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♪ There's a hundred and
four days of summer vacation ♪
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♪ and school comes
along just to end it ♪
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♪ So the annual problem
for our generation ♪
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♪ is finding a good way to spend it ♪
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♪ Like maybe ♪
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♪ Building a rocket,
or fighting a mummy ♪
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♪ or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪
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♪ Discovering something
that doesn't exist ♪
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Hey!
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♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪
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♪ Surfing tidal waves ♪
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♪ Creating nano-bots or
locating Frankenstein's brain ♪
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It's over here!
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♪ Finding a dodo bird,
painting a continent ♪
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♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪
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Phineas!
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♪ As you can see, there's
a whole lot of stuff to do ♪
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♪ before school starts this fall ♪
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Come on, Perry.
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♪ So stick with us, 'cause
Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! ♪
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♪ So stick with us, 'cause Phineas
and Ferb are gonna do it all! ♪
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Mom, Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence!
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Hey, Vanessa!
How was your summer?
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Oh, the basic. Pretty cool when I was
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at my mom's and okay
when I was at my dad's.
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Did you know in July,
he actually removed
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all the blue from all the
paintings at the museum?
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All the blue!
Oh, my gosh! I totally saw that!
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Picasso's whole Blue
Period, it's just beige now.
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Yep. That was my dad.
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Sigh.
Hi, Johnny.
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It looks like he didn't take
your breaking up very well.
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It wasn't like we were
going out that long, Johnny.
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Just take the dissection tray
and use its wax foundation
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to cradle my broken heart, Vanessa!
Let it go, bro.
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And to think I wanted to come back
to school for a sense of normalcy.
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Good morning people, as you know
there have been some snap changes.
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If you'll sit down, I will introduce
you to your new science teacher...
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Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
What?
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MALE SINGER: ♪ He was
the king of evil science ♪
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♪ Until things went a little awry ♪
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FEMALE SINGER: ♪ Now he's
turning over a brand new leaf ♪
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♪ And he's not so bad a guy ♪
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[BOTH] ♪ Now he's got a second
chance and his new life's just begun ♪
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♪ Come on, it's gonna be fun ♪
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♪ He's starting over at one ♪
♪ Doof 101. ♪
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♪ Doof, Doof, Doof! 101!
Doof, Doof, Doof! ♪
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♪ Oh, we're gonna have a ball! ♪
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♪ All the things I'm gonna show you ♪
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♪ And this all takes place in Fall ♪
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♪ So don't let the timeline throw you ♪
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♪ I'm starting over at one ♪
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♪ Doof 101 ♪
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Dr. Doofenshmirtz is
here on a trial basis.
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You know, we all already
have the trial. The judge gave
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me a choice of doing hard
time or community service.
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So, here I am, ready to
impart upon these young,
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sponge-like minds all my vast
knowledge of evil science...
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I mean, science. That's right.
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Regular old science. No evil at
all. In fact, I've crossed out
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the the word "Evil" whenever
it appears in my old textbooks.
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So, this should be a piece of cake.
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Hi, sweetie-kins!
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Thank you, Principal Lang.
I can take it from here.
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Just so you know, Heinz,
I've got my eye on you.
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I miss nothing!
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And nice to see you too!
You know, we knew each
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other long ago, but that's
a story for another time.
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I'm Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
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D-O-O-F-E...
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Dad, come here.
Uh... "Enshmirtz."
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Dad, what are you doing here?
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Isn't this great?
More father-daughter time!
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No, not in my school! Really?
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So you're Vanessa's dad?
I'm Johnny.
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Didn't she dump you?
We were hardly going out!
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Yes, we were!
Ah! Girls don't like guys who are whiny.
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You're whiny. I get it. I get it.
Mr. Doofenshmirtz,
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if you're Vanessa's dad, is she
going to get, like, special treatment?
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I've taken extra booster
classes in science...
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...to ensure my early acceptance...
No! No special treatment,
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because this is not happening!
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What's goin' on?
Everybody back in class.
