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("I Love Lucy" theme song playing)
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Ethel, I thought we were going over
to the Ricardos' tonight.
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ETHEL: We are. I'm ready.
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All right.
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Come on.
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You'd better take your glasses with
you.
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What for? I know what Lucy and Ricky
look like.
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Suppose Ricky wants to show us his
home movies again.
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He wouldn't dare.
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He's been showing them to us every
night.
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Well, after all, it's his first movie
camera
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and the first pictures he's got of
the baby.
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Well, count me out.
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If I want to see old movies,
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I can stay home and watch television.
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Well, what can we do?
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I'll tell you what we'll have to do.
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Don't let the conversation lag.
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Don't even give them a chance
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to suggest showing the movies.
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Hey, that's a good idea.
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Now, just remember,
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here's what you've got to do--
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just keep talking and talking
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and talking and talking.
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You know, act normal.
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No, no, no, I take that back.
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I need you on my team tonight.
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Now, get in there and fight and keep
those lips moving.
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Lucy?
Yeah?
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Aren't the Mertzes coming over
tonight?
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Yeah. They said they were.
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What do you think is holding them up?
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Gee, I don't know.
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They ought to be here any minute.
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(doorbell buzzes)
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There they are.
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Oh, good.
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I'm glad you came.
Hello.
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I wanted to...
Wasn't this a wonderful day?
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Hi. Oh, It sure was.
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particularly at this time of year.
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Uh-huh.
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What were you doing today, Rick?
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Uh, I...
I was pretty busy
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puttering around the apartment.
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Then I went over to the drugstore
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and got an ice cream soda.
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An "all around strawberry" soda.
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That's a soda with strawberry flavor
and strawberry ice cream.
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Yeah.
Uh-huh.
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Pretty good.
Yeah.
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They sure are.
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Uh, I had an idea...
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How are you, Lucy?
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Fine.
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And what's new?
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Nothing.
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I had an idea that maybe...
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Fred, Fred, there's something I've
been wanting to ask you.
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Well, what is it, Ethel?
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Uh... how are you, Fred?
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Fine. How are you?
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Oh, pretty good.
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I don't think either one of you are
well.
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I had an idea that maybe tonight...
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Oh, look! Lucy's got some delicious
new candy.
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Want a piece, Fred?
Yeah.
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Okay, there you are.
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I guess I'll have a piece, too.
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(chuckles)
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Ethel, those are just those same old
caramels
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you gave us for Christmas.
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I had an idea, like I was saying,
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you know that what-what maybe you
would like to do tonight,
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and I thought you'd like to see
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the pictures of I took of the baby.
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Oh, honey, Ethel and Fred
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don't want to see those pictures
again.
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What are you talking about?
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They're pictures of their godson.
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Oh, Ricky, we'd really love to see
them, but...
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it hurts our eyes to look at them
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on that old wrinkled sheet you use
for a screen.
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Oh?
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Outside of that, we'd be delighted to
see them.
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Oh.
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(chuckles)
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(chuckling)
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You see? You see?
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Now, the reason I wanted you to see
them again
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is because I wanted you to see them
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in this new screen I bought today.
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Wait till you see them in that!
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Go get your glasses, Fred.
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I'll watch without them.
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You can't see without them.
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I know what I'm doing.
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I got it all set up
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just in case you asked to see them
again.
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Fred, uh, ge-ge-ge-get-get-get rid of
your head, will you?
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What do you want me to do-- take it
off?
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I mean, you know, move it over.
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All right, all right.
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Turn the lights off, honey.
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Yeah.
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Here we go!
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(click)
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(film projector whirring)
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(No audio)
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RICKY: This would have been a good
shot
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if Lucy just didn't argue with me.
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(chuckling)
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Doesn't he look cute?
Look at that.
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A pretty good close-up.
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You know, this one was a great
idea...
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but things moving that fast are
pretty tough.
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Ah, how's that, huh?
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How's that for a moving shot?
