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(I Love Lucy theme music plays)
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...gonna get all fastened up here,
young man,
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and then you go to bed.
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Come on, now, sit still.
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Come on, Ricky, sit still, honey,
now, Mama's got to...
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Come on, honey, I'm hungry.
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I'm ready. We can go as soon as Mrs.
Trumbull gets here.
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Hey, where are we going to eat?
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We're going to meet the Mertzes
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at that French restaurant.
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What French restaurant?
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The new one, the one the Applebys
told us about.
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You remember?
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Okay. I'll go and see what's keeping
Mrs. Trumbull.
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Okay. Listen, Caroline said
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that the menus were all written in
French.
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Do you know how to read French?
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Sure, I can read it.
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Oh, good.
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But I can't understand it.
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Oh, great. Well, listen, Ethel took
French in high school
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and Fred was in France during the
first world war.
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Let's let them order and then we'll
take what they take.
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All right.
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(door buzzer sounds)
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There's Mrs. Trumbull.
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I'll let her in.
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Good night, old man.
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Say good night, papi.
Good night.
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Say good night, honey.
Good night, boy.
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Take your blanket.
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Here we go.
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Now, I want you to go right to sleep
for Mrs. Trumbull.
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You lie down now, honey.
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You go right to sleep for Mrs.
Trumbull.
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That's a good boy.
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What time'd they say they'd meet us
here, Ethel?
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Oh, they ought to be here any minute.
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Well, I'm hungry.
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So am I.
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Well, let's see what looks good.
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This menu's all written in French.
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Well, what did you expect in a French
restaurant?
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But there's no English on it.
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Let me see it.
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There's English here.
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Where?
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Right here.
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"Acme Printing Corporation, union
shop."
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Oh, very funny.
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Well, I ought to be able to figure
out something
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on this thing.
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After all, during the first world
war...
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"I was stationed in France."
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I know.
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Well, I was.
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You were there exactly three weeks.
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Well, I learned a l...
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I know everything you learned,
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and they don't serve
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"hinky dinky parley vous" here.
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Well, I'll just ask the waiter
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to tell us what these things mean.
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Hey, garcon.
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(whistles)
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Don't whistle!
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I know what we'll do.
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We'll wait till Ricky orders
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and then we'll say we'll have some of
the same.
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Well, what makes you think he can
speak French?
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Well, he speaks Spanish,
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and all those foreign languages are
practically the same.
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Oh.
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Wouldn't you think I'd recognize
something on this thing?
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LUCY: Oh, hi.
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Oh, hi.
Oh, hi. You're late, you know.
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I'm sorry we're late.
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Well, he was getting hungry, of
course.
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Oh, isn't this fun?
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It's a real atmospheric type place,
isn't it?
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Yeah, I feel just like I was in
Paris.
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Ah, bonsoir, messieurs et mesdames.
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Oh, bonsoir.
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Bonswear.
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Oh, gee, doesn't everything look
delicious?
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It certainly does.
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What is madame's choice?
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Uh... oh, well,
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it certainly is difficult
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to make a choice.
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Uh, what are you going to have, Fred?
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Me?
Uh-huh.
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Oh, I don't know.
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What are you going to order, Rick?
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Well, I thought I'd have this--
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Oh, I beg your pardon, ladies first.
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Go ahead, Ethel.
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Oh, uh, I haven't decided yet.
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Lucy?
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Oh, no, you don't.
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I started this.
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Well, now, is anyone ready to order?
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Well, you go ahead, Fred.
You order first, Rick.
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You order first, Luce...
You order...
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You know, we could starve to death
like this.
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Now, someone has to go first.
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I would gladly go first, but I have
already eaten.
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Oh, well, I know, I'll count.
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One potato, two potato
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three potato, four...
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Please, allow me-- une pomme de terre
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deux pommes de terre, trois pommes de
terre, quatre.
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Cinq pommes de terre, six pommes de
terre
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sept pommes de terre, c'est tout.
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Ma mere m'a dit de prendre a vous.
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Oh, well, that sounds good.
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Bring four orders of that.
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Madame, I was counting.
