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("I Love Lucy" theme song
playing)
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Hi, honey.
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Oh, hi.
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Where's Little Ricky?
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He's still asleep.
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Was he good?
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Oh, he was just perfect.
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What a disposition
that kid has.
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Just wonderful.
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Just like his old man.
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Oh, he's a little angel
all right.
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Wait till you see
what I bought.
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Lucy, not another hat.
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Now, don't say a word
until you've seen it.
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Now, don't you think
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that's the most
beautiful hat
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you've ever seen?
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Yeah, I think it's great.
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You do?
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Mm-hmm.
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You know, frankly, I never have
liked that hat on you.
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What's the matter, honey?
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You never like my new hats.
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You always like
my old ones better,
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so this time I put
my old one in the box
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and I wore my new one.
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You dirty double-crosser.
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(chuckling)
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I never can seem
to outsmart you.
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(laughing)
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Aw, you're such
a clever husband.
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(laughing)
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(still laughing)
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Oh...
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You should have seen your face
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when I said I didn't
like your new hat.
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Yeah, I guess it was
pretty funny all right.
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(both laughing)
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Well, wait, wait, wait,
wait just a minute.
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I didn't say
you could keep it.
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How much is it?
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Oh, come on now, honey.
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Come on, Lucy.
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You're in such
a good mood.
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Why spoil it?
Lucy...
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Look, if I tell you now,
you'll just get mad.
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There's no sense in
you losing your temper
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every time
I bring something home.
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Why don't you wait till the
bills come in for everything
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and get mad all at once?
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Now look, I'm not going
to lose my temper.
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No?
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Just let me see
the price tag.
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No.
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Lucy...
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No. Now,
look, look, look.
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Isn't this beautiful?
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Don't you think it's worth
almost any amount of money?
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No. No?
Well...
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Price tag.
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49.50?!
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Como te vas pagar 49.50
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Now, now, now,
honey...
por sombrero...!
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Honey, you said you
weren't going to get mad.
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That was before I knew
how much it cost!
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But it's such a beautiful hat, and
I needed it.
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Needed it?!
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Yes.
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You got a closet
full of hats.
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I haven't either.
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Ha!
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Huh!
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What are you doing?
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What do these look like?
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Well, they do look like hats,
don't they?
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Yeah, they do
look like hats.
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But none of those look
good on me.
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Oh, I wouldn't say that.
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Now, this is a lovely
little hat, look at that.
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And look at this one.
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This is one of my
favorites of all times.
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Look at that hat there!
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And this hat--
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this is a Jim Dandy here.
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Look at that one.
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And this is
a beauty. Look.
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Now, what, there you are.
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Now, isn't that the
most ridiculous thing
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you've ever seen
in your whole life?
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You got a fortune
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invested in each
one of these hats,
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and now none of them
look good on you.
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You only got one head.
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Why do you buy so many hats?
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(crying)
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And don't cry. I
don't like it when you cry.
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(cries harder)
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Don't do that!
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I should never have married
a hot-blooded Cuban.
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I should have married
a cold-blooded Swede.
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(continues crying)
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Now don't cry!
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Every time I
spend a little money,
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you lose your temper.
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What do you mean
I lose my temper?!
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I never lose my temper!
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Well, you're the first person I
ever saw whose veins bulge
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just because they have a
good disposition.
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Go look at yourself.
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Go on. Take a look.
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See?
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(phone rings)
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(tosses mirror)
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(sniffles)
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Hello?
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May I speak to Mr. Ricardo,
please?
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Uh, just a minute.
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It's for you.
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Hello!
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Hello, Ricky,
this is Morris Williams.
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Yeah?
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I lined up a
ventriloquist for you.
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RICKY:
Oh, good.
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I've been going over
the act with him,
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and he's perfect for
what you want.
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RICKY:
Yeah?
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Besides, he's the only
ventriloquist
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available in town.
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RICKY:
Uh-huh.
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His name's Sir Hume.
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Oh, yes, yes, Sir Hume.
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I know his act.
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Now, about price...
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I also know that he was
getting $250 a week
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at the Domino Club.
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Well, now, his price is $500.
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$500?!
What's the matter with you?
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You think I'm crazy
or something?
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Temper, temper.
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Oh, listen, don't give me that.
