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J do
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Hey, kids.
You know what time it is?
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It's birthday time!
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J it's your birthday
and we want you to have fun j
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j it's your birthday,
so let's party, everyone j
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j it's your birthday &
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j and we want you to have fun j
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j it's your birthday,
so let's party, everyone j
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okay now, kids, clap your hands
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like there's no tomorrow.
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& we welcome you to Willy's
where everyone's your friend &
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that's right.
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J here at Willy's wonderland j
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j the good times never end j
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J do
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Carl!
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J do
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J it's your birthday
and we want you to have fun &
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j it's your birthday,
so let's party, everyone j
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okay now, kids, clap your hands
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like there's no tomorrow.
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& we welcome you to Willy's
where everyone's your friend &
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J do
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J do
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ah.
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Yeah, I tell everybody
that attempts the 50,
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there ain't shit out here,
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but you gotta be prepared
for anything.
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A bunch of fun-loving kids
stole the zigzag
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out of the back of the
sheriff's pickup a month ago.
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Guess you found it for 'em.
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You know what some folks
consider funny?
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Just ruin a man's whole damn day.
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God's honest truth.
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Now, where'd you say you're from?
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Oh, you're one of those guys
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that don't wanna look back, huh?
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You're one where
the past lives in the past, huh?
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Yeah, I understand.
No, I can't blame you.
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I mean, we all got so much baggage.
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I just say, move forward.
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You're a rolling stone. Yup.
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We had a car chase around here
a while back.
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Some boy got up to 150 miles an hour,
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just launched it right off
tension's peak, man.
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It's like a superhero. It went fwoom!
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Carnage was terrible. It was just... wow.
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J do
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Oh, fuck me.
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J do
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- Will you just stop it?
- Open the door!
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I'll open the damn door.
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What the hell is wrong with you?
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No! God damn it.
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Hey jed, what's up?
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This old boy had the misfortune
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of finding your zigzags out there.
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I figured I'd bring 'em back to you.
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- He all right?
- Yeah, he'll be all right.
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Tire's not, but he'll be fine.
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He had this pretty Camaro right here.
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Yes, yes, it was that ocean blue...
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jed, I'll come by and get 'em later.
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All turning around,
spinning out, everything.
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He just slid right in there
and then pop, pop...
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I don't have time
for this today, okay?
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Yes, ma'am.
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- Take this off me.
- Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
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There's not a chance in hell
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I'm letting you out
of this trailer tonight.
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I hate you.
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Oh, talk sweet to me all you want.
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Get down.
You know the drill. Get down.
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- Get out of my way.
- Come here.
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What the hell are you doing?
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Wait.
I'll be back in the morning.
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What... how the hell
am I supposed to eat?
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How am I supposed to take a piss?
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There are chips is on the coffee table
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and a bucket on the floor.
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Try not to make a mess.
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You're a bitch.
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Oh, I love you too.
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J do
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Hey, it's gonna be
about $250 for the tow,
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and we'll need
all four tires replaced.
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And there was something
wrong with that chip, I think.
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But I can fix it for about $1,000.
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Yep.
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No, cash only. Uh-uh, no.
And in advance.
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Yeah, I don't take
no plastic credit cards.
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Oh, that over there.
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Yeah, we ain't got
no Internet in hayesville.
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Yeah, so all the atms,
they just don't work.
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Yeah, we were gonna get it,
but they just didn't.
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You ain't got the cash, huh?
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Now ain't that a dilly of a pickle?
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Hmm.
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You willing to work it off?
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Okay, then.
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I think I've got somebody
who can accommodate.
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Hey, kid.
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I got a guy for you.
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You want god to laugh,
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you tell him your plans.
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Howdy there, partner.
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My name is Tex, same as the state.
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Got the handle macadoo.
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Welcome to Willy's wonderland.
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- Yeah, he don't talk much.
- And I respect that.
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I enjoy a man of few words.
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Well, business is not
what it used to be,
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but I am fixing to reopen
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and make Willy's better than ever.
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Anyway, enough horseshit.
Here's my offer.
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You spend the night
cleaning Willy's wonderland
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and I will pay to have your car fixed.
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I go on in tomorrow,
you come out of there,
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and your ride will be
ready for you right there.
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Deal?
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If not, I got places to be.
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All right. All right.
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Let's go inside.
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Good luck, mister.
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Watch your step.
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Check this out.
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Hey kids, it's Willy the weasel.
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Welcome to my wonderland.
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Come on down and meet the gang.
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We've got arty the alligator,
siren Sara,
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cammy the chameleon,
Gus gorilla,
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knighty knight,
ozzie the ostrich,
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and tito the turtle.
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J it's your birthday,
so let's party, everyone j
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j it's your birthday
and we want you to have fun &
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j it's your birthday,
so let's party, everyone j
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we had some great times.
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Kids laughing, smiling,
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eating hot dogs, opening presents.
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you know the story, right?
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Well, some of these
little bastards start crawling
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over the characters, they get hurt.
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A couple of lawsuits later
from mommy safety organizations
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and wham, bam, thank you ma'am,
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we're out of business.
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Shut us right down.
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Damn thing always gets jammed.
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Yeah.
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This stuff oughta do the trick.
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Broom, mop, bucket, drain snake,
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windex, rags,
whatever you need, we got it.
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Oh, lookee here.
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Congratulations.
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You are officially on staff.
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Well, pal, it's gonna be dark soon.
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I'll be back in the morning
with that car of yours
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dapper and ready to drive
or my name is not Tex macadoo.
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Help yourself to whatever
you can find in the kitchen.
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It's on the house.
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And be sure to take breaks.
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Always good to pace yourself.
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That's it. Good luck.
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Damn.
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I thought you quit.
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My last one.
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Piece of shit.
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All right, let's get the hell outta here.
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I can't stand to hear
a grown man scream.
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- Liv, you in there?
- Oh, shit.
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Yeah, I'm in here.
Can you help me out?
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- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- Okay, calm down, dude.
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No need to be a superhero.
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- Oh!
- Oh, my god.
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Oh, damn it! Oh!
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Nice one, genius.
The door was unlocked.
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How am I supposed to know that?
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Oh, shit.
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Let me see if we can find something
to get you out of that.
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She gave you a bucket?
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Bitch is wicked.
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- Liv, you okay?
- Are you okay?
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Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. Just...
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I found a screwdriver.
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What the hell are we gonna
do with a screwdriver?
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Have y'all never
worn handcuffs before?
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- Oh, shut up.
- Why not just look for the key?
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What the hell
am I looking in the fridge for?
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God, these eggs are definitely bad.
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We need, like, a saw
or a pliers or something.
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- Pliers?
- Can't find no key in here.
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- Shut up and find something.
- You shut up!
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You ain't had no handcuffs on.
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Gee, thanks for the help, guys.
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- Cool. We good.
- Yo.
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Come on. We're late.
I saw the bait already.
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Where?
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Well, he was with jed in his truck.
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Probably locked inside Willy's by now.
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Well, let's roll out.
I wanna see that bitch burn.
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Yeah, burn, baby, burn.
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Wait, guys, this isn't
for your entertainment, okay?
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It's for doing what's right.
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It's gotta be a little entertaining.
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Look, I wanna see them freak bastards die
for what I see 'em do.
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Shut up, dude.
What have you seen them do?
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Remember that one time I was...
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Okay, shut up. Guys.
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If we're doing this,
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we're gonna do this as a mission,
not a field trip.
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Are you with me or not?
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Yeah, we're with you, Liv.
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Whatever you say.
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Yeah.
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All right. Let's do this.
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I'm gonna feast on your face!
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Sheriff, if I may,
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why'd you request the state
to send backup for one night
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to curfew a place
the size of a postage stamp?
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Oh, don't get me wrong.
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I got a wife and kid on the way
and I do love the overtime pay.
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- Double overtime.
- Right.
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So what's the plan
the rest of the evening?
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- See that phone?
- Yeah.
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We're gonna sit here
and pray it don't ring.
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Copy that.
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j to the beat j
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j whistle loud, whistle low j
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j sway your hips and here we go j
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- hey, tito.
- Hola, Willy.
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I hear that there's a birthday boy
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in the audience tonight.
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Si, Willy. Cantamos.
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J it's your birthday
and we want you to have fun j
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j it's your birthday,
so let's party, everyone j
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j it's your birthday
and we want you to have fun j
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j it's your birthday j
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j so let's party, everyone j
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J do
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Let's play hide and seek.
263
00:26:42,101 --> 00:26:46,014
J you'll never find me &
264
00:26:46,105 --> 00:26:49,768
I'm gonna eat your eyes out
and then feast on your soul.
265
00:26:53,654 --> 00:26:55,610
You're as icy as an igloo.
266
00:26:58,283 --> 00:26:59,773
Happy day.
267
00:26:59,868 --> 00:27:01,449
You're getting warmer.
268
00:27:02,454 --> 00:27:04,615
You're as hot as a pancake on a grill
269
00:27:04,706 --> 00:27:06,287
and just as yummy.
