All language subtitles for Sea Patrol S03E02

Excuse me, I bought this watch off you this morning.

Rolex, classy.

All the way from Switzerland.

It stopped.

It's not my problem.

Hey, well, what about the 250 I paid for it?

We don't do refunds on our stuff.

Yeah, well, then I'll just swap it for one of these...

That 'cause it's all stolen?

We're dealers in secondhand goods.

GPS, brand new, no box.

What ship did that come from?

Oh, marine guidance systems,

digital cameras, mini DVs, watches.

Tourists everywhere are patting their pockets,

going, hang on a sec.

Mate, if I were you, I'd report them to the cops.

May be a warrant out for them.

Yeah, yeah, maybe I will.

Hey, mate.

Maybe we can do a deal on something else, huh?

Camera?

Another watch.

What about this little guy?

I can't sell him.

He's my pet.

How much?

500, and it'll be breaking my heart.

300, and the OMEGA as a replacement

for my newfound friend over there.

Mate, what are you doing?

And we say nothing more

about how your store gets its stock.

Hey, little guy.

Come here, little guy, come on.

Going tick-tock?

Hey, mate.

You crazy, mate.

You can't take a monkey onboard Hammersley.

I don't know the meaning of the word can't.

Jump in, hey, come on, into the bag.

I hope you know the meaning of the word run.

What?

What'd you do?

Sorry.

Whoa, look out.

Woo!

The hell did you do?

Aw, a bit of monkey magic,

turned 300 into 200.

You mean you ripped them off?

We're in the Navy.

See the world, meet interesting people.

Run, man.

Oh, winners are grinners.

Mate you're crazy.

Crazy's my middle name.

You've got enough names

with your double-barrelled last one.

Leo Crazy Kosov-Meyer.

You know, if I did have two dads,

they'd both be really proud of me right about now.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

no, no, no, no, no.

Oi, what do you think you're doing?

Turn around, walk away, mate.

Oh, you want me to come down there, do you?

So no one's got any idea

why those guys were chucking bottles at us last night?

Maybe they weren't aiming at us in particular.

They looked pretty well aimed to me, boss.

No one had any run-ins on shore leave yesterday?

No, boss.

No, sir.

Ah, just some locals, boss, returning our goodwill.

Yes, thank you, 2 Dads.

Change your attitude, Leader.

Let the local authorities know.

They can chase it up.

Yes, sir.

Special sea dutymen, close up.

After you, Nav.

Just the girl I'm looking for.

I wanted to see how you are.

I'm fine.

Nic, I know how much you miss ET.

We all do.

It's so hard.

Everything's the same, but it's not, it's different.

I still expect to see him

every time I turn a corner.

Hm.

That new guy, 2 Dads,

he's the complete opposite.

Mm-hm.

Every time I see him, I just,

just reminded ET's gone.

Have you come back to work too soon?

You need some more leave?

No.

No.

Couldn't bear hanging around at home.

Work's been the only thing getting me through.

Is it just me,

or is Lancelot getting fatter?

Great, I'm creating

the world's first ever obese clownfish.

RO will kill you if you leave peanut shells on his rack.

Just keep an eye out.

Hey?

Did you see that?

He caught it.

Oh, man, gonna teach you all sorts

of little skills when I get you past customs, huh?

Mate, forget customs.

Try getting past the X.

That other crap too.

She always does an inspection when we've been

in a foreign port.

Then I'll distract her with my monkey magic.

Wah, wah.

Huh?

Mate the X is very, very undistractable, trust me.

I haven't met an officer yet

that I couldn't soft-shoe shuffle.

Spider, people are putty in my paws,

like those tossers at the market.

No wonder they were throwing empties at us.

Leader.

Yes, Nav?

You know something about the incident on the wharf?

Some men threw bottles at the ship.

You'd had contact with them?

None to speak of.

Didn't sound that way.

Slip of the ear, ma'am.

Care for a peanut?

Why don't you offer one to the CO?

So those men and you.

We had a slight disagreement at the market, that's all.

About what?

The value of certain items they had for sale.

What items?

What items?

Sorry, Buffer.

Sarongs.

I bought sarongs for my sister,

and those guys ripped me off, overcharged big time.

So this led to the incident at the wharf how?

I gave them a taste of their own medicine.

You cheated them.

I like to see it as evening up the scoreboard, sir.

So they came all the way down

to the wharf to throw bottles

at a warship over some sarongs,

is that what you're saying?

I know.

