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♪ Who's the improbable duo
That you heard about?
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♪ Faster than a scooter
Stronger than metal
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♪ Who's the little girl
And her domesticated rodent?
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♪ Who's still standing
When you see the dust settle?
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♪ It's Hamster
Hamster, Hamster
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♪ Hamster and Gretel
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♪ If they can do it
Then nobody can
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♪ Hamster, Hamster, Hamster
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♪ Hamster and Gretel
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♪ There's also Kevin
In the minivan ♪
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Life's but
a walking shadow told by an idiot.
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Full of sound
and fury, signifying nothing.
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Wow, you're really
hanging out with Fred too much.
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What's wrong?
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There's nothing
to do!
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Go to Bailey's.
I can't.
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She's spending
the day at her grandparent's house.
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Okay, go watch some T. V.
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Ugh, I've already
seen all the shows.
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Okay, go do your homework.
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I already did that.
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Even the math.
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Have you pondered
the meaning of existence?
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What? Didn't you just hear me
quoting Shakespeare?
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Then I have no more
ideas for you.
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Ugh.
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I'm so bored.
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So bored.
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No, no, no, no!
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No.
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What have you done?
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(EXCLAIMS)
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You're bored?
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Let's fix that.
Shall we?
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Come on.
The bathroom's bored too.
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The whole bathroom?
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Every last tile.
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They're all bored.
Now where's your brother?
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Okay. It's just you.
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But first, clean up
that tumbleweed.
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(GROANS)
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You think it's safe?
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GRETEL: (ON PHONE)
Some big brother you are!
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First sign of trouble,
you abandon me.
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Hey, you knew better
than to say
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the B word
when Mom's around.
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As far as I'm concerned,
it's every man, woman
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and domesticated rodent
for themselves.
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And Hamster,
why did you run?
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She's not going to make
you do chores.
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I got caught up in the moment.
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This is so not fair.
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Now I'm gonna be
stuck here cleaning and you two are
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gonna go off on
some crazy fun buddy buddy adventure.
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Ah, well, I don't think
Hamster and I are...
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See we're more like neutral
co-workers who live together.
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That's so weird.
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Maybe you two should go
hang out together.
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Oh, it'll be like a bro day.
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You two need that.
It'll be fun.
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GRETEL: Go, go, go.
Who are you talking to?
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Bye.
(LINE DISCONNECTS)
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Uh, the shampoo bottle?
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Hey, get off the floor
there, Bottley.
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Keep an eye on her,
Mr. Soap Dispenser.
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So,
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uh...
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You've been into any
new books lately?
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Cause I'm reading
this one about...
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You're making this weird.
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Look, it's only weird if you--
oh, thank you. (PHONE RINGS)
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There's been a
building collapse
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in the warehouse district.
Great! I mean, wait, wait.
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No, not-- not great.
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This is horrible.
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Let me get the van
and we don't have Gretel
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so we're going to have to
do this on our own.
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Oh, okay. I see how it is.
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I'll just follow in the van.
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(GROANS)
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I'm all done. Going to
play outside.
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(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
The bathroom is clean already?
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Yep, it's so shiny
and sparkly.
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Wow,
that is impressive.
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But that was just a warm up.
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Here's a list
of all the things I want you to clean.
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This is cruel and
unusual housekeeping.
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COMPUTER VOICE: You have
arrived at your destination.
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KEVIN: There doesn't
seem to be a building collapse.
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Not creepy at all.
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Hey.
(HIGH-PITCHED SCREAM)
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Hmm. I never took you
for a countertenor.
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Knock it off, Hamster.
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Where's the police
and the firefighters?
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I don't like this.
Something weird is going on.
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(DISTANT CLANGING)
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Stay here, kid.
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Kid? I'm 16.
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By comparison, you're only
a year and a half.
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I'm helping you.
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HAMSTER: I'm not sure how.
You have no powers to protect yourself,
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so it's really more
work for me.
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I bring a lot to the team.
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I come up with practically
all the plans.
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Okay, that part wasn't
part of the plan.
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Wait. Who is this
random child?
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I'm not a kid.
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I'm... 16.
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Ugh, this is so not fair.
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Ah, you should say you're
bored more often.
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I'm finally catching up on
doing absolutely nothing.
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You missed a spot.
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(SCREAMS) What's going on?
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"So sorry.
Just wanted rodent.
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Here's 20 for the
inconvenience, kid."
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Kid? I'm 16.
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But I'll still take the 20.
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Okay, he's still
in there somewhere.
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(CELL PHONE RINGING)
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What catastrophe do you
need my help with now?