270
00:27:17,302 --> 00:27:18,417
Gorilla greetings.
271
00:27:25,853 --> 00:27:28,595
J do
272
00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:33,731
that tickles.
273
00:27:34,695 --> 00:27:40,235
J do
274
00:27:42,995 --> 00:27:49,867
j do
275
00:27:57,718 --> 00:28:00,255
But we were friends.
276
00:28:46,975 --> 00:28:53,938
J do
277
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:54,531
J do
278
00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:55,626
ah.
279
00:30:04,011 --> 00:30:10,803
J do
280
00:30:32,039 --> 00:30:33,575
- Hey, Chris.
- What?
281
00:30:33,665 --> 00:30:35,405
Can you pour gas
literally anywhere else?
282
00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:37,020
I'm sorry you pour like crap, Aaron.
283
00:30:37,085 --> 00:30:39,689
- You're pouring gas on top of my gas.
- All right, let me go over here
284
00:30:39,713 --> 00:30:41,649
and I'll just paint the bush.
Perfect. Thank you.
285
00:30:41,673 --> 00:30:45,006
Hey, you blowing bubbles?
Bring your ass.
286
00:30:45,093 --> 00:30:46,003
You forgot the lighter, didn't you?
287
00:30:46,094 --> 00:30:47,094
No, I didn't.
288
00:30:48,513 --> 00:30:50,674
There you go. Yeah, all right.
289
00:30:54,519 --> 00:30:55,975
Wait, wait, wait. Uh-uh. Not yet.
290
00:30:56,063 --> 00:30:58,019
That guy's still in there.
291
00:30:58,106 --> 00:30:59,516
We gotta get him out first.
292
00:31:03,070 --> 00:31:04,901
Hey, sir! Sir!
293
00:31:06,740 --> 00:31:08,856
You're not safe in there.
We gotta get you out.
294
00:31:13,121 --> 00:31:15,032
Hey! - Well, that was rude.
295
00:31:15,123 --> 00:31:16,267
Hey, look,
if he don't wanna be safe,
296
00:31:16,291 --> 00:31:17,827
it's his ass, not ours.
297
00:31:17,918 --> 00:31:20,455
Tough shit. I'm getting him out
whether he likes it or not.
298
00:31:20,545 --> 00:31:21,898
You wanna go in there
with those things?
299
00:31:21,922 --> 00:31:23,037
Are you high?
300
00:31:23,131 --> 00:31:24,275
Look, if he wanna be cremated,
301
00:31:24,299 --> 00:31:25,630
that's his business. - Yeah.
302
00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:27,028
I'm sorry, but I'm just not okay
303
00:31:27,052 --> 00:31:28,613
with letting somebody
burn alive in there
304
00:31:28,637 --> 00:31:31,629
if we can do something about it.
305
00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:33,634
- She's right.
- Of course she is, Chris.
306
00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:34,635
Oh, shut up!
307
00:31:34,726 --> 00:31:36,079
Hurry this shit up
so we can go home.
308
00:31:36,103 --> 00:31:39,220
I'll figure out how to get inside,
but I'm not putting you guys in danger.
309
00:31:39,314 --> 00:31:41,396
You just figure out
how to get us out once I do.
310
00:31:42,734 --> 00:31:43,814
Okay.
311
00:31:56,164 --> 00:32:03,127
J do
312
00:32:44,629 --> 00:32:51,216
J do
313
00:32:57,642 --> 00:33:01,555
J do
314
00:33:07,068 --> 00:33:08,171
I didn't even know you smoked.
315
00:33:08,195 --> 00:33:11,232
Where'd you get this?
316
00:33:11,323 --> 00:33:13,154
I grew it myself. I call it no clue.
317
00:33:13,241 --> 00:33:15,778
- How much thc is in it?
- No clue.
318
00:33:17,245 --> 00:33:19,486
- What?
- I'm cold.
319
00:33:23,835 --> 00:33:30,832
J do
320
00:33:46,233 --> 00:33:48,849
I've waited so long
for a girl to play with.
321
00:33:54,282 --> 00:33:56,193
Wanna see my treehouse? - Uh-uh.
322
00:33:56,284 --> 00:33:57,524
Not today, girlfriend.
323
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:01,080
Ow.
324
00:34:02,457 --> 00:34:03,867
Come play with me.
325
00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:10,454
J do
326
00:34:10,549 --> 00:34:16,294
j ring around the Rosie j
327
00:34:16,388 --> 00:34:22,054
j' a pocketful of posies j
328
00:34:22,143 --> 00:34:27,388
j ashes, ashes j
329
00:34:27,482 --> 00:34:31,191
j we all fall &
330
00:34:34,489 --> 00:34:36,025
holy shit. Guys, that was Liv.
331
00:34:36,116 --> 00:34:37,401
We gotta go after her.
332
00:34:37,492 --> 00:34:38,719
I'm out this bitch. Y'all playing.
333
00:34:38,743 --> 00:34:40,404
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Both: Bobby!
334
00:34:40,495 --> 00:34:41,495
What?
335
00:34:42,330 --> 00:34:44,036
Are y'all serious right now?
336
00:34:44,124 --> 00:34:45,893
We supposed to go in there
and get killed too?
337
00:34:45,917 --> 00:34:47,828
You wanna stay here?
We gotta do something.
338
00:34:47,919 --> 00:34:49,250
No, I actually wanna leave,
339
00:34:49,337 --> 00:34:51,274
and I thought y'all might
want to also, but I don't care.
340
00:34:51,298 --> 00:34:53,334
- Fine. I'll go.
- No, no, I'll go.
341
00:34:53,425 --> 00:34:55,211
No, wait... hey, stop, stop.
342
00:34:55,302 --> 00:34:56,838
This is Liv we're talking about.
343
00:34:56,928 --> 00:34:59,419
- Move out of the way.
- What? No!
344
00:34:59,514 --> 00:35:00,924
Damn!
345
00:35:01,766 --> 00:35:03,848
Hey, hey. Whoa, hey. Y'all look away.
346
00:35:03,935 --> 00:35:06,517
Baby, god damn.
Hey, y'all back up, man.
347
00:35:07,772 --> 00:35:14,769
J do
348
00:35:32,380 --> 00:35:34,358
Thank god you're still alive.
We gotta get you outta here.
349
00:35:34,382 --> 00:35:35,212
I stopped that bitch,
350
00:35:35,300 --> 00:35:37,291
but that won't keep
her away for long, so...
351
00:35:38,386 --> 00:35:39,466
Hey!
352
00:35:39,554 --> 00:35:41,545
Did you not hear what I just said?
353
00:35:43,183 --> 00:35:44,298
Hey!
354
00:35:44,809 --> 00:35:51,146
J do
355
00:35:52,067 --> 00:35:55,275
we go in, fast, we split up,
and as soon as we find Liv
356
00:35:55,362 --> 00:35:57,478
and this janitor dude, we're out.
357
00:35:58,365 --> 00:36:00,151
- Hmm.
- What, Aaron?
358
00:36:00,241 --> 00:36:02,386
We just don't need any more
Batman bullshit, all right?
359
00:36:02,410 --> 00:36:03,554
Okay. Thank you. Yeah, I know.
360
00:36:03,578 --> 00:36:05,556
It's only going to make it
less safe for everyone else.
361
00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:07,241
You mean kinda like Liv just did?
362
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:10,740
Excuse me?
363
00:36:10,835 --> 00:36:12,700
Say what you gotta say. Speak up.
364
00:36:13,755 --> 00:36:15,916
Now's the time, Dan.
365
00:36:16,007 --> 00:36:17,372
You ain't gonna say it?
366
00:36:18,927 --> 00:36:20,417
Do you guys have something in mind?
367
00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:21,342
Hell yeah, we do.
368
00:36:21,429 --> 00:36:23,169
Everything you telling us not to do,
369
00:36:23,264 --> 00:36:25,926
that's exactly what your
dream girl got us up here doing.
370
00:36:26,017 --> 00:36:28,204
And now we probably
all getting fucked up because of it.
371
00:36:28,228 --> 00:36:30,344
- Bobby.
- What?
372
00:36:30,438 --> 00:36:31,974
Am I lying?
373
00:36:32,065 --> 00:36:33,680
No, I'm not. It's the truth.
374
00:36:35,860 --> 00:36:38,772
- Fine. I'll just go myself.
- Oh, whatever, Chris.
375
00:36:38,863 --> 00:36:41,320
When are you getting it through
your thick-ass skull, huh?
376
00:36:41,408 --> 00:36:42,944
Kissing that ass
377
00:36:43,034 --> 00:36:44,945
ain't gonna get you that ass, playboy.
378
00:36:45,036 --> 00:36:46,776
It'll more than likely get you killed,
379
00:36:46,871 --> 00:36:49,988
and ain't nobody, except for you, baby,
380
00:36:50,083 --> 00:36:52,369
worth none of this bullshit
you got us up here doing.
