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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:54,554 --> 00:00:57,807 ♪ Who's that I see walking in these woods ♪ 2 00:00:57,807 --> 00:01:01,144 ♪ Why, it's Little Red Riding Hood ♪ 3 00:01:01,144 --> 00:01:05,273 ♪ Hey there, Little Red Riding Hood ♪ 4 00:01:05,273 --> 00:01:08,485 ♪ You sure are looking good 5 00:01:08,485 --> 00:01:13,490 ♪ You're everything a big bad wolf could want ♪ 6 00:01:15,325 --> 00:01:17,243 ♪ Listen to me 7 00:01:17,243 --> 00:01:19,370 ♪ Little Red Riding Hood - Hey, Marbo. 8 00:01:19,370 --> 00:01:20,747 Here, Marbo, get out of there, oh, Jennifer, 9 00:01:20,747 --> 00:01:22,165 could you get the phone? 10 00:01:22,165 --> 00:01:24,584 - Oh sure, Mom. ♪ That a big girl should 11 00:01:24,584 --> 00:01:29,589 ♪ Go walking in these spooky old woods alone ♪ 12 00:01:30,965 --> 00:01:32,842 Marbo, down, down, boy. 13 00:01:32,842 --> 00:01:35,678 ♪ What big eyes you have 14 00:01:35,678 --> 00:01:39,015 ♪ The kind of eyes that drive wolves mad ♪ 15 00:01:39,015 --> 00:01:40,600 ♪ So just to see 16 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:42,560 ♪ That you don't get chased 17 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:44,604 ♪ I think I ought to walk 18 00:01:44,604 --> 00:01:47,107 ♪ With you for a way 19 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:50,985 - Jennifer, Jennifer! ♪ What full lips you have 20 00:01:50,985 --> 00:01:53,905 ♪ They're sure to lure someone bad ♪ 21 00:01:53,905 --> 00:01:57,659 ♪ So until you get to grandma's place ♪ 22 00:01:57,659 --> 00:01:59,953 - Jennifer! ♪ I think you ought to walk 23 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:02,914 ♪ With me and be safe 24 00:02:02,914 --> 00:02:04,207 ♪ I'm gonna keep 25 00:02:04,207 --> 00:02:06,376 ♪ My sheep suit on 26 00:02:06,376 --> 00:02:09,295 ♪ Until I'm sure that you've been shown ♪ 27 00:02:09,295 --> 00:02:14,300 ♪ That I can be trusted walking with you alone ♪ 28 00:02:18,054 --> 00:02:21,349 ♪ What big eyes you have 29 00:02:21,349 --> 00:02:24,686 ♪ The kind of eyes that drive wolves mad ♪ 30 00:02:24,686 --> 00:02:26,729 ♪ So just to see - Marbo! 31 00:02:26,729 --> 00:02:27,981 ♪ That you don't get chased 32 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:30,441 ♪ I think I ought to walk 33 00:02:30,441 --> 00:02:32,777 ♪ With you for a ways 34 00:02:32,777 --> 00:02:34,279 - Darn, oh, Marbo! 35 00:02:35,864 --> 00:02:36,698 Jennifer! 36 00:02:39,117 --> 00:02:42,537 Marbo, get out of there, come on, get out of there. 37 00:02:42,537 --> 00:02:45,874 Marbo, oh, this is ridiculous. 38 00:02:45,874 --> 00:02:48,209 - Dad, let me put you on speakerphone, hold on. 39 00:02:48,209 --> 00:02:49,627 - Honey, wait a minute-- - Coming, Mom. 40 00:02:49,627 --> 00:02:50,879 - Speaker phone, I always sound like 41 00:02:50,879 --> 00:02:52,547 I'm 10 miles away from everybody. 42 00:02:52,547 --> 00:02:55,341 - Dad's on the phone. - Oh, hi, sweetie! 43 00:02:55,341 --> 00:02:58,720 - Hi, honey, how's my little bran muffin? 44 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:00,805 - Your little bran muffin misses her big cucumber. 45 00:03:00,805 --> 00:03:03,808 - Why don't you make a nice big roast for tonight? 46 00:03:03,808 --> 00:03:05,768 - Honey, you know I don't serve poison in this house. 47 00:03:05,768 --> 00:03:08,438 But I've got a great new recipe, seaweed spinach quiche 48 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:11,649 with cultured yak butter, you are gonna love it, Marbo, sit. 49 00:03:11,649 --> 00:03:13,651 - Hey honey, I can't make it tonight for dinner, 50 00:03:13,651 --> 00:03:16,529 honey, gotta run, sweets, bye. 51 00:03:16,529 --> 00:03:18,072 What, no, wait, Howard! 52 00:03:18,072 --> 00:03:22,285 Howard, I have a, I made-- - Oh, Mom, don't feel bad. 53 00:03:22,285 --> 00:03:24,037 You know he loves you. 54 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:28,374 - Yeah, I know, it's just that I was gonna make this great 55 00:03:28,374 --> 00:03:32,462 recipe that I found and. 56 00:03:33,379 --> 00:03:34,631 Where are you going? 57 00:03:34,631 --> 00:03:36,090 - I'm meeting Stacey 58 00:03:36,090 --> 00:03:38,134 at the horror and science fiction convention. 59 00:03:38,134 --> 00:03:39,469 - Tonight? - Yup. 60 00:03:40,803 --> 00:03:42,972 - But what about my seaweed quiche? 61 00:03:42,972 --> 00:03:45,308 - I'm sorry, Mom, I gotta go. 62 00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:48,853 - Well, don't stay out too late. 63 00:03:48,853 --> 00:03:50,355 - Okay. 64 00:03:51,522 --> 00:03:55,151 - Marbo, get out of there, come on, Marbo. 65 00:04:06,162 --> 00:04:09,999 Just you and me again, huh, big fella? 66 00:04:09,999 --> 00:04:11,084 Huh, Marbo? - This is what 67 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:12,335 the people want to see. 68 00:04:12,335 --> 00:04:13,670 - Excuse me for interrupting, 69 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:15,171 but we have another call on hold. 70 00:04:15,171 --> 00:04:17,632 - You love me, don't you? - Hello, you're on the air. 71 00:04:17,632 --> 00:04:18,841 - Hello! 72 00:04:18,841 --> 00:04:21,594 - What do you want to watch tonight, huh? 73 00:04:21,594 --> 00:04:23,930 - Congratulations, you've won! 74 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:25,473 - I hate this show. 75 00:04:25,473 --> 00:04:26,975 - You are there 76 00:04:26,975 --> 00:04:29,560 with the eight fearless international astronauts. 77 00:04:32,188 --> 00:04:35,942 - "Galaxina," I've seen that movie 356 times. 78 00:04:36,985 --> 00:04:39,279 Oh wow, this is great. 79 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:41,364 - Yeah. - Oh, "Cinemagic." 80 00:04:42,532 --> 00:04:45,326 I have all of these, "Famous Monsters," 81 00:04:45,326 --> 00:04:46,160 number 12, 82 00:04:47,328 --> 00:04:48,413 January 1965. 83 00:04:49,789 --> 00:04:51,124 Totally radical! 84 00:04:53,334 --> 00:04:54,168 Jennifer? 85 00:04:56,254 --> 00:04:57,755 Can I borrow $175? 86 00:04:59,340 --> 00:05:00,967 - No. 87 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:03,761 - But, Jennifer, it's a number 12. 88 00:05:03,761 --> 00:05:08,057 A number 12, Jennifer, do you realize how rare that is? 89 00:05:08,057 --> 00:05:08,891 - No. 90 00:05:18,443 --> 00:05:20,111 - Wow, look at this! 91 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:24,282 An original replica of Claude Rains's costume 92 00:05:24,282 --> 00:05:26,242 in "The Invisible Man." 93 00:05:26,242 --> 00:05:27,910 - I have never met anyone 94 00:05:27,910 --> 00:05:31,581 who lives and breathes monsters the way you do. 95 00:05:31,581 --> 00:05:35,126 - That's all I live for, monsters. 96 00:05:35,126 --> 00:05:35,960 And Ralph. 97 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:39,422 Mwah! - Same thing. 98 00:05:41,257 --> 00:05:42,091 - Oh! 99 00:05:43,885 --> 00:05:47,096 "Bloody Orgy and the She-Devils," this is great! 100 00:05:47,096 --> 00:05:48,431 Oh, Madame Gypsie's! 101 00:05:48,431 --> 00:05:50,725 Oh, let's get our fortunes told, Jennifer! 102 00:05:50,725 --> 00:05:54,145 - I am not gonna pay a penny to hear some old lady tell me 103 00:05:54,145 --> 00:05:58,316 I'm going on a long sea cruise with a tall dark stranger. 104 00:05:58,316 --> 00:05:59,859 - I'll pay. - Great. 105 00:05:59,859 --> 00:06:01,861 - I can take it in nickels, pennies, 106 00:06:01,861 --> 00:06:05,907 dimes, bottles, but please, it's only five bucks. 107 00:06:06,824 --> 00:06:08,159 Please, this way. 108 00:06:08,159 --> 00:06:10,411 - Jennifer, come on. - Okay. 109 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:16,626 - We'd like to get our-- - Tell me nothing. 110 00:06:16,626 --> 00:06:18,044 I see everything. 111 00:06:19,087 --> 00:06:19,921 - Oh, wow. 112 00:06:21,464 --> 00:06:23,341 This is just like a scene 113 00:06:23,341 --> 00:06:26,719 from "Bloody Gypsies of Yucca Flats." 114 00:06:26,719 --> 00:06:28,846 - Hm, I didn't see that. 115 00:06:28,846 --> 00:06:31,474 - I thought you see everything. 116 00:06:32,642 --> 00:06:33,810 - $10, please. 117 00:06:38,689 --> 00:06:39,607 In advance. 118 00:06:41,109 --> 00:06:42,944 - Where's my purse? 119 00:06:42,944 --> 00:06:44,445 - Ask the psychic. 120 00:06:45,613 --> 00:06:48,491 - I answer nothing 'til I get paid. 121 00:06:50,326 --> 00:06:51,828 - Jennifer! - Okay. 122 00:06:58,167 --> 00:06:59,836 Where's her purse? 123 00:06:59,836 --> 00:07:01,462 - I am sitting on it. 124 00:07:01,462 --> 00:07:04,715 Here. 125 00:07:04,715 --> 00:07:06,259 Here, please, please, sit. 126 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:08,344 Sit sit, sit sit sit, sit sit, sit sit sit. 127 00:07:08,344 --> 00:07:11,931 Make yourself comfortable, very nice, yeah. 128 00:07:13,683 --> 00:07:14,517 Now. 129 00:07:16,394 --> 00:07:17,395 Doom-bah-la! 130 00:07:18,729 --> 00:07:20,648 - Why do you have two of them? 131 00:07:20,648 --> 00:07:22,817 - I like a second opinion. 132 00:07:23,860 --> 00:07:25,194 Kee-voo-nah-dah. 133 00:07:27,488 --> 00:07:31,576 Zah-roon-mee-too-von. 134 00:07:36,038 --> 00:07:37,290 You have a dog? 135 00:07:39,834 --> 00:07:41,085 You have a dog. 136 00:07:42,086 --> 00:07:44,422 - 10 bucks to find that out? 137 00:07:46,215 --> 00:07:49,260 - I see you in conflict with an animal. 138 00:07:49,260 --> 00:07:51,846 No no, wait, I see two animals. 139 00:07:53,556 --> 00:07:56,893 - Whatever happened to, you'll meet a tall dark stranger? 140 00:07:56,893 --> 00:07:59,604 - Someone very close to you will. 141 00:08:00,938 --> 00:08:01,772 - Ralphie! 