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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,185 --> 00:00:02,421 And it's been almost a year, okay? 2 00:00:02,547 --> 00:00:04,572 It is beyond time that they reboot "Spider-Man" again. 3 00:00:04,656 --> 00:00:06,133 Yeah, you're right. I love it. 4 00:00:06,218 --> 00:00:07,469 But who can replace Tom Holland? 5 00:00:07,554 --> 00:00:09,229 I'll tell you who... That little magical cutie, 6 00:00:09,313 --> 00:00:10,814 that Harry Potter. 7 00:00:10,898 --> 00:00:12,086 Daniel Radcliffe? Yeah. 8 00:00:12,171 --> 00:00:13,236 He's already in a franchise. 9 00:00:13,320 --> 00:00:14,943 You can't just swing from franchise to franchise. 10 00:00:15,027 --> 00:00:17,320 Then why do I have to see Chris Pratt everywhere? It's okay. 11 00:00:17,404 --> 00:00:20,031 No, I want a thicc Spider-Man, like 50 Cent. 12 00:00:20,115 --> 00:00:22,408 Should be Black anyways. Costume got a built-in durag. 13 00:00:22,492 --> 00:00:24,619 Well, if they do go with a Black actor, 14 00:00:24,703 --> 00:00:28,706 I hope they go with that Mr. Brian Austin Green. 15 00:00:28,790 --> 00:00:32,252 I'm so proud of that young man and all of his success. 16 00:00:32,336 --> 00:00:33,962 Uh... Tuh-tuh-tuh! 17 00:00:34,046 --> 00:00:35,964 So, there are a bunch of white celebrities 18 00:00:36,048 --> 00:00:38,216 who Barbara thinks are Black. 19 00:00:38,300 --> 00:00:41,386 Like, Brian Austin Green would be Brian Tyree Henry. 20 00:00:41,470 --> 00:00:44,055 Ooh, I see you, little Carrie Underwood. 21 00:00:44,139 --> 00:00:45,140 Good morning. 22 00:00:45,224 --> 00:00:46,224 Kerry Washington. 23 00:00:46,308 --> 00:00:47,851 I'm going straight home, 24 00:00:47,935 --> 00:00:50,335 put on a little Millie Bobby Brown. 25 00:00:50,843 --> 00:00:51,896 Bobby Brown. 26 00:00:51,980 --> 00:00:53,356 No one's done more for Black actors 27 00:00:53,440 --> 00:00:55,320 than Tommy Lee Jones. 28 00:00:55,875 --> 00:00:57,068 James Earl Jones. 29 00:00:57,152 --> 00:00:59,362 And we just let her keep thinking that. 30 00:00:59,446 --> 00:01:00,363 It's easier. 31 00:01:00,447 --> 00:01:01,865 And if they go with a woman, 32 00:01:01,949 --> 00:01:05,159 you cannot go wrong with the splendid, 33 00:01:05,243 --> 00:01:08,079 the wonderful Michelle Williams. 34 00:01:08,163 --> 00:01:09,205 Mm-mm-mm! 35 00:01:09,289 --> 00:01:12,333 Now, that is one talented diva. 36 00:01:12,417 --> 00:01:15,044 Mm, yes. Mm-hmm. 37 00:01:15,128 --> 00:01:17,338 She is arguably the third best child of Destiny. 38 00:01:17,422 --> 00:01:20,133 And all the way to the Academy Awards 39 00:01:20,217 --> 00:01:22,218 from "Dawson's Creek." 40 00:01:22,302 --> 00:01:24,596 Oh, yes, Michelle. Mm. 41 00:01:24,680 --> 00:01:25,930 So close. 42 00:01:26,014 --> 00:01:27,648 Maker's "Hold'em" playing... 43 00:01:27,732 --> 00:01:29,732 *ABBOTT'S ELEMENTARY* Season 02 Episode 02 44 00:01:29,816 --> 00:01:31,625 Episode Title: "Wrong Delivery" Aired on: September 28, 2022. 45 00:01:31,742 --> 00:01:37,017 [♪♪] 46 00:01:38,193 --> 00:01:39,903 Summer's supposed to be over. 47 00:01:39,987 --> 00:01:41,279 Are we sure this AC is on? 48 00:01:41,363 --> 00:01:43,948 Oh, it is on, but that thing is older than Mr. Johnson. 49 00:01:44,032 --> 00:01:45,992 Yeah, and they both have emphysema. 50 00:01:46,076 --> 00:01:47,660 This is last year's calendar. 51 00:01:47,744 --> 00:01:48,786 No! [ Coughs ] 52 00:01:48,870 --> 00:01:49,829 [ Coughs ] 53 00:01:49,913 --> 00:01:51,664 And that is why we had that up there. 54 00:01:51,748 --> 00:01:54,167 Yeah, now put it back. It's a load-bearing calendar. 55 00:01:54,251 --> 00:01:56,336 Maybe we can use some of the grant money to fix that. 56 00:01:56,420 --> 00:01:58,546 We already decided that we were gonna use that money 57 00:01:58,630 --> 00:01:59,923 for cleaning supplies. 58 00:02:00,007 --> 00:02:01,925 This school is just filthy. 59 00:02:02,009 --> 00:02:03,718 Are my ears burning? Huh? 60 00:02:03,802 --> 00:02:06,054 Mm. 61 00:02:06,138 --> 00:02:07,430 You know what? 62 00:02:07,514 --> 00:02:09,432 I respect Barbara and her lil' daughter Taylor too much 63 00:02:09,516 --> 00:02:10,808 to hit on you publicly. 64 00:02:10,892 --> 00:02:12,561 Nice arms, though. 65 00:02:16,481 --> 00:02:17,899 Me and Taylor? 66 00:02:17,983 --> 00:02:20,026 Oh, um, it's... it's fine. 67 00:02:20,110 --> 00:02:21,694 It's okay. 68 00:02:21,778 --> 00:02:23,655 It's a bit of an awkward situation. 69 00:02:23,739 --> 00:02:27,242 You know that saying, don't, you know, where you eat? 70 00:02:27,326 --> 00:02:30,078 They should also say, don't do that where her mother eats. 71 00:02:30,162 --> 00:02:32,080 Okay, which one of y'all ordered this big stack 72 00:02:32,164 --> 00:02:33,248 of social studies books? 73 00:02:33,332 --> 00:02:36,542 Ooh! Oh, my goodness, they're only a few years old. 74 00:02:36,626 --> 00:02:38,253 Oh, my God, they have Brexit! 