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Principal Lang, are you brooding again?
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Why does everyone always
think I'm brooding?
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It's my brow, isn't it?
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Well...
Yes, I'm brooding!
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It's that Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
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We went to community college together.
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Oh!
He wound up marrying Charlene,
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the girl that I was in love with!
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Aren't they divorced now?
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That's not the point!
Oh, I'm sorry.
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How could she have preferred him to me?
Maybe it's time to give up your grudge.
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Give up a grudge? Never!
What do you think this brow is for?
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Let's start with genetics,
the building blocks of life.
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Your genes determine what you will be.
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A turtle or a bird or...
For instance!
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Ow! Hey!
Oh, don't be a baby.
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You've got plenty.
At least for the next ten years.
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Let's see genetics at work, shall we?
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Now, all of the information that makes
this young man who and what he is,
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is stored in these DNA strands
in every cell of his body.
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The genetic code is very delicate.
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See, now, if we move this
base pair over to here,
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he would have been a gorilla,
or you know, maybe a lizard.
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You see, there's this whole
world of things going on,
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too small for us to even notice.
So what we're doing here again, Napoleon?
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Well, Wendell, we're going to make
contact with these magnificent giants!
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We will?
Yes, we will.
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Wait, why will we?
To be the first ones
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to communicate with an alien race.
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Just think, Wendell,
you, and I and Floyd
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are going to go where
no bug has gone be...
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Okay, where's Floyd? Floyd!
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Sorry, sir. Ran into a spider web.
Lost my wings.
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They're behind you, Floyd.
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I found them, sir.
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So, as I was saying...
They were behind me.
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Yes, we've establish that.
Continuing, we are going to
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make contact with the giants!
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But first, we must scale...
the Cliffs of Mahogany!
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This may take a few tries, but...
Sir, let me throw it!
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I'm the muscle!
You're the muscle?
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Yes. You're the brains,
I'm the muscle, and Floyd is...
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Floyd is the ballast?
Yes! Floyd is the ballast!
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Ooh, that sounds important.
Anyway, Wendell,
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if you'refeeling muscular, be my guest.
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Stand back! Rah!
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[THUD]
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NAPOLEON: Hmm. Well...
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...we have a limited air supply.
Floyd, stop breathing.
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Oh, that's unfortunate.
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Hopefully, the DNA in the
Petri dish won't combine with...
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Oh! Oh! No, see, it's,
it's happening already.
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Uh...
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[GIBBERING]
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Okay, so everyone pay attention to this.
This is what I was talking about.
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The DNA of a human is only a few
base pairs from that of a monkey.
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Or, or a reptile for that matter.
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[YELLING]
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See? I told you. A whiner.
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What is happening?!
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CARL: Ah, sir?
I think you should take a look at this.
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MONOGRAM: Great googly-moogly!
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I was afraid it might come to this.
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[BEEPING]
[CHATTERING]
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MONOGRAM: Agent P, pick up.
Agent P, please pick up!
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Ah! So sorry, Agent P, I...
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I know that this is your time
to enjoy some well-deserved rest,
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but something's gone wrong
in Doof's class and, well,
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the OWCA work-release program
doesn't need this kind of scandal.
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What do you say, P?
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♪ Doobie doobie doo ba ♪
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♪ Doobie doobie doo ba ♪
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♪ Scary teenage monster ♪
[SCREAMING]
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Guys, Johnny's running wild out there!
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A-ha!
Dad, what are you doing?
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It's one of Johnny's hairs.
It's loaded with his DNA.
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With this I can mix up an antidote to...
GIDEON: He's shape-shifted again!
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No, no, no. This isn't Johnny.
It's, uh...
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Perry the Platypus,
I'm glad you're here.
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Could you go find Johnny and
bring him back to the classroom?
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He's got greasy hair and
he's wearing a trench coat.
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Mmm, and he's also part gorilla,
part lizard. You can't miss him.
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Class, Mr. Platypus is the
occasional assistant teacher.
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Is that a real platypus?
