:04:12,325 --> 00:04:13,934 Nah, she's too pretty 115 00:04:13,936 --> 00:04:15,240 to be a burglar. 116 00:04:15,242 --> 00:04:18,071 I don't think that's how that works. 117 00:04:19,377 --> 00:04:22,251 Connie? Are you okay? 118 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:27,255 All right, I'm coming in. 119 00:04:27,257 --> 00:04:30,128 Freeze, dirtbag. 120 00:04:30,130 --> 00:04:31,173 Who are you? 121 00:04:31,175 --> 00:04:32,262 No, no, we have 122 00:04:32,264 --> 00:04:33,401 the moral high ground here. 123 00:04:33,404 --> 00:04:34,742 Yeah. Who are you? 124 00:04:34,744 --> 00:04:37,268 I'm a friend of the lady that lives here. 125 00:04:37,270 --> 00:04:38,486 I'm worried about her. 126 00:04:38,488 --> 00:04:40,272 That's no lady. That's our meemaw. 127 00:04:40,274 --> 00:04:42,579 Are you Georgie's brother and sister? 128 00:04:42,581 --> 00:04:43,972 Yeah. 129 00:04:43,974 --> 00:04:45,524 I'm Mandy. 130 00:04:45,527 --> 00:04:47,090 I'm Georgie's... 131 00:04:48,197 --> 00:04:49,283 I'm Mandy. 132 00:04:49,285 --> 00:04:50,372 Oh, really? 133 00:04:50,374 --> 00:04:51,764 Yeah, really. 134 00:04:51,766 --> 00:04:53,550 And I'm worried about your meemaw. 135 00:04:53,552 --> 00:04:56,558 Well, you don't have to be. She's fine. 136 00:04:56,561 --> 00:04:58,033 She is? 137 00:04:58,035 --> 00:04:59,513 Yes, Sheldon, she is. 138 00:04:59,515 --> 00:05:00,776 So she's not in jail? 139 00:05:00,778 --> 00:05:02,300 She's in jail? 140 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:03,862 Well, I thought so, but maybe not. 141 00:05:08,165 --> 00:05:09,583 So why is Connie in jail? 142 00:05:09,585 --> 00:05:10,931 That's family business. 143 00:05:10,934 --> 00:05:12,999 Although Mandy is carrying Georgie's baby 144 00:05:13,002 --> 00:05:14,505 and Georgie's also in jail, so... 145 00:05:14,508 --> 00:05:15,740 Georgie's in jail?! 146 00:05:15,742 --> 00:05:17,349 Why are you still talking? 147 00:05:17,351 --> 00:05:18,610 That is a valid question. 148 00:05:18,612 --> 00:05:19,700 It's past my bedtime. 149 00:05:19,703 --> 00:05:21,049 Good. Go. 150 00:05:21,052 --> 00:05:22,618 Nice meeting you! 151 00:05:24,527 --> 00:05:26,406 So, what happened? 152 00:05:26,409 --> 00:05:28,526 All I know is they had a problem at the border. 153 00:05:28,528 --> 00:05:31,440 Something about smuggling cigarettes. 154 00:05:31,442 --> 00:05:33,005 - What an idiot. - Hey. 155 00:05:33,007 --> 00:05:35,397 He was just trying to make money 'cause you got pregnant. 156 00:05:35,399 --> 00:05:36,789 Oh, so this is my fault? 157 00:05:36,791 --> 00:05:39,877 He didn't make that baby on his own. 158 00:05:39,879 --> 00:05:41,606 Look, you're just a kid, okay? 159 00:05:41,609 --> 00:05:43,443 You don't understand what's going on here. 160 00:05:43,445 --> 00:05:46,139 I know my mom lost her job and got kicked out of the church 161 00:05:46,141 --> 00:05:48,447 because you won't marry my brother. 162 00:05:49,795 --> 00:05:51,228 I didn't know that. 163 00:05:51,230 --> 00:05:53,175 So did I win this argument? 