Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:11,778 --> 00:00:15,682
("I Love Lucy" theme song playing)
2
00:00:50,350 --> 00:00:51,851
Oh...
3
00:00:51,851 --> 00:00:53,219
Hi.
4
00:00:53,219 --> 00:00:54,687
Oh, hi.
5
00:00:55,021 --> 00:00:55,855
What you doing?
6
00:00:55,855 --> 00:00:57,857
I'm just checking our luggage for the
trip.
7
00:00:57,857 --> 00:00:59,859
This stuff will never make it to
California.
8
00:00:59,859 --> 00:01:01,227
Did you ever see anything that looked
so awful?
9
00:01:01,227 --> 00:01:02,979
Yeah, Fred.
10
00:01:04,814 --> 00:01:06,316
What's the matter with him?
11
00:01:06,316 --> 00:01:08,318
Oh, he just can't get over
12
00:01:08,318 --> 00:01:10,820
that $400 he lost buying that old
car.
13
00:01:10,820 --> 00:01:11,821
No kidding.
14
00:01:11,821 --> 00:01:13,323
You ought to see him.
15
00:01:13,323 --> 00:01:16,076
He just sits and stares into space,
glassy-eyed.
16
00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:19,446
Well, for heaven's sake, I know $400
is a lot of money,
17
00:01:19,946 --> 00:01:21,448
but it's nothing to go into a state
of shock over.
18
00:01:21,448 --> 00:01:22,949
Oh, you don't know Fred.
19
00:01:22,949 --> 00:01:25,452
Once he actually foamed at the mouth
20
00:01:25,452 --> 00:01:27,954
when his penny got stuck in a peanut
machine.
21
00:01:27,954 --> 00:01:29,923
Oh, not really.
22
00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:32,342
I'm telling you, it took two men and
a crowbar
23
00:01:32,342 --> 00:01:34,427
to get his hand out of the slot.
24
00:01:35,595 --> 00:01:37,464
And you won't believe this.
25
00:01:37,464 --> 00:01:39,766
I can't get him to eat anything.
26
00:01:39,766 --> 00:01:41,601
Fred won't eat?
27
00:01:41,601 --> 00:01:42,936
Oh, he is sick.
28
00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:45,388
Gee, honey, there must be something
we can do
29
00:01:45,388 --> 00:01:46,389
to snap him out of it.
30
00:01:46,389 --> 00:01:48,391
Oh, I've tried everything.
31
00:01:48,391 --> 00:01:49,893
You know his friend that runs the
garage
32
00:01:49,893 --> 00:01:51,144
on the next block?
33
00:01:51,144 --> 00:01:52,028
Joe? Joe.
34
00:01:52,529 --> 00:01:54,364
Joe said he'd fix up the whole car,
35
00:01:54,864 --> 00:01:57,367
so it would run and only charge $20
36
00:01:57,367 --> 00:01:59,869
and even that didn't make any
impression on him.
37
00:01:59,869 --> 00:02:01,371
(sighing)
38
00:02:01,371 --> 00:02:02,872
Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.
39
00:02:02,872 --> 00:02:03,873
Will you see what you can do, Lucy?
40
00:02:03,873 --> 00:02:05,375
Sure, I'll take a crack at him.
41
00:02:05,875 --> 00:02:06,876
I don't know what I could do.
44
00:02:10,713 --> 00:02:11,714
Huh.
45
00:02:43,496 --> 00:02:47,000
Hi, Fred, you old rascal you.
46
00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,002
How's every little thing, huh?
47
00:02:49,502 --> 00:02:50,503
Fred?
48
00:02:50,503 --> 00:02:52,005
Oh, Fred.
49
00:02:55,742 --> 00:02:59,662
Um, Fred, I made an apple pie last
night.
50
00:02:59,662 --> 00:03:00,663
How would you like a big piece
51
00:03:01,164 --> 00:03:02,665
with a big hunk of cheese on it, huh?
52
00:03:02,665 --> 00:03:04,167
Does that sound good, Fred?
53
00:03:08,671 --> 00:03:11,057
Oh, boy, he's real gone.
54
00:03:11,057 --> 00:03:12,725
Isn't that awful?
55
00:03:14,177 --> 00:03:16,179
I'll go get the baby, he'll notice
him.
56
00:03:16,179 --> 00:03:17,180
Okay.
57
00:03:18,681 --> 00:03:20,400
Sit down, Fred.
58
00:03:31,311 --> 00:03:33,313
We're going to go see Uncle Fred,
honey.
59
00:03:33,313 --> 00:03:35,815
We're going to say hello to Uncle
Fred, huh?
60
00:03:35,815 --> 00:03:38,318
There he is.
There's Uncle Fred.
61
00:03:38,318 --> 00:03:39,819
Say hi!
62
00:03:39,819 --> 00:03:42,322
Say, "Hi, Uncle Fred." Say hi!
63
00:03:42,322 --> 00:03:44,824
Hi, hi.
Wave your hand at him.
64
00:03:44,824 --> 00:03:46,826
Give him a kiss.
Give him a kiss.
65
00:03:49,529 --> 00:03:50,780
Well, I give up.
66
00:03:50,780 --> 00:03:51,915
What am I gonna do?
67
00:03:51,915 --> 00:03:53,366
I don't know.
68
00:03:53,866 --> 00:03:56,369
When he doesn't notice the baby, ugh!
69
00:04:01,708 --> 00:04:03,209
He's still warm.
70
00:04:05,878 --> 00:04:07,380
Lucy, guess what!
71
00:04:07,380 --> 00:04:08,381
Hi.
Hi, Ethel, hi, Fred.
72
00:04:08,381 --> 00:04:09,382
Lucy? Where's Lucy?
