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(I Love Lucy theme music plays)
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Hi, dear.
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I picked up the baby pictures.
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Oh, let me see, let me see.
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Wait a minute.
Let go.
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Honey, I haven't seen them either.
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Oh, honey, I don't want you to see
them before I do.
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Honey, we'll look at them together.
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Well, all right.
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Gee, I can hardly wait to see what
they look like
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after all we went through taking
them.
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What do you mean "we went through"?
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I took them, remember.
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Oh, sure, but I was the one that had
to stand on my head
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to make Little Ricky laugh.
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Oh, honey, they gave you the wrong
pictures.
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This is a picture of twins.
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But they're both Little Ricky.
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How did you manage that?
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Oh, it's double exposure.
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It can happen to anybody.
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Oh.
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There's only one of him in that shot.
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Yeah, but that's so blurry.
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You take wonderful x-rays, dear.
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Well, I can't help it if he moved.
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Oh, look.
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Isn't that great?
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Hey, I'm a pretty good photographer
after all.
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Oh, I'll say you are.
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Oh, here's another wonderful one.
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Oh, gosh!
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Oh, these pictures are good enough
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to be on the cover of a magazine.
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What magazine, Body Beautiful?
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Oh.
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Well, even professional photographers
are entitled
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to a boo-boo now and then.
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Oh, these pictures are much better
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than any pictures the Applebys ever
took of their baby.
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Well, we have an advantage over the
Applebys.
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Wait till they come over tonight
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and I show them what real baby
pictures look like.
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Wha-bup-bup-bup-bup--
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What's this about who coming over
tonight?
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Oh, didn't I tell you, dear?
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No, you didn't tell me, dear.
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Well, uh, Caroline and Charlie
Appleby
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are coming over tonight.
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Oh, no, they're not.
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My house is in no shape for company.
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You just call them right up,
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Look, honey...
tell them we can't see them tonight.
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Charlie wants to talk to me
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about a television show,
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so I asked him to come over
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and he's going to be here at 8:00.
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Yes, sir.
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Thank you.
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Wait till he pulls the pictures of
his baby out
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and I let him have it with these.
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(chuckles)
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What are you doing?
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We're not showing those pictures to
anyone.
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Why?
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Because of a vow that you and I made.
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Vow?
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Yes, before we had a baby,
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do you remember how bored we always
were
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when other people dragged out
pictures of their little darlings
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and insisted that we look at them?
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Yeah.
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And do you remember that we promised
each other
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that if we ever had a child
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that we wouldn't inflict his pictures
on other people.
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I know, honey,
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but Little Ricky's not like any
ordinary baby.
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I mean, he's so cute
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that people want to see his pictures.
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Yeah, I know.
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Well...
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No, now, that's what all parents
think.
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Now, we promised, Ricky.
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Okay, but I'm not going to be very
happy
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when Charlie starts bragging about
his little brat.
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Well, so long as we're not boring
people
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with pictures of our kid...
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Charlie wants you to do a television
show?!
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Well, that's certainly a delayed
reaction.
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What kind of a show?
When is it going to be?
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Who's going to be in it?
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Variety, next Thursday, and not you.
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Now, Ricky, please.
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Look, honey, look...
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I'm only the master of ceremonies.
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I don't hire the talent,
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I have nothing to do with the talent,
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so there's nothing I can do for you.
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But if you did and you were, would
you?
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But I don't, and I'm not.
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But if you did, and you were, would
you?
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If I did, and I were, I would.
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Well, now I don't know what we said.
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But I guess as long as you're not,
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it doesn't matter.
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That's the sensible way to look at
it.
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Now, honey, remember we're not
showing those pictures
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to anybody tonight.
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Okay, okay.
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Isn't he cute?
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Oh, these are wonderful pictures,
Ricky.
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How about that one, eh?
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Yeah, I like this one
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where he's got the baseball cap on.
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He's a cutie, all right.
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Hey, that's a pretty good idea for a
picture,
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putting a baseball cap on him.
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Yeah, I'll say it is.
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I thought of that.
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Very clever.
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Look at this one here.
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Oh, he took a picture
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of the doll we gave him.
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That's his favorite doll.
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And Lucy's embroidered his name
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on his little suit.
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Yeah, Ricky, Jr.
