All language subtitles for Sea Patrol S3E09

Sir, I haven't been able to contact them

since the original distress call from the pearling lugger.

There's still no sign of anyone on deck, X.

Approach with caution.

Roger that, Charlie 8-2.

I can see a masked man on the deck.

Sir, I have our contact of interest visual here.

He's on the jet ski.

He's seen us, X.

Insert, insert, insert.

Go, go, go.

Get on him, harpy,

Jet ski!

Sir, there is a second jet ski.

I repeat, there is a second jet ski.

We are in pursuit heading north, northeast.

Australian Navy!

Stop!

Stop your jet ski!

2 Dads, you keep down, you stay alert.

Do not fire unless I give the order.

Roger that, ma'am.

in the mangroves.

Let's get in there.

Get up next to him.

Inside!

On your inside!

Get me up there!

Get me up next to him!

Come on, Harpy!

All right, mate, let's go get up there!

Get up there!

Come on, come on.

What's going on?

What are you doing?

Oi!

What is it?

We're out of fuel.

What?

We're out of fuel!

Did you put fuel in the tank?

Uh...

Did you put fuel in the tank!

Yeah, I thought I did!

You thought you did?

Sit down!

Face that way!

I do not wanna look at your face!

Charlie 8-2, this is X-ray 8-2.

Assistance required.

Repeat, assistance required.

You all right?

Are you the master of this vessel?

Yeah, yeah.

You guys okay?

Come out, mate.

Just the three of you onboard?

Yeah, this is it?

You're all all right?

Yeah, well, now, yeah.

A couple of blokes on jet skis came behind us,

directly behind us, didn't pick 'em up on the radar.

Your mast probably blocked the signal.

That's right.

Well, suddenly, they're on the deck.

They grabbed one of our blokes,

put a gun to his head, demanding pearls.

Hmm, so you gave him all the pearls?

What else could we do?

No, absolutely.

How much did they get away with, Mr. Prendergast?

Well, I don't know the exact quantity.

We had a decent haul.

I thought you blokes would have got 'em on your inflatable.

Yeah, well, we,

we experienced some mechanical problems, unfortunately.

What, with the inflatable?

Yeah, that's right, yeah.

Well, what went wrong?

Sorry.

I'm just curious.

I mean, it's an inflatable boat.

It's not the USS Missouri.

You let us down out there today.

Those men had weapons.

What if they fired on us?

If they turned on us, we'd have been screwed.

Through your negligence.

I'm sorry, ma'am.

And you think you can do the bare bloody minimum

and it's okay.

Yeah, it's certainly not okay.

I will expect you to be working a lot harder to impress,

do you understand?

Yes, ma'am.

What's with the smile?

You think we're joking?

No, you're just, I don't know, you're like a double team,

like JT and Madonna.

You need to show some respect!

This is the Navy, 2 Dads.

This is not a game.

Yes, Buffer.

We've got nothing to go on

by way of a description, nothing.

You think it's a one-off?

Hard to say.

Gutsy maneuver, two guys take on a pearling lugger.

We'll head north.

Keep me posted on anything that moves.

Yes, sir.

2 Dads is suitably contrite?

No, no, not that I've noticed.

You know, I will be watching him very closely.

These apples are delicious.

Nothing here is delicious.

Someone's sour.

Get told off, did you?

You know what, 2 Dads, I reckon it was fair enough.

You know what?

I reckon they're an item.

Who?

Buffer and the X.

They're always finishing each other's sentences.

They're always together.

I reckon they're on.

You're crazy.

When I suggested it to Buffer...

You what?

Yeah, well, I kind of said it like,

just 'cause he was on my back.

You said him and the X?

I said it as a joke, all right?

He hit the roof.

He took it completely out of proportion.

And you know what?

I was standing there today, watching them.

They're like that.

Hey, Bomber.

Seriously, great donuts.

Thanks.

Definitely.

You all right?

Yes, ma'am.

I can see you haven't forgotten to refuel yourself.

Radar contact, bearing 325, range, 15 nautical miles.

It's not moving.

Great.

Let's check it out.

They're a fair way off the coast

for a pleasure craft like that.

Hmm, what do you think, deep sea fishermen?

Well, that's not really rigged out for serious fishing.

It looks more like a couple of guys having a party.

I've got Village People.

I gotta go have a look.

Good afternoon, gentlemen.