75 00:02:38,337 --> 00:02:40,588 And the Flint water crisis. And "Hamilton." 76 00:02:40,672 --> 00:02:42,173 These aren't for Abbott Elementary. 77 00:02:42,257 --> 00:02:44,676 They're for Addington Elementary. 78 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:46,719 Oh, the school down the street? 79 00:02:46,803 --> 00:02:48,221 New books... One of the perks 80 00:02:48,305 --> 00:02:50,056 of turning into a charter school. 81 00:02:50,140 --> 00:02:51,224 They went charter and went up. 82 00:02:51,308 --> 00:02:54,477 From 2012 Khloé K to 2022 Khloé K like that. 83 00:02:54,561 --> 00:02:55,853 Unrecognizable. 84 00:02:55,937 --> 00:02:58,189 I heard they got a lot of good stuff over there. 85 00:02:58,273 --> 00:03:00,525 Well, that building was made by the same World War II architect 86 00:03:00,609 --> 00:03:02,610 as this one, so can't be that great. 87 00:03:02,694 --> 00:03:04,070 Why don't we walk over there 88 00:03:04,154 --> 00:03:06,948 and find out for ourselves during lunch? 89 00:03:07,032 --> 00:03:08,324 Need to get my steps in, 90 00:03:08,408 --> 00:03:10,451 and it's closer to the cheese steak spot... 91 00:03:10,535 --> 00:03:11,661 Another perk. 92 00:03:11,745 --> 00:03:15,373 Only like a block closer, but, yeah, let's do it. 93 00:03:15,457 --> 00:03:17,208 Well, y'all have fun. 94 00:03:17,292 --> 00:03:18,543 I'll be here at work, working. 95 00:03:20,003 --> 00:03:22,089 What? My followers aren't gonna influence themselves. 96 00:03:25,092 --> 00:03:26,467 Ooh, do y'all feel that? 97 00:03:26,551 --> 00:03:29,095 That is some good AC. 98 00:03:29,179 --> 00:03:30,638 They got a young Mr. Johnson. 99 00:03:30,722 --> 00:03:31,806 W... Hi. 100 00:03:31,890 --> 00:03:34,183 These walls, the paint's not chipped. 101 00:03:34,267 --> 00:03:36,853 And they have color. Do you smell that? 102 00:03:36,937 --> 00:03:38,354 I don't smell anything. 103 00:03:38,438 --> 00:03:39,605 Exactly. 104 00:03:39,689 --> 00:03:41,441 [ Chuckles ] You know what? No. 105 00:03:41,525 --> 00:03:42,775 Guys, it's not that great here. 106 00:03:42,859 --> 00:03:44,861 I mean, look, the ceilings are smooth. 107 00:03:44,945 --> 00:03:46,766 Isn't that what floors are for? 108 00:03:46,851 --> 00:03:48,685 Because they don't have asbestos. 109 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:51,173 Ah, they cheaped out on asbestos. 110 00:03:51,258 --> 00:03:53,801 Look, Janine, the school's just better, alright? 111 00:03:53,886 --> 00:03:56,138 You don't have to lie about it. The cops ain't askin'. 112 00:03:56,223 --> 00:03:58,266 - Hey! - Tina! 113 00:03:58,351 --> 00:04:00,478 Oh, what? 114 00:04:00,563 --> 00:04:02,920 That's Ms. Schwartz, the teacher you replaced. 115 00:04:03,004 --> 00:04:03,860 The one who kicked a student? 116 00:04:03,945 --> 00:04:05,214 Oh, I don't do that anymore. [ Laughs ] 117 00:04:05,298 --> 00:04:07,212 Because of therapy and anger management. 118 00:04:07,297 --> 00:04:09,007 Also, at a charter school, 119 00:04:09,092 --> 00:04:11,102 there's a lot less oversight in the hiring process, 120 00:04:11,187 --> 00:04:12,235 so it's been pretty sweet. 121 00:04:12,347 --> 00:04:13,765 Well, sweetheart, it's good to see you, 122 00:04:13,849 --> 00:04:15,808 and the school is wonderful. 123 00:04:15,892 --> 00:04:17,477 Yeah. Are those my books? 124 00:04:17,561 --> 00:04:19,145 Oh, yeah. Ohh! 125 00:04:19,229 --> 00:04:21,230 I've been kicking myself for losing them. 126 00:04:21,314 --> 00:04:23,016 [ Laughter ] 127 00:04:23,101 --> 00:04:24,977 Something funny? 128 00:04:25,193 --> 00:04:26,194 No. 129 00:04:26,278 --> 00:04:27,195 You guys want a little tour? 130 00:04:27,279 --> 00:04:30,156 Yes. Okay, so... 131 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:32,283 this is the language lab. 132 00:04:32,367 --> 00:04:33,743 The kids are currently learning French. 133 00:04:33,827 --> 00:04:34,952 Bonjour! 134 00:04:35,036 --> 00:04:36,204 Together: Bonjour! 135 00:04:36,288 --> 00:04:38,581 Aww! Ohh. 136 00:04:38,665 --> 00:04:42,210 Yeah. Over there are our restrooms, which are awesome 137 00:04:42,294 --> 00:04:45,004 because the baños don't attack you here. 138 00:04:45,088 --> 00:04:47,006 Oh, I fixed that toilet, so... Okay. 139 00:04:47,090 --> 00:04:49,634 Uh, the music teacher comes ♪ twice a week ♪ 140 00:04:49,718 --> 00:04:52,053 ♪ Abbott's comes twice a week, as well ♪ 141 00:04:52,137 --> 00:04:53,638 Just lying. I... 142 00:04:53,722 --> 00:04:56,599 And this little diddly is our computer lab. [ Gasps ] 143 00:04:56,683 --> 00:04:58,726 You know, the kids love it, and it's improved 144 00:04:58,810 --> 00:05:01,312 reading scores just across the board. 145 00:05:01,396 --> 00:05:03,106 Is that Mavis Beacon? 