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Ricky, what are you doing with those
pictures?
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He was showing them to us.
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You promised not to show them to
anybody.
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Well, the Mertzes aren't anybody.
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Well! Thanks a lot.
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I didn't mean that.
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Lucy made me promise that I wasn't
going to bore people
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with the pictures of the baby.
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Well, he's certainly not boring us.
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We're his godmother and godfather.
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Sure, they're the kid's godfolks.
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Yeah, watch it, will you?
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Well, maybe it's all right for you,
but nobody else, remember.
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You mean you're not going to show
them to the Applebys?
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That's right.
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Oh, come on.
Oh, come on.
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Now, somebody has to take them down a
peg.
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That's right.
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Yeah.
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Nope.
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Oh, now, that's all they talk about.
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The way they act, you'd think they
invented babies.
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Exactly, and we don't want to be like
the Applebys.
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(doorbell buzzes)
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There they are, honey.
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Hello.
Hi, Lucy.
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The Applebys.
Hi, Caroline.
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How are you?
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Give me your coat.
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Hi, Fred, Ethel.
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Gee, I'm sorry we're late,
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but just as we walked out the door
tonight,
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guess what little Stevie did.
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Oh, yeah, it was the cutest thing
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you ever saw.
Tell them, honey.
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Now, mind you, he's only 13 months
old.
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CAROLINE: Well, just as we were
walking out the door,
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he looked up at us,
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raised his little hand and said,
"bye-bye."
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"Bye-bye"?
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All by himself, bye-bye.
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How about that, huh?
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Bye-bye.
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Yeah, how about that?
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All by himself.
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And only 13 months old, gee.
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Oh, that certainly is amazing.
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Is that a new dress you have on,
Caroline?
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This old rag?
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Yes.
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Oh, goodness, no.
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Let me see, What else did I want
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to tell you about little Stevie
darling?
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Um... um...
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Uh, Charlie, how's everything down at
the television station?
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Oh, great, Rick, just great.
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We've got the newest
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moving pictures in town.
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You know, I bought a block of films
yesterday,
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and I want to tell you
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that they're going to make television
stars
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out of some of the actors.
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No kidding.
Yes, sir.
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Now, just remember their names--
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Conway Turrell and Mabel Norman.
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Yeah, well, we'll catch them.
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We never...
we always watch
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your television station.
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Well, that's what makes a station
popular--
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good pictures.
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(gasps): Good pictures!
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Oh, we've got some new pictures of
Stevie.
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Do you want to see them?
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They're right here.
They're just marvelous.
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You know, Charlie took them the other
day
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on his first birthday.
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Look at this one--
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he's trying to blow out the candle.
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(lame chuckle)
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CAROLINE: Aw...
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Oh, cute.
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CHARLIE: Look at the little dickens.
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He put his hand in the cake.
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I tell you,
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that little Stevie's a natural-born
comic.
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Natural-born.
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CAROLINE: Oh! Oh, this one...
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this one is the best one of all.
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The hat one.
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Oh, Charlie thought of the cutest
idea.
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Well, you know, he's just a genius
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about these things anyway.
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Do you know what he did?
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He put a baseball cap
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on little Stevie.
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Isn't that priceless?
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Yeah, priceless.
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Ready?
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Yeah, I'm ready.
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(chuckles)
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It isn't because he's my child, Rick,
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but I ask you, did you ever see
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a baby who took a better picture?
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Did I, honey?
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No, you didn't.
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I didn't.
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You know, from the moment he was born
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little Stevie was perfectly shaped...
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absolutely handsome.
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That's right.
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You know how most babies are--
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all red and pinched and
funny-looking.
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Yeah. Say, how is Little Ricky,
anyway?
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ALL: What?
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Lucy, Charlie didn't mean
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that Little Ricky was all red and
pinched and funny-looking.
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He outgrew that, didn't he?
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Now, you want to see a picture of a
baby, look at this.
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Now, there's a baby!
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RICKY: Look at those eyes.
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Lucy!
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Oh, I was just on my way over to your
place.
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Here's some money for the cleaning.
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Will you pay the man when he comes?
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Sure, where are you going?
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Oh, I just thought I'd drop by
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and see Caroline Appleby.
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Caroline Appleby?