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I haven't got any temper.
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I just don't like to be rooked,
that's all.
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$500 A week. That's the
most ridiculous thing
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I ever heard in my life.
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Well, uh, wait a minute.
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Let me check with my client.
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We got him.
He's blowing his top.
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Look, I want that job.
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Yeah, he needs food.
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My voice is getting weak.
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Let me handle this.
I know my psychology.
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Besides, you're
the only act in town
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that can do this
and he knows it.
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Sorry, Ricky.
That's our price.
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All right, I'll give you
till tomorrow noon
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to come to your senses.
Good-bye.
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Quinientos pesos una semana
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para un dummy y
ventriloquist!
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(jabbering)
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Now temper, temper.
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And don't say, "Temper, temper."
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Oh, you're right, there's no
sense in my fighting it.
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And it's just part
of your personality--
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big brown eyes, black wavy hair
and a lousy disposition.
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You couldn't keep from
losing your temper
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if your life
depended on it.
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What do you mean
I couldn't
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keep from
See? losing my...
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See? Look,
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I-I'm just not going to
fight it anymore, dear.
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I'm just going to accept it.
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Well, maybe you're right.
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Nobody's perfect.
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I got to accept you
with all your faults, too.
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That's right, dear.
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That's the only sensible way to
look at it.
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After all...
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What do you mean "all
my faults"?!
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Like your 'stravaganzis.
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What "'stravaganzis"?
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You couldn't keep
from buying a new hat
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if your life
depended on it
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and it may.
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I could, too.
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I could keep from buying a
new hat for a...
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a... a month.
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How much would
you like to bet?
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$49.50.
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$49.50?
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How do you arrive
at that figure?
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There's a hat I want to buy with
my winnings.
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Uh-huh,
Well... uh-huh. See?
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All right, then I'll give
you a better bet.
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I'll bet you $49.50 that I can keep
from buying a hat
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longer than you can keep
from-from losing your temper.
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Okay. You got
yourself a bet.
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All right.
Starting right now.
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Well, in just
a minute, dear.
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Take that hat back!
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What do you think I am,
made of money?!
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We'll start from now on.
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Oh, come now.
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I bought that hat
before we made the bet,
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so I get to keep it.
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Now, just a minute.
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I have to pay for it
after we made the bet,
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so it goes back.
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I won't take it back!
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What do you think of that?!
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I...
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Oh, no, you're not gonna
catch me as easy as that.
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Take it back, dear.
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I won't.
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Yes, you will.
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It's an order.
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Take it back.
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No.
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You must.
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I don't must.
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I'm sorry you have
to take it back.
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Yeah, well...
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(gasps)
What's the matter?
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Oh, look, Lucy, they're
having a half-price sale.
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Oh! If I look, I'm lost.
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Just lead me in, Ethel.
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I'll return the hat
and get it over with.
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Okay. Come on.
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Half-price sale.
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Wouldn't you know it, today?
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Here's the door now.
Look out.
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Oh, heavens!
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Hello, Mrs. Mulford.
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Hello, Mrs. Mulford.
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Why, Mrs. Ricardo,
what's the matter?
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Nothing. I'm just
fighting temptation.
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I don't want to see all
the goodies.
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Huh?
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She bet her husband
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that she wouldn't buy
another new hat.
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Oh.
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I have to return
this one.
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You mean that adorable hat you
bought yesterday?
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Please, don't torture me.
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Just take it back.
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Come on, Ethel.
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Let's get out of here.
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Well...
Okay.
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Oh, Mrs. Mertz, can
I show you something?
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We're having a special on
cocktail hats.
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Cocktail hats?!
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Oh, Ethel, Ethel,
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that feeling's
coming over me again.
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I can't fight it.
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Get me out of here.
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Help me to be strong.
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Okay. Come on.
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Cocktail hats.
Cocktail hats.
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Oh, Mrs. Mertz.
(gasps)
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What is it?!
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Oh, isn't
that darling?
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What is it?!
What is it?!
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Uh, uh, nothing,
nothing.
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It is, too, Ethel.
Tell me about it.
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Now?
Oh, come on.
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Just telling me about it
won't hurt anything.
268
00:08:51,781 --> 00:08:52,648
It's just a hat.
269
00:08:53,149 --> 00:08:55,151
It's all covered with
little pearls.