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You must order first.
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Oh...
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Oh, well, uh, let's see now.
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I'll have this.
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That?
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Yes.
I'll have the same.
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Me, too.
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So will I.
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Mesdames, messieurs...
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You heard our order.
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Will you please bring it?
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Please, could I not suggest something
else?
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No, this is what we want.
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Very well.
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Four orders of "Closed on Sundays."
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Please, allow me.
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I will bring you the specialite de la
maison.
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Un petit roti, des petits pois
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et quelque chose de pomme de terre
frite.
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Merci, monsieur.
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Oh!
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I was never so humiliated in my life.
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That is the most embarrassing thing
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that has ever happened to me.
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Aw, honey, you're 'zaggerating.
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I am not "zaggerating."
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So we can't read French.
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We're going to have a meal, aren't
we.
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That's right.
Who cares what they call it.
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Yes, but suppose you want to order
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the same thing next time.
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Well, I'll just wear the same tie
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and say, "Bring me some of this."
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Now, look, you can laugh all you
want,
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but we are going to do something
about this situation.
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We are?
Yes. We are going to take lessons
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and learn how to speak French.
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Not me.
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I had enough trouble learning how to
speak English.
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How about you, Fred?
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Are you kidding?
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Very well, Ethel, they'll be sorry.
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People will say
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"How could those two charming,
sophisticated
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cultured women ever marry those
uncouth slobs?"
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What does that mean, Fred?
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Well, "slobs" means...
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"Slobs" I know.
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What does this "uncouth" mean?
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Well, if you're uncouth,
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it means that...
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that you're not couth.
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Yeah, that's what I thought.
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Now, you listen to me.
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You can get just as couth as you
want,
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but just make sure
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that it doesn't cost me any money.
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"Doesn't cost me any money.
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Doesn't cost me any money."
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Ethel, did you ever take a good look
into his eyes?
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He has little dollar signs
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instead of pupils.
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"Doesn't cost me any money."
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(door buzzer sounds)
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Oh, it's you.
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Well, that's a nice, friendly
greeting.
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I'll see you later.
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Oh, come on in.
Don't be silly.
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I was expecting our French teacher.
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Our French teacher?
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Our French teacher, and for free.
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If you'd have been around this
morning,
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you'd have known about it.
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Oh, I had to go downtown.
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How'd you do it?
How'd it happen?
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Well, I got a brainstorm.
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I called that French restaurant.
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I thought maybe that waiter
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would be willing to give us lessons.
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He said he would, and for nothing.
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Oh, Lucy, that's wonderful.
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Why should he teach us for nothing?
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I don't know, and I didn't ask
questions.
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He'll be here any minute.
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Well, I'll be right back.
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You don't have to get fixed up, you
know.
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Fixed up?
Don't be silly.
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I just want to tell Fred I'm home.
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I'll be right back.
All right.
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I wouldn't leave you alone in your
apartment
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with a Frenchman who's going to give
you lessons for nothing.
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Oh, go on.
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Silly.
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(door buzzer sounds)
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Ah, bonjour, madame.
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Bonjour to you too.
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I'm Robert Dubois.
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Well, how do you do.
Won't you come in?
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Merci.
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Is your husband home?
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Now, just a minute.
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Let's get one thing straight.
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You came here to give me French
lessons.
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It doesn't matter whether my husband
is home or not.
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But you don't understand.
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I understand perfectly.
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Are you going to give me French
lessons or not?
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Oui, madame.
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Very well, that's better.
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Now, then, shall we start
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with the menu from the restaurant?
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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We will begin the lesson
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with a few simple words.
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Repeat after me.
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Yes?
Le crayon.
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La crayawn.
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Le crayon.
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Le crayawn.
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La plume.
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La plooma.
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La plume.
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La plooooom.
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La plume.
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La plooooom.
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La...
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Oh, no.
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Am I too late?
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Yes, years too late.
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Sit down.
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Oh, you're kidding with that, aren't
you?
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Uh, you remember Mrs. Mertz, this is
Robert Dubois.
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How do you do?
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How do you do?
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Have you learned anything yet?