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No! It's a, it's a man.
It's a deformed, tiny...
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turquoise man.
Vanessa, take some of your friends here,
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uh, uh, Pony Tails, Spikey Head,
Tweedle-Tie and go get Johnny.
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Hi, Mr. Platypus!
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Okay, and the rest of you,
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Muscles, Ropey Face,
Slap-Happy, Buzzy-Pants,
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stay here and help me with the antidote.
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Wait, why am I Ropey Face?
Take my advice, own it.
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Johnny? Or, "Creature
formerly known as Johnny?"
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Go away!
Johnny, you've gotta come out!
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My dad can help you!
You hate me.
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I don't hate you. We can be friends.
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Whoa! What is that thing?
He's just a tiny turquoise...
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Vanessa!
Perry!
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Expedition journal, entry three.
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We have bivouacked on a
landing half way up the cliffs.
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I don't remember bivouacking.
I went before we left.
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Oui. Bivouac. It's a makeshift camp.
Well look, it's not important.
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What I'm worried about is,
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what are we going to tell
the giants about ourselves?
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Floyd throws up on his food.
It's true. I do.
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Let's not lead with that.
I can also smell through my hair.
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But, what do we say to an alien species
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to make them understand
our entire culture?
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Our very place in this vast cosmos?
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[SCREAMING]
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What is happening?
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I think I just bivouacked again.
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Careful. Careful. Everything depends
on getting the mixture precise.
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Mmm. Excellent.
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Now that's how you
make a Shirley Temple.
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Hey, Muscles, how's the antidote coming?
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Almost...
done.
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Okay, we're all set.
Now, where's whiny reptile boy?
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VANESSA: Somebody help me!
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DOOFENSHMIRTZ: He has Vanessa!
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Who's up for a field trip?
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Sanctuary!
Oh, you're such a drama queen.
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See, this, this is why we broke up.
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Wait, where's he going?
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All right, now, how're we gonna...
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Nobody has a crossbow, do they?
I do!
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What? Why, is that weird?
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Oh, great! Thanks.
Hey, you got new cup holders.
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Whoa!
Mr. Platypus has a cool ride.
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Hang on, sweetie!
Well, I guess it's just like the old saying,
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"You turn a guy into a gorilla-lizard,
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and he carries your
daughter up a bell tower."
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It never really made sense to
me before, but now I guess I...
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[BELL RINGING]
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It is not 1:00!
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Hey, guys! How's it coming?
Recess is almost over!
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PHINEAS: Almost done!
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[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
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Ferb, look!
Johnny! Put me down!
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Would you just stand still?
I can't get a clear shot!
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Oh, man! I can't wait
till we get to high school.
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It looks like so much fun!
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Perry the Platypus, hold still!
I'll get it...
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Dad! Do something!
Oh, yes, yes! Hold on a second.
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[SCREAMING]
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Dad!
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[SCREAMING]
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[CHEERING]
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Vanessa, you saved my life!
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Oh, please don't read
anything into this.
235
00:11:27,871 --> 00:11:31,372
There's still hope!
VANESSA: What did I just say?
236
00:11:31,374 --> 00:11:33,474
All right, everyone back to class.
237
00:11:33,476 --> 00:11:36,144
Nothing to see here.
Just a giant bell.
238
00:11:37,446 --> 00:11:39,314
What in the bell?
239
00:11:39,316 --> 00:11:41,716
We've done it!
We've reached the summit.
240
00:11:41,718 --> 00:11:44,552
Unfurl the banner, boys and follow me!
241
00:11:44,554 --> 00:11:48,445
This is it. My entire existence
has been leading to this moment,
242
00:11:48,446 --> 00:11:52,327
so that I can say,
"Weclom Ginats!" Wait, what?
243
00:11:52,329 --> 00:11:55,129
"Weclom Ginats?"
What does that mean?
244
00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:59,133
Exactly my point. What does our
"Welcome Giants" banner actually say?
245
00:11:59,368 --> 00:12:00,668
Oh, yeah, sorry, we
spelled it phonetically.
