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(I Love Lucy theme music plays)
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MAN (on TV): And now, Mrs. Weston,
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here's a picture of the new house our
sponsor is giving you
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to take the place of your house that
burned down.
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You didn't expect that, did you?
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Now, don't cry, Mrs. Weston.
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There's nothing to cry about.
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I have so much fun every day
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giving people things that they need.
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We're giving you this new house for
the one that burned down
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when it caught fire from the candles
on the birthday cake
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of your little son, George.
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And a whole new set of furniture.
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Isn't that wonderful?
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And a whole new wardrobe for the
entire family.
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And you have Mrs. Cleo Morgan to
thank for this
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because she was such a good sport and
a good neighbor.
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Well, we'll see you tomorrow, folks,
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with another Good Neighbor program.
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Hi.
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Oh, hi.
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This is such an entertaining program.
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Oh, it looked like a million laughs.
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No, it really is.
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They do so many wonderful things for
people.
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I'm just mad about that program.
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Look how much mail you got today.
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Oh, thanks.
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Gee, here's one for Ricky postmarked
"Honolulu."
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Honolulu?
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Yeah. Didn't you know?
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Why, Lucy, you know I never look at
your mail.
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Oh. I wonder where it's from.
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Mr. Jensen of the Royal Hawaiian.
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Uh... it says so on the back flap.
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I wonder who he is.
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Hey, the flap's open a little bit.
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Maybe I can get it open some more.
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Nope, it's stuck tight.
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Can you see anything?
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No, this envelope is so thick.
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It looks exciting, doesn't it?
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Look at all those things.
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Too bad we couldn't get the flap
open.
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Yeah. Well, maybe we could.
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You never can tell...
Ah!
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Cut it out, will you?
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Eh, good morning, Ricky.
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Oh!
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Good morning.
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Oh, hi, Ricky.
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We were just trying to find out
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if this letter was really for you.
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The name's kind of blurred.
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Yeah, yeah, it's for you.
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Yeah, Ricky Ricardo.
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Yeah.
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That's me.
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Mm...
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Oh...
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Oh...
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Uh, I'm late for rehearsal.
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I'll eat down at the club.
Good-bye.
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But, Ricky...
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Yeah?
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What about the letter?
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Oh, it wasn't important.
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Wasn't important?
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No, it's just business, honey.
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Some millionaire, he wants me to take
the band
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down to Hawaii with some entertainers
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and play a dance.
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He says it wasn't important.
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My goodness, that's exciting.
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I've never been to Hawaii.
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Neither have I.
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Oh, Ricky, we have to figure out some
way
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so that we can take Fred and Ethel
along with us, too.
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"Too"?
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Yeah, "too," as in "besides me."
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Aw, now, Ricky, you wouldn't go to
Hawaii without me.
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Honey, we're only going for one
night.
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We're coming right back.
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I don't care.
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A short trip is better than no trip
at all.
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Besides, you said you needed some
entertainers.
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We could be the entertainers.
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What are you going to call
yourselves--
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"The Deadweight Trio"?
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Well, thanks a lot.
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Now, wait a minute, Ethel, don't get
mad.
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This is no time to antagonize him.
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Now, listen, give me just one good
reason
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why we can't all go to Hawaii.
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Because I can't afford it, honey.
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I'm not making any money on this job.
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I'm losing money.
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I'm just taking it for the publicity
value.
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Now, good-bye.
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Oh, Ricky...
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Well, that's that.
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Oh, no, it isn't.
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I'm not giving up so easy.
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Huh?
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Oh, for once, I'm glad to see that
gleam in your eye.
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What do you have in mind?
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Well, first, we've got to prove
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that we're good enough to take along.
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Yeah?
But how?
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How?
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Yeah, now, let me see...
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LUCY: Ricky, is that you?
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Yeah.
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Presenting a night in Hawaii!
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(tropical dance music playing)
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King Kamehameha
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The conqueror of the islands
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Became a famous hero one day
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He bought a native army
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And he pushed it over the poly
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And crowned himself king of
Hawaii-ee-aa
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And when the fray was over, he took
the islands over
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And this is what he had to say
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Aa-ee-ooky-laa-ee-wahie
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Aa-ee-ooky-laa-ee-wahie
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Aa-waa-Hawaii-ee-aa
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And on his throne, he sat alone
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Waiting for a big luau
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The royal maidens stared
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Were gathered there
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To greet him with the grand
halakay-ow-oh
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Oh, King Kamehameha
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The conqueror of the islands
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Became a famous hero one day
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He bought a native army
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And he pushed it over the poly
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And right, oh, up, ee-oo-ee-aa
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(screeching melody)
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(off-key high note)
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Now, now, listen to me, girls.