381
00:36:52,460 --> 00:36:54,792
So you know what?
I'm out this bitch.
382
00:36:54,879 --> 00:36:56,619
Baby, let's go.
383
00:36:58,883 --> 00:37:00,999
No, Chris! Chris!
384
00:37:01,094 --> 00:37:03,176
Oh, shit!
385
00:37:03,263 --> 00:37:04,378
Bobby!
386
00:37:10,478 --> 00:37:12,810
- God damn!
- Everybody okay?
387
00:37:12,897 --> 00:37:14,888
- Yeah.
- Nice of you guys to join us.
388
00:37:17,444 --> 00:37:18,713
Wait, what are you guys doing here?
389
00:37:18,737 --> 00:37:20,318
Oh, my god. Liv, you're alive.
390
00:37:22,741 --> 00:37:24,552
I thought we all agreed you
were supposed to stay outside
391
00:37:24,576 --> 00:37:26,407
and help us find a way out.
392
00:37:26,494 --> 00:37:27,574
Yeah, uh...
393
00:37:27,662 --> 00:37:29,640
Now how the hell are we
supposed to get out of here?
394
00:37:29,664 --> 00:37:31,726
I tried to keep 'em on the roof,
but they wouldn't listen.
395
00:37:31,750 --> 00:37:33,060
It's your fault we were on the roof.
396
00:37:33,084 --> 00:37:34,437
- It's my fault?
- It was your fault.
397
00:37:34,461 --> 00:37:36,381
Guys, guys, it's happening.
It's happening now.
398
00:37:36,463 --> 00:37:38,670
Oh, that's the nasty bitch
that tried to kill me.
399
00:37:39,507 --> 00:37:40,507
Liv.
400
00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:42,374
J we're all friends &
401
00:37:42,469 --> 00:37:44,835
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What are you doing?
402
00:37:44,929 --> 00:37:46,657
- Hey, what the hell, man?
- What are you... dude!
403
00:37:46,681 --> 00:37:47,591
Put her down, okay?
404
00:37:47,682 --> 00:37:49,673
I'm trying to help you, you dumb-ass!
405
00:37:51,102 --> 00:37:52,433
Seriously?
406
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:53,748
I'm trying to help him understand
407
00:37:53,772 --> 00:37:56,388
that he's gonna die in here,
but he won't listen to me.
408
00:37:56,483 --> 00:37:58,269
J sing, sing, sing j
409
00:37:58,359 --> 00:37:59,599
wait a second.
410
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:01,856
Wasn't there eight of them?
411
00:38:04,324 --> 00:38:06,030
J we're all friends &
412
00:38:06,117 --> 00:38:08,028
j we like to run j
oh, that's badass.
413
00:38:08,119 --> 00:38:12,237
J run, run, run
to the beat of the drum j
414
00:38:12,332 --> 00:38:13,447
oh, this is good.
415
00:38:13,541 --> 00:38:16,032
We're connecting.
We're sharing our feelings.
416
00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:17,617
J we're all friends &
417
00:38:17,712 --> 00:38:19,418
j we like to dance j
418
00:38:19,506 --> 00:38:21,042
j dance, dance, dance j
419
00:38:21,132 --> 00:38:23,293
j like there's ants in our pants j
420
00:38:23,384 --> 00:38:26,296
j do
421
00:38:26,387 --> 00:38:27,627
whoa.
422
00:38:27,722 --> 00:38:29,366
Have you been
to my super happy fun room yet?
423
00:38:29,390 --> 00:38:30,880
This is cool.
424
00:38:30,975 --> 00:38:33,057
Well, what are you waiting for?
425
00:38:33,144 --> 00:38:36,636
J the super happy fun room
is super happy fun j
426
00:38:36,731 --> 00:38:38,722
- yo. Look.
- J join us in the fun room &
427
00:38:38,817 --> 00:38:40,899
j where you'll be number one j
428
00:38:40,985 --> 00:38:42,665
j popcorn, cake, and hot dogs j
let's go.
429
00:38:42,737 --> 00:38:44,443
J soda and candy too j
430
00:38:44,531 --> 00:38:46,487
j the super happy fun room j
431
00:38:46,574 --> 00:38:48,485
I know the bullshit story they told you.
432
00:38:48,576 --> 00:38:50,282
That if you clean up the place tonight,
433
00:38:50,370 --> 00:38:53,908
they'll pay to have your
tires fixed by morning, right?
434
00:38:53,998 --> 00:38:55,488
It's a lie.
435
00:38:55,583 --> 00:38:56,493
They've said the same story
436
00:38:56,584 --> 00:38:59,291
to countless other
over the last 20 years.
437
00:38:59,379 --> 00:39:00,494
They baited you.
438
00:39:00,588 --> 00:39:02,499
You're here to be a human sacrifice.
439
00:39:02,590 --> 00:39:05,081
You're here to be eaten and killed.
440
00:39:05,176 --> 00:39:07,667
Do you understand that?
441
00:39:07,762 --> 00:39:10,925
This town has a dark history.
442
00:39:11,015 --> 00:39:14,098
And it all starts with this horrible place.
443
00:39:15,186 --> 00:39:16,301
You know, Willy's may seem
444
00:39:16,396 --> 00:39:18,933
like a happy-go-lucky child's play place,
445
00:39:19,023 --> 00:39:22,356
but it's much, much more than that.
446
00:39:22,443 --> 00:39:24,604
Willy's was built in 1996,
447
00:39:24,696 --> 00:39:27,529
the brainchild of Jerry Robert Willis.
448
00:39:27,615 --> 00:39:30,322
If that name sounds
familiar to you, it should.
449
00:39:30,410 --> 00:39:32,696
Jerry was one of the last century's
450
00:39:32,787 --> 00:39:35,529
most sick and sadistic serial killers.
451
00:39:35,623 --> 00:39:39,161
Jerry spent most of the time
cultivating similar sickos.
452
00:39:39,252 --> 00:39:43,040
I mean, these were the most
depraved people you could ever imagine.
453
00:39:43,798 --> 00:39:46,631
Often, Jerry and his crew would
454
00:39:46,718 --> 00:39:49,380
whisk away unsuspecting families
455
00:39:49,470 --> 00:39:51,586
to the super happy fun room.
456
00:39:53,224 --> 00:39:54,555
Once inside,
457
00:39:54,642 --> 00:39:57,509
the families would be
treated to a birthday cake
458
00:39:57,604 --> 00:39:59,890
and a private show by Willy weasel.
459
00:40:00,815 --> 00:40:02,976
The shows would always
end the same way.
460
00:40:06,070 --> 00:40:07,981
J do
461
00:40:08,072 --> 00:40:11,155
after numerous missing persons reports
462
00:40:11,242 --> 00:40:15,155
and suspicious smells
coming from the inside of Willy's,
463
00:40:15,246 --> 00:40:17,407
the law felt it was time to investigate.
464
00:40:21,085 --> 00:40:24,418
J do
465
00:40:24,505 --> 00:40:26,917
Jerry and his gang refused
466
00:40:27,008 --> 00:40:28,589
to be taken alive.
467
00:40:29,677 --> 00:40:31,167
After the police finally entered
468
00:40:31,262 --> 00:40:33,093
the super happy fun room,
469
00:40:34,098 --> 00:40:37,556
they discovered that Jerry and his crew
470
00:40:37,644 --> 00:40:40,761
had performed a satanic suicide ritual.
471
00:40:40,855 --> 00:40:43,187
Instead of surrendering,
472
00:40:43,274 --> 00:40:45,811
the killers decided to
take their own lives.
473
00:40:47,195 --> 00:40:51,689
Those familiar with
satanic rituals speculate that
474
00:40:51,783 --> 00:40:56,402
the suicide ritual was some
sort of a katra transfer of energy
475
00:40:56,496 --> 00:40:59,613
where the memory
and consciousness of the living
476
00:40:59,707 --> 00:41:02,699
relocate into non-living entities.
477
00:41:03,711 --> 00:41:06,874
In this case, the animatronic robots.
478
00:41:08,675 --> 00:41:11,633
Ten years later, Willy's reopens
479
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:14,256
with a new owner, Tex macadoo.
480
00:41:14,347 --> 00:41:18,431
He tries to keep the current public
unaware of its horrific past.
481
00:41:18,518 --> 00:41:20,804
Things are wrong from the start.
482
00:41:20,895 --> 00:41:24,604
There's reports that the creatures
would move on their own.
483
00:41:24,691 --> 00:41:28,434
Some would say things
they weren't programmed to say.
484
00:41:28,528 --> 00:41:30,519
Wanna fuck, fatty?
485
00:41:32,323 --> 00:41:34,735
And others would kill
486
00:41:34,826 --> 00:41:37,613
and feast on customers.
487
00:41:37,704 --> 00:41:39,911
After several ghastly incidents,
488
00:41:39,998 --> 00:41:42,330
Willy's closes its doors again.