142 00:08:03,232 --> 00:08:07,278 - Oh oh, I see the sign of the pentagram on your face! 143 00:08:11,782 --> 00:08:14,035 - I think that's just a zit. 144 00:08:14,035 --> 00:08:17,538 - Beware, you will struggle with a, 145 00:08:17,538 --> 00:08:21,209 with an unholy force over the next few days. 146 00:08:22,752 --> 00:08:24,795 - Well, at least she got something right. 147 00:08:24,795 --> 00:08:28,007 You invited Ralph to my Halloween party. 148 00:08:28,007 --> 00:08:32,345 - Foolish child, take my card, you'll be needing it. 149 00:08:38,434 --> 00:08:40,436 $20, please, in advance. 150 00:08:46,651 --> 00:08:49,403 You are going on a long sea cruise 151 00:08:49,403 --> 00:08:51,572 with a tall dark stranger. 152 00:08:53,574 --> 00:08:55,159 Doom-bah-la! 153 00:08:55,159 --> 00:08:57,286 Kee-voo-nah-dah. 154 00:08:57,286 --> 00:08:59,747 Zah-roon-mee-too-von. 155 00:08:59,747 --> 00:09:00,748 Ee-von-stan. 156 00:09:03,042 --> 00:09:05,503 - It's people like you who keep these charlatans 157 00:09:05,503 --> 00:09:07,505 in business. - Oh come on, Jennifer. 158 00:09:07,505 --> 00:09:09,924 It's all part of the show. 159 00:09:09,924 --> 00:09:12,843 - Right, and you owe me 10 bucks. 160 00:09:12,843 --> 00:09:14,512 - Wow, look at this! 161 00:09:15,721 --> 00:09:16,806 "Dr. Fangbite 162 00:09:17,807 --> 00:09:20,059 "and the Virgin From Hell." 163 00:09:21,936 --> 00:09:24,021 Jennifer? - I'm leaving. 164 00:09:24,021 --> 00:09:26,399 - Jennifer, you promised you'd stay 165 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:28,317 'til at least halfway through. 166 00:09:32,863 --> 00:09:34,949 - And now an update on the recent series 167 00:09:34,949 --> 00:09:37,493 of ferocious dog attacks. 168 00:09:37,493 --> 00:09:39,370 A young woman was assaulted and bitten 169 00:09:39,370 --> 00:09:41,122 by what she claims was a cross 170 00:09:41,122 --> 00:09:45,501 between a Rottweiler and local Councilman Lou Lamont. 171 00:09:45,501 --> 00:09:48,421 Lamont was not available for questioning. 172 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:50,756 The woman is under psychiatric observation, 173 00:09:50,756 --> 00:09:53,884 claiming Mr. Lamont is really a werewolf. 174 00:09:53,884 --> 00:09:56,387 - Hi, hon. - Oh hi, sweetheart. 175 00:09:56,387 --> 00:09:58,306 - New lease on life thanks to surgery 176 00:09:58,306 --> 00:10:00,850 at the hospital. - Sorry I'm late for dinner. 177 00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:02,393 - It's okay, I saved you some. 178 00:10:02,393 --> 00:10:03,603 - Huh? - It's the recipe 179 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,062 I told you about on the phone today. 180 00:10:05,062 --> 00:10:07,023 It's really good for you, seaweed spinach quiche 181 00:10:07,023 --> 00:10:09,108 with cultured yak butter. 182 00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:11,527 It's delicious. - Oh. 183 00:10:11,527 --> 00:10:13,362 - 72 hours to see if there's any sign 184 00:10:13,362 --> 00:10:16,866 of organ rejection. - Looks good. 185 00:10:20,202 --> 00:10:22,038 - Had to work late again, huh? 186 00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:24,040 - Yeah, you know, we're gearing up 187 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:26,542 for the annual pre-Christmas sale. 188 00:10:26,542 --> 00:10:28,044 - For the time being. 189 00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:31,547 - Hm, I feel like I never see you anymore, honey. 190 00:10:31,547 --> 00:10:33,341 Why don't we do something this weekend? 191 00:10:33,341 --> 00:10:35,593 - Like what? - I don't know. 192 00:10:35,593 --> 00:10:37,595 Take a trip, go to the park. 193 00:10:37,595 --> 00:10:39,597 Something. - May have uncovered. 194 00:10:39,597 --> 00:10:41,057 - Howard, I feel like we're losing 195 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:43,225 the excitement in our lives, you know what I mean? 196 00:10:43,225 --> 00:10:44,894 - They are now isolating bacteria 197 00:10:44,894 --> 00:10:46,270 and may be able to come up with-- 198 00:10:46,270 --> 00:10:49,523 Howard? 199 00:10:53,110 --> 00:10:54,695 Oh. 200 00:10:54,695 --> 00:10:56,530 - Advertisers are often saying there's a problem 201 00:10:56,530 --> 00:10:59,325 of catching the intentional prospective customers. 202 00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:01,744 Well, take the case of two men. 203 00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:05,998 - I bet that you didn't know that Lon Chaney Junior 204 00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:08,209 was the only actor to play all the monsters, 205 00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:10,961 Frankenstein, Dracula, the Wolfman and the Mummy. 206 00:11:12,546 --> 00:11:16,592 Oh, guess how many times Bela Lugosi played Dracula? 207 00:11:16,592 --> 00:11:17,677 - Who cares? 208 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,011 Come on, knock it off 209 00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:21,263 and watch the game, will ya? 210 00:11:21,263 --> 00:11:22,682 - Howard, Howard! 211 00:11:25,434 --> 00:11:27,812 - Oh thanks, honey. 212 00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:29,146 - Thanks, honey? 213 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:32,441 Thanks, honey? 214 00:11:32,441 --> 00:11:34,235 - Yeah, come on! 215 00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:37,613 - I'm gonna rip that man's throat out. 216 00:11:37,613 --> 00:11:39,323 - Hey, what do you call a girl who starts dating 217 00:11:39,323 --> 00:11:40,991 to the level of her intelligence? 218 00:11:40,991 --> 00:11:43,285 A widow! 219 00:11:43,285 --> 00:11:44,995 - Come on, knock it off! - Mom! 220 00:11:44,995 --> 00:11:46,664 Don't forget the flea collar! 221 00:11:51,627 --> 00:11:53,587 - What's wrong with your mom? 222 00:11:53,587 --> 00:11:57,258 - It's Dad, he has time for everything but her. 223 00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:59,969 - Maybe she bores your father. 224 00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:03,180 I read in "Cosmopolitan" that 50% of all divorces 225 00:12:03,180 --> 00:12:05,307 happen because of neglect. 226 00:12:06,183 --> 00:12:08,144 Or maybe it was adultery. 227 00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:10,271 - Don't they kind of go hand-in-hand? 228 00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:13,983 - Oh, whatever, and whatever. 229 00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:16,485 You know, I think you worry too much. 230 00:12:16,485 --> 00:12:18,988 - I just don't want to be the product of a broken home. 231 00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:21,240 - Geez, I would love it. 232 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:23,367 I could use my dad's closet 233 00:12:23,367 --> 00:12:26,454 to store my body parts collection in. 234 00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:29,582 - Your parents are hardly ever home anyway. 235 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:33,669 - You're gonna be the life of the party tomorrow. 236 00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:36,505 - Want to help me do a good deed? 237 00:12:36,505 --> 00:12:37,339 - No. 238 00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:52,229 ♪ Down and lonely, baby - Jerk. 239 00:12:53,981 --> 00:12:57,902 ♪ Things begin to go - Pigs. 240 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:04,033 I don't believe it, another game. 241 00:13:09,246 --> 00:13:10,831 ♪ You're the fool 242 00:13:10,831 --> 00:13:15,836 ♪ And a fool's better off all alone ♪ 243 00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:18,881 ♪ 'Cause the sun's gonna come back ♪ 244 00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:21,383 ♪ And the rain always stops 245 00:13:27,389 --> 00:13:28,224 - Oh, oh. 246 00:13:30,267 --> 00:13:31,268 Flea collar. 247 00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:36,106 Good. 248 00:13:48,869 --> 00:13:50,079 Hello? 249 00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:53,207 - Whadja do, whadja do! 250 00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:54,375 - Anyone here? 251 00:14:05,594 --> 00:14:06,428 Jesus. 252 00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:16,021 Oh, oh. 253 00:14:20,442 --> 00:14:22,778 - Anything I can do for you? 254 00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:27,700 - I need a collar, a flea collar. 255 00:14:29,493 --> 00:14:33,581 My dog needs a flea collar, he has fleas, my dog. 256 00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:39,962 - Anything else? - I don't think so. 257 00:14:41,797 --> 00:14:44,300 - Compliments of the house. 258 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:45,801 - Oh, thank you. 259 00:15:15,372 --> 00:15:17,833 Hey, wait wait wait, my purse, stop! 260 00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:22,046 Stop that man, he's a thief, stop him, oh damn! 261 00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:25,507 Stop, my purse, somebody grab that man, stop him! 262 00:15:25,507 --> 00:15:29,678 - Hey, hold it, stop! 263 00:15:29,678 --> 00:15:31,347 - Stop! 264 00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:32,181 Great. 265 00:15:52,576 --> 00:15:53,702 - Hey! - Wait! 266 00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:57,039 Ow! 267 00:16:06,590 --> 00:16:10,427 - Watch where you're going, you jerk! 268 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,615 My purse! 269 00:16:31,615 --> 00:16:33,325 Oh my god, you found my purse! 270 00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:35,744 Thank you, how'd you do that? 271 00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:37,621 That's... 272 00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:42,793 That's great, thank you so much. 273 00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:49,633 Huh. 274 00:17:11,613 --> 00:17:13,449 - May I buy you lunch? 