164 00:05:53,178 --> 00:05:54,831 Feels like I did. 165 00:05:56,253 --> 00:05:57,381 Okay, God, 166 00:05:57,384 --> 00:05:58,751 we need to talk. 167 00:05:58,753 --> 00:06:00,622 Are you testing me? 168 00:06:00,624 --> 00:06:02,318 Is this a test? 169 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:04,492 Am I Mrs. Job? 170 00:06:04,494 --> 00:06:07,232 I try to be a good person, but... 171 00:06:07,234 --> 00:06:09,624 lately, it feels like you are smacking me down 172 00:06:09,626 --> 00:06:11,320 every chance you get. 173 00:06:11,322 --> 00:06:14,321 And I know that that might sound a little ungrateful right now, 174 00:06:14,323 --> 00:06:16,061 as I load my new dishwasher... 175 00:06:16,063 --> 00:06:17,299 That I love... 176 00:06:17,302 --> 00:06:19,888 But can't you pick on someone else for a while? 177 00:06:19,890 --> 00:06:21,236 Who are you talking to? 178 00:06:23,325 --> 00:06:25,629 - God. - To yourself. Got it. 179 00:06:25,631 --> 00:06:28,369 And you think, like Job, God is testing your faith? 180 00:06:28,371 --> 00:06:30,453 Sure would explain 181 00:06:30,456 --> 00:06:32,195 all the bad things that have been happening. 182 00:06:32,197 --> 00:06:34,200 So believing in a god who's going out of his way 183 00:06:34,203 --> 00:06:35,761 to ruin your life is more comforting 184 00:06:35,763 --> 00:06:37,721 than believing there's no God at all? 185 00:06:39,272 --> 00:06:40,661 Isn't it past your bedtime? 186 00:06:40,664 --> 00:06:42,545 - I know. Good night. - W-Wait. 187 00:06:42,548 --> 00:06:43,807 Where's your sister? 188 00:06:43,809 --> 00:06:45,460 At Meemaw's, talking to Mandy. 189 00:06:45,462 --> 00:06:47,152 What? Why? 190 00:06:47,155 --> 00:06:48,548 Can we table this for tomorrow? 191 00:06:48,550 --> 00:06:50,506 I'm running on fumes. 192 00:06:53,116 --> 00:06:55,811 So instead of traveling around the country with me, 193 00:06:55,813 --> 00:06:59,072 she'd rather smuggle cigarettes and rot in jail. 194 00:06:59,074 --> 00:07:01,378 How the hell is that supposed to make me feel? 195 00:07:01,380 --> 00:07:02,465 I don't know. 196 00:07:02,467 --> 00:07:03,465 Bad? 197 00:07:03,467 --> 00:07:04,900 Damn right, bad. 198 00:07:04,902 --> 00:07:07,030 Treated that woman like a queen. 199 00:07:07,032 --> 00:07:08,640 Didn't you break up with her? 200 00:07:08,642 --> 00:07:10,771 That was a bluff. 201 00:07:10,773 --> 00:07:13,008 Never thought she'd call it. 202 00:07:13,011 --> 00:07:14,641 Well, you are coming to her rescue. 203 00:07:14,644 --> 00:07:16,294 Maybe this'll turn things around. 204 00:07:16,296 --> 00:07:17,599 Who says I want her back? 205 00:07:17,601 --> 00:07:19,556 Great, you don't want her back. Let's drop it. 206 00:07:19,558 --> 00:07:21,993 I will say one thing. 207 00:07:23,037 --> 00:07:24,384 I miss the sex. 208 00:07:24,386 --> 00:07:25,514 Oh, God. 209 00:07:25,516 --> 00:07:27,036 She is vivacious. 210 00:07:27,038 --> 00:07:30,043 And not just for a woman her age. 211 00:07:30,046 --> 00:07:31,550 Oh, look, a hitchhiker. 212 00:07:31,553 --> 00:07:33,777 Let's pick him up. Maybe he'll kill me. 213 00:07:33,779 --> 00:07:35,648 Do you hate Georgie? 214 00:07:35,650 --> 00:07:39,475 No. No, Georgie's a good guy. 215 00:07:39,477 --> 00:07:42,713 If anything, I hate myself for making bad decisions. 216 00:07:42,716 --> 00:07:44,476 Like having sex before marriage? 