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♪ upbeat music ♪
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[phone alarm]
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- I'm sorry if that woke you.
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- Oh no, what time is it?
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- Whoo! 7:30.
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Oh, I wish I could stay in bed,
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but I have like 30 cameos
to shoot before work.
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- Uh, the worst.
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- Hey, last night was really fun.
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- Really?
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I don't know if you could tell
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but that was my first time
with a lesbian woman.
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- Okay, you don't need to say both,
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and I don't really use labels.
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Oh. Okay.
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Okay.
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I'm glad you're so cool about this.
So chill.
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The last time I got busy with a coworker,
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Reed, it got weird.
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- Maybe because you
used the term "got busy."
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- What do people say now?
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- Fucking?
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- Oh yeah. I'm used to network television.
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- Look, don't worry.
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It's not weird.
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We're friends.
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- Friends?
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I love that.
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It's been so long since I've
had a friend that was a woman.
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My last one was technically my assistant,
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but then she started charging my Amex.
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Like I'm not gonna notice
a charge for a Bowflex.
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- Hey, if it's cool,
I'm gonna hop in the shower.
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- Okay. Yeah. No, totally. Um...
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but, before you go in,
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I'm just...
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since it was my first time with a,
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a lady,
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did I do it right?
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- Bree, you slayed.
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That means you were great!
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♪ If you're having girl problems ♪
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♪ I feel bad for you, son ♪
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♪ I got 99 problems
and a bitch ain't one ♪
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♪ slow-tempo country music ♪
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- Oh, hello.
- Hello!
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- You're looking chipper.
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- Oh, 'cause I feel chipper.
- Oh, new.
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Um, since I have you...
- Mh-mm.
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- About me calling you last night.
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- Oh, do we have to do that?
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- No, absolutely we do not.
- Okay, good.
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- I just, I just don't want you to
get the wrong impression, okay.
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I'm not harboring feelings for you.
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I'm just missing Nora.
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- No worries. I am good.
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- So, you're Gatorade good?
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- Yes. Yes, I am.
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- 'Cause I just remember
the only time you drank Gatorade
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is after, you know, getting busy, so.
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- Just say fucking.
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- Yeah, uh--
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I didn't realize that
you were back out there.
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- Well, Timberly and I went
out to a hotspot last night.
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It was really fun.
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- You and Timberly.
- Mh-mm.
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- That's weird.
- Why is it weird?
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- Last week you tried to destroy her.
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- I was being silly.
We're good friends now.
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If you'll excuse me,
I have to go do 40 cameos.
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- You know, another interesting
thing about the Gatorade
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is that--
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♪
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- Well, thank you again
for meeting with me.
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- Oh yeah, of course. I'm stoked.
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None of the other executives
ever wanted to meet with me before.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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I even invited them to
my eighth birthday party.
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- Aw.
- Oh, it's okay.
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They were probably just freaked out
about having to wear bathing suits.
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- How old were you
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when you first started working?
- Four.
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I said "ouchie" in a Band-Aid commercial.
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Pretty crazy working so young, huh?
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- Actually, I started a little
business when I was six.
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- Oh, cool. Like a lemonade stand?
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- I invented a glucose
monitor for my diabetic cat,
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which was subsequently purchased
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by a pharmaceutical company.
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- Awesome.
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So we both started in the medical field.
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- Yeah.
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[Zack splutters]
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So, besides Step Right Up,
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do you have any other
projects in development
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that you're excited about?
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- Actually, yes. Thank you for asking.
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I'm currently developing
a batting cage in my backyard.
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[Elaine laughs awkwardly]
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Boom!
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[laughter continues]
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- Uh...
[bell rings]
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- Ah, look at this.
A donut with bacon.
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Who do you think's gonna
have a heart attack first,
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me or my rabbi?
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- Remember when they first
put potato chips in a can?
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- You know what? I am tempted though.
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- That's actually a fonut.
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It's gluten-free and the facon
is made with beans.
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- Okay. Why would you tell me that?
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- Hey, Reed, I'm confused.
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Does the Cody character
live above the garage
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or in the basement?
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- Nobody knows. It's a whole thing.
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- Ugh.
- Oh, oh, Timberly.
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- Yeah?
- I heard that you and Bree
went out last night.
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- Sure did.
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- May I just say, brava.
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Bree's been having a rough go of it
since the divorce.
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- Oh, I know. I was like, girl,
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you think you can't get it,
but you can totally get it.
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- Uh, yes. And I understand she got it.
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- Uh, yeah. She got it.
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- Ah, well,
I'm very proud of her, you know?
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Nice guy, I hope.
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- Well.
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- Not a nice guy?
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- It wasn't a guy.
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- Oh.
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- Hm.
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- [stammering] You?
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- Hm.
[Reed clears throat]
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You two. You two?
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Cool.
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Cool. Cool.
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Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool.
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- Did I just blow your mind, boomer?
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- What, what?
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No, girl. That don't phase me.
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- Hm?
DENNIS: Timberly?
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- Yeah?
- Mind if I steal you?
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We're about to block the basement scene.