275 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,285 - Well, if it weren't for you, I wouldn't be able 276 00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:19,830 to buy myself lunch, no, I insist on treating you, mister? 277 00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:20,664 - Thropen. 278 00:17:26,628 --> 00:17:27,796 Harry Thropen. 279 00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:32,968 - Leslie Shaber. 280 00:17:37,973 --> 00:17:38,891 You know... 281 00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:43,103 You have the most unusual eyes. 282 00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:43,937 - Really? 283 00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:53,155 A bottle of Mouton Rothschild '66 for the lady and myself. 284 00:17:54,531 --> 00:17:57,910 Oh, I'll pay. - Well, if you insist. 285 00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,995 - And two orders of steak tartare. 286 00:17:59,995 --> 00:18:02,915 - No, I'm a vegetarian. - Pity. 287 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,166 - I'll have the pasta salad 288 00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:07,169 and the crepes Suzette for dessert, please. 289 00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:08,170 Do you want? 290 00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:14,510 - No no, no no, I dislike silver, it spoils the taste. 291 00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:19,098 I want to relish the substances I put between my teeth. 292 00:18:22,684 --> 00:18:25,687 - So what makes you think she'll be there? 293 00:18:25,687 --> 00:18:27,147 - It's lunchtime. 294 00:18:27,147 --> 00:18:30,317 She always eats there when she shops on weekends. 295 00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:32,236 - What makes you think she'll believe 296 00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:34,905 that your dad got her the flowers? 297 00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:37,449 - Because she'll want to believe it. 298 00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:41,537 - Boy, women sure get dumb when they get married. 299 00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:44,540 Geez, look at this. 300 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:49,628 Another woman was attacked by a wild animal last night. 301 00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:51,797 - How horrible. 302 00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:57,928 - Talk about close to home, it was right on your street. 303 00:18:57,928 --> 00:19:01,557 Police think it was some sort of coyote or wild dog. 304 00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:04,059 Want to know what I think? - No. 305 00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:11,316 Oh my god, it's too late. 306 00:19:12,943 --> 00:19:13,777 Come on. 307 00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:18,740 - I mean, I really shouldn't complain because 308 00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:21,577 it's not the worst, you know? 309 00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:24,705 - Hey, hey! 310 00:19:26,081 --> 00:19:29,209 - Don't be silly, he's probably just an old friend. 311 00:19:29,209 --> 00:19:31,587 - I know all her friends. 312 00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:33,505 - So it's a new friend. 313 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:46,018 - But you know what really gets my goat? 314 00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:48,395 It's the weekend, and does he want to spend time with me? 315 00:19:48,395 --> 00:19:52,107 Nah, he invites his drinking buddies over to watch the game. 316 00:19:52,107 --> 00:19:56,195 I swear, sometimes I could just tear that man apart. 317 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:03,202 - Look at that, he's kissing her hand. 318 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,954 I've never even seen my dad hold it. 319 00:20:05,954 --> 00:20:07,789 - We gotta get closer. 320 00:20:12,836 --> 00:20:14,796 - Sorry, I didn't mean to go on about my troubles. 321 00:20:14,796 --> 00:20:16,548 - Oh no, no no no no. 322 00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:20,385 Don't ever apologize about your true feelings. 323 00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:26,642 - Can you believe that? 324 00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:30,896 That disgusting pervert is licking my mother's hand. 325 00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:37,444 - It's kinda cute, maybe he's a foreigner. 326 00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:39,446 - Oh. 327 00:20:40,989 --> 00:20:43,283 - If I were married to someone as wonderful 328 00:20:43,283 --> 00:20:45,244 and as sensitive as you, 329 00:20:46,703 --> 00:20:49,748 I wouldn't want to spend a minute without you. 330 00:20:49,748 --> 00:20:51,208 - Oh, Mr. Thropen. 331 00:20:53,877 --> 00:20:55,170 - Harry. - Harry. 332 00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:00,342 - You radiate love. 333 00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:02,678 And compassion. 334 00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:08,684 I just want to crawl up inside of you and die. 335 00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:11,061 - There's a pleasant thought. 336 00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:14,898 - How about a toast? - Yeah. 337 00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:18,193 - To eternal happiness 338 00:21:19,653 --> 00:21:22,281 and togetherness with people who 339 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,408 appreciate their own kind. 340 00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:27,744 - I'll drink to that. 341 00:21:27,744 --> 00:21:31,415 I don't understand it, but I'll drink to it. 342 00:21:35,627 --> 00:21:36,712 You know, oh! 343 00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:47,514 I'm a, I'm a, 344 00:21:49,349 --> 00:21:50,642 a married woman. 345 00:21:50,642 --> 00:21:52,394 - I can respect that. 346 00:21:56,064 --> 00:22:00,277 - Maybe you should hold off giving her the flowers. 347 00:22:13,582 --> 00:22:15,500 - What, what's the matter? 348 00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:27,429 - Where is he going? 349 00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:28,263 - Come on. 350 00:22:29,431 --> 00:22:31,433 Let's follow him. 351 00:22:31,433 --> 00:22:32,893 - That's outrageous. ♪ Hey there 352 00:22:32,893 --> 00:22:35,729 ♪ Little Red Riding Hood 353 00:22:35,729 --> 00:22:38,940 - Come on! ♪ You sure are looking good 354 00:22:38,940 --> 00:22:43,779 ♪ You're everything a big bad wolf could want ♪ 355 00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:46,073 - Maybe he's a long-lost cousin. 356 00:22:46,073 --> 00:22:47,616 - Right. ♪ Listen to me 357 00:22:47,616 --> 00:22:50,702 ♪ Little Red Riding Hood 358 00:22:50,702 --> 00:22:53,121 - This is the back, maybe he's in here. 359 00:22:53,121 --> 00:22:54,873 - In here, let's see. 360 00:22:54,873 --> 00:22:56,458 - I don't believe it. ♪ Don't walk in these 361 00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:57,959 ♪ Spooky old woods alone - This guy does not know 362 00:22:57,959 --> 00:23:00,003 who he's messing with when he messes with me. 363 00:23:00,003 --> 00:23:02,422 Unbelievable, wait'll I get my hands on that creep. 364 00:23:02,422 --> 00:23:04,800 Hello, anyone here? 365 00:23:13,141 --> 00:23:14,142 Mr. Thropen? 366 00:23:30,158 --> 00:23:30,992 Harry? 367 00:23:53,223 --> 00:23:55,100 - I knew you'd be back. 368 00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:58,186 - How dare you? - Would you like a drink? 369 00:23:58,186 --> 00:24:00,480 - I think I've had enough 370 00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:02,858 for one afternoon, thank you. 371 00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:07,904 - Why don't we make love, then? 372 00:24:12,409 --> 00:24:14,202 - I'll have a double martini. 373 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:25,714 Oh! 374 00:24:31,928 --> 00:24:36,266 ♪ I'm like a midnight moon 375 00:24:36,266 --> 00:24:39,895 ♪ You're like a sunny day in June ♪ 376 00:24:39,895 --> 00:24:43,356 ♪ Each time I see your face 377 00:24:43,356 --> 00:24:47,861 ♪ You're innocent, she's out of place ♪ 378 00:24:48,987 --> 00:24:50,030 ♪ I know you're like 379 00:24:50,030 --> 00:24:52,991 ♪ A midnight moon 380 00:24:52,991 --> 00:24:56,953 ♪ I'm like a sunny day in June 381 00:24:56,953 --> 00:25:00,081 ♪ Each time I look into your eyes ♪ 382 00:25:00,081 --> 00:25:04,836 ♪ I want to rip off, find me nasty skies ♪ 383 00:25:11,676 --> 00:25:14,095 - How about another? 384 00:25:14,095 --> 00:25:16,723 - Certainly. - Without the fish. 385 00:25:22,938 --> 00:25:26,358 - Why don't you make yourself comfortable? 386 00:25:26,358 --> 00:25:27,943 Take something off. 387 00:25:29,903 --> 00:25:30,987 - Okey-dokie. 388 00:25:32,572 --> 00:25:34,157 - Can you see? 389 00:25:34,157 --> 00:25:36,993 - No, you're in my way. - Jennifer! 390 00:25:38,453 --> 00:25:40,121 - Stacey. - Jennifer. 391 00:25:40,121 --> 00:25:42,624 I think it's time to go. - Are you serious? 392 00:25:42,624 --> 00:25:45,418 If she's screwing around, I want to see it, ow! 393 00:25:45,418 --> 00:25:47,087 - Mind if I ask why? 394 00:25:48,964 --> 00:25:49,798 - I, uh... 395 00:25:51,132 --> 00:25:54,886 I think I lost a contact lens here somewhere. 