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I thought you were mad at her last
night.
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I was and I still am.
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Well, then why are you going over
there?
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I just decided to take Little Ricky
over there
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and show her what a cute baby really
looks like.
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Oh, Lucy, honestly.
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Well, I don't care.
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Little Ricky's twice as handsome
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as that scrawny little runt of
theirs.
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Of course he's handsomer than their
child,
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but you'll have to admit
269
00:09:59,048 --> 00:10:01,851
some of their pictures were kind of
cute.
270
00:10:02,768 --> 00:10:04,770
One more remark like that
271
00:10:04,770 --> 00:10:07,106
and you can turn in your godmother
suit.
272
00:10:08,891 --> 00:10:12,361
Oh, for heaven's sake.
273
00:10:12,361 --> 00:10:14,864
Little Ricky's wearing his brand-new
outfit,
274
00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:17,366
but I don't suppose that interests
you.
275
00:10:22,538 --> 00:10:25,324
Oh, isn't he precious?
276
00:10:25,324 --> 00:10:27,326
As precious as little Stevie Appleby?
277
00:10:27,326 --> 00:10:28,744
He's ten times preciouser
278
00:10:29,245 --> 00:10:30,579
than that silly-looking little goon.
279
00:10:31,998 --> 00:10:34,717
You may kiss your reinstated
godmother.
280
00:10:35,968 --> 00:10:37,336
Oh, thank you.
281
00:10:37,336 --> 00:10:39,338
Put on your little hatsy.
282
00:10:39,338 --> 00:10:41,841
Lucy, aren't you being kind of mean
283
00:10:41,841 --> 00:10:44,343
dropping in on Caroline unannounced
284
00:10:44,343 --> 00:10:45,344
with Little Ricky
285
00:10:45,845 --> 00:10:47,229
all dressed up like that?
286
00:10:47,229 --> 00:10:49,565
Yeah.
287
00:10:49,565 --> 00:10:50,900
Oh, I see.
288
00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:52,318
I guess all's fair
289
00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:53,819
in love and motherhood.
290
00:10:53,819 --> 00:10:55,321
That's right, here we go.
291
00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:56,155
Byesie-byesie.
292
00:10:56,522 --> 00:10:57,323
Bye-bye, honey.
293
00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:58,357
Say bye-bye, Ricky.
294
00:10:58,357 --> 00:10:59,158
Bye-bye, darling.
295
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:00,493
Say bye-bye.
Say bye-bye.
296
00:11:13,105 --> 00:11:15,608
(doorbell buzzes)
297
00:11:23,065 --> 00:11:23,866
Who is it?
298
00:11:23,866 --> 00:11:26,235
Lucy Ricardo.
299
00:11:26,235 --> 00:11:27,737
Lucy...
300
00:11:27,737 --> 00:11:30,740
Oh, Lucy, how nice of you to drop by.
301
00:11:30,740 --> 00:11:32,992
Uh... come on up.
302
00:12:41,477 --> 00:12:42,978
(knock at door)
303
00:12:42,978 --> 00:12:44,480
Come in.
304
00:12:46,982 --> 00:12:48,484
Oh, hello, Caroline.
305
00:12:48,484 --> 00:12:50,736
Why, Lucy, you've got Ricky with you.
306
00:12:50,736 --> 00:12:53,706
Yes, I hope we haven't come at an
inopportune time.
307
00:12:53,706 --> 00:12:58,127
Oh, no, I was just sitting here
relaxing.
308
00:12:58,127 --> 00:12:59,578
Oh.
309
00:13:00,579 --> 00:13:01,080
Uh...
310
00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:02,832
Oh, Lucy,
311
00:13:02,832 --> 00:13:05,134
you'll just have to forgive the mess
the apartment's in.
312
00:13:05,134 --> 00:13:06,635
I just haven't had a chance
313
00:13:06,635 --> 00:13:08,637
to do a thing this morning.
314
00:13:08,637 --> 00:13:10,139
Well, that's all right.
315
00:13:10,139 --> 00:13:12,141
I hope we haven't come at the wrong
time for little Stevie.
316
00:13:12,141 --> 00:13:13,893
He isn't sleeping or all dirty or
something, is he?
317
00:13:13,893 --> 00:13:16,479
No, no, he's all dressed up.