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- Is that where Cody lives?
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- Please don't ask me. I can't.
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- I'm, uh, freaking out.
- About what?
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Never mind, I don't care.
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- Last night I called Bree and she was
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uncharacteristically dismissive.
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- Again, I could not care less
about this conversation.
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- She was having sex with Timberly.
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- Go on.
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- Bree's into women now?
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Which, you know, which is cool.
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It's all good. It's good in the hood.
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Ain't no thing.
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- You really need to hang out
with more Black people.
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- That's fair. I'm just stunned.
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This is so not like Bree.
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- But it is very Timberly.
- What do you mean?
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- They used to call her "Sin-berly"
on Fuck Buddy Mountain.
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Men, women, that chick is
up and down for anything.
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- Wait, are you watching
that stupid reality show?
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- Well you can't imagine
how badass these women are.
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Like when Tawny crashed her snowmobile
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and had to walk three miles
in high heels and a teddy,
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only to find Kim in bed with Brody,
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who I knew was trouble.
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- Guys, we're way behind.
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And you know how cranky Jerry gets
when he's not home by 2:00 PM.
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- Okay. All right.
JERRY: Okay. Let's go!
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- Hey, don't tell anyone.
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- We're on a TV set.
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You think Bree scissoring Timberly
isn't going to get around?
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Just...
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- Wait, wait. I'm confused.
What is scissoring?
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- It's when two women spread their legs,
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a la scissors, and I don't wanna be crass,
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but they rub their pussies together.
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- Okay.
- This from a woman who was
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just showing us pictures of her grandson.
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- You can't put me in a box.
- Not for another year or so.
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[all laughing]
- Where were these jokes yesterday?
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Instead of the 50 pitches on oat milk.
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- For the record, scissoring is bullshit.
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It is a fantasy of lesbian sex
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that exists primarily in porn
made for hetero men.
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- Why do you have to ruin everything?
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- Why am I having such a hard time
picturing this scissors thing?
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- The whole thing is quite
simple, actually, okay?
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You have two women,
in this case are Bree and Timberly,
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and they lie up on a bed
or perhaps a beach towel
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with their legs spread akimbo.
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And then they gingerly
press each other's loins together--
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- Oh god, why does Alan
get to say things like that,
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but I get yelled at
for ordering two soups?
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- Yeah. Let's, let's get back to work.
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- Yeah, yeah. But right after
Alan tells the story about
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the time he got the blowjob
from Paul Lynde in his Hollywood square.
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- Shut up.
- It was the '70s.
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I had taken a Quaalude.
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- Oh my God, Paul Lynde is a daddy.
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What was he like?
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- The man had a jaw like a python.
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- Okay. Let's just stop
prying into each other's sex lives.
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- That's half the reason I come to work.
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How about you, two soups?
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Who you bringing the clam chowder home to?
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- Two soups.
Is that my nickname now?
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- Hannah looks uncomfortable.
Let's talk about her.
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- No, we're not gonna do that.
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- You know what? Hannah's right.
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Let's get serious. We got at least
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three pages to cut out of this script.
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And what do we use to cut things.
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ALL: Scissors.
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GORDON:
Came up again naturally.
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- Yep
GORDON: I'll tell you a story.
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Goldie Hawn,
this is before she was famous.
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SELMA:
Ugh, not the Goldie Hawn story.
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- I got all sorts of crazy stories.
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One of my fellow jurors on
12 Angry Boys faked a seizure
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so he could get to his
sister's bowling party.
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- Wow.
People in Hollywood
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are so much more dramatic
than I'm used to.
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In Silicon Valley, a coder is
considered high maintenance
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if they ask for a standing desk.
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- [laughs] I want one.
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I've only ever used a sitting desk.
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- Well, this has been fun,
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but I gotta get back to the office.
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- You're not gonna come hang out on set
before the run-through?
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- No, I have to read an outline
and try to get through these emails.
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- Your job doesn't sound as fun as mine.
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Have you ever seen any of
the cool things on the lot?
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Come on. I'm giving you a tour.
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- No, no, no.
I gotta get back to the office.
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- But your phone's going on a tour.
- Hey!
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♪
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- Oh, Whitney, come on.
You're a member of the family now.
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You can ask me for anything,
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except for my red Valentino's.
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I'm getting buried in those.
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[chuckling]
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- The only thing I want
is to be your friend.
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- Come here.
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- Ooh. I'm liking in this scene today
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way more than I did yesterday.
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- A very nice tender moment.
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Bygones are now bygones.
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And we're out.
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- Hey, so Jerry, would Bree's buried line
252
00:10:48,941 --> 00:10:51,777
be funnier if I made a joke
about wanting the Valentino's?
253
00:10:51,777 --> 00:10:53,946
BREE: Ooh!
- Bree got a laugh on it.
254
00:10:53,946 --> 00:10:55,364
- I think she'd get a bigger one.
Let's do it.
255
00:10:55,364 --> 00:10:56,281
- Yeah.
- Okay.
256
00:10:56,281 --> 00:10:57,616
- Okay. Let's go again.