73
00:04:09,882 --> 00:04:10,883
Uh, what-what is it?
What is it?
74
00:04:10,883 --> 00:04:12,385
I want her to hear. Lucy!
75
00:04:12,385 --> 00:04:13,386
Yeah?
Come here, honey!
76
00:04:13,386 --> 00:04:15,188
What?
I bought a new car.
77
00:04:15,188 --> 00:04:16,606
A new one?!
78
00:04:16,940 --> 00:04:17,857
A brand-new Pontiac.
79
00:04:17,857 --> 00:04:18,858
A new Pontiac!
Yeah.
80
00:04:18,858 --> 00:04:20,693
You said you couldn't afford a new
car.
81
00:04:20,693 --> 00:04:22,111
Yeah, I know, I know, but I started
thinking
82
00:04:22,111 --> 00:04:23,613
about the long trip and everything,
83
00:04:23,613 --> 00:04:24,897
and I think it's a better investment
anyway.
84
00:04:24,897 --> 00:04:26,316
Don't you think so, Fred?
85
00:04:26,316 --> 00:04:27,317
Fred?
86
00:04:27,817 --> 00:04:29,319
What's the matter with him?
87
00:04:29,819 --> 00:04:30,820
He's in a state of shock.
88
00:04:30,820 --> 00:04:32,322
It's that $400.
89
00:04:32,322 --> 00:04:33,323
Oh.
90
00:04:33,323 --> 00:04:34,324
Yeah, it was too much for him.
91
00:04:34,324 --> 00:04:36,326
He's retired from reality.
92
00:04:37,827 --> 00:04:39,829
He can't hear a word we say.
93
00:04:39,829 --> 00:04:41,331
Well, that's too bad
94
00:04:41,331 --> 00:04:42,332
because I got wonderful news.
95
00:04:42,332 --> 00:04:43,333
What?
96
00:04:43,833 --> 00:04:46,336
Well, I used Fred's old Cadillac
97
00:04:46,336 --> 00:04:47,837
as a trade-in
98
00:04:47,837 --> 00:04:49,839
so Fred will get all his money back.
99
00:04:49,839 --> 00:04:51,224
What's that?
100
00:04:55,061 --> 00:04:56,646
I think we struck a nerve.
101
00:04:56,646 --> 00:04:59,432
What's this about getting my money
back?
102
00:04:59,432 --> 00:05:01,934
Well, welcome back to the world,
Fred!
103
00:05:01,934 --> 00:05:04,821
Fred, I bought a brand-new car, see?
104
00:05:04,821 --> 00:05:08,324
And I, I used your old car as a
trade-in,
105
00:05:08,324 --> 00:05:10,827
and the guy allowed me $400 on it.
106
00:05:10,827 --> 00:05:12,829
So, all I got to do is give you the
$400
107
00:05:13,162 --> 00:05:14,113
and everybody's happy.
108
00:05:14,113 --> 00:05:15,615
When do we see the car?
109
00:05:15,615 --> 00:05:16,616
Uh, yeah, where is it?
110
00:05:17,116 --> 00:05:18,117
When do we eat?
111
00:05:18,618 --> 00:05:20,620
He's really recovered.
112
00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:22,622
It's right down at the curb right
now.
113
00:05:22,622 --> 00:05:25,124
Here? Well, come on, let's go see it.
114
00:05:25,124 --> 00:05:26,009
Oh, the baby.
Come on, Fred.
115
00:05:26,009 --> 00:05:26,959
Uh, honey, go get Mrs. Trumbull.
116
00:05:27,460 --> 00:05:28,461
Ask her to come over for a minute,
will ya?
117
00:05:28,461 --> 00:05:29,462
Okay, sure.
118
00:05:29,462 --> 00:05:30,963
We'll see you downstairs.
119
00:05:30,963 --> 00:05:32,965
Oh, no, you don't! Nobody's gonna see
that car before I do.
120
00:05:33,466 --> 00:05:35,968
While we're waiting, how about
something to eat?
121
00:05:35,968 --> 00:05:38,971
Now you waited two whole days to eat,
122
00:05:38,971 --> 00:05:40,473
you can wait a few minutes longer.
123
00:05:40,973 --> 00:05:41,974
Hurry up, Ricky!
124
00:05:46,813 --> 00:05:49,315
Oh, Ricky, it's beautiful!
125
00:05:49,816 --> 00:05:50,817
Isn't that dreamy?
126
00:05:50,817 --> 00:05:52,819
FRED: Oh, what a pip!
Automatic transmission?
127
00:05:52,819 --> 00:05:54,320
Naturally.
128
00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:55,321
How much horsepower?
129
00:05:55,321 --> 00:05:56,739
180.
Oh, great.
130
00:05:56,739 --> 00:05:57,824
Oh, Ethel, smell.
131
00:05:58,324 --> 00:06:00,827
There's nothing like the smell of a
new car, huh?
132
00:06:01,327 --> 00:06:02,328
Wait till you see the motor, Fred.
133
00:06:02,328 --> 00:06:03,329
I want to see it.
134
00:06:03,329 --> 00:06:04,330
Look in here.
Yeah.
135
00:06:04,330 --> 00:06:05,331
Oh...
Isn't that beautiful...
136
00:06:05,331 --> 00:06:06,332
(horn blaring)
137
00:06:06,332 --> 00:06:07,834
Oh! What are you trying to do?
138
00:06:09,836 --> 00:06:11,254
What's the matter?
139
00:06:11,254 --> 00:06:12,138
What's the matter with you?
You crazy or something?
140
00:06:12,138 --> 00:06:14,640
Oh, I'm sorry, honey. I'm sorry.
141
00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:16,476
Come on, let's go for a ride.