396 00:25:57,138 --> 00:25:58,932 - Sure is a hard bed. 397 00:26:03,812 --> 00:26:07,649 Yup, probably the hardest bed I've ever sat on. 398 00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:19,327 Horny little devil, aren't ya? 399 00:26:19,327 --> 00:26:23,164 I bet you smell great, right? 400 00:26:23,164 --> 00:26:27,168 ♪ You you and and me, baby 401 00:26:27,168 --> 00:26:31,590 ♪ You and me got an animal attraction ♪ 402 00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:36,177 ♪ You you and and me, baby 403 00:26:36,177 --> 00:26:40,181 ♪ Based on facts opposites attract ♪ 404 00:26:40,181 --> 00:26:44,436 ♪ You you and and me, baby 405 00:26:44,436 --> 00:26:48,732 ♪ You and me got an animal attraction ♪ 406 00:26:48,732 --> 00:26:52,527 ♪ You you and and me, baby 407 00:26:52,527 --> 00:26:53,695 - Hoo. 408 00:27:07,083 --> 00:27:07,917 Toe job. 409 00:27:10,295 --> 00:27:12,464 Ow, what are you doing? 410 00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:14,299 Stop, ow! 411 00:27:14,299 --> 00:27:17,552 You're hurting me, Jesus, I'm bleeding. 412 00:27:19,596 --> 00:27:23,767 Thanks for the thrill, but it's time for me to go. 413 00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:45,413 - You'll forget for now, Leslie Shaber. 414 00:27:47,499 --> 00:27:49,501 But you'll be back. 415 00:27:53,296 --> 00:27:55,256 - Hey, Marbo, big fella, look what I got ya. 416 00:27:55,256 --> 00:27:57,884 A flea collar. 417 00:27:57,884 --> 00:28:01,137 Marbo, what, hey, what's wrong with you? 418 00:28:01,137 --> 00:28:03,682 Marbo. 419 00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:06,017 It's me, Marbo, what's wrong? 420 00:28:08,978 --> 00:28:10,271 - Bubba Washington is down 421 00:28:10,271 --> 00:28:12,273 to the 30-yard line. - Hi, honey. 422 00:28:12,273 --> 00:28:13,775 I sure missed you. 423 00:28:13,775 --> 00:28:15,068 - Sure you did. 424 00:28:17,862 --> 00:28:19,406 - Wait, he's getting up. 425 00:28:19,406 --> 00:28:21,282 I think he lost the ball on that play. 426 00:28:23,785 --> 00:28:25,537 Oh no, well, it looks like Bubba 427 00:28:25,537 --> 00:28:27,622 won't be playing for the winner's team now. 428 00:28:27,622 --> 00:28:29,040 I hear the cheerleaders-- 429 00:28:34,796 --> 00:28:35,755 - Oh, damn! 430 00:28:38,133 --> 00:28:38,967 Men. 431 00:28:43,972 --> 00:28:45,473 - Hi, Mom. 432 00:28:45,473 --> 00:28:46,641 - Hi, sweetie. 433 00:28:47,767 --> 00:28:49,394 - What happened to your toe? 434 00:28:49,394 --> 00:28:51,187 - I must have stubbed it. 435 00:28:51,187 --> 00:28:52,689 - Stubbed it? - Mm. 436 00:28:52,689 --> 00:28:55,692 - Looks like an animal bit it. 437 00:28:58,361 --> 00:29:01,322 So, how was your day shopping? 438 00:29:01,322 --> 00:29:02,615 - Fine. 439 00:29:02,615 --> 00:29:05,326 - Find anything you really needed? 440 00:29:05,326 --> 00:29:07,287 - A few things. 441 00:29:07,287 --> 00:29:09,330 - And how was your lunch? 442 00:29:10,623 --> 00:29:11,916 - Fine. 443 00:29:19,007 --> 00:29:21,384 - I'll be right down, Stacey. 444 00:29:24,387 --> 00:29:27,390 You just don't want to level with me, do you? 445 00:29:27,390 --> 00:29:28,224 - What? 446 00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:34,773 ♪ A shot's gonna be all right 447 00:29:36,149 --> 00:29:38,943 - Coming. ♪ A shot's gonna be all right 448 00:29:38,943 --> 00:29:41,780 ♪ You know a shot's gonna be all right ♪ 449 00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:44,866 - I guess it's hard being a teenager. 450 00:29:48,036 --> 00:29:49,996 - What's wrong with you? 451 00:29:49,996 --> 00:29:52,957 Wait, don't tell me, P.M.S. 452 00:29:52,957 --> 00:29:55,627 - I don't want to talk about it. 453 00:30:11,810 --> 00:30:13,520 - You found out about Mom, didn't you? 454 00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:15,271 - I can't believe it. 455 00:30:16,439 --> 00:30:19,234 - I'm so sorry, Dad. - I asked for it. 456 00:30:20,693 --> 00:30:22,570 - Yeah well, you shouldn't have left her alone so much. 457 00:30:22,570 --> 00:30:26,407 - But I never dreamed it would happen. 458 00:30:26,407 --> 00:30:30,078 For 15 years, I have waited for this moment. 459 00:30:47,428 --> 00:30:51,516 - Heaven, absolute heaven. 460 00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:56,896 Oh, baby, oh, oh. 461 00:30:58,398 --> 00:30:59,190 Loverboy. 462 00:31:03,319 --> 00:31:05,530 Bo, what's gotten into you? 463 00:31:09,117 --> 00:31:11,077 Go on, get out of here. 464 00:31:14,622 --> 00:31:15,456 Hi, honey. 465 00:31:17,625 --> 00:31:20,712 Howard, haven't you noticed anything? 466 00:31:24,257 --> 00:31:28,094 - Sure I did, that roast beef was scrumptious. 467 00:31:31,139 --> 00:31:31,973 Thanks. 468 00:31:35,476 --> 00:31:36,394 Good night. 469 00:31:42,984 --> 00:31:44,485 - Leslie? - Howard. 470 00:31:45,820 --> 00:31:46,905 - Oh, Leslie. 471 00:31:51,409 --> 00:31:53,578 - Oh, baby, oh, baby. 472 00:31:55,955 --> 00:31:56,831 Oh, Howard! 473 00:31:59,584 --> 00:32:01,836 Leslie, you're an animal! 474 00:32:13,598 --> 00:32:14,432 Mm. 475 00:32:24,609 --> 00:32:26,361 - In my thoughts. 476 00:32:26,361 --> 00:32:28,696 In my thoughts, my thoughts. 477 00:32:31,574 --> 00:32:33,034 In your thoughts. 478 00:32:35,036 --> 00:32:36,412 In your thoughts. 479 00:32:37,372 --> 00:32:38,957 - In your thoughts. 480 00:32:41,376 --> 00:32:42,877 - In our thoughts. 481 00:32:44,879 --> 00:32:46,673 Our, our thoughts. 482 00:32:46,673 --> 00:32:48,174 - In our thoughts. 483 00:33:07,193 --> 00:33:08,403 Leave me alone! 484 00:33:12,365 --> 00:33:13,741 - Leslie! 485 00:33:16,119 --> 00:33:19,038 - Leave me alone! 486 00:33:19,038 --> 00:33:20,498 - Don't be afraid. 487 00:33:20,498 --> 00:33:21,749 - I'm not afraid. 488 00:33:21,749 --> 00:33:23,876 - Don't be afraid of me, Leslie Shaber. 489 00:33:23,876 --> 00:33:25,169 - I'm afraid of no one. 490 00:33:28,923 --> 00:33:30,800 - What about this? 491 00:33:36,389 --> 00:33:39,684 - Get him off, get him off, get him off, get him off! 492 00:33:39,684 --> 00:33:41,185 - Leslie, Leslie honey. 493 00:33:41,185 --> 00:33:43,354 Wake up, you're having a nightmare. 494 00:33:43,354 --> 00:33:44,605 - What's going on? 495 00:33:44,605 --> 00:33:46,274 - You're having a nightmare. 496 00:33:49,444 --> 00:33:52,280 - Oh, I was having a nightmare. 497 00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:56,284 - No, I said, "You are having a nightmare." 498 00:34:02,957 --> 00:34:04,834 - Honey, honey, wake up. 499 00:34:04,834 --> 00:34:07,253 - Howard. 500 00:34:07,253 --> 00:34:09,172 - I think you were having a nightmare. 501 00:34:09,172 --> 00:34:10,673 - Were, you said, "Were." 502 00:34:10,673 --> 00:34:13,760 I heard you, you said I were having a nightmare. 503 00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:15,011 You did say, "were," didn't you? 504 00:34:15,011 --> 00:34:18,014 - Yes, yeah, yeah, I said, "were." 505 00:34:18,014 --> 00:34:20,058 Are you still dreaming? 506 00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:22,560 - I were, but I'm not anymore. 507 00:34:30,485 --> 00:34:33,112 - Forget, Leslie, forget. 508 00:34:33,112 --> 00:34:34,697 Forget the reality. 509 00:34:35,698 --> 00:34:37,200 It's only a dream. 510 00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:40,495 Forget, for now. 511 00:34:42,663 --> 00:34:43,539 - I forget. 512 00:34:45,208 --> 00:34:46,042 I forgot. 513 00:35:17,907 --> 00:35:20,493 - Don't get up, darling, you had a rough night. 514 00:35:20,493 --> 00:35:22,161 I'll fix my own breakfast. 515 00:35:22,161 --> 00:35:25,248 - Mm hm. - That's right, you sleep in. 516 00:35:27,959 --> 00:35:29,710 I'll see you tonight. 517 00:35:58,322 --> 00:35:59,157 - Oh god. 518 00:36:58,799 --> 00:37:02,845 Wake up, Leslie, you're still having a nightmare. 519 00:37:02,845 --> 00:37:06,307 Oh my god, I'm going back to bed. 520 00:37:22,949 --> 00:37:25,159 Hello. - Leslie, it's Peggy. 521 00:37:25,159 --> 00:37:26,494 Don't forget we have an appointment 522 00:37:26,494 --> 00:37:28,996 to do your hair at two o'clock tomorrow. 523 00:37:28,996 --> 00:37:31,666 - I'm having a nightmare, can I call you back? 524 00:37:31,666 --> 00:37:33,000 - Sure thing. 525 00:37:43,177 --> 00:37:45,721 - Okay, now I will wake up from this absurd dream 526 00:37:45,721 --> 00:37:48,599 and everything will be fine. 527 00:37:48,599 --> 00:37:49,433 Mm. 528 00:37:50,977 --> 00:37:53,562 There, now I feel so much better. 529 00:37:55,690 --> 00:38:00,695 No, I don't feel better anymore. 530 00:38:02,488 --> 00:38:06,409 This had got to be the longest dream in history. 531 00:38:18,796 --> 00:38:21,465 - Finally decided to get up, huh? 532 00:38:21,465 --> 00:38:24,051 - Jennifer, are you in this dream too? 533 00:38:24,051 --> 00:38:24,885 - What? 534 00:38:26,304 --> 00:38:27,138 - Hm. 535 00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:36,897 Ow, ow, oh, damn it, that hurt, that really hurt. 536 00:38:36,897 --> 00:38:40,568 You're not supposed to feel pain in a dream. 537 00:38:42,486 --> 00:38:46,574 I'm not dreaming, I'm going crazy. 538 00:38:46,574 --> 00:38:48,034 Dentist, dentist. 539 00:38:49,910 --> 00:38:53,581 Dentist, where can I find a dentist who works on Sunday? 540 00:38:53,581 --> 00:38:56,542 - Try the yellow pages. - I knew that. 541 00:38:56,542 --> 00:38:58,210 - Why do you need a dentist? 542 00:38:58,210 --> 00:38:59,920 - Who needs a dentist? 543 00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:02,214 - I thought I heard you say you do. 544 00:39:02,214 --> 00:39:05,217 - No no, I said I gotta find Dennis. 545 00:39:06,093 --> 00:39:07,428 - Dennis? - Mm hm. 546 00:39:07,428 --> 00:39:09,472 - So that's the guy's name. 547 00:39:09,472 --> 00:39:11,432 - That's what guy's name? 548 00:39:11,432 --> 00:39:13,809 - Mom, I saw you the other day. 549 00:39:13,809 --> 00:39:15,686 - You see me every day. 550 00:39:15,686 --> 00:39:18,689 - I saw you and Dennis having lunch at Francois'. 