318
00:13:16,479 --> 00:13:18,397
As a matter of fact, I was just
waiting
319
00:13:18,397 --> 00:13:20,399
for his grandmother to come for him.
320
00:13:20,399 --> 00:13:21,400
Oh.
321
00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:22,902
I'll go get him.
322
00:13:22,902 --> 00:13:24,403
Oh, all right.
323
00:13:24,403 --> 00:13:26,155
Take your coat off, baby.
324
00:13:26,155 --> 00:13:28,440
Take your coat off, come on now.
325
00:13:29,441 --> 00:13:30,943
There we go.
326
00:13:30,943 --> 00:13:32,328
Now, you wait for little Stevie.
327
00:13:32,328 --> 00:13:34,864
You wait for little Stevie.
328
00:13:36,699 --> 00:13:39,168
Here we are.
329
00:13:39,168 --> 00:13:40,920
Now...
330
00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:43,422
say hello to Little Ricky, Stevie.
331
00:13:43,422 --> 00:13:44,757
Say hello, Stevie.
332
00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:46,008
There.
Say hello.
333
00:13:46,008 --> 00:13:47,793
Say hello.
334
00:13:47,793 --> 00:13:49,795
Oh, little sweetie.
335
00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:57,303
Uh, my, Stevie's grown a lot since I
last saw him.
336
00:13:57,303 --> 00:13:59,305
Oh, yeah, he's really shooting up.
337
00:13:59,305 --> 00:14:03,526
Oh, yes, when do you think he'll
reach normal size?
338
00:14:05,394 --> 00:14:10,199
He's exactly the size he's supposed
to be.
339
00:14:11,317 --> 00:14:12,701
He just seems small to you
340
00:14:12,701 --> 00:14:16,572
'cause you're so used to looking at
little fatty here.
341
00:14:16,572 --> 00:14:18,040
Fatty?
342
00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:19,041
Oh, yes.
343
00:14:19,041 --> 00:14:23,546
I just love chubby, puffy little
boys.
344
00:14:25,047 --> 00:14:28,050
Oh, Ricky, you're going to have to go
on a diet
345
00:14:28,050 --> 00:14:31,053
or you'll grow up to look like your
mommy.
346
00:14:34,056 --> 00:14:35,891
What's new, Caroline?
347
00:14:35,891 --> 00:14:37,309
Well...
348
00:14:37,309 --> 00:14:39,311
Oh, say, what if I take the children
349
00:14:39,311 --> 00:14:41,814
and put them outside in Stevie's
playpen?
350
00:14:42,314 --> 00:14:44,066
Then they can get acquainted.
351
00:14:44,066 --> 00:14:45,067
Well, all right.
352
00:14:45,067 --> 00:14:46,068
All righty.
353
00:14:46,068 --> 00:14:48,070
There.
354
00:14:57,696 --> 00:14:59,198
There you are.
355
00:14:59,198 --> 00:15:01,700
Now, you be good little boys.
356
00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:03,202
Oh!
357
00:15:03,202 --> 00:15:04,703
Now, what were we saying?
358
00:15:04,703 --> 00:15:07,706
Oh, yes, you were just asking me
what's new.
359
00:15:07,706 --> 00:15:08,707
Yes.
360
00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:12,211
Well, I hate to sound like the doting
mother,
361
00:15:12,211 --> 00:15:15,514
but what do you think little Stevie
did today?
362
00:15:15,514 --> 00:15:19,268
Don't tell me he took a picture of
you for a change.
363
00:15:19,268 --> 00:15:24,640
No, he put two words together for the
first time.
364
00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:26,609
Not until today?
365
00:15:26,609 --> 00:15:28,110
Oh, don't tell me
366
00:15:28,110 --> 00:15:30,863
that Little Ricky has ever put two
words together.
367
00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:32,731
Why, certainly, dear.
368
00:15:32,731 --> 00:15:35,484
I don't mean da-da.
369
00:15:35,985 --> 00:15:37,987
Of course not.
370
00:15:37,987 --> 00:15:40,489
Has he ever said, "Morning, Mommy"?
371
00:15:41,991 --> 00:15:43,292
In English or Spanish?
372
00:15:47,663 --> 00:15:49,915
He speaks Spanish?