217 00:07:44,478 --> 00:07:47,128 More like having tequila before sex. 218 00:07:47,130 --> 00:07:48,520 Hey. 219 00:07:48,522 --> 00:07:50,042 What's going on here? 220 00:07:50,044 --> 00:07:52,752 Mandy was just telling me how she got pregnant. 221 00:07:52,755 --> 00:07:54,145 - No, no... - But you said... 222 00:07:54,148 --> 00:07:56,695 - No. - No. 223 00:07:56,698 --> 00:07:59,393 Uh, are Georgie and Connie okay? 224 00:08:01,004 --> 00:08:02,907 Um, I hope so. 225 00:08:02,910 --> 00:08:05,699 My husband just went down there to get 'em out. 226 00:08:05,701 --> 00:08:07,962 Okay. That's good. 227 00:08:09,702 --> 00:08:11,485 Okay, I guess I'll get going. 228 00:08:13,345 --> 00:08:16,041 It... was nice seeing ya. 229 00:08:17,661 --> 00:08:20,488 I'm sorry about your troubles with the church. 230 00:08:21,488 --> 00:08:22,980 What did you tell her? 231 00:08:22,983 --> 00:08:24,504 Just the highlights. 232 00:08:24,507 --> 00:08:27,095 Oh! I forgot I punched out a kid in Sunday school. 233 00:08:27,098 --> 00:08:28,836 You don't have to tell her all that. 234 00:08:28,838 --> 00:08:30,925 Maybe she'll feel guilty and marry Georgie. 235 00:08:34,056 --> 00:08:35,492 No. 236 00:08:39,144 --> 00:08:41,966 How ya holding up? 237 00:08:41,969 --> 00:08:43,751 Not so good. 238 00:08:43,754 --> 00:08:46,796 Kid ain't even born yet and I'm already a terrible father. 239 00:08:46,799 --> 00:08:49,102 You're not terrible. 240 00:08:49,104 --> 00:08:52,277 A terrible father would've walked away. 241 00:08:52,279 --> 00:08:55,408 Thank you. 242 00:08:55,410 --> 00:08:56,995 Was my dad real pissed off? 243 00:08:56,998 --> 00:08:58,191 No. 244 00:08:58,193 --> 00:08:59,844 He was positively giddy 245 00:08:59,846 --> 00:09:02,627 about having to drive eight hours down to the border 246 00:09:02,629 --> 00:09:04,323 to bail your ass out. 247 00:09:04,325 --> 00:09:05,628 Your ass, too. 248 00:09:05,630 --> 00:09:08,107 Yeah, but I like it when he's pissed at me. 249 00:09:09,414 --> 00:09:13,674 This'll be a cool story to tell my kid someday. 250 00:09:13,676 --> 00:09:14,848 Sure. 251 00:09:14,850 --> 00:09:16,892 Oh. You know what would be awesome? 252 00:09:16,894 --> 00:09:18,849 If it was a boy, we name him Winston. 253 00:09:18,851 --> 00:09:20,676 You know, like the cigarettes? 254 00:09:20,678 --> 00:09:23,503 And if it's a girl, we could name her Virginia. 255 00:09:23,505 --> 00:09:25,201 Virginia Slims. 256 00:09:26,914 --> 00:09:28,783 Okay. 257 00:09:28,786 --> 00:09:31,265 I think that's enough of you for now. 258 00:09:45,380 --> 00:09:46,818 Evening! 259 00:09:46,821 --> 00:09:48,031 Mary. 260 00:09:48,033 --> 00:09:49,903 Evening. 261 00:09:51,121 --> 00:09:54,859 How come George ain't taking out the garbage? 262 00:09:54,861 --> 00:09:57,207 He's, uh... 263 00:09:57,209 --> 00:10:00,316 I am perfectly capable of taking the trash cans out. 264 00:10:00,319 --> 00:10:01,661 'Course. 265 00:10:01,664 --> 00:10:04,208 You are woman... hear you roar. 266 00:10:04,211 --> 00:10:05,688 Hmm. 267 00:10:05,690 --> 00:10:08,036 Um... 268 00:10:08,038 --> 00:10:11,037 I sure hope we're still gonna see y'all in church tomorrow. 269 00:10:12,343 --> 00:10:14,056 Thank you. Um... 270 00:10:14,059 --> 00:10:16,277 I'll think about it. 271 00:10:17,736 --> 00:10:21,098 How's Georgie and his, uh, young lady friend? 