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("I Love Lucy" theme song playing)
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Can I borrow some cream?
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Shh! Not so loud.
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(whispering): Good morning, Lucy.
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Can I borrow some cream?
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What's the matter?
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Someone who shall be nameless is in a
Cuban snit this morning.
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Oh. What did you do?
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Nothing!
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Everything went wrong down at the
club last night.
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The cleaner forgot to bring his
tuxedo.
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One act didn't show up.
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Right in the middle of his big
number,
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the lights went out all over the
whole neighborhood.
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Oh. How long did that last?
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For hours.
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Everybody got up and, and left
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and went into the nightclub across
the street.
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How'd they manage without
electricity?
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Liberace was playing there.
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Huh?
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He does his show by candlelight.
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Oh.
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(laughing)
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Sure.
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(laughing)
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Oh, well, I don't blame Ricky for
being sore.
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Well, neither do I, but things aren't
going to be
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very pleasant around here today.
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He's as grumpy as a kangaroo with a
porcupine in his pouch.
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You want some coffee?
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No, thanks. Fred's waiting for his
breakfast.
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I'll just get my cream.
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Oh, gee, I envy you, Ethel.
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Why?
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Because Fred is so predictable.
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You never have to worry about
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what kind of a mood he's going to be
in.
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Yeah, he's always got a porcupine in
his pouch.
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(laughing)
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Hi, honey.
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Well, that's not the only thing
that's sour around here.
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What do you mean?
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You might at least say good morning
to Ethel.
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Hi.
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Oh, I liked it better when he ignored
me.
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Well, don't worry, Ethel.
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He'll get over it.
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Oh, sure.
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He'll soon be his usual old charming,
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smiling self, won't you, Ricky?
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(guffawing)
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No, Ethel...
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Aw, I can make Ricky smile.
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Come on now, Ricky, smile for me.
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I can make you smile.
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(laughing)
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Aw, now, Ricky, how would it be
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if your face froze like that?
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How would it be if you minded your
own business?
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Well!
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Doesn't your little playmate ever go
home?
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Hi, honey bunch.
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Oh, shut up.
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Now, what did I do?
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You're just as grumpy as he is.
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Well, what did I do?
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Nothing, Fred.
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Ethel's upset at Ricky.
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Now, Ricky, you tell Ethel you're
sorry for what you said.
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I'm sorry, Ethel.
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Yeah.
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I mean it.
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I'm, I'm sorry.
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I'm just so upset, I don't know what
I'm doing.
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Now, what's Lucy done?
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Nothing!
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Why is it always my fault?
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Hmm. Oh, really, Fred, Lucy had
nothing to do this time.
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I apologize.
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Well, all right.
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It's just that everything went wrong
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at the club last night.
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The guy didn't bring my tuxedo...
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Now, honey, honey, honey...
The guy went out
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Listen, honey, honey, in the
middle...
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don't talk about it anymore.
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You're just going to get yourself all
upset again.
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Okay. I'm telling you,
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anybody that goes into show business
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should have his head examined.
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I would quit the whole thing for two
centavos.
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Oh... I wish I had a nickel for every
time he's offered
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to quit show business for two
centavos.
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Well, if I had any sense,
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I'd be in some regular business.
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Any business is a pain in the neck.
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Not like show business.
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Not much.
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How do you think I feel
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worrying every time a tenant is going
to move out
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and listening to all their silly
complaints?
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(in falsetto): "My drain is stopped
up!"
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"I've lost my key!"
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"When are you going to fix my leaky
faucet?!"
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Listen, speaking about leaky faucets,
when are you gonna...
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Uh... not now.
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No, not now, Lucy.
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I'm telling you,
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I'm gonna keep my eye open for a real
business
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and when I find it, bye-bye, show
business.
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Okay. Let me know when you find
something.
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All right.
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Come on, Ethel.
I'm hungry.
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Okay, see you later.
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All right, dear.
Bye.
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Bye.
Bye.
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Oh, yeah...
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Oh, hi, Poppy.
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Hi. How are you?
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Hey, did you have a nice walk, old
man?
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Yes, but he's getting tired.
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Oh, what's up, baby?
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Hello, son, how are you?
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Are you still looking at those want
ads?
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Yes, Mommy, I'm still looking at
them.
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We got to take our nap.
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Okay, sweetheart, take your nap.
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Come on, baby, darling.
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(fussing)
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Well, we let him stay up too long.
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Come on, baby, darling.
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Hi, Rick.
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Oh, hi, Fred.
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Oh, boy, what a swell day.
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How about a little game of golf?
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Uh, I'd love to, Fred, but I'm
looking into some
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business opportunities here that I
might go into.
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Oh, you're really serious, huh?
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You're darn right I am.
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Well, if you find something good, let
me know.
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Hey, were you serious this morning
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when you offered to go into it with
me?
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I don't remember offering,
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but if you've got a good deal,
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sure I'm in.
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Fred, don't encourage him.
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I've gone through this with him a
million times.
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Never mind.
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(chuckling)
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Now, here's some of the ones that
look best.
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Yeah.
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"Delicatessen for sale, cheap."
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RICKY: You know, the one down on the
corner makes a mint.
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Oh, Ricky, a delicatessen.
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What's wrong with a delicatessen?
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I can just see it: "Ricky Ricardo's
Delicatessen.
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Cuban-Style Blintzes."
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She's right, Rick.
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It doesn't quite have the right ring.
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Well, there's a lot of stuff here.