142
00:06:16,476 --> 00:06:17,810
No, no, no, we can't.
143
00:06:17,810 --> 00:06:19,562
LUCY: Why not?
Because we're not insured.
144
00:06:19,562 --> 00:06:21,514
Oh. Well, you drove it home.
145
00:06:21,514 --> 00:06:22,982
Yeah, I know, but I shouldn't have.
146
00:06:22,982 --> 00:06:24,984
I called the insurance man, and he
wasn't in the office.
147
00:06:25,485 --> 00:06:27,353
I just couldn't wait any longer to
show it to you.
148
00:06:27,353 --> 00:06:28,821
Come on, just once around the block.
149
00:06:29,322 --> 00:06:30,323
Yeah, Come on, Rick. just once.
150
00:06:30,323 --> 00:06:31,324
All right, come on.
151
00:06:31,324 --> 00:06:32,325
Just once. Just once.
152
00:06:32,325 --> 00:06:33,826
LUCY: Yeah, okay.
153
00:06:33,826 --> 00:06:36,329
ETHEL: We're gonna ride all the way
to California!
154
00:06:36,329 --> 00:06:38,331
Oh, isn't this great?
155
00:06:38,331 --> 00:06:39,832
Oh, come on, honey, hurry up, give me
the keys!
156
00:06:39,832 --> 00:06:41,334
Haven't you forgotten something?
157
00:06:41,334 --> 00:06:42,168
What?
158
00:06:42,168 --> 00:06:43,419
You don't know how to drive.
159
00:06:43,419 --> 00:06:44,337
Oh.
160
00:06:48,808 --> 00:06:50,309
Hey, Fred, there's some difference in
this
161
00:06:50,810 --> 00:06:52,311
and that old relic you bought.
162
00:06:52,311 --> 00:06:54,313
FRED: All right, all right.
163
00:06:54,313 --> 00:06:55,865
We shouldn't be doing this.
164
00:06:55,865 --> 00:06:56,866
Oh, well.
165
00:06:56,866 --> 00:06:57,867
We'll go once around the block.
166
00:06:58,367 --> 00:06:59,368
LUCY: Yeah. Gee, I hope somebody sees
us.
167
00:06:59,368 --> 00:07:01,871
Oh, to California, sitting like this.
168
00:07:01,871 --> 00:07:04,874
LUCY: Yeah. Hey, we got a new car!
169
00:07:04,874 --> 00:07:06,375
Look everybody, we got a new car!
170
00:07:06,876 --> 00:07:07,877
Hey, look!
171
00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:12,381
RICKY: Lucy.
172
00:07:12,381 --> 00:07:13,633
Yeah?
173
00:07:13,633 --> 00:07:15,501
Listen, honey, I got to go down to
the club...
174
00:07:15,501 --> 00:07:16,886
What are you doing?
175
00:07:16,886 --> 00:07:19,338
Oh, I can't take my eyes off it.
176
00:07:19,839 --> 00:07:22,725
That is the most beautiful car in the
whole world.
177
00:07:22,725 --> 00:07:24,177
It's pretty, isn't it?
178
00:07:24,177 --> 00:07:26,179
Yeah. Take me for another ride.
179
00:07:26,179 --> 00:07:29,065
No. We don't move that car until it's
insured.
180
00:07:29,065 --> 00:07:30,483
Well, call the man again, go on.
181
00:07:30,483 --> 00:07:31,934
All right.
182
00:07:32,935 --> 00:07:36,439
You know, I called him four times.
183
00:07:36,939 --> 00:07:38,441
He didn't answer any one of the
times.
184
00:07:38,941 --> 00:07:39,942
Maybe he's out of town or something.
185
00:07:40,443 --> 00:07:41,444
Ricky?
(busy signal)
186
00:07:41,444 --> 00:07:42,445
What?
187
00:07:42,445 --> 00:07:44,947
When are you gonna teach me to drive?
188
00:07:44,947 --> 00:07:46,949
Uh, I got to go to the club.
189
00:07:47,450 --> 00:07:49,702
Uh, I'm gonna take the...
the car and show it to the boys,
190
00:07:49,702 --> 00:07:51,204
so I can't now.
Well, Good-bye, dear.
191
00:07:51,204 --> 00:07:52,505
Now, honey, this is important.
192
00:07:52,505 --> 00:07:53,923
If we're gonna live in Los Angeles,
193
00:07:53,923 --> 00:07:55,424
I have to know how to drive.
194
00:07:55,424 --> 00:07:58,344
Lucy, please, they got enough traffic
problems
195
00:07:58,344 --> 00:08:00,129
in Los Angeles already.
196
00:08:00,129 --> 00:08:02,465
Now, honey, listen.
197
00:08:02,465 --> 00:08:04,467
Suppose we're driving across country.
198
00:08:04,467 --> 00:08:05,468
We're in the middle of the desert,
199
00:08:05,968 --> 00:08:07,970
miles from anywhere, and you get sick
200
00:08:08,471 --> 00:08:10,973
and then Fred gets sick, and Ethel
can't drive
201
00:08:10,973 --> 00:08:12,692
and there we are--
202
00:08:12,692 --> 00:08:15,194
miles from civilization.
203
00:08:15,194 --> 00:08:19,031
It's hot, the sun is pouring down,
it's broiling.
204
00:08:19,031 --> 00:08:22,368
We're thirsty, our throats are
parched.
205
00:08:22,368 --> 00:08:25,371
Water! Water! Water!
206
00:08:25,371 --> 00:08:26,739
(gagging): Water...
207
00:08:28,708 --> 00:08:32,712
Oh, oh, if I had only learned to
drive, I could save us all.
208
00:08:32,712 --> 00:08:36,716
Water! Water! Wa-ater!