270
00:08:55,151 --> 00:08:56,152
Pearls!
271
00:08:56,152 --> 00:08:58,654
And it's a lovely shade of
turquoise.
272
00:08:58,654 --> 00:08:59,655
Oh, no, not turquoise!
273
00:08:59,655 --> 00:09:01,657
Oh, turquoise!
I love turquoise!
274
00:09:01,657 --> 00:09:03,659
Lucy, Lucy, it's just an
ordinary shade of blue.
275
00:09:03,659 --> 00:09:04,460
Now, come on.
276
00:09:04,460 --> 00:09:05,828
Oh...
277
00:09:05,828 --> 00:09:06,829
It's half-price.
278
00:09:06,829 --> 00:09:08,331
I'll take it!
279
00:09:09,832 --> 00:09:10,833
Now wait a minute.
280
00:09:10,833 --> 00:09:11,834
You haven't
even seen it.
281
00:09:11,834 --> 00:09:14,220
I don't care.
It sounds so wonderful.
282
00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:15,671
Oh!
283
00:09:15,671 --> 00:09:16,672
Oh!
Now, Lucy, Lucy...
284
00:09:17,173 --> 00:09:18,424
What about Ricky?
What about the bet?
285
00:09:18,424 --> 00:09:19,926
Oh, Ethel...
286
00:09:19,926 --> 00:09:22,929
Lucy Ricardo,
you see that door?
287
00:09:22,929 --> 00:09:24,931
You march right straight
out of this door.
288
00:09:25,431 --> 00:09:26,933
It's got little pearls
and everything
289
00:09:27,433 --> 00:09:28,434
and a little feather.
290
00:09:28,434 --> 00:09:30,436
March.
291
00:09:30,436 --> 00:09:32,738
Oh, all right.
292
00:09:32,738 --> 00:09:35,024
Go ahead.
293
00:09:40,529 --> 00:09:43,032
Attagirl.
You can make it.
294
00:09:44,033 --> 00:09:45,534
It's an original.
295
00:09:45,534 --> 00:09:47,119
I got to have it!
296
00:09:47,119 --> 00:09:48,621
Oh!
297
00:09:48,621 --> 00:09:50,122
Oh, isn't it
adorable?!
298
00:09:50,122 --> 00:09:51,624
Oh, Ethel, look
at it.
299
00:09:51,624 --> 00:09:54,510
Oh, Mrs. Mulford,
won't this look wonderful on me?
300
00:09:54,510 --> 00:09:57,513
Please, Mrs. Ricardo,
don't ask me that.
301
00:09:57,513 --> 00:10:00,383
You know I never try to
influence my customers.
302
00:10:00,383 --> 00:10:01,634
Oh.
303
00:10:01,634 --> 00:10:03,019
Will you take it
with you?
304
00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:04,437
Yes. Uh, I mean, no.
305
00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:05,938
Send it out
tomorrow. 'Course.
306
00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:08,441
Oh, and be very careful of
it, Mrs. Mulford.
307
00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:09,725
Oh, I will.
Oh.
308
00:10:09,725 --> 00:10:10,526
Come on, Ethel.
309
00:10:10,526 --> 00:10:12,028
I got a lot of work to do.
310
00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:13,529
I got to make Ricky
lose his temper
311
00:10:13,529 --> 00:10:15,381
before they deliver
that hat tomorrow.
312
00:10:32,698 --> 00:10:34,200
Hi, honey.
313
00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:36,202
Hi, dear.
314
00:10:36,202 --> 00:10:37,953
Oh, what a night.
315
00:10:37,953 --> 00:10:38,954
Tough, huh?
316
00:10:38,954 --> 00:10:39,955
Yeah.
317
00:10:41,924 --> 00:10:43,426
What are you doing up so
late?
318
00:10:43,926 --> 00:10:44,927
Oh, I couldn't sleep,
319
00:10:44,927 --> 00:10:46,929
so I thought
I'd read for a while.
320
00:10:46,929 --> 00:10:47,930
Oh.
321
00:10:47,930 --> 00:10:49,932
How did everything go
at the club?
322
00:10:49,932 --> 00:10:51,384
Terrible.
323
00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:53,386
I made everybody come
back and rehearse.