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All right, let's see it.
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Lucy?
What?
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Is Fred over here?
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There he is, with Ricky Ricardo, the
Salami King.
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Huh?
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They're figuring out what business to
go into.
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Business?
Yeah.
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Fred Mertz, what's this about you
going in business?
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I haven't made any deal.
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I thought if we saw something good,
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we might go in it.
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After all, we've got a few bucks put
aside.
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Oh, have you, Ethel?
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Only every dollar we ever made,
that's all.
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Hey, it might be fun if we were all
partners.
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Let me see that list, Ricky.
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I'll read it to you.
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Oh, the delicatessen is out, you
said, so...
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RICKY: How about a cocktail bar?
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No.
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Now, the next one is something I've
always wanted to own.
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What's that?
A diner.
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A diner? Diner?
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Honey, we don't know anything about
running a diner.
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Fred and I do.
We worked in one once
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when we were stranded in
Indianapolis. Remember, Fred?
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LUCY: Really?
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Sure. "Adam and Eve on a raft. Wreck
'em."
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"Scrambled eggs on toast coming up."
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That's wonderful.
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You know, with, with Fred and Ethel's
know-how,
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and I got a good following down at
the club,
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we should have a lot of customers.
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Sure. This is just perfect for the
four of us.
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Fred and I have the know-how
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and Ricky has the name, and Lucy
has...
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Uh... Lucy has, uh...
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My name is the same as his.
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Ah, don't you worry, honey.
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There'll be plenty for all of us to
do.
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Oh, sure, we couldn't do anything
without you.
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That's right.
I hope not.
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Look at that. Don't you think that
looks good?
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"Enjoy security and independence by
owning your own business.
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Fully equipped..."
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Well, that's it, folks.
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Isn't this the sweetest little diner
you ever saw?
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Oh, it's a darling.
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Just cute as a bug.
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You say this place does good
business?
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You ought to see 'em.
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Three deep at the counter all day
long.
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Really?
Uh-huh.
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We have to close once a week to let
the seats cool off.
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(guffawing)
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Well, would you, uh, pardon us?
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Uh... may I...
Certainly.
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Excuse us a minute, please.
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Go ahead.
Yeah.
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(quiet conversation)
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RICKY: You want to do it?
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Okay, okay.
(murmuring)
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Well, Mr. Watson, you just sold a
diner!
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Wonderful. I know you won't be sorry.
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Will you just sign this purchase
agreement,
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and I'll meet you at the bank in the
morning
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to complete the deal.
Yes, sir.
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Looks all right, huh, Fred?
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Fine, yeah.
2,000.
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2000.
That's right.
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Okay.
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Sign it, Fred.
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Yes, sir.
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Here are the keys.
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Oh.
Easy.
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There you are!
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
Thank you.
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Bye-bye.
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Well, I'll see you RICKY: at the
bank.
Yes, sir.
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Bye.
Bye.
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Oh, isn't he a nice man?
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He sure is.
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We own a diner, we own a diner!
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Isn't it wonderful?
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Hey, we got to take this sign down.
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Oh, that's right.
Yeah!
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Oh, we'll have to get another name.
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What'll it be?
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Well, now, let's see, uh...
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I got it.
I got it!
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Oh, you go ahead, Fred.
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No, you go ahead.
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Well, I was just thinking out loud,
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you know, but, uh, how about, uh,
Ricky's place?
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You know, I had the same thought.
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You did?
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With one slight change.
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What's that?
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Fred's place.
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Now, look, Fred, yesterday you said
265
00:09:25,781 --> 00:09:28,784
that you got the know-how and I got
the name
266
00:09:28,784 --> 00:09:31,120
and my name ain't Fred.
267
00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:33,539
Uh, look, I think people like to eat
268
00:09:33,539 --> 00:09:35,041
where a woman does the cooking.
269
00:09:35,041 --> 00:09:37,043
I think we should use a woman's name.
270
00:09:37,043 --> 00:09:40,046
What woman's name did you have in
mind?
271
00:09:40,046 --> 00:09:41,547
Uh, it starts with an "L."
272
00:09:41,547 --> 00:09:44,050
Lucy...
273
00:09:44,050 --> 00:09:45,051
That's right.
274
00:09:45,051 --> 00:09:46,052
Oh...
275
00:09:46,052 --> 00:09:47,553
RICKY: Now, now, look.
Now, look.
276
00:09:48,054 --> 00:09:49,055
(Lucy and Ethel arguing)
277
00:09:49,055 --> 00:09:51,591
Now, look, there's no use arguing
about this.
278
00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:52,592
I tell you what we'll do.
279
00:09:53,092 --> 00:09:54,093
What?
280
00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:55,895
Well, let's not use any of our names.
281
00:09:55,895 --> 00:09:57,063
Why not?
282
00:09:57,063 --> 00:10:00,349
Well, my idea was to have a diner
283
00:10:00,349 --> 00:10:01,851
that, uh, served Cuban food.
284
00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:02,852
LUCY: Yeah.
285
00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:04,353
Right? All right.
286
00:10:04,353 --> 00:10:07,857
So, let's use something different and
catchy like, uh...
287
00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:08,858
A Little Bit Of Cuba.
288
00:10:08,858 --> 00:10:10,693
Hey, I like that.
I like that.
289
00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:12,111
Huh, you like that?
290
00:10:12,411 --> 00:10:13,746
(all talking)
A Little Bit of Cuba.
291
00:10:35,901 --> 00:10:36,902
Oh.