272 00:10:21,101 --> 00:10:22,839 Great. They're great. 273 00:10:22,842 --> 00:10:26,450 Has anything changed vis-à-vis their... nuptials? 274 00:10:26,453 --> 00:10:28,215 Nope. Baby's gonna be a bastard. 275 00:10:28,218 --> 00:10:29,825 That's what you're implying, isn't it? 276 00:10:29,827 --> 00:10:32,869 Not a word I like to use. 277 00:10:32,871 --> 00:10:35,821 But, most important, a happy, healthy... 278 00:10:35,824 --> 00:10:37,087 Bastard. 279 00:10:37,089 --> 00:10:39,175 What you said. 280 00:10:39,177 --> 00:10:40,437 Good night, Pastor. 281 00:10:40,439 --> 00:10:41,917 God bless. 282 00:10:59,531 --> 00:11:00,529 Yeah? 283 00:11:00,531 --> 00:11:01,872 I can't sleep. 284 00:11:01,875 --> 00:11:03,225 Me neither. 285 00:11:03,227 --> 00:11:05,008 This whole Mandy thing is a mess. 286 00:11:05,010 --> 00:11:07,400 If you mean the nomenclature, I agree. 287 00:11:07,402 --> 00:11:08,705 Norman who? 288 00:11:08,707 --> 00:11:10,357 Nomenclature... the system of devising 289 00:11:10,359 --> 00:11:11,836 or choosing names for things. 290 00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:13,923 For example, if Mandy and Georgie were married, 291 00:11:13,925 --> 00:11:15,446 she'd be our sister-in-law. 292 00:11:15,448 --> 00:11:16,490 But they're not. 293 00:11:16,492 --> 00:11:17,580 Exactly. 294 00:11:17,583 --> 00:11:19,321 So we need a term for the unmarried mother 295 00:11:19,324 --> 00:11:20,751 of our future niece or nephew. 296 00:11:20,753 --> 00:11:22,665 How 'bout "Mandy"? 297 00:11:22,667 --> 00:11:25,884 Follow me... if we knew the sex of the baby and it was a boy, 298 00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:28,101 I was thinking we could call Mandy "nephewterus," 299 00:11:28,103 --> 00:11:30,406 because she'd be having a nephew in her uterus. 300 00:11:30,408 --> 00:11:33,185 However, "nieceuterus" just doesn't hit the ear right. 301 00:11:33,188 --> 00:11:34,885 I still think "Mandy" works. 302 00:11:34,888 --> 00:11:36,277 Now, there is a gender-neutral term 303 00:11:36,279 --> 00:11:38,713 coined by linguist Samuel Martin in the 1950s, 304 00:11:38,715 --> 00:11:41,409 which takes the "N" from "niece" or "nephew" with "sibling"” 305 00:11:41,411 --> 00:11:42,454 to get "nibling." 306 00:11:42,456 --> 00:11:44,497 So she'd be our nibling? 307 00:11:44,499 --> 00:11:46,019 No, the baby's the nibling. 308 00:11:46,021 --> 00:11:48,977 Mandy would be either the niblingess or the niblinger. 309 00:11:48,979 --> 00:11:51,586 Or, in a swerve from our traditional German suffixes, 310 00:11:51,588 --> 00:11:52,586 "niblingo." 311 00:11:52,588 --> 00:11:53,673 That one. 312 00:11:53,675 --> 00:11:55,544 Oh, yeah, that one's the winner. 313 00:11:55,546 --> 00:11:58,588 Sadly, "niblingo" never quite caught on. 314 00:11:58,590 --> 00:12:01,459 But that doesn't stop me from using it in Scrabble. 315 00:12:01,461 --> 00:12:04,538 This is gonna be my Christmas card. 316 00:12:04,541 --> 00:12:06,059 What the hell? 317 00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:08,547 What are you doing here? 318 00:12:08,550 --> 00:12:09,956 I'm saving ya. 319 00:12:09,959 --> 00:12:11,983 You think I got that kind of cash lying around? 