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Oh, sure, it's simple.
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La crayawn and, uh, la ploom.
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Oh, that's wonderful.
What does it mean?
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The pencil, the pen.
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(gasps)
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Do you think you could teach us
enough French
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so that we could order in any French
restaurant?
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Absolument.
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He says he can.
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We were just starting
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with a few simple words.
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The pencil.
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Le crayon.
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Uh, le crayawn.
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00:09:32,905 --> 00:09:34,540
Le crayawn.
271
00:09:34,540 --> 00:09:36,375
Le crayawn.
272
00:09:36,375 --> 00:09:37,743
La plume.
273
00:09:37,743 --> 00:09:39,545
La ploom.
274
00:09:39,545 --> 00:09:40,963
La plooooom.
275
00:09:41,464 --> 00:09:43,215
La plooooom.
276
00:09:43,215 --> 00:09:44,050
Up here.
Ploom.
277
00:09:44,050 --> 00:09:45,051
La plooooom.
Ploom.
278
00:09:45,051 --> 00:09:45,551
La plume.
279
00:09:46,052 --> 00:09:47,053
La ploooooma.
280
00:09:47,053 --> 00:09:48,504
Uh, la, el?
281
00:09:48,504 --> 00:09:49,505
Le.
282
00:09:49,505 --> 00:09:52,725
Le, uh, le crayawn.
283
00:09:52,725 --> 00:09:54,560
La plooooom.
284
00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:56,062
La plooooom.
285
00:09:56,062 --> 00:09:57,563
Bon.
286
00:09:57,563 --> 00:09:58,564
Bon.
Bon.
287
00:09:58,564 --> 00:09:59,565
No, "bon" means good.
288
00:10:00,066 --> 00:10:01,067
Oh.
You are doing fine.
289
00:10:01,067 --> 00:10:02,902
You speaking French very well.
290
00:10:02,902 --> 00:10:04,737
Oh, yeah, we're in great shape
291
00:10:04,737 --> 00:10:06,739
if the restaurant we go to
292
00:10:06,739 --> 00:10:08,991
happens to serve pens and pencils.
293
00:10:12,778 --> 00:10:15,781
We will begin our vocabulary slowly.
294
00:10:15,781 --> 00:10:17,199
Table.
295
00:10:17,199 --> 00:10:18,701
LUCY: Table.
296
00:10:18,701 --> 00:10:19,702
Table.
297
00:10:19,702 --> 00:10:21,203
La table.
298
00:10:21,203 --> 00:10:24,006
La tabluh.
299
00:10:24,006 --> 00:10:26,759
La table.
300
00:10:26,759 --> 00:10:28,711
La tabluh.
301
00:10:28,711 --> 00:10:29,712
Let me try.
302
00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:31,213
Okay.
303
00:10:31,213 --> 00:10:33,049
La tabluh.
304
00:10:33,049 --> 00:10:34,850
La table.
305
00:10:34,850 --> 00:10:36,769
La tabluh.
306
00:10:36,769 --> 00:10:38,020
'Bluh.
307
00:10:38,020 --> 00:10:38,804
Cat.
308
00:10:38,804 --> 00:10:39,805
What?
309
00:10:39,805 --> 00:10:40,806
Cat.
310
00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:42,308
Cat?
Cat.
311
00:10:42,808 --> 00:10:44,310
Oh, cat, cat, yes.
312
00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:45,311
Le chat.
313
00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:47,313
Le chat.
314
00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:49,315
Gee, French is a funny language.
315
00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:51,117
Why are some of 'em le and some of
'em la?
316
00:10:51,117 --> 00:10:55,037
You see, there is difference between
French and English.
317
00:10:55,037 --> 00:10:59,041
In French, everything, it is either
masculine or feminine.
318
00:10:59,542 --> 00:11:01,377
You Americans don't have that.
319
00:11:04,797 --> 00:11:08,801
You haven't been in this country very
long, have you?
320
00:11:08,801 --> 00:11:10,636
Oh, Lucy, that's very funny.
321
00:11:10,636 --> 00:11:12,004
Mrs. Ricardo, please.