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Would-Would you listen a minute?
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Just a minute.
You haven't seen anything yet.
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(music plays)
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(rhythmic chanting)
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Away, ay!
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Away, ay!
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Away, ay!
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Away, ay! Ay!
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(rhythmic chanting)
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Ay!
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(rhythmic chanting)
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Ay!
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(rhythmic chanting)
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Hey!
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(rhythmic chanting)
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You liked it?
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Very good!
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You liked it, huh?
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Oh, I think you were wonderful!
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He liked it!
He liked it!
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Oh, you were just great!
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Yeah.
Thank you.
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Gee, it's too bad I can't take you
with me.
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But you said you liked it.
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Yeah!
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I did, honey.
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I think you were just great.
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Well, then, why can't we go?
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Well, honey, if there's one thing
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that they don't need in Hawaii,
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it's Hawaiian dancers.
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Ew...
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Now, the troupe that I'm taking down
there
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is made up of Latin American
entertainers.
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Ay, ay, ay, ay...
La cucaracha...
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Ay, ay, ay, ay...
La cucaracha...
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Just a minute!
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Just a minute, everybody.
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Now, I'm sorry,
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but Mr. Jensen already told me who he
wants
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and I already hired them.
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Oh, now, Ricky...
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Now, Ricky, I don't see why you...
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No, no, no, save your breath. Save
your breath.
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Of course, this is only a hunch on my
part,
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but I don't believe he wants to take
us with him.
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It's not that, Fred.
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It's just that I can't.
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Why not?
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Well, honey, I can't afford it.
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I'm losing money on the job.
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I-I just can't do it.
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There's nothing I can do about it.
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And so, as the sun sinks slowly
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into the waters of the blue Pacific,
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we give up the only chance we had to
go to Hawaii.
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Hi.
Hi.
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What are you doing?
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Ethel, I have just had the greatest
idea of my career.
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You know that show
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where they do all kinds of crazy
stunts
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to help their needy friends?
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You mean that show you were looking
at the other day,
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the Freddie Fillmore show?
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Be a Good Neighbor.
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Listen to this: "Dear Freddie
Fillmore,
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"I have been watching your show Be a
Good Neighbor
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"for a long time, and I think it is
wonderful what you do
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"for all the people who appear on
your show.
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"I want to tell you about a neighbor
of mine.
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"She is the sweetest, the dearest,
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"the most understanding person I ever
knew,
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"and she is completely unselfish.
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"She's always thinking of other
people before herself.
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Now, this person is terribly poor..."
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Now, wait a minute.
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You have to say something like that.
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Uh, now
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"this person is terribly poor,
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"and she can't afford any luxuries
for herself,
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"but it's always been the dream of
her life
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"to go to the Hawaiian islands.
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"So...
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"I'm wondering if I couldn't appear
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"on Be a Good Neighbor
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"in order that this unselfish,
generous,
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"sweet neighbor may realize her
dream--
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"a trip to Honolulu.
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Sincerely yours, Ethel Mertz."
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Why, you mean thing.
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Now, just a minute...
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Why, I was practically back in that
Hawaiian costume.
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What a fine friend you turned out to
be.
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Now, Ethel, the minute I won that
trip,
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I was going to ask them to let me
take Fred and Ethel Mertz with me.
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Oh, sure.
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I was, and if I couldn't take you
with me,
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I was going to send you a postcard.
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Oh, never mind.
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Oh, now, Ethel, come on, what do you
say?
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This is what I say.
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Ethel Mertz!
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You just tore up my ticket to
Honolulu.
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Well, according to that letter,
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you're so sweet and thoughtful,
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it won't make any difference.
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Oh, Ethel!
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Well, that's one of the worst things
you've ever done to me.
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What do you mean, done to you?
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There I was thinking all the time
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that maybe you...
What have I done to you?
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Hey, what's going on here?
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She's forging my name.
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That's what's going on here.
What?
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All I did was write that show Be a
Good Neighbor
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and have Ethel ask them if I could go
to Honolulu.
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Well, now, that doesn't seem so bad,
Ethel.
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Oh, no? Did you ever see that show?
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Do you know what kind of stunts you
have to do?
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I'd get a pie in my face.
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She'd get an all-expense cruise.
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She'd be over there sitting on the
beach
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and I'd be home combing meringue out
of my hair.
266
00:11:25,217 --> 00:11:27,720
So, you'd be a little uncomfortable
for a while.