257
00:10:57,616 --> 00:10:58,617
I don't give a shit.
258
00:10:59,535 --> 00:11:00,869
- Did you see that?
259
00:11:00,869 --> 00:11:03,455
Since when is Bree giving away jokes?
260
00:11:03,455 --> 00:11:05,666
- It's just like what happened on
Fuck Buddy Mountain.
261
00:11:05,666 --> 00:11:06,959
- What are you talking about?
262
00:11:06,959 --> 00:11:09,127
- There was this super sweet girl,
Sarah R,
263
00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:10,921
who you just couldn't help but love.
264
00:11:10,921 --> 00:11:12,965
But Timberly saw her as a threat.
265
00:11:12,965 --> 00:11:15,467
So, what does she do?
She seduces her.
266
00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:18,720
And Sarah R being the naive Iowa farm girl
267
00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:20,389
let her guard down and then bam.
268
00:11:20,389 --> 00:11:21,890
- Bam. What do you mean, bam?
269
00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:24,101
- She gave Timberly her immunity thong.
270
00:11:24,101 --> 00:11:25,435
- Her immunity thong?
- Yeah.
271
00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:27,938
And then the naked council
sent her into sex-ile.
272
00:11:27,938 --> 00:11:30,190
- Into sex-ile?
- Yes.
273
00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:33,193
- You don't think that's why
Timberly had sex with Bree?
274
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:36,113
- I don't know, but I'm
on the edge of my seat.
275
00:11:36,113 --> 00:11:38,073
Oh, they're hugging again.
276
00:11:38,073 --> 00:11:40,659
- And that's it, we're out.
277
00:11:41,285 --> 00:11:43,495
Bye-bye.
- See you, Jer.
278
00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:44,913
- It was funnier, right?
279
00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:46,832
- Much better. Funnier.
- Oh, fantastic.
280
00:11:46,832 --> 00:11:48,417
BREE: It's funny.
- Mm-hm.
281
00:11:50,252 --> 00:11:51,503
- Hi!
282
00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:53,172
Should we keep pitching on the tag
283
00:11:53,172 --> 00:11:55,048
or start to blue sky the next episode?
284
00:11:55,757 --> 00:11:56,758
- Huh?
285
00:11:57,551 --> 00:11:58,802
- You okay?
286
00:11:58,802 --> 00:12:00,679
- Yeah. I, um...
287
00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:08,437
There's all that sex talk in there,
288
00:12:08,437 --> 00:12:10,898
and we were laughing, and then it hit me.
289
00:12:11,607 --> 00:12:14,193
My dad doesn't know.
- Doesn't know what?
290
00:12:14,193 --> 00:12:16,069
He clearly knows a lot
more about sex than Bob.
291
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:17,905
- No, he doesn't know about me.
292
00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:21,575
You know, that...
that I'm a lesbian.
293
00:12:21,575 --> 00:12:24,244
- No one says lesbian anymore,
Billie Jean King.
294
00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:25,454
- Anyway, I just, I don't know.
295
00:12:25,454 --> 00:12:27,122
I feel like I have to
come out all over again.
296
00:12:27,122 --> 00:12:29,082
And it's like I thought
I was done with this shit.
297
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,126
I'm, you know, 30-ish years old.
298
00:12:31,126 --> 00:12:32,794
- That ish is doing a lot of work.
299
00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:34,630
- Hmm. At least my bones are strong
300
00:12:34,630 --> 00:12:36,673
from having grown up
drinking real fucking milk.
301
00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:39,176
- I don't understand.
Why didn't you just come out to him?
302
00:12:39,176 --> 00:12:41,845
- It's not like he was around
when I came out to my mom.
303
00:12:41,845 --> 00:12:43,722
And I wasn't gonna knock
on his door and be like,
304
00:12:43,722 --> 00:12:45,891
"Happy Thanksgiving.
Hope you're having fun
305
00:12:45,891 --> 00:12:46,975
"with the family you left me for.
306
00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:49,061
By the way, I like sex with women."
307
00:12:49,061 --> 00:12:50,979
- Why don't you just do it now?
Get it over with.
308
00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:55,400
- You're right. You're right.
309
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:56,527
Thank you.
310
00:12:56,527 --> 00:12:58,403
I don't why I'm so nervous about this.
311
00:12:59,530 --> 00:13:01,281
Although, is it
inappropriate to do at work?
312
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,325
- Oh, did you not just attend scissorfest?
313
00:13:03,325 --> 00:13:04,493
- Right.
BENNY: Yeah.
314
00:13:04,493 --> 00:13:06,495
♪
315
00:13:10,832 --> 00:13:12,960
- Hey, um, you busy?
316
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:15,462
- Huh? I got a hankering for something.
317
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:17,339
I don't know what it is, but something.
318
00:13:17,339 --> 00:13:19,758
- Yeah. Yeah. Mind if I talk
to you for a second?
319
00:13:19,758 --> 00:13:21,385
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure.
320
00:13:21,385 --> 00:13:25,097
- So today it occurred to me that you--
321
00:13:25,097 --> 00:13:27,891
- Oh, my God. When was the last time
anybody cleaned out this place?