320 00:12:11,985 --> 00:12:14,244 He doesn't. That's why I'm saving you. 321 00:12:14,246 --> 00:12:15,897 Well, damn. 322 00:12:15,899 --> 00:12:18,506 - Georgie, come on. - Five more minutes. 323 00:12:18,508 --> 00:12:19,551 Now! 324 00:12:19,553 --> 00:12:21,248 Okay! Okay. 325 00:12:22,022 --> 00:12:23,499 Fine's paid. Let's go. 326 00:12:23,502 --> 00:12:26,116 I'm really sorry about this, Dad. 327 00:12:26,119 --> 00:12:29,075 We'll talk about it in the car. 328 00:12:29,077 --> 00:12:31,467 Well, it's just you and me. 329 00:12:31,469 --> 00:12:32,728 Great. 330 00:12:32,730 --> 00:12:34,809 Yeah, it is. 'Cause I'm saving ya. 331 00:12:42,171 --> 00:12:44,334 I know I messed up. 332 00:12:44,336 --> 00:12:45,893 Mm-hmm. 333 00:12:46,745 --> 00:12:48,336 And I'm gonna pay you back. 334 00:12:48,339 --> 00:12:50,443 - Every penny. - Mm-hmm. 335 00:12:52,002 --> 00:12:54,947 You get that I was doing this for the baby, right? 336 00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:58,323 I do. 337 00:12:58,325 --> 00:12:59,780 Which, when you think about it, 338 00:12:59,783 --> 00:13:02,093 could be a reason to be proud of me. 339 00:13:03,696 --> 00:13:06,640 Take some time. Think about it. 340 00:13:10,301 --> 00:13:13,134 When I get the pictures developed, you want copies? 341 00:13:13,136 --> 00:13:15,346 No. 342 00:13:16,385 --> 00:13:18,464 Jail's made you cranky. 343 00:13:22,213 --> 00:13:24,550 Still haven't heard "thank you." 344 00:13:24,553 --> 00:13:25,932 Thank you. 345 00:13:25,935 --> 00:13:28,337 Those are the words, but... 346 00:13:28,339 --> 00:13:29,994 just not feeling it. 347 00:13:30,807 --> 00:13:32,147 I'm tired. 348 00:13:32,149 --> 00:13:34,609 I'm sore. I'm embarrassed. 349 00:13:34,612 --> 00:13:36,305 Could we just... 350 00:13:36,307 --> 00:13:38,775 please not? 351 00:13:40,898 --> 00:13:42,457 Sorry. 352 00:13:45,315 --> 00:13:47,998 Did you have to join any gangs when you were in there? 353 00:13:50,123 --> 00:13:51,982 Can I ask you something? 354 00:13:51,984 --> 00:13:54,365 What? 355 00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:56,750 Were you scared when Mom got pregnant with me? 356 00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:59,086 I was terrified. 357 00:13:59,087 --> 00:14:00,731 Huh. 358 00:14:00,733 --> 00:14:02,964 Why? You scared? 359 00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:04,066 Yeah. 360 00:14:04,068 --> 00:14:05,192 Good. 361 00:14:05,194 --> 00:14:07,185 You'd be a fool if you weren't. 362 00:14:07,187 --> 00:14:08,844 I don't know what I'm doing. 363 00:14:08,847 --> 00:14:10,533 I don't know what's expected of me. 364 00:14:10,536 --> 00:14:13,810 At least you and Mom got married and were a team. 365 00:14:13,812 --> 00:14:16,279 Yeah, you got it rougher than me. 366 00:14:16,281 --> 00:14:18,748 Does it ever stop being scary? 367 00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:22,032 I got a call from the Mexican border that my son was in jail. 368 00:14:22,035 --> 00:14:23,190 What do you think? 369 00:14:23,193 --> 00:14:24,551 Fair point. 370 00:14:24,553 --> 00:14:25,592 Sorry. 371 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,964 It's not all scary. There's fun parts. 