489
00:41:43,167 --> 00:41:46,000
But Tex still doesn't
bulldoze it to the ground.
490
00:41:47,338 --> 00:41:49,829
Why, you may ask?
491
00:41:49,924 --> 00:41:52,085
Because Willy got to him.
492
00:41:52,176 --> 00:41:54,633
Convinced him
to make a deal with the devil.
493
00:41:54,721 --> 00:41:58,384
Along with all those other
backwoods inbreds in this sorry town.
494
00:42:00,184 --> 00:42:02,516
Speaking of backwoods inbreds,
495
00:42:02,603 --> 00:42:04,093
where'd Bob and Kathy go?
496
00:42:08,568 --> 00:42:09,683
J do
497
00:42:09,777 --> 00:42:11,642
whoa.
498
00:42:11,738 --> 00:42:18,200
J do
499
00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:21,361
this is where it actually happened.
500
00:42:22,457 --> 00:42:25,290
This is where those
kid killers offed themselves.
501
00:42:25,376 --> 00:42:26,582
Oh.
502
00:42:28,046 --> 00:42:29,707
Cool.
503
00:42:29,797 --> 00:42:31,537
The fuck?
504
00:42:31,632 --> 00:42:38,549
J do
505
00:42:42,769 --> 00:42:47,513
j do
506
00:42:47,607 --> 00:42:51,316
okay, yeah, this is...
507
00:42:51,402 --> 00:42:53,484
This is weird as fuck.
508
00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:55,732
Yo, who the hell bringing
their kids up in here?
509
00:42:57,075 --> 00:42:59,157
Shit, not my kids.
510
00:42:59,243 --> 00:43:00,733
Not our kids.
511
00:43:03,247 --> 00:43:06,239
Is it weird that I'm getting
really turned on right now?
512
00:43:08,252 --> 00:43:10,163
Oh, you a freak freak.
513
00:43:10,254 --> 00:43:13,746
It's never seemed
to bother you before.
514
00:43:13,841 --> 00:43:15,331
Who says it bothers me now?
515
00:43:15,426 --> 00:43:22,264
J do
516
00:43:25,436 --> 00:43:26,516
hmm.
517
00:43:28,689 --> 00:43:30,350
Happy birthday, baby.
518
00:43:30,441 --> 00:43:32,102
It's not my birthday.
519
00:43:34,278 --> 00:43:36,610
I still wanna see you
in your birthday suit.
520
00:43:41,452 --> 00:43:43,430
Have you been listening
to a word I've been saying?
521
00:43:43,454 --> 00:43:46,537
Look at all these naughty
birthday boys and birthday girls.
522
00:43:46,624 --> 00:43:47,363
Oh, shit.
523
00:43:47,458 --> 00:43:49,790
I think it's time for them
to go nightie night.
524
00:43:49,877 --> 00:43:53,415
J it's your birthday
and we want you to have fun j
525
00:43:53,506 --> 00:43:59,376
j it's your birthday, so let's
kill everyone j
526
00:44:05,685 --> 00:44:07,767
J do
527
00:44:07,854 --> 00:44:10,436
j six little chickens
at the end of the line j
528
00:44:10,523 --> 00:44:13,230
j six little chickens
at the end of the line j
529
00:44:13,317 --> 00:44:15,808
j one happy weasel says,
"it's dinner time" j
530
00:44:15,903 --> 00:44:18,394
j six little chickens
oughta be just fine &
531
00:44:18,489 --> 00:44:21,231
j six little chickens
in the weasel's den &
532
00:44:21,325 --> 00:44:23,907
j four little roosters
and a couple of hens j
533
00:44:23,995 --> 00:44:26,452
j nowhere to run, nowhere to hide j
534
00:44:26,539 --> 00:44:28,996
j six little chickens
at the end of the line j
535
00:44:29,083 --> 00:44:31,790
j six little chickens j
watch out, now!
536
00:44:31,878 --> 00:44:34,460
J six little chickens j
here comes the weasel!
537
00:44:34,547 --> 00:44:36,913
J six little chickens
running outta time j
538
00:44:37,008 --> 00:44:38,008
whoops!
539
00:44:38,718 --> 00:44:42,336
J five little chickens
at the end of the line j
540
00:44:48,936 --> 00:44:51,427
- Shit!
- What the... holy fuck!
541
00:44:54,358 --> 00:45:00,945
J do
542
00:45:03,201 --> 00:45:04,907
go. Leave. Leave!
543
00:45:06,370 --> 00:45:07,906
Chris, go.
544
00:45:11,792 --> 00:45:16,331
J do
545
00:45:16,422 --> 00:45:17,878
I'm sorry.
546
00:45:30,937 --> 00:45:35,055
J do
547
00:45:39,987 --> 00:45:46,779
j do
548
00:45:58,589 --> 00:45:59,999
Why you stopping?
549
00:46:00,091 --> 00:46:01,797
Has that thing always been here?
550
00:46:03,010 --> 00:46:04,947
Girl, that thing been
in every single room we've been in.
551
00:46:04,971 --> 00:46:06,927
It's on the wall right now.
Come on, babe.
552
00:46:10,017 --> 00:46:16,980
J do
553
00:46:19,026 --> 00:46:20,857
it's staring at us.
554
00:46:23,030 --> 00:46:24,258
Well, then let's give it a show.
555
00:46:24,282 --> 00:46:25,738
What you talking about? Come on.
556
00:46:25,825 --> 00:46:26,825
Get nasty with it.
557
00:46:38,004 --> 00:46:44,625
J do
558
00:46:53,644 --> 00:46:58,388
J do
559
00:46:59,483 --> 00:47:06,480
j do
560
00:47:10,661 --> 00:47:14,995
j do
561
00:47:18,085 --> 00:47:25,048
j do
562
00:47:51,702 --> 00:47:55,194
- Hayesville sheriff's office.
- Sheriff?
563
00:47:55,289 --> 00:47:57,450
This is sheriff lund.
564
00:47:57,541 --> 00:47:59,452
It's Chris muley.
565
00:47:59,543 --> 00:48:01,124
What can I do you for, Chris?
566
00:48:02,630 --> 00:48:04,291
Christ, I did something stupid.
567
00:48:05,716 --> 00:48:08,298
We're at Willy's.
568
00:48:12,556 --> 00:48:14,467
Prank call.
569
00:48:21,107 --> 00:48:23,644
You want me to get that?
570
00:48:23,734 --> 00:48:25,850
People made their beds,
they gotta lie in 'em.
571
00:48:25,945 --> 00:48:30,029
Pretty sure the saying is,
"protect and serve," sheriff.
572
00:48:30,116 --> 00:48:32,072
Shut your mouth, smart guy.
573
00:48:32,159 --> 00:48:34,150
You're not funny.
574
00:48:35,329 --> 00:48:37,320
Liv brought us here.
575
00:48:37,415 --> 00:48:38,495
Son of a bitch.
576
00:48:38,582 --> 00:48:40,413
Get your asses out of there, son.
577
00:48:42,169 --> 00:48:43,249
Put your balls on, Evan.
578
00:48:43,337 --> 00:48:45,077
We're going to Willy's.
579
00:48:48,134 --> 00:48:55,347
J do
580
00:49:19,165 --> 00:49:26,378
J do
581
00:49:36,182 --> 00:49:43,395
J do
582
00:50:10,049 --> 00:50:17,012
J do
583
00:50:38,869 --> 00:50:41,986
Bobby, that thing just moved!
584
00:50:42,081 --> 00:50:43,537
Where the fuck did it go?
585
00:50:46,877 --> 00:50:47,992
No! No!
586
00:50:59,139 --> 00:51:06,056
J do
587
00:51:13,404 --> 00:51:15,090
I really need you
to help me find my friends.
588
00:51:15,114 --> 00:51:16,979
Please. -
589
00:51:19,285 --> 00:51:22,777
oh, my god. Kathy!
590
00:51:24,331 --> 00:51:31,294
J do
591
00:51:39,763 --> 00:51:41,048
Oh, my god.
592
00:51:41,140 --> 00:51:47,932
J do
593
00:51:53,360 --> 00:52:00,323
J do
594
00:52:23,807 --> 00:52:30,804
J do
595
00:52:40,199 --> 00:52:42,485
I'm so sorry.
596
00:52:47,206 --> 00:52:50,915
J do
597
00:52:51,001 --> 00:52:52,707
hello, little boy.
598
00:52:54,004 --> 00:52:56,336
You don't have to be afraid of me.
599
00:52:56,423 --> 00:52:58,163
I'm not the same as the others.
600
00:53:03,013 --> 00:53:04,753
They're so mean to me.
601
00:53:04,848 --> 00:53:08,932
They call me ugly and they
make fun of my colorful skin.
602
00:53:09,019 --> 00:53:11,305
I'm trapped in this body.
603
00:53:11,397 --> 00:53:14,514
I just want to be free.
604
00:53:14,608 --> 00:53:17,520
I guess I don't
expect you to believe me.