292
00:10:36,902 --> 00:10:37,903
Have a good dinner, Ralph?
293
00:10:38,270 --> 00:10:39,238
Oh, very fine.
294
00:10:39,238 --> 00:10:40,740
Well, I'm glad you came over.
295
00:10:40,740 --> 00:10:41,741
There you are.
296
00:10:41,741 --> 00:10:43,242
Thank you, and come again.
297
00:10:43,242 --> 00:10:44,744
Thank you for coming, boy.
298
00:10:44,744 --> 00:10:46,245
Say hello to the family.
299
00:10:46,245 --> 00:10:47,246
I will.
300
00:10:47,496 --> 00:10:48,280
Good-bye.
301
00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:49,115
Bye-bye.
302
00:10:49,115 --> 00:10:49,949
(chuckling)
303
00:10:54,337 --> 00:10:55,338
Oh, hello, Joe!
304
00:10:55,838 --> 00:10:56,839
Hi, Ricky.
Hi, Joe.
305
00:10:56,839 --> 00:10:58,341
Look-- Joe!
Lucy, howdy.
306
00:10:58,341 --> 00:10:59,842
What do you think of the place, huh?
307
00:10:59,842 --> 00:11:01,344
It's a swell spot.
Yeah, this is terrific.
308
00:11:01,844 --> 00:11:03,346
Come on, I got a ringside seat right
here for you.
309
00:11:03,346 --> 00:11:04,847
Oh, thanks.
Sit right down there, Joe.
310
00:11:04,847 --> 00:11:06,349
There you are, Joe.
Oh, thanks, Lucy.
311
00:11:06,349 --> 00:11:07,850
Nice to see you.
312
00:11:07,850 --> 00:11:08,851
Fred, take good care of my friend Joe
here.
313
00:11:08,851 --> 00:11:10,353
Yes, indeed, I will.
314
00:11:10,353 --> 00:11:12,355
Good evening, sir.
What'll you have?
315
00:11:12,855 --> 00:11:14,357
Let's see, uh....
316
00:11:14,357 --> 00:11:17,610
What's this, "Little Bit of Cuba"
Special?
317
00:11:17,610 --> 00:11:19,895
Well, sir, that's something Ricky
dreamed up.
318
00:11:19,895 --> 00:11:21,397
It's a hamburger patty
319
00:11:21,397 --> 00:11:23,399
smothered in Tabasco sauce and mashed
banana
320
00:11:23,399 --> 00:11:25,401
between two tortillas.
321
00:11:26,902 --> 00:11:28,904
I think I'll just have a hamburger.
322
00:11:28,904 --> 00:11:29,905
Hamburger?
323
00:11:29,905 --> 00:11:30,906
Rare.
Rare.
324
00:11:30,906 --> 00:11:32,408
What'll you have on it?
325
00:11:32,408 --> 00:11:33,409
Everything but onions.
326
00:11:33,909 --> 00:11:35,911
Walk a cow past the stove and don't
cry over it.
327
00:11:35,911 --> 00:11:37,329
Coming up.
328
00:11:38,330 --> 00:11:39,331
And coffee.
329
00:11:39,331 --> 00:11:40,666
Cup of mud coming up.
330
00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:45,921
Hey, Alberto!
331
00:11:46,422 --> 00:11:46,972
Hi, Ricky.
332
00:11:47,473 --> 00:11:48,474
Look, Alberto's here.
Hi, Lucy.
333
00:11:48,474 --> 00:11:49,975
How's Pura?
Bien.
334
00:11:49,975 --> 00:11:50,976
Oh, glad to meet you.
335
00:11:51,477 --> 00:11:52,478
How do you like the place, huh?
336
00:11:52,478 --> 00:11:53,479
Muy bonito.
337
00:11:53,479 --> 00:11:54,480
Come on, I got a nice seat
338
00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:56,482
right here for you, boy.
Sit down.
339
00:11:56,482 --> 00:11:57,983
There you are.
There you are.
340
00:11:57,983 --> 00:12:01,487
Hey, Fred, take good care of my
friend Alberto here.
341
00:12:01,487 --> 00:12:02,905
Oh, yes, indeed.
342
00:12:02,905 --> 00:12:04,407
Good evening, sir.
What'll you have?
343
00:12:04,407 --> 00:12:05,908
I think I'll try hash.
344
00:12:05,908 --> 00:12:08,194
Hash?
There's a gambler in the house.
345
00:12:08,194 --> 00:12:10,613
Hash coming up.
346
00:12:10,613 --> 00:12:13,032
Gee, honey, isn't this fun?
347
00:12:13,032 --> 00:12:15,034
Oh, it's just great.
348
00:12:15,034 --> 00:12:16,535
Just what I always wanted.
349
00:12:16,535 --> 00:12:18,370
And we're making a whole bunch of
money.
350
00:12:18,370 --> 00:12:20,289
I know, and the best part of it
351
00:12:20,289 --> 00:12:21,290
it's so easy to run.
352
00:12:21,290 --> 00:12:22,792
Yeah, I'm surprised.
353
00:12:22,792 --> 00:12:25,795
I thought it was going to be a lot of
work.
354
00:12:25,795 --> 00:12:26,796
I tell you, it's a cinch.
355
00:12:26,796 --> 00:12:27,797
I know. I just love it.
356
00:12:28,297 --> 00:12:29,632
MAN: Hey, how about my pancakes?
357
00:12:29,632 --> 00:12:31,050
How about my coffee?