209
00:08:39,502 --> 00:08:40,803
Are you getting my message?
210
00:08:42,221 --> 00:08:43,639
No.
211
00:08:43,639 --> 00:08:44,640
Well, then why didn't you say so?
212
00:08:45,141 --> 00:08:46,642
That hurt my throat.
213
00:08:46,642 --> 00:08:49,145
Come on, Ricky, say that you'll teach
me to drive!
214
00:08:49,145 --> 00:08:50,563
Nope.
215
00:08:50,563 --> 00:08:53,065
You'll be sorry, I'm gonna nag you
about this.
216
00:08:53,065 --> 00:08:55,434
I'm not gonna let you alone a minute
till you promise me...
217
00:08:55,434 --> 00:08:57,937
Okay, okay, okay, okay, I'll tich
you.
218
00:08:57,937 --> 00:09:01,407
Well... those are the most beautiful
words
219
00:09:01,407 --> 00:09:03,910
I ever heard: "I'll tich you."
220
00:09:08,614 --> 00:09:11,117
How come you gave in so quickly?
221
00:09:11,117 --> 00:09:13,035
No, I didn't give up quickly.
222
00:09:13,035 --> 00:09:15,538
I laid awake all night last night,
223
00:09:15,538 --> 00:09:17,039
trying to figure a way out of this.
224
00:09:17,039 --> 00:09:17,924
There is none.
225
00:09:17,924 --> 00:09:19,892
When can I have my driving lesson?
226
00:09:19,892 --> 00:09:20,893
This afternoon?
227
00:09:20,893 --> 00:09:22,395
Maybe.
228
00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:23,896
Oh, well, I... you know, I
practically know how to drive.
229
00:09:23,896 --> 00:09:25,898
I took a couple of lessons in high
school.
230
00:09:25,898 --> 00:09:28,684
Well, things have changed a little
since then.
231
00:09:28,684 --> 00:09:30,152
Oh, have they?
232
00:09:30,152 --> 00:09:31,153
Come here.
233
00:09:31,153 --> 00:09:33,155
Here's the name of the man, his phone
number
234
00:09:33,155 --> 00:09:34,657
and the all the information you got
to give him.
235
00:09:35,157 --> 00:09:36,158
Yeah.
Now, If you can get
236
00:09:36,158 --> 00:09:37,660
this guy on the phone before I come
back
237
00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:39,161
from the club, I'll give you a lesson
this afternoon.
238
00:09:39,161 --> 00:09:40,162
Oh, wonderful! Okay.
239
00:09:40,663 --> 00:09:41,664
Good-bye.
Good-bye, dear.
240
00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:43,666
Oh, boy!
241
00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:47,920
(busy signal)
242
00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:54,427
(car approaching)
243
00:09:58,931 --> 00:10:01,434
Hi, Ricky, how'd the driving lesson
go?
244
00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:06,973
How'd it go, Ricky?
245
00:10:11,944 --> 00:10:12,728
(horn beeps)
246
00:10:14,230 --> 00:10:16,232
Es imposible.
247
00:10:16,232 --> 00:10:18,951
Lo que paso es imposible.
248
00:10:18,951 --> 00:10:23,456
No se le puede explicar a nadie lo
que paso hoy en el tunel.
249
00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:25,458
iQue horror!
250
00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:26,459
iQue barbaridad!
251
00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:29,962
Si se lo dice a alguien, no lo creen.
252
00:10:29,962 --> 00:10:31,464
Where you going?
253
00:10:33,382 --> 00:10:34,884
Huh?
254
00:10:34,884 --> 00:10:36,218
Where you going?
255
00:10:36,218 --> 00:10:39,221
Oh, uh... I'm going to rehearsal.
256
00:10:39,221 --> 00:10:41,223
Oh, aren't you gonna take your car?
257
00:10:41,223 --> 00:10:42,558
What was that?
258
00:10:42,558 --> 00:10:44,343
Aren't you gonna take your car?
259
00:10:44,343 --> 00:10:48,814
No, no. I may never drive again.
260
00:10:51,984 --> 00:10:54,270
What's the matter with him?
261
00:10:54,270 --> 00:10:55,771
Oh...
262
00:10:56,272 --> 00:10:57,740
He got mad at me
263
00:10:57,740 --> 00:11:00,493
while I was driving through the
Holland Tunnel.
264
00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:03,496
Ricky let you drive through the
Holland Tunnel?
265
00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:04,864
Well, he didn't mean to.
266
00:11:04,864 --> 00:11:06,365
I got caught in a stream of traffic
267
00:11:06,365 --> 00:11:07,366
and I couldn't stop.
268
00:11:07,867 --> 00:11:11,370
But you drove all the way through the
Holland Tunnel!
269
00:11:11,370 --> 00:11:12,672
Halfway through.
270
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,507
What do you mean halfway?
271
00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:17,460
Well, Ricky was late for rehearsal
272
00:11:17,460 --> 00:11:19,962
and I saw an opportunity to...
273
00:11:19,962 --> 00:11:21,964
How was I supposed to know
274
00:11:21,964 --> 00:11:25,267
there wasn't room to make a U-turn?
275
00:11:25,267 --> 00:11:29,689
You made a U-turn in the Holland
Tunnel?!
276
00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:32,525
Oh, brother, that must have been
something.
277
00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:35,895
Yeah. The policeman said the cars
were backed up
278
00:11:35,895 --> 00:11:38,781
all the way to East Orange, New
Jersey.
279
00:11:38,781 --> 00:11:40,282
I'll bet.
280
00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:42,785
Where's the baby?
281
00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:44,286
Oh, Mrs. Trumbull took him to the
zoo.
282
00:11:44,286 --> 00:11:46,072
Oh, good.