Hey hey.

Hello.

Hey!

I'm Lieutenant McGregor from the Australian Navy.

Oh, I'm Jay Fennelly, your honor.

And this is, this is my...

This is my first mate, Sutton Hammil.

Hello.

Hello.

Sir, a pearling lugger has been robbed

not far from here and...

Pearling lugger?

Yes, that's right.

Just say it again.

I just like the way you say that.

Lugger.

A few beers in the sun, sir?

Lugger.

Lugger.

I'm not here to amuse you, Mr. Fennelly.

I'm here because there are poachers in the area.

Poachers .

Sorry, sir.

Sorry, sirs.

Sorry, sirs.

This is a very serious crime

that we are talking about here.

What's that?

Okay.

Well, let's start with a search on this boat

and see what we come up with.
At the pool.

A pool party.

The pearl poachers pool party.

Yeah?

I beg your pardon.

The pearl party.

Pool party, yeah?

Just pool party, yeah?

Spider, start with the wheelhouse.

Not Spider.

Hey, Spider, no, not the wheelhouse.

Seaman Webb.

There's a spider in the wheelhouse.

And once we've finished up there,

we will start down below.

Take a seat!

Take a seat!

Yeah, all right, right-o, right.

Those boys are off their heads, mate.

They're off something.

Well, who in the hell are you?

Sorry, ma'am.

We're the Royal Australian Navy.

Just conducting a search of your vessel.

Jeepers.

Excuse us, ma'am.

What's your name?

Tegan.

Tegan Mary Katherine O'Reardon.

What are you looking for?

Well, drugs,

firearms, stolen goods.

You wouldn't happen to have anything like that onboard,

would you, ma'am?

Yeah, all that stuff's in the cupboard there.

In there?

Yeah.

Just kidding.

X, I don't understand.

Why are you still searching

if you don't think they're the pearl thieves?

Sir, these guys are on some kind of drug.

They're being uncooperative.

So leave them to it and let's get on our way.

Sir, I believe they may be in possession

of illegal substances onboard.

X, we're looking for serious armed thieves,

not a couple of smalltime.

Wrap it up ASAP and let's move on.

Roger that.

Excuse me, constable.

It's lieutenant.

No!

What?

Well, he is the first mate, and I am the captain.

There is no lieutenant.

Sit down!

You must have been.

Yeah, yeah, I've been there.

Yeah?

Yeah, I went to this great trance party there

a couple of months ago.

Yeah.

Seaman Webb, have you found anything?

No, ma'am, not as yet, but I'm still looking.

Oh, do you want me to move?

No, no, you're all right.

Stay there.

Yes, we would like you to move as a matter of fact,

up on deck, thank you, ASAP.

What have you found?

Anything?

No.

X, look, I think this boat's pretty clean.

Have you checked in there?

No, I haven't, ma'am.

Unscrew it.

Take a look inside.

Yes, ma'am.

All right, Spider, what about this paneling?

We won't be able to remove that

without causing damage, ma'am.

Okay.

Go through the bed.

I want the drawers under the bed checked,

these two headboards.

Let's do this properly.

Yes, ma'am.

You guys all right down here?

We are fine.

Well, can I get you anything, huh?

Lights, torches, a couple of bagels maybe?

X.

A reason to smile.

How much stuff are we talking about here, X?

Large quantities?

Sir, it is more than just for personal use.

It's definitely a matter for the federal police, over.

Right.

Well, they're not gonna like it,

having to travel all the way out here.

Well, that's their job.

All right, standby.

Roger that.

Aren't you supposed to be sitting down?

Federal police have got a boat just north of Port Hedland.

That's hours away.

Ah, they're willing to make the trip

as long as it's worth their while,

but they do want you to confirm that for them.

Okay, I'll speak to them.

Meanwhile, find out

if there's any more pearling boats within range.

Yes, sir.

How'd you go, RO.

sent through a list of luggers in the area.

Nearest is west.

That's a fair way south.

Yeah, about 80 miles.

Okay, let's get ready to move that way.

Yes, sir.

X, captain.

This is X-ray 8-2, go ahead.

X we need to resume this search for the pearl thieves,

and the feds are on their way.

So return to Hammersley, please.

Leave Buffer and Spider onboard motor launch

as a guard crew, over.

Roger that, sir.

Hey, Buff, did you copy that?

Yes, thank you, ma'am.