358
00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:32,051
Coming right up.
359
00:12:32,051 --> 00:12:33,552
Where are those pancakes?
360
00:12:33,552 --> 00:12:35,354
You didn't order any hotcakes.
361
00:12:35,354 --> 00:12:36,355
I did, too.
362
00:12:36,355 --> 00:12:37,857
Well, I didn't hear you.
363
00:12:37,857 --> 00:12:38,858
Here are your four hot dogs, though.
364
00:12:39,358 --> 00:12:40,359
I didn't order hot dogs.
365
00:12:40,359 --> 00:12:41,360
Well, somebody did.
366
00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:43,863
MAN: How about my pancakes?
367
00:12:43,863 --> 00:12:45,364
They're coming right up.
368
00:12:45,364 --> 00:12:48,367
Uh, yes, sir, uh, I'll fix them right
away, sir.
369
00:12:52,538 --> 00:12:53,539
Well, Marco!
Ricky.
370
00:12:53,539 --> 00:12:55,541
Welcome to A Little Bit Of Cuba!
371
00:12:55,541 --> 00:12:56,542
Sit right down here, boy.
372
00:12:56,542 --> 00:12:58,043
Sit right down there.
373
00:12:58,043 --> 00:13:00,045
LUCY: There you are, Marco.
Nice to see you.
374
00:13:00,045 --> 00:13:01,046
(Ricky chuckling)
375
00:13:01,046 --> 00:13:02,548
Ai-yi...
376
00:13:02,548 --> 00:13:04,049
Things all right over here?
377
00:13:04,049 --> 00:13:05,551
Good, good.
378
00:13:07,136 --> 00:13:08,554
Say, uh...
379
00:13:08,554 --> 00:13:09,388
(snapping fingers)
Psst!
380
00:13:11,056 --> 00:13:12,975
We need more butter here.
381
00:13:18,314 --> 00:13:19,315
(snapping fingers)
382
00:13:19,315 --> 00:13:20,316
More butter here.
383
00:13:20,316 --> 00:13:22,818
Who does he think he is?
384
00:13:22,818 --> 00:13:24,320
I'm a partner, too, you know.
385
00:13:24,820 --> 00:13:26,322
How come we're back here doing all
the work
386
00:13:26,822 --> 00:13:28,324
and they're out there having all the
fun?
387
00:13:28,824 --> 00:13:30,826
I don't know, but it's time we made a
change.
388
00:13:30,826 --> 00:13:32,828
You're right.
389
00:13:32,828 --> 00:13:35,247
We're gonna have a lot of good food,
you know.
390
00:13:35,247 --> 00:13:36,782
We're gonna have arroz con pollo,
391
00:13:36,782 --> 00:13:38,834
frijoles, paella, everything.
392
00:13:38,834 --> 00:13:40,836
All the stuff, you know.
393
00:13:40,836 --> 00:13:42,338
There you are.
394
00:13:42,338 --> 00:13:43,839
(chattering)
395
00:13:43,839 --> 00:13:44,840
There you go.
396
00:13:44,840 --> 00:13:46,342
What's that for?
397
00:13:46,342 --> 00:13:49,128
It's time for the swing shift.
398
00:13:49,128 --> 00:13:50,513
What are you doing?!
399
00:13:50,513 --> 00:13:51,881
Well, we've just been thinking.
400
00:13:52,348 --> 00:13:53,849
Maybe we'd better trade.
401
00:13:53,849 --> 00:13:55,851
You're out here doing all the work,
402
00:13:55,851 --> 00:13:58,103
and we're back there having all the
fun.
403
00:13:58,103 --> 00:14:00,940
Fred, I don't know what to do back
there.
404
00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:02,441
Oh, it's very simple.
405
00:14:02,441 --> 00:14:04,443
You just put the meat on the griddle,
406
00:14:04,443 --> 00:14:09,448
and when your face gets redder than
the hamburger, it's done.
407
00:14:09,448 --> 00:14:11,817
Ethel, what's the matter with you?
408
00:14:11,817 --> 00:14:13,285
Now, look, Ethel,
409
00:14:13,285 --> 00:14:16,288
you are supposed to be behind the
counter.
410
00:14:16,288 --> 00:14:17,573
You got the know-how.
411
00:14:17,573 --> 00:14:19,375
And look, Ricky has to be here
greeting guests.
412
00:14:19,875 --> 00:14:20,659
He has the name.
413
00:14:20,659 --> 00:14:22,328
Yeah, and I know what it is.
414
00:14:23,212 --> 00:14:26,582
Now, look, for the last time,
415
00:14:26,582 --> 00:14:29,969
are you two going to get behind that
counter or nut?
416
00:14:29,969 --> 00:14:32,471
For the last time, are you two
417
00:14:32,471 --> 00:14:34,473
gonna get behind that counter or
"nut"?
418
00:14:34,473 --> 00:14:35,808
No!
419
00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:37,810
It doesn't LUCY: make
any sense. No.
420
00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:39,311
Well, we can't all be out in front,
421
00:14:39,311 --> 00:14:40,312
so it'd better be you.
422
00:14:40,312 --> 00:14:41,313
Well, all right.
423
00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:42,314
That's better.
That's more better.
424
00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:43,816
Come on.
Come on, dear.
425
00:14:46,318 --> 00:14:47,319
Where are you going?
426
00:14:47,319 --> 00:14:48,320
What...?
427
00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:50,322
Have fun.