246
00:12:00,670 --> 00:12:05,340
No, you didn't!
Phonetically it spells, "Weclom Ginats!"
247
00:12:05,342 --> 00:12:08,930
Come on, guys. This is our only
chance to make a good first impr...
248
00:12:09,511 --> 00:12:12,914
And that, class, is DNA in action.
249
00:12:13,282 --> 00:12:17,618
A-ha!
That's it for today. Class dismissed.
250
00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:20,822
[STUDENTS CHATTERING]
251
00:12:21,790 --> 00:12:26,661
Bye-bye, now.
Dad? So, you're my teacher now.
252
00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:29,964
I'm you teacher now.
But, we're not going to do
253
00:12:29,965 --> 00:12:33,784
all of this every day, right?
I'll try. But you know,
254
00:12:33,823 --> 00:12:37,939
there's 261 days 'till
next summer vacation,
255
00:12:37,941 --> 00:12:40,450
and, you know, a lot can happen.
I'm just saying.
256
00:12:40,709 --> 00:12:43,155
[GROANING]
I do believe I've fractured
257
00:12:43,156 --> 00:12:46,244
my exoskeleton.
And I bivouacked!
258
00:12:47,444 --> 00:12:51,176
Okay Ferb, lets get this
early morning party started.
259
00:12:51,177 --> 00:12:54,012
[MUSIC]
260
00:13:21,505 --> 00:13:23,724
[BEEP]
[WHIRRING]
261
00:13:23,725 --> 00:13:25,459
[MAKING AIRPLANE NOISES]
262
00:13:25,594 --> 00:13:27,267
[MAKING AIRPLANE NOISES]
263
00:13:27,729 --> 00:13:29,730
Okay, prepare for landing.
264
00:13:29,765 --> 00:13:32,733
That's it, lad, don't let
the turbulence throw you.
265
00:13:32,768 --> 00:13:33,801
[LAUGHING HEARTILY]
266
00:13:33,835 --> 00:13:35,636
Roger that, Papa Bear.
267
00:13:35,670 --> 00:13:40,708
I'm so glad we can still have our
Father's Day jaunt in the biplanes.
268
00:13:40,742 --> 00:13:43,644
Oh, yes, modern technology's wonderful!
269
00:13:43,678 --> 00:13:46,380
I know it's not quite the same as the real thing...
Hang on, Ferb.
270
00:13:46,415 --> 00:13:47,448
...but I suppose it's
better than nothing.
271
00:13:47,649 --> 00:13:50,527
Whoa, Ferb, I know what
else we're gonna do today.
272
00:13:50,652 --> 00:13:53,454
Surprise!
Happy Father's Day, Dad!
273
00:13:53,488 --> 00:13:55,723
And you too, Grandpa Reg!
Hello, boys!
274
00:13:55,857 --> 00:13:59,593
Oh! How lovely!
Breakfast in den!
275
00:13:59,828 --> 00:14:01,862
PHINEAS: Ferb and I
pulled out all the stops.
276
00:14:01,897 --> 00:14:05,072
DAD: What excellent likenesses!
[LAUGHS]
277
00:14:05,107 --> 00:14:05,599
Thank you, boys!
278
00:14:05,634 --> 00:14:09,537
Happy Father's Day, Dad!
Hello, Candace!
279
00:14:09,571 --> 00:14:11,806
Hello, Grandpa Reg!
Happy Father's Day!
280
00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:13,407
Thank you, love.
281
00:14:13,442 --> 00:14:15,776
Hello, Reg. Are you having
a "Grand" Father's Day?
282
00:14:15,811 --> 00:14:17,678
[LAUGHING]
[CHUCKLING] Good one.
283
00:14:17,712 --> 00:14:19,613
I'll leave you boys to
your Father's Day fun!
284
00:14:19,648 --> 00:14:22,349
Candace, are you ready to go?
Sure, mom! Bye, Grandpa!
285
00:14:22,384 --> 00:14:24,195
Hey! Where's Perry?