322
00:13:27,891 --> 00:13:29,226
Look at that, Sanka.
323
00:13:29,226 --> 00:13:31,144
- [weak chuckle]
Yeah. You know what?
324
00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:33,981
Uh, never mind. Sorry.
325
00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:35,858
- Hey, anybody know if Sanka expires?
326
00:13:37,192 --> 00:13:38,986
Would old Sanka be stronger?
327
00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:44,199
- Whoa.
328
00:13:44,199 --> 00:13:45,659
- The costume shop.
329
00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:49,121
♪ upbeat music ♪
330
00:13:49,121 --> 00:13:51,415
There's so much awesome stuff in here.
331
00:13:54,084 --> 00:13:56,587
- This is amazing.
332
00:13:58,297 --> 00:14:00,257
- Oh, this is my favorite aisle.
333
00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:04,803
Check it out.
334
00:14:04,803 --> 00:14:08,098
This is the armor that Russell Crowe
wore in "Gladiator."
335
00:14:08,098 --> 00:14:10,184
- Really?
- Maybe. Who knows.
336
00:14:12,144 --> 00:14:13,395
Wanna try something on?
337
00:14:14,396 --> 00:14:15,439
Here.
338
00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:18,775
- As amazing as I'd look
in a beekeeper outfit,
339
00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:20,611
I think we should get
back for run-through.
340
00:14:20,611 --> 00:14:22,112
- We have plenty of time.
341
00:14:22,112 --> 00:14:25,365
- No, I really do not feel comfortable...
342
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:27,993
That's pretty...
343
00:14:31,246 --> 00:14:33,415
I feel ridiculous.
344
00:14:36,210 --> 00:14:37,461
- Whoa.
345
00:14:38,337 --> 00:14:39,755
You look amazing.
346
00:14:40,756 --> 00:14:42,966
- Really?
- Yeah.
347
00:14:44,218 --> 00:14:45,260
- Do a British accent.
348
00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:47,846
- Oh no, I do not do that.
349
00:14:47,846 --> 00:14:50,015
- [British accent]:
Don't be such a fish and chip, gov'nor.
350
00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:53,393
- Uh...
351
00:14:54,603 --> 00:14:57,898
[bad accent]:
I'm off to have tea with a-- a queen?
352
00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:02,653
- Okay. So we did that.
353
00:15:02,653 --> 00:15:05,113
Now let's just go back to
being Americans having fun.
354
00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:07,783
- [laughs] Okay.
355
00:15:07,783 --> 00:15:09,326
- I like your outfit...
356
00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:11,495
but it needs something.
357
00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:14,915
Ooh!
358
00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:19,211
- Oh no.
- And now... you're a fairy.
359
00:15:22,005 --> 00:15:24,174
- Are you sure we're allowed to do this?
360
00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:25,551
- Of course.
- Okay.
361
00:15:25,551 --> 00:15:26,510
You're a big-shot exec,
362
00:15:26,510 --> 00:15:28,762
you can do whatever you want.
WOMAN: Hey, who the fuck is in here?
363
00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:29,930
- Run.
- Oh.
364
00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:31,932
♪
365
00:15:34,518 --> 00:15:36,728
- That was so sick.
366
00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:39,857
Ooh, come on, grab a bike.
367
00:15:39,857 --> 00:15:42,568
- I can't go riding around the lot
dressed like this.
368
00:15:42,568 --> 00:15:44,945
- Sure you can. Everyone will think
we're doing a show.
369
00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:46,572
- Ah, okay.
370
00:15:46,572 --> 00:15:48,282
But the bikes aren't ours.
371
00:15:48,282 --> 00:15:50,492
- That's what's so great.
They're all over the lot.
372
00:15:50,492 --> 00:15:51,785
Anyone can take them.
373
00:15:56,081 --> 00:15:58,458
ELAINE:
I can't believe we're doing this.
374
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,627
ZACK: You got this.
It's just like riding a bike.
375
00:16:05,299 --> 00:16:07,426
- Where the hell is my bike?
376
00:16:07,426 --> 00:16:09,511
Come on, man.
377
00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:15,767
- Bree, we would like to
talk to you about Timberly.
378
00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:17,686
- What about Timberly?
379
00:16:18,270 --> 00:16:20,647
- Well, we know that
she is the one with whom
380
00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,524
you had sex last night.
381
00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:24,651
- I'm not giving you any details.
382
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:27,279
- That is not why we're here.
- Although--
383
00:16:27,279 --> 00:16:29,948
- We are here as friends.
384
00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:32,701
First of all, if you are a lesbian,
385
00:16:32,701 --> 00:16:33,994
we are here to support you.
386
00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:36,538
- That's just wonderful.
- I'm not a lesbian.
387
00:16:36,538 --> 00:16:38,373
I'm sexually fluent.
388
00:16:38,373 --> 00:16:40,000
- I think you mean fluid.
389
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,460
- I don't believe in labels.
390
00:16:41,919 --> 00:16:43,128
- Clay...
391
00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:46,298
can you please tell Bree
about "Sin-berly"?