Who would've thought they would've taken it so badly?

2 Dads, we were on a goodwill visit.

We're not going to spread much

with you ripping off locals.

Won't happen again, boss.

It'd better not.

Not the right way for you to start your tour with us.

No, sir.

I'm sorry, sir.

Back to work.

Aye, sir.

Sarongs.

What do you make of our new electronics tech?

Up himself and unprofessional.

It's early days.

Mayday, mayday, mayday.

This is Captain Anu Tagore of the fishing vessel Monsoon.

We are disabled, over.

Fishing vessel Monsoon, this is Captain Mark Flint

of the Australian warship Hammersley.

What's your situation?

Over.

We had to go full astern

to avoid a collision with the reef.

Our engine has seized.

There's some problem with the gears.

Over.

What's your position?

10 degrees, 40 south,

one, three, one, 10 east, over.

They're in the middle of a shallow reef system, sir.

Lots of bommies and coral close to the surface.

There is a deeper channel

which runs almost the whole way through it,

so if we altered course,

our passage time would be increased,

but it would be a safer journey.

Well, they're not in danger of sinking,

so let's take that channel slow and steady.

Yes, sir.

Post extra lookouts, forward and aft, watch for bommies.

Robbo.

With me.

Fishing vessel Monsoon,

this is Australian warship Hammersley.

We're on our way.

We advise that you drop anchor, over.

Already done, captain.

I don't want to bump into anything else, over.

Swain, starboard, 20, altering zero, one, zero.

Take the ship, Nav.

Yes, sir.

I have the ship.

What, the boss didn't get up you more than that?

Ah, the boss is a pushover.

Yeah, until he finds your little furry friend.

If he does, I'll handle that too.

Port 10, steer two, two, zero.

Port 10, steer two, two, zero.

You all right?

Have you seen my pruning shears?

Your what?

My bonzai clippers.

Why would I have seen your bonzai clippers?

Well, I always keep them

in the top drawer, always.

RO, we are kinda busy here.

See, I've had to learn how

to keep my feet in any situation.

Bommie found on the port bow.

Starboard 30.

Starboard 30.

30 of starboard long, ma'am.

Get up, you dork.

4.7 meters and shallowing.

4.2 meters and holding.

Bommie past aft.

Midships.

Midships.

Port 20.

Port 20.

Stay one, two, zero.

Stay one, two, zero.

Quick off the mark, Nav.

Well done.

Thank you, sir.

Course one, two, zero, Nav.

Captain, bridge.

The Nav requests your presence on the bridge, sir.

No, RO, I still have not seen your bonzai scissors.

Everything all right?

Yeah, I'm fine, I've just, I've misplaced something.

Sir, we have a vessel on our course

which is not responding to radio.

What's it moving?

Drift speed.

Keep trying the radio.

Better take a look.

Sir.

Vessel in position 11 degrees, 25 south,

one, three, one degrees, 40 east,

this is Australian warship Hammersley.

Come in, please.

Yacht Maa Malni on my port bow, please show yourselves.

Try one more, X.

Yacht Maa Malni on my port bow, please show yourselves.

X, take a boarding party

and check it out, but be quick.

The Monsoon's waiting for us.

Do a lap, Bomby.

Hello?

XO, get down here.

It looks like they were attacked

with machetes or something like that

given the defensive wounds on their forearms and hands.

Everything's gone, boss,

money, clothes, GPS, computer.

Yeah, even the bar fridge, boss.

Pirates.

A Canadian husband and wife just following the wind.

Their last logged position places them

about 50 nautical miles east of our current position.

When was that?

0800.

So they're probably long gone.

Let's leave the yacht at anchor.

X, get onto NavCom so they can alert the local authorities.

Hey, boss, what if they're still sniffing around?

Oh, we'll show them we're Navy and not a soft target.

What's the damage, X?

Charge has had a look at their engine.

One of the gear cogs has been stripped

and lost its housing, over.

A terrible noise it made.

Can he fix it so they can make it to their port?

No, sir, I'm gonna need some time

back onboard Hammersley just to make it operable.

Then I'll come back and refit it.

All right, let's set up a tow,

get them out of danger.

We'll see about their engine after that.

Yeah, I'm on it, boss.

Ah, the fellowship of the sea.

Thank you, thank you.

Anything?

Uh, well, the good news is,

there's no sign of bommies and no sign of pirates.

The bad news is, I'm starving.

How long 'til brekkie, Buff?

What?

Nothing.