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Right through the bedroom and into
the nursery.
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Have you ever seen anything better
than that
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in real movies?
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Huh? Look at the way that focuses all
the way.
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You can see them in the mirror in the
back.
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See the mirror in the back there?
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This would have been great
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if I hadn't tripped over the baby's
wagon.
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This is a great way to get killed--
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just take a picture of your wife
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when she wakes up in the morning.
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Ooh!
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(chuckling)
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Now, the next ten minutes of film
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is just as good as anyone has ever
taken.
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I don't want to brag, but, uh,
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(voice fading): I think that I
learned pretty fast.
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(normal voice): And as Lucy holds up
little Ricky and waves good-bye,
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we say a reluctant farewell
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to the Ricardo apartment and its
charming inhabitants.
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This is a Ricky Ricardo production!
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(humming fanfare): Bum bum bum bum
bum bum...!
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That's all.
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You know, they're very good,
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considering that those are the first
pictures
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that I...
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Lucy.
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More! More!
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Dear, those were really wonderful.
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Don't you think so, Eth...?
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Ethel? Fred?
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Ew...
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(screaming)
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Oh!
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Oh, you...
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What's the matter with you two
scaring me to death?
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We wanted to be sure the coast is
clear.
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Is Ricky very mad?
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I'll say. He wouldn't even talk to me
this morning.
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We're the ones who sneaked out.
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What's he mad at you for?
Yeah.
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I fell asleep.
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Oh, no.
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Good morning.
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Good morning!
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Good-bye.
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Now, Ricky, wait a minute.
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We're sorry.
We really liked your movies.
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We want to see them again!
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Tonight!
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Don't we, Fred?
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Yeah! Yeah!
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My, but you sound sincere.
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Well, I mean it.
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Oh, sure.
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I do!
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I'm just dying to see those lousy
movies again.
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Fred, that's a terrible thing to say.
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Ricky put a lot of time and effort
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into those lousy movies-- those
movies.
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Oh, now, Ricky, they didn't mean
that.
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Look, you don't have to worry about
me.
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You don't have to see any of the
movies that I take
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ever again, including the TV pilot
film
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that I'm just about to audition.
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Oh, Fred, what's the matter with you?
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That's a fine thing...
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TV pilot film?
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What were you saying about a TV pilot
film?
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Nothing that concerns you.
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I was going to make one using the
three of you as actors,
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but I have changed my mind about the
supporting cast.
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Adios, amigos.
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Now, wait a minute, Ricky!
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You have fixed the sheets and
blankets.
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Now go take a nap.
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(door slamming)
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What did he mean by that?
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Yeah.
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He was trying to say
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you have made your bed, now lie in
it.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Well, I hope you are satisfied.
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Huh? Now what?
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Remember that TV pilot film Ricky was
going to make?
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Remember it?
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We've all been nice to him for days,
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so he'd use us in it.
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Yeah, well, we can all go back
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to being our normal, nasty selves.
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He's already made it.
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What?
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And next week
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the most important man in television,
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Mr. Bennett Green is coming over to
look at it.
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Well, we certainly muffed that one.
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What do you mean, "we"?
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You were the ones who tippy-toed out
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in the middle of our home movies.
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You should talk, sleepytime gal!
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That's telling her, Ethel.
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Now, don't you be smart, Fred.
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You're the one who really clinched
the whole thing
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with your diplomatic remark:
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"Sure, I'm just dying to see those
lousy movies again."
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Ah, just a minute.
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Oh, really, Fred.
Oh, you two now,
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stop squabbling.
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The main thing is, what can we do
about it?
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Nothing. We're not in it, so that's
that.
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Yeah. As an old Cuban philosopher
once said,
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"We have plugged in the electric
blanket.
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Now let's take the snooze."
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Well, it's too bad,
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but it's just one of those things.
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FRED: I guess so.
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I'm not so sure.
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Hey, just a minute.
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We forgot Miss Never-say-die.
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Lucy, what are you planning?