283
00:11:46,072 --> 00:11:47,456
You know, Ethel,
284
00:11:47,456 --> 00:11:49,709
it was awful exciting learning to
drive, though.
285
00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,077
You should have seen me.
286
00:11:51,077 --> 00:11:52,078
I was just like a real professional.
287
00:11:52,578 --> 00:11:54,580
I hung my arm out the window, you
know.
288
00:11:54,580 --> 00:11:56,082
Oh, boy, I envy you.
289
00:11:56,082 --> 00:11:58,084
I always wanted Fred to teach me how
to drive,
290
00:11:58,584 --> 00:11:59,585
but we never owned a car.
291
00:11:59,585 --> 00:12:01,087
Well, you should learn how to drive.
292
00:12:01,087 --> 00:12:03,472
That way, we could take turns driving
across the country.
293
00:12:03,472 --> 00:12:04,974
You think so?
294
00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:07,977
Sure. This way, you're just so much
dead weight.
295
00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:10,980
Well, maybe I'll develop other
talents
296
00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:12,481
like folding up road maps
297
00:12:12,481 --> 00:12:14,984
and keeping an eye open for clean
restrooms.
298
00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:16,485
Oh...
299
00:12:16,485 --> 00:12:17,987
Now, honey.
300
00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:20,489
No, you really should learn to drive,
though.
301
00:12:20,489 --> 00:12:21,490
You know who's gonna teach you?
302
00:12:21,490 --> 00:12:22,742
Who? Me.
303
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,026
You? Yeah.
304
00:12:24,026 --> 00:12:25,277
You just learned this morning.
305
00:12:25,277 --> 00:12:28,164
Listen, I drove for a whole hour.
306
00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:30,916
Oh, pardon me, Barney Oldfield.
307
00:12:30,916 --> 00:12:32,618
Come on, come on, I'll show you how
it goes.
308
00:12:32,618 --> 00:12:34,120
Hey, wait! What?
309
00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:36,122
Do you think we ought to drive that
without Ricky's permission?
310
00:12:36,122 --> 00:12:38,591
Oh, we're not gonna drive it.
311
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:39,592
You just sit behind the wheel
312
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:40,593
and I'll show you how things work.
313
00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:42,595
Sort of a dry run, you know.
314
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:43,596
Okay.
315
00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:46,098
Come on. Oh, listen, when we get back
upstairs,
316
00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:47,099
remind me to call the man
317
00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:48,350
about the insurance for the car, will
you?
318
00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:50,136
You mean Ricky let you drive this car
319
00:12:50,136 --> 00:12:51,637
and it wasn't insured?!
320
00:12:51,637 --> 00:12:53,606
Well, he sort of thought it was
insured.
321
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,608
He told me to call the man, but I
couldn't get him
322
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,610
and I didn't want to miss my driving
lesson.
323
00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:58,611
Lucy!
324
00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,112
Well, he didn't ask me!
325
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:01,614
Anyway, nothing happened.
326
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:02,948
There's no harm done. Get in.
327
00:13:02,948 --> 00:13:04,400
All right.
328
00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:07,403
Oh, gee, I never thought this would
happen to me.
329
00:13:07,903 --> 00:13:08,904
(laughs)
330
00:13:08,904 --> 00:13:12,408
Ooh! Oh, boy, I feel so sporty.
331
00:13:12,408 --> 00:13:13,409
(laughing)
332
00:13:13,409 --> 00:13:14,410
Now, what do I do?
333
00:13:14,410 --> 00:13:15,911
Well, if you had the key, you'd
put...
334
00:13:15,911 --> 00:13:17,913
Oh, oh, he left the key in here.
335
00:13:17,913 --> 00:13:19,248
What do I do?
336
00:13:19,248 --> 00:13:20,166
Just turn the key.
337
00:13:20,666 --> 00:13:22,168
Uh-huh. Turn the key.
338
00:13:22,668 --> 00:13:23,169
(engine starts)
339
00:13:23,669 --> 00:13:24,670
What was that?
340
00:13:24,670 --> 00:13:26,172
Oh, well, nothing to get frightened
now.
341
00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:27,673
That's just the motor.
342
00:13:27,673 --> 00:13:28,674
Oh.
343
00:13:29,175 --> 00:13:31,177
There, now see this gidget here?
Yeah.
344
00:13:31,177 --> 00:13:34,180
Now, that's neutral, then you put it
in drive,
345
00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:35,681
and then you put it in low.
346
00:13:35,681 --> 00:13:36,682
See? Yeah.
347
00:13:36,682 --> 00:13:38,184
Now, there's nothing to it really,
348
00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:40,186
Isn't that motor quiet, though?
349
00:13:40,186 --> 00:13:41,687
It isn't even running.
350
00:13:41,687 --> 00:13:42,688
Of course it's running.
351
00:13:43,189 --> 00:13:44,190
No, it isn't.
352
00:13:44,190 --> 00:13:46,192
Sure it is. Step on the gas, you'll
see.
353
00:13:46,192 --> 00:13:46,992
Okay.
354
00:13:46,992 --> 00:13:47,910
That it?
Yeah.
355
00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:49,912
(engine revving)
356
00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:50,913
Oh, Lucy!
357
00:13:51,413 --> 00:13:52,414
Put the brake on!
Put the brake on!
358
00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:53,916
Oh, Lucy!
359
00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:56,418
What's the matter with you, Ethel?
360
00:13:56,418 --> 00:13:58,921
I told you not to take it out of
gear.
361
00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:00,422
I don't know what a gear is.
362
00:14:00,422 --> 00:14:01,924
Oh, for heaven's sake!
363
00:14:02,424 --> 00:14:03,425
Oh, our beautiful car!