Hey, boss, is there an ETA on the feds?

What, the feds are coming?

Hey, the feds are coming?

Are they really?

Hey, this is gonna be fun.

Tomorrow morning, Buffer.

Hey-hey, woo-hoo!

Yeah, roger that.

You wanna watch a movie?

No.

Come on, come on, come on.

This is absolutely delicious.

Correct.

Great fish curry.

Where did you learn to cook like this?

I did a bit of work up in Darwin.

Yeah, right.

He was like the best chef in the whole territory.

Oh, get off.

Yeah, you were, mate.

Don't be modest.

Here, have some more.

That's it, bring it on.

Thank you.

Oh, that's plenty, plenty, plenty.

You're a big boy.

Damn straight.

Hey, save some for yourself.

No, mate.

Right-o.

You know, I can't believe you guys

like straightened up enough to make this.

You guys were pretty wasted before.

Oh, just harmless little smack, mate.

Nothing serious, eh.

Nothing serious.

I hope the feds see it that way.

I've never seen two people laugh that hard,

especially at our XO.

Bravo 8-2, this is X-ray 8-2.

Bravo 8-2, this is X-ray 8-2.

He scratches the third circle and he wins a car.

They might be having problems with their radio.

I'll just give them a sec.

Bravo 8-2, this is X-ray 8-2, come in.

Hey, Buff.

Buff, that's the radio.

Oh, I've got an iPod.

Bravo 8-2, this is X-ray 8-2, come in.

That was the radio.

Oh.

Get it.

Bravo 8-2, this is X-ray 8-2, come in.

Hello?

Buffer?

Hi, Kate.

What's going on there, Buff?

Buff, you gotta get it together.

Hello?

Hello, Kate.

The radio's gone dead.

Was he laughing?

I think we should wake the CO.

This better be good.

Sir, I'm sorry to disturb you, but I think

there might be a problem with the standing party.

Bravo 8-2, come in, Bravo 8-2.

Bravo 8-2, come in, Bravo 8-2.

Bravo 8-2, come in, Bravo 8-2.

Sir, there's something up ahead.

Sir, it's them.

I am

genuinely shocked that two sailors with your experience

would allow this to happen.

They must have laced the food with drugs.

No kidding, Spider!

I should have seen it coming, X.

Absolutely, you should have.

It is incompetent, and it is embarrassing.

We had to radio the federal police

to explain to them what happened.

You do know how serious this is, don't you?

Yes, ma'am.

Yes, of course, X.

I'll be talking with the CO about this.

In the meantime, you are both confined below decks

until further notice.

She tore strips off them.

I could hear it all the way up the passageway.

They messed up.

Somebody could have been killed.

Shh!

You are the pot calling the kettle black.

We should just be relieved that no one got hurt.

I reckon it was a lovers' tiff.

What?

Lovers' tiff, Buff and the X.

What are you talking about?

Come on.

They're a couple.

Everyone knows that.

You might have a problem.

With what?

I don't wanna get anybody in trouble.

No, Nikki, just tell me.

There is a rumor doing the rounds.

Ah.

It's about you and Buffer.

About usu?

What?

Well, that

you're linked.

Romantically linked?

Is it a joke?

Who in their right mind would actually believe that?

Well, I think some of the crew.

Well, who told you?

I think it might be coming from the junior sailors,

but everybody knows.

Yeah, everybody knows.

Everyone.
Yeah, of course they do.

Kate, once, when I was in a similar situation,

you were so supportive of me, and I want you to know...

No, Nikki, we are not in a similar situation

because I have no feelings other than strictly professional

for anybody on this boat.

I'm sorry I snapped at you.

No, no, no.

Thank you for telling me.

Sir, another lugger's been attacked.

Armed thieves got away with a large quantity of pearls.

Same guys?

Looks like it.

Similar MO.

Three guys in balaclavas.

They're in and out before anybody knew what was going on.

Who owns the lugger?

It's the same company as the first one.

A small outfit from what I can tell.

Get me the owner of the pearling company on the radio.

Yes, sir.

Mr. Chappel.

Captain.

Call me Mike.

Welcome aboard.

If I had one of these myself,

I'd put some fear into a few people.

We'll do what we can to help you in that department.

Come on through.

We got a description, but it's the same as before.

A couple of blokes on jet skis came out of nowhere.

Do you think there's a reason

they're targeting your company?