267
00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:29,221
I'd do it for her.
268
00:11:29,221 --> 00:11:31,223
Yeah, she'd do it for you.
269
00:11:31,223 --> 00:11:32,725
Well, then let her.
270
00:11:33,225 --> 00:11:34,727
Okay, I will.
271
00:11:34,727 --> 00:11:36,228
Well, that's swell.
272
00:11:36,228 --> 00:11:37,530
Watch out for a trick.
273
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:40,399
Please, Ethel, you hurt my feelings.
274
00:11:40,399 --> 00:11:42,618
Yeah. Ethel, I'm surprised at you.
275
00:11:42,618 --> 00:11:44,036
Now, look, I'll write a letter to
Freddie Fillmore
276
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,539
and I'll tell him that there's a
lovely couple
277
00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,040
who live across the hall from me who
are very poor
278
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,910
but they're so good and kind to
everyone
279
00:11:50,910 --> 00:11:52,912
that I think he should give them a
trip to Honolulu...
280
00:11:53,412 --> 00:11:54,213
Aw...
Aw...
281
00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:55,998
with their teenage daughter.
282
00:11:55,998 --> 00:11:57,466
What?!
283
00:11:57,967 --> 00:11:59,468
Now what's wrong with that?
284
00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:02,471
I told you to watch out for a trick.
285
00:12:02,471 --> 00:12:05,424
I'm not going to Honolulu as Lucy's
mother.
286
00:12:05,925 --> 00:12:07,226
That's what's wrong with that.
287
00:12:07,226 --> 00:12:10,646
Oh, listen, if it'll get us to
Honolulu,
288
00:12:10,646 --> 00:12:12,398
I'll go as her mother.
289
00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:15,267
Oh...
Oh, Ethel, if you're going to be
silly
290
00:12:15,267 --> 00:12:17,269
how about me going as your mother?
291
00:12:17,269 --> 00:12:19,271
Well, that's more like it.
292
00:12:19,271 --> 00:12:19,772
All right.
293
00:12:20,272 --> 00:12:21,273
I'll tell Freddie Fillmore
294
00:12:21,273 --> 00:12:24,276
that I know a lovely couple who are
very poor
295
00:12:24,276 --> 00:12:28,114
but they've taken care of their dear,
old gray-haired mother
296
00:12:28,114 --> 00:12:29,331
all their life.
297
00:12:29,331 --> 00:12:30,332
Dear Freddie Fillmore...
298
00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:42,595
Come on, Ethel.
299
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:43,596
I'm ready.
300
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:44,597
Come on.
301
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,098
LUCY: Ethel, Fred!
302
00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:47,600
What's the matter?
Where's Ethel?
303
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:48,601
Here I am.
What's the matter?
304
00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:50,436
Freddie Fillmore just called me.
305
00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:51,771
Honolulu!
Oh, we're in!
306
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,055
Honolulu!
307
00:12:53,055 --> 00:12:55,057
Wait, wait, wait.
Before you start packing,
308
00:12:55,057 --> 00:12:57,059
I think there's something you ought
to know.
309
00:12:57,059 --> 00:12:58,561
What?
He's coming over to see me,
310
00:12:58,561 --> 00:13:01,063
but he wants to interview the
poverty-stricken couple
311
00:13:01,564 --> 00:13:02,948
and their gray-haired mother.
312
00:13:02,948 --> 00:13:04,400
Oh, no.
Oh, yes.
313
00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:06,402
I knew it was too good to be true.
314
00:13:06,402 --> 00:13:07,403
Well, wait a minute now.
315
00:13:07,903 --> 00:13:09,405
We've been in worse jams than this.
316
00:13:09,905 --> 00:13:10,739
Yes, thanks to you.
317
00:13:10,739 --> 00:13:13,209
Well, just give me time to think,
will you?
318
00:13:13,709 --> 00:13:15,211
I'll get us out.
319
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,649
(knocking)
320
00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:47,126
Yep.
321
00:13:47,626 --> 00:13:48,627
Mrs. Mertz?
Yep.
322
00:13:49,128 --> 00:13:51,997
I'm Freddie Fillmore of the Be a Good
Neighbor program.
323
00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:54,967
Why, land's sakes, you are, aren't
ye?
324
00:13:54,967 --> 00:13:57,469
Well, what a surprise to open the
door
325
00:13:57,469 --> 00:13:59,471
and find you standing there.
326
00:13:59,471 --> 00:14:01,140
Freddie Fillmore!
327
00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:03,642
Pa! We got company!
328
00:14:04,143 --> 00:14:05,010
Come on out!