146 00:05:03,190 --> 00:05:05,316 Yeah, this place is the best. [ Chuckles ] 147 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:06,609 We did have a little mice problem, 148 00:05:06,693 --> 00:05:09,946 but we called people to humanely get rid of them, so... 149 00:05:10,030 --> 00:05:11,531 Instead of chasing them with sticks, you know? 150 00:05:11,615 --> 00:05:13,366 [ Chuckles awkwardly ] That's so great. 151 00:05:13,450 --> 00:05:14,659 It really is great! 152 00:05:14,743 --> 00:05:16,911 It's so great here! It's really great at Abbott, too! 153 00:05:16,995 --> 00:05:20,790 Oh, hey, Kya, you gagootz, keep it movin'! 154 00:05:22,901 --> 00:05:24,069 [ Scoffs ] 155 00:05:25,754 --> 00:05:27,055 Okay, come on. 156 00:05:27,140 --> 00:05:28,557 Let's get out of here, come on. 157 00:05:28,673 --> 00:05:30,126 Melissa, that's... that's like 158 00:05:30,211 --> 00:05:31,369 your charter school doppelganger. 159 00:05:31,453 --> 00:05:33,079 I said let's go! 160 00:05:33,164 --> 00:05:34,040 Um... 161 00:05:34,126 --> 00:05:37,045 Open your ears, listen with your minds. 162 00:05:37,129 --> 00:05:39,837 Assuming everybody here has seen "Pocahontas," 163 00:05:39,922 --> 00:05:41,798 the original "Avatar." 164 00:05:42,092 --> 00:05:43,843 Really? [ Knock on door ] 165 00:05:43,927 --> 00:05:45,845 Oh, class, this is Mr. Eddie. 166 00:05:45,929 --> 00:05:47,868 This is the guy I was telling you about. 167 00:05:47,953 --> 00:05:49,495 What have you been telling them? 168 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:51,974 N-Never mind. Can I talk to you for a minute? 169 00:05:52,144 --> 00:05:53,645 Okay, everyone, give a couple besties 170 00:05:53,729 --> 00:05:55,314 a moment to, uh, flap the gums. 171 00:05:57,029 --> 00:05:58,962 Whoa! You look hot. 172 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:01,861 Warm. Y-You're sweating. 173 00:06:01,945 --> 00:06:03,488 Yeah, my classroom is sweltering, 174 00:06:03,572 --> 00:06:04,989 and I can't remember the way Barbara showed us 175 00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:06,115 how to open up the windows. 176 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:07,158 How do you do that again? 177 00:06:07,242 --> 00:06:09,452 Oh, well, I am flattered you thought to ask me first, 178 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:11,704 but that's definitely more of a Barbara question. 179 00:06:11,788 --> 00:06:12,789 That's what Janine said. 180 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:13,998 Oh, so I wasn't first. 181 00:06:14,082 --> 00:06:15,375 You know, it's fine. 182 00:06:15,459 --> 00:06:16,626 Sweating is good for the students. 183 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:17,930 It stimulates the brain. 184 00:06:18,015 --> 00:06:19,809 Wait, wait. Why aren't you just asking Barbara? 185 00:06:19,893 --> 00:06:21,185 Is there something else going on? 186 00:06:21,270 --> 00:06:23,064 Don't worry about it. Okay, but I will worry about it, 187 00:06:23,148 --> 00:06:24,384 you know, and every time I see you, 188 00:06:24,468 --> 00:06:26,177 I'll be thinking about it and want to talk about it. 189 00:06:26,261 --> 00:06:28,763 Okay, fine, look, I'm avoiding Barbara right now 190 00:06:28,847 --> 00:06:32,235 because things with Taylor aren't going... great, okay? 191 00:06:32,320 --> 00:06:34,227 We're not meshing, and I'll talk to Barbara eventually. 192 00:06:34,311 --> 00:06:36,724 I just have to figure out a plan for this whole Taylor situation. 193 00:06:36,808 --> 00:06:38,643 Girl problems, young blood? 194 00:06:38,728 --> 00:06:39,979 I cannot relate. 195 00:06:41,151 --> 00:06:42,383 I have to go. 196 00:06:43,987 --> 00:06:45,697 - Hmm? - Students: Eh. 197 00:06:45,781 --> 00:06:48,533 Ooh, I didn't know Jazz Band was a color. 198 00:06:48,617 --> 00:06:51,285 Abbott is my home, and I take pride in it, 199 00:06:51,369 --> 00:06:54,048 so I've decided to brighten up the place myself. 200 00:06:54,133 --> 00:06:57,719 And it'll be as good as anywhere else. 201 00:06:57,804 --> 00:06:59,305 Addington who? 202 00:06:59,467 --> 00:07:00,967 Ms. Teagues is pleased. 203 00:07:01,121 --> 00:07:02,706 [ Applause ] Yeah! 204 00:07:02,791 --> 00:07:04,047 Yeah, we're gonna go Jazz Band. 205 00:07:04,132 --> 00:07:06,259 I think that's a real reflection of our room, right? 206 00:07:06,343 --> 00:07:07,260 You play bass. 207 00:07:07,344 --> 00:07:08,970 Uh, what do you think you're doing? 208 00:07:09,054 --> 00:07:11,821 Oh, um, just sprucing up the place. 209 00:07:11,906 --> 00:07:13,907 That charter school had that fresh coat of paint, 210 00:07:13,992 --> 00:07:15,370 so if we just... We're not Addington. 211 00:07:15,454 --> 00:07:17,996 We're an actual public school, and you can't paint the walls. 212 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:20,314 Classroom decor is set by the Philadelphia Department 213 00:07:20,398 --> 00:07:22,650 of Education, Animal Shelters, and Traffic. 214 00:07:22,734 --> 00:07:25,194 Well... Trust me, the blue looks worse. 215 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:26,988 My brother gets to go to Addington. 