364
00:14:03,425 --> 00:14:06,178
Oh, Ethel, look at that grill!
365
00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:08,013
Oh, and it's all my fault.
366
00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:09,515
Oh, no, it's my fault.
367
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:11,517
I wanted to teach you to drive.
368
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,018
What are we gonna do?
369
00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:16,021
Let's hop in the car and head for the
border.
370
00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:18,023
No, we got to get these cars apart.
371
00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:19,024
And then what?
372
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:21,026
Well, mayeb I can take the Pontiac
down to the garage
373
00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:22,811
and get it fixed before Ricky comes
home.
374
00:14:22,811 --> 00:14:24,613
Come on, jump up on here.
375
00:14:24,613 --> 00:14:25,614
Jump up on here?
376
00:14:25,614 --> 00:14:27,616
Yeah, and bounce up and down.
377
00:14:27,616 --> 00:14:29,118
You up there?
Yeah.
378
00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:30,619
All right.
Now jump up and down.
379
00:14:32,621 --> 00:14:35,124
What are we doing this for?
380
00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:36,625
I don't know.
381
00:14:38,627 --> 00:14:39,879
(metallic clattering)
382
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,248
Whenever two cars get stuck together,
the men do it.
383
00:14:42,248 --> 00:14:43,299
Oh.
384
00:14:44,583 --> 00:14:46,385
Well, it isn't doing any good.
385
00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:47,803
No, I guess not.
386
00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:50,806
I guess we'll have to drive both cars
to California.
387
00:14:50,806 --> 00:14:52,308
Hey, are the keys in the Cadillac?
388
00:14:52,808 --> 00:14:53,642
Yeah, They're under the seat.
389
00:14:53,642 --> 00:14:56,011
The man's gonna pick it up today.
390
00:14:57,012 --> 00:14:59,014
Oh, here they are.
391
00:15:01,517 --> 00:15:02,851
What are you gonna do?
392
00:15:02,851 --> 00:15:04,270
Listen, do you think
393
00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:07,489
if I drove this car to the garage,
that one would follow?
394
00:15:08,857 --> 00:15:10,576
Do you know how to drive this?
395
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:13,913
Oh, sure. I learned to drive in a car
like this.
396
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:17,416
This is the gear shift and this is
the brake
397
00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:18,918
and this is the clutch.
398
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,704
Or is this the brake and this the
clutch?
399
00:15:21,704 --> 00:15:23,038
Don't you know?
400
00:15:23,038 --> 00:15:25,541
Well, I'll find out as soon as I get
going, you know.
401
00:15:25,541 --> 00:15:26,292
How?
402
00:15:26,625 --> 00:15:28,127
Well, if I step on the brake,
403
00:15:28,127 --> 00:15:30,462
and it doesn't stop, it was the
clutch.
404
00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:33,432
Let's go.
405
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:34,433
Okay.
406
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:36,936
Oh, hey, wait a minute.
407
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:37,937
You got to stay here.
408
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,438
Stay here?
409
00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:40,940
Yeah, and stall everybody off.
410
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:42,441
Wh-Wh-What'll I do?
411
00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:43,442
Look. Where's Fred?
412
00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:44,777
He's downtown.
413
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,612
Look, if Fred comes back,
414
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:49,114
you tell him that the man came for
the Cadillac
415
00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:51,116
and that Ricky has the Pontiac
downtown.
416
00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:52,618
If the man comes for the Cadillac,
417
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:55,120
you tell him that Fred has it out for
one last farewell spin.
418
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,622
If Ricky comes home,
419
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,123
you tell him the man came for the
Cadillac
420
00:15:58,123 --> 00:16:00,626
and Fred took the Pontiac downtown to
have it washed.
421
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:01,460
Okay?
422
00:16:05,414 --> 00:16:06,415
No, you stay here and tell that
story.
423
00:16:06,915 --> 00:16:07,800
I'll drive the car to the garage.
424
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,301
No, you can't do that.
425
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,303
You haven't even soloed yet.
426
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,806
Oh. Well, I hope you know what you're
doing.
427
00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:16,308
Oh, I hope so, too.
Wish me luck.
428
00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:17,309
Good luck.
Okay.
429
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:20,813
Ah.
430
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:24,266
(starter grinding)
431
00:16:25,768 --> 00:16:28,771
(starter grinding)
432
00:16:30,773 --> 00:16:32,274
(starter grinding)
433
00:16:32,274 --> 00:16:34,276
(engine turning over)
434
00:16:34,276 --> 00:16:35,277
(backfires twice)
435
00:16:35,277 --> 00:16:36,779
(engine sputtering)
436
00:16:36,779 --> 00:16:37,780
Take it easy now.
437
00:16:37,780 --> 00:16:38,781
Yeah, I will.
438
00:16:38,781 --> 00:16:39,782
Be careful.
439
00:16:39,782 --> 00:16:41,283
Yeah. Have I got it?
440
00:16:41,283 --> 00:16:42,284
Yeah, it's coming.
441
00:16:42,284 --> 00:16:43,786
Okay.
442
00:16:43,786 --> 00:16:46,288
(engine backfiring and sputtering)
443
00:17:31,900 --> 00:17:33,402
Lucy!
444
00:17:33,402 --> 00:17:34,403
What happened?
445
00:17:34,403 --> 00:17:36,355
You won't believe it.
446
00:17:37,940 --> 00:17:39,241
Listen, when you left here,
447
00:17:39,241 --> 00:17:42,244
weren't you driving that car and
wasn't this car
448
00:17:42,244 --> 00:17:43,996
hooked onto the back of that car?
449
00:17:45,781 --> 00:17:48,283
Well, how did, how did that car get
hooked
450
00:17:48,283 --> 00:17:50,285
onto the back of this car?