551 00:39:18,689 --> 00:39:21,400 And then dessert at the pet store. 552 00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:23,778 - What are you talking about? - Come off it, Mom. 553 00:39:23,778 --> 00:39:26,280 Stacey and I both saw you. 554 00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:28,199 It's bad enough you have to cheat on Dad, 555 00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:30,242 but to lie about it? 556 00:39:30,242 --> 00:39:33,662 - Jennifer, have you been having nightmares too? 557 00:39:33,662 --> 00:39:34,997 - What's wrong with your mouth? 558 00:39:34,997 --> 00:39:35,956 - Nothing's wrong with my mouth. 559 00:39:35,956 --> 00:39:37,458 - Did he give you herpes? 560 00:39:37,458 --> 00:39:39,668 - Shouldn't you be in school or something? 561 00:39:39,668 --> 00:39:41,796 - It's the weekend, remember? 562 00:39:41,796 --> 00:39:43,672 - Well, shouldn't you be phoning your boyfriend? 563 00:39:43,672 --> 00:39:45,341 - I don't have a boyfriend, Mom. 564 00:39:45,341 --> 00:39:46,467 - Well, you should have a boyfriend. 565 00:39:46,467 --> 00:39:49,762 I think you should go find one. 566 00:40:05,528 --> 00:40:07,780 Open Saturdays and Sundays. 567 00:40:10,241 --> 00:40:15,246 God, you're only going nuts, it's too much stress, the kids. 568 00:40:17,164 --> 00:40:20,501 Just testing the weather, beautiful day, huh? 569 00:40:20,501 --> 00:40:23,671 - Hey, yeah. 570 00:40:31,178 --> 00:40:33,889 - Hey, cut it out, you little bastard. 571 00:40:35,266 --> 00:40:38,686 - Mamacita, Mamacita, a monstro! 572 00:40:40,521 --> 00:40:41,313 Monstro! 573 00:40:43,524 --> 00:40:46,527 - Mrs. Shaber, the doctor will see you now. 574 00:40:46,527 --> 00:40:50,156 - Good, thank you. 575 00:40:56,996 --> 00:40:58,956 - Mrs. Shaber. 576 00:40:58,956 --> 00:41:03,419 - Dr. Rodriguez, the cavity emptor, at your service. 577 00:41:03,419 --> 00:41:04,962 Please. 578 00:41:04,962 --> 00:41:05,713 Call me 579 00:41:06,630 --> 00:41:07,465 Dr. Rod. 580 00:41:16,223 --> 00:41:20,269 Oh good, you found my sterile silk handcloth. 581 00:41:20,269 --> 00:41:21,103 So... 582 00:41:22,563 --> 00:41:24,857 You're here for a drilling? 583 00:41:25,816 --> 00:41:26,901 Or a filling? 584 00:41:28,736 --> 00:41:30,362 - Filing. 585 00:41:35,743 --> 00:41:40,706 - Now, here's something you don't see every day. 586 00:41:40,706 --> 00:41:42,625 - You know what, I woke up and they just-- 587 00:41:42,625 --> 00:41:43,459 - Oh, oh! 588 00:41:44,627 --> 00:41:46,378 These are the sexiest 589 00:41:47,421 --> 00:41:49,965 looking teeth I have ever seen. 590 00:41:51,342 --> 00:41:53,969 They have style and distinction. 591 00:41:55,888 --> 00:41:59,350 I've never seen anything like these cuspids. 592 00:41:59,350 --> 00:42:01,769 - I want them gone! 593 00:42:01,769 --> 00:42:05,356 - You mean, you not happy with these? 594 00:42:05,356 --> 00:42:06,941 - If I were happy, would I be here? 595 00:42:06,941 --> 00:42:09,777 - I'm happy and I'm here. 596 00:42:09,777 --> 00:42:12,780 I think you're making a terrible mistake. 597 00:42:12,780 --> 00:42:13,948 - Look. - File! 598 00:42:15,783 --> 00:42:19,411 Oh, oh, no! 599 00:42:36,845 --> 00:42:38,222 - Come on! 600 00:42:40,724 --> 00:42:41,809 Unbelievable. 601 00:42:42,977 --> 00:42:44,311 Stay in there! 602 00:42:44,311 --> 00:42:45,938 Gimme my pliers! 603 00:42:45,938 --> 00:42:47,648 Thank you, there she goes! 604 00:42:54,613 --> 00:42:55,406 Oh! 605 00:42:56,615 --> 00:42:57,658 My poor file. 606 00:43:15,426 --> 00:43:17,678 - What's the matter, what happened? 607 00:43:17,678 --> 00:43:22,683 Come back, come back, it was just a little drilling. 608 00:43:26,270 --> 00:43:28,606 - Do you realize what day this is? 609 00:43:28,606 --> 00:43:31,275 The hardest things known to man. 610 00:43:32,693 --> 00:43:35,529 For once, I'll have the respect of my colleagues. 611 00:43:35,529 --> 00:43:37,865 I'll open an office in Beverly Hills. 612 00:43:37,865 --> 00:43:40,367 I'll clean movie stars' teeth. 613 00:43:40,367 --> 00:43:41,619 Oh, I love you. 614 00:43:48,334 --> 00:43:49,168 Shit. 615 00:44:13,859 --> 00:44:16,236 - So how's your veal today? 616 00:44:16,236 --> 00:44:19,782 - My veal is so tasty, so succulent, juicy, 617 00:44:21,575 --> 00:44:25,746 young, delicious, such a veal you've never tasted. 618 00:44:26,914 --> 00:44:28,749 - What about your leg of lamb? 619 00:44:28,749 --> 00:44:31,835 - Oy, I have a leg of lamb so savory, 620 00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:35,089 so tender you could plotz. 621 00:44:41,053 --> 00:44:44,848 I only use the freshest, healthiest beef 622 00:44:44,848 --> 00:44:48,852 made from the underbellies of young virgin cows. 623 00:44:54,358 --> 00:44:56,318 - I'll take a pound of hamburger. 624 00:44:56,318 --> 00:44:58,612 - Two pounds and get a free matzo. 625 00:44:58,612 --> 00:45:00,447 - One pound is plenty. 626 00:45:05,119 --> 00:45:07,579 - Something I can get for you? 627 00:45:10,541 --> 00:45:11,625 - Pork chops? 628 00:45:24,471 --> 00:45:27,057 ♪ I feel the rope as you tighten the knot ♪ 629 00:45:27,057 --> 00:45:29,643 ♪ But I'm hanging 630 00:45:29,643 --> 00:45:33,814 ♪ Hanging onto your love 631 00:45:33,814 --> 00:45:36,483 ♪ Yeah, I'm hanging 632 00:45:36,483 --> 00:45:39,903 ♪ Hanging onto your love 633 00:45:51,999 --> 00:45:55,377 ♪ I'm feeling up, you put me down ♪ 634 00:45:55,377 --> 00:45:58,714 ♪ Can't seem to get my feet on the ground ♪ 635 00:45:58,714 --> 00:46:02,176 ♪ You talk so mean then you act so sweet ♪ 636 00:46:02,176 --> 00:46:03,302 ♪ I'm in your arms 637 00:46:03,302 --> 00:46:05,137 ♪ Then I'm out on the street 638 00:46:07,598 --> 00:46:11,894 ♪ Hanging onto your love 639 00:46:11,894 --> 00:46:15,689 ♪ Hanging 640 00:46:15,689 --> 00:46:18,192 ♪ Hanging 641 00:46:18,192 --> 00:46:21,570 ♪ I'm hanging onto your love 642 00:46:21,570 --> 00:46:24,948 - Look, Edna, a singing werewolf. 643 00:46:24,948 --> 00:46:29,077 We don't see many of them nowadays, do we? 644 00:46:29,077 --> 00:46:32,581 ♪ Tighter and tighter 645 00:46:32,581 --> 00:46:35,876 ♪ Tighter and tighter 646 00:46:35,876 --> 00:46:39,171 ♪ Tighter and tighter 647 00:46:39,171 --> 00:46:44,176 ♪ I'm hanging onto your love 648 00:46:53,644 --> 00:46:55,437 ♪ Storm in your eyes 649 00:46:55,437 --> 00:46:59,024 ♪ Storm in your head 650 00:46:59,024 --> 00:47:00,734 ♪ Storm in my head 651 00:47:00,734 --> 00:47:02,361 ♪ Jump on the edge 652 00:47:02,361 --> 00:47:05,906 ♪ Talk to the world 653 00:47:05,906 --> 00:47:07,574 ♪ I'm telling it all 654 00:47:07,574 --> 00:47:10,744 ♪ Shakin' the world uh huh 655 00:47:10,744 --> 00:47:14,331 ♪ Oh shakin' the world uh huh 656 00:47:14,331 --> 00:47:17,459 ♪ Shakin' the world uh huh 657 00:47:17,459 --> 00:47:21,547 ♪ Oh shakin' the world uh huh 658 00:47:21,547 --> 00:47:23,173 ♪ Light up the world 659 00:47:23,173 --> 00:47:26,260 ♪ Light up the sky 660 00:47:26,260 --> 00:47:28,387 ♪ I caught a light in your eye 661 00:47:28,387 --> 00:47:29,930 ♪ Shot in the night 662 00:47:29,930 --> 00:47:33,058 ♪ Shot in the dark 663 00:47:33,058 --> 00:47:35,602 ♪ Shot right in my heart 664 00:47:35,602 --> 00:47:37,062 ♪ Shakin' the world - I still say 665 00:47:37,062 --> 00:47:38,939 he could just be a friend. 666 00:47:38,939 --> 00:47:41,358 I mean, you have no proof that they're doing anything. 667 00:47:41,358 --> 00:47:44,278 - The proof is she's hiding the whole thing. 668 00:47:44,278 --> 00:47:47,364 ♪ Uh huh shakin' the world 669 00:47:47,364 --> 00:47:50,993 ♪ Uh huh 670 00:47:50,993 --> 00:47:52,619 ♪ When the morning come 671 00:47:52,619 --> 00:47:56,164 ♪ You're the only one 672 00:47:59,459 --> 00:48:03,463 ♪ New and mysterious world 673 00:48:03,463 --> 00:48:07,092 ♪ The sound of our heartbeats 674 00:48:07,092 --> 00:48:11,054 ♪ Can almost be overheard 675 00:48:11,054 --> 00:48:15,434 ♪ Pale daylight and darkest night ♪ 676 00:48:15,434 --> 00:48:19,521 ♪ We put romance to the test 677 00:48:19,521 --> 00:48:21,899 ♪ Learning day after day 678 00:48:21,899 --> 00:48:26,528 ♪ How precious this feeling is 679 00:48:26,528 --> 00:48:31,325 ♪ Strong love, deep as the ocean ♪ 680 00:48:31,325 --> 00:48:34,703 ♪ Lifting me up on a wind of emotions ♪ 681 00:48:34,703 --> 00:48:38,206 ♪ Strong love rose like a fever ♪ 682 00:48:38,206 --> 00:48:40,792 ♪ Just when it wants you to stop ♪ 683 00:48:40,792 --> 00:48:43,837 - Mrs. Shaber. 684 00:48:43,837 --> 00:48:46,840 Cool, who did your makeup? 685 00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:48,258 - Huh, oh, I did. 686 00:48:51,803 --> 00:48:52,638 - Ralphie? 687 00:48:53,764 --> 00:48:54,598 Ralphie? 688 00:48:58,685 --> 00:49:02,105 - Oh, Mrs. Shaber, you got a lot of talent. 689 00:49:02,105 --> 00:49:05,609 - Leslie, Leslie. 690 00:49:05,609 --> 00:49:07,069 - Leslie. - Why don't you 691 00:49:07,069 --> 00:49:10,489 snack on this while I go freshen up? 692 00:49:10,489 --> 00:49:14,117 If you want dessert, come up and see me, okay? 693 00:49:14,117 --> 00:49:18,664 ♪ Strong love, deep as the ocean ♪ 694 00:49:18,664 --> 00:49:19,998 - Ralph. 695 00:49:19,998 --> 00:49:24,169 ♪ Lifting me up on a stream of emotions ♪ 696 00:49:25,587 --> 00:49:26,588 - Hey, Ed. 697 00:49:26,588 --> 00:49:29,299 - Jen, you sure got a hot mom. 698 00:49:29,299 --> 00:49:31,593 - Oh, so sweet. 699 00:49:31,593 --> 00:49:33,220 - Mom, is that you? 700 00:49:34,388 --> 00:49:38,100 - No, it's the wolfman, who do you think it is? 701 00:49:40,686 --> 00:49:43,230 - I never knew your mom had a sense of humor. 