216 00:07:27,072 --> 00:07:29,323 They take a field trip every month. 217 00:07:29,407 --> 00:07:32,326 Is it true that they have a computer lab? 218 00:07:32,410 --> 00:07:36,247 Yep, and you can Google stuff. 219 00:07:36,331 --> 00:07:37,331 Dang. 220 00:07:39,251 --> 00:07:40,626 [ Door opens ] [ Breathing heavily ] 221 00:07:40,710 --> 00:07:42,128 I know how we can spend the grant money. 222 00:07:42,212 --> 00:07:45,048 Janine, didn't you get your breathing checked over the summer? 223 00:07:45,132 --> 00:07:47,091 We already agreed we're spending it on baby wipes 224 00:07:47,175 --> 00:07:48,718 and cleaning supplies. 225 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:51,262 Look, I know it's not sexy, but we just need the basics here. 226 00:07:51,346 --> 00:07:53,014 But the basics aren't good enough. 227 00:07:53,098 --> 00:07:55,141 These kids need to be uplifted. 228 00:07:55,225 --> 00:07:58,269 We can turn the library into a computer lab. 229 00:07:58,353 --> 00:07:59,520 Get a bunch of computers... 230 00:07:59,604 --> 00:08:02,065 You mean computer. The "S" makes it expensive. 231 00:08:02,149 --> 00:08:04,108 Fine. Computer for the library. 232 00:08:04,192 --> 00:08:07,278 We don't even have a librarian for the library. 233 00:08:07,362 --> 00:08:09,572 It would be nice to get some plants for the classrooms. 234 00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:11,115 Or some air freshener. 235 00:08:11,199 --> 00:08:12,950 A computer. Why are we even debating this? 236 00:08:13,034 --> 00:08:14,368 I can't believe you don't want to do more for our kids. 237 00:08:14,452 --> 00:08:15,745 That's not what it's about, Janine. 238 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:17,121 Then what is it about? 239 00:08:17,205 --> 00:08:20,083 Look, we should not be competing with any school. 240 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:23,044 We should be doing our best for this one. 241 00:08:23,128 --> 00:08:26,297 Yeah, no, I'm not saying ...Yeah. [ Indistinct talking ] 242 00:08:26,381 --> 00:08:27,757 Sounds like y'all got some different ideas 243 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:29,133 about the grant money. 244 00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:30,927 We need to come up with a fair and responsible way 245 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:32,428 to figure out what to do with the rest of that cash. 246 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:33,137 - Dear God. - Like what? 247 00:08:33,221 --> 00:08:34,430 The only tried-and-true way 248 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:37,433 that any sound financial decisions are made. 249 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:39,060 Y'all ever seen "Shark Tank"? 250 00:08:39,144 --> 00:08:43,190 [ Humming "Shark Tank" theme ] 251 00:08:45,901 --> 00:08:48,486 Ah, all dressed up for your big dip in the Shark Tank today? 252 00:08:48,570 --> 00:08:49,320 - What? - No. 253 00:08:49,404 --> 00:08:50,488 I got to go to court later 254 00:08:50,572 --> 00:08:52,323 for throwing a corn cob at Ben Simmons. 255 00:08:52,407 --> 00:08:54,283 Wait, so you're not gonna make a presentation? 256 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:56,619 No! I'm not gonna humiliate myself, 257 00:08:56,703 --> 00:08:58,496 and I don't know anybody else who would, either. 258 00:08:58,580 --> 00:09:01,249 I stayed up all night making my presentation. 259 00:09:01,333 --> 00:09:02,384 Of course you did. 260 00:09:02,469 --> 00:09:03,620 I'm gonna win that grant money 261 00:09:03,704 --> 00:09:06,039 and turn Abbott into a crown jewel of the neighborhood. 262 00:09:06,124 --> 00:09:07,333 Crown jewel? 263 00:09:07,418 --> 00:09:10,869 It'll be us and that corner store that still sells loosies. 264 00:09:11,143 --> 00:09:13,228 You know, in the end times, it's just gonna be cockroaches 265 00:09:13,312 --> 00:09:15,772 roaming the empty streets and Janine holding up a sign 266 00:09:15,856 --> 00:09:18,658 that says "Turn that frown upside down." 267 00:09:31,079 --> 00:09:33,373 Whoa, that was awkward. 268 00:09:33,457 --> 00:09:34,916 Hey, I hope whatever's going on 269 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:36,292 with you and Taylor can be fixed. 270 00:09:36,376 --> 00:09:39,003 Unfortunately, I don't think so. 271 00:09:39,087 --> 00:09:41,005 I cannot do another dinner at a restaurant 272 00:09:41,089 --> 00:09:42,924 that does small plates with a unique flare. 273 00:09:43,008 --> 00:09:44,259 Small plates? 274 00:09:44,343 --> 00:09:45,468 Oh, you have to break up. 275 00:09:45,552 --> 00:09:47,345 Just call her right now, rip off the Band-Aid. 276 00:09:47,429 --> 00:09:49,889 Normally I would, but I don't think I can be the one to end this one. 277 00:09:49,973 --> 00:09:51,975 If I hurt Taylor, I hurt Barbara. 