We're the smallest, probably the easiest to hit.

Your security doesn't seem particularly effective.

Look, we do what we can.

But the reality is our crews are small

and we work around the clock,

and we can't always be on guard.

Understand.

Not against something like this.

It's just the economics of it.

And now you've lost a lot of pearls.

Oh, forget the pearls.

I've had crew members threatened at gunpoint.

I'm contemplating calling in all my boats

until this thing blows over.

What if we were to use one of your boats as bait?

Sounds bad to me.

We'd position it not far from here

with a couple of my crew concealed onboard.

Look, these guys aren't gonna attack

if you're in the area.

They won't know.

We'll be just over the horizon.

Once we get the word, we move in.

At which time half my crew has been shot up and killed.

Well, that's not the plan, obviously.

But of course, we can't act on this

without your cooperation.

How many of you will be on my boat?

Two or three.

Myself and one other.

That's all we'd need.

You and Buffer.

Buffer?

Yeah, he's perfect for the job.

Now, Mr. Chappel, we're gonna have to work out the details

so I'm gonna need your help with a few things.

Okay.

Chappel seems like a decent bloke.

Sir, this mission, can we use someone else besides Buffer?

Why?

Because he is currently in disgrace

after what happened on the motor launch.

You've already given him a serve for that,

and I think he's pretty well humiliated by the whole thing.

And it's not often that Buffer messes up,

and this would be a good way for him to make things right.

Yeah, it's just that it's very soon.

Yeah, I know, but I think it'll be good for morale.

And the fact is you and buffer make a great team.

Yes, sir, but...

What if I told you that there's a rumor

that the Buffer and the X are having a romantic liaison?

Mate, if they're having a shipboard romance,

I'll eat my hat.

Start munching.

What?

You're actually buying this about the X.

I'm just telling you what I've been told.

By who?

2 Dads.

I'd rather not say.

Mate, you know what I think of 2 Dads.

He's about as reliable as a.

Shh.

The source tells me that Buffer and Lieutenant McGregor,

they are an item.

You'll believe anything.

What?

Well, obviously, this puts us all

in a very difficult position.

And whether or not there's any truth to the rumors,

I'm duty bound to investigate the situation.

There is no situations.

There is absolutely no truth to the rumor whatsoever.

Yeah, I second that, boss.

Do you have any idea why anybody would think that?

No.

Well, somebody does.

You both know and understand the Navy's policy

regarding onboard relationships.

Absolutely, sir.

Yes, sir.

You have to be 100% above suspicion regarding this.

We are, boss.

It's us.

Of course, I accept your word

that these rumors are nonsense.

Thank you.

I want the whole business to go away.

So both of you, do your best to make sure that it does.

Yes, sir.

You can count on that.

All right.

Buffer, you can go.

I feel guilty, and I haven't done anything.

I don't understand how this is happening.

Yes, well,

who knows.

You have to know that I would never ever...

X, we've discussed it.

Yes, sir.

I presume you won't be sending Buffer and me

on the pearling lugger together.

Absolutely, I am.

If I change the plan now,

it's just gonna feed the rumor mill.

You're both professionals.

Yes, sir.

Let's hope we can get past this.

X.

I think he believes us,

so at least that is one good thing.

But I am going to find whoever started this rumor

and I am going to feed them to the sharks.

Yeah, I don't blame you.

It's good to go, Buff.

, mate.

Try not to have too much fun.

What's that supposed to mean?

Sorry, what?

I said what's that supposed to mean.

It means, I don't know, I hope you get some pearl thieves.

Look, I didn't choose this.

All right, I'm following a direct order from our captain.

Yeah.

It's the same with the XO.

Ma'am.

Ma'am.

She, we,

we were picked, okay?

The captain picked us.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Mate, we're all on the same team, remember?

Yeah, good.

Just make sure you wear protection.

The helmet.

Leading Seaman Kosov-Meyer,

report to the CO at the rush.

You wanted to see me, sir?

Come in.

Shut the door.

Are you aware that rumor mongering is a chargeable offense?

I've heard a rumor to that effect, sir.

Listen, I'm deadly serious.

There's some ugly rumors circulating onboard right now,

and I think you started them.

Sir, it's not a rumor.

Charge really is a woman.

Okay, you wanna be smart.

I'm charging you right here, right now.

Sir, I don't even know what you're talking about!