428
00:14:50,322 --> 00:14:52,241
MAN: How about my hamburger?
429
00:14:52,241 --> 00:14:54,243
Ethel...
How about my hamburger?
430
00:14:54,243 --> 00:14:55,911
MAN: Come on.
I got to go to work.
431
00:14:55,911 --> 00:14:57,029
I can't be hanging around here.
432
00:14:57,029 --> 00:14:58,030
I've got work to do.
433
00:14:58,030 --> 00:14:59,949
Gee whiz...
434
00:14:59,949 --> 00:15:02,418
(grumbling)
435
00:15:22,521 --> 00:15:23,522
Now, look, the next time
436
00:15:23,522 --> 00:15:24,857
that we get a customer in here,
437
00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:26,942
will you please try to get the order
right?
438
00:15:26,942 --> 00:15:28,727
We had four customers in here today
439
00:15:29,228 --> 00:15:31,530
and you loused up every one of their
orders.
440
00:15:31,530 --> 00:15:34,700
Well, it's hard to keep track of that
many orders.
441
00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:36,568
What are you talking about?
442
00:15:36,568 --> 00:15:39,071
They were each here at different
times.
443
00:15:39,071 --> 00:15:42,074
Well, I'm doing my best.
444
00:15:42,074 --> 00:15:45,077
You have to have experience for this
kind of work
445
00:15:45,077 --> 00:15:46,912
and I've never done it before.
446
00:15:46,912 --> 00:15:48,881
Oh, now, honey, don't cry.
447
00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:52,167
You'll get the food all salty.
448
00:15:52,167 --> 00:15:54,503
Besides, it's all your fault.
449
00:15:54,503 --> 00:15:56,005
My fault?
450
00:15:56,005 --> 00:15:59,508
Yeah, yelling all those crazy things
at me.
451
00:15:59,508 --> 00:16:02,011
That was diner talk, like Fred did.
452
00:16:02,011 --> 00:16:03,429
Yeah, well, the next time
453
00:16:03,429 --> 00:16:04,930
you want hamburgers without onions,
454
00:16:04,930 --> 00:16:06,932
ask for hamburgers without onions.
455
00:16:06,932 --> 00:16:08,434
Don't stand there and yell,
456
00:16:08,934 --> 00:16:12,938
"Bring the bull in the ring and laugh
in his face!"
457
00:16:12,938 --> 00:16:14,273
(crying)
458
00:16:20,863 --> 00:16:21,864
Good morning, Ricky.
459
00:16:21,864 --> 00:16:23,582
Good morning.
460
00:16:23,582 --> 00:16:24,783
Good morning, Lucy.
461
00:16:24,783 --> 00:16:26,001
Hello.
462
00:16:26,001 --> 00:16:28,671
Well, I see business is booming.
463
00:16:28,671 --> 00:16:31,924
This is the first lull we had all
morning.
464
00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:35,260
Now, listen, once and for all, if we
come back,
465
00:16:35,260 --> 00:16:37,596
are you going to take turns doing the
dirty work?
466
00:16:37,596 --> 00:16:39,431
Now, look, Fred,
467
00:16:39,431 --> 00:16:42,935
you got the know-how and I got the
name.
468
00:16:43,435 --> 00:16:44,436
I told you, Ethel.
469
00:16:44,436 --> 00:16:47,940
This guy knows two songs: "Babalu"
470
00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:50,726
and "You Got The Know-How, I Got The
Name Blues."
471
00:16:51,894 --> 00:16:54,863
That's what we agreed on.
472
00:16:54,863 --> 00:16:55,864
LUCY: Certainly.
473
00:16:55,864 --> 00:16:57,366
Now get this straight.
474
00:16:57,366 --> 00:16:59,368
Ethel and I are not going to stay
back there
475
00:16:59,368 --> 00:17:00,869
working our heads off
476
00:17:00,869 --> 00:17:03,655
while you two are leading a gay
social whirl out front.
477
00:17:03,655 --> 00:17:05,040
Well, this is a fine mess.
478
00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:06,542
What are we going to do about it?
479
00:17:06,542 --> 00:17:08,794
Well, we thought if you wanted to buy
us out, we...
480
00:17:08,794 --> 00:17:11,080
Buy you out?!
481
00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:12,998
I wouldn't put another cent in this
joint.
482
00:17:12,998 --> 00:17:15,000
Well, we haven't got enough money to
buy you out.
483
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,418
Well...
484
00:17:16,418 --> 00:17:17,920
Well, what are we gonna do?
485
00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:21,423
Half of it is yours, and half of it
is ours.
486
00:17:21,423 --> 00:17:22,424
Let's split it.
487
00:17:22,424 --> 00:17:24,643
Split it?
488
00:17:24,643 --> 00:17:26,929
Sure. That would solve everything.
489
00:17:26,929 --> 00:17:28,931
Yours is the half behind the counter
490
00:17:28,931 --> 00:17:30,315
and ours is the half in front.
491
00:17:30,315 --> 00:17:33,185
Oh, no, you don't.
492
00:17:33,185 --> 00:17:35,571
What do you want to do, split it down
the middle?
493
00:17:35,571 --> 00:17:38,073
Hey, that might be a good idea.
494
00:17:38,073 --> 00:17:39,942
It'd teach you a lesson.
495
00:17:39,942 --> 00:17:41,944
You'd go broke in ten minutes
496
00:17:41,944 --> 00:17:43,445
without us showing you what to do.