286
00:14:31,393 --> 00:14:34,562
Morning, Agent P! I see you're
trying out the new SFU 2000.
287
00:14:34,596 --> 00:14:36,831
It's a lot of fun, but
don't let your duties slide.
288
00:14:37,499 --> 00:14:40,434
CARL: Agent P, what do you
think of his Father's Day gift?
289
00:14:40,469 --> 00:14:42,570
Yes, it's a lovely tie.
But I'm not your father!
290
00:14:42,604 --> 00:14:46,407
Any who, Doofenshmirtz has plans
to gum up the entire Tri-State Area!
291
00:14:46,441 --> 00:14:49,880
And we need you to check it out.
Good luck, Agent P!
292
00:14:53,415 --> 00:14:56,617
[CHORUS SINGING]
♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! ♪
293
00:14:57,452 --> 00:14:58,519
[ZAPPING]
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00:14:58,703 --> 00:15:01,939
Gotcha, Perry the Platypus!
If you think this is a sticky situation,
295
00:15:01,973 --> 00:15:05,392
you better hold on to that fedora.
Behold!
296
00:15:05,427 --> 00:15:07,745
The-Gum-Under-The-Shoe-inator!
297
00:15:08,847 --> 00:15:11,315
I took all the wadded
up chewing gum in the
298
00:15:11,316 --> 00:15:13,784
entire Tri-State Area and
fed it into this Inator.
299
00:15:13,985 --> 00:15:15,953
Yeah, I know, it's really unsanitary.
300
00:15:15,987 --> 00:15:18,589
Why don't people just throw the
chewing gum in the trash, huh?
301
00:15:21,593 --> 00:15:22,660
[SIGHING]
302
00:15:22,694 --> 00:15:25,596
Today just isn't my day.
It's Father's Day.
303
00:15:25,630 --> 00:15:28,932
It's the hardest of the greeting
card company holidays for me.
304
00:15:28,967 --> 00:15:32,803
My issues with Father's Day
began back when I was a child.
305
00:15:33,705 --> 00:15:35,639
Those were lean times for my father
306
00:15:35,674 --> 00:15:38,542
and our beloved lawn
gnome was repossessed.
307
00:15:38,576 --> 00:15:39,777
Okay, I know you've
heard that one before.
308
00:15:39,811 --> 00:15:42,313
But... twice actually. But
I really think that this
309
00:15:42,314 --> 00:15:44,815
is where my relationship
with my father went awry.
310
00:15:44,849 --> 00:15:46,917
I mean, he made me be that lawn gnome.
311
00:15:46,951 --> 00:15:48,519
Bewegen Sie nicht!
312
00:15:48,553 --> 00:15:49,787
And he was really specific too.
313
00:15:49,821 --> 00:15:53,757
He made me memorize the serial number
of that particular lawn gnome.
314
00:15:53,792 --> 00:15:55,893
D-A-E-H-M-2-3.
315
00:15:55,927 --> 00:15:59,396
If only there was some way
to reunite him with, you know,
316
00:15:59,397 --> 00:16:02,866
that specific lawn gnome, maybe
he and I could start again.
317
00:16:03,568 --> 00:16:05,469
D-A-E-H-M-2-3!
318
00:16:05,503 --> 00:16:07,938
You found him with an
online gnome tracker?
319
00:16:07,972 --> 00:16:11,642
Wow! There really is an app
for everything now, isn't there?
320
00:16:11,710 --> 00:16:14,678
Well, let's see. It says
it's still in Drusselstein!
321
00:16:14,913 --> 00:16:18,582
Now I can heal the old wounds
between my father and me!
322
00:16:18,616 --> 00:16:21,485
Oh, man, that is one of my
most brilliant ideas yet.
323
00:16:22,587 --> 00:16:24,755
An exact replica of
Grandpa's old biplane.
324
00:16:24,789 --> 00:16:27,491
Dad's gonna love this!
Let's try her out.