322
00:11:12,004 --> 00:11:13,506
What?
323
00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:17,059
I do not know all the rules of
grammar.
324
00:11:17,059 --> 00:11:18,060
I am no teacher.
325
00:11:18,060 --> 00:11:19,812
Oh, I know, I know, you're a waiter.
326
00:11:19,812 --> 00:11:21,147
No, no, no, no, no, no.
327
00:11:21,147 --> 00:11:22,515
I am an entertainer.
328
00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:24,316
An entertainer?
329
00:11:24,316 --> 00:11:27,737
Oui, that is why when I found out who
you were,
330
00:11:27,737 --> 00:11:29,739
I agreed to teach you for nothing.
331
00:11:29,739 --> 00:11:33,609
I hope I could meet your husband and
be in one of his shows.
332
00:11:33,609 --> 00:11:37,079
What's French for sneaky waiter?
333
00:11:37,079 --> 00:11:39,498
You never get anything for nothing in
this world.
334
00:11:39,498 --> 00:11:41,000
Oh, Lucy, this is really too bad,
honestly.
335
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,002
There's strings attached to
everything.
336
00:11:43,002 --> 00:11:44,787
Free French lessons.
Please, do not be angry.
337
00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:47,623
All I want is an introduction to your
husband.
338
00:11:47,623 --> 00:11:49,125
Just an introduction?
339
00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:50,126
Oui.
340
00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:51,127
Is that all you want?
341
00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:52,628
Oui.
342
00:11:52,628 --> 00:11:55,631
Well, okay, if you keep on giving us
free French lessons,
343
00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:58,134
I will introduce you to my husband,
344
00:11:58,134 --> 00:11:58,968
but that's all.
345
00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:00,886
Oui, madame, merci.
346
00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:02,888
Merci, you are very kind.
347
00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:05,391
Perhaps I could use my influence
348
00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:06,726
with Mr. Ricardo, too.
349
00:12:08,644 --> 00:12:09,645
Merci.
350
00:12:12,364 --> 00:12:15,201
Now we'll start to make a simple
sentence.
351
00:12:15,201 --> 00:12:16,202
Uh-huh.
352
00:12:16,202 --> 00:12:18,204
"The pencil is on the table."
353
00:12:18,204 --> 00:12:20,573
Le crayon est sur la table.
354
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:25,077
BOTH: Lay crayawn est soor la tabluh.
355
00:12:25,077 --> 00:12:27,079
Lay crayawn est soor la tabluh.
356
00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:35,921
Lucy!
357
00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:41,927
Oh, mon husband, bonjour.
358
00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:45,431
Are you still on that French kick?
359
00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:47,316
I certainly am, and I took a lesson
today.
360
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:49,902
And it didn't cost you a cent.
361
00:12:49,902 --> 00:12:51,821
Okay, that's fine.
362
00:12:51,821 --> 00:12:52,822
How did it go?
363
00:12:52,822 --> 00:12:55,357
Uh, bon, mo'seer.
364
00:12:55,357 --> 00:12:59,361
Uh, le crayawn est soor la tabluh.
365
00:12:59,361 --> 00:13:01,163
Muy bien.
366
00:13:01,163 --> 00:13:05,367
Uh, la maison est roosh.
367
00:13:05,367 --> 00:13:07,586
Magnifico.
368
00:13:07,586 --> 00:13:09,872
Gee, we sound so international.
369
00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:10,873
Yeah.
370
00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:12,875
Too bad we can't understand each
other.
371
00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:13,876
Yeah.
372
00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:14,877
Who's your teacher?
373
00:13:15,377 --> 00:13:17,880
Well, uh, the waiter from that French
restaurant.
374
00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:20,015
Oh?
He's coming over again tonight.
375
00:13:20,015 --> 00:13:21,300
Another lesson so soon?
376
00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:22,718
Well, not exactly.
377
00:13:22,718 --> 00:13:25,054
No, he's coming over to see you.
378
00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:26,772
Me? What does he want with me?