329
00:14:13,485 --> 00:14:16,989
Pa, this here's Freddie Fillmore.
330
00:14:17,489 --> 00:14:18,490
Freddie Fillmore?
331
00:14:18,490 --> 00:14:19,992
Gosh, Mr. Fillmore,
332
00:14:19,992 --> 00:14:22,745
we watch your show all the time.
333
00:14:22,745 --> 00:14:23,746
You do?
334
00:14:24,246 --> 00:14:27,249
Yeah, that is unless there are too
many people
335
00:14:27,249 --> 00:14:30,002
standing in front of the appliance
store.
336
00:14:30,002 --> 00:14:31,787
Well, we have a big surprise for you.
337
00:14:31,787 --> 00:14:33,789
Your good neighbor, Lucy Ricardo,
338
00:14:33,789 --> 00:14:36,675
has written us a letter all about
you.
339
00:14:36,675 --> 00:14:40,179
Aw, Mrs. Ricardo-- now, that woman is
a darling woman.
340
00:14:40,179 --> 00:14:42,681
She wants us to send you to Honolulu.
341
00:14:42,681 --> 00:14:44,183
Honolulu?!
Honolulu?!
342
00:14:44,183 --> 00:14:46,685
Oh, land sakes, we've been wanting to
go there
343
00:14:46,685 --> 00:14:47,553
all our lives.
Yeah.
344
00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:49,021
And you know who's going with you?
345
00:14:49,021 --> 00:14:50,389
Yeah, shall I go get her?
346
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:52,191
Get who?
347
00:14:52,191 --> 00:14:54,860
Eh... uh...
whoever's going with us.
348
00:14:54,860 --> 00:14:57,146
Well, it's your mother, but how did
you know?
349
00:14:57,146 --> 00:15:00,065
Oh, uh, well, anybody that knows Pa
and me
350
00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:02,568
knows that we've unselfishly taken
care
351
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:05,070
of our dear old mother all of her
life, That's right.
352
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,373
That's right.
and wherever we go, she goes.
353
00:15:07,373 --> 00:15:08,657
Oh, that's what Mrs. Ricardo said.
354
00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:10,659
May I meet your mother?
355
00:15:10,659 --> 00:15:11,660
Oh, sure.
356
00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:13,128
Ma?
357
00:15:13,128 --> 00:15:14,129
Yep.
358
00:15:14,129 --> 00:15:15,631
Come on out here.
359
00:15:15,631 --> 00:15:16,882
We got company.
360
00:15:16,882 --> 00:15:19,218
FRED: Come in, mother.
361
00:15:21,553 --> 00:15:23,505
Want me?
362
00:15:27,509 --> 00:15:29,728
This here feller is Freddie Fillmore.
363
00:15:29,728 --> 00:15:31,063
How's that?
364
00:15:31,063 --> 00:15:33,399
This is Freddie Fillmore.
365
00:15:37,236 --> 00:15:40,322
Well, danged if it ain't.
366
00:15:40,322 --> 00:15:41,690
Uh, Ma watches your show
367
00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:44,193
through the appliance store window,
too.
368
00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:45,411
You do?
369
00:15:45,411 --> 00:15:47,246
Yeah, yeah.
I go down early,
370
00:15:47,246 --> 00:15:50,082
lie on the pavement and save three
places.
371
00:15:50,082 --> 00:15:51,500
Well, that's wonderful.
372
00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:54,003
One for me, and two for my unselfish
children
373
00:15:54,003 --> 00:15:56,005
that have been taking care of me
374
00:15:56,005 --> 00:15:58,290
for nigh on 52 years now.
Oh, now, Mother...
375
00:15:58,290 --> 00:15:59,675
Well, honey, I appreciate...
376
00:15:59,675 --> 00:16:02,177
Well, we wouldn't have had it any
other way.
377
00:16:02,177 --> 00:16:03,679
You know that, Mother.
378
00:16:03,679 --> 00:16:05,547
I want to tell you something.
What?
379
00:16:05,547 --> 00:16:08,384
Mr. Fillmore wants us to go on his
show.
380
00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:10,219
No.
381
00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:12,187
Yes. That Mrs. Ricardo
382
00:16:12,187 --> 00:16:14,690
wrote him a letter all about us.
383
00:16:14,690 --> 00:16:18,694
Oh, she is a darling woman and
beautiful too.
384
00:16:19,194 --> 00:16:20,696
Hey, you know something?
What?
385
00:16:21,196 --> 00:16:23,198
He may give us a trip to Honolulu.
386
00:16:23,198 --> 00:16:24,199
FRED: Yeah!