325
00:16:31,696 --> 00:16:32,663
Now, punch it!
326
00:16:34,599 --> 00:16:35,566
[ROARING]
327
00:16:35,700 --> 00:16:36,767
Oh, yeah!
328
00:16:37,067 --> 00:16:39,737
DOOFENSHMIRTZ: I know traveling by
cannon is a little unconventional,
329
00:16:39,771 --> 00:16:41,572
but the cannon place was
going out of business,
330
00:16:41,606 --> 00:16:43,674
so I got them at a volume discount.
331
00:16:43,708 --> 00:16:44,708
Hang on.
332
00:16:45,810 --> 00:16:46,810
Whoo-hoo!
333
00:16:47,645 --> 00:16:50,948
Happy Father's Day, Dad!
Dad?
334
00:16:50,982 --> 00:16:54,852
Sorry for the lack of in-flight meal
or entertainment, Perry the Platypus.
335
00:16:54,886 --> 00:16:58,589
But one cannon can only go so far,
so I set up a worldwide network!
336
00:17:04,596 --> 00:17:07,698
Aw, man!
Missed it by that much.
337
00:17:09,978 --> 00:17:12,679
Perfect landing, Ferb!
I'll go get Dad.
338
00:17:13,681 --> 00:17:17,730
No, peeking, Dad!
Keep 'em closed! Okay...
339
00:17:17,765 --> 00:17:21,622
Open 'em! [GASPING]
Ta-da!
340
00:17:21,656 --> 00:17:23,244
Thank you so much, boys!
341
00:17:23,245 --> 00:17:25,626
I can't think of a
better Father's Day gift!
342
00:17:25,660 --> 00:17:27,961
Actually, there's a hidden feature
you might want to check out.
343
00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:30,797
Hello, son!
Dad? But...
344
00:17:31,032 --> 00:17:35,669
Come on, give us a hug!
Oh, Happy Father's Day!
345
00:17:35,803 --> 00:17:39,006
What do you say we go on our
traditional Father's Day flight?
346
00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:40,774
Race you to the cockpit!
347
00:17:40,808 --> 00:17:42,943
Have fun!
What are you two standing there for?
348
00:17:42,977 --> 00:17:45,012
You're part of the
tradition now! Come on!
349
00:17:45,046 --> 00:17:46,046
Cool!
350
00:17:46,681 --> 00:17:48,982
Right, then. Engine?
Contact!
351
00:17:49,017 --> 00:17:50,817
Here we go!
352
00:17:51,786 --> 00:17:52,811
[WHOOPING]
353
00:17:53,451 --> 00:17:55,260
[MUSIC]
354
00:17:55,990 --> 00:17:59,927
♪ In our two wing aeroplane
doing tricks that look insane ♪
355
00:17:59,961 --> 00:18:03,964
♪ To keep the peoples entertained
and leave them breathless ♪
356
00:18:03,998 --> 00:18:05,966
♪ Call us brave or slightly mad ♪
357
00:18:06,601 --> 00:18:08,569
♪ I'm his son and he's me dad ♪
358
00:18:08,603 --> 00:18:10,671
♪ And I look really grand in plaid ♪
359
00:18:10,705 --> 00:18:13,807
♪ But now I'm vest-less ♪
♪ Nice ad lib, Dad. ♪
360
00:18:13,841 --> 00:18:15,709
♪ Thanks, son. I just roll with it. ♪
361
00:18:15,743 --> 00:18:16,843
[BOTH] ♪ Like you do! ♪
362
00:18:16,878 --> 00:18:19,846
♪ It's the Fletcher
Family Flying Circus! ♪
363
00:18:20,782 --> 00:18:24,718
♪ Doing aerial acrobatics
in the atmosphere ♪
364
00:18:24,919 --> 00:18:26,920
♪ High above the stress and strife ♪
365
00:18:26,955 --> 00:18:28,922
♪ There's nothing here to irk us ♪
366
00:18:28,957 --> 00:18:31,625
♪ Just a father and a son together ♪
367
00:18:31,659 --> 00:18:33,026