When was the last time you saw 2 Dads?

He came in about an hour ago,

swapped binos with me.

Reckon it was a lucky pair or something.

Yeah, right.

What do you think you're doing?

Buff, I was...

Why'd you leave the boat deck?

I was hungry.

Leaving your post is a very serious offense.

Come on, Buff, I was only gone a minute.

A minute could be all it takes, 2 Dads.

Everyone needs to keep their eyes open at all times.

Somebody should tell the Nav that.

She almost ran us into that bommie today.

Now, you need to stop right there.

Now, Lieutenant Caetano is

a very fine officer and navigator.

Yes, Buffer.

Look, no one's probably told you.

The guy you're replacing, ET,

the Nav's very upset by his death

because they were close.

I see.

Close?

Close as in...

Now you keep going, sunshine, I dare you.

Yeah, I'll go with a couple, mate.

Sure.

RO, what are you doing back there?

I still can't find my scissors.

They're antique.

Well, they're certainly not in my galley.

I don't lose things.

It's not in my nature.

The last thing that I lost was a figurine

of Papa Smurf in 1997.

I was six.

Hey, we all lose things sometimes.

I can't find my necklace anywhere.

Mate, I wouldn't worry.

In a tub this size, bound to turn up sooner or later.

Exactly.

Has anyone seen my watch.

No, the gold watch, you panda.

One missing item is nothing,

two, that's a coincidence, but three?

Hey, aren't there those things called poltergeists.

Yes, there are also those things called thieves.

Touchy.

Oh dear.

Just iron all of these again later.

Swain.

Oh, I'll help look.

How did RO's scissors, Bomber's necklace,

Charge's watch, and my wallet all come

to be in your cabin, Leading Seaman?

I don't know, sir.

In your rack.

I'm not a thief, boss.

Then how'd this stuff get in there?

Charge had his watch last night.

When would I have had a chance to pinch it?

Buff said that you left your post this morning.

Did you?

Yes, ma'am.

What were you doing?

I was hungry.

That's lame.

Hungry?

I didn't steal it, sir.

I don't know who did, but it wasn't me.

Why would someone else hide stolen goods in your bed?

I don't know, but I didn't steal anything.

Just like you didn't rort those guys at the market, hey?

Come to attention, Leader.

You're on notice.

This will go in front of another CO for their deliberation.

Dismissed.

Yes, sir.

Talk about snakes in the grass.

I knew that I had not lost my shears.

I don't lose things.

Get a funny feeling,

one of your crewmates stealing from you.

I didn't.

I didn't take your shears, I didn't take any of it.

Whatever, 2 Dads.

Who did, then?

I didn't do it.

Yeah, but you know who did.

What am I gonna do?

You're gonna do something about that stupid monkey.

Come here, you.

What's that?

Hm.

My.

Um, one second.

Come in.

Do you mind if I have a word?

Yeah, sure.

Leo, look, I know how difficult it must be

to stand in front of your shipmates

and admit your wrongdoing...

What is that smell?

I don't smell anything, ma'am.

No, it's musty.

It's like some...

What is that?

Leaky pipe?

Yeah, leaky pipe.

Honestly, the Navy should get us ships with better plumbing.

You were saying?

What was that?

Did you hear that?

Rats, maybe.

Oh no.

Ma'am, uh, ma'am, before you, I think you sh...

Oh my god.

My god, it's a monkey.

Where did it come from?

I don't know, but he seems to know you.

X, I know it's against the rules,

but I couldn't resist buying him,

and you know what?

I think he's the thief.

Oh, grow up.

You don't think he's cute?

Cute?

AQIS will quarantine this ship for three months

if we arrive with that little thing onboard.

What?

Well, it could have rabies, or parasites,

or God knows what other diseases

we're trying to keep out of the country,

and I hope that you're gonna stand up

in front of your shipmates and tell them

that they can't see their families

or even get off this ship for thee months

because you decided that the law didn't apply to you.

I didn't think...

No, no, you didn't think, did you?

You are a lazy know-all who has lied to me

and your CO about bringing contraband onboard this ship.

Now, clean up this mess.

It is disgusting.

Ma'am.

What about the monkey?

Well, you're gonna have to get rid of the poor thing.

I owe you an apology, mate.

Come on, jump down.

Uh, hold on.

Yeah, come in.

You're on the steaming party.

Yeah, I've just gotta do one...

Now, let's go.

Yeah, sure, boss.

So, you see, it was the monkey that took your watch.

You brought a monkey onboard.