497
00:17:43,445 --> 00:17:44,947
We'd go broke?!
Oh, come now...
498
00:17:44,947 --> 00:17:46,949
Ha! There wouldn't be a customer in
this joint
499
00:17:46,949 --> 00:17:48,951
if it wasn't for Ricky's name on the
front door.
500
00:17:48,951 --> 00:17:49,952
Well, isn't that funny?
501
00:17:49,952 --> 00:17:51,954
RICKY: What are you talking about?
502
00:17:51,954 --> 00:17:52,955
LUCY: I mean that.
503
00:17:52,955 --> 00:17:54,456
I know you don't...
504
00:17:54,456 --> 00:17:55,958
All right, all right, all right, all
right,
505
00:17:55,958 --> 00:17:57,960
all right, we'll split it right down
the middle
506
00:17:57,960 --> 00:17:58,961
and we'll see who does the best.
507
00:17:58,961 --> 00:17:59,962
Okay. Okay.
508
00:17:59,962 --> 00:18:00,963
Okay! Okay!
509
00:18:00,963 --> 00:18:02,464
Okay.
All right.
510
00:18:02,464 --> 00:18:04,967
This is our half.
That is your half.
511
00:18:04,967 --> 00:18:05,968
Okay.
512
00:18:05,968 --> 00:18:07,269
Right.
All right.
513
00:18:07,269 --> 00:18:10,522
Either buy something or get off our
stool.
514
00:18:28,540 --> 00:18:29,541
What time is it?
515
00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:31,043
3:30.
516
00:18:31,460 --> 00:18:33,962
What's the matter, have people
stopped eating or something?
517
00:18:33,962 --> 00:18:36,465
We could have hung out a sign that
said "measles"
518
00:18:36,465 --> 00:18:37,466
and done better business.
519
00:18:37,966 --> 00:18:38,884
Don't make jokes.
520
00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:41,753
That's a joke?
521
00:18:41,753 --> 00:18:43,722
Look, it's nothing to kid about, you
know.
522
00:18:43,722 --> 00:18:48,227
We're just about to lose 2,000
hard-earned bucks.
523
00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:50,729
I don't know how I ever got mixed up
into this.
524
00:18:50,729 --> 00:18:54,233
Why did I let Fred talk me into this?
525
00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:55,734
Me?!
526
00:18:55,734 --> 00:18:57,236
You're the one that wanted
527
00:18:57,236 --> 00:18:58,237
to quit show business.
528
00:18:58,237 --> 00:19:00,239
Don't blame it onto me.
529
00:19:00,239 --> 00:19:01,573
You had the name.
530
00:19:01,573 --> 00:19:03,992
Yeah, and you had the know-how.
531
00:19:03,992 --> 00:19:06,495
Where's your know-how now?
532
00:19:06,495 --> 00:19:08,247
We got no customers no-how.
533
00:19:10,115 --> 00:19:11,533
Oh, what's the difference
534
00:19:12,034 --> 00:19:14,036
who has the know-how who has the
name?
535
00:19:14,036 --> 00:19:15,537
Who has the customers?
536
00:19:15,537 --> 00:19:17,039
Yeah. Where are the customers?
537
00:19:17,039 --> 00:19:18,290
MAN: Where do you want these?
538
00:19:18,290 --> 00:19:19,124
Oh, right here.
539
00:19:19,124 --> 00:19:20,125
Right here, please.
540
00:19:20,125 --> 00:19:22,127
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
541
00:19:22,127 --> 00:19:24,129
Oh, I beg your pardon.
542
00:19:24,129 --> 00:19:25,631
Would you put them in the middle,
please?
543
00:19:25,631 --> 00:19:27,633
We have to divide them.
544
00:19:29,635 --> 00:19:31,637
Thank you very much.
545
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:58,964
I'd like to report a missing rail.
546
00:19:58,964 --> 00:20:00,883
This isn't a bar, it's a diner.
547
00:20:00,883 --> 00:20:02,134
We serve food here.
548
00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:03,168
Food?!
549
00:20:03,552 --> 00:20:04,553
FRED: Yeah. How about something to
eat?
550
00:20:04,553 --> 00:20:06,054
RICKY: Yeah, right over here, sir.
551
00:20:06,054 --> 00:20:07,055
(lisping)
I'll drink to that.
552
00:20:07,055 --> 00:20:08,557
RICKY: Right here.
Right here.
553
00:20:08,557 --> 00:20:09,558
Oh, right over here, sir.
Here you are, sir.
554
00:20:09,558 --> 00:20:11,643
Right here. Right here.
555
00:20:11,643 --> 00:20:14,479
Mister, mister... mister.
556
00:20:16,398 --> 00:20:17,399
Mister,
557
00:20:17,399 --> 00:20:18,850
mister...
558
00:20:21,353 --> 00:20:23,355
Ethel, we're trying to get him over
here,
559
00:20:23,355 --> 00:20:25,157
not drive him away.
560
00:20:25,157 --> 00:20:29,027
Mister, b-best hamburgers in town, 15
cents.
561
00:20:29,027 --> 00:20:31,029
Well, that sounds pretty good.
562
00:20:31,029 --> 00:20:32,030
Uh...
look, mister.
563
00:20:32,030 --> 00:20:34,032
14 cents.
564
00:20:34,032 --> 00:20:38,036
Well, I like to save a penny when I
can.
565
00:20:38,036 --> 00:20:39,037
That's right, sir.
566
00:20:39,037 --> 00:20:40,038
Sit right down.