379
00:13:26,772 --> 00:13:29,108
Well, you see, he's really an
entertainer from Paris--
380
00:13:29,108 --> 00:13:30,109
Paris, France, that is--
381
00:13:30,609 --> 00:13:32,111
and he thought if he could just get
to talk to you,
382
00:13:32,111 --> 00:13:34,113
he might be able to get an audition
at the club
383
00:13:34,113 --> 00:13:36,899
and possibly be in one of the shows.
Lucy.
384
00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:38,234
Lucy...
He's-He's really a very... what?
385
00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:40,236
Lucy, there's one word
386
00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:43,239
that is exactly the same in Spanish
387
00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:45,241
in French and in English.
388
00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:46,742
What's that?
389
00:13:46,742 --> 00:13:47,960
No.
390
00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:49,879
But Ricky, all you have to do...
391
00:13:49,879 --> 00:13:51,380
He'll give us free French lessons
392
00:13:51,380 --> 00:13:52,882
if you just talk to him once.
393
00:13:52,882 --> 00:13:55,384
Just talk, say hello, how do you do,
anything.
394
00:13:55,384 --> 00:13:56,385
What's wrong with that?
395
00:13:56,886 --> 00:13:58,387
It wouldn't be fair to the guy,
honey.
396
00:13:58,387 --> 00:14:00,890
I couldn't possibly use a French
singer at the club.
397
00:14:00,890 --> 00:14:02,391
Why not?
398
00:14:02,391 --> 00:14:04,393
A real French act at the club might
be a good change of pace.
399
00:14:04,894 --> 00:14:05,895
No, no, no.
400
00:14:05,895 --> 00:14:07,897
Besides, French revues are very
popular now.
401
00:14:08,397 --> 00:14:10,900
They're all the rage-- you know,
Folies- Bergere type stuff
402
00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:12,902
and the cancan stuff and Moulin Rouge
403
00:14:12,902 --> 00:14:14,904
and Toulouse-Lautrec paintings all
around
404
00:14:14,904 --> 00:14:16,405
and all that frilly stuff.
405
00:14:16,405 --> 00:14:17,740
You know, as much...
406
00:14:17,740 --> 00:14:19,158
as much as I hate to admit it,
407
00:14:19,158 --> 00:14:21,410
you might have something there.
408
00:14:21,410 --> 00:14:22,494
Really?
409
00:14:22,494 --> 00:14:23,279
Hi.
Hi, kids.
410
00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:24,780
We were so dressed up,
411
00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:26,282
we decided to eat out again.
412
00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:27,533
Listen, Ethel, guess what?
413
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,368
Ricky's going to star Robert Dubois
414
00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:31,871
in a French revue at the club, and
we're all going to be in it.
415
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,789
We're all going to be in it?!
416
00:14:33,789 --> 00:14:38,294
(all talking at once)
417
00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:40,796
Hey, hey, Ricky, we can do our apache
dance we used to do.
418
00:14:40,796 --> 00:14:41,797
Watch.
419
00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:44,800
(humming song)
420
00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:56,812
That's the part I like--
421
00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:58,314
where I hit him.
422
00:14:58,314 --> 00:15:00,316
You should have seen us one night
423
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:01,817
when we got mad.
424
00:15:01,817 --> 00:15:03,319
We darn near killed each other.
425
00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:04,820
Well, that's very clever,
426
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:06,322
but don't call me
427
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:07,823
and I won't call you.
428
00:15:07,823 --> 00:15:08,824
Oh, Ricky, you're mean.
429
00:15:08,824 --> 00:15:10,326
Okay, so I'm mean.
430
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:11,827
Now, come on, let's cut out all the
auditions
431
00:15:11,827 --> 00:15:12,828
and let me see if I can figure out
432
00:15:12,828 --> 00:15:13,829
something about this French...
433
00:15:13,829 --> 00:15:14,830
Come on, let's go, let's go.
434
00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:15,831
Well, you don't have to go away mad.
435
00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:17,833
I'm not mad, I'm hungry.
436
00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:19,251
We'll see you later, honey.
437
00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:20,753
Okay.
So long.
438
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,758
French revue...
439
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,893
That might not be bad, at that.