324
00:10:53,886 --> 00:10:54,887
That's why I'm so late.
325
00:10:54,887 --> 00:10:56,389
Oh.
326
00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:58,190
Gee, that's right, it's 4:00.
327
00:10:58,190 --> 00:10:59,558
Yeah.
328
00:10:59,558 --> 00:11:02,561
You didn't lose your temper,
did you, dear?
329
00:11:02,561 --> 00:11:03,562
No.
330
00:11:03,562 --> 00:11:05,064
That's good.
331
00:11:05,064 --> 00:11:06,565
You take your
hat back?
332
00:11:06,565 --> 00:11:08,567
Oh, yeah, sure.
333
00:11:08,567 --> 00:11:09,985
I'm dead tired.
334
00:11:09,985 --> 00:11:11,487
Dead tired, huh?
335
00:11:11,487 --> 00:11:13,489
Yeah.
336
00:11:13,489 --> 00:11:15,491
Yeah, I'm ready to
drop.
337
00:11:15,491 --> 00:11:18,494
Just ready to drop,
poor baby.
338
00:11:27,002 --> 00:11:29,505
(yawning)
339
00:11:32,508 --> 00:11:34,510
(yawning)
340
00:11:34,510 --> 00:11:36,011
Good night, honey.
341
00:11:36,011 --> 00:11:37,012
Good night, dear.
342
00:11:37,513 --> 00:11:38,514
(groans)
343
00:11:40,015 --> 00:11:42,017
Sweet dreams.
Sleep tight.
344
00:11:42,017 --> 00:11:43,402
Sweet dreams.
Sleep tight.
345
00:11:52,778 --> 00:11:54,780
(music playing loudly)
346
00:11:54,780 --> 00:11:56,165
What's that?!
What's that?!
347
00:11:56,165 --> 00:11:57,950
What's that?!
348
00:11:57,950 --> 00:11:58,868
What's the matter, dear?
349
00:11:59,368 --> 00:12:00,169
Is it too loud?
What?!
350
00:12:00,169 --> 00:12:01,087
Huh?!
351
00:12:01,087 --> 00:12:02,088
Is it too loud?
352
00:12:02,088 --> 00:12:03,589
Is it too loud?!
353
00:12:03,589 --> 00:12:06,592
(music playing softly)
354
00:12:09,595 --> 00:12:11,964
No, no, it isn't too loud.
355
00:12:14,266 --> 00:12:17,636
I just thought it
might disturb the neighbors.
356
00:12:17,636 --> 00:12:20,106
Oh, oh, well,
I'll turn it off, then, dear.
357
00:12:20,106 --> 00:12:21,941
That was very thoughtless of me.
358
00:12:21,941 --> 00:12:23,275
Thank you very much.
359
00:12:23,275 --> 00:12:24,727
That's all right,
honey.
360
00:12:31,951 --> 00:12:33,452
Good night, dear.
361
00:12:33,452 --> 00:12:34,954
Good night.
362
00:12:43,796 --> 00:12:46,966
(scraping)
363
00:12:46,966 --> 00:12:49,635
(scraping)
364
00:12:54,390 --> 00:12:59,311
(scraping)
365
00:13:05,317 --> 00:13:08,070
(scraping)
366
00:13:08,070 --> 00:13:10,523
Please, please, please, please.
367
00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:16,912
I-I can hear that
all the way over here.
368
00:13:16,912 --> 00:13:18,914
Oh. Oh, I'm sorry, dear.
369
00:13:18,914 --> 00:13:20,916
Oh, I won't do it anymore.
370
00:13:20,916 --> 00:13:21,867
That's all right.
371
00:13:21,867 --> 00:13:23,369
I'm very sorry.
372
00:13:23,369 --> 00:13:24,870
That's all right.
That's all right.
373
00:13:30,376 --> 00:13:31,877
Good night, dear.
374
00:13:31,877 --> 00:13:32,878
Good-good night.
375
00:13:36,765 --> 00:13:41,020
(crunching)
376
00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:45,691
(crunching loudly)
377
00:13:59,788 --> 00:14:03,292
(crunching loudly)
378
00:14:04,243 --> 00:14:05,995
You want something to eat?
379
00:14:05,995 --> 00:14:07,796
Eat?
380
00:14:09,298 --> 00:14:10,299
Have a cracker, honey.