The malicious talk about Buffer and the X.

I wanna know exactly where it started and how,

or I promise you, you will not be just charged.

You will be off my boat.

Buffer and the X, when they're together, they,

they give off heat.

It's electric.

Right, you're finished.

Sir, no!

Get out.
What?

Sir!

Get out!

Something I might have said it as a joke

has been taken completely out of proportion and context.

I certainly never meant anything to be taken seriously, sir.

Get in here.

I take this seriously.

You can destroy careers with this sort of thing.

Oh, come on.

Listen to me, 2 Dads.

The two people involved here are absolutely first class,

dedicated sailors, two of the very, very best.

Sir, I fully...

Shut up and listen to me!

You don't deserve to be on a boat with either of them.

Now you're at the end of your line, sailor.

Any more rubbish out of you and you're not just off my boat,

you're out of the Navy.

Understand me?

Yes, sir.

Get lost.

Afternoon.

Hey.

Lieutenant McGregor.

How you going?

G'day, mate, Buffer.

G'day, mate.

Okay, the last thing that we wanna do is get in your way,

so you guys just go about your business.

No problem.

Look, once we get sorted, we'll leave you guys on deck.

The rest of the crew will be in the wheelhouse.

Yeah, that's good.

It's a safe place.

So we'll take a look around, go over the plan one more time.

If the thieves strike, they'll most likely do it at night.

Yeah, absolutely, which doesn't leave us a lot of time.

Oh, my legs gone to sleep.

Shh.

You're making a racket.

I can't help it.

Do you have any idea how the rumor started?

2 Dads.

Well, how did he get an idea like that?

He made it up.

Why?

Well, he was embarrassed about his screw-up with the fuel,

and then he couldn't cope

with you and I tearing shreds off him.

That's just part of being in the Navy.

It's standard Navy discipline.

And he cannot handle it.

If you wait for something, it'll never happen.

What are you talking about?

This, what we're doing.

Yeah, you watch.

We'll sit here, waiting all night and they'll never show up.

Now if we weren't waiting, then they just show up.

What is that?

It's just the anchor line.

I know, shh.

My feelings for you are purely professional.

Yeah, mine too.

I mean, about you.

What was that?

They're coming up the other way.

Come on.

Oh.

Don't you move or I'll cut you.

Drop the weapon!

Drop it on the deck!

Yeah, I'm dropping, I'm dropping it.

Put the gun down!

I will kill her!
Buffer, put it down.

Buffer, put it down.

Do as he says.

Don't do it!

What the hell?

Righty-o, everybody freeze.

Put your hands up in the air.

Let's go.

Put your hands in the air, yeah.

Back up, back up against the rail.

Back against the rail, come on.

Buffer.

Where was Chappel?

Where were the rest of the crew?

Where were they?

In the wheelhouse and down below.

You know they changed their MO.

They came right over the front

and walked right past the wheelhouse to get to us.

He should have heard something.

What are you saying, he's in on it,

he's raiding his own boat?

It took him a hell of a long time

to get to us out here on the deck.

Buff, you're cutting yourself to pieces on it.

Got it.

You all right?

Yeah.

There's a knife just there.

Yeah.

You okay?

Yeah, I'm good.

Oh, thanks, mate.

Appreciate it.

They got everything...

Are you gentlemen all right?

They're headed northeast.

Let's take the tinny, we'll follow them.

Look, I can't afford to lose the tinny

on top of everything else.

You all right?

Yeah, well, I'm not asking you.

Huh, look what they left behind.

Thanks, mate.

X, X.
You all right?

Jet ski one, this is Chappel.

Get down there and untie your crew!

Charlie 8-2, this is X-ray 8-2.

Sir, we were jumped by the poachers last night.

They're on jet ski, so they must have gone

to the nearest land, Staubs Island.

We are headed there now hoping to pick up on their trail.

Yeah, roger that, X.

You might wanna get the feds in

to pick up Chappel, sir.

He is definitely in on it.

Roger that.

We've got your general direction and we're following,

but you're not on radar as yet, over.

We are heading in the north,

northeasterly direction, over.

Roger.

No sign of them anywhere, X.

No, they've gotta be here somewhere.

They can't have just disappeared.

I can see something.

Where?

Just up ahead.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'll get us in there and kill the engine.

Sir, permission to go ashore.

We have a contact, over.

X, these guys are armed.