702 00:49:43,230 --> 00:49:44,398 - She doesn't. 703 00:49:45,524 --> 00:49:48,944 - That's the best makeup job I've ever seen. 704 00:49:48,944 --> 00:49:50,737 - I've seen better. 705 00:49:50,737 --> 00:49:53,573 "Nudist Colony of the Dead," 1958. 706 00:49:55,242 --> 00:49:56,076 Ralphie! 707 00:49:57,285 --> 00:50:02,290 ♪ Drive a stake right through his heart ♪ 708 00:50:03,208 --> 00:50:04,459 ♪ Fright night fright night 709 00:50:08,588 --> 00:50:11,174 - Is everything all right, Mrs. Shaber? 710 00:50:11,174 --> 00:50:15,429 - Everything's fine, darling, go join your friends. 711 00:50:21,768 --> 00:50:24,312 ♪ Fright night 712 00:50:24,312 --> 00:50:25,647 - God. 713 00:50:25,647 --> 00:50:26,481 Oh damn. 714 00:50:31,361 --> 00:50:34,531 What's happening? 715 00:50:34,531 --> 00:50:35,365 Oh god. 716 00:50:50,964 --> 00:50:53,467 What, there's somebody in here. 717 00:50:53,467 --> 00:50:55,177 - Mrs. Shaber. 718 00:50:55,177 --> 00:50:56,344 It's me, Ralph. 719 00:50:56,344 --> 00:50:58,555 - Go away, you little pervert. 720 00:50:58,555 --> 00:51:00,682 - I'm here for my dessert. 721 00:51:01,933 --> 00:51:04,811 - You want your dessert, here. 722 00:51:05,979 --> 00:51:09,608 ♪ Love is my world 723 00:51:09,608 --> 00:51:13,445 ♪ Love is my world 724 00:51:13,445 --> 00:51:15,113 ♪ Oh 725 00:51:15,113 --> 00:51:16,740 ♪ He's just a boy 726 00:51:16,740 --> 00:51:18,909 ♪ She's just a girl 727 00:51:18,909 --> 00:51:20,535 ♪ All the time 728 00:51:20,535 --> 00:51:23,497 ♪ Love is my world 729 00:51:28,001 --> 00:51:30,504 - Mom, a bunch of kids are out here. 730 00:51:30,504 --> 00:51:32,798 - What do they want? 731 00:51:32,798 --> 00:51:34,216 - To pee. 732 00:51:34,216 --> 00:51:36,676 - Tell them to use the other bathroom. 733 00:51:36,676 --> 00:51:39,137 - Dougie jammed the toilet. 734 00:51:39,137 --> 00:51:41,181 - So let them hold it in. 735 00:51:44,476 --> 00:51:47,896 ♪ Took a drag on your cigarette ♪ 736 00:51:47,896 --> 00:51:51,691 ♪ Whisper words that you never will forget ♪ 737 00:51:51,691 --> 00:51:53,944 ♪ Seize the moment 'cause you knew that ♪ 738 00:51:53,944 --> 00:51:56,029 - I also want to talk to you. 739 00:51:56,029 --> 00:51:58,532 - I'm too busy to talk now. 740 00:51:58,532 --> 00:52:00,867 - Mom, you have been in there a half an hour. 741 00:52:00,867 --> 00:52:05,664 - That's bull, I've only been in here 30 minutes. 742 00:52:42,993 --> 00:52:44,744 Phew, what an ordeal. 743 00:52:48,623 --> 00:52:52,460 - Bye, Kim, thanks for coming, guys. 744 00:52:52,460 --> 00:52:53,712 - Great party, Jen. 745 00:52:53,712 --> 00:52:55,714 Tell your mom she makes a great Willie Nelson. 746 00:52:55,714 --> 00:52:57,549 Your mother belongs in a freak show. 747 00:52:57,549 --> 00:53:00,760 - Blow in my ear and I'll follow you anywhere. 748 00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:02,929 - I gotta be home by eleven. 749 00:53:02,929 --> 00:53:04,681 - But it's 12:15. - Then I guess 750 00:53:04,681 --> 00:53:07,517 I really gotta hurry, hey, wait up! 751 00:53:16,026 --> 00:53:17,360 - What the hell? 752 00:53:47,349 --> 00:53:48,725 What is it? 753 00:53:48,725 --> 00:53:49,643 Oh, oh, oh! 754 00:53:54,397 --> 00:53:55,815 - What's going on here, Mom? 755 00:53:55,815 --> 00:53:57,067 - Nothing! 756 00:53:57,067 --> 00:53:58,735 Nothing is going on, now leave me alone. 757 00:54:00,695 --> 00:54:05,492 I have a terrible case of indigestion, now please go away. 758 00:54:09,246 --> 00:54:12,457 - You look like Grizzly Adams. 759 00:54:12,457 --> 00:54:14,292 That's not a costume, is it, Mom? 760 00:54:14,292 --> 00:54:19,297 - Of course it's a costume, mind your own business. 761 00:54:24,511 --> 00:54:27,514 - Mom, you're a, what the hell are you? 762 00:54:27,514 --> 00:54:29,724 - Get out of here, get out of here, get out of here! 763 00:54:39,734 --> 00:54:40,944 - Dennis. 764 00:54:40,944 --> 00:54:43,655 - I'm here to speak to your mother. 765 00:54:43,655 --> 00:54:45,991 - She's not herself tonight. 766 00:54:49,869 --> 00:54:53,540 You've done something to her, haven't you? 767 00:54:53,540 --> 00:54:55,750 Where do you think you're going? 768 00:54:55,750 --> 00:54:57,961 I'm not gonna let a stranger in here. 769 00:54:57,961 --> 00:55:00,588 I don't care what you and my mom have going. 770 00:55:00,588 --> 00:55:02,048 You know, you've got a lot of nerve 771 00:55:02,048 --> 00:55:04,050 coming right to the house, I'll call the police 772 00:55:04,050 --> 00:55:05,844 if you don't get the hell out of here now. 773 00:55:09,014 --> 00:55:12,392 She's upstairs in her bedroom, excuse me. 774 00:55:31,286 --> 00:55:33,121 - Stacey, are you in your room? 775 00:55:33,121 --> 00:55:35,999 - Yeah, I'm talking to Ralph. 776 00:55:35,999 --> 00:55:36,833 Mm hm, ow! 777 00:55:38,043 --> 00:55:40,003 - Stacey? - Ow! 778 00:55:40,003 --> 00:55:41,838 - Stacey? - Wait a minute. 779 00:55:41,838 --> 00:55:43,173 You still there, hello, hello? 780 00:55:43,173 --> 00:55:45,925 Ralphie? 781 00:55:45,925 --> 00:55:47,427 Shit. 782 00:55:47,427 --> 00:55:50,055 - Help me, my mom's a werewolf. 783 00:55:51,473 --> 00:55:53,975 - You come barging in here, interrupt what might have been 784 00:55:53,975 --> 00:55:56,311 the most important phone call of my life 785 00:55:56,311 --> 00:55:58,188 and tell me that your mom's a werewolf? 786 00:55:58,188 --> 00:56:01,107 - I mean, my mother's a real honest-to-goodness werewolf. 787 00:56:01,107 --> 00:56:03,485 - Big deal, my mother's a cow. 788 00:56:03,485 --> 00:56:05,612 - This is serious. 789 00:56:05,612 --> 00:56:07,947 That weird gypsy at the convention was right. 790 00:56:07,947 --> 00:56:09,449 I think my mom's that wild animal 791 00:56:09,449 --> 00:56:11,701 that's been attacking all those women. 792 00:56:11,701 --> 00:56:15,121 - This is your way of testing how gullible I can be, right? 793 00:56:15,121 --> 00:56:17,707 - You think I'm making this up? 794 00:56:19,709 --> 00:56:21,503 - Jennifer, calm down. 795 00:56:21,503 --> 00:56:23,129 - You're always reading this horror trash. 796 00:56:23,129 --> 00:56:24,464 Tell me what to do. 797 00:56:24,464 --> 00:56:27,217 - This stuff's not meant to be taken seriously. 798 00:56:27,217 --> 00:56:29,427 It's make-believe, Jennifer. 799 00:56:29,427 --> 00:56:31,596 - How do you stop a werewolf? 800 00:56:31,596 --> 00:56:34,099 - You shoot it with a silver bullet. 801 00:56:34,099 --> 00:56:36,810 - She's my mom, I don't want to kill her. 802 00:56:36,810 --> 00:56:40,939 - What do you want to do, paper-train her? 803 00:56:40,939 --> 00:56:42,816 - Thanks for your help. 804 00:56:51,658 --> 00:56:52,867 - Ralphie? 805 00:56:52,867 --> 00:56:54,577 Wait, wait, Ralph! 806 00:56:54,577 --> 00:56:55,412 Ralph! 807 00:56:56,579 --> 00:56:57,414 Shit! 808 00:57:03,545 --> 00:57:05,505 - Good evening, my love. 809 00:57:06,714 --> 00:57:10,051 - You, you're, you're the man of my dreams. 810 00:57:11,052 --> 00:57:12,971 - That's so flattering. 811 00:57:14,848 --> 00:57:18,143 - Who are you, what's going on? 812 00:57:18,143 --> 00:57:21,146 - I have come to set you free. 813 00:57:21,146 --> 00:57:24,357 You are becoming immortal. 814 00:57:26,401 --> 00:57:28,528 - What the hell's happening to me? 815 00:57:28,528 --> 00:57:30,905 - Oh no, don't be afraid. 816 00:57:30,905 --> 00:57:34,159 I can show you how to survive 817 00:57:34,159 --> 00:57:35,326 as a werewolf. 818 00:57:36,244 --> 00:57:37,412 - A what wolf? 819 00:57:38,621 --> 00:57:39,539 - Werewolf. 820 00:57:41,791 --> 00:57:43,626 And I need a werewife. 821 00:57:45,795 --> 00:57:49,007 Someone to keep my race alive. 822 00:57:49,007 --> 00:57:51,176 I need sons and daughters. 823 00:57:53,011 --> 00:57:55,680 And you, my love, are the one 824 00:57:55,680 --> 00:57:58,224 who's going to give them to me. 825 00:57:59,684 --> 00:58:04,272 - I suppose we're gonna live in a were-house. 826 00:58:04,272 --> 00:58:08,902 - At first I just wanted to devour you, like the others. 827 00:58:08,902 --> 00:58:11,571 But then I saw you had a quality, 828 00:58:11,571 --> 00:58:14,657 an honesty that I wanted to preserve. 829 00:58:15,825 --> 00:58:16,659 Forever. 830 00:58:17,744 --> 00:58:18,578 - Forever? 831 00:58:19,913 --> 00:58:21,289 Forever, forever? 832 00:58:29,756 --> 00:58:32,425 - I know this is a tremendous shock to your system, 833 00:58:32,425 --> 00:58:35,929 but soon, very soon, you'll grow to accept it. 834 00:58:35,929 --> 00:58:37,764 - Hi, honey. I'm home. 835 00:58:38,932 --> 00:58:42,685 - Oh my god, it's my husband. 836 00:58:42,685 --> 00:58:47,524 - Tomorrow night, I'll be back for you and you'll be mine. 837 00:58:52,237 --> 00:58:53,071 - Leslie. 838 00:58:54,989 --> 00:58:55,823 - Howard. 839 00:58:56,950 --> 00:59:00,078 - He won't accept you, humans never do. 840 00:59:14,259 --> 00:59:16,678 Forget all that has happened. 841 00:59:17,845 --> 00:59:21,015 I will be back for you tomorrow night. 842 00:59:22,517 --> 00:59:25,353 - Honey, are you ready for me yet? 843 00:59:27,188 --> 00:59:28,106 Honey? - Oh! 844 00:59:45,456 --> 00:59:48,334 - God, god, gee! 845 00:59:48,334 --> 00:59:49,168 Ow! 846 00:59:51,754 --> 00:59:53,339 - Honey? - Oh. 847 00:59:53,339 --> 00:59:56,509 - What, ow, I thought I heard voices. 848 00:59:56,509 --> 00:59:58,678 - That was the television. 849 01:00:00,138 --> 01:00:04,559 Television? 850 01:00:04,559 --> 01:00:06,019 What's wrong with the lights? 851 01:00:06,019 --> 01:00:07,103 - Power failure. 852 01:00:08,938 --> 01:00:09,772 - Oh. 853 01:00:11,733 --> 01:00:12,567 Oh! 854 01:00:14,110 --> 01:00:16,446 Oh, who needs lights anyway? 855 01:00:19,198 --> 01:00:22,035 - Honey, not tonight, I have a headache. 856 01:00:22,035 --> 01:00:24,912 - Come on, Leslie, you don't have to pretend with me. 857 01:00:24,912 --> 01:00:26,748 Listen, darling, I know that before last night 858 01:00:26,748 --> 01:00:28,207 you were very upset with me 859 01:00:28,207 --> 01:00:30,084 because I haven't been paying you a lot of attention. 