We'll get it
567
00:20:40,539 --> 00:20:41,540
for you right away.
568
00:20:41,540 --> 00:20:43,542
Mister, 13 cents.
569
00:20:47,095 --> 00:20:48,430
Look, mister, ten cents.
570
00:20:48,430 --> 00:20:50,849
Ten cents.
571
00:20:50,849 --> 00:20:52,851
Five cents.
572
00:20:52,851 --> 00:20:53,852
Four.
573
00:20:53,852 --> 00:20:54,853
Three.
574
00:20:54,853 --> 00:20:55,854
Two.
575
00:20:55,854 --> 00:20:57,356
One. One-cent hamburgers.
576
00:20:57,356 --> 00:20:59,224
Ethel, are you losing your mind?
577
00:20:59,224 --> 00:21:01,310
ETHEL: Well, I don't want them to get
him.
578
00:21:01,810 --> 00:21:03,145
FRED: One-cent hamburgers.
579
00:21:05,063 --> 00:21:06,565
(cash register bell ringing)
580
00:21:06,565 --> 00:21:08,066
Here you go.
581
00:21:11,069 --> 00:21:13,572
I'd like a hundred hamburgers.
582
00:21:13,572 --> 00:21:16,074
(Ricky and Lucy laughing)
583
00:21:26,168 --> 00:21:28,670
I'm sorry, we're all out of
hamburgers.
584
00:21:28,670 --> 00:21:29,671
Yeah.
585
00:21:29,671 --> 00:21:31,173
(laughing)
586
00:21:31,173 --> 00:21:32,674
They're all out of hamburgers.
587
00:21:32,674 --> 00:21:34,676
Well, it's just as well, sir.
588
00:21:34,676 --> 00:21:36,678
You wouldn't have liked them anyway.
589
00:21:36,678 --> 00:21:39,931
Yeah, even at a cent apiece, they're
overcharging you.
590
00:21:39,931 --> 00:21:40,816
LUCY: Yeah.
591
00:21:40,816 --> 00:21:42,317
At least we put meat in ours.
592
00:21:42,317 --> 00:21:43,318
Yeah.
593
00:21:43,318 --> 00:21:47,656
And just what are you insinuating we
put in ours?
594
00:21:47,656 --> 00:21:48,991
I'm not saying,
595
00:21:48,991 --> 00:21:51,493
but you can bet on it in the
afternoon
596
00:21:51,994 --> 00:21:53,245
and eat it at night.
597
00:21:57,332 --> 00:21:58,834
So help me, I'm gonna...
598
00:21:58,834 --> 00:22:00,335
Go ahead.
Throw it.
599
00:22:00,335 --> 00:22:02,337
Oh, wouldn't I love to.
600
00:22:02,838 --> 00:22:05,340
You wouldn't dare!
601
00:22:05,841 --> 00:22:07,342
Oh, wouldn't I?!
602
00:22:07,342 --> 00:22:08,844
Lucy!
Ethel!
603
00:22:09,344 --> 00:22:11,680
Come on, and I'd like to see a good
pie fight!
604
00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:13,632
Ethel, those pies cost money, you
know.
605
00:22:13,632 --> 00:22:15,050
Girls! Go back to work!
606
00:22:15,050 --> 00:22:16,551
Back to work, everybody.
607
00:22:16,551 --> 00:22:17,552
Come on, now.
Stop fooling around.
608
00:22:17,552 --> 00:22:20,055
Let's go back to work.
609
00:22:20,055 --> 00:22:21,556
Come on.
610
00:22:37,572 --> 00:22:40,075
Okay, Lucy...
611
00:22:40,075 --> 00:22:41,576
you asked for it.
612
00:22:43,995 --> 00:22:45,881
Girls, what are you doing?!
613
00:22:45,881 --> 00:22:46,798
RICKY: Girls!
614
00:22:48,166 --> 00:22:49,668
What are you doing?!
615
00:23:06,101 --> 00:23:07,602
Look at...
616
00:23:07,602 --> 00:23:08,603
(laughing): Oh, no!
617
00:23:10,105 --> 00:23:12,858
(laughing uncontrollably)
618
00:23:17,112 --> 00:23:18,947
(Ricky continues laughing)
619
00:23:18,947 --> 00:23:21,450
Oh, you... silly people.
620
00:23:21,450 --> 00:23:22,451
(laughing)
621
00:23:22,451 --> 00:23:24,252
Oh, Mr. Watson!
622
00:23:24,252 --> 00:23:26,037
LUCY AND ETHEL: Oh, hello, Mr.
Watson.
623
00:23:26,037 --> 00:23:28,039
Hi, Mr. Watson.
624
00:23:28,039 --> 00:23:29,541
RICKY: Hello, Mr. Watson.
625
00:23:29,541 --> 00:23:30,542
(Ricky and Lucy laughing)
626
00:23:31,042 --> 00:23:33,545
What can we do for you, Mr. Watson?
627
00:23:33,545 --> 00:23:35,046
Well, I come down to see
628
00:23:35,046 --> 00:23:36,548
what I could do for you,
629
00:23:36,548 --> 00:23:38,850
but you seem to be having lots of
fun.
630
00:23:38,850 --> 00:23:40,268
Just a little recreation.
631
00:23:40,769 --> 00:23:42,554
We're entertaining our customers.
632
00:23:42,554 --> 00:23:44,439
Oh. Well, to tell the truth,
633
00:23:44,439 --> 00:23:46,942
I got lonesome for the old place,
634
00:23:46,942 --> 00:23:48,727
and I just dropped down to look
around.