381
00:14:10,299 --> 00:14:12,301
I don't want... Oh!
Oh, honey,
382
00:14:12,301 --> 00:14:13,302
I'm sorry.
383
00:14:13,302 --> 00:14:15,304
Oh... baby.
384
00:14:25,514 --> 00:14:30,019
(crunching)
385
00:14:30,019 --> 00:14:31,520
Good night, dear.
386
00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:32,521
Good night.
387
00:14:32,521 --> 00:14:36,525
(crunching louder)
388
00:14:41,247 --> 00:14:46,585
(crunching continues)
389
00:15:00,966 --> 00:15:02,468
What's the matter, dear?
390
00:15:02,468 --> 00:15:04,470
Something wrong?
391
00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:05,971
No, no.
392
00:15:05,971 --> 00:15:06,972
No.
393
00:15:08,974 --> 00:15:10,476
Everything's lovely.
394
00:15:10,476 --> 00:15:12,478
You sure you
don't want a cracker?
395
00:15:13,479 --> 00:15:15,314
No, I don't want one, no.
396
00:15:25,791 --> 00:15:27,793
Good night, dear.
397
00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:29,295
Good-good night.
398
00:15:37,136 --> 00:15:38,637
(cracking)
399
00:15:40,139 --> 00:15:42,808
(cracking)
400
00:15:45,177 --> 00:15:46,478
(cracking)
401
00:15:47,846 --> 00:15:49,848
(cracking)
402
00:15:52,318 --> 00:15:53,319
(hammering)
403
00:15:53,319 --> 00:15:58,273
(continues hammering)
404
00:15:59,274 --> 00:16:01,026
Nuts?
405
00:16:05,864 --> 00:16:07,366
Not right now.
406
00:16:08,784 --> 00:16:10,035
Well, you let me know.
407
00:16:10,035 --> 00:16:11,420
Yeah.
408
00:16:11,420 --> 00:16:13,839
(hammering)
409
00:16:29,471 --> 00:16:30,472
(door slamming)
410
00:16:31,473 --> 00:16:32,474
(raucous flapping)
411
00:16:36,478 --> 00:16:37,980
Sorry, honey. 7:30.
412
00:16:37,980 --> 00:16:40,482
Got to have the sheets for
the laundry man.
413
00:16:52,961 --> 00:16:54,463
Lucy.
414
00:16:54,463 --> 00:16:55,464
Yes, dear?
415
00:16:55,464 --> 00:16:59,134
I know
what you are trying to do...
416
00:16:59,134 --> 00:17:01,003
but it's not going to work.
417
00:17:08,093 --> 00:17:09,094
Hmm!
418
00:17:29,581 --> 00:17:31,583
I was only trying to help, dear.
419
00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:33,585
You never can find
your slippers in the morning,
420
00:17:33,585 --> 00:17:34,920
so I nailed them to the floor.
421
00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:37,506
Uno, dos, tres,
422
00:17:37,506 --> 00:17:40,042
cuatro, cinco,
seis, siete, ocho,
423
00:17:40,042 --> 00:17:41,293
nueve, diez...
424
00:17:41,293 --> 00:17:43,295
It was very thoughtful of you.
425
00:18:00,646 --> 00:18:01,647
Lucy. Did
you get it?
426
00:18:01,647 --> 00:18:03,649
Here it is.
427
00:18:03,649 --> 00:18:05,651
Has he lost
his temper yet?
428
00:18:05,651 --> 00:18:07,152
No, and I'm in a
terrible mess.
429
00:18:07,152 --> 00:18:08,654
That hat's gonna be
delivered any minute.
430
00:18:08,654 --> 00:18:09,655
I hope this works.
431
00:18:09,655 --> 00:18:10,572
Oh, it'll work.
432
00:18:11,073 --> 00:18:12,074
You see that design,
those leaves?
433
00:18:12,574 --> 00:18:13,575
Yeah.
Well, there's a hole
434
00:18:13,575 --> 00:18:15,577
in the cut there in the
middle of each leaf.
435
00:18:15,577 --> 00:18:16,578
Oh, yeah.
436
00:18:17,079 --> 00:18:18,080
Now, you fill that
up with liquid
437
00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:20,582
and when he drinks it,
it dribbles all over him.