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What are you thinking?
What's going on?
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We'll make our own TV film.
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Our own?
Our own?
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Yeah, we'll make it just like Ricky
did.
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We'll use his film, his camera, his
lights... his wife,
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and if they play their cards right,
his wife's friends.
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And then when Mr. Bennett Green comes
over,
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he'll see a double feature.
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What kind of a film will we make?
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Um... a Western drama.
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Hey.
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That's a wonderful idea.
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We'll get a name later.
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Right now we have a lot to think
about.
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We have to get costumes, scenery,
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have to find out who shoots who...
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Oh, boy!
Look at this, Fred.
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Isn't this great?
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This is fixed up great.
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LUCY: Yeah? Hey, Lucy!
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Here we are.
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Hi, pard.
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(laughing)
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I can't get over
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how cute you got the room fixed up.
268
00:11:16,625 --> 00:11:18,627
Well, I worked pretty hard painting
those figures.
269
00:11:18,627 --> 00:11:20,129
They look almost real, don't they?
270
00:11:20,129 --> 00:11:21,130
Look at that one.
271
00:11:21,130 --> 00:11:22,598
FRED: Well, I've had moments
272
00:11:22,598 --> 00:11:24,383
when real people looked like that.
273
00:11:24,383 --> 00:11:26,302
(guffawing)
274
00:11:26,302 --> 00:11:27,803
Come on, we got to get started.
275
00:11:27,803 --> 00:11:29,305
We got to get all this finished and
out of the way
276
00:11:29,805 --> 00:11:30,806
before Ricky gets home.
Okay.
277
00:11:30,806 --> 00:11:32,141
What's that thing?
That's a projector.
278
00:11:32,141 --> 00:11:33,059
I know.
It's a new kind.
279
00:11:33,559 --> 00:11:34,560
You put the sound right on the film,
280
00:11:35,061 --> 00:11:36,062
like a tape recorder.
Oh.
281
00:11:36,062 --> 00:11:38,564
Fred, now, for the first part, you
take the picture.
282
00:11:38,564 --> 00:11:40,066
You look right through this little
red thing here,
283
00:11:40,066 --> 00:11:42,068
and then you press this button right
here, see?
284
00:11:42,568 --> 00:11:43,569
See that? Yeah.
285
00:11:43,569 --> 00:11:44,987
Yeah.
You press that down.
286
00:11:44,987 --> 00:11:45,988
What's this little dial here for?
287
00:11:45,988 --> 00:11:48,991
It says "8, 16, 32, 64."
288
00:11:49,492 --> 00:11:50,993
Gee, I don't know.
289
00:11:50,993 --> 00:11:52,495
Well, take a little bit of each
number
290
00:11:52,495 --> 00:11:53,379
and see what happens.
291
00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:54,380
Okay.
292
00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:55,881
Ready, Ethel?
Yep.
293
00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:56,882
Stand back here.
294
00:11:56,882 --> 00:11:59,168
Remember how we did it. Okay.
295
00:11:59,168 --> 00:12:04,056
Roll 'em. Lights, camera, action,
quiet!!
296
00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:06,726
What's that for?
297
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,644
I went to a studio in Hollywood once.
298
00:12:08,644 --> 00:12:10,146
That's the way they make pictures.
299
00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:12,431
Oh.
300
00:12:12,431 --> 00:12:14,400
Fred, turn on the phonograph.
301
00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:22,408
(honky-tonk music playing)
302
00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:25,911
I'm an old cowhand
303
00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:28,280
From the Rio Grande
304
00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:31,283
And my legs ain't bowed
305
00:12:31,283 --> 00:12:34,170
And my teeth ain't capped
306
00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:36,622
I'm a cowboy who never saw a cow
307
00:12:37,123 --> 00:12:39,625
Never roped a steer 'cause I don't
know how
308
00:12:40,126 --> 00:12:42,461
And I sure ain't fixin' to find out
now
309
00:12:42,461 --> 00:12:44,380
Yippee i-o-ki-ay
310
00:12:44,380 --> 00:12:45,381
Yee-ha!