440
00:15:35,734 --> 00:15:41,190
(imitating Maurice Chevalier): Every
little breeze seems to whisper Louise
441
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:45,694
Birds in the trees seems to twitter
Louise.
442
00:15:45,694 --> 00:15:48,197
Yeah, might be all right at that.
443
00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:51,917
Like Chevalier kind of stuff, yeah.
444
00:15:51,917 --> 00:15:52,918
LUCY: Every little breeze
445
00:15:53,419 --> 00:15:56,422
Seems to twitter Louise.
446
00:15:56,922 --> 00:15:58,924
Birds...
447
00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:05,180
Every little breeze seems to whisper
Louise...
448
00:16:05,180 --> 00:16:07,182
Every little breeze
449
00:16:07,182 --> 00:16:09,184
Seems to whisper Louise.
450
00:16:09,184 --> 00:16:11,186
The birds in the trees
451
00:16:11,186 --> 00:16:13,439
They all twitter Louise...
452
00:16:13,439 --> 00:16:14,556
Alors.
453
00:16:14,556 --> 00:16:16,358
We seem to be overstocked
454
00:16:16,358 --> 00:16:18,110
on Maurice Chevaliers.
455
00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:19,478
(door buzzer sounds)
456
00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:21,480
Oh, you characters.
457
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:22,982
He just walked in and played the
piano,
458
00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:23,983
and I got the idea.
459
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:26,485
Every little breeze
460
00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:28,988
Seems to whisper Louise...
461
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,490
Uh, you're in the right place.
462
00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:34,994
Uh, you remember my husband, Mr.
Maurice Ricardo.
463
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:35,995
How do you do?
464
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:36,996
Enchante.
465
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,497
And Mr. And Mrs.
Maurice Mertz.
466
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:39,999
Monsieur.
467
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:40,883
Bonjour, bonjour.
468
00:16:41,383 --> 00:16:42,384
Bonjou...
Ah, Monsieur Ricardo,
469
00:16:42,384 --> 00:16:44,386
your wife say I may speak to you
470
00:16:44,887 --> 00:16:46,638
about appearing at your club.
471
00:16:46,638 --> 00:16:48,974
Well, uh, yes, we'd be happy to give
you an audition.
472
00:16:49,475 --> 00:16:51,810
Could you come over tomorrow
afternoon about 4:00?
473
00:16:51,810 --> 00:16:53,729
Certainement, I will be there.
474
00:16:53,729 --> 00:16:55,264
Merci.
475
00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:57,266
Merci, madame, merci, monsieur.
Merci, merci.
476
00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:58,267
Au revoir.
Au revoir.
477
00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:00,486
Every little breeze seems to...
478
00:17:00,486 --> 00:17:01,820
Bonjour.
479
00:17:01,820 --> 00:17:03,322
Hey, you know, this idea of so many
Chevaliers
480
00:17:03,322 --> 00:17:04,323
might be very funny.
481
00:17:04,823 --> 00:17:05,824
We could all be in the same thing.
482
00:17:05,824 --> 00:17:07,326
We could all wear the same costume.
483
00:17:07,326 --> 00:17:08,327
We could sing
484
00:17:08,327 --> 00:17:09,828
Every little breeze...
485
00:17:09,828 --> 00:17:10,329
Lucy!
486
00:17:10,329 --> 00:17:11,697
What?
487
00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:13,699
You don't seem to understand
488
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:16,201
that I don't want you in the show.
489
00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:18,537
Listen, Ricky, this whole French
revue idea is mine,
490
00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:21,340
and if I can't be in it, you can't
use it.
491
00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:22,624
Okay, sue me.
492
00:17:22,624 --> 00:17:26,095
Look, honey, you know I'll manage to
sneak in anyway,
493
00:17:26,095 --> 00:17:27,596
so why don't you let me be in it
494
00:17:28,097 --> 00:17:29,098
right from the beginning?
495
00:17:29,098 --> 00:17:32,101
Come on, Ricky, you'll save yourself
a lot of trouble.
496
00:17:32,101 --> 00:17:35,104
I'm going to save us all a lot of
trouble.