635
00:23:48,727 --> 00:23:51,146
WATSON: I sure miss it.
636
00:23:51,146 --> 00:23:52,147
Oh?
ETHEL: Really?
637
00:23:52,147 --> 00:23:53,648
Oh, yeah.
638
00:23:53,648 --> 00:23:55,150
Uh...
well, Mr. Watson,
639
00:23:55,150 --> 00:23:56,651
I don't blame you for missing the
place
640
00:23:56,651 --> 00:23:59,154
because, you know, it's, it's really
a gold mine.
641
00:23:59,154 --> 00:24:00,155
Oh, yeah, it's better than
642
00:24:00,655 --> 00:24:01,656
we ever thought it was gonna be.
643
00:24:01,656 --> 00:24:03,658
Crowded all the time.
644
00:24:03,658 --> 00:24:04,659
Yes, sir.
645
00:24:04,659 --> 00:24:05,877
You really miss it, eh?
646
00:24:05,877 --> 00:24:07,212
LUCY: You miss it, huh, Mr. Watson?
647
00:24:07,212 --> 00:24:10,081
I sure do. Matter of fact, I'm sorry
I sold it.
648
00:24:10,081 --> 00:24:11,550
Oh. Oh.
649
00:24:11,550 --> 00:24:13,552
Yeah, well, we sure don't want you
650
00:24:13,552 --> 00:24:15,053
to be unhappy, Mr. Watson.
651
00:24:15,053 --> 00:24:18,056
Maybe I can talk Ricky and Fred into
giving it up.
652
00:24:18,557 --> 00:24:19,808
Oh, well, I don't know about that.
653
00:24:19,808 --> 00:24:22,093
I'd certainly like to have it back.
654
00:24:22,093 --> 00:24:23,595
Yeah, he'd like to have it back,
dear.
655
00:24:23,595 --> 00:24:26,598
Well, I mean, if you really feel that
way,
656
00:24:26,598 --> 00:24:28,099
we'll see what we can do about it.
657
00:24:28,099 --> 00:24:29,601
Yeah.
658
00:24:29,601 --> 00:24:31,603
I mean, we... we paid $2,000 for the
place.
659
00:24:31,603 --> 00:24:32,604
Yeah.
$2000, that's right.
660
00:24:32,604 --> 00:24:34,105
And we put a lot of work in this
place.
661
00:24:34,606 --> 00:24:36,608
We've done a lot of things, Mr.
Watson.
662
00:24:36,608 --> 00:24:39,110
And we've developed quite a
clientele, you know.
663
00:24:39,110 --> 00:24:41,112
Everybody from the club comes down
here, you know.
664
00:24:41,112 --> 00:24:46,117
But, uh, we, we don't want you to be
sad about it
665
00:24:46,117 --> 00:24:47,536
and we like you.
666
00:24:47,536 --> 00:24:48,920
You're a real nice man.
667
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:50,422
So I'll tell you what we'll do.
668
00:24:50,422 --> 00:24:53,425
We'll let it go for...
$3,000.
669
00:24:53,425 --> 00:24:54,926
I can only give you 1,200.
670
00:24:54,926 --> 00:24:56,428
ALL: We'll take it.
671
00:24:56,428 --> 00:24:57,429
Good.
672
00:24:57,929 --> 00:24:59,431
You just bought yourself back a
diner.
673
00:24:59,431 --> 00:25:00,932
Yes, sir, you bought yourself a
diner.
674
00:25:00,932 --> 00:25:02,434
We'll be the first ones to eat with
you.
675
00:25:02,434 --> 00:25:03,935
Yeah, we'll come in and have a piece
of pie.
676
00:25:04,436 --> 00:25:05,437
(all laughing and talking at once)
677
00:25:05,937 --> 00:25:06,938
Yeah.
678
00:25:06,938 --> 00:25:08,440
Let's go.
679
00:25:08,940 --> 00:25:09,941
Careful now.
Careful, fellas.
680
00:25:09,941 --> 00:25:11,943
Listen, my good man.
681
00:25:11,943 --> 00:25:14,112
You have been so nice.
682
00:25:14,613 --> 00:25:15,614
I want you to have this
683
00:25:15,614 --> 00:25:17,115
and take it home to your family.
684
00:25:17,115 --> 00:25:18,116
For me? Yes, sir.
685
00:25:18,116 --> 00:25:19,117
Well, thank you.
686
00:25:19,117 --> 00:25:19,951
You're welcome.
687
00:25:23,955 --> 00:25:26,458
It's a shame.
688
00:25:26,458 --> 00:25:29,461
They're such nice people.
689
00:25:29,461 --> 00:25:32,297
Nobody makes any money these days.
690
00:25:32,297 --> 00:25:35,217
I do. I make a fortune.
691
00:25:35,217 --> 00:25:36,218
How?
692
00:25:36,218 --> 00:25:38,720
Selling this place and buying it back
from people
693
00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:42,224
who want to go into business for
themselves.
694
00:25:42,224 --> 00:25:43,675
Why, you...
695
00:25:52,567 --> 00:25:55,604
("I Love Lucy" theme song playing)
696
00:26:50,992 --> 00:26:53,411
I Love Lucy is a Desilu Production.
697
00:26:53,878 --> 00:26:55,330
Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz
698
00:26:55,814 --> 00:26:58,700
will be back next week at this same
time.
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