387
00:16:24,199 --> 00:16:25,701
No!
Yes!
388
00:16:25,701 --> 00:16:26,702
No!
Yes!
389
00:16:27,202 --> 00:16:28,454
Honey-lulu!
390
00:16:28,454 --> 00:16:29,822
Well, land a-goshen.
391
00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:33,826
If that don't put a crick in the pump
handle.
392
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,744
Wasn't that nice of Mrs. Ricardo?
393
00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:37,246
Oh, it certainly was.
394
00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:38,747
Well, I swan.
If she was home
395
00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:41,250
I'd hustle right over there and thank
her.
396
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:42,634
Oh, she isn't home?
397
00:16:42,634 --> 00:16:45,087
No, no, she's out of town.
398
00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:47,089
She'll be home tomorrowy.
399
00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:49,591
Although, I might be out of town.
400
00:16:49,591 --> 00:16:51,093
Oh, that's a shame.
401
00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:52,895
Yeah, well, I go a lot.
402
00:16:52,895 --> 00:16:56,315
You see, I wanted to have you on the
show this week.
403
00:16:56,315 --> 00:16:59,318
However, if she isn't here so I can
talk to you,
404
00:16:59,818 --> 00:17:02,321
I'm afraid I'll have to postpone it
till some later time.
405
00:17:02,321 --> 00:17:03,772
Oh?
406
00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:06,775
Hark! I think I hear her now.
407
00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:08,694
I didn't hear anything.
408
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:09,695
Oh, I did.
409
00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:11,196
Oh, so did I.
410
00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:13,198
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
411
00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:14,666
Yeah, it's her.
Hey, Mrs. Ricardo,
412
00:17:14,666 --> 00:17:16,168
when you get your hat and coat off,
413
00:17:16,168 --> 00:17:17,669
could you come over for a minute?
414
00:17:17,669 --> 00:17:18,921
Yeah, I'll be right over.
415
00:17:18,921 --> 00:17:20,706
Oh, yeah, she said she'll be right
over.
416
00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:22,207
Well, good.
417
00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:24,426
Now, if you'll excuse me, I got
something on the stove.
418
00:17:27,179 --> 00:17:30,015
She's old, but she's spry.
419
00:17:31,517 --> 00:17:32,468
She's a nice old thing.
420
00:17:32,968 --> 00:17:33,469
FRED: Yes, she is.
421
00:17:33,969 --> 00:17:34,770
Whose mother is she?
422
00:17:34,770 --> 00:17:37,139
Mine.
Mine.
423
00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:41,944
Well, is she your mother, Ethel?
424
00:17:41,944 --> 00:17:43,946
I thought she was mine.
425
00:17:44,446 --> 00:17:48,951
She's been with us so long, I'd
forgotten.
426
00:17:48,951 --> 00:17:50,452
Oh, there she is.
427
00:17:50,953 --> 00:17:52,454
Oh, Mrs. Ricardo!
428
00:17:52,454 --> 00:17:55,324
I want you to know this here's
Freddie Fillmore.
429
00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:56,825
How do you do, Mr. Fillmore?
430
00:17:56,825 --> 00:17:58,077
How do you do?
It's so nice to know you.
431
00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,962
Oh, Mrs. Ricardo, he told us all
about that letter
432
00:17:59,962 --> 00:18:01,463
you wrote about us,
433
00:18:01,463 --> 00:18:03,465
and I want to thank you, good
neighbor.
434
00:18:03,465 --> 00:18:04,833
Well...
Thank you, good neighbor.
435
00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:06,802
You're welcome, kindly couple.
436
00:18:06,802 --> 00:18:08,303
Mother's out in the kitchen.
437
00:18:08,303 --> 00:18:09,805
She'd like to thank you, too.
438
00:18:09,805 --> 00:18:11,807
Oh, well, I'll go out and see mother
right now.
439
00:18:11,807 --> 00:18:13,308
Oh, no, no, you wait right here.
440
00:18:13,308 --> 00:18:14,593
I'll go get her.
441
00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:22,851
Well, that's funny.
442
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:24,853
She isn't out there.
443
00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:26,855
Eh... uh...
are you sure?
444
00:18:26,855 --> 00:18:28,357
I looked all around.
445
00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:30,159
Now where's Mrs. Ricardo?
446
00:18:30,159 --> 00:18:33,028
Oh, uh... oh, she had something on
the stove, too.
447
00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:34,530
Really?
Yeah.
448
00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:37,032
Yeah, we eat a lot around here.