373
00:15:49,915 --> 00:15:52,251
Only when he's mad.
374
00:15:52,251 --> 00:15:56,722
Well, Lucy, it certainly was chummy
of you
375
00:15:56,722 --> 00:15:59,224
to drop by like this today.
376
00:15:59,224 --> 00:16:01,727
How long must you stay?
377
00:16:03,729 --> 00:16:06,065
Well, I hate to rush off like this,
378
00:16:06,065 --> 00:16:07,433
but I really must.
379
00:16:07,433 --> 00:16:09,935
Oh, that is a smart suit you're
wearing.
380
00:16:10,436 --> 00:16:11,437
Oh, do you like it?
381
00:16:11,437 --> 00:16:13,272
You know I always have.
382
00:16:16,191 --> 00:16:17,693
I'd like my baby, please.
383
00:16:17,693 --> 00:16:19,695
Where do you keep your child's cage?
384
00:16:20,663 --> 00:16:21,997
Well!
385
00:16:23,449 --> 00:16:26,201
I just hope that little glutton of
yours
386
00:16:26,201 --> 00:16:28,671
hasn't taught my Stevie any bad
habits.
387
00:16:28,671 --> 00:16:30,789
That goes double.
388
00:16:30,789 --> 00:16:34,927
My little Stevie doesn't have any bad
habits.
389
00:16:34,927 --> 00:16:37,296
I hope he doesn't copy any of his
good habits
390
00:16:37,296 --> 00:16:40,099
like scratching himself or peeling
bananas with his feet.
391
00:16:44,937 --> 00:16:46,855
Thanks for a lovely time.
392
00:16:46,855 --> 00:16:48,140
You're welcome.
393
00:16:52,144 --> 00:16:54,646
So I said, "Well, I hope Little Ricky
doesn't copy
394
00:16:54,646 --> 00:16:57,649
"any of his good habits like
scratching himself
395
00:16:57,649 --> 00:16:59,485
or peeling bananas with his feet,"
and we left.
396
00:16:59,485 --> 00:17:00,986
Oh, Lucy, what's this going to do
397
00:17:00,986 --> 00:17:02,871
to Ricky's TV show tomorrow?
398
00:17:02,871 --> 00:17:05,874
Charlie will probably cancel the
whole thing.
399
00:17:05,874 --> 00:17:07,876
Oh, Ricky's going to be furious.
400
00:17:07,876 --> 00:17:09,878
I know, but I couldn't help it.
401
00:17:09,878 --> 00:17:12,664
I felt like a mother bear defending
her cub.
402
00:17:12,664 --> 00:17:14,049
Well, when you tell him,
403
00:17:14,049 --> 00:17:15,384
I'd hate to be in your shoes.
404
00:17:15,384 --> 00:17:18,337
It's not my shoes I'm worried about.
405
00:17:18,337 --> 00:17:19,755
Hi, honey.
406
00:17:19,755 --> 00:17:21,256
Hi, Ethel.
407
00:17:21,256 --> 00:17:22,257
Hi.
Hi.
408
00:17:22,257 --> 00:17:23,258
Ethel, I come over to tell you
409
00:17:23,759 --> 00:17:24,143
I'm going to the market to get a
chicken.
410
00:17:24,143 --> 00:17:25,144
A chicken?
411
00:17:25,644 --> 00:17:26,395
I got one in the oven.
412
00:17:26,395 --> 00:17:27,179
(gasps)
413
00:17:27,179 --> 00:17:29,565
Oh, I forgot all about it!
414
00:17:29,565 --> 00:17:31,817
Never mind, it's too late.
415
00:17:31,817 --> 00:17:33,402
Is it very burned?
416
00:17:33,402 --> 00:17:35,320
Well, if we had three and 20 more,
417
00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:37,156
we could bake them in a pie.
418
00:17:37,156 --> 00:17:37,990
Oh, dear.
419
00:17:38,490 --> 00:17:39,491
Hey, I was just telling Fred
420
00:17:39,491 --> 00:17:41,326
about rehearsal for the television
show.
421
00:17:41,326 --> 00:17:42,694
It was wonderful.
It's going to be
422
00:17:42,694 --> 00:17:43,529
a great show tomorrow night.
423
00:17:43,529 --> 00:17:44,496
Oh?