392
00:16:46,298 --> 00:16:47,883
- What?
393
00:16:47,883 --> 00:16:50,344
- It was episode eight
of Fuck Buddy Mountain,
394
00:16:50,344 --> 00:16:52,012
- "Cucks Versus Sluts."
- "Cucks Versus Sluts."
395
00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:54,431
- And Timberly's alliance
was really falling apart.
396
00:16:54,431 --> 00:16:56,099
- Falling apart, into shreds.
- Oh, wait,
397
00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:57,142
I should go back and tell you about
398
00:16:57,142 --> 00:16:58,727
when the Conway sister showed up.
399
00:16:58,727 --> 00:17:01,355
- No, no, no.
The point is, ahem,
400
00:17:01,355 --> 00:17:04,191
we suspect Timberly sees you as a threat,
401
00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:06,652
and is using sex to neutralize you
402
00:17:06,652 --> 00:17:08,028
like she did on the show.
403
00:17:09,112 --> 00:17:11,156
- What are you talking about?
404
00:17:11,156 --> 00:17:13,534
Honey,
last week you sabotaged her
405
00:17:13,534 --> 00:17:14,910
and now you're giving her your jokes.
406
00:17:14,910 --> 00:17:16,495
- Timberly and I are friends.
407
00:17:16,495 --> 00:17:18,497
- She is a reality star.
408
00:17:18,497 --> 00:17:20,415
She didn't come here to make friends.
409
00:17:22,835 --> 00:17:25,128
- My God, but it seemed so real.
410
00:17:25,128 --> 00:17:28,340
Do you think that she was
manipulating me this whole time?
411
00:17:28,340 --> 00:17:29,591
- I don't know for sure,
412
00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:31,635
but maybe some of those
details would help.
413
00:17:32,803 --> 00:17:33,887
- Get out.
414
00:17:36,849 --> 00:17:39,726
- What is this place?
- Come on. You're gonna love this.
415
00:17:40,936 --> 00:17:43,689
♪ classical music ♪
416
00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:57,661
- Wow, this is amazing.
- Right?
417
00:17:57,661 --> 00:17:59,663
♪
418
00:18:02,958 --> 00:18:05,377
I've loved orchestras ever since
I played a kid conductor.
419
00:18:05,377 --> 00:18:06,628
- Mini Maestro.
420
00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:08,839
You were great in that.
421
00:18:08,839 --> 00:18:11,758
- You know, to prepare for that role,
I watched a bunch of clips of Amadeus.
422
00:18:12,968 --> 00:18:14,344
- Can I help you?
423
00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:16,263
Oh, it's okay.
I'm an actor.
424
00:18:17,723 --> 00:18:19,766
You guys sound great. Keep going.
425
00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:22,686
- You think I slept with you
to somehow get ahead?
426
00:18:22,686 --> 00:18:25,814
- That is what Clay and Reed said
that you did on the reality show.
427
00:18:25,814 --> 00:18:27,816
- Everything on that show was scripted.
428
00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:30,485
The producers told us what to do.
- Really?
429
00:18:30,485 --> 00:18:32,988
- Bree! It's reality TV. It's all fake.
430
00:18:33,989 --> 00:18:35,657
- I didn't know that.
431
00:18:35,657 --> 00:18:37,451
They should put disclaimers on these shows
432
00:18:37,451 --> 00:18:39,119
because this kind of mix-up must happen...
433
00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:41,413
I sound like an idiot.
- You really do.
434
00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:43,040
I mean, do I seem like the type of person
435
00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:45,459
that would ride around
on a snowmobile topless?
436
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,003
- Sort of.
437
00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:49,505
♪ upbeat music ♪
438
00:18:50,422 --> 00:18:52,216
♪ We are young ♪
439
00:18:52,216 --> 00:18:53,675
♪ We run green ♪
440
00:18:53,675 --> 00:18:56,970
♪ Keep our teeth nice and clean ♪
441
00:18:56,970 --> 00:19:00,182
♪ See our friends, see the sights ♪
442
00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:03,268
♪ Feel alright ♪
443
00:19:03,268 --> 00:19:06,647
♪ We wake up, we go out ♪
444
00:19:06,647 --> 00:19:08,732
♪ Smoke a fag, put it out ♪
445
00:19:08,732 --> 00:19:12,736
- [laughing] Okay.
That was insane.
446
00:19:12,736 --> 00:19:14,988
- Wanna see a giant spaceship?
- Seriously, there's a giant spaceship?
447
00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:16,406
- Elaine?
448
00:19:16,406 --> 00:19:18,534
- Daniel. Hello.
449
00:19:19,368 --> 00:19:20,869
- Having fun?
450
00:19:20,869 --> 00:19:22,329
- Yes. No.
451
00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:24,957
Zack was just showing me around the lot.
452
00:19:24,957 --> 00:19:28,919
Zack Jackson, this is
Daniel Silva, my boss.
453
00:19:28,919 --> 00:19:31,588
- Ouchie.
- Hello, Zack.
454
00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:33,090
It's great having you back on the show.