278 00:09:52,059 --> 00:09:53,726 You best not go hurtin' Barbara. 279 00:09:53,810 --> 00:09:55,311 You want my advice? No. 280 00:09:55,395 --> 00:09:59,107 Mail a certified letter telling her you got drafted. 281 00:09:59,191 --> 00:10:02,110 Or you could just let it peter out. 282 00:10:02,194 --> 00:10:03,153 What do you mean, peter out? 283 00:10:03,237 --> 00:10:05,196 You can't ghost. That's too harsh. 284 00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:07,740 But petering is gentle. It's nice. 285 00:10:07,824 --> 00:10:10,034 I've... I've done it a bunch of times. 286 00:10:10,118 --> 00:10:12,954 You just stop using exclamation points, okay? 287 00:10:13,038 --> 00:10:15,039 You start taking a few hours to respond, 288 00:10:15,123 --> 00:10:17,125 and then, you know, before you know it, 289 00:10:17,209 --> 00:10:18,960 it's been a few weeks since you've gotten a text that says, 290 00:10:19,044 --> 00:10:21,004 "Good morning, handsome." 291 00:10:21,088 --> 00:10:23,548 It's risky, but it could work. 292 00:10:23,632 --> 00:10:26,092 And you probably won't get your tires slashed. 293 00:10:26,176 --> 00:10:28,303 You ever heard of Martha and the Vandellas? 294 00:10:28,387 --> 00:10:30,930 Well, I dumped Martha, but I'm pretty sure 295 00:10:31,014 --> 00:10:33,976 the Vandellas vandalized my car. 296 00:10:35,602 --> 00:10:39,063 I would like to not have my tires slashed, so... 297 00:10:39,147 --> 00:10:40,815 Thanks for being here, Courtney. 298 00:10:40,899 --> 00:10:42,442 I think of you like a young me. 299 00:10:42,526 --> 00:10:44,611 I think of you like an old me. 300 00:10:44,695 --> 00:10:46,988 This ain't "A Star Is Born." I'll shut your tiny ass down. 301 00:10:47,072 --> 00:10:48,198 Let's get going. 302 00:10:48,282 --> 00:10:50,658 There's dust bunnies in the gym with my name on it. 303 00:10:50,742 --> 00:10:52,869 [ "Shark Tank" theme music plays ] 304 00:10:52,953 --> 00:10:58,791 [♪♪] 305 00:10:58,875 --> 00:11:00,168 Shanae: Hello, Sharks. 306 00:11:00,252 --> 00:11:03,129 You all know me as the Lunch Lady. 307 00:11:03,213 --> 00:11:05,465 'Cause none of you had the decency to ask my name. 308 00:11:05,549 --> 00:11:06,758 Yes, continue, Lunch Lady. 309 00:11:06,842 --> 00:11:08,426 My name is Shanae. 310 00:11:08,510 --> 00:11:10,428 And I'm looking for a 100% investment 311 00:11:10,512 --> 00:11:12,138 of the grant money for our kitchen. 312 00:11:12,222 --> 00:11:14,432 We need cutlery, a bunch of tongs, and hair nets, 313 00:11:14,516 --> 00:11:16,309 'cause I know y'all are tired of stray hair in your food. 314 00:11:16,393 --> 00:11:18,519 I thought that was a new kind of soup. 315 00:11:18,603 --> 00:11:19,687 Ava: Thank you for your presentation, 316 00:11:19,771 --> 00:11:21,022 but I don't see how any of this 317 00:11:21,106 --> 00:11:23,107 benefits me personally in any way, 318 00:11:23,191 --> 00:11:24,651 and for that reason, I am out. 319 00:11:31,074 --> 00:11:33,117 Hey, Ava. Do you work here? 320 00:11:33,201 --> 00:11:34,202 For nine years! 321 00:11:34,286 --> 00:11:36,913 Damn, this is embarrassing... For you. 322 00:11:36,997 --> 00:11:38,539 You should really try to stand out more. 323 00:11:38,623 --> 00:11:40,250 [ Sighs ] 324 00:11:40,334 --> 00:11:42,168 I haven't been impressed with the pitches so far. 325 00:11:42,252 --> 00:11:43,211 They're trash. 326 00:11:43,295 --> 00:11:44,712 It's like they don't even want it. 327 00:11:44,796 --> 00:11:46,923 Can't believe I get to miss class for this. 328 00:11:47,007 --> 00:11:48,216 Okay, who's next? 329 00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:52,303 Oh, thank God. 330 00:11:52,387 --> 00:11:54,180 I thought you had some kind of twin janitor. 331 00:11:54,264 --> 00:11:55,807 That was freaky. Hello, Sharks. 332 00:11:55,891 --> 00:11:58,226 My name is Mr. Johnson, and I'm here to pitch you 333 00:11:58,310 --> 00:12:01,646 on janitorial work in the 21st century. 334 00:12:03,273 --> 00:12:04,065 Behold. 335 00:12:04,149 --> 00:12:05,191 Okay. 336 00:12:05,275 --> 00:12:06,985 With 100% of that grant money, 337 00:12:07,069 --> 00:12:09,821 I could become the 007 of janitors, 338 00:12:09,905 --> 00:12:11,490 Agent 409. 339 00:12:17,829 --> 00:12:20,206 Welcome to the Tank. What do you have for us? 340 00:12:20,290 --> 00:12:23,293 Uh, we're just here to retrieve some books. 341 00:12:23,377 --> 00:12:24,961 'Cause this is, you know, a library. 342 00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:27,255 You both are annoying me, and for that reason, I'm out. 343 00:12:27,339 --> 00:12:28,423 We don't want to be in! 344 00:12:28,507 --> 00:12:30,341 Nevertheless, it's a no. 345 00:12:30,425 --> 00:12:34,262 And that is why I'm seeking the entire sum of the grant 346 00:12:34,346 --> 00:12:36,597 so that we can grant... 347 00:12:36,681 --> 00:12:38,182 our kids a brighter future. 