311
00:12:45,381 --> 00:12:46,382
Yippee i-o-ki-ay
312
00:12:46,882 --> 00:12:47,633
Yee-hee!
313
00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:50,469
Yee-ha!
314
00:12:50,469 --> 00:12:51,971
Ya-ka-ta-ka-ha
315
00:12:51,971 --> 00:12:54,473
I'm an old cowhand
316
00:12:54,473 --> 00:12:56,976
From the Rio Grande
317
00:12:56,976 --> 00:12:59,478
And I learned to ride
318
00:12:59,979 --> 00:13:02,815
'Fore I learned to stand
319
00:13:02,815 --> 00:13:05,734
I'm a ridin' fool who is up-to-date
320
00:13:05,734 --> 00:13:08,237
I know every road in the Lone Star
State
321
00:13:08,737 --> 00:13:10,739
'Cause I rode the range in a Ford V-8
322
00:13:10,739 --> 00:13:11,740
Yee-ha!
323
00:13:11,740 --> 00:13:13,242
Yippee i-o-ki-ay
324
00:13:13,242 --> 00:13:14,243
Yee-ha!
325
00:13:14,243 --> 00:13:15,244
Yippee i-o-ki-ay
326
00:13:15,244 --> 00:13:16,245
Yee-ha!
327
00:13:16,245 --> 00:13:17,663
Yippee!
328
00:13:17,663 --> 00:13:19,165
Yippee!
329
00:13:19,165 --> 00:13:20,466
Ya-ka-ta-ka-ha
330
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:25,337
I know all the songs that the cowboys
know...
331
00:13:25,671 --> 00:13:30,676
'Bout... that big...
corral...
332
00:13:30,676 --> 00:13:37,683
Where... the doggies...
go...
333
00:13:37,683 --> 00:13:40,186
(howling)
334
00:13:40,186 --> 00:13:41,604
(gunshot)
335
00:13:41,604 --> 00:13:44,607
'Cause I learned them all on the
radio
336
00:13:44,607 --> 00:13:46,358
Yippee i-o-ki-ay
337
00:13:46,358 --> 00:13:47,243
Yippee!
338
00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:48,744
Yippee i-o-ki-ay
339
00:13:48,744 --> 00:13:50,246
Yee-ha!
340
00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:51,247
Yippee!
Ya-ka-ta-ka-ha
341
00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:52,748
Yee-ha!
Ya-ka-ta-ka-ha
342
00:13:52,748 --> 00:13:54,250
Whee!
Ya-ka-ta-ka-ha.
343
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,001
Yee-ha!
344
00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:57,369
You know that looked pretty good?
345
00:13:57,870 --> 00:13:58,871
Yeah.
Yeah.
346
00:13:58,871 --> 00:14:00,873
Now we do the big, dramatic part of
the show.
347
00:14:00,873 --> 00:14:01,874
Now, Fred, don't forget,
348
00:14:01,874 --> 00:14:03,375
you make an entrance from over there.
349
00:14:03,375 --> 00:14:04,877
Well, who's going to run the camera
350
00:14:04,877 --> 00:14:05,961
if I'm off the scene?
351
00:14:05,961 --> 00:14:07,963
Oh, well, we set that on automatic,
see?
352
00:14:07,963 --> 00:14:09,465
We-we push this button right here
353
00:14:09,965 --> 00:14:11,467
and the camera takes a picture by
itself.
354
00:14:11,467 --> 00:14:12,968
I got it.
Okay, now, Ethel,
355
00:14:12,968 --> 00:14:13,969
don't forget where we stopped.
356
00:14:13,969 --> 00:14:14,970
Oh, I got it.
357
00:14:15,471 --> 00:14:16,972
All right, here we go.
Roll 'em, Fred!