449
00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:38,534
Say, Mr. Fillmore, we sure do enjoy
450
00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:40,035
that show of yourn.
Yes, we do.
451
00:18:40,035 --> 00:18:42,037
You know the one I especially liked?
What?
452
00:18:42,037 --> 00:18:44,039
You know where that little feller
came
453
00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:45,541
and said he wanted to get a puppy dog
454
00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:47,543
for his little friend Oh, yeah.
455
00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:49,044
Burned up!
456
00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:50,045
Had to throw it in the incinerator.
457
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:51,346
Burned to a crisp.
458
00:18:51,346 --> 00:18:52,714
Oh, that's a shame.
459
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,967
Now, look, I'd like to have you all
on the show tomorrow.
460
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:57,469
However, I must have you all in here
at the same time
461
00:18:57,469 --> 00:18:58,971
so I can tell you what I want you to
do.
462
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,473
Oh. Well, I'll go get Mrs. Ricardo.
463
00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:06,145
My, she is spry, isn't she?
464
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,613
Spry as a cricket.
465
00:19:07,613 --> 00:19:09,565
Well, look, in the meantime,
466
00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:12,568
I have some papers here that I want
you to sign.
467
00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:14,069
Oh?
Oh, signing papers, huh?
468
00:19:14,069 --> 00:19:15,571
Yeah, just a little legal formality
469
00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:17,072
that we have to go through
470
00:19:17,072 --> 00:19:18,574
with everyone who appears on our
show.
471
00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:20,292
Well, we don't mind doing that.
472
00:19:23,545 --> 00:19:25,464
You want to see me, Mr. Fillmore?
473
00:19:25,464 --> 00:19:26,465
Uh, ye...
474
00:19:26,965 --> 00:19:28,467
Oh, yes, yes.
Now, uh...
475
00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:29,468
Well, now where's mother?
476
00:19:29,968 --> 00:19:30,969
Eh... where's mother?
477
00:19:30,969 --> 00:19:32,471
Well, she wasn't feeling well,
478
00:19:32,971 --> 00:19:34,473
so she's lying down in my apartment.
479
00:19:34,473 --> 00:19:35,474
Oh. Well, that's too bad.
480
00:19:35,474 --> 00:19:36,975
Well, when she gets up,
481
00:19:36,975 --> 00:19:38,477
will you please have her sign this?
Yes.
482
00:19:38,477 --> 00:19:40,479
And I want to see the rest of you
down at the station
483
00:19:40,479 --> 00:19:41,480
the first thing tomorrow morning.
484
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:42,981
Oh, don't worry, we'll be there.
485
00:19:42,981 --> 00:19:43,982
Please sign that.
486
00:19:45,484 --> 00:19:47,486
"...because they are so good and
kind,
487
00:19:47,486 --> 00:19:50,489
"I think Mr. And Mrs. Mertz and their
dear, old mother
488
00:19:50,489 --> 00:19:51,990
should have a trip to Honolulu."
489
00:19:51,990 --> 00:19:55,494
Signed "Hopefully yours, Lucy
Ricardo."
490
00:19:55,494 --> 00:19:57,496
There. Isn't that a nice letter?
491
00:19:57,996 --> 00:19:58,997
(audience applauding)
492
00:19:59,498 --> 00:20:00,999
We're so sorry that mother Mertz
493
00:20:00,999 --> 00:20:03,502
was too ill to come to the studio
tonight.
494
00:20:03,502 --> 00:20:05,003
Oh, well, she had a real bad spell,
495
00:20:05,003 --> 00:20:07,005
but she'll feel better.
She'll feel better soon.
496
00:20:07,506 --> 00:20:08,507
Oh, well, I'm glad to hear that.
497
00:20:08,507 --> 00:20:09,508
Now, Mr. and Mrs. Mertz,
498
00:20:10,008 --> 00:20:11,009
I want you to go right over there
499
00:20:11,009 --> 00:20:12,511
and sit down in those two chairs
500
00:20:12,511 --> 00:20:14,513
on the opposite side of the stage, if
you will.
501
00:20:14,513 --> 00:20:15,514
All right.
502
00:20:15,514 --> 00:20:16,515
Okay.
503
00:20:17,015 --> 00:20:19,017
FILLMORE: Right over there.
504
00:20:19,017 --> 00:20:20,936
Sit right down in them.
505
00:20:21,436 --> 00:20:22,938
Right there.
506
00:20:22,938 --> 00:20:24,439
Now, lean back, relax.
507
00:20:24,940 --> 00:20:26,775
Those are reclining chairs.