348 00:12:38,266 --> 00:12:40,727 Thank you. [ Chuckles ] 349 00:12:40,811 --> 00:12:42,812 No. No? 350 00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:45,064 I don't know. It's a bit much. 351 00:12:45,148 --> 00:12:47,734 But a bit much is kind of my brand. 352 00:12:47,818 --> 00:12:49,861 I know, but I think it'll be more effective 353 00:12:49,945 --> 00:12:52,739 if we limit the theatrics and just keep it grounded. 354 00:12:55,367 --> 00:12:57,994 See, that is why I came to you. 355 00:12:58,078 --> 00:13:00,288 Because Jacob just would've lied to my face 356 00:13:00,372 --> 00:13:02,623 and told me it was amazing. 357 00:13:02,707 --> 00:13:06,210 Man, see, you're such an honest, straight-up guy. 358 00:13:06,294 --> 00:13:08,671 You're right. 359 00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:11,174 I am straight up. And honest. 360 00:13:11,258 --> 00:13:13,301 It's kind of my brand. 361 00:13:13,385 --> 00:13:15,428 Well, it's not really your brand. 362 00:13:15,512 --> 00:13:16,805 Yeah, it is. 363 00:13:17,876 --> 00:13:19,210 See? 364 00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:21,401 Okay, then. Well, I'm going shark diving. 365 00:13:21,485 --> 00:13:22,819 Wish me luck. 366 00:13:27,115 --> 00:13:28,825 So, if I get the seed money, 367 00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:30,910 I'll be able to have my water ice truck all year round. 368 00:13:30,994 --> 00:13:32,829 What does this have to do with the school? 369 00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:34,247 This about the school? 370 00:13:34,331 --> 00:13:36,040 I thought y'all was just giving out money. 371 00:13:36,124 --> 00:13:37,292 Get out. 372 00:13:37,376 --> 00:13:38,918 Courtney: He's got my vote. 373 00:13:39,002 --> 00:13:41,713 It's so hot, I could really go for a water ice right now. 374 00:13:41,797 --> 00:13:43,006 Oh, we don't take bribes... 375 00:13:43,090 --> 00:13:44,925 That aren't in the form of money. 376 00:13:48,303 --> 00:13:51,055 Hi, Sharks. I'm Janine Teagues from Philadelphia. 377 00:13:51,139 --> 00:13:52,599 Girl, we already know who you are. 378 00:13:52,683 --> 00:13:53,641 Get to it. 379 00:13:53,725 --> 00:13:56,853 See? This is why I was bored in her class. 380 00:13:56,937 --> 00:14:00,064 Today I am seeking an investment of the full grant 381 00:14:00,148 --> 00:14:02,233 to brighten and better our school. 382 00:14:02,317 --> 00:14:05,737 I'm talking computer... 383 00:14:05,821 --> 00:14:07,780 the gateway to the future. 384 00:14:07,864 --> 00:14:09,115 One second. 385 00:14:09,199 --> 00:14:10,658 Gregory was right. This was too much. 386 00:14:10,742 --> 00:14:12,076 Ava: Let's go to commercial break. 387 00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:14,037 I'm reserving judgment till you can answer this question. 388 00:14:14,121 --> 00:14:15,163 You got one in my size? 389 00:14:15,247 --> 00:14:17,165 I do! 390 00:14:17,249 --> 00:14:19,208 T-shirt, T-shirt, T-shirt. 391 00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:21,794 So you want us to look just as dorky as you. 392 00:14:21,878 --> 00:14:25,963 A lot of our kids don't have access to the Internet at home. 393 00:14:26,159 --> 00:14:28,661 Plus, I believe this will boost morale, 394 00:14:28,745 --> 00:14:31,790 which positively affects learning, 395 00:14:31,874 --> 00:14:32,957 according to certain studies. 396 00:14:33,041 --> 00:14:34,209 Are those peer reviewed? 397 00:14:34,293 --> 00:14:36,336 I prefer the pitch Mr. Johnson gave. 398 00:14:36,420 --> 00:14:38,797 Look, we can prove that we're not just as good 399 00:14:38,881 --> 00:14:40,465 as any charter school, 400 00:14:40,549 --> 00:14:42,676 we're better! 401 00:14:44,261 --> 00:14:46,387 Stay tuned and find out who we'll be making a deal with 402 00:14:46,471 --> 00:14:47,972 after this next break. 403 00:14:48,056 --> 00:14:50,475 Who are you talking to? 404 00:14:50,559 --> 00:14:52,018 This is always my favorite part, 405 00:14:52,102 --> 00:14:53,978 when we let the losers know who they are. 406 00:14:54,062 --> 00:14:55,480 Yeah. Sorry, Mr. Hill. 407 00:14:55,564 --> 00:14:57,273 What? I didn't even pitch. 408 00:14:57,357 --> 00:14:58,608 Because morale is important, 409 00:14:58,692 --> 00:15:00,819 and because I got outvoted two to one, 410 00:15:00,903 --> 00:15:01,903 the winner is... 411 00:15:01,987 --> 00:15:04,322 Janine. 412 00:15:04,406 --> 00:15:06,366 Wait. Wait a minute. I'm Janine. 413 00:15:06,450 --> 00:15:08,326 Wait, I won? Oh, my gosh, this feels amazing. 414 00:15:08,410 --> 00:15:10,411 I usually only get this feeling watching movies. 415 00:15:10,495 --> 00:15:11,412 Ugh. 416 00:15:11,496 --> 00:15:12,747 Congrats, girl. 417 00:15:12,831 --> 00:15:14,123 You're getting your computer. 418 00:15:14,207 --> 00:15:15,291 - Student: Aah! - What is that? 419 00:15:15,375 --> 00:15:17,502 You guys got to see what's in the cafeteria! 420 00:15:17,586 --> 00:15:19,379 [ Students screaming ] 421 00:15:24,051 --> 00:15:26,135 Hello, friend. 