358
00:14:16,972 --> 00:14:18,974
(camera whirring)
359
00:14:23,979 --> 00:14:26,448
How about a game of draw poker, Tex?
360
00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:28,734
Don't mind if I do, Nevada.
361
00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:39,161
Cigarette?
362
00:14:39,161 --> 00:14:40,379
Yep.
363
00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:25,791
Hold it!
364
00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:29,762
I didn't cut them cards.
365
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:32,965
Are you accusin' me of cheatin'?
366
00:15:32,965 --> 00:15:36,302
Yep, I'm accusin' you of cheatin'.
367
00:15:37,303 --> 00:15:39,605
Smile when you say that.
368
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:43,943
Yep, I'm accusing you of cheatin'.
369
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,895
No man can say that to me.
370
00:15:47,396 --> 00:15:48,697
Smile when you say that.
371
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:52,284
No man can say that to me.
372
00:15:55,321 --> 00:15:58,324
Reach for the ceiling, both of ya!
373
00:15:58,324 --> 00:15:59,325
Drop them guns!
374
00:15:59,825 --> 00:16:00,826
You're under arrest!
375
00:16:02,328 --> 00:16:03,712
We ain't got nothin' on us.
376
00:16:03,712 --> 00:16:07,750
You're the ones that robbed the
stage, you mangy polecats.
377
00:16:07,750 --> 00:16:09,468
How did you find out?
378
00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:11,003
I got wind of it.
379
00:16:11,003 --> 00:16:14,390
All right, I am taking you to the
clink.
380
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:16,141
Get goin'!
381
00:16:18,927 --> 00:16:20,929
Pick it up there!
382
00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:25,601
LUCY: Cut!
383
00:16:27,102 --> 00:16:29,605
Oh, boy, that was good, wasn't it?
384
00:16:30,105 --> 00:16:31,106
I say so.
385
00:16:31,106 --> 00:16:32,858
I hope that camera didn't run out of
film.
386
00:16:32,858 --> 00:16:34,693
Don't worry...
387
00:16:34,693 --> 00:16:36,495
Film?
388
00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:41,250
Lucy.
389
00:16:42,701 --> 00:16:44,703
Well, that was a good dress
rehearsal.
390
00:16:44,703 --> 00:16:46,205
Now I'll put in the film.
391
00:16:56,715 --> 00:16:57,716
Lucy?
392
00:16:57,716 --> 00:16:59,268
Oh, the film came!
393
00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:00,269
Why didn't you wait for me?
394
00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:01,770
Who's got time to wait for you?
395
00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:03,272
I got to get this stuff spliced
together.
396
00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:04,273
How's it look?
Look at this.
397
00:17:04,773 --> 00:17:07,526
Oh, look at Fred in that outfit!
398
00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:09,695
LUCY: Look at you in those chaps.
399
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:11,480
Hey, that mustache looks better on
film on you
400
00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:12,981
than it did really, didn't it?
Yeah.
401
00:17:12,981 --> 00:17:14,483
(guffawing)
402
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:19,788
Oh, boy.
Doesn't that look great?
403
00:17:19,788 --> 00:17:20,873
Great.
Ricky!
404
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:23,876
Um... wh-what are you doing here?
405
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,377
I live here, remember?
406
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,380
Uh, I thought you weren't coming home
to dinner.
407
00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:29,381
I didn't come home for dinner.
408
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,383
I just came over to pick up my
guitar.
409
00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:32,751
What are these pictures?
410
00:17:32,751 --> 00:17:34,136
Uh...
411
00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:36,472
I asked, "What are these pictures?"
412
00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:38,424
Would you believe it if I told you
413
00:17:38,424 --> 00:17:40,426
they were taken by a sidewalk
photographer?
414
00:17:42,428 --> 00:17:43,729
No.
415
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:46,014
No? Well, uh...
416
00:17:46,014 --> 00:17:48,016
I might as well tell you the truth.