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I hate that you know
us so well.
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I need help sneaking
into the warehouse at 246 Porter Ave.
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Kevin, are you
breaking and entering?
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No. We got hit with
knockout gas.
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I need to get back
inside the building to save hamster
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without letting this...
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Exterminator guy
know I'm there.
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Wait, where's Gretel?
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She's at home cleaning
cause she said that she was bored.
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FRED: Out loud?
KEVIN: Yep. Mom heard.
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Amateur move.
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Apparently that warehouse
used to be the old
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go-kart motocross track.
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Oh, I had my
tenth birthday there.
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Yeah, awesome!
Oh, this is so cool! Yeah!
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It's just centrifugal
force and hundreds of hours of practice.
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Well, I was cynical
even back then.
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There is an open air vent on
the east side of the building.
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(SIGHS) There's gonna
be like a thousand spiders in there.
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EXTERMINATOR: Did you
have a nice nap, Hamster?
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Because I didn't.
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I find it very difficult
to nap during the day.
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I throws off my
circadian rhythm.
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Anyway,
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perhaps you're thinking
to yourself,
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"how did this person
I'd never met
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so easily get
the better of me?
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Why is he so determined
to destroy me?"
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Well, I'll tell you anyway.
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EXTERMINATOR: I used to work
in a science lab.
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But we had been
infested with rats.
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So I built the most
sophisticated robotic rat trap
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ever devised.
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But just when I was about to
activate my creation...
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(RAT SCREECHING)
...one of the rats startled me.
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I fell against
my lab partner's recently completed project.
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A device for merging two
objects into one.
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And I was forever merged
with my robotic rat trap.
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Know, so the reason
why I'm no longer a human.
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Therefore, I will destroy them
one by one,
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starting with the most
powerful one of all. You.
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The second most powerful
is Stomps,
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the rabbit that can do math.
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CHORUS:
♪ Stomps, the rabbit who can do math!
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♪ But he doesn't
show his work
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Rabbits are lagomorphs.
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Not rodents.
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Really?
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Go on, you're free.
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(SIGHS)
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Go.
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There's the door.
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Go! Now he's under
the desk.
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Come on, You can do it.
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There you go.
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Glad I didn't have to
destroy you.
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But now I will
destroy you.
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With my army of cyborg rats.
Also created by the accident.
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But that's a story for
another time.
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How did this house
get so dirty?
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Is that
a serious question?
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(GRUNTS)
(LAUGHING AND EXCLAIMING)
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Wait. You mean
it was us?
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Of course it was you.
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You're kids and kids
get things dirty.
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But you only get to be young
for such a short time.
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And I love how you two
still like to spend time together.
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So I can go play
with Kevin now?
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No. You missed a spot.
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(GROANS)
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Okay, I'm in. And there's
a surprising lack of spiders.
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That's probably what the
spiders want you to think.
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You're not helping.
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♪ Get ready for a rumble
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♪ Get ready, get ready, ooh!
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♪ Get ready for a rumble
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♪ Get ready, get ready, ooh!
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♪ Get ready for a rumble ♪
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You really think
you're so tough?
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Well, let's see how tough
you are against Pi Rat!
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EXTERMINATOR: See,
his name works on multiple levels.
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He's got a pi symbol there on
his chest, and he's a rat.
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He's also pirate themed.
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I couldn't find a parrot.
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But his eye is a lazer.
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Oh, and he also cooks pies.
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But not for you!
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(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
You know what?
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I'm going to take a break
and get some nachos.
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But you keep fighting.
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Hamster, I got a plan.
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See if you can
draw his fire.
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Here.
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Here.
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Yes. Now, here!
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Almost.
And here.
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Now run, Hamster. Run!
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(SCREAMS) This is worse
than spiders!
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EXTERMINATOR: Hmm.
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(BOTH SCREAMING)
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Faster... I can't run...
I really didn't think this out...
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(BOTH EXCLAIM)
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I see you've defeated
my Pi Rat.
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But you will never defeat
the Exterminator!
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Ow!
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So, good bro day?
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Good bro day.
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GRETEL: I'm here. I'm here.
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Fred told me what happened.
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Oh man, did I miss everything?
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(GRUNTING)
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Pretty much,
but we got it.
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Well, I'm glad
you two bros had fun.
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Wait. How'd you escape
Mom and the mop?
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It's a tragic story.
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(YAWNS) Oh, man.
I am so bored.
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(ECHOING) I am so bored...
I am so bored...
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You're bored?
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Gretel, you go play
with your brother.
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Freedom!
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The lawn needs mowing.
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ALL: Amateur move.
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