Yeah, that's why stuff's going missing.

He's been trained to pinch things like a pickpocket.

It makes sense.

Yeah, except the part where you brought a monkey onboard.

Yeah, yeah, I know,

it was a stupid thing to do.

No, look, I knew this idiot who,

when he was a lot younger...
Charge.

Than what he is now,

he brought this spider monkey on board.

Cute as a button, it was.

Smart too, not a pickpocket.

Yeah, what happened?

When the CO found out about it,

he had to go.

Drowned it.

Put him in a life jacket first.

I mean, who knows?

Little fella could've found his way back to shore.

Nav, I'll refit this.

Captain Tagore, I'm Nikki Caetano.

I'm gonna help you navigate out of here

once we get your engines up and running.

Thank you, and welcome, Lieutenant.

Tea?

No, thank you.

Right, well, the charts are upstairs.

2 Dads, with me.

This channel here looks the safest, most direct route.

Okay.

Excuse me, ma'am.

Yep.

I'll go check the towline.

Yep.

A monkey?

A monkey.

He smuggles a monkey onboard,

which then proceeds to pickpocket the entire crew?

Yeah, he has been nothing but trouble

since he joined this ship.

He behaves like he doesn't want to be here.

He doesn't.

He only joined the Navy to avoid going to jail.

What?

He's had minor run-ins

with the police since he was a teenager.

Vandalism, offensive behavior, that sort of thing.

Three years ago, a magistrate recommended

his parents get him to join the services

for a bit of discipline before he ends up with a conviction.

Since when did we become a rehabilitation service?

I know.

Anyway, soon as we're back home, he's off my ship.

And what about the monkey?

Well, I'm not spending $10,000

of taxpayers' money in field

just do drop it off on a desert island.

Where is the damn thing now anyway?

You'll live to see another day, little guy.

Sneak ashore at these guys' port.

Wait, no, no, don't go that way.

Okay.

Nice work.

Nice work.

Uh, I might just check

where my crewmate has got to.

Hey.

Hey, hey, hey.

Let him go.

Hey.

What's going on?

This is the laughing thief.

The one who thinks he can steal from us

and just get away with it.

Oh, you fools.

You couldn't wait five more minutes?

You let him go.

Woman, quiet.

He cheated us at the market, took our monkey.

We can't let him go.

Oh, we can't now, can we?

Which means, Lieutenant, we can't let you go either.

You, there.

Okay, okay.

Where's the other one?

The big engineer, where is he?

The engine room.

Well, go, go, get him, get him.

Get the other gun.

What the hell is going on?

There's a cabin below full of equipment from that yacht.

These are the pirates.

It'll be all right, Nav.

We'll be okay.

I'll think of something.

I do not need you comforting me, Leader Seaman.

It's your stupidity that got us into this.

I can't find the engineer.

Right, give him your gun.

You find him.

Go find him, find him.

You.

No.

No, no.

Hey.

Drop your weapon.

Drop your weapon.

Give me that gun now,

or I kill this dog before your eyes.

Now.

Charge.

Ma'am.

Drop it.

Do it.

Please.

Floor.

Sit down on the floor.

Sir, do you want the good news or the bad news?

Get on with it, RO.

Looks like we found our pirates.

Got a message in from NavCom in response

to yesterday's incident report.

The Monsoon was reported stolen three months ago.

They haven't heard from the crew since.

All right, Buffer, stand by to drop the tow.

Go boarding stations, sir?

Roger, boarding stations.

Swain, port 20, altering one, eight, zero,

revolution 1,700.

20, altering,

revolution 1,700.
Radio, right.

Bomber, Spider, close up on the 50 cal.

Roger that.

November eight, two, this is charlie eight, two, over.

November eight, two, this is charlie eight, two, over.

November eight, two, this is ch...

All right, try and get them on the VHF, RO.

First time we ever scored a Navy radio.

How much you will get for this?

More than we're owed.

I bet you wish you'd paid full price

for that monkey now, eh?

Monsoon, this is Australian warship Hammersley.

Come in, please.

Monsoon, this is Australian warship Hammersley.

Respond.

Monsoon, this is Australian warship Hammersley.

Come in, please.

Give me Lieutenant Commander Flynn.

This is Flynn.

We have three of your crew hostage.

If you try to board us, we will kill them.

I'd like to speak to Lieutenant Caecano

or Chief Engineer Thorpe.

No, no, no, no.

You get nothing 'til I get what I want.

And what's that?