417
00:17:48,016 --> 00:17:51,019
Um, a talent scout called us from
Hollywood
418
00:17:51,019 --> 00:17:53,021
and-and he came over here with all of
his equipment
419
00:17:53,021 --> 00:17:55,023
and-and he took pictures of all of us
420
00:17:55,023 --> 00:17:57,025
while we were, uh...
because he...
421
00:17:57,025 --> 00:17:59,027
Go on. Go on.
422
00:17:59,027 --> 00:18:01,530
I can't. I don't even believe it
myself.
423
00:18:01,530 --> 00:18:04,533
Well, all right, I'll tell you,
Ricky.
424
00:18:04,533 --> 00:18:06,535
We got mad at you because you
wouldn't let us
425
00:18:06,535 --> 00:18:08,837
be in your TV film, so we made one of
our own.
426
00:18:08,837 --> 00:18:11,757
So, you show your film to Mr. Green
427
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:12,758
and we'll show ours.
428
00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:15,594
Mr. Green is a very busy man.
429
00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:17,846
He will only have time to see one
film.
430
00:18:17,846 --> 00:18:19,631
Well, that's very sweet of you, dear,
431
00:18:19,631 --> 00:18:20,933
but when will he see yours?
432
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,768
You know what I mean.
433
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:25,104
You won't show your film to anybody
tomorrow night.
434
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,605
Now, just a minute.
435
00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:27,606
We put a lot of time and money into
this film.
436
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,109
What are we gonna do with it?
437
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,611
Well, just show it to each other
438
00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:34,947
while I'm running my boring baby
pictures.
439
00:18:35,814 --> 00:18:37,316
Hasta la vista.
440
00:18:37,316 --> 00:18:38,283
(door slamming)
441
00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:39,284
(sighs)
442
00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:41,570
Well, that's that.
443
00:18:41,570 --> 00:18:42,871
Oh, no, it isn't.
444
00:18:42,871 --> 00:18:43,872
Our picture will be shown
445
00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:45,824
and what's more, Ricky will be
showing it.
446
00:18:45,824 --> 00:18:47,242
What are you gonna do, switch reels?
447
00:18:47,242 --> 00:18:50,212
No. I'm gonna cut our picture into
Ricky's.
448
00:18:50,712 --> 00:18:52,965
I'm gonna figure out a way to use the
best parts of both.
449
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:55,834
Give me Ricky's film in the closet
there.
450
00:18:55,834 --> 00:18:57,836
Put this back on here now.
451
00:18:57,836 --> 00:18:58,837
Where is it?
452
00:18:58,837 --> 00:18:59,838
Up on the top shelf.
453
00:18:59,838 --> 00:19:01,340
All those reels up there.
454
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:11,650
Lucy, Ricky and Mr. Green just got
out of the cab.
455
00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:13,152
Yeah, well, everything's all ready.
456
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,653
I just finished. Here.
457
00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:16,155
Fred, put this on the projection
machine right away.
458
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,156
Right.
Oh, I hope it's all right.
459
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,157
I did it in such a hurry.
460
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:19,658
Here, pick all this stuff up.
461
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,163
RICKY: Here you are, Mr. Green.
462
00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:25,664
Oh, hi!
Hello.
463
00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:26,665
Hello.
464
00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:28,167
Mr. Green, this is my wife, Lucy.
465
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,168
How do you do, Mr. Green?
466
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:30,169
Very nice to know you.
467
00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:32,171
This is our neighbors, Mr. and Mrs.
Mertz.
468
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:32,671
How do you do?
469
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:33,672
Hi, Mr. Green.
470
00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:34,673
How are you?
471
00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:35,674
Uh, Mr. Green is very busy,
472
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,676
so he just has time to see the film
473
00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:39,178
and then he has to leave right away.
474
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,679
You know how demanding television is.
475
00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:42,181
Oh, I certainly do, Mr. Green.
476
00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:43,682
That's quite all right.
477
00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:46,685
Well, I know that you're looking for
some unusual shows
478
00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:48,687
and this film is liable to be
479
00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:50,689
the biggest surprise of the year.