451
00:17:50,285 --> 00:17:54,289
It was the most horrible experience
of my life.
452
00:17:54,289 --> 00:17:57,793
And I've had some pretty horrible
experiences.
453
00:17:57,793 --> 00:17:59,294
I'll bet, Ethel,
454
00:17:59,294 --> 00:18:02,297
if I skipped my next henna rinse,
455
00:18:02,798 --> 00:18:05,300
I'd find my hair is snow white.
456
00:18:06,802 --> 00:18:08,804
Well, tell me what happened.
457
00:18:08,804 --> 00:18:11,807
Well, I went to down to the garage to
ask the mechanic
458
00:18:11,807 --> 00:18:13,809
how much it would cost to fix the
Pontiac.
459
00:18:13,809 --> 00:18:16,228
He said it might be as much as $150.
460
00:18:16,228 --> 00:18:17,696
Why $150?
461
00:18:17,696 --> 00:18:19,198
Oh, I don't know.
Something's out of line
462
00:18:19,198 --> 00:18:20,699
in the front of the Pontiac.
463
00:18:20,699 --> 00:18:22,701
So, I didn't have that much money,
464
00:18:22,701 --> 00:18:24,703
so I just decided to drive the cars
back here,
465
00:18:24,703 --> 00:18:26,205
park them in front of the apartment
466
00:18:26,205 --> 00:18:29,708
and just tell Ricky I didn't know how
any of it happened.
467
00:18:29,708 --> 00:18:32,211
Well, how did the Cadillac get hooked
onto the back of the...
468
00:18:32,211 --> 00:18:34,713
Yeah, I'm coming to that.
469
00:18:34,713 --> 00:18:37,716
You know that underpass by Grand
Central Station?
470
00:18:38,217 --> 00:18:39,218
Yeah.
471
00:18:39,218 --> 00:18:42,721
Well, I was driving on the downhill
side of it
472
00:18:42,721 --> 00:18:44,723
and a car started to pass me
473
00:18:44,723 --> 00:18:47,726
and it was a new Pontiac just like
our car
474
00:18:47,726 --> 00:18:50,229
and the driver was coming awful close
475
00:18:50,229 --> 00:18:53,232
so I turned to give him a dirty
look...
476
00:18:53,232 --> 00:18:55,234
and no one was driving.
477
00:18:56,735 --> 00:18:58,737
No one was driving?
478
00:19:02,357 --> 00:19:05,861
So I looked back at our car and it
was gone.
479
00:19:05,861 --> 00:19:09,081
It came unhooked, and then what?
480
00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:11,950
Well, it passed me at the bottom of
the hill
481
00:19:11,950 --> 00:19:14,453
and I didn't know what to do, so I
stopped,
482
00:19:14,453 --> 00:19:15,954
and the Pontiac kept on going up the
hill
483
00:19:16,455 --> 00:19:18,457
and it didn't quite make it to the
top.
484
00:19:18,457 --> 00:19:19,458
(gasping)
485
00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:20,459
It didn't?
486
00:19:20,959 --> 00:19:21,960
Not much, it didn't.
487
00:19:22,461 --> 00:19:25,964
It started rolling backwards and
crashed right into me.
488
00:19:25,964 --> 00:19:29,384
You're right, I don't believe it.
489
00:19:31,220 --> 00:19:32,638
I wouldn't have believed it either
490
00:19:32,638 --> 00:19:34,139
if it hadn't happened to me.
491
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:36,141
What are you gonna say to Ricky?
492
00:19:36,141 --> 00:19:38,477
How about good-bye?
493
00:19:40,729 --> 00:19:44,566
No, Ethel, our only chance is to
pretend complete innocence.
494
00:19:44,566 --> 00:19:46,568
Oh, we'll never get away with it.
495
00:19:46,568 --> 00:19:48,570
Well, we'd better get away with it,
or Ricky and Fred
496
00:19:48,570 --> 00:19:50,572
will be planting their footprints
somewhere
497
00:19:51,073 --> 00:19:53,292
and it won't be Grauman's Chinese
Theatre.
498
00:20:06,088 --> 00:20:09,841
Ethel, I wonder how those two cars
got that way.
499
00:20:11,677 --> 00:20:13,061
What cars?
500
00:20:24,823 --> 00:20:26,825
Here they come.
Here they come.
501
00:20:26,825 --> 00:20:28,827
Now, remember, they're gonna scream
and yell at us,
502
00:20:28,827 --> 00:20:29,828
but we just have to pretend we don't
know
503
00:20:30,329 --> 00:20:30,829
what they're talking about.
504
00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:32,831
Just, just act nonchalant.
505
00:20:56,605 --> 00:20:59,474
Oh, hi, fellas.
506
00:20:59,474 --> 00:21:02,277
Hi, fellas. What's new?
507
00:21:09,901 --> 00:21:13,205
How are things down at the club,
dear?
508
00:21:22,047 --> 00:21:23,966
Say something.
509
00:21:25,968 --> 00:21:27,469
Don't just stare at me!
510
00:21:27,469 --> 00:21:30,305
I don't know anything about those
cars!
511
00:21:32,674 --> 00:21:34,676
Aha.
512
00:21:34,676 --> 00:21:35,560
So, it was you.
513
00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:37,062
Us.
514
00:21:38,180 --> 00:21:41,683
Look, Lucy, I am trying awfully hard
515
00:21:42,184 --> 00:21:43,185
to control my temper,
516
00:21:43,185 --> 00:21:45,020
because this time I am afraid to lose
it.
517
00:21:45,020 --> 00:21:46,938
Yeah, well, look, I can explain
everything.
518
00:21:46,938 --> 00:21:47,939
I wasn't driving the car.