♪ Keepin' our heads above the weather ♪
368
00:18:33,061 --> 00:18:36,830
♪ I wish that we could
do this every year! ♪
369
00:18:37,765 --> 00:18:39,633
♪ Barrel rolls
and loop-de-loops ♪
370
00:18:39,767 --> 00:18:41,735
♪ Buzzing that encounter group ♪
371
00:18:41,769 --> 00:18:43,704
♪ Doing the Charleston on the wing ♪
372
00:18:43,738 --> 00:18:45,806
♪ Yes, we'll try almost anything! ♪
373
00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:47,858
♪ A Dim Old Man
An English Bunt ♪
374
00:18:47,859 --> 00:18:49,876
♪ A crazy Russian circus stunt ♪
375
00:18:49,911 --> 00:18:52,012
♪ A Cuban eight
An inverted spin ♪
376
00:18:52,046 --> 00:18:54,047
♪ All while wearing this foolish grin! ♪
377
00:18:54,082 --> 00:18:57,084
♪ It's the Fletcher
Family Flying Circus! ♪
378
00:18:58,019 --> 00:19:01,922
♪ Doing aerial acrobatics
in the atmosphere ♪
379
00:19:02,657 --> 00:19:04,625
♪ High above the stress and strife ♪
380
00:19:04,659 --> 00:19:06,627
♪ There's nothing here to irk us ♪
381
00:19:06,661 --> 00:19:08,829
♪ Just a father and a son together ♪
382
00:19:08,863 --> 00:19:10,864
♪ Keepin' our heads above the weather ♪
383
00:19:10,898 --> 00:19:14,001
♪ I wish that we could
do this every year! ♪
384
00:19:14,702 --> 00:19:17,971
♪ We're the Fletcher Family
and we have no fear! ♪
385
00:19:21,009 --> 00:19:22,809
Ah, Drusselstein!
386
00:19:22,844 --> 00:19:24,563
This way, Perry the Platypus.
[CAT MEOWING]
387
00:19:24,651 --> 00:19:27,133
Okay, so the gnome tracker located my
388
00:19:27,134 --> 00:19:29,616
father's long lost lawn
gnome at this location.
389
00:19:30,685 --> 00:19:31,818
[GASPS]
There it is!
390
00:19:33,621 --> 00:19:34,921
Hey! Put me down!
Ahh!
391
00:19:34,956 --> 00:19:36,823
I thought you were my
father's lawn gnome.
392
00:19:36,858 --> 00:19:38,759
No worries, I get that all the time.
393
00:19:38,793 --> 00:19:41,895
Probably due to my height combined
with my eccentric fashion choices.
394
00:19:41,929 --> 00:19:46,767
Uh, yeah. Uh, well, I'm
looking for D-A-E-H-M-2-3.
395
00:19:46,934 --> 00:19:48,902
Oh, yeah, it's been here
for years. Here you go.
396
00:19:49,671 --> 00:19:52,873
It is you!
My father will be so happy!
397
00:19:53,141 --> 00:19:54,631
Well, maybe not happy,
398
00:19:54,632 --> 00:19:57,611
but anything is an improvement
on surly and dismissive.
399
00:19:57,745 --> 00:19:59,980
Let the father-son healing begin!
400
00:20:00,682 --> 00:20:01,882
Wish me luck, Perry the Platypus!
401
00:20:02,784 --> 00:20:04,985
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
Hello! Father!
402
00:20:05,019 --> 00:20:06,687
You're never gonna
guess what I brought you!
403
00:20:09,123 --> 00:20:12,392
Oh, hello, Heinz.
Hello, Father.
404
00:20:12,427 --> 00:20:15,829
I see you brought me assorted broken
bits of pottery for Father's Day.
405
00:20:16,030 --> 00:20:20,000
Well, I suppose it's the
thought that, um, counts.
406
00:20:21,436 --> 00:20:24,738
Your brother Roger remembered how
much I loved that old lawn gnome.