438
00:18:22,050 --> 00:18:25,304
Oh, boy, and he's wearing a
white dinner jacket!
439
00:18:25,304 --> 00:18:26,672
A white dinner jacket?
440
00:18:26,672 --> 00:18:28,173
Yeah. He's taking
publicity pictures.
441
00:18:28,173 --> 00:18:29,675
That's what gave
me the idea.
442
00:18:29,675 --> 00:18:31,176
Oh, what a break.
443
00:18:31,176 --> 00:18:33,178
(laughs)
444
00:18:33,178 --> 00:18:37,182
I think tomato juice
might look just ducky
445
00:18:37,182 --> 00:18:38,684
on that white coat.
446
00:18:39,184 --> 00:18:40,185
Don't go beyond that line.
447
00:18:40,686 --> 00:18:41,186
Why?
448
00:18:41,186 --> 00:18:42,688
See? It'll all spill out
449
00:18:42,688 --> 00:18:44,189
before he gets
a chance to drink it.
450
00:18:44,189 --> 00:18:45,691
Oh, yeah. Okay.
451
00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:47,025
Uh, Ricky!
452
00:18:47,025 --> 00:18:47,943
I'll see you later.
453
00:18:47,943 --> 00:18:49,444
Where are you going?
454
00:18:49,444 --> 00:18:50,946
I don't want to be here
when he blows his Cuban top.
455
00:18:53,332 --> 00:18:54,333
Ricky!
456
00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:55,334
RICKY:
Yeah?
457
00:18:55,334 --> 00:18:56,835
Lunch is ready.
458
00:18:56,835 --> 00:18:57,836
All right.
459
00:18:59,838 --> 00:19:00,839
(Ricky yawning)
460
00:19:02,341 --> 00:19:03,842
Sit right down, dear.
461
00:19:03,842 --> 00:19:04,843
Thank you.
462
00:19:10,465 --> 00:19:12,217
What's the matter?
463
00:19:12,217 --> 00:19:14,436
I don't trust you.
464
00:19:20,692 --> 00:19:22,027
I apologize.
465
00:19:32,070 --> 00:19:35,207
What is this?!
466
00:19:35,207 --> 00:19:39,411
Well, it's, uh, it looks like
toma... tomato juice, dear.
467
00:19:46,418 --> 00:19:48,754
It's a lovely shade of red,
isn't it?
468
00:19:52,174 --> 00:19:53,175
Hi.
469
00:19:53,175 --> 00:19:54,176
Hello, Fred.
470
00:19:56,562 --> 00:19:58,430
Who shot him?
471
00:19:59,681 --> 00:20:01,516
Nobody.
472
00:20:01,516 --> 00:20:03,518
Well, did he cut
his throat?
473
00:20:03,518 --> 00:20:06,521
No. He dribbled tomato juice all
over himself.
474
00:20:06,521 --> 00:20:08,023
Oh.
475
00:20:08,023 --> 00:20:09,524
Well, has he lost
his temper yet?
476
00:20:09,524 --> 00:20:11,526
No. Still under control.
477
00:20:11,526 --> 00:20:12,361
Good.
478
00:20:12,361 --> 00:20:13,779
Ricky, I brought back
479
00:20:14,279 --> 00:20:16,281
your golf club
that I borrowed.
480
00:20:20,919 --> 00:20:22,921
I was practicing
in Central Park
481
00:20:22,921 --> 00:20:25,290
and a tree jumped
in front of me.
482
00:20:25,290 --> 00:20:28,794
(all laughing)
483
00:20:32,431 --> 00:20:35,767
(wailing)
484
00:20:35,767 --> 00:20:39,688
(phone ringing)
485
00:20:39,688 --> 00:20:40,939
Hello.
486
00:20:40,939 --> 00:20:43,058
Hello, this is Morris.
Is Ricky there?
487
00:20:43,058 --> 00:20:44,476
Uh, just a moment.
488
00:20:44,476 --> 00:20:45,811
It's somebody named Morris.
489
00:20:45,811 --> 00:20:47,396
Tell him I'm not home.
490
00:20:47,396 --> 00:20:49,031
Uh, he's right here.
491
00:20:49,031 --> 00:20:49,815
Just a second.
492
00:21:01,877 --> 00:21:03,211
Hello?