424
00:17:45,414 --> 00:17:46,331
Oh. Uh-oh.
425
00:17:46,331 --> 00:17:48,167
Well, come on, Fred.
Let's go.
426
00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:49,034
Well, what's your rush?
427
00:17:49,034 --> 00:17:50,536
Well, we got get to the market
428
00:17:50,536 --> 00:17:52,037
and get a chicken right now.
Oh, all right, all right.
429
00:17:54,039 --> 00:17:55,541
Oh, those two.
430
00:17:58,544 --> 00:18:00,546
Uh... Ricky?
431
00:18:00,546 --> 00:18:01,547
Yes, honey.
432
00:18:02,047 --> 00:18:03,048
Uh, I was just thinking
433
00:18:03,048 --> 00:18:05,551
about your television show for
Charlie Appleby.
434
00:18:05,551 --> 00:18:07,553
I don't think that's a very good
thing for you.
435
00:18:08,053 --> 00:18:09,555
Not a good thing for me?
436
00:18:09,555 --> 00:18:12,057
Why, it's my big chance to get in my
own television show.
437
00:18:12,057 --> 00:18:13,976
Well, what do you want with that?
438
00:18:13,976 --> 00:18:15,477
Television isn't going to last.
439
00:18:15,477 --> 00:18:16,478
It's just a fad.
440
00:18:17,946 --> 00:18:19,198
A fad?
441
00:18:19,198 --> 00:18:21,867
Yeah, like flagpole-sitting or
swallowing goldfish.
442
00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:24,319
Lucy, what are you talking about?
443
00:18:24,319 --> 00:18:26,321
Well, besides, Charlie's...
444
00:18:26,321 --> 00:18:28,824
Charlie's station doesn't come in
clear.
445
00:18:28,824 --> 00:18:29,825
You get all distorted.
446
00:18:30,325 --> 00:18:31,326
What?
447
00:18:31,326 --> 00:18:33,328
Yeah, you look all funny like this.
448
00:18:34,830 --> 00:18:38,667
Babalu, babalu, babalu, ay-aye.
449
00:18:38,667 --> 00:18:42,588
Lucy, what are you up to?
450
00:18:42,588 --> 00:18:45,724
Nothing, but I just don't want you
disappointed
451
00:18:45,724 --> 00:18:48,727
if television turns out to be a big
flop.
452
00:18:48,727 --> 00:18:50,229
Well, honey, thank you very much,
453
00:18:50,229 --> 00:18:52,231
but I'll take my chances.
454
00:18:52,231 --> 00:18:53,232
Oh.
455
00:18:59,021 --> 00:19:00,322
I think I'll call Caroline
456
00:19:00,322 --> 00:19:02,574
and see what she's doing tomorrow
night.
457
00:19:02,574 --> 00:19:03,692
Okay.
458
00:19:24,263 --> 00:19:26,265
Oh, hello.
459
00:19:26,265 --> 00:19:27,766
Oh, hello, Charlie?
460
00:19:27,766 --> 00:19:29,268
Oh, Charlie, this is Lucy...
461
00:19:29,268 --> 00:19:30,769
Lucy Ricardo.
462
00:19:30,769 --> 00:19:31,520
Oh, fine, thanks.
463
00:19:31,803 --> 00:19:33,305
Is Caroline th...?
464
00:19:34,306 --> 00:19:35,307
What?
465
00:19:35,307 --> 00:19:38,310
Oh, Charlie, that's terrible.
466
00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:40,812
The cameraman?
467
00:19:41,313 --> 00:19:42,814
Mumps?!
468
00:19:42,814 --> 00:19:44,116
Oh, for heaven's sake.
469
00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:46,034
And the studio's going to be
quarantined?
470
00:19:46,034 --> 00:19:48,036
And you won't be able to make any
shows there
471
00:19:48,036 --> 00:19:50,038
for a couple of weeks, huh?
472
00:19:50,038 --> 00:19:51,290
Oh, well, I'll tell Ricky...
473
00:19:51,290 --> 00:19:52,457
(telephone rings)
I'll...
474
00:19:54,159 --> 00:19:55,494
I'll tell Ricky...
475
00:19:55,994 --> 00:19:58,046
(telephone rings)
476
00:19:59,047 --> 00:20:00,332
Well...
477
00:20:00,332 --> 00:20:04,002
(telephone rings)
478
00:20:08,006 --> 00:20:09,007
Hello.
479
00:20:09,007 --> 00:20:10,392
Oh, hello, Charlie, this is Ricky.
480
00:20:10,392 --> 00:20:13,145
Charlie, I don't...
481
00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:15,264
But Charlie, I...
482
00:20:15,264 --> 00:20:16,732
but...
483
00:20:16,732 --> 00:20:17,983
but...
484
00:20:17,983 --> 00:20:21,320
Charlie, Ch...
Don't hang up, Charlie.
485
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:22,821
I'll explain.
486
00:20:30,329 --> 00:20:31,163
That was Charlie.
487
00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:33,115
Charlie who?
488
00:20:33,615 --> 00:20:34,616
You know Charlie who.
489
00:20:34,616 --> 00:20:36,118
What did you say to Caroline?
490
00:20:36,618 --> 00:20:37,920
Caroline who?
Oh, Charlie who's wife?
491
00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:39,788
Yeah.
492
00:20:40,789 --> 00:20:41,790
And I don't get the job.
493
00:20:41,790 --> 00:20:43,292
Well, that's show business.
494
00:20:43,292 --> 00:20:45,177
You know, there's no business like
show business.
495
00:20:45,177 --> 00:20:47,763
Yesterday, they told you you will not
go far.
496
00:20:48,263 --> 00:20:50,766
Tomorrow, on your dressing room, they
hang a star?
497
00:20:50,766 --> 00:20:53,185
Lucy, what did you say to Caroline?
498
00:20:53,185 --> 00:20:55,187
Nothing. Nothing that should upset
her.
499
00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:56,688
I just said that little Stevie
500
00:20:57,189 --> 00:20:59,691
was scrawny and little and looked
like a monkey.
501
00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:01,193
Oh, is that all?
502
00:21:01,193 --> 00:21:02,444
Yeah.
503
00:21:02,444 --> 00:21:04,229
What did you say that for?!
504
00:21:04,229 --> 00:21:05,230
What did you say that for?!
505
00:21:05,731 --> 00:21:07,232
What did you have to go over there
for?
506
00:21:07,232 --> 00:21:09,234
Why don't you stay here where you
belong?
507
00:21:09,234 --> 00:21:10,235
What are you trying to do to me?
508
00:21:10,736 --> 00:21:11,536
Well?
509
00:21:11,820 --> 00:21:13,822
I'm still working on what'd I say
that for?
510
00:21:16,241 --> 00:21:18,243
Uno de estos dias te voy a...
511
00:21:18,243 --> 00:21:20,245
(makes cracking sound)
512
00:21:26,718 --> 00:21:28,053
You wouldn't dare.
513
00:21:28,387 --> 00:21:30,389
Okay, now, you started this,
514
00:21:30,389 --> 00:21:32,758
so you're going to finish it.
515
00:21:32,758 --> 00:21:35,260
Well, what'll I have to do?
516
00:21:35,761 --> 00:21:36,762
You're going to get me
517
00:21:36,762 --> 00:21:38,764
back on that television show.
518
00:21:38,764 --> 00:21:39,765
How?
519
00:21:39,765 --> 00:21:40,766
I don't know how,
520
00:21:41,266 --> 00:21:42,267
but if you dun't, All right.
521
00:21:42,267 --> 00:21:44,269
I'll, I'll...
I will, I will, Ricky.
522
00:21:44,269 --> 00:21:45,771
I'll get you back on the show.
523
00:21:45,771 --> 00:21:48,240
Don't even think of what you'll do if
I "dun't."
524
00:21:51,743 --> 00:21:53,745
Ahora, i��que va!
525
00:21:57,249 --> 00:21:59,251
If you're romantic, chum
526
00:21:59,251 --> 00:22:03,622
Pack up your thoughts and come to
Acapulco
527
00:22:03,622 --> 00:22:05,624
You put your cares in hock
528
00:22:05,624 --> 00:22:10,629
And throw away your clock in Acapulco
529
00:22:10,629 --> 00:22:12,631
Where you can be as lazy
530
00:22:12,631 --> 00:22:16,885
As a daisy drifting in a blue lagoon
531
00:22:16,885 --> 00:22:19,187
You're wide awake at night
532
00:22:19,187 --> 00:22:23,692
Because you do your dreaming in the
afternoon.
533
00:22:23,692 --> 00:22:27,195
You'll get a Latin glow way down in
Mexico
534
00:22:27,195 --> 00:22:30,065
Below the border
535
00:22:30,065 --> 00:22:34,069
And in a spot like this, if you
refuse a kiss
536
00:22:34,069 --> 00:22:37,572
You're out of order
537
00:22:37,572 --> 00:22:41,076
And when the moon is new, it's like a
honeydew
538
00:22:41,076 --> 00:22:43,578
Come on and get yourself a slice
539
00:22:43,578 --> 00:22:46,581
And if you can't say Acapulco
540
00:22:46,581 --> 00:22:49,084
Then you can call it paradise.
541
00:22:49,084 --> 00:22:50,585
Yeah!
542
00:22:55,590 --> 00:22:57,092
Look out, look out, look out.
543
00:23:17,446 --> 00:23:19,865
You'll need some new huaraches
544
00:23:19,865 --> 00:23:24,703
When the mariachis start to play
there
545
00:23:24,703 --> 00:23:26,621
And after you depart
546
00:23:26,621 --> 00:23:31,626
You know your crazy heart may want to
stay there
547
00:23:31,626 --> 00:23:35,130
And if the moon is new, it's like a
honeydew
548
00:23:35,130 --> 00:23:38,133
Come on and get yourself a slice
549
00:23:38,133 --> 00:23:41,136
And if you can't say Acapulco
550
00:23:41,136 --> 00:23:43,472
Then you can call it paradise
551
00:23:45,941 --> 00:23:49,945
And if I haven't sold you with the
things I've told you
552
00:23:49,945 --> 00:23:52,447
Then I must repeat it twice
553
00:23:52,447 --> 00:23:55,784
That if you can't say Acapulco
554
00:23:55,784 --> 00:24:05,293
Then you can call it paradise.
555
00:24:05,293 --> 00:24:09,714
(applause)
556
00:24:10,215 --> 00:24:11,716
Thank you.
557
00:24:13,218 --> 00:24:15,504
Thank you, thank you very much,
ladies and gentlemen.
558
00:24:15,504 --> 00:24:17,839
And now I have a surprise for you.
559
00:24:18,340 --> 00:24:20,842
You know, most performers don't like
560
00:24:20,842 --> 00:24:23,845
to have babies with them in their
show
561
00:24:23,845 --> 00:24:28,350
because they say that the babies
always steal all the scenes.
562
00:24:28,350 --> 00:24:33,355
But my wife found such a cute baby
today,
563
00:24:33,355 --> 00:24:39,361
such an adorable child with such
great personality,
564
00:24:39,361 --> 00:24:42,864
so beautiful, so intelligent,
565
00:24:42,864 --> 00:24:47,869
that she insisted that I put this
child on the show tonight.
566
00:24:47,869 --> 00:24:49,871
So now, ladies and gentlemen,
567
00:24:49,871 --> 00:24:52,374
it is my pleasure to introduce to you
568
00:24:52,374 --> 00:24:55,710
my wife, Lucy, with her idea of the
most beautiful baby
569
00:24:55,710 --> 00:24:58,013
in the whole wide world.
570
00:24:58,013 --> 00:24:59,514
And here they are--
571
00:24:59,514 --> 00:25:02,267
Lucy and little Stevie Appleby.
572
00:25:11,309 --> 00:25:13,028
(I Love Lucy theme music plays)
573
00:25:13,528 --> 00:25:17,532
Captioned by Media Access Group at
WGBH access.wgbh.org
574
00:25:21,036 --> 00:25:24,039
ANNOUNCER: Caroline was played by
Doris Singleton,
575
00:25:24,039 --> 00:25:25,540
and Charlie by Hy Averback.
576
00:26:07,499 --> 00:26:09,968
I Love Lucy is a Desilu production.
577
00:26:09,968 --> 00:26:11,937
Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz
578
00:26:11,937 --> 00:26:14,205
will be back next week at this same
time.
579
00:26:16,207 --> 00:26:18,743
This is the CBS television network.
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