372 00:14:29,967 --> 00:14:31,309 Like what? 373 00:14:33,004 --> 00:14:35,427 We went to the beach once. That wasn't bad. 374 00:14:35,430 --> 00:14:37,030 Well, regardless, it's happening. 375 00:14:37,033 --> 00:14:38,221 I'm gonna be a dad. 376 00:14:38,932 --> 00:14:41,010 Yes, you are. 377 00:14:42,784 --> 00:14:44,972 I hope I'm as good a dad as you are. 378 00:14:44,975 --> 00:14:46,420 Don't try to butter me up. 379 00:14:46,423 --> 00:14:48,542 - You saw that, huh? - Yeah, I saw it. 380 00:14:48,545 --> 00:14:50,148 Boy, you are smart. 381 00:14:52,611 --> 00:14:55,165 Just to be clear, I'm gonna pay you back every cent. 382 00:14:55,168 --> 00:14:57,085 Ah. Don't worry about it. 383 00:14:57,088 --> 00:14:59,670 - I am worrying about it. - Well, 384 00:14:59,672 --> 00:15:01,792 think of the money as a gift. 385 00:15:01,794 --> 00:15:04,131 That I'm gonna be holding over your head. 386 00:15:04,133 --> 00:15:05,735 Well, that doesn't work for me. 387 00:15:07,771 --> 00:15:09,890 How 'bout... 388 00:15:09,892 --> 00:15:11,190 when we get home... 389 00:15:11,192 --> 00:15:13,790 I make it up to ya? 390 00:15:16,952 --> 00:15:18,639 Now, hold on. You want to... 391 00:15:18,641 --> 00:15:22,842 you want to wipe out a $2,500 debt with one roll in the hay? 392 00:15:22,845 --> 00:15:24,890 Are you saying I'm not worth it? 393 00:15:24,893 --> 00:15:26,218 I'm saying it's a lot of money. 394 00:15:26,220 --> 00:15:28,081 Never mind. Offer's off the table. 395 00:15:28,083 --> 00:15:29,770 No, no, no, wait a minute. Hang on. 396 00:15:29,772 --> 00:15:31,187 Too late. Too late. 397 00:15:31,190 --> 00:15:33,668 Hey, I was thinking a fair price would be... 398 00:15:33,670 --> 00:15:34,966 $500 a roll. 399 00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:37,834 Well, isn't that what a girl wants to hear? 400 00:15:40,252 --> 00:15:41,983 Seemed fair to me. 401 00:15:43,284 --> 00:15:45,361 Do you think Georgie got a tattoo in jail? 402 00:15:45,363 --> 00:15:46,454 No. 403 00:15:46,457 --> 00:15:47,755 Do you think Meemaw did? 404 00:15:49,088 --> 00:15:50,211 Probably. 405 00:15:50,213 --> 00:15:52,074 Are we going to church? 406 00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:53,418 I'm going. 407 00:15:53,421 --> 00:15:55,322 After everything that happened? 408 00:15:55,324 --> 00:15:56,709 Isn't that weird? 409 00:15:57,705 --> 00:15:58,743 Doesn't matter. 410 00:15:58,745 --> 00:16:01,212 I need to. 411 00:16:01,214 --> 00:16:02,643 I'll go with you. 412 00:16:03,639 --> 00:16:05,803 You don't have to. 413 00:16:05,805 --> 00:16:07,405 I want to. 414 00:16:15,029 --> 00:16:16,629 What? 415 00:16:35,905 --> 00:16:38,024 This isn't where we sit. 416 00:16:38,027 --> 00:16:40,440 - It's all right. - All right? 417 00:16:40,443 --> 00:16:43,550 - This is nowhere near the acoustic sweet spot. - Shush. 418 00:16:43,553 --> 00:16:46,210 And I'm sitting behind what may be the largest man in Texas. 419 00:16:46,212 --> 00:16:47,814 Shh! 420 00:16:49,503 --> 00:16:52,229 Dear friends, let us love 421 00:16:52,231 --> 00:16:53,356 one another. 