860 01:00:30,084 --> 01:00:32,045 - No, I wasn't, you've been wonderful, now go to sleep. 861 01:00:32,045 --> 01:00:33,838 - Oh Leslie, I'm crazy about you. 862 01:00:33,838 --> 01:00:36,007 - Oh please. 863 01:00:38,760 --> 01:00:41,804 - You've turned me into an animal, I love it. 864 01:00:41,804 --> 01:00:43,640 - Don't even say that! 865 01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:45,642 - Leslie, why the hell are you all wrapped up in this stuff? 866 01:00:45,642 --> 01:00:48,645 It's so warm in here. - I've got a chill. 867 01:00:48,645 --> 01:00:50,396 - Well, I can take care of that. 868 01:00:50,396 --> 01:00:51,898 - Good idea, go fix the heater. 869 01:00:51,898 --> 01:00:53,900 - I got my own built-in heater. 870 01:00:53,900 --> 01:00:54,692 - Oh, oh! 871 01:00:55,568 --> 01:00:56,736 - Oh no, Marbo. 872 01:00:57,945 --> 01:00:59,697 Marbo, you know you're not allowed on the bed. 873 01:00:59,697 --> 01:01:02,700 Oh, Marbo, Marbo. 874 01:01:02,700 --> 01:01:06,245 Come on, get off, get off the bed. 875 01:01:06,245 --> 01:01:07,413 Oh stay, stay. 876 01:01:11,250 --> 01:01:13,586 Good night. - Good night, honey. 877 01:01:18,049 --> 01:01:20,760 - I see you in conflict with an animal. 878 01:01:20,760 --> 01:01:23,012 - That's not a costume, is it, Mom? 879 01:01:23,012 --> 01:01:26,516 - It's make-believe, Jennifer. 880 01:01:26,516 --> 01:01:30,645 - I see the sign of the pentagram on your face. 881 01:01:30,645 --> 01:01:33,147 - No, it's the wolfman, who do you think it is? 882 01:01:33,147 --> 01:01:35,483 - My mom's a werewolf. - Get out of here! 883 01:01:35,483 --> 01:01:37,610 Get out of here! 884 01:01:37,610 --> 01:01:40,613 - Take my card, you'll be needing it. 885 01:02:02,593 --> 01:02:04,137 - Go away. - Please. 886 01:02:05,888 --> 01:02:09,392 This is Jennifer Shaber, I need your help. 887 01:02:10,518 --> 01:02:13,271 My mom's a werewolf. - Call the zoo. 888 01:02:14,856 --> 01:02:18,025 - What should I do, she's my mother. 889 01:02:18,025 --> 01:02:18,985 - Kill her. 890 01:02:22,655 --> 01:02:25,199 Oh no, Jennifer, wait, come in. 891 01:02:30,580 --> 01:02:33,791 I'll tell you everything I know about werewolves. 892 01:02:33,791 --> 01:02:34,751 - Okay. 893 01:02:58,232 --> 01:02:59,025 - Ow! 894 01:03:11,454 --> 01:03:13,664 Good morning, darling. 895 01:03:13,664 --> 01:03:17,335 You look like hell. 896 01:03:17,335 --> 01:03:18,836 - God, you wouldn't believe 897 01:03:18,836 --> 01:03:23,549 the weird dreams I've been having, I'm exhausted. 898 01:03:23,549 --> 01:03:24,801 - Why don't you just stay in bed? 899 01:03:24,801 --> 01:03:27,512 I'll be home before you know it. 900 01:03:27,512 --> 01:03:29,555 - Can't get enough of me now, can you? 901 01:03:29,555 --> 01:03:32,350 - Enough, Leslie, one night you whet my appetite, 902 01:03:32,350 --> 01:03:34,936 the next you leave me hanging high and dry. 903 01:03:34,936 --> 01:03:38,689 You know how to drive a guy crazy, agh, whoo! 904 01:03:40,316 --> 01:03:43,569 Leslie, you got me howling at the moon. 905 01:03:45,279 --> 01:03:46,572 I don't know what's happened to you, darling, 906 01:03:46,572 --> 01:03:48,366 but you've turned me into a new man. 907 01:03:59,210 --> 01:04:01,212 - Let's see. - Hey, kids. 908 01:04:04,632 --> 01:04:06,759 - Mom, you're human. - Yeah. 909 01:04:07,927 --> 01:04:10,263 - Mom, we'll cure you, it won't be easy, 910 01:04:10,263 --> 01:04:12,765 but I think together we can beat this thing. 911 01:04:12,765 --> 01:04:14,767 - What on earth are you talking about? 912 01:04:14,767 --> 01:04:16,185 Stacey, what's wrong with my daughter? 913 01:04:16,185 --> 01:04:18,020 - She's freaked, Mrs. Shaber, but it's okay. 914 01:04:18,020 --> 01:04:19,814 She hasn't gotten violent yet. 915 01:04:19,814 --> 01:04:21,816 - No, Mom, stay here. 916 01:04:21,816 --> 01:04:23,609 - I'm late for my hair appointment. 917 01:04:23,609 --> 01:04:25,528 - You can change back at any time. 918 01:04:25,528 --> 01:04:28,072 Believe me, it's better to change at home than out there. 919 01:04:28,072 --> 01:04:30,324 - Jennifer. - Mom, I can't let you leave. 920 01:04:30,324 --> 01:04:31,534 - You can't let me leave? 921 01:04:31,534 --> 01:04:33,953 Who's the mother around here anyway? 922 01:04:33,953 --> 01:04:35,121 You are weird. 923 01:04:37,456 --> 01:04:41,502 You have got to find yourself a boyfriend, both of you. 924 01:04:41,502 --> 01:04:44,755 - She thinks I'm crazy. - She may have a point. 925 01:04:44,755 --> 01:04:46,632 She looks pretty human to me, Jennifer. 926 01:04:46,632 --> 01:04:49,176 - Of course she does, she changed back 927 01:04:49,176 --> 01:04:52,805 just like the gypsy said she would, come on. 928 01:05:06,527 --> 01:05:10,489 - Same thing, we're having a special today, six for $5. 929 01:05:11,657 --> 01:05:14,201 Six for $5, that'll last you for years. 930 01:05:14,201 --> 01:05:15,703 You got a lot of hair, sweetheart. 931 01:05:15,703 --> 01:05:18,164 Absolutely, get that money out, thank you so much. 932 01:05:18,164 --> 01:05:18,998 Okay. 933 01:05:21,334 --> 01:05:22,335 - Hi, Peggy. 934 01:05:24,295 --> 01:05:26,005 - Your nightmare caught up with you, girl. 935 01:05:26,005 --> 01:05:27,715 Jesus, you look like hell. 936 01:05:27,715 --> 01:05:30,343 - Well, I really appreciate you squeezing me in like this. 937 01:05:30,343 --> 01:05:34,513 - Well, say no more, I never turn down a challenge. 938 01:05:34,513 --> 01:05:37,183 ♪ It's a mutual attraction 939 01:05:37,183 --> 01:05:40,102 - All right, hon, come with me. 940 01:05:40,102 --> 01:05:42,355 I'll even throw in a quick manicure. 941 01:05:42,355 --> 01:05:43,314 - Thanks. 942 01:05:43,314 --> 01:05:46,484 ♪ I like to seduce ya 943 01:05:47,693 --> 01:05:49,946 - A little waxing wouldn't hurt either. 944 01:05:49,946 --> 01:05:53,366 ♪ Something good for you 945 01:05:58,621 --> 01:06:00,081 - Now here, have a seat. 946 01:06:00,081 --> 01:06:04,210 I want you to relax, miss, you look tense to me. 947 01:06:04,210 --> 01:06:08,089 I'm gonna give you one of my magic fingers shampoos. 948 01:06:08,089 --> 01:06:09,215 Okay, lean back. 949 01:06:09,215 --> 01:06:12,051 ♪ I need I got to use ya 950 01:06:12,051 --> 01:06:13,719 ♪ Now that I've found ya 951 01:06:13,719 --> 01:06:15,972 ♪ Don't want to lose ya 952 01:06:15,972 --> 01:06:18,099 ♪ Boy boy 953 01:06:18,099 --> 01:06:21,227 ♪ I got to seduce ya 954 01:06:34,907 --> 01:06:37,201 - We been out here almost an hour. 955 01:06:37,201 --> 01:06:39,078 How long do we got to watch? 956 01:06:39,078 --> 01:06:40,579 - Stacey, if you leave me now, 957 01:06:40,579 --> 01:06:44,041 I will never speak to you again. 958 01:06:44,041 --> 01:06:46,544 - It might almost be worth it. 959 01:06:50,589 --> 01:06:53,342 - We Be Hair, how may I help you? 960 01:06:54,468 --> 01:06:57,096 Mrs. Finkelstein, what is it this time? 961 01:06:57,096 --> 01:06:57,930 Uh-huh. 962 01:06:59,515 --> 01:07:01,600 Well, hon, I'm sorry your hair fell out in the car, 963 01:07:01,600 --> 01:07:03,144 but we use very good bleach here. 964 01:07:03,144 --> 01:07:05,813 Now you have to trust me on that. 965 01:07:08,024 --> 01:07:09,442 ♪ Oh boy 966 01:07:09,442 --> 01:07:11,318 ♪ How you excite me 967 01:07:11,318 --> 01:07:13,779 ♪ Oh boy 968 01:07:13,779 --> 01:07:15,531 ♪ I know you delight me 969 01:07:16,532 --> 01:07:18,075 ♪ Now that I found ya 970 01:07:18,075 --> 01:07:20,411 ♪ I ain't gonna lose ya 971 01:07:20,411 --> 01:07:22,538 ♪ Boy boy 972 01:07:22,538 --> 01:07:24,915 - Oh, oh, oh whoo! ♪ I'm gonna seduce ya 973 01:07:24,915 --> 01:07:27,293 - Oh well, I don't know what kind 974 01:07:27,293 --> 01:07:31,130 of hormones you've been taking, girl, but 975 01:07:31,130 --> 01:07:33,883 this is gonna be my ultimate challenge. 976 01:07:33,883 --> 01:07:35,926 Come with me. ♪ Boy 977 01:07:35,926 --> 01:07:37,344 Oh, oh! ♪ Boy boy boy 978 01:07:37,344 --> 01:07:38,304 Come on, come on. ♪ I'm gonna whisper 979 01:07:38,304 --> 01:07:41,682 ♪ In your ear boy boy boy 980 01:07:42,975 --> 01:07:45,686 - I think we've been here long enough. 981 01:07:45,686 --> 01:07:47,354 Don't you think if anything had happened, 982 01:07:47,354 --> 01:07:51,650 we'd have heard some sort of commotion by now? 983 01:07:51,650 --> 01:07:53,569 - I guess you're right. 984 01:07:57,823 --> 01:07:58,657 Viola! 985 01:08:04,330 --> 01:08:05,122 - Oh no! 986 01:08:06,665 --> 01:08:08,334 - What do you mean, oh no? 987 01:08:08,334 --> 01:08:10,461 I call it wolverine chic. 988 01:08:13,214 --> 01:08:16,050 - Holy shit, your mom's a werewolf! 989 01:08:16,050 --> 01:08:17,218 - Really? 990 01:08:20,221 --> 01:08:22,681 - Give it time, it'll grow on ya. 991 01:08:22,681 --> 01:08:25,309 - Do you realize what this is gonna do to your social life? 992 01:08:28,187 --> 01:08:29,855 - Come on. - Come on? 993 01:08:29,855 --> 01:08:32,691 She could be dangerous. - Let's go. 994 01:08:42,201 --> 01:08:45,329 ♪ What big eyes you have 995 01:08:45,329 --> 01:08:48,791 ♪ The kind of eyes that drive wolves mad ♪ 996 01:08:48,791 --> 01:08:52,044 ♪ So just to see that you don't get chased ♪ 997 01:08:52,044 --> 01:08:57,049 ♪ I think I ought to walk with you for a ways ♪ 998 01:08:57,925 --> 01:09:00,511 ♪ What full lips you have 999 01:09:00,511 --> 01:09:03,514 ♪ They're sure to lure someone bad ♪ 1000 01:09:03,514 --> 01:09:06,976 ♪ So 'til you get to grandma's place ♪ 1001 01:09:06,976 --> 01:09:09,145 ♪ I think I ought 1002 01:09:20,406 --> 01:09:21,866 - Marbo! 1003 01:09:22,825 --> 01:09:25,995 Marbo! 1004 01:09:27,788 --> 01:09:29,582 Oh, Marbo, come home! 1005 01:09:43,929 --> 01:09:46,307 - We can't go in there, there's a werewolf inside. 