It's your call, but don't take any unnecessary risks.

Copy that.

Same jet skis, X.

Hey.

You didn't even drink your coffee.

You're such a silly tart sometimes.

Oh, man, I've just about had it with your hate.

Don't light a fire.

We don't need it.

I need it.

I'm cold.

You're just coming down.

Surprise, surprise.

It's those idiots.

They're poachers.

Yeah, that's them all right.

I'd recognize those boots anywhere.

And Chappel said he'll be here soon.

Why can't we go back to the motor launch?

Because he said not to.

I'm hungry.

All my stuff's onboard, all the food.

Hammil, the Navy's probably watching the boat right now,

waiting for us.

How the hell are we supposed to get outta here?

Chappel's gonna take us.

The other one must be in their tent.

Let's do it.

Man, with that crap.

Hammil, what are you doing?

I wanna light this fire.

No, you're not.

Think!

I'm not nuts, bro.

You're paranoid.

We're in the clear.

Give me that!

I told him, the idiot.

You're both paranoid.

Do you blame us, eh, with you around?

Mate, I'm the one who thought out this whole thing.

Like hell you did.

I was.

It was my idea.

Your idea?

Brain damage, mate.

That's irrelevant.

Put your hands behind your head.

Put your hands behind your head!

Don't shoot, don't shoot.

Down on your knees.

You, get down on your knees.

Go get him, Buff.

Don't you move!

You can put the gun down.

Yeah, sure I can.

What are you doing?

Get down.

Fennelly.

Move over.

What?

You heard me.

I said move over to your friend.

Now get on our knees.

You gotta be kidding me.

Do I look like I'm kidding?

Get on our knees.

You broke my ankle!

You pig.

You've broken my ankle.

Yeah, I hope so.

That's Kevlar plating, you idiot.

Charlie 8-2, we have apprehended three people,

but there's no sign of the pearls.

Well done, X.

Backup RIB's three minutes away.

Standing by, over.

Where are they?

Don't look at me.

I wouldn't know.

Fennelly.

Where did you put the pearls?

Yeah, I'm gonna tell you.

I thought we were mates.

You broke my ankle, you knob!

Where are they?

Rancid bastard.

Hey, what's the bit?

Did he swallow them?

Sir, all three are in custody down in our steer.

Good.

And the federal police have arrested Chappel.

Good.

You and Buffer.

Yes, sir.

The fact is you are a good team, and I'd like to think

that any interruption to that is well and truly behind us.

Absolutely.

Good.

Um...

Yeah.

Except for one thing.

Kosov-Meyer, the rumormonger.

Ma'am, with all due respect,

I've already been reprimanded by the Commanding Officer.

Shut it, 2 Dads.

You haven't been charged yet.

Now, sit down!

He's right.

The CO has left that up to us.

Charges as we see fit.

Permission to speak in my own defense.

Go ahead.

Ma'am, if I get another charge against my name,

I'm gonna get kicked out.

Well, you should have thought about that

before you started spreading rumors about the XO and myself.

You don't understand.

If I get kicked out of the Navy,

what I'm really trying to say is I really wanna be here.

Well, you haven't given much of a demonstration of that

since you came onboard this ship.

I'm really sorry for what I said.

It was a stupid joke.

I never meant for it to hurt anyone.

Please, I'll make it up to you.

I'll do anything.

Just name it, anything.

I think we should charge him, XO.

Yeah, but it's not gonna look good on his record.

And that doesn't look good already.

So instead, we have a little job for you.

There's a poacher in custody in our steer

suspected of stealing a bunch of pearls.

And we think that he's actually swallowing the pearls.

So your job is to retrieve them.

Retrieve them how?

It's up to you.

Okay, dinner.

That's, uh...

That's for you, and that's for you.

There you go.

It's the house special.

Enjoy.

Oh, this looks pretty damn good.

No, no, no, no, no.

Don't eat that!

Ah.

What's up?

It's not for you.

It's great.

Who taught you to make chicken curry like that?

My uncle.

He's Indian, from Hyderabad.

Really?

No, I'm just making it up.

Laxative.

Industrial strength laxative from the medical kit.

That stuff is lethal.

Ugh.

I really don't think we'll have any more trouble from him.

I hope you're right.

X.

Boss.

2 Dads has something for you.

I got them, the pearls.

How did you...

No, no, no, don't tell us.

We don't wanna know.