422 00:16:53,358 --> 00:16:56,090 Whoever does not love does not know God, 423 00:16:56,093 --> 00:16:59,462 because God is love. 424 00:16:59,464 --> 00:17:03,360 It means that we are responsible for sharing 425 00:17:03,362 --> 00:17:05,786 that love with all those around us. 426 00:17:05,788 --> 00:17:08,928 Now let's join hands and pray. 427 00:17:08,931 --> 00:17:10,419 Dear Heavenly Father, 428 00:17:10,421 --> 00:17:12,657 thank you for gathering us here today 429 00:17:12,660 --> 00:17:14,101 to join together in worship... 430 00:17:14,103 --> 00:17:15,833 I've had enough. Let's go. 431 00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:17,333 - You sure? - Yes. 432 00:17:17,336 --> 00:17:19,222 Please give us the strength to reflect 433 00:17:19,225 --> 00:17:22,285 your abundant love out into the world. 434 00:17:22,288 --> 00:17:25,014 Thank you for bringing us here today 435 00:17:25,016 --> 00:17:27,047 to join together in worship. 436 00:17:27,050 --> 00:17:28,355 Excuse me. 437 00:17:28,358 --> 00:17:30,688 Am I the only one struck by the incredible hypocrisy 438 00:17:30,690 --> 00:17:31,900 of this sermon? 439 00:17:31,902 --> 00:17:33,806 You go on and on about loving one another 440 00:17:33,808 --> 00:17:35,322 and how God is love. 441 00:17:35,324 --> 00:17:37,496 But not when it comes to my mother and our family? 442 00:17:37,499 --> 00:17:39,826 And why? Because my brother impregnated a woman 443 00:17:39,828 --> 00:17:41,255 11 years older than him? 444 00:17:41,257 --> 00:17:43,204 Which one could argue was an act of love. 445 00:17:43,206 --> 00:17:44,586 - Sheldon. - At least on his part. 446 00:17:44,588 --> 00:17:46,106 She doesn't seem to care for him. 447 00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:48,011 - Also, earlier, you said "Nebuh-kuh-nezzar." - Sheldon. 448 00:17:48,013 --> 00:17:50,134 In Hebrew, it would be pronounced "Neboo-kha-nezzar." 449 00:17:50,136 --> 00:17:51,866 More in the back of the throat. Kha. 450 00:17:51,868 --> 00:17:53,338 - Kha. Bye. - Sheldon. 451 00:17:53,340 --> 00:17:54,551 Or in Hebrew, shalom. 452 00:17:54,553 --> 00:17:55,980 Which also means "hello." And "peace." 453 00:17:55,982 --> 00:17:57,463 Kha! Kha! 454 00:18:04,558 --> 00:18:06,037 How's Mom? 455 00:18:06,039 --> 00:18:07,730 Pretty upset. 456 00:18:07,732 --> 00:18:10,030 Even after that excellent speech I made? 457 00:18:10,032 --> 00:18:12,114 For once, I don't think you're the problem. 458 00:18:12,116 --> 00:18:14,197 Good for me. 459 00:18:16,370 --> 00:18:17,756 I'm reading. 460 00:18:22,533 --> 00:18:24,744 Hi there, Missy. 461 00:18:24,746 --> 00:18:26,525 May I help you? 462 00:18:26,527 --> 00:18:29,780 Um, I was hoping to talk to your mom. She around? 463 00:18:29,782 --> 00:18:32,560 I'm not sure. Let me see if she's available. 464 00:18:33,558 --> 00:18:35,119 What's going on? 465 00:18:35,121 --> 00:18:37,289 She's available. 466 00:18:37,291 --> 00:18:39,286 Hello. 467 00:18:39,288 --> 00:18:42,454 Mary, I am so sorry about today. 468 00:18:42,456 --> 00:18:45,335 I understand why you're upset. 469 00:18:45,338 --> 00:18:47,419 But the church is still your family. 470 00:18:47,422 --> 00:18:51,502 I'd just... hate to see you walk away from the Lord. 471 00:18:55,695 --> 00:18:58,690 Feels like he's walking away from me. 472 00:19:04,588 --> 00:19:10,276 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 31510

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