605
00:53:17,611 --> 00:53:19,317
I hoped that you were different.
606
00:53:22,533 --> 00:53:27,948
J do
607
00:53:28,038 --> 00:53:29,528
I'm Chris.
608
00:53:29,623 --> 00:53:32,535
Trust me, Chris. You know you can.
609
00:53:32,626 --> 00:53:34,742
You can feel my goodness.
610
00:53:37,297 --> 00:53:39,583
If what you're saying is true,
611
00:53:41,468 --> 00:53:44,426
and you're not like the others...
612
00:53:46,890 --> 00:53:49,973
I could help you get to the next life?
613
00:53:50,060 --> 00:53:51,345
It's true.
614
00:53:51,437 --> 00:53:53,348
Evil has kept me here.
615
00:53:53,439 --> 00:53:55,179
You must have questions.
616
00:53:55,274 --> 00:53:58,482
I can tell you so much
about the other side.
617
00:53:58,569 --> 00:54:01,231
I can answer all your questions.
618
00:54:01,321 --> 00:54:03,186
If you can help me.
619
00:54:05,492 --> 00:54:06,982
You ever use your sidearm?
620
00:54:07,077 --> 00:54:08,988
Oh. In training.
621
00:54:09,079 --> 00:54:10,990
But these are just punk kids, right?
622
00:54:11,081 --> 00:54:12,912
What, vandalizing and loitering?
623
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:14,661
I doubt we'll need to drop 'em.
624
00:54:14,752 --> 00:54:16,413
It's not the kids.
625
00:54:17,504 --> 00:54:19,244
It's Willy.
626
00:54:19,339 --> 00:54:21,830
The dancing rat?
627
00:54:23,761 --> 00:54:25,251
Okay.
628
00:54:25,345 --> 00:54:26,380
I get it. I get it.
629
00:54:26,472 --> 00:54:30,010
The boys told you
to pull a fast one on me.
630
00:54:30,100 --> 00:54:32,216
Bravo. Nice try.
631
00:54:32,311 --> 00:54:34,097
It ain't no prank.
632
00:54:35,981 --> 00:54:38,472
This is real as it gets.
I guaran-damn-tee you that.
633
00:54:40,110 --> 00:54:42,852
See, in town, we knew
what was happening at Willy's.
634
00:54:42,946 --> 00:54:46,438
We knew there was something
supernatural going on.
635
00:54:46,533 --> 00:54:47,677
We bellowed to the high heavens
636
00:54:47,701 --> 00:54:49,407
that the machines were evil.
637
00:54:49,495 --> 00:54:51,235
No one believed us.
638
00:54:51,330 --> 00:54:53,446
They thought we were yokels.
639
00:54:53,540 --> 00:54:56,247
Tex eventually hired
a demolition crew
640
00:54:56,335 --> 00:54:57,620
to destroy Willy's,
641
00:54:57,711 --> 00:55:00,453
except the day before
bulldozers were set to roll,
642
00:55:00,547 --> 00:55:03,414
Eric Miller, the contractor,
was found in bed
643
00:55:03,509 --> 00:55:06,421
as chewed up
as a McDonald's hamburger.
644
00:55:06,512 --> 00:55:08,878
His whole family too.
645
00:55:08,972 --> 00:55:10,883
After that,
there wasn't a man alive
646
00:55:10,974 --> 00:55:12,430
that would take the job.
647
00:55:12,518 --> 00:55:15,100
The town decided
that maybe it was better
648
00:55:15,187 --> 00:55:17,052
to let sleeping dogs lie.
649
00:55:17,147 --> 00:55:19,479
We told everybody
just to stay away from there.
650
00:55:19,566 --> 00:55:21,807
We figured we'd just let it rot.
651
00:55:22,986 --> 00:55:26,274
But rabid dogs don't sleep
when they're hungry.
652
00:55:26,365 --> 00:55:27,650
The machines got out.
653
00:55:27,741 --> 00:55:30,107
We found bodies
at the ice cream shop,
654
00:55:30,202 --> 00:55:33,444
the hardware store,
and even the school.
655
00:55:33,539 --> 00:55:36,656
We had a real Hobson's choice
on our hands.
656
00:55:36,750 --> 00:55:38,081
You know what that is?
657
00:55:38,168 --> 00:55:39,283
No.
658
00:55:39,378 --> 00:55:40,743
No choice at all.
659
00:55:41,588 --> 00:55:44,295
We could either
go to war with the machines,
660
00:55:44,383 --> 00:55:46,089
come off like crazy people,
661
00:55:46,176 --> 00:55:49,919
probably lose a lot of good folk
along the way, or...
662
00:55:50,013 --> 00:55:51,093
Or what?
663
00:55:52,182 --> 00:55:53,672
We cut a deal.
664
00:55:55,185 --> 00:55:57,176
Leave our people be.
665
00:55:58,397 --> 00:55:59,682
Leave our children be.
666
00:55:59,773 --> 00:56:02,185
Leave our town be, and...
667
00:56:04,695 --> 00:56:07,311
And we will feed you.
668
00:56:07,406 --> 00:56:14,198
J do
669
00:56:15,455 --> 00:56:17,787
well, the good news is, I can fix it.
670
00:56:17,875 --> 00:56:19,035
The bad news is,
671
00:56:19,126 --> 00:56:21,117
it's gonna have to sit till I get the part.
672
00:56:21,211 --> 00:56:25,124
Now, hayesville's one hotel's booked.
673
00:56:25,215 --> 00:56:27,957
But I do have a place
you can stay tonight.
674
00:56:28,051 --> 00:56:31,964
Now, it ain't the ritz, but it's a roof
675
00:56:32,055 --> 00:56:33,340
and it's free
676
00:56:33,432 --> 00:56:35,969
if you're willing to do
a little light cleaning.
677
00:56:36,059 --> 00:56:39,722
Best place for a birthday party
you've ever seen.
678
00:56:39,813 --> 00:56:43,180
Heck, it once was,
but we're gonna fix it.
679
00:56:43,275 --> 00:56:45,140
Bring her back to life.
680
00:56:45,235 --> 00:56:46,520
Congratulations.
681
00:56:46,612 --> 00:56:49,729
You are officially on staff.
682
00:56:53,452 --> 00:56:55,408
And they kept theirs.
683
00:56:55,495 --> 00:56:58,362
We tried to find people
who wouldn't be missed.
684
00:56:58,457 --> 00:57:02,416
J do
685
00:57:02,502 --> 00:57:05,244
people with low moral character.
686
00:57:07,591 --> 00:57:12,585
And some people who were just at
the wrong place at the wrong time.
687
00:57:12,679 --> 00:57:16,388
J do
688
00:57:18,852 --> 00:57:21,685
things didn't always go exactly as planned.
689
00:57:22,814 --> 00:57:27,433
I usually pride myself on
being able to expect the unexpected.
690
00:57:31,698 --> 00:57:35,611
But sometimes,
life throws you a zinger.
691
00:57:38,705 --> 00:57:41,037
J do
692
00:57:41,124 --> 00:57:44,207
well, this was the zinger of all zingers.
693
00:57:45,295 --> 00:57:46,910
Good night, darling.
694
00:57:47,005 --> 00:57:48,791
Sweet dreams.
695
00:57:50,884 --> 00:57:52,624
I never saw it coming.
696
00:57:54,012 --> 00:57:55,548
So that's why we're going?
697
00:57:56,723 --> 00:57:58,008
Liv.
698
00:57:59,518 --> 00:58:01,679
Much as she pisses me off,
699
00:58:03,730 --> 00:58:05,891
I couldn't live with losing that girl.
700
00:58:05,983 --> 00:58:08,645
I can show you
what's on the other side.
701
00:58:08,735 --> 00:58:11,067
If you could help me get there.
702
00:58:11,154 --> 00:58:14,237
- Oh, Chris.
- Liv, Liv, it's gonna be okay.
703
00:58:14,324 --> 00:58:16,736
Kay, we're gonna make a deal and...
704
00:58:21,540 --> 00:58:23,496
J do
705
00:58:23,583 --> 00:58:25,244
wanna play, bitch?
706
00:58:25,335 --> 00:58:29,749
J do
707
00:58:50,736 --> 00:58:55,526
J do
708
00:58:59,786 --> 00:59:02,118
playtime's over now, girlfriend.
709
00:59:02,205 --> 00:59:09,202
J do
710
00:59:24,811 --> 00:59:28,144
J do
711
00:59:31,902 --> 00:59:38,774
j do
712
00:59:48,794 --> 00:59:55,836
J do
713
01:00:34,965 --> 01:00:36,205
Drop the lizard.
714
01:00:36,299 --> 01:00:42,135
J do
715
01:00:48,311 --> 01:00:50,222
Get that stuff off of her.
716
01:00:50,313 --> 01:00:52,474
Willy, I'm so sorry about this prick.
717
01:00:55,152 --> 01:00:57,234
Eloise, please, stop.
He's a good guy.
718
01:00:57,320 --> 01:00:59,811
Shut your yap and get outside.