455
00:19:33,841 --> 00:19:35,884
- Great to be back, Dan the man.
456
00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:37,761
- I'm so embarrassed right now.
457
00:19:37,761 --> 00:19:39,096
I don't usually...
458
00:19:40,055 --> 00:19:42,266
Obviously this is not
how I typically dress.
459
00:19:42,266 --> 00:19:43,684
I am so sorry.
460
00:19:43,684 --> 00:19:46,019
- I'm just glad to see you
out having a little fun.
461
00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:47,437
You work so much,
462
00:19:47,437 --> 00:19:49,648
you were starting to freak
the whole team out.
463
00:19:49,648 --> 00:19:52,025
- Oh.
- I guess it's true.
464
00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:53,861
Every time we cancel a show,
465
00:19:53,861 --> 00:19:55,863
a junior executive gets their wings.
466
00:19:55,863 --> 00:19:59,116
[light laughter]
467
00:19:59,867 --> 00:20:01,743
- I can't believe that just happened.
468
00:20:01,743 --> 00:20:04,121
- See, it's TV. Things always work out.
469
00:20:04,621 --> 00:20:06,623
[Elaine laughs]
470
00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:08,166
♪ Feel alright ♪
471
00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:14,256
- Really, Bob? Sunscreen?
472
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:16,091
It's a 40-second walk to the stage.
473
00:20:16,091 --> 00:20:17,801
- My father had a melanoma.
474
00:20:17,801 --> 00:20:19,261
I can't risk it.
475
00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:21,054
Janae, honey, can you get my neck?
476
00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:24,183
[ I'm not touching your skin, Bob.
I'd rather jerk off a hobo.
477
00:20:24,183 --> 00:20:27,561
Oh my God, I'm spending way
too much time with you people.
478
00:20:27,561 --> 00:20:30,480
- Look, Alan, isn't that the stage
where we shot Bosom Buddies?
479
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,524
- Yeah, that was a fun show, huh?
- Yeah.
480
00:20:32,524 --> 00:20:34,610
- Remember how we used to do coke
in the writer's room?
481
00:20:35,194 --> 00:20:37,154
What the hell happened to this business?
482
00:20:37,154 --> 00:20:39,448
- You openly did cocaine at work?
483
00:20:39,448 --> 00:20:41,116
- Oh yeah, we used to
send the PA to pick it up.
484
00:20:41,742 --> 00:20:43,243
I wonder whatever happened to him.
485
00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:45,412
- I think he's running Columbia TriStar.
486
00:20:47,122 --> 00:20:48,999
- So, how'd it go with your dad?
487
00:20:49,625 --> 00:20:51,543
- I didn't tell him. Don't shame me.
488
00:20:51,543 --> 00:20:53,921
- Honey, you are a fierce,
grown-ass woman.
489
00:20:53,921 --> 00:20:55,547
What the hell is happening?
490
00:20:55,547 --> 00:20:58,550
- Why, why do I need to be the one
that keeps sharing shit?
491
00:20:58,550 --> 00:21:00,135
Huh? I don't have anything to prove.
492
00:21:00,135 --> 00:21:01,845
I don't have to impress him.
493
00:21:01,845 --> 00:21:02,846
Why do I have to come out?
494
00:21:03,555 --> 00:21:05,766
He should be the one to come in.
495
00:21:05,766 --> 00:21:07,476
- Okay. Now you're spiraling, boo.
496
00:21:07,476 --> 00:21:09,811
- Oh my God. Stop lecturing me.
You haven't come out to your dad.
497
00:21:09,811 --> 00:21:11,355
- Okay. It's hardly the same thing.
498
00:21:11,355 --> 00:21:13,524
Your dad's friend got
a blowjob from Paul Lynde.
499
00:21:13,524 --> 00:21:16,527
Back in our town,
my dad tried to ban dancing.
500
00:21:16,527 --> 00:21:18,487
♪
501
00:21:19,947 --> 00:21:21,198
- Oh.
502
00:21:21,907 --> 00:21:23,325
- And we're back.
503
00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:26,078
- Woo-woo! That was awesome.
504
00:21:26,078 --> 00:21:30,207
Oh, thanks for making
my first actor meeting so easy.
505
00:21:30,207 --> 00:21:32,626
- Same. First business meeting.
506
00:21:33,877 --> 00:21:35,254
You're really fun.
507
00:21:35,254 --> 00:21:37,214
- Did you just call me fun?
508
00:21:37,214 --> 00:21:40,425
I don't think I've ever
been called fun before.
509
00:21:40,425 --> 00:21:43,011
- [British accent]:
Well, you definitely are, milady.
510
00:21:43,011 --> 00:21:46,056
- [bad accent]:
Oh, why thank you, my lord.
511
00:21:46,056 --> 00:21:47,599
[both laughing]
512
00:21:48,141 --> 00:21:50,477
- Hey, that's my fucking bike.
513
00:21:50,853 --> 00:21:52,604
- Oh, it's okay. I'm an actor.
514
00:21:52,604 --> 00:21:54,189
- Nah, I'ma tase your ass.