407
00:20:24,972 --> 00:20:28,809
So he sent me this.
Look! It also makes espresso.
408
00:20:28,943 --> 00:20:30,077
[COFFEE POURING]
409
00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:33,947
Delicious.
410
00:20:33,981 --> 00:20:36,783
But, you know, rubble
is a nice gift too.
411
00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:42,122
All right, uh, Happy Father's Day.
412
00:20:42,156 --> 00:20:45,160
And, okay, bye-bye.
413
00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:49,552
All this way just to give me
broken shards of potter... [GASPING]
414
00:20:49,964 --> 00:20:52,065
D-A-E-H-M-2-3?
415
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:53,834
[SIGHING]
416
00:20:53,868 --> 00:20:56,069
Well, that could've gone better.
417
00:20:56,838 --> 00:20:58,004
Why do I even bother, huh?
418
00:20:58,039 --> 00:21:01,842
At least there's one relationship in
my life that's worked out pretty well.
419
00:21:01,876 --> 00:21:03,777
Thanks for coming along,
Perry the Platypus.
420
00:21:04,011 --> 00:21:06,079
Let's go home. You are my rock.
421
00:21:06,114 --> 00:21:09,716
And by that, I mean you're there
for me, you're not made out of rock.
422
00:21:09,751 --> 00:21:12,085
You're actually made out
of, well, platypus probably.
423
00:21:15,990 --> 00:21:19,092
Well, that was the best
Father's Day flight yet.
424
00:21:19,727 --> 00:21:21,928
It brought back some
wonderful old memories,
425
00:21:21,963 --> 00:21:23,997
and created a lot of new ones.
426
00:21:24,031 --> 00:21:25,999
Thank you, boys, for
making this possible.
427
00:21:26,134 --> 00:21:27,801
BOTH: Happy Father's Day!
428
00:21:27,969 --> 00:21:29,669
Yes, yes it is.
429
00:21:29,704 --> 00:21:32,839
Crikey! It's getting late!
I best be on me way home.
430
00:21:32,874 --> 00:21:34,975
Mind if I borrow your new aeroplane?
431
00:21:35,109 --> 00:21:36,810
Why don't you hang onto
her until next year?
432
00:21:36,844 --> 00:21:38,779
I've got no room left
in the garage anyway.
433
00:21:38,813 --> 00:21:40,680
Will do! Cheery-bye!
434
00:21:40,948 --> 00:21:43,750
Hi, honey! Hi, boys!
So, how was your day?
435
00:21:43,785 --> 00:21:47,754
Oh, the boys and I spent a
wonderful day flying with Father!
436
00:21:47,789 --> 00:21:51,691
Ah, the Internet is a wonderful thing.
Why, yes, I suppose it is.
437
00:21:51,726 --> 00:21:53,994
Well, here's something
special from Candace and me.
438
00:21:54,028 --> 00:21:55,095
Here you go!
439
00:21:55,129 --> 00:21:57,964
Oh, my! An exact replica
of Father's biplane.
440
00:21:58,166 --> 00:22:01,902
Oh, it's perfect.
Thank you so much, sweetheart.
441
00:22:01,936 --> 00:22:03,837
Happy Father's Day, Dad.
442
00:22:05,072 --> 00:22:07,908
[CHORUS SINGING]
♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated ♪
443
00:22:10,945 --> 00:22:13,747
[READING] "To the most
evil dad in the whole world.
444
00:22:13,781 --> 00:22:16,683
"Happy Father's Day, love, Vanessa."
445
00:22:17,652 --> 00:22:21,621
Aw, a gift basket of switches
and self-destruct buttons!
446
00:22:21,622 --> 00:22:22,622
[BOOM]
447
00:22:22,957 --> 00:22:23,957
That's my girl!
448
00:22:24,759 --> 00:22:26,760
[HUMMING]
449
00:22:27,364 --> 00:22:28,679
Hm?
450
00:22:32,033 --> 00:22:33,416
Bewegen Sie nicht!
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