2,000 rounds 50 caliber ammunition.

In exchange for my three crewmembers unharmed?

The lieutenant and the engineer, mm,

but my crew has some business with the young man.

Him we will keep.

Sir, we can't leave 2 Dads.

No, we're not going to,

but we've gotta give them something.

This way, I get two crewmembers back,

a RHIB across there, and a chance to board them.

Yeah, but we can't give them ammunition.

We'll give them something.

Captain has the ship.

Captain Tagore, I'm sending a boat.

Chief, all cleared up, closed the wipe boar, clear.

Ammunition provided to the mount, sir.

Whoa, ease up.

Are you okay?

Come, the ammunition.

Our people come onboard here first.

After we get our bullets first.

Okay, pass them over.

Show me, show me.

Nav.

Lieutenant Caetano and Chief Engineer Thorpe, now.

Kill them now.

No, hold your fire, hold your fire.

Drop your weapons.

Hold your fire.

Put your weapon down.

Put your weapon down.

Do you think we are stupid?

Now you get no one.

Up to the wheelhouse, now.

I've got a clean shot, ma'am.

Hold your fire, Swain.

You tell your captain that, if he decides to follow us,

you'll be collecting their bodies from the water.

Hands to boarding stations, hands to boarding stations.

Full boarding party.

You arrogant Australians.

You think you can cheat us?

Guys, guys, look, I know you're a little upset...

Hey.

Hey, you cheat me.

Ah, ah.

You call us thieves?

You know how much that animal is worth?

How long I train him?

Guys.

Hey.

Stop it.

He's onboard the boat here.

I brought him over.

The monkey's onboard.

Go take a look.

Stop it.

Captain, stop them now.

Go look.

Go look.

He's below there.

He's onb...

Take a look.

He's downstairs behind us.

Take a look down there.

Christ's sake.

He's onboard.

You want to die too?

Hey, watch out.

SITREP, X.

There's gunfire on the Monsoon, sir.

Well, who are they shooting at?

Do we engage, sir?

Do we engage?

Negative, return to the ship, over.

Copy that.

Take us home.

Hey get back inside.

Get back inside.

Anyone see 2 Dads?

No on visible, sir.

How many weapons?

One nine mil, the others have machetes,

there were three on deck,

but Charge signaled that there was a fourth, sir.

Sir, they said if we try to follow,

they'll kill Nav and Charge.

He means it, sir.

We'll see about that.

Bomber, Spider, join the boarding party.

Okay, boarding party, weapons ready.

Returning fire.

Bomber, take the port side.

Roger that, Buffer.

Get us in there, Bomby.

Nav.

Kill them.

Okay, Bomber, we're boarding.

Approaching port side now, Swain.

Drop your weapons.

Were are at port side, Buffer.

Drop your weapons.

Drop your weapons.

We are the Australian Navy.

I order you to drop your weapons.

It's over.

Drop your weapons.

Put your weapons down.

Drop them all.
Put the weapons down.

Drop your weapons.

Put the weapons down.

Put them down.

Down.

Down on your knees, hands behind your back.

2 Dads, this everyone?

Yeah, that's everyone.

2 Dads, where's Nav and Charge.

The wheelhouse.

Roger.

2 Dads, cuff him.

So she says, fine, get your own blanket.

I think this is yours too, sir.

The thief is definitely off my ship?

Yes, sir, he's on the Monsoon somewhere.

Whatever you did

in the market clearly contributed to these events.

Yes, sir, I take full responsibility for my behavior.

Up to an hour ago, you were off my ship,

headed for a captain's table.

Yes, sir.

But you've earned yourself a last chance.

Thank you, sir.

And the privilege of sterilizing

everywhere that monkey's been with a toothbrush.

Yes, sir.

Now, if you want to stay on my ship,

you gotta prove yourself, Leader.

Won't let you down, boss.

Very good.

Thanks, boss.

Don't forget the galley and the laundry.

Absolutely.

You never did see my monkey, did you, Nav?

Cute as, little button eyes, cheeky little thing.

You would've loved him.

A pleasure I can live without, 2 Dads.

Good with animals, great with nunchucks,

oh, and I am rich too, so got that going for me as well.

Aw, come on, Nav, I'm not that bad, am I?

You jumping back on board wasn't some great plan

to save Charge and me, was it?

You just wanted to save your own skin.

I know the others think you're okay now,

but doing something by default,

that's not good enough in my book.

I'm watching you.

As long as it's not in the shower.