719
01:00:59,906 --> 01:01:00,946
They killed some of 'em.
720
01:01:00,991 --> 01:01:04,324
Oh. Stupid idiots.
721
01:01:04,411 --> 01:01:06,151
It'll just incite him more.
722
01:01:07,497 --> 01:01:10,284
Willy, this guy does not act for us.
723
01:01:10,375 --> 01:01:12,991
His actions should in no way
reflect on the town of hayesville.
724
01:01:13,086 --> 01:01:15,828
You know that, right, Willy?
725
01:01:15,922 --> 01:01:17,082
Well, cuff him.
726
01:01:17,174 --> 01:01:18,789
For god's sakes, cuff him.
727
01:01:18,884 --> 01:01:20,465
No way. I'm not leaving him here.
728
01:01:20,552 --> 01:01:22,634
I'll give you two reasons why you are:
729
01:01:22,721 --> 01:01:24,837
Your wife and your kid.
730
01:01:24,931 --> 01:01:26,075
If we don't do
what needs to be done,
731
01:01:26,099 --> 01:01:28,181
nobody in this county is safe.
732
01:01:32,022 --> 01:01:33,762
Why couldn't you just die?
733
01:01:35,775 --> 01:01:37,015
Where are the others?
734
01:01:38,195 --> 01:01:40,106
They're dead.
735
01:01:40,197 --> 01:01:41,528
Stupid kids.
736
01:01:44,534 --> 01:01:45,944
Do you see?
737
01:01:46,786 --> 01:01:49,198
Okay, time to go.
738
01:01:49,289 --> 01:01:50,699
Go. - No. Uh-uh.
739
01:01:50,790 --> 01:01:52,280
I'm not leaving without him.
740
01:01:52,375 --> 01:01:55,287
I'm not giving you a choice. Go.
741
01:01:55,378 --> 01:01:58,120
- I'm not leaving without him.
- Get out of here.
742
01:01:58,215 --> 01:01:59,045
You don't understand.
743
01:01:59,132 --> 01:02:00,692
You've locked the wrong guy up in here.
744
01:02:00,759 --> 01:02:02,465
He's not trapped in here with them.
745
01:02:02,552 --> 01:02:05,043
They're trapped in here with him.
746
01:02:05,138 --> 01:02:07,129
Not for much longer.
747
01:02:09,768 --> 01:02:10,928
I'm sorry son.
748
01:02:20,946 --> 01:02:22,607
Is that what you did to my parents?
749
01:02:23,657 --> 01:02:25,067
You're a monster.
750
01:02:30,163 --> 01:02:31,073
What do we do now?
751
01:02:31,164 --> 01:02:33,559
Well, I'm gonna wait here
until this problem solves itself.
752
01:02:33,583 --> 01:02:35,824
You drop her off in a cell,
come back, and get me.
753
01:02:36,294 --> 01:02:37,955
Should be done by then.
754
01:02:53,853 --> 01:02:55,343
Hey, cowboy.
755
01:02:55,438 --> 01:02:57,804
Ready for a little menage a trois?
756
01:03:17,627 --> 01:03:24,624
J do
757
01:03:26,469 --> 01:03:28,926
j head, shoulders, knees, and toes j
758
01:03:29,014 --> 01:03:30,550
j knees and toes j
759
01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:32,756
j head, shoulders, knees, and toes j
760
01:03:32,851 --> 01:03:34,136
j knees and toes j
761
01:03:34,227 --> 01:03:38,391
j and eyes and ears
and mouth and nose j
762
01:03:38,481 --> 01:03:40,938
j head, shoulders, knees, and toes j
763
01:03:41,026 --> 01:03:42,391
j knees and toes j
764
01:03:42,485 --> 01:03:46,398
j do
765
01:03:46,489 --> 01:03:48,946
j feet, tummies, arms, and chins j
766
01:03:49,034 --> 01:03:50,149
j arms and chins &
767
01:03:50,243 --> 01:03:54,077
- you can't arrest me
- Can and will.
768
01:03:54,164 --> 01:03:56,155
Breaking and entering,
destruction of property,
769
01:03:56,249 --> 01:03:58,410
and I'm pretty sure that was
a dead body on the floor.
770
01:03:58,501 --> 01:04:00,833
What's worse,
the dead body you saw,
771
01:04:00,920 --> 01:04:02,626
or the guy that you left to die?
772
01:04:02,714 --> 01:04:03,858
Are you ready to be a murderer?
773
01:04:03,882 --> 01:04:05,026
Because that's
exactly what you're gonna be.
774
01:04:05,050 --> 01:04:06,790
You're gonna be a cold-blooded...
775
01:04:10,347 --> 01:04:12,679
Shut up! I ain't no murderer.
776
01:04:14,184 --> 01:04:16,425
Then what are you?
777
01:04:16,519 --> 01:04:18,180
You're complicit.
778
01:04:18,271 --> 01:04:20,249
You're just another cult member
recruited by the sheriff
779
01:04:20,273 --> 01:04:21,763
to do all of her dirty work.
780
01:04:21,858 --> 01:04:24,850
I ain't no cult member
and I ain't no murderer.
781
01:04:26,279 --> 01:04:27,610
And how "bout you, huh?
782
01:04:27,697 --> 01:04:29,050
Living with the sheriff all these years,
783
01:04:29,074 --> 01:04:31,281
all this going on, what have you done?
784
01:04:33,286 --> 01:04:35,527
You don't know
what it's like living with her.
785
01:04:37,290 --> 01:04:40,453
My entire life,
it's like I've been a ghost.
786
01:04:40,543 --> 01:04:44,456
And no matter what I do,
it doesn't change who she is.
787
01:04:44,547 --> 01:04:46,307
So I thought maybe
I could do something right
788
01:04:46,383 --> 01:04:48,840
and burn this fucking place down.
789
01:04:48,927 --> 01:04:50,007
So I am doing something.
790
01:04:50,095 --> 01:04:51,881
What about you? Hmm?
791
01:04:51,971 --> 01:04:54,303
You just gonna sit there
and watch all of this happen
792
01:04:54,391 --> 01:04:56,097
and not do anything about it?
793
01:05:03,942 --> 01:05:06,024
I'm gonna set things right.
794
01:05:06,111 --> 01:05:08,477
That's what I'm goddamn gonna do.
You'll see.
795
01:05:13,743 --> 01:05:14,903
J do
796
01:05:14,994 --> 01:05:17,235
j feet, tummies, arms, and chins j
797
01:05:17,330 --> 01:05:18,695
j arms and chins &
798
01:05:18,790 --> 01:05:22,908
j and eyes and ears
and mouth and chins &
799
01:05:23,002 --> 01:05:25,869
j feet, tummies,
arms, and chins, arms and j
800
01:05:25,964 --> 01:05:27,875
oh, my god! Evan!
801
01:05:37,016 --> 01:05:40,099
J do
802
01:05:40,186 --> 01:05:43,178
give me the keys.
Give me the fucking keys.
803
01:05:54,993 --> 01:05:56,108
Shit.
804
01:05:56,202 --> 01:05:58,534
J hands, fingers, legs, and lips j
805
01:05:58,621 --> 01:06:00,141
j legs and lips &
806
01:06:00,165 --> 01:06:02,247
j hands, fingers, legs, and lips j
807
01:06:02,333 --> 01:06:03,698
j legs and lips &
808
01:06:03,793 --> 01:06:08,207
j and eyes and ears
and mouth and hips &
809
01:06:08,298 --> 01:06:10,380
j hands, fingers, legs, and lips j
810
01:06:10,467 --> 01:06:12,207
j legs and lips &
811
01:06:12,302 --> 01:06:16,045
j do
812
01:06:16,139 --> 01:06:18,551
j head, shoulders, knees, and toes j
813
01:06:18,641 --> 01:06:19,972
j knees and toes j
814
01:06:20,059 --> 01:06:22,391
j head, shoulders, knees, and toes j
815
01:06:22,479 --> 01:06:23,969
j knees and toes j
816
01:06:24,063 --> 01:06:27,976
j and eyes and ears
and mouth and nose j
817
01:06:28,067 --> 01:06:30,399
j head, shoulders, knees, and toes j
818
01:06:30,487 --> 01:06:32,227
j knees and toes j -
819
01:06:32,322 --> 01:06:35,814
j head, shoulders, knees, and toes j
820
01:06:41,873 --> 01:06:46,663
J do
821
01:06:46,753 --> 01:06:48,835
sucks to be you, chica.
822
01:06:48,922 --> 01:06:50,787
Sucks to be you, pendejo.
823
01:06:50,882 --> 01:06:52,418
No!
824
01:06:52,509 --> 01:06:54,670
Ay! Oil
825
01:07:03,353 --> 01:07:05,014
Por favor, no mas.
826
01:07:05,104 --> 01:07:06,264
No mas. No mas.
827
01:07:06,356 --> 01:07:07,812
No mas, por favor.