422 00:15:26,219 --> 00:15:27,471 For real? 423 00:15:29,556 --> 00:15:31,015 This is why we need new tongs. 424 00:15:31,099 --> 00:15:32,725 The mice are just slipping through the old ones. 425 00:15:32,809 --> 00:15:34,477 [ Gasping ] 426 00:15:34,561 --> 00:15:36,104 Don't worry. I figured out the problem. 427 00:15:36,188 --> 00:15:37,730 W-W-What is it, Mr. Johnson? 428 00:15:37,814 --> 00:15:38,982 There's a bunch of mice runnin' around. 429 00:15:39,066 --> 00:15:40,650 We know that, Mr. Johnson! 430 00:15:40,734 --> 00:15:41,943 Oh. 431 00:15:42,027 --> 00:15:43,612 You're up to speed, then. 432 00:15:47,616 --> 00:15:49,868 Melissa: I don't know. We'll just... Here he is. 433 00:15:49,952 --> 00:15:51,160 Seems that when they chased the mice from that charter school, 434 00:15:51,244 --> 00:15:53,246 they roamed the streets looking for somewhere else to go. 435 00:15:53,330 --> 00:15:54,539 Abbott was the most delicious. 436 00:15:54,623 --> 00:15:55,999 Congrats, Janine. 437 00:15:56,083 --> 00:15:58,418 I guess Abbott is better than Addington at something. 438 00:15:58,502 --> 00:15:59,794 Well, can you get rid of them or not? 439 00:15:59,878 --> 00:16:01,713 This job is too big for one Mr. Johnson. 440 00:16:01,797 --> 00:16:04,591 Oh, exterminators are expensive. 441 00:16:04,675 --> 00:16:05,675 Melissa: The grant money. 442 00:16:05,759 --> 00:16:07,135 Yeah, I don't really think we got a choice. 443 00:16:07,219 --> 00:16:07,927 No. 444 00:16:08,011 --> 00:16:09,178 But I won. 445 00:16:09,262 --> 00:16:12,099 Well, sorry, hon. Abbott is undefeated. 446 00:16:13,058 --> 00:16:14,601 [ Window rattling ] 447 00:16:14,685 --> 00:16:16,895 Oh, uh, Mrs. Howard. 448 00:16:16,979 --> 00:16:18,730 Can you please help me with this window? 449 00:16:18,814 --> 00:16:20,857 Oh, sure. 450 00:16:20,941 --> 00:16:23,651 They don't call me the Window Whisperer for nothing. 451 00:16:23,735 --> 00:16:25,862 Alright. 452 00:16:25,946 --> 00:16:29,032 Okay, now, press directly here and release the pressure. 453 00:16:29,116 --> 00:16:33,077 [ Grunts ] Ah, there you go. 454 00:16:33,161 --> 00:16:34,579 That all? 455 00:16:34,663 --> 00:16:37,457 Um, no, actually, it's not. 456 00:16:37,541 --> 00:16:39,334 I don't know why I avoided it for so long. 457 00:16:39,418 --> 00:16:42,170 I'm not a peter-out kind of guy. 458 00:16:42,254 --> 00:16:44,047 I'm happy Janine reminded me of that. 459 00:16:44,131 --> 00:16:46,007 I actually wanted to talk to you about something. 460 00:16:46,091 --> 00:16:49,135 [ Sighs ] And I wanted to talk to you, too. 461 00:16:49,219 --> 00:16:50,762 I just want to say I'm sorry 462 00:16:50,846 --> 00:16:53,140 things didn't work out between you and Taylor. 463 00:16:55,809 --> 00:16:57,143 Oh! 464 00:16:57,227 --> 00:16:59,103 Oh, don't tell me I'm breaking the news. Uh... 465 00:16:59,187 --> 00:17:01,814 Ooh! I told that child, 466 00:17:01,898 --> 00:17:03,900 "You have got to be straightforward." 467 00:17:03,963 --> 00:17:06,006 Petering out is just not of the Lord. 468 00:17:06,090 --> 00:17:07,883 Mnh-mnh! 469 00:17:07,967 --> 00:17:10,177 Wait, so she was petering out on me? 470 00:17:10,261 --> 00:17:11,386 Do you know why? 471 00:17:11,470 --> 00:17:16,016 Well, I think she said you a "broke bwah." 472 00:17:17,935 --> 00:17:22,106 I think she's saying I'm a broke boi. 473 00:17:24,066 --> 00:17:24,900 Oh. 474 00:17:24,984 --> 00:17:26,026 No. 475 00:17:30,531 --> 00:17:33,366 I can't believe we have rats in this school. 476 00:17:33,450 --> 00:17:35,994 Well, they're actually mice, which are better than rats 477 00:17:36,078 --> 00:17:37,579 'cause they're less intrusive. 478 00:17:37,663 --> 00:17:40,791 This lady trying to put a positive spin on rats. 479 00:17:40,875 --> 00:17:45,087 Don't get it twisted. This is a mouse house now. 480 00:17:45,171 --> 00:17:46,713 Look. 481 00:17:46,797 --> 00:17:48,924 Barbara and I weren't trying to be mean. 482 00:17:49,008 --> 00:17:51,426 It's just the kind of stuff we got to deal with around here. 483 00:17:51,510 --> 00:17:53,637 And that's why, when we can get anything, 484 00:17:53,721 --> 00:17:54,846 we just want the basics. 485 00:17:54,930 --> 00:17:56,515 No, I get it. I do. 486 00:17:56,599 --> 00:17:59,768 You know, I just saw Addington and freaked. 487 00:17:59,852 --> 00:18:01,937 Just wanted to get something special for Abbott 488 00:18:02,021 --> 00:18:03,980 so that we don't feel like an afterthought. 489 00:18:04,064 --> 00:18:06,483 Mm. Wanted us to feel just as good, 490 00:18:06,567 --> 00:18:08,985 even though maybe that just isn't true. 491 00:18:09,069 --> 00:18:11,822 And now it looks like we won't be getting any of that stuff. 492 00:18:11,906 --> 00:18:13,532 Yeah, even if I can cut a deal with the rat guy, 493 00:18:13,616 --> 00:18:15,534 we're only gonna have like 350 bucks left. 494 00:18:15,618 --> 00:18:18,120 Yep. Okay, let's just get wipes. 