515
00:21:54,189 --> 00:21:55,274
BOTH: Sorry!
516
00:22:00,404 --> 00:22:02,239
- Whatever happened to Bugles?
517
00:22:02,239 --> 00:22:03,907
We used to have bowls of them.
518
00:22:06,451 --> 00:22:08,078
- Hey. Hi, um--
519
00:22:08,078 --> 00:22:09,997
- You old enough to remember Bugles?
520
00:22:10,622 --> 00:22:13,125
- Yeah, you put them on like witch nails.
521
00:22:13,125 --> 00:22:15,502
- Yes! Can we get some of those, please?
522
00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:17,296
- Anyway, um...
523
00:22:19,089 --> 00:22:20,924
Have you ever seen the movie Footloose?
524
00:22:20,924 --> 00:22:24,011
- That the one with the girl
dancing in the Catskills.
525
00:22:24,011 --> 00:22:25,220
Hates Jerry Orbach?
526
00:22:25,220 --> 00:22:27,055
- No, that's Dirty Dancing.
527
00:22:27,055 --> 00:22:28,390
- Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Never cared for that one.
528
00:22:28,390 --> 00:22:29,808
A little too Jew-y.
529
00:22:29,808 --> 00:22:31,268
- Okay. Just forget I brought that up.
530
00:22:31,268 --> 00:22:33,312
That's not what I wanted to say.
What I wanted to say--
531
00:22:33,312 --> 00:22:35,522
- Okay, everyone,
time for run-through.
532
00:22:35,522 --> 00:22:36,899
- All right. Thank you, Dennis.
533
00:22:36,899 --> 00:22:38,233
- Yeah.
- This movie talk, can we,
534
00:22:38,233 --> 00:22:40,194
do we have to do it now,
or can wait till after?
535
00:22:40,194 --> 00:22:41,236
- Just forget--
Forget it. Not important.
536
00:22:41,236 --> 00:22:42,487
Forget it.
- All right.
537
00:22:42,487 --> 00:22:44,031
Carrot, got a carrot.
- Okay.
538
00:22:44,031 --> 00:22:45,199
Fuckin' Dennis.
539
00:22:45,199 --> 00:22:47,201
♪
540
00:22:47,201 --> 00:22:49,203
[indistinct chatter]
541
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:54,166
- Yes, we're still seeing that bullshit.
- Hey!
542
00:22:54,166 --> 00:22:55,209
Hey!
- Are you two--
543
00:22:55,209 --> 00:22:57,127
What, darling?
- You made me look
544
00:22:57,127 --> 00:22:58,712
like an idiot.
- The fuck we do?
545
00:22:58,712 --> 00:22:59,922
- You got in my head.
546
00:22:59,922 --> 00:23:02,925
So, like an idiot,
I go and I accuse Timberly
547
00:23:02,925 --> 00:23:05,761
of all the things that you said
that she did on her reality show.
548
00:23:05,761 --> 00:23:07,971
And, guess what?
Scripted!
549
00:23:07,971 --> 00:23:08,972
- What?
- Yeah.
550
00:23:08,972 --> 00:23:10,015
Every major plot point.
551
00:23:10,015 --> 00:23:11,517
- No way.
- Yeah.
552
00:23:11,517 --> 00:23:13,435
She brought out the outline
553
00:23:13,435 --> 00:23:15,395
of the episode where
she sleeps with Sarah R,
554
00:23:15,395 --> 00:23:18,315
and then she showed me pictures
of her at Sarah R's wedding.
555
00:23:18,315 --> 00:23:19,816
- Shut the fuck up.
- I will not.
556
00:23:19,816 --> 00:23:21,568
- The honey trampoline?
- That is fake.
557
00:23:21,568 --> 00:23:22,945
- Timberly and the snowmobile?
558
00:23:22,945 --> 00:23:24,655
- Fake.
- Kim banging Brody?
559
00:23:24,655 --> 00:23:26,490
- Fake.
- The beaver hunt.
560
00:23:26,490 --> 00:23:27,574
- Fake.
561
00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:29,493
- I feel so manipulated.
562
00:23:29,493 --> 00:23:31,620
- How do you think I feel? You idiots.
563
00:23:32,162 --> 00:23:34,581
JERRY: Okay, here we go.
And action.
564
00:23:34,581 --> 00:23:35,707
- That's my cue.
565
00:23:38,836 --> 00:23:40,003
Hey, Cody.
566
00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:41,713
Hello, Whitney.
567
00:23:42,130 --> 00:23:44,508
- Hey guys.
Can I ask you a question?
568
00:23:44,508 --> 00:23:46,301
- Sure, buddy. Shoot.
569
00:23:46,301 --> 00:23:48,303
- My boss at work is
really getting on my case,
570
00:23:48,303 --> 00:23:49,680
and I'm not sure what to do.
571
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:51,849
- What's his name?
- Janet.
572
00:23:51,849 --> 00:23:53,183
CLAY: Ah.
573
00:23:53,183 --> 00:23:56,311
- I was just trying to make sure
no one was taking advantage of you.