493
00:21:03,211 --> 00:21:05,631
Hello, Ricky, we've
thought it over carefully
494
00:21:05,631 --> 00:21:08,000
and he can't do it for
less than $500.
495
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,468
I see.
496
00:21:09,468 --> 00:21:13,472
Well, if that's the man's price,
that's the man's price.
497
00:21:13,472 --> 00:21:15,757
Unfortunately,
I can't afford it.
498
00:21:15,757 --> 00:21:18,844
Uh, is this Ricky Ricardo?
499
00:21:18,844 --> 00:21:20,729
Yes, this is Ricky Ricardo.
500
00:21:20,729 --> 00:21:23,682
Well, look, maybe 500
is a lot of money.
501
00:21:23,682 --> 00:21:26,184
Let me check with my client.
502
00:21:26,184 --> 00:21:28,186
He didn't even raise his voice.
503
00:21:28,186 --> 00:21:29,488
He must have somebody else.
504
00:21:29,488 --> 00:21:32,691
Listen, I want you to get me
that job at any price.
505
00:21:32,691 --> 00:21:34,159
Uh, Ricky,
506
00:21:34,159 --> 00:21:37,162
just because of his great
personal regard for you,
507
00:21:37,162 --> 00:21:38,664
he says he'll do it for 350.
508
00:21:38,664 --> 00:21:40,916
I'm sorry, we'll just
have to forget it.
509
00:21:40,916 --> 00:21:42,668
300?
510
00:21:42,668 --> 00:21:43,618
No.
511
00:21:44,119 --> 00:21:47,622
Okay. We'll do it for 250.
512
00:21:47,622 --> 00:21:50,125
Well, you know...
as a matter of fact,
513
00:21:50,125 --> 00:21:52,627
I only have $200 left
for that act.
514
00:21:52,627 --> 00:21:55,630
$200? You know he gets 250
everywhere he works.
515
00:21:55,630 --> 00:21:58,133
All right, all right, I
don't want to be unfair.
516
00:21:58,633 --> 00:21:59,351
I'll give you 250.
517
00:21:59,351 --> 00:22:02,471
Oh, thank you. Thank you.
518
00:22:02,471 --> 00:22:03,805
All right.
519
00:22:03,805 --> 00:22:04,806
Good-bye.
520
00:22:11,313 --> 00:22:12,814
What happened?
521
00:22:12,814 --> 00:22:13,815
Nothing.
522
00:22:14,316 --> 00:22:15,317
Was it bad?
523
00:22:15,317 --> 00:22:16,318
No, no, no.
524
00:22:16,818 --> 00:22:18,820
As a matter of fact,
it's very good.
525
00:22:18,820 --> 00:22:19,821
Oh?
526
00:22:19,821 --> 00:22:20,822
Yeah. I just...
527
00:22:20,822 --> 00:22:22,824
I just learned a
wonderful lesson.
528
00:22:22,824 --> 00:22:23,825
Oh, you did?
529
00:22:23,825 --> 00:22:24,826
Yes, sir.
530
00:22:25,327 --> 00:22:28,547
I didn't lose my temper
and I saved $250.
531
00:22:28,547 --> 00:22:31,249
Well, that's wonderful!
532
00:22:31,249 --> 00:22:33,251
And you know
something else?
533
00:22:33,251 --> 00:22:34,252
What?
534
00:22:34,252 --> 00:22:35,253
I owe it all to you.
535
00:22:35,253 --> 00:22:36,755
To me?
536
00:22:36,755 --> 00:22:37,756
That's right.
537
00:22:38,256 --> 00:22:40,142
So, I'm going to
buy you a new hat.
538
00:22:40,142 --> 00:22:41,643
Well...
539
00:22:41,643 --> 00:22:43,395
what about the bet?
540
00:22:43,395 --> 00:22:45,263
Oh, forget about the bet.
541
00:22:45,263 --> 00:22:46,765
Honey, from now on,
542
00:22:46,765 --> 00:22:48,767
I'm going to be the
happiest, calmest man
543
00:22:48,767 --> 00:22:50,102
in the whole world.
544
00:22:50,102 --> 00:22:52,521
Well, honey,
that's wonderful.