828
01:07:07,899 --> 01:07:09,435
Por favor, no mas.
829
01:07:09,526 --> 01:07:10,857
No mas.
830
01:07:20,370 --> 01:07:22,076
Damn stupid kids.
831
01:07:25,375 --> 01:07:30,620
J do
832
01:07:33,132 --> 01:07:40,095
j do
833
01:07:52,735 --> 01:07:59,573
J do
834
01:08:58,009 --> 01:09:05,006
J do
835
01:09:31,417 --> 01:09:38,209
J do
836
01:09:45,848 --> 01:09:52,686
J do
837
01:09:53,856 --> 01:09:56,814
& when the daylight's gone j
838
01:09:56,901 --> 01:10:00,439
j and you find yourself alone j
839
01:10:00,530 --> 01:10:03,613
j standing face to face j
840
01:10:03,700 --> 01:10:06,612
j against the coming storm j
841
01:10:06,703 --> 01:10:10,287
j there's no promise
I can make to you j
842
01:10:10,373 --> 01:10:12,989
j to take your fears away j
843
01:10:13,084 --> 01:10:16,793
j we just need to last the night alone j
844
01:10:16,879 --> 01:10:19,370
j and pray we'll see the day j
845
01:10:19,465 --> 01:10:24,459
j at Willy's wonderland j
846
01:10:24,554 --> 01:10:25,794
j I'm taking you j
847
01:10:25,888 --> 01:10:30,382
j to Willy's wonderland j
848
01:10:30,476 --> 01:10:32,387
j it's nothing new j
849
01:10:32,478 --> 01:10:37,313
j at Willy's wonderland &
850
01:10:37,400 --> 01:10:38,460
j can you make it through? J
851
01:10:38,484 --> 01:10:43,023
j at Willy's wonderland &
852
01:10:43,114 --> 01:10:46,481
j do
853
01:10:57,587 --> 01:11:00,044
That g-d-s-0o-b.
854
01:11:00,131 --> 01:11:06,923
J do
855
01:11:19,442 --> 01:11:21,854
Well, I'll be a son of a bitch.
856
01:11:23,446 --> 01:11:24,856
Hold it right there, boy.
857
01:11:26,532 --> 01:11:28,318
Inside, now!
858
01:11:33,164 --> 01:11:34,370
Move!
859
01:11:35,458 --> 01:11:36,868
We had a good thing,
860
01:11:36,959 --> 01:11:38,995
but you just went and fucked it all up.
861
01:11:43,800 --> 01:11:45,791
Look at me when I'm talking to you.
862
01:11:47,970 --> 01:11:50,552
All you had to do was die.
863
01:11:50,640 --> 01:11:51,880
Was that so hard?
864
01:11:51,974 --> 01:11:54,306
No, you just had to go ahead
and stay alive,
865
01:11:54,393 --> 01:11:56,884
and now we got five dead kids
866
01:11:56,979 --> 01:11:58,219
because of youl!
867
01:11:59,190 --> 01:12:01,727
You might have taken apart
a few electronics,
868
01:12:01,818 --> 01:12:05,902
but I got a feeling
that you can't stop a round.
869
01:12:05,988 --> 01:12:08,104
Willy!
870
01:12:08,199 --> 01:12:12,112
Willy needs to eat,
and I'm gonna feed him.
871
01:12:12,203 --> 01:12:15,491
Willy, come and get it!
872
01:12:18,584 --> 01:12:25,831
J do
873
01:12:37,228 --> 01:12:42,188
J do
874
01:12:42,275 --> 01:12:44,766
hey, kids, do you know
what time it is?
875
01:12:44,861 --> 01:12:47,352
It's birthday time.
876
01:12:47,446 --> 01:12:50,779
J it's your birthday &
877
01:12:50,867 --> 01:12:55,361
j and we want you to have fun j
878
01:12:55,454 --> 01:12:58,787
j it's your birthday j
879
01:12:58,875 --> 01:13:02,618
j so let's party, everyone j
880
01:13:02,712 --> 01:13:05,795
j it's your birthday j
881
01:13:05,882 --> 01:13:08,794
j and we want you to have fun j
882
01:13:08,885 --> 01:13:11,797
j it's your birthday j
883
01:13:11,888 --> 01:13:16,382
j so let's party, everyone j
884
01:13:19,645 --> 01:13:21,977
okay, now, kids, clap your hands
885
01:13:22,064 --> 01:13:24,396
like there's no tomorrow.
886
01:13:24,483 --> 01:13:27,190
J we welcome you to Willy's j
887
01:13:27,278 --> 01:13:29,644
j where everyone's your friend j
888
01:13:29,739 --> 01:13:31,195
that's right!
889
01:13:31,282 --> 01:13:35,651
J here at Willy's wonderland
890
01:13:35,745 --> 01:13:39,408
j the good times never end j
891
01:13:39,498 --> 01:13:41,989
j birthday fun for everyone j
892
01:13:42,084 --> 01:13:44,575
j how old are you today? J
893
01:13:44,670 --> 01:13:47,207
j everyone at Willy's is home j
894
01:13:47,298 --> 01:13:49,209
j and you will stay & - forever.
895
01:13:49,300 --> 01:13:52,417
J' it's birthday time,
it's birthday time j
896
01:13:52,511 --> 01:13:55,594
j it's birthday time, let's cheer j
897
01:13:55,681 --> 01:13:58,673
j at Willy's I
898
01:13:58,768 --> 01:14:02,852
j wonderland &
899
01:14:02,939 --> 01:14:06,682
proudly serving families
900
01:14:06,776 --> 01:14:12,112
since 1984.
901
01:14:16,702 --> 01:14:23,949
J do
902
01:14:52,822 --> 01:14:59,739
J do
903
01:15:25,396 --> 01:15:30,516
J do
904
01:15:32,778 --> 01:15:39,775
j do
905
01:15:45,624 --> 01:15:52,587
J do
906
01:17:01,951 --> 01:17:02,690
Whoo!
907
01:17:02,785 --> 01:17:05,197
Now that is a whole lot
of fun right there.
908
01:17:05,287 --> 01:17:07,869
- Yes, sir.
- Tires are good to go.
909
01:17:07,957 --> 01:17:09,288
Even tuned her up for you.
910
01:17:11,127 --> 01:17:13,493
Always nice to add
another toy to the collection.
911
01:17:17,883 --> 01:17:20,875
J do
912
01:17:20,970 --> 01:17:22,301
take a peek yet?
913
01:17:23,514 --> 01:17:25,050
I was waiting for you.
914
01:17:25,141 --> 01:17:26,631
I ain't going in there.
915
01:17:29,520 --> 01:17:31,056
Pussy.
916
01:17:31,147 --> 01:17:33,889
Who are you calling a pussy?
917
01:17:33,983 --> 01:17:40,900
J do
918
01:17:45,744 --> 01:17:47,450
son of a bitch.
919
01:17:47,538 --> 01:17:54,159
J do
920
01:17:57,756 --> 01:17:59,462
oh, shit.
921
01:17:59,550 --> 01:18:01,541
I'll be god damned.
922
01:18:09,768 --> 01:18:16,560
J do
923
01:19:12,414 --> 01:19:17,750
J if I leave here tomorrow &
924
01:19:17,836 --> 01:19:20,543
j do
925
01:19:20,631 --> 01:19:24,544
j would you still remember me? J
926
01:19:24,635 --> 01:19:28,548
j do
927
01:19:28,639 --> 01:19:33,759
j for I must be traveling on now j
928
01:19:33,852 --> 01:19:36,514
j do
929
01:19:36,605 --> 01:19:38,687
j 'cause there's too many places j
930
01:19:38,774 --> 01:19:40,935
j I've got to see j
931
01:19:41,026 --> 01:19:44,735
j do
932
01:19:44,822 --> 01:19:50,362
j but if I stay here with you, girl j
933
01:19:50,452 --> 01:19:53,034
j do
934
01:19:53,122 --> 01:19:57,365
j things just couldn't be the same j
935
01:19:57,459 --> 01:20:01,202
j do
936
01:20:01,297 --> 01:20:06,382
j 'cause I'm as free as a bird now &
937
01:20:06,468 --> 01:20:09,380
j do
938
01:20:09,471 --> 01:20:14,591
j and this bird you cannot change j
939
01:20:14,685 --> 01:20:17,392
j oh, oh, oh, oh j
940
01:20:17,479 --> 01:20:21,973
j and the bird you cannot change j
941
01:20:22,067 --> 01:20:25,059
j do
942
01:20:25,154 --> 01:20:26,554
j and this bird you cannot change j
943
01:20:34,997 --> 01:20:39,081
I gotta tell you, my hat's off.
944
01:20:39,168 --> 01:20:42,080
That is one tough hombre.
945
01:20:53,349 --> 01:20:54,839
Whoo!
946
01:20:54,933 --> 01:20:56,639
Well, it's over. - Yeah.
947
01:20:56,727 --> 01:20:59,264
Oh, my god, it's actually over!