508
00:20:26,775 --> 00:20:28,026
There, aren't you comfortable?
509
00:20:28,026 --> 00:20:28,860
Oh, yeah.
510
00:20:29,361 --> 00:20:30,195
Oh, fine.
511
00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:32,564
Now, we're going to see if Mrs.
Ricardo
512
00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:34,566
can win this trip to Honolulu for
you.
513
00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:37,569
And, Mrs. Ricardo, we have a real
surprise for you.
514
00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:40,072
Oh?
We have a friend of yours here today.
515
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,073
A friend of mine?
516
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:43,075
Yes. You see, when we told him
517
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:46,078
about Mr. and Mrs. Mertz and their
dear old mother,
518
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:49,081
he insisted on coming down here and
helping you out.
519
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,082
Oh.
Wasn't that nice?
520
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:52,384
Send him out here, boys.
521
00:20:52,384 --> 00:20:53,669
LUCY: Ricky!
522
00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:56,171
FILLMORE: That's right-- your
husband,
523
00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:58,173
bandleader Ricky Ricardo.
524
00:20:58,173 --> 00:20:59,675
Oh...
525
00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:01,677
(applause)
526
00:21:03,178 --> 00:21:06,982
Um... are you sure he's going to help
me?
527
00:21:06,982 --> 00:21:08,850
Of course, dear.
Oh.
528
00:21:08,850 --> 00:21:11,320
Oh, as a matter of face, he's going
to do most of the work.
529
00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:12,821
Now, here's what I want you to do.
530
00:21:12,821 --> 00:21:15,324
Mrs. Ricardo, I want you to get right
up there in that circle
531
00:21:15,324 --> 00:21:17,242
where you can get your hand on that
cord.
532
00:21:17,242 --> 00:21:19,745
And Mr. Ricardo, right up here, if
you will.
533
00:21:19,745 --> 00:21:20,746
Yes, sir.
534
00:21:20,746 --> 00:21:21,747
There we are.
535
00:21:21,747 --> 00:21:23,248
Now, what I want you to do
536
00:21:23,248 --> 00:21:25,250
is think of a song with something
physical
537
00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:27,169
in it, like, uh...
Well, uh, rain.
538
00:21:27,169 --> 00:21:29,671
I get the blues when it rains
539
00:21:29,671 --> 00:21:31,623
And the blues I can't lose...
540
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:33,625
I know the song.
You don't have to sing it.
541
00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:35,043
You know it.
542
00:21:35,043 --> 00:21:37,546
Oh, that's such a beautiful suit.
543
00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:39,548
We wouldn't want anything to happen
to that.
544
00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:42,050
Boys, I think we'd better give him a
slicker, huh?
545
00:21:42,050 --> 00:21:43,552
Now, wait just a minute...
546
00:21:43,552 --> 00:21:45,854
Oh, now, you're willing to do this
for your neighbors,
547
00:21:45,854 --> 00:21:47,723
aren't you?
RICKY: For the neighbors?
548
00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:48,724
Well, sure you are.
549
00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:50,225
Now, wait just a minute.
550
00:21:50,225 --> 00:21:51,226
I don't know.
551
00:21:51,226 --> 00:21:52,728
Oh, of course you will.
552
00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:53,729
There we are.
All right.
553
00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:55,113
Now I think we're all set.
554
00:21:55,113 --> 00:21:58,567
Mrs. Ricardo, every time he says the
word "rain..."
555
00:21:58,567 --> 00:21:59,568
Yeah?
556
00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:01,069
you pull that cord.
557
00:22:01,069 --> 00:22:02,571
Oh, okay.
558
00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:03,572
You got the idea?
559
00:22:04,072 --> 00:22:05,324
Yeah, I got it.
All set.
560
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:07,709
Mrs. Ricardo, you know what to do.
561
00:22:07,709 --> 00:22:09,494
I sure do.
Okay!
562
00:22:09,494 --> 00:22:12,964
All right, go ahead and sing.
563
00:22:12,964 --> 00:22:16,718
I get the blues when it rains...
564
00:22:16,718 --> 00:22:18,754
Yeah, boy...!
565
00:22:22,891 --> 00:22:24,142
All of the...
566
00:22:24,142 --> 00:22:25,510
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
567
00:22:25,510 --> 00:22:27,012
What's he got the slicker on for?
568
00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:29,014
Well, I was afraid some of that rain
569
00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:30,399
might splash and get on him.
570
00:22:30,399 --> 00:22:31,900
Well, thanks a lot.
571
00:22:31,900 --> 00:22:33,402
Oh, and there's one other thing
572
00:22:33,902 --> 00:22:35,404
I forgot to tell you, Mrs. Ricardo.