495 00:18:18,204 --> 00:18:19,788 There you go. Yeah. 496 00:18:19,872 --> 00:18:22,875 The kids don't need to feel special. 497 00:18:27,963 --> 00:18:29,339 Well, if that's all you want, 498 00:18:29,423 --> 00:18:31,466 I can make somebody feel special for less than $350. 499 00:18:31,550 --> 00:18:34,177 Ava, I've said I do not want to go to a strip club with you. 500 00:18:34,261 --> 00:18:36,638 That wasn't an invitation, girl. I just needed some ones. 501 00:18:36,722 --> 00:18:38,890 And lots of 'em. [ Laughs ] 502 00:18:38,974 --> 00:18:41,685 But, no, I have another idea. 503 00:18:41,769 --> 00:18:45,605 Thank you, Sharks, for this one-time cash infusion. 504 00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:47,816 This is awesome! 505 00:18:47,900 --> 00:18:49,443 Abbott for the win! 506 00:18:51,612 --> 00:18:53,071 Whoa, they got water ice? 507 00:18:53,155 --> 00:18:55,031 That's right. Water ice at Abbott. 508 00:18:55,115 --> 00:18:56,158 Keep it moving. 509 00:18:56,242 --> 00:18:58,618 What do you have, a computer lab? 510 00:18:58,702 --> 00:18:59,870 Dweebs. 511 00:18:59,954 --> 00:19:01,746 [ Laughs ] 512 00:19:01,830 --> 00:19:03,331 Yeah, you heard the baby shark. 513 00:19:03,415 --> 00:19:07,882 Keep it movin', and quit staring us down with that lazy eye. 514 00:19:07,967 --> 00:19:09,384 Who you think you're talkin' to? 515 00:19:09,445 --> 00:19:12,823 A woman with Jersey mall hair and too much makeup. 516 00:19:12,907 --> 00:19:14,784 Now take that sfigato ass down the street. 517 00:19:14,868 --> 00:19:15,785 Oh. 518 00:19:15,869 --> 00:19:17,578 Melissa! 519 00:19:17,662 --> 00:19:19,580 I don't even know what "sfigato" means 520 00:19:19,664 --> 00:19:20,831 and I know that was too much. 521 00:19:20,915 --> 00:19:22,458 It's a very small cup of coffee. 522 00:19:22,542 --> 00:19:24,376 That's not even close, and I can say whatever I want 523 00:19:24,460 --> 00:19:25,795 to my stupid sister. 524 00:19:27,130 --> 00:19:30,007 Sister? As in the woman that works at the other school? 525 00:19:30,091 --> 00:19:32,051 You have the same mom? Y-Your sister? 526 00:19:32,135 --> 00:19:33,969 Yeah, yeah, good, you know what having a sister means. 527 00:19:34,053 --> 00:19:36,597 Glad you're making good use of that Penn education. 528 00:19:36,681 --> 00:19:39,934 Wait... And, no, I'm not saying another word about this. 529 00:19:40,018 --> 00:19:43,771 Well, um, hey, you got to hand it to Ava. 530 00:19:43,855 --> 00:19:45,564 This is... This is a blast. Yeah. 531 00:19:45,648 --> 00:19:49,276 And it is so good that the kids can feel special today. 532 00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:52,113 Oh, are you saying that I was right, Barbara? 533 00:19:52,197 --> 00:19:53,990 Uh... no. 534 00:19:56,159 --> 00:19:58,119 [ Sighs ] Oh, this is so fun. 535 00:19:58,203 --> 00:20:00,830 Yeah. I just wish Gregory could enjoy it. 536 00:20:00,914 --> 00:20:01,997 What's wrong with Gregory? 537 00:20:02,081 --> 00:20:04,250 Well, you didn't hear it from me, 538 00:20:04,334 --> 00:20:07,128 but I think he and Taylor are on the outs. 539 00:20:10,465 --> 00:20:11,799 That's too bad. 540 00:20:11,883 --> 00:20:13,009 Yeah. 541 00:20:14,802 --> 00:20:17,805 Hey, Devin, can I get a piña colada? 542 00:20:23,186 --> 00:20:25,187 Hey. Hey. 543 00:20:25,271 --> 00:20:27,022 You okay? 544 00:20:27,106 --> 00:20:28,106 I will be. 545 00:20:31,319 --> 00:20:32,444 Thank you. 546 00:20:32,528 --> 00:20:34,572 You are so welcome. 547 00:20:34,656 --> 00:20:36,031 You're all welcome! 548 00:20:36,115 --> 00:20:37,658 I really killed that today. 549 00:20:37,742 --> 00:20:40,661 Kids happy, Janine quiet, Gregory fine. 550 00:20:40,745 --> 00:20:42,496 I feel like I got a real knack for this, 551 00:20:42,580 --> 00:20:45,666 like I could be president or maybe even mayor of a school. 552 00:20:45,750 --> 00:20:46,960 What would you call that? 553 00:20:49,462 --> 00:20:51,380 How's that petering out going? 554 00:20:51,464 --> 00:20:55,134 Well, it turns out that Taylor was actually petering out on me. 555 00:20:55,218 --> 00:20:57,928 Whoa, she petered? 556 00:20:58,012 --> 00:20:59,305 That's amazing. 557 00:20:59,389 --> 00:21:00,931 How is that amazing? 558 00:21:01,015 --> 00:21:03,142 Because, man, that's what people used to do to me. 559 00:21:03,226 --> 00:21:05,936 Huh? Just one more thing we have in common. 560 00:21:06,020 --> 00:21:07,146 Don't take it so hard. 561 00:21:07,230 --> 00:21:08,814 Everybody gets dumped. 562 00:21:08,898 --> 00:21:10,357 If it can happen to Michael B. Jordan, 563 00:21:10,441 --> 00:21:11,859 it can happen to you. 564 00:21:11,943 --> 00:21:14,486 Now, that white boy sure can act. 565 00:21:14,570 --> 00:21:19,075 Ooh! I love those "Back to the Future" movies. 566 00:21:20,893 --> 00:21:22,186 Together: Michael J. Fox. 567 00:21:22,287 --> 00:21:23,538 Hmm? 41827

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