480
00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:52,191
You can say that again.
481
00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:54,977
Well, uh, won't you sit down, Mr.
Green?
482
00:19:55,477 --> 00:19:56,478
Thank you.
Sit right over there, Mr. Green.
483
00:19:57,479 --> 00:19:58,981
That's it right over there.
484
00:19:58,981 --> 00:20:00,482
RICKY: I'll get everything settled
here.
485
00:20:00,482 --> 00:20:01,984
Lucy, would you turn out the light,
please?
486
00:20:01,984 --> 00:20:03,485
Yeah, I will.
487
00:20:03,485 --> 00:20:04,987
RICKY: Check this back here.
488
00:20:04,987 --> 00:20:06,989
Get set.
489
00:20:06,989 --> 00:20:09,408
Okay, here we go!
490
00:20:09,408 --> 00:20:10,409
(click)
491
00:20:10,409 --> 00:20:12,794
(film projector whirring)
492
00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:21,887
RICKY: The pastry chef at the club
made that for me.
493
00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:28,393
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
494
00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:30,896
As a change in your television
entertainment,
495
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:34,399
tonight we bring you a program of
Latin American rhythms,
496
00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:38,687
starting with the very popular "Vaya
Con Dios."
497
00:20:38,687 --> 00:20:43,492
(playing romantic ballad intro)
498
00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:50,249
Se llego el momento ya de separarnos
499
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:54,286
En silencia el corazon
500
00:20:54,286 --> 00:20:56,588
Dice y suspira
501
00:20:59,041 --> 00:21:05,547
Vaya con dios, mi vida
502
00:21:06,048 --> 00:21:10,052
Vaya con dios, mi amor...
503
00:21:10,052 --> 00:21:13,772
(honky-tonk music playing)
504
00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:17,192
I'm an old cowhand
505
00:21:17,192 --> 00:21:19,695
From the Rio Grande
506
00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:22,197
And my legs ain't bowed
507
00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:25,200
And my teeth ain't capped...
508
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:26,952
...mi amor
509
00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:33,625
Las campanas de la iglesia ya suenan
triste
510
00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:35,911
Reach for the ceiling, both of ya!
511
00:21:36,411 --> 00:21:37,913
(howling)
512
00:21:37,913 --> 00:21:39,131
(gunshot)
513
00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:40,465
'Cause I learned them all
514
00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:41,967
On the radio
515
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:44,469
Yippee i-o-ki-ay, yippee!
516
00:21:44,469 --> 00:21:49,975
Vaya con dios, mi vida
517
00:21:52,811 --> 00:21:55,147
Vaya con dios
518
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:57,933
Mi amor...
519
00:21:57,933 --> 00:21:59,401
Hold it!
520
00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:03,905
I didn't cut them cards.
521
00:22:03,905 --> 00:22:06,908
Are you accusin' me of cheatin'?
522
00:22:06,908 --> 00:22:10,362
ETHEL: Yep, I'm accusin' you of
cheatin'.
523
00:22:10,362 --> 00:22:12,364
LUCY: Smile when you say that.
524
00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:17,119
Vaya con dios
525
00:22:17,119 --> 00:22:19,921
Mi vida
526
00:22:19,921 --> 00:22:24,376
Vaya con dios...
527
00:22:24,376 --> 00:22:26,845
(speaking backwards): There up it
pick!
528
00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:31,350
Goin' get!
529
00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:35,354
Clink the to you taking am I, right
all.
530
00:22:35,854 --> 00:22:36,388
It of wind got I.
531
00:22:36,888 --> 00:22:37,639
Out find you did how?
532
00:22:37,639 --> 00:22:39,775
Polecats mangy you, stage the
533
00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:41,476
robbed that ones the you're.
534
00:22:41,476 --> 00:22:43,311
Us on nothin' got ain't we.
535
00:22:44,813 --> 00:22:46,314
Arrest under you're!