573
00:22:35,404 --> 00:22:37,406
If you step outside of that circle
574
00:22:37,406 --> 00:22:38,657
at any time during the stunt
575
00:22:38,657 --> 00:22:42,027
your friends don't get the trip to
Honolulu.
576
00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:42,911
Well, isn't it over?
577
00:22:42,911 --> 00:22:44,780
Over? We haven't even started yet.
578
00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:47,416
Well, what was all that rain stuff?
579
00:22:47,416 --> 00:22:50,168
(laughter)
580
00:22:50,168 --> 00:22:51,370
Oh, that's just a little test.
581
00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:52,871
Oh.
582
00:22:52,871 --> 00:22:54,623
Oh, uh, Ricky, here's what I want you
to do.
583
00:22:54,623 --> 00:22:55,924
I have a list of words here--
584
00:22:55,924 --> 00:22:58,427
things, oh, like leaves, feathers,
stuff like that.
585
00:22:58,427 --> 00:23:00,429
Now, I want you to see how many songs
586
00:23:00,429 --> 00:23:02,431
you can think of that contain those
words,
587
00:23:02,931 --> 00:23:04,933
and every time you sing one of those
songs,
588
00:23:04,933 --> 00:23:07,936
you push your friends just a little
closer to Honolulu.
589
00:23:07,936 --> 00:23:10,439
And if within the two-minute time
limit,
590
00:23:10,439 --> 00:23:11,940
you can think of enough songs
591
00:23:11,940 --> 00:23:14,443
and Mrs. Ricardo doesn't step outside
of that circle,
592
00:23:14,943 --> 00:23:17,946
then the Mertzes get the trip to
Honolulu, you understand?
593
00:23:17,946 --> 00:23:18,814
Yeah, I got it.
594
00:23:19,314 --> 00:23:21,817
Okay, now you've got exactly two
minutes.
595
00:23:21,817 --> 00:23:23,318
Okay.
Go!
596
00:23:23,318 --> 00:23:24,820
All right.
597
00:23:24,820 --> 00:23:26,238
Um...
598
00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:31,293
I'm putting all my eggs
599
00:23:35,046 --> 00:23:39,084
In one basket...
600
00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:40,969
They're in Detroit.
601
00:23:40,969 --> 00:23:43,638
Uh...
602
00:23:43,638 --> 00:23:48,477
How deep is the ocean...
603
00:23:54,566 --> 00:23:55,901
Chicago.
604
00:23:55,901 --> 00:23:59,855
I'm in love with you...
605
00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:02,107
Oh, no, not that! Not that!
606
00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:03,825
Honey...
607
00:24:03,825 --> 00:24:06,244
Oh, no!
608
00:24:09,748 --> 00:24:10,749
(bell rings)
609
00:24:10,749 --> 00:24:12,117
Denver!
610
00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:15,420
Say you love me...
611
00:24:15,420 --> 00:24:18,089
No, not again! Not again!
612
00:24:18,089 --> 00:24:19,174
Honey...
613
00:24:19,174 --> 00:24:21,092
Oh, no...
614
00:24:23,595 --> 00:24:24,796
(bell rings)
615
00:24:24,796 --> 00:24:26,298
West Denver!
616
00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:30,268
Just around the corner
617
00:24:30,769 --> 00:24:34,105
There's a rainbow in the sky
618
00:24:34,105 --> 00:24:40,479
So let's have another cup of
coffee...
619
00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:43,982
(bell rings)
620
00:24:43,982 --> 00:24:46,284
San Francisco, and you have five
seconds to go!
621
00:24:46,284 --> 00:24:47,202
Hurry up!
622
00:24:47,536 --> 00:24:48,537
Five seconds, huh?
623
00:24:48,537 --> 00:24:50,789
Let's have another piece of...
624
00:24:50,789 --> 00:24:53,625
Um... um...
625
00:24:53,625 --> 00:24:55,377
Come on!
626
00:24:55,377 --> 00:24:56,661
Come on, come on!
(bell rings)
627
00:24:56,661 --> 00:24:58,129
Sorry. Time's up.
628
00:24:58,129 --> 00:24:59,047
You've lost.
629
00:24:59,047 --> 00:25:01,333
Pie, you idiot!
630
00:26:18,426 --> 00:26:21,313
ANNOUNCER: I Love Lucy is a Desilu
production.
631
00:26:21,763 --> 00:26:23,732
Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz
632
00:26:23,732 --> 00:26:26,635
will be back next week at this same
time.
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