574
00:23:56,311 --> 00:23:57,646
- You can't do this shit anymore.
575
00:23:57,646 --> 00:23:58,689
We're not a couple.
576
00:23:58,689 --> 00:23:59,940
You're not my protector.
577
00:23:59,940 --> 00:24:01,650
- You're right. I'm sorry.
578
00:24:03,026 --> 00:24:05,654
It's, it's just hard for me
to not care about you.
579
00:24:06,196 --> 00:24:08,574
- I'm a different person
than I was 15 years ago.
580
00:24:08,574 --> 00:24:10,534
I've been through a lot.
581
00:24:10,534 --> 00:24:11,827
And it's made me stronger.
582
00:24:11,827 --> 00:24:13,412
And for the first time in my life,
583
00:24:13,412 --> 00:24:15,873
I am taking care of myself
without anyone's help,
584
00:24:15,873 --> 00:24:17,499
even if it means that I fall on my face.
585
00:24:17,499 --> 00:24:19,793
But I am not going to,
because I am focused,
586
00:24:19,793 --> 00:24:21,503
I am on top of things--
587
00:24:21,503 --> 00:24:23,005
JERRY:
Bree, you missed your cue.
588
00:24:23,005 --> 00:24:25,174
- Shit. This is your fault.
589
00:24:25,174 --> 00:24:26,592
I'm sorry, Jer! I'm sorry!
590
00:24:26,592 --> 00:24:27,551
I didn't hear it.
591
00:24:27,551 --> 00:24:29,511
I didn't hear you.
592
00:24:29,511 --> 00:24:31,305
Should I back it up
or should I just come out?
593
00:24:31,305 --> 00:24:34,183
- What?
- Do you want me to come out now?
594
00:24:34,183 --> 00:24:35,350
- Just come out.
595
00:24:35,350 --> 00:24:36,977
- Okay. Fine. I'm a lesbian.
596
00:24:39,396 --> 00:24:41,440
I'm sorry. I'm a...
597
00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:43,525
I should have said this earlier. And...
598
00:24:44,693 --> 00:24:48,238
Look, I have no idea
why this has been so hard for me to do,
599
00:24:48,238 --> 00:24:50,991
because I spent my entire life
not needing your approval,
600
00:24:50,991 --> 00:24:52,534
and I still don't need your approval.
601
00:24:52,534 --> 00:24:53,702
BENNY: Mm...
602
00:24:53,702 --> 00:24:58,373
- But you're my...
you're my parent.
603
00:24:59,082 --> 00:25:01,001
So you should know.
604
00:25:01,001 --> 00:25:02,669
And I want you to know.
605
00:25:04,463 --> 00:25:05,380
- Honey.
606
00:25:06,340 --> 00:25:07,299
I know.
607
00:25:09,134 --> 00:25:11,887
- Wait, you do.
- Yes.
608
00:25:11,887 --> 00:25:13,597
I mean, ever since you were little.
609
00:25:13,597 --> 00:25:15,349
I didn't know, but I knew.
610
00:25:15,849 --> 00:25:18,477
Plus, dummy, when your film came out,
611
00:25:18,477 --> 00:25:19,686
you went on all those interviews
612
00:25:19,686 --> 00:25:21,480
called yourself a queer filmmaker.
613
00:25:23,273 --> 00:25:25,526
- Wait, you read, like,
the press and interviews?
614
00:25:25,943 --> 00:25:27,194
- Yes.
615
00:25:27,194 --> 00:25:29,154
What? I can't be proud from a distance?
616
00:25:29,863 --> 00:25:30,864
BREE: Everyone!
617
00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:35,536
I was also gay last night.
618
00:25:36,245 --> 00:25:37,746
- Oh.
BREE: That's right.
619
00:25:37,746 --> 00:25:39,540
I'm a sexual fluid
620
00:25:39,540 --> 00:25:41,625
and there is nothing wrong with that.
621
00:25:42,751 --> 00:25:46,171
♪
622
00:25:46,797 --> 00:25:49,258
♪ Oh, yes, it's Ladies' Night ♪
623
00:25:49,258 --> 00:25:51,218
♪ And the feeling's right ♪
624
00:25:51,218 --> 00:25:53,303
♪ Oh, yes, it's Ladies' Night ♪
625
00:25:53,303 --> 00:25:55,639
- ♪ Oh, what a night ♪
- ♪ O h, what a night ♪
626
00:25:55,639 --> 00:25:59,601
♪ Oh, yes, it's Ladies' Night
and the feeling's right ♪
627
00:25:59,601 --> 00:26:03,939
♪ Oh, yes, it's Ladies' Night,
oh, what a night ♪
628
00:26:03,939 --> 00:26:04,982
Huh!
629
00:26:04,982 --> 00:26:09,111
- ♪ Girls, y'all got the one ♪
- ♪ One! ♪
630
00:26:09,111 --> 00:26:11,989
♪ A night that's special everywhere ♪
631
00:26:13,282 --> 00:26:17,286
♪ From New York to Hollywood ♪
632
00:26:17,995 --> 00:26:19,496
♪ It's Ladies' Night ♪
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