497
00:17:35,104 --> 00:17:37,106
I'm going to give orders down at the
club
498
00:17:37,106 --> 00:17:40,109
that you're not going to be allowed
in there for any reason at all.
499
00:17:40,109 --> 00:17:42,611
You're not even going to be allowed
500
00:17:42,611 --> 00:17:43,612
to get into the building.
501
00:17:43,612 --> 00:17:45,114
That'll take care of you.
502
00:17:45,114 --> 00:17:46,115
Oh, yeah?
503
00:17:46,115 --> 00:17:47,116
Yeah.
504
00:17:47,116 --> 00:17:48,617
I'll just bet you I can get in
anyway.
505
00:17:48,617 --> 00:17:50,119
You want to lose a little more money,
eh?
506
00:17:50,119 --> 00:17:51,870
How much would you like to bet?
507
00:17:51,870 --> 00:17:54,706
You name it, buster.
508
00:17:54,706 --> 00:17:57,209
$20?
509
00:17:57,709 --> 00:18:00,212
Not very sure of yourself, are you?
510
00:18:00,212 --> 00:18:02,214
$30?
511
00:18:02,214 --> 00:18:03,582
Piker.
512
00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:04,917
50 bucks?
513
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,835
You got yourself a bet.
514
00:18:06,835 --> 00:18:08,087
Okay.
Okay.
515
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:11,473
Every little breeze seems to whisper
Louise
516
00:18:11,473 --> 00:18:13,392
The birds in the trees...
517
00:18:13,392 --> 00:18:14,393
Let's take the dance.
518
00:18:14,393 --> 00:18:16,478
We're going to rehearse that music in
there.
519
00:18:16,478 --> 00:18:17,980
One...
520
00:18:17,980 --> 00:18:20,482
(French music hall medley playing)
521
00:18:42,004 --> 00:18:43,372
(Ricky whistles)
522
00:18:56,185 --> 00:18:57,186
(whistles)
523
00:19:17,956 --> 00:19:19,374
(music stops)
524
00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:00,532
(whistles)
525
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,535
(music continues)
526
00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:13,795
Any sign of her yet?
527
00:20:13,795 --> 00:20:15,797
No, sir, haven't seen her yet.
528
00:20:15,797 --> 00:20:16,798
Well, it won't be long now.
529
00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:18,183
Oh, here come the boys.
530
00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:22,771
Come on, fellows.
531
00:20:22,771 --> 00:20:25,857
You sure take a long time having
dinner.
532
00:20:38,870 --> 00:20:39,871
Como esta?
533
00:21:38,764 --> 00:21:40,265
(whistles)
534
00:21:56,365 --> 00:21:58,367
(Latin dance playing)
535
00:22:31,266 --> 00:22:33,685
(voices inaudible)
536
00:22:52,671 --> 00:22:54,673
(applause)
537
00:22:55,674 --> 00:22:57,175
Thank you, thank you.
538
00:22:57,676 --> 00:22:59,461
(drum roll)
539
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:04,516
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
540
00:23:04,516 --> 00:23:09,020
The Tropicana takes great pleasure in
presenting tonight
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our new French revue.
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Amigos.
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(playing intro)
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I have found the very girl
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The one and only
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Guaranteed to mend the heart
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That felt so lonely
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My mind's made up today
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And I am on my way
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Knowing just what I intend to say
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Believe me.
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I'll forget all other little girls
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Valentine, Valentine
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You have teeth that look like pretty
pearls
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And your kisses are a dream
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And as for loving
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You know all, in fact you set the
style
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Valentine, Valentine
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I'll, I'll walk a mile
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To see the smile that's worth the
while
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That is why I must have Valentine.
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(cancan interlude)
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Eww...
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I'll...
walk a mile and spend awhile
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To see your pretty smile
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That is why I must have Valentine
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Now, you know, that I love Valentine!
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(applause)
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(I Love Lucy theme music plays)
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Captioned by Media Access Group at
WGBH access.wgbh.org
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ANNOUNCER: I Love Lucy is a Desilu
production.
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Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz
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will be back next week at this same
time.
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This is the CBS television network.
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