545
00:22:52,521 --> 00:22:54,022
Well, I'll, I'll call up
546
00:22:54,022 --> 00:22:55,774
and-and order the hat that
I want.
547
00:22:55,774 --> 00:22:58,660
No. Look, go around,
shop for a while.
548
00:22:58,660 --> 00:22:59,995
I'll buy you
any hat you want.
549
00:22:59,995 --> 00:23:02,414
Oh, well, I know the hat that
I want, dear,
550
00:23:02,414 --> 00:23:03,915
and I'll, I'll call up
551
00:23:03,915 --> 00:23:05,751
and I'll have them send it over on
their fastest delivery.
552
00:23:05,751 --> 00:23:07,202
Okay, sweetheart.
553
00:23:08,203 --> 00:23:09,704
Well...
554
00:23:20,799 --> 00:23:23,301
Hello. Hello,
Mrs. Mulford.
555
00:23:23,301 --> 00:23:25,137
This is Mrs. Ricardo. Yes.
556
00:23:25,137 --> 00:23:26,605
Mrs. Mulford, do you know
557
00:23:26,605 --> 00:23:28,607
that darling little turquoise
hat with the pearls
558
00:23:28,607 --> 00:23:30,108
that I liked so much yesterday?
559
00:23:30,108 --> 00:23:32,110
Yes. Would you put that
on my charge
560
00:23:32,110 --> 00:23:33,612
and send it out, please?
561
00:23:33,612 --> 00:23:35,614
Yes, on your fastest,
speediest delivery.
562
00:23:36,114 --> 00:23:37,616
Thank you very much.
563
00:23:37,616 --> 00:23:39,117
(doorbell buzzes)
564
00:23:56,635 --> 00:23:58,637
Well, they certainly have
fast delivery.
565
00:23:58,637 --> 00:24:01,139
They-they have very
good service there.
566
00:24:04,893 --> 00:24:06,678
Yeah, that's the one I
ordered all right.
567
00:24:08,180 --> 00:24:09,181
Lucy.
568
00:24:09,181 --> 00:24:10,682
Yes, sir?
569
00:24:11,183 --> 00:24:13,018
When did you buy this hat?
570
00:24:13,018 --> 00:24:14,436
How's that?
571
00:24:14,436 --> 00:24:16,438
When did you buy this hat?
572
00:24:16,938 --> 00:24:18,940
Remember, you
learned your lesson.
573
00:24:18,940 --> 00:24:20,442
I remember.
574
00:24:20,442 --> 00:24:22,444
When did you buy the hat?
575
00:24:22,444 --> 00:24:24,329
Yesterday afternoon.
576
00:24:24,329 --> 00:24:26,281
Yesterday afternoon?
577
00:24:26,281 --> 00:24:27,282
Yes, sir.
578
00:24:28,783 --> 00:24:30,785
(chuckling)
579
00:24:30,785 --> 00:24:33,121
You bought the hat
yesterday afternoon?
580
00:24:33,121 --> 00:24:34,089
Yeah.
581
00:24:34,089 --> 00:24:36,091
(guffawing)
582
00:24:36,091 --> 00:24:39,711
(both guffawing)
583
00:24:39,711 --> 00:24:42,097
That means that you
lost the bet yesterday.
584
00:24:42,097 --> 00:24:44,599
Yes, I guess it does.
585
00:24:45,100 --> 00:24:47,385
(both guffawing)
586
00:24:47,385 --> 00:24:49,304
And you made me
587
00:24:49,304 --> 00:24:51,640
go through all that
torture for nothing.
588
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:53,058
Yeah, I guess...
589
00:24:53,058 --> 00:24:54,726
(guffawing)
590
00:24:54,726 --> 00:24:56,228
Yeah.
591
00:24:56,228 --> 00:24:58,230
Oh, that's a killer.
592
00:24:58,230 --> 00:25:00,232
(guffawing)
593
00:25:00,232 --> 00:25:02,817
Ah! Oh, oh, Ricky! Ricky!
594
00:25:10,375 --> 00:25:12,177
("I Love Lucy" theme song
playing)
595
00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:16,181
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596
00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:10,986
ANNOUNCER:
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597
00:26:10,986 --> 00:26:12,904
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598
00:26:12,904 --> 00:26:15,807
will be back next week
at this same time.
599
00:26:18,143 --> 00:26:20,695
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