948
01:20:59,355 --> 01:21:01,846
Hell yeah, it is, boy.
Hell yeah, it is.
949
01:21:01,940 --> 01:21:03,460
Hey, come on.
I'm gonna give you a ride
950
01:21:03,525 --> 01:21:05,265
we gonna celebrate. I'm buying.
951
01:21:05,361 --> 01:21:07,443
- Sounds good.
- It's our lucky day.
952
01:21:09,948 --> 01:21:11,734
Oh, man.
953
01:21:14,286 --> 01:21:17,369
Hey, with the machines gone,
954
01:21:18,540 --> 01:21:20,952
I just might actually reopen it.
955
01:21:22,753 --> 01:21:24,118
You gonna need a gimmick.
956
01:21:24,213 --> 01:21:26,124
And a name.
957
01:21:26,215 --> 01:21:28,672
Maybe Tex's turf.
958
01:21:28,759 --> 01:21:30,295
That could sing.
959
01:21:30,386 --> 01:21:32,047
Maybe get you a mechanical bull.
960
01:21:32,137 --> 01:21:33,468
- Yeah.
- Draw the customers in.
961
01:21:33,555 --> 01:21:36,137
Yeah, yeah, I just... I just might.
962
01:21:37,601 --> 01:21:39,307
Oh, fuck me.
963
01:21:39,395 --> 01:21:41,135
Thanks for visiting Willy's wonderland.
964
01:21:41,230 --> 01:21:43,972
Hope you hand a fantabulous time.
965
01:21:44,066 --> 01:21:47,479
J do
966
01:21:53,575 --> 01:22:00,413
J do
967
01:22:38,287 --> 01:22:45,204
J do
968
01:22:54,636 --> 01:22:58,128
And remember, friends,
the party never ends.
969
01:22:58,223 --> 01:23:02,216
J at Willy's wonderland &
970
01:23:06,231 --> 01:23:09,974
j clap your hands
and stomp your feet &
971
01:23:10,068 --> 01:23:13,981
j snap your fingers to the beat j
972
01:23:14,072 --> 01:23:17,610
j whistle loud, whistle low j
973
01:23:17,701 --> 01:23:21,159
j sway your hips and here we go j
974
01:23:21,246 --> 01:23:23,407
hey, kids, do you know what time it is?
975
01:23:23,499 --> 01:23:25,239
It's birthday time!
976
01:23:25,334 --> 01:23:28,997
J it's your birthday
and we want you to have fun &
977
01:23:29,087 --> 01:23:32,830
j it's your birthday,
so let's party, everyone j
978
01:23:32,925 --> 01:23:36,793
j it's your birthday
and we want you to have fun j»
979
01:23:36,887 --> 01:23:41,005
j it's your birthday,
so let's party, everyone j
980
01:23:41,099 --> 01:23:42,430
j do
981
01:23:42,518 --> 01:23:44,600
okay, now, kids, clap your hands
982
01:23:44,686 --> 01:23:46,802
like there's no tomorrow.
983
01:23:46,897 --> 01:23:49,934
& we welcome you to Willy's
where everyone's your friend &
984
01:23:50,025 --> 01:23:50,810
that's right.
985
01:23:50,901 --> 01:23:52,607
J here at Willy's wonderland
986
01:23:52,694 --> 01:23:54,434
j the good times never end j
987
01:23:54,530 --> 01:23:56,441
j birthday fun for everyone j
988
01:23:56,532 --> 01:23:58,443
j how old are you today? J
989
01:23:58,534 --> 01:24:00,820
j everyone at Willy's is home j
990
01:24:00,911 --> 01:24:02,276
j and you will stay & - forever.
991
01:24:02,371 --> 01:24:04,202
J it's birthday time,
it's birthday time &
992
01:24:04,289 --> 01:24:06,029
j it's birthday time, let's cheer j
993
01:24:06,124 --> 01:24:08,831
j at Willy's wonderland j
994
01:24:08,919 --> 01:24:12,036
proudly serving families since 1984.
995
01:24:15,133 --> 01:24:21,925
J do
996
01:24:33,944 --> 01:24:36,902
& when the daylight's gone j
997
01:24:36,989 --> 01:24:40,231
j and you find yourself alone j
998
01:24:40,325 --> 01:24:43,658
j standing face to face j
999
01:24:43,745 --> 01:24:46,703
j against the coming storm j
1000
01:24:46,790 --> 01:24:50,157
j there's no promise I can make to you j
1001
01:24:50,252 --> 01:24:53,085
j to take your fears away j
1002
01:24:53,171 --> 01:24:56,504
j we just need to last the night alone j
1003
01:24:56,592 --> 01:24:59,504
j and pray we'll see the day j
1004
01:24:59,595 --> 01:25:04,259
j at Willy's wonderland j
1005
01:25:04,349 --> 01:25:06,010
j I'm taking you j
1006
01:25:06,101 --> 01:25:10,686
j to Willy's wonderland j
1007
01:25:10,772 --> 01:25:12,512
j it's nothing new j
1008
01:25:12,608 --> 01:25:17,193
j at Willy's wonderland &
1009
01:25:17,279 --> 01:25:18,519
j can you make it through? J
1010
01:25:18,614 --> 01:25:25,110
j at Willy's wonderland &
1011
01:25:25,203 --> 01:25:28,286
j there's an empty stage j
1012
01:25:28,373 --> 01:25:31,285
j and a body on the floor j
1013
01:25:31,376 --> 01:25:34,709
j Willy's on the prowl &
1014
01:25:34,796 --> 01:25:38,129
j we can't hide from them much more j
1015
01:25:38,216 --> 01:25:41,299
j so take a breath and close your eyes j
1016
01:25:41,386 --> 01:25:44,219
j the shadow's on the wall &
1017
01:25:44,306 --> 01:25:47,548
j we just need to make it out alive j
1018
01:25:47,643 --> 01:25:50,555
j before they kill us all &
1019
01:25:50,646 --> 01:25:54,559
j at Willy's wonderland j
1020
01:25:54,650 --> 01:25:57,562
okay, now, kids,
I want you to clap your hands.
1021
01:25:57,653 --> 01:26:01,316
J Willy's wonderland &
1022
01:26:01,406 --> 01:26:03,397
you can run, but you can't hide.
1023
01:26:03,492 --> 01:26:07,576
J at Willy's wonderland &
1024
01:26:07,663 --> 01:26:09,745
have you been to my
super happy fun room yet?
1025
01:26:09,831 --> 01:26:14,245
J at Willy's wonderland &
1026
01:26:14,336 --> 01:26:16,418
then what are you waiting for?
1027
01:26:21,343 --> 01:26:28,215
J do
1028
01:26:39,069 --> 01:26:41,355
J driving fast down slow roads j
1029
01:26:41,446 --> 01:26:43,983
j that's just the way I roll I
1030
01:26:44,074 --> 01:26:46,611
j I'm a moving train, I'm falling rain j
1031
01:26:46,702 --> 01:26:49,444
j free from heavy loads j
1032
01:26:49,538 --> 01:26:51,779
j love the sound an engine makes j
1033
01:26:51,873 --> 01:26:54,285
j the wind against my face j
1034
01:26:54,376 --> 01:26:57,288
j I'm a lightning bolt,
a blue steel Colt &
1035
01:26:57,379 --> 01:26:59,995
j I run but never race j
1036
01:27:00,090 --> 01:27:05,050
j do
1037
01:27:05,137 --> 01:27:07,799
j call me crazy, call me insane &
1038
01:27:07,889 --> 01:27:10,301
j love me or leave me,
it's all the same &
1039
01:27:10,392 --> 01:27:15,637
j I'll be gone before you get my name j
1040
01:27:18,316 --> 01:27:20,807
j tears in my rearview fading away j
1041
01:27:20,902 --> 01:27:25,646
j I'll be gone before you get my name j
1042
01:27:28,577 --> 01:27:30,818
j put a saddle on my back j
1043
01:27:30,912 --> 01:27:33,654
j the road's my home, I travel alone j&
1044
01:27:33,749 --> 01:27:36,240
j light is how I pack j
1045
01:27:36,334 --> 01:27:38,666
j I rarely say a word j
1046
01:27:38,754 --> 01:27:41,245
j I try to tell the truth &
1047
01:27:41,339 --> 01:27:43,876
j I'm ready to fight
to make wrong right j
1048
01:27:43,967 --> 01:27:47,050
j I'm tied until I'm loose j
1049
01:27:47,137 --> 01:27:52,052
j do
1050
01:27:52,142 --> 01:27:54,849
j call me crazy, call me insane &
1051
01:27:54,936 --> 01:27:57,268
j love me or leave me,
it's all the same &
1052
01:27:57,355 --> 01:28:02,440
j I'll be gone before you get my name j
1053
01:28:05,197 --> 01:28:07,688
j tears in my rearview fading away j
1054
01:28:07,783 --> 01:28:13,119
j I'll be gone before you get my name j
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