519
00:21:47,939 --> 00:21:49,441
I was just showing Ethel how things
work
520
00:21:49,941 --> 00:21:50,942
and you left the key
521
00:21:50,942 --> 00:21:52,444
and I just showed her how to turn it
on the motor
522
00:21:52,444 --> 00:21:54,446
and all of a sudden, the Pontiac
jumped up
523
00:21:54,446 --> 00:21:55,447
and rammed the Cadillac
524
00:21:55,447 --> 00:21:57,449
and we tried to get the cars apart
and we couldn't.
525
00:21:57,449 --> 00:21:59,451
And so then I drove the cars to the
garage.
526
00:21:59,451 --> 00:22:01,953
I was gonna get the Pontiac fixed
before you came home
527
00:22:01,953 --> 00:22:02,954
and, and well, I went down a hill
528
00:22:03,455 --> 00:22:04,456
and a car started to pass me
529
00:22:04,456 --> 00:22:06,458
and I stopped and the car went on up
the hill
530
00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:07,959
and, and it didn't quite get up to
the top
531
00:22:08,460 --> 00:22:10,545
and then it came back downhill and
crashed right into me
532
00:22:10,545 --> 00:22:11,546
and I drove the cars home.
533
00:22:12,047 --> 00:22:12,881
That's all there is to it.
534
00:22:19,855 --> 00:22:20,856
(stifling laughter)
535
00:22:21,356 --> 00:22:23,108
(laughing out loud)
536
00:22:23,108 --> 00:22:26,895
(laughing uncontrollably)
537
00:22:27,396 --> 00:22:29,898
What's so funny?
538
00:22:29,898 --> 00:22:32,701
It's so ridiculous.
539
00:22:34,870 --> 00:22:37,072
This could only happen to Lucy.
540
00:22:38,490 --> 00:22:41,493
Yeah, yeah, just to me.
541
00:22:41,493 --> 00:22:43,328
Stupid old me.
542
00:22:43,628 --> 00:22:47,466
(laughing) (guffawing)
543
00:22:47,466 --> 00:22:49,468
How can you laugh?!
544
00:22:49,468 --> 00:22:50,969
What do you think it's gonna cost us
545
00:22:51,470 --> 00:22:52,754
to have those cars fixed?
546
00:22:52,754 --> 00:22:56,174
Oh, don't worry about that, Fred, I'm
insured.
547
00:23:07,686 --> 00:23:09,071
We've lost Lucy.
548
00:23:09,071 --> 00:23:11,523
What's the matter with her?
549
00:23:11,523 --> 00:23:13,442
Well, she didn't call the man.
550
00:23:13,942 --> 00:23:14,943
Ricky isn't insured.
551
00:23:23,285 --> 00:23:27,005
Well, we've lost him, too.
552
00:23:27,005 --> 00:23:28,840
Don't worry, Fred.
553
00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:31,343
You don't think I was gonna be so
stupid
554
00:23:31,343 --> 00:23:32,344
as to let Lucy do it?
555
00:23:32,344 --> 00:23:34,346
I called the insurance man myself.
556
00:23:34,346 --> 00:23:35,347
You did?
557
00:23:35,847 --> 00:23:37,182
Well, we got him back.
558
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:42,104
Now, as far as you are concerned,
young lady...
559
00:23:42,104 --> 00:23:43,722
RICKY: Lucy?
560
00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:48,393
I don't think you're getting through
to her.
561
00:23:48,393 --> 00:23:51,062
Lucy!
562
00:23:51,062 --> 00:23:53,949
Maybe she's afraid to come back.
563
00:23:56,451 --> 00:23:58,703
Tell her you won't do anything to
her.
564
00:23:58,703 --> 00:24:02,324
Lucy, I won't do anything to you.
565
00:24:03,792 --> 00:24:07,295
Lucy, I said I wasn't gonna do
anything to you.
566
00:24:11,049 --> 00:24:13,919
All right, all right, cross my heart.
567
00:24:15,387 --> 00:24:17,639
Hi.
568
00:24:17,639 --> 00:24:19,424
But I didn't promise you
569
00:24:19,424 --> 00:24:22,227
that I wasn't gonna tell you what I
think about you.
570
00:24:22,227 --> 00:24:25,397
Oh. Oh, you're just gonna tell me,
huh?
571
00:24:25,397 --> 00:24:26,681
Yeah.
572
00:24:26,681 --> 00:24:29,017
Pero no-no-no se donde empezar.
573
00:24:29,017 --> 00:24:29,935
Oh.
574
00:24:30,435 --> 00:24:31,436
?Que te pasa?
575
00:24:31,436 --> 00:24:33,939
?Se te perdio el sentido?
576
00:24:33,939 --> 00:24:36,441
?Que tu tienes en la cabeza?
577
00:24:36,441 --> 00:24:38,443
?No tienes nada metido en la cabeza?
578
00:24:38,443 --> 00:24:40,946
?Esta la cabeza muerta?
579
00:24:40,946 --> 00:24:42,948
?No tienes nada aqui completamente?
580
00:24:42,948 --> 00:24:45,450
Un dia te voy a coger como si fueras
un pollito
581
00:24:45,450 --> 00:24:46,451
y te voy a coger por pescuezito
582
00:24:46,451 --> 00:24:47,953
y voy a poner aqui los dedos y...
583
00:24:47,953 --> 00:24:49,955
(grunting)
584
00:24:59,130 --> 00:25:02,050
("I Love Lucy" theme song playing)
585
00:25:36,084 --> 00:25:39,087
ANNOUNCER: I Love Lucy is a Desilu
Production.
586
00:25:39,087 --> 00:25:41,089
Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz
587
00:25:41,089 --> 00:25:43,875
will be back next week at this same
time.
40239
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof