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(I Love Lucy theme music plays)
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Isn't that good?
Isn't that good?
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That's a boy.
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Ooh, what a face!
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What a face, what a face.
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You want to get down
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and walk for Mama a little bit?
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Let's see how much we can walk today,
huh?
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Come on.
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Oh, sweetie.
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Let's see how much we can walk now.
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Walk for Mama.
Come on, come on.
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Come on, walk.
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Aw, come on, now.
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Give me a step or two.
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Come on, try it.
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Try it.
Come on, sweetheart.
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Come on. Come on.
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That's a fella.
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That a boy.
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That a fella.
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Come on.
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That a fella.
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There he is.
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Do you like this?
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Such a good boy.
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We take our nap now, huh?
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Should we take our nap now?
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(mouthing words)
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Good morning, Lucy.
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Oh, hi.
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I brought up your mail.
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Oh, thank you very much.
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Oh! Oh, Ethel, look!
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Life, the magazine--
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the one with our pictures in it.
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Is this the one with your pictures in
it?
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Yeah, well, let me have it now.
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Well, I'll find 'em for you.
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Honey, I can find it.
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It's my magazine and my pictures are
in it.
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"Life visits an orchestra leader at
home"-- page 43.
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Oh, I'm so excited.
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I wonder what my hair looks like.
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Oh, you know, the beauty parlor did
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a whole new makeup on me that day.
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Yeah, I know.
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All right, all right.
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Oh, and I had on a new dress.
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Oh! Oh, here it is.
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Isn't that wonderful?
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Oh, that's just great!
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Look, Ricky practicing at the piano.
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Oh, doesn't he look great?
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Look at that expression.
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Oh, here he is making arroz con pollo
in the kitchen.
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I've seen him like that a dozen
times.
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Doesn't that look natural?
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Oh, look at the baby.
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Oh, isn't he a little doll?
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Yeah.
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Oh, here's Ricky teaching Little
Ricky
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to play the conga drum.
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I didn't know they took one like
that.
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Isn't that wonderful?
That's awful cute.
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(gasps)
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Look at that big picture of Ricky.
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Isn't that wonderful?
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Oh, yeah.
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That's all?
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I must have missed something.
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No, that's all.
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Gee, three whole pages of pictures!
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Well, so what happened to me?
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There are no pictures of me there.
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Oh, yes, there are.
I saw them.
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You did not.
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I did, too.
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You were in this, uh... Uh...
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Yeah, there you are.
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Where?
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There-- holding the baby.
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Oh, great.
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That's a fine picture of my left arm.
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Oh, come now.
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And after all the trouble I went
through.
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I told all my friends to look for
pictures of me.
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Now, Lucy.
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If they don't recognize my left arm,
I'm dead.
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Oh, it isn't everybody
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who gets her arm in Life magazine.
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Oh, I don't want my arm in there.
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I want my face in there.
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For heaven's sake.
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If I'd known what they were up to,
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I'd have held the baby in my mouth.
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Hey, 20 million people read this
magazine.
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Why, your arm will be famous.
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Thanks.
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Oh, don't be so unhappy.
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Think of how much good it'll do
Ricky's career.
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Oh, sure, what about my career?
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You don't have a career.
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Exactly, and why?
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Publicity like this.
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Oh, now, Lucy.
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It's a wonder I've got where I am.
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Where are you?
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Oh, shut up!
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(door buzzer sounds)
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Who's that?
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Hi, honey!
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We made it!
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We made it!
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Look! Look!
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It's all over the place!
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We're in Life magazine!
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Yes, I saw us.
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Oh, isn't that wonder...?
How about that?
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Oh, it's just wonderful, Ricky.
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We got more pages than the two-headed
alligator.
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And the wonderful pictures of the
baby?
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Yeah, wonderful.
Oh, boy.
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Look at the picture of me at the
piano.
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Isn't that good?
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I got kind of a funny expression on
my face, though.
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Oh, I don't know.
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It isn't as funny as the expression
on my elbow.
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Huh?
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How did you like the pictures of me,
dear?
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Oh, beautiful, honey.
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I thought you never looked better.
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Oh, thank you.
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Oh, we ought to be
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the happiest two people in the whole
world.
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Well, the happiest one and a quarter
anyway.
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What do you mean?
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I hate to be the one to point this
out, Ricky,
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but there's a certain loved one
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whose picture does not appear in
there.
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Who?
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Me.
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Oh, now, don't be silly, you're in
here.
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I am?
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Sure...
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Oh, that's right, you're not.
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(in mocking tone:)
Oh, that's right, you're not.
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Well, gee, I'm sorry.
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You don't have to get mad at me.
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It's not my fault.
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It is, too.
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How can it be my fault?
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They would have printed my picture,
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but they didn't because I'm not
famous,
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and the only reason I'm not famous
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is because you've never given me an
opportunity
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to display my talents.
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Oh, no.
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Now, Ricky, you listen to me...
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Now, you listen to me.
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If you don't mind,
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I don't want to listen to either of
you.
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Now, no low blows and watch your
kidney punches.
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Go to your corners,
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and when the door slams, come out
fighting.
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And may the best man win.
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(door slams)
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Now, Ricky...
Now. listen...
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I don't want to go into a long
discussion
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of why you should be in show
business.
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I will save you a lot of time and a
lot of breath.
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I will give you an answer right now:
no.
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But I want a career.
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You have a career.
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Being a mother is very important, you
know.
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I know that, and it's only because of
Little Ricky
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that I want to get my break in show
business.
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Well, I know I'm going to be sorry I
asked this,
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but how do you figure?
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Well, you just think ahead a little
bit.
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When Little Ricky goes to school
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and some of his playmates asks
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who his parents are...
Yeah?
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just what is he going to have to say?
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"My father is Ricky Ricardo,
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"the internationally known
entertainer,
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"and then there's my mother,
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whose name escapes me for the
moment."
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Oh, the poor, poor child.
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Yeah, well.
(baby cries)
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You see?
He heard me.
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He's so humiliated he's crying
already.
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Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay.
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Hiya, Fred.
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Hey!
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Aren't you the fella
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that I saw in Life's magazine today?
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Gosh!
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Could I get your autograph?
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Oh, shut up, Fred.
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What's the matter, Rick?
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Gosh, I thought you'd be feeling
great
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after all that publicity.
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Well, do you happen to notice that
they didn't put
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one of Lucy's pictures in the
magazine?
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So what? The spread was about you.
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Well, that's what she's mad about.
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She said if I hadn't kept her out of
show business,
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the spread would have been about both
of us.
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Oh, now, don't tell me:
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So she wants to get the act again,
huh?
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To put it mildly, yeah.
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Well, it's all your own fault.
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Not you, too.
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Well, I've always felt
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that you handled the thing wrong,
Rick.
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Huh?
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How much did Lucy pay you
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to come in here and say that?
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Oh, now, don't get me wrong.
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She's like a million other people
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that are trying to break into show
business.
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All they see is the glamour and the
stardom.
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So?
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So, why don't you give her a job,
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and let her see
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how much good, hard work there is in
it?
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Hey...
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you might got something there.
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Yeah.
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That's a wonderful idea.
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Sure.
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Yes, sir.
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I think that's a good idea.
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I will give her a job in the show.
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Sure, give her a job-- even if it's a
job in the chorus.
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Please, Fred, how dare you say that?
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I'll make her a star.
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Then she'll really find out what hard
work is.
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Mmm, Ricky, you can be a meanie when
you want to be.
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Listen, I'll tell you what.
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Yeah?
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Go over to your apartment
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and call me on the telephone, will
you?
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Okay. Who am I supposed to be?
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It doesn't matter.
Just ring and then I'll take it from
there.
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All right.
Okay?
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All right.
Thank you, Fred.
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You're welcome.
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(chuckles)
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Hurry up.
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I will.
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(mouthing words)
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(phone rings)
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Hello?
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What do you mean, I need one more
dancer?
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Oh, I see.
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Well, what do you want-- a blond or a
brunette?
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Oh, a redhead.
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I see.
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A redhead.
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Well, I don't know.
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I think I'd rather have a brunette.
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Well...
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maybe you're right.
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Maybe a redhead would be better.
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Yeah.
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Listen, how tall a dancer do you
want?
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A small one?
272
00:10:37,870 --> 00:10:40,373
Oh, a tall one, huh?
273
00:10:43,876 --> 00:10:44,877
Well, look,
274
00:10:44,877 --> 00:10:46,379
in comparison to my height,
275
00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:47,880
where should she come to?
276
00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:49,382
Here or here...?
277
00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:51,634
I mean, I don't see exactly what you
mean.
278
00:10:51,634 --> 00:10:54,437
Oh, right about here.
279
00:10:54,437 --> 00:10:55,938
Uh-huh.
280
00:10:55,938 --> 00:10:57,940
Well, if I can think of anybody,
281
00:10:57,940 --> 00:10:59,442
I'll give you a ring.
282
00:10:59,442 --> 00:11:01,277
All right, good-bye, Jerry.
283
00:11:01,277 --> 00:11:02,695
Good-bye.
284
00:11:07,199 --> 00:11:09,485
Look, Ricky-- medium height, red hair
285
00:11:09,485 --> 00:11:12,321
and a dancing fool.
286
00:11:16,242 --> 00:11:18,244
You couldn't possibly mean you
287
00:11:18,244 --> 00:11:20,079
for the dancing part in the show?
288
00:11:20,079 --> 00:11:21,047
Ricky, please?
289
00:11:21,047 --> 00:11:23,049
Please, baby doll, please?
290
00:11:23,049 --> 00:11:24,050
Oh, no, no, honey.
291
00:11:24,050 --> 00:11:26,552
That's completely out of the
question.
292
00:11:26,552 --> 00:11:27,837
Oh, but why?
293
00:11:27,837 --> 00:11:29,638
Well... well, I must admit
294
00:11:29,638 --> 00:11:33,142
that physically you are just right
for it.
295
00:11:33,142 --> 00:11:34,643
Uh...
296
00:11:34,643 --> 00:11:35,644
No, no.
297
00:11:35,644 --> 00:11:38,431
But you just said I was just right.
298
00:11:38,431 --> 00:11:41,317
Yeah, I know, but, honey, it's a big
part.
299
00:11:41,317 --> 00:11:43,319
It's-It's a lot of dancing in it.
300
00:11:43,319 --> 00:11:44,820
Very... a lot of hard work.
301
00:11:44,820 --> 00:11:46,322
You couldn't take it.
302
00:11:46,322 --> 00:11:47,323
Oh, yes, I could.
303
00:11:47,323 --> 00:11:49,825
I'll work day and night.
I know I could.
304
00:11:49,825 --> 00:11:51,193
I'm ready, coach.
Send me in.
305
00:11:53,662 --> 00:11:56,165
Well...
306
00:11:56,165 --> 00:11:58,167
Okay, you talked me into it.
307
00:11:58,167 --> 00:12:00,169
Oh, Ricky!
You're wonderful!
308
00:12:00,169 --> 00:12:02,171
Oh, thank you, honey.
309
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:06,675
(playing upbeat big-band number)
310
00:12:16,685 --> 00:12:17,686
Okay, boys.
311
00:12:17,686 --> 00:12:19,188
Lucy!
312
00:12:19,188 --> 00:12:21,640
Are you ready to rehearse your
number?
313
00:12:22,141 --> 00:12:23,442
LUCY: Yeah, I'm coming.
314
00:12:26,862 --> 00:12:28,864
Ladies and gentlemen,
315
00:12:28,864 --> 00:12:30,149
our new star!
316
00:12:30,149 --> 00:12:31,901
(cheering)
317
00:12:35,821 --> 00:12:40,826
("The Sidewalks of New York" plays)
318
00:12:42,244 --> 00:12:43,245
Oh!
319
00:12:43,245 --> 00:12:45,498
Oh, I got a little crick in my
muscle.
320
00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:47,967
You know, I've been working awful
hard.
321
00:12:47,967 --> 00:12:48,884
She sure has, Ricky.
322
00:12:49,385 --> 00:12:50,886
We've been rehearsing six hours a day
323
00:12:51,387 --> 00:12:52,171
for the last three days.
324
00:12:52,171 --> 00:12:53,055
Well, good, good.
325
00:12:53,556 --> 00:12:54,056
Oh, I liked it, though.
326
00:12:54,557 --> 00:12:55,558
I liked every minute of it.
327
00:12:55,558 --> 00:12:57,059
Well, that's fine, because I'd like
328
00:12:57,059 --> 00:12:58,561
to rehearse your number right now.
329
00:12:58,561 --> 00:13:00,062
Do you know, do you know the number?
330
00:13:00,062 --> 00:13:01,564
Well, I learned all the steps,
331
00:13:01,564 --> 00:13:03,566
but I haven't gone through the whole
routine.
332
00:13:03,566 --> 00:13:05,568
I see. Well, it's what we call a
challenge routine.
333
00:13:06,068 --> 00:13:07,069
What?
334
00:13:07,069 --> 00:13:08,070
A challenge routine.
335
00:13:08,571 --> 00:13:09,438
You see, I do a step,
336
00:13:09,438 --> 00:13:11,941
and then when I finish, I go like
this
337
00:13:11,941 --> 00:13:13,359
and that means you take it.
338
00:13:13,359 --> 00:13:14,360
Then you do a step,
339
00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:16,328
and when you finish, you go like
that,
340
00:13:16,328 --> 00:13:17,613
and that means that I take it.
341
00:13:17,613 --> 00:13:18,614
Uh-huh.
And so on.
342
00:13:19,114 --> 00:13:20,616
Oh, I've seen them do that.
343
00:13:20,616 --> 00:13:21,617
Well, there's nothing to it.
344
00:13:21,617 --> 00:13:22,618
Uh, yeah.
Okay, are you ready?
345
00:13:22,618 --> 00:13:24,119
Uh-huh.
Okay.
346
00:13:24,119 --> 00:13:26,121
All right, boys, we start the
challenge routine off
347
00:13:26,121 --> 00:13:27,873
from the very top.
Come over here.
348
00:13:28,374 --> 00:13:29,875
The entrance, you stand behind me,
see,
349
00:13:29,875 --> 00:13:31,877
and you start with the right foot.
350
00:13:31,877 --> 00:13:32,878
Yeah, I know.
All right?
351
00:13:32,878 --> 00:13:33,879
Boys, are you ready?
352
00:13:33,879 --> 00:13:35,181
One, two!
353
00:13:35,181 --> 00:13:37,299
(fast two-step plays)
354
00:13:45,975 --> 00:13:50,112
(slow soft-shoe number plays)
355
00:13:50,112 --> 00:13:59,121
(fast swing music plays)
356
00:13:59,121 --> 00:14:05,127
(soft-shoe number continues)
357
00:14:05,628 --> 00:14:18,807
(swing music continues)
358
00:14:19,258 --> 00:14:24,730
(soft-shoe number continues)
359
00:14:24,730 --> 00:14:39,161
(swing music continues)
360
00:14:39,662 --> 00:14:40,663
(music stops)
361
00:14:40,663 --> 00:14:44,033
Listen, how come I'm doing all the
dancing?
362
00:14:47,036 --> 00:14:49,038
Well, honey, you are the star.
363
00:14:49,038 --> 00:14:51,257
Oh, that's right.
364
00:14:51,257 --> 00:15:00,849
(swing music continues)
365
00:15:00,966 --> 00:15:06,055
(soft-shoe number continues)
366
00:15:06,055 --> 00:15:15,698
(swing music continues)
367
00:15:15,698 --> 00:15:16,448
What's the matter?
368
00:15:16,815 --> 00:15:17,816
Nothing.
369
00:15:17,816 --> 00:15:18,817
I'm fine.
370
00:15:18,817 --> 00:15:20,319
Well, that's good, you know.
371
00:15:20,819 --> 00:15:22,321
We've got to learn this number today.
372
00:15:22,821 --> 00:15:25,324
We've got about two more hours of
rehearsal yet.
373
00:15:25,324 --> 00:15:27,326
That's all right.
Go ahead, I'm ready.
374
00:15:27,326 --> 00:15:28,827
All right.
375
00:15:28,827 --> 00:15:30,329
Okay, on your feet now.
Let's go.
376
00:15:30,329 --> 00:15:32,331
(moans)
377
00:15:32,331 --> 00:15:33,832
Here, here, I'll help you, honey.
378
00:15:33,832 --> 00:15:34,833
Up you go. Come on.
Up you go.
379
00:15:35,334 --> 00:15:37,836
Oh... Up she goes.
380
00:15:37,836 --> 00:15:38,837
Oh!
381
00:15:38,837 --> 00:15:40,339
Oop!
382
00:15:41,340 --> 00:15:42,675
Now, here we go now.
383
00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:44,593
Let's get up.
384
00:15:47,596 --> 00:15:48,597
You all right?
385
00:15:48,597 --> 00:15:49,348
Yes, sir.
386
00:15:49,348 --> 00:15:50,683
Okay.
387
00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:53,185
Let's take it from the very top.
388
00:15:53,185 --> 00:15:54,019
All right?
389
00:15:59,608 --> 00:16:01,610
It's no use, boy, I can't do it.
390
00:16:01,610 --> 00:16:02,411
I can't do it.
391
00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:08,334
Here, honey, I'll help you up.
392
00:16:08,334 --> 00:16:09,835
Up...
up you go now.
393
00:16:09,835 --> 00:16:11,587
Up.
394
00:16:11,870 --> 00:16:13,789
Now, you see, honey, I was afraid of
this.
395
00:16:13,789 --> 00:16:15,290
You see, all you were thinking was
396
00:16:15,290 --> 00:16:17,292
about the glamour and the stardom.
397
00:16:17,292 --> 00:16:18,794
You never realized how much hard work
398
00:16:18,794 --> 00:16:20,295
goes into show business.
399
00:16:20,295 --> 00:16:21,296
Yeah, I guess you're right.
400
00:16:21,296 --> 00:16:22,798
I'm sorry I let you down.
401
00:16:22,798 --> 00:16:24,800
I'd just like to go home and rest,
thank you.
402
00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:26,301
All right, honey.
403
00:16:26,301 --> 00:16:28,303
Look, now, don't forget...
404
00:16:28,804 --> 00:16:30,806
don't forget I gave you your big
chance.
405
00:16:30,806 --> 00:16:32,307
Oh, yes, honey.
You were wonderful.
406
00:16:32,307 --> 00:16:33,442
I'm pooped.
407
00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:36,311
Now, honey...
Honey, I...
408
00:16:36,812 --> 00:16:37,813
I wish there was something else
409
00:16:37,813 --> 00:16:39,114
for you to do in the show,
410
00:16:39,114 --> 00:16:40,532
but there isn't, you know.
411
00:16:40,532 --> 00:16:42,034
Oh, that's all right.
I understand.
412
00:16:43,485 --> 00:16:44,987
Hey, Ricky, you still need a girl
413
00:16:45,487 --> 00:16:47,740
in that balcony during the Spanish
scene.
414
00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:49,074
What girl?
415
00:16:49,074 --> 00:16:50,409
What balcony?
416
00:16:50,409 --> 00:16:52,828
Honey, honey, honey, look, look,
look...
417
00:16:53,328 --> 00:16:54,329
What girl?
418
00:16:54,329 --> 00:16:55,330
Honey, you wouldn't like it.
419
00:16:55,831 --> 00:16:57,833
Look, all she does is just sit in the
balcony
420
00:16:57,833 --> 00:16:59,334
and holds a rose in her teeth.
421
00:16:59,334 --> 00:17:01,303
All she does is just sit there?
422
00:17:01,804 --> 00:17:03,305
Yeah.
423
00:17:03,305 --> 00:17:04,306
Can I do it, Ricky?
424
00:17:04,306 --> 00:17:06,308
Oh, you wouldn't want to do that,
honey.
425
00:17:06,308 --> 00:17:07,309
Oh, yes, I would, yes, I would.
Really.
426
00:17:07,309 --> 00:17:09,812
I told everybody I was going to be in
the show,
427
00:17:09,812 --> 00:17:11,814
and I promise if you let me do it
this time,
428
00:17:11,814 --> 00:17:13,565
I'll never ask you again.
429
00:17:13,565 --> 00:17:16,101
Look, I'm a real good sitter, see?
430
00:17:19,154 --> 00:17:20,272
You really promise?
431
00:17:20,689 --> 00:17:21,690
I promise.
432
00:17:22,191 --> 00:17:22,941
Okay.
433
00:17:22,941 --> 00:17:24,159
Oh, thank you, thank you.
434
00:17:38,323 --> 00:17:39,324
Oh, hi, honey.
435
00:17:39,324 --> 00:17:40,826
Hi. What are you two doing here?
Hi, Luce.
436
00:17:40,826 --> 00:17:41,827
Where's Mrs. Trumbull?
437
00:17:42,327 --> 00:17:43,829
She had to go visit her sister
438
00:17:43,829 --> 00:17:45,831
so Fred and I are baby-sitting.
439
00:17:45,831 --> 00:17:47,332
Oh, swell.
How is the baby?
440
00:17:47,833 --> 00:17:49,334
He's fine.
He's still asleep.
441
00:17:49,334 --> 00:17:50,786
Oh, that's good.
442
00:17:50,786 --> 00:17:52,004
(sighs)
443
00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:54,339
How's the rehearsal going?
444
00:17:54,339 --> 00:17:55,758
Fine.
445
00:17:59,762 --> 00:18:01,764
What's that for?
446
00:18:01,764 --> 00:18:03,265
My part in the show.
447
00:18:03,265 --> 00:18:06,268
See, I sit up on the balcony and hold
a rose in my teeth
448
00:18:06,268 --> 00:18:07,553
and Ricky sings a number to me.
449
00:18:07,553 --> 00:18:09,772
Is that all you do in the show?
450
00:18:09,772 --> 00:18:12,191
Well, it's a very important part.
451
00:18:12,191 --> 00:18:14,693
The whole number revolves around me.
452
00:18:14,693 --> 00:18:17,529
I didn't think he'd have nerve enough
to go through with it.
453
00:18:19,898 --> 00:18:21,233
Go through with what?
454
00:18:21,233 --> 00:18:25,154
Well, he was going to pretend to star
you in a big dance number
455
00:18:25,154 --> 00:18:27,990
and then rehearse you so hard you'd
get tired and quit.
456
00:18:29,458 --> 00:18:31,293
What?
457
00:18:31,293 --> 00:18:33,212
Well, don't get sore.
He didn't do it.
458
00:18:33,212 --> 00:18:35,047
The heck he didn't!
459
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,502
And thanks for telling me.
460
00:18:40,502 --> 00:18:42,838
Me and my big blabbermouth.
461
00:18:42,838 --> 00:18:45,007
So, he let me do all that dancing
462
00:18:45,007 --> 00:18:47,509
and he had no intention of putting me
in the show, huh?
463
00:18:47,509 --> 00:18:49,845
But you said you were in the show.
464
00:18:49,845 --> 00:18:53,265
Oh, sure, all I do is sit there and
hold a rose.
465
00:18:53,265 --> 00:18:55,067
I might as well be a vase.
466
00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:57,436
But you said you had a big important
part
467
00:18:57,936 --> 00:18:59,438
and you said you were doing all
right.
468
00:18:59,438 --> 00:19:01,740
What do you do, write down everything
I say?
469
00:19:05,444 --> 00:19:07,779
I'll get even with him, the bum!
470
00:19:07,779 --> 00:19:09,665
Oh, Lucy...
471
00:19:09,665 --> 00:19:11,667
do me a favor, will you?
472
00:19:11,667 --> 00:19:13,669
Don't tell Ricky I told you.
473
00:19:13,669 --> 00:19:16,171
Fred, I'll do you a favor on one
condition:
474
00:19:16,672 --> 00:19:17,923
What's that, I'm afraid?
475
00:19:17,923 --> 00:19:20,792
You will help me get even with him.
476
00:19:20,792 --> 00:19:21,793
Uh-oh.
477
00:19:21,793 --> 00:19:23,295
Listen, I remember you told me
478
00:19:23,295 --> 00:19:25,797
about a vaudeville act you used to
have.
479
00:19:25,797 --> 00:19:27,799
Now, there's a certain part of that
act
480
00:19:27,799 --> 00:19:29,301
that I think I can use...
481
00:19:29,301 --> 00:19:31,803
if you will enlighten me on a few
facts.
482
00:19:32,971 --> 00:19:38,310
(harp plays)
483
00:19:45,484 --> 00:19:51,373
(playing "Lady of Spain")
484
00:19:57,996 --> 00:20:03,835
RICKY: Night in Madrid, blue and
tender
485
00:20:04,336 --> 00:20:10,676
Spanish moon made silver splendor
486
00:20:10,676 --> 00:20:17,099
Music throbbing plaintive, sobbing
notes
487
00:20:17,099 --> 00:20:20,102
Of a guitar
488
00:20:20,102 --> 00:20:29,995
While ardent caballeros serenade.
489
00:20:29,995 --> 00:20:37,536
Lady of Spain, I adore you
490
00:20:38,003 --> 00:20:42,841
Right from the night I first saw you
491
00:20:43,208 --> 00:20:50,682
My heart has been yearning for you
492
00:20:50,682 --> 00:20:57,439
What else could any heart do?
493
00:20:57,439 --> 00:20:59,608
(enthusiastic applause)
494
00:21:07,316 --> 00:21:14,122
Lady of Spain, I'm appealing
495
00:21:14,122 --> 00:21:20,412
Why should my lips be concealing
496
00:21:20,412 --> 00:21:27,219
All that my eyes are revealing?
497
00:21:27,219 --> 00:21:35,177
Lady of Spain, I love you.
498
00:21:35,177 --> 00:21:40,432
(applause)
499
00:21:44,319 --> 00:21:45,821
Paso doble, paso doble.
500
00:21:46,321 --> 00:21:47,823
("Lady of Spain" plays faster)
501
00:21:48,323 --> 00:21:53,245
Lady of Spain, I'm appealing
502
00:21:53,245 --> 00:21:58,116
Why should my lips be concealing?
503
00:21:58,116 --> 00:22:02,954
All that my eyes are revealing
504
00:22:02,954 --> 00:22:06,124
Lady of Spain, I love you.
505
00:22:06,124 --> 00:22:11,013
(enthusiastic applause)
506
00:22:14,182 --> 00:22:15,183
Thank you.
507
00:22:15,183 --> 00:22:20,639
"Loveliest Night of the Year."
508
00:22:20,639 --> 00:22:26,445
When you are in love
509
00:22:26,445 --> 00:22:31,733
It's the loveliest night of the year
510
00:22:33,735 --> 00:22:38,290
Stars twinkle above
511
00:22:38,290 --> 00:22:43,161
And you almost can touch them from
here
512
00:22:45,213 --> 00:22:50,385
Words fall into rhyme
513
00:22:50,385 --> 00:22:56,892
Every time you are holding me near
514
00:22:56,892 --> 00:23:02,397
When you are in love
515
00:23:02,397 --> 00:23:07,903
It's the loveliest night of the year
516
00:23:08,403 --> 00:23:09,404
(music swells)
517
00:23:09,404 --> 00:23:14,910
Waltzing along in the blue
518
00:23:14,910 --> 00:23:21,917
Like a breeze drifting over the sand
519
00:23:21,917 --> 00:23:26,922
Thrilled by the wonder of you
520
00:23:26,922 --> 00:23:34,429
And the wonderful touch of your hand
521
00:23:34,429 --> 00:23:37,432
And...
522
00:23:37,432 --> 00:23:43,939
My heart starts to beat
523
00:23:44,439 --> 00:23:52,364
Like a child when a birthday is near
524
00:23:52,364 --> 00:23:58,537
So kiss me, my sweet
525
00:23:58,537 --> 00:24:06,795
It's the loveliest night of the
year...
526
00:24:15,637 --> 00:24:17,639
Don't you touch those wires!
527
00:24:18,140 --> 00:24:19,641
Don't you touch those wires!
528
00:24:20,008 --> 00:24:20,675
Let me down!
529
00:24:21,176 --> 00:24:23,178
Ladies... don't you touch those
wires!
530
00:24:23,178 --> 00:24:26,431
Ladies and gentlemen, my version of
"Babalu."
531
00:24:26,431 --> 00:24:27,933
Ay-ay-ay-ay.
532
00:24:27,933 --> 00:24:28,934
(screams)
533
00:24:28,934 --> 00:24:30,735
Ricky!
534
00:24:30,735 --> 00:24:33,522
Babalu...
535
00:24:39,528 --> 00:24:41,496
(I Love Lucy theme music plays)
536
00:24:41,496 --> 00:24:45,500
Captioned by Media Access Group at
WGBH access.wgbh.org
537
00:25:38,503 --> 00:25:41,006
ANNOUNCER: I Love Lucy is a Desilu
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538
00:25:41,006 --> 00:25:43,008
Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz
539
00:25:43,008 --> 00:25:45,343
will be back next week at this same
time.
540
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