1006 01:09:46,307 --> 01:09:47,516 - We've got to. 1007 01:09:47,516 --> 01:09:49,602 - What do we have to protect ourselves with? 1008 01:09:49,602 --> 01:09:51,270 - We've got these. 1009 01:09:51,270 --> 01:09:52,605 - Look, I hate to break the news, 1010 01:09:52,605 --> 01:09:55,566 but they only work on vampires. 1011 01:09:55,566 --> 01:09:57,234 - Are you sure? - Yes. 1012 01:09:57,234 --> 01:10:00,571 "Fangorama," Issue number 45, July 1986. 1013 01:10:01,989 --> 01:10:05,618 You've got to find the werewolf who infected her. 1014 01:10:05,618 --> 01:10:09,288 Look, maybe we should just call a vet. 1015 01:10:09,288 --> 01:10:10,080 Holy cow! 1016 01:10:22,718 --> 01:10:24,386 - Jen, do something. 1017 01:10:25,387 --> 01:10:27,973 Ew! 1018 01:10:30,476 --> 01:10:31,310 Yuck. 1019 01:10:33,520 --> 01:10:35,147 Try the holy water. 1020 01:10:47,201 --> 01:10:48,953 What about the cross? 1021 01:10:59,922 --> 01:11:01,131 Oh my goodness. 1022 01:11:03,968 --> 01:11:06,428 Isn't that? - That's Dennis. 1023 01:11:06,428 --> 01:11:08,514 He's a friend. - A friend? 1024 01:11:11,767 --> 01:11:13,852 When did you get to meet him? 1025 01:11:13,852 --> 01:11:14,979 - Last night. 1026 01:11:16,188 --> 01:11:20,109 - Holy cow, "Mesmerizing of the Fuzz Creatures." 1027 01:11:21,527 --> 01:11:23,779 Werewolves have the power of hypnotizing people 1028 01:11:23,779 --> 01:11:26,156 into believing that they're friends. 1029 01:11:26,156 --> 01:11:28,117 He is the guy that did it to her. 1030 01:11:28,117 --> 01:11:29,910 - Nah, he's just a friend. 1031 01:11:29,910 --> 01:11:32,746 - No, he's the one that has to die. 1032 01:11:32,746 --> 01:11:37,084 Look, shoot him with a silver bullet and your mom is cured. 1033 01:11:37,084 --> 01:11:37,918 - Mom? 1034 01:11:40,212 --> 01:11:41,046 Mom? 1035 01:11:43,549 --> 01:11:44,383 Let's go. 1036 01:11:48,721 --> 01:11:51,724 - My dear Leslie, I've come for you. 1037 01:11:52,891 --> 01:11:55,060 - What are you looking for? 1038 01:11:55,060 --> 01:11:56,770 - We've got to protect ourselves. 1039 01:11:56,770 --> 01:11:58,272 - We've got these! 1040 01:11:58,272 --> 01:12:01,900 - Great, we'll paper cut him to death. 1041 01:12:04,778 --> 01:12:07,656 Make sure he doesn't bite you. 1042 01:12:07,656 --> 01:12:09,450 Look at this. 1043 01:12:09,450 --> 01:12:10,784 You'll soon forget 1044 01:12:10,784 --> 01:12:14,038 about your old lifestyle as a human. 1045 01:12:14,038 --> 01:12:16,248 - I hope the tip is silver. 1046 01:12:16,248 --> 01:12:18,667 - It's steel, my dad's cheap. 1047 01:12:23,464 --> 01:12:26,592 - Our werechildren will be beautiful, Leslie. 1048 01:12:31,764 --> 01:12:35,267 - Hurry up, you've gotta destroy him before the moon sets. 1049 01:12:35,267 --> 01:12:37,394 Time is running out. 1050 01:13:33,075 --> 01:13:34,827 - Damn those Shabers. 1051 01:13:35,828 --> 01:13:38,372 A little less noise down there! 1052 01:13:39,331 --> 01:13:40,165 Oh, shoe. 1053 01:13:41,500 --> 01:13:43,961 Ooh, that's , get that shoe. 1054 01:13:43,961 --> 01:13:47,214 I wanna smell that shoe, please get that shoe. 1055 01:13:47,214 --> 01:13:48,549 - Hi. - Hi, Dad. 1056 01:13:50,259 --> 01:13:51,969 - What's all the noise, where's your mother? 1057 01:13:54,388 --> 01:13:55,848 - She's upstairs. 1058 01:13:55,848 --> 01:13:57,474 But I don't think you should see her right now. 1059 01:13:57,474 --> 01:14:01,770 - Why, what's going on, that's a nice outfit. 1060 01:14:01,770 --> 01:14:05,649 - She's got someone upstairs with her and he's not human. 1061 01:14:07,860 --> 01:14:12,030 - This could get kinda hairy. - You're telling me. 1062 01:14:13,240 --> 01:14:15,784 - Holy cow. 1063 01:14:15,784 --> 01:14:17,369 - Oh, oh, oh, oh. 1064 01:14:17,369 --> 01:14:19,830 You wouldn't believe what those perverts are doing now. 1065 01:14:19,830 --> 01:14:22,583 - Leslie, open the door or I'll break it in. 1066 01:14:24,042 --> 01:14:24,877 Ooh! 1067 01:14:27,296 --> 01:14:28,672 Good door. 1068 01:14:29,631 --> 01:14:31,258 - Jennifer. - Stacey. 1069 01:14:33,260 --> 01:14:35,220 - They're dressed in gorilla suits 1070 01:14:35,220 --> 01:14:38,223 and they're rolling around the room, having an orgy, ha! 1071 01:14:41,143 --> 01:14:44,229 That does it, I'm calling the cops. 1072 01:14:44,229 --> 01:14:47,900 - All right, Leslie, what is all this about? 1073 01:14:52,654 --> 01:14:53,489 Excuse me. 1074 01:14:57,075 --> 01:14:58,577 - Did you see 'em? 1075 01:15:00,996 --> 01:15:03,081 - I have to go to the bathroom. 1076 01:15:03,081 --> 01:15:07,002 42-14. 1077 01:15:07,002 --> 01:15:09,755 - I've gotta go in there. 1078 01:15:09,755 --> 01:15:11,757 No, I have to go in and destroy that guy 1079 01:15:11,757 --> 01:15:14,426 before the moon goes down, which will be real soon. 1080 01:15:14,426 --> 01:15:16,011 - Jennifer, you could get killed. 1081 01:15:16,011 --> 01:15:20,766 - She's my mom, if I don't do this she's doomed. 1082 01:15:20,766 --> 01:15:23,894 - Between your driving and your chili bean lunches, 1083 01:15:23,894 --> 01:15:26,021 you're gonna kill me. - Don't start, Charlie. 1084 01:15:26,021 --> 01:15:27,523 - You made me drop my doughnut. 1085 01:15:27,523 --> 01:15:28,982 - You and your doughnuts! - It was the last chocolate 1086 01:15:28,982 --> 01:15:30,359 and it landed 1087 01:15:30,359 --> 01:15:31,818 chocolate-side down. - Police work here, excuse me. 1088 01:15:31,818 --> 01:15:33,362 - If you had to pay for the doughnuts-- 1089 01:15:33,362 --> 01:15:35,781 - All right, fine, I'll buy the doughnuts and you drive. 1090 01:15:35,781 --> 01:15:38,575 Okay? - All right, okay. 1091 01:15:38,575 --> 01:15:40,118 I thought Halloween was last night. 1092 01:15:40,118 --> 01:15:42,871 - Yeah, these folks are usually so quiet. 1093 01:15:42,871 --> 01:15:44,706 - About time you guys got here. 1094 01:15:44,706 --> 01:15:46,792 This is not the behavior of good, decent, 1095 01:15:46,792 --> 01:15:48,293 church-going Christians. 1096 01:15:48,293 --> 01:15:49,711 - You the one who called? 1097 01:15:49,711 --> 01:15:52,506 - Who the hell else would I be? 1098 01:15:52,506 --> 01:15:53,924 - Mom? 1099 01:15:55,384 --> 01:15:56,552 - Do you see 'em? 1100 01:15:56,552 --> 01:15:57,803 - He's got my mom. 1101 01:15:57,803 --> 01:15:59,930 - Jen, be careful. 1102 01:16:04,643 --> 01:16:07,813 - What's going on? - Get away from her! 1103 01:16:09,690 --> 01:16:12,651 You're dead now, you son of a bitch. 1104 01:16:12,651 --> 01:16:14,152 I hope this works. 1105 01:16:16,947 --> 01:16:19,866 I did it, I did it, I did it, aagh! 1106 01:16:22,828 --> 01:16:26,498 Gotta get out of here! - Jennifer, are you okay? 1107 01:16:31,086 --> 01:16:33,505 - I stabbed the creep, I can't get out. 1108 01:16:33,505 --> 01:16:34,798 - You stay here, sir. 1109 01:16:34,798 --> 01:16:38,719 - Why can't I go in? - Because I said so. 1110 01:16:41,722 --> 01:16:42,889 - Hurry up! - Come on! 1111 01:16:42,889 --> 01:16:44,141 - All right, all right, what's the noise? 1112 01:16:44,141 --> 01:16:45,601 What's the racket up here, what's going on? 1113 01:16:45,601 --> 01:16:49,730 - There are two animals in my bedroom, tearing it apart. 1114 01:16:49,730 --> 01:16:50,856 - Is he dead yet? 1115 01:16:50,856 --> 01:16:52,316 - Is who dead yet? 1116 01:16:52,316 --> 01:16:55,360 - No, he's rolling around on the floor. 1117 01:16:55,360 --> 01:16:57,738 - The police are here. - Mom? 1118 01:16:57,738 --> 01:17:00,657 Where are you? - They're coming in. 1119 01:17:01,867 --> 01:17:02,701 - Mom? 1120 01:17:07,873 --> 01:17:09,708 Mom's not changing back. 1121 01:17:09,708 --> 01:17:11,877 - Shit! - What is it? 1122 01:17:11,877 --> 01:17:14,880 - Mrs. Shaber won't change back until he dies. 1123 01:17:14,880 --> 01:17:16,715 And if he doesn't die before the moon sets, 1124 01:17:16,715 --> 01:17:18,342 she's in deep shit. 1125 01:17:19,217 --> 01:17:21,428 - Let me smell your breath. 1126 01:17:21,428 --> 01:17:23,472 - Only if I can smell yours. 1127 01:17:26,308 --> 01:17:31,229 - Jennifer, clear the door. - Help me, hurry, please! 1128 01:17:31,229 --> 01:17:34,733 Help! - We're coming in to help. 1129 01:17:34,733 --> 01:17:38,654 - Can you see her? - Don't shoot, she's my mom. 1130 01:17:39,613 --> 01:17:41,448 - That's my wife. 1131 01:17:41,448 --> 01:17:43,575 - That animal is your wife? 1132 01:17:43,575 --> 01:17:46,453 - Well, you have to get to know her. 1133 01:17:46,453 --> 01:17:48,955 - Mom, Mom, it's me, Jennifer. 1134 01:17:51,500 --> 01:17:52,751 Please don't hurt me. 1135 01:17:52,751 --> 01:17:56,171 - Is there any blood in there? 1136 01:17:56,171 --> 01:17:58,674 - I'm your daughter, remember? 1137 01:18:13,939 --> 01:18:16,900 - Would you look at that thing? 1138 01:18:16,900 --> 01:18:17,734 Holy cow! 1139 01:18:19,945 --> 01:18:21,405 - It's working. 1140 01:18:35,293 --> 01:18:37,129 - What happened to this room? 1141 01:18:37,129 --> 01:18:38,630 - She's delirious. 1142 01:18:39,798 --> 01:18:43,093 - Why is there a dead animal on the floor? 1143 01:18:43,093 --> 01:18:45,095 Why are the police here? 1144 01:18:48,140 --> 01:18:50,475 What's the volume of the Caspian Sea? 1145 01:18:50,475 --> 01:18:52,769 - 88 billion cubic meters. 1146 01:18:52,769 --> 01:18:55,355 - You don't remember anything? 1147 01:18:55,355 --> 01:18:56,481 - I remember. 1148 01:18:57,774 --> 01:18:59,776 Going to the beauty shop and falling asleep. 1149 01:18:59,776 --> 01:19:03,530 And I remember Jennifer acting very strange. 1150 01:19:03,530 --> 01:19:05,323 - Now that this is over, would someone please 1151 01:19:05,323 --> 01:19:07,951 explain to me what's going on? 1152 01:19:07,951 --> 01:19:08,785 - Me too. 1153 01:19:10,495 --> 01:19:11,663 - Me too. 1154 01:19:11,663 --> 01:19:13,498 - Go on, Jennifer. 1155 01:19:13,498 --> 01:19:15,792 - I