536
00:22:46,314 --> 00:22:48,316
Guns them drop!
537
00:22:48,316 --> 00:22:50,318
Ya of both, ceiling the for reach!
538
00:22:52,988 --> 00:22:57,042
Me to that say can man no.
539
00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:58,827
ETHEL: That say you when smile.
540
00:22:58,827 --> 00:23:01,997
LUCY: Me to that say can man no.
541
00:23:01,997 --> 00:23:06,718
ETHEL: Cheatin' of me accusin' you
are?
542
00:23:06,718 --> 00:23:09,137
Cards them cut didn't I.
543
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:12,641
It hold!
544
00:23:24,319 --> 00:23:32,360
(singing "Vaya Con Dios" backwards)
545
00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:33,779
(film running at high speed)
546
00:23:34,279 --> 00:23:35,280
(singing rapidly with squeaky,
high-pitched voice)
547
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:36,281
I'm an old cowhand
548
00:23:36,281 --> 00:23:38,283
From the Rio Grande
549
00:23:38,283 --> 00:23:39,785
And I learned to ride
550
00:23:39,785 --> 00:23:42,120
'Fore I learned to stand
551
00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:43,371
I'm a ridin' fool who is up-to-date
552
00:23:43,789 --> 00:23:45,791
I know every road in the Lone Star
State
553
00:23:46,291 --> 00:23:47,793
'Cause I rode the range in a Ford V-8
554
00:23:47,793 --> 00:23:48,794
Yee-ha!
555
00:23:48,794 --> 00:23:49,795
Yippee i-o-ki-ay
556
00:23:50,295 --> 00:23:50,796
Yee-ha!
Yippee i-o-ki-ay
557
00:23:51,296 --> 00:23:52,297
Yee-ha!
Yippee!
558
00:23:52,297 --> 00:23:54,099
Yippee!
Ya-ka-ta-ka-ha
559
00:23:54,099 --> 00:23:57,519
RICKY: This is a Ricky Ricardo
production.
560
00:23:57,519 --> 00:23:59,271
FRED: I got wind of it.
561
00:24:15,871 --> 00:24:17,656
Well, well.
562
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:22,043
Mr. Green, I-I-I just don't know what
to say.
563
00:24:22,043 --> 00:24:23,044
Don't say anything.
564
00:24:23,545 --> 00:24:25,330
Just let me have it.
It's terrific.
565
00:24:26,548 --> 00:24:27,632
What?
566
00:24:27,632 --> 00:24:30,135
The funniest thing I've ever seen.
567
00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:31,636
Such imagination.
568
00:24:31,636 --> 00:24:34,139
Most people would make a straight
dull musical show,
569
00:24:34,139 --> 00:24:36,975
but you added all those delightful
touches of comedy.
570
00:24:36,975 --> 00:24:38,894
You liked it, huh?
571
00:24:38,894 --> 00:24:41,396
Oh, Mrs. Ricardo, you were wonderful!
572
00:24:41,396 --> 00:24:42,898
And the, and the Mertzes were just
great.
573
00:24:42,898 --> 00:24:44,316
Oh, thank you, thank you!
574
00:24:44,816 --> 00:24:45,817
Thank you very much.
575
00:24:45,817 --> 00:24:48,186
Mrs. Ricardo, you're married to a
genius.
576
00:24:48,186 --> 00:24:50,188
Oh. Yes, I know.
577
00:24:50,188 --> 00:24:52,991
How did you ever think of it, dear?
578
00:24:54,776 --> 00:24:56,278
I don't know.
579
00:24:56,278 --> 00:24:58,113
Just came to me.
580
00:25:09,007 --> 00:25:11,226
("I Love Lucy" theme song playing)
581
00:26:07,198 --> 00:26:09,618
ANNOUNCER: I Love Lucy is a Desilu
production.
582
00:26:09,618 --> 00:26:11,536
Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz
583
00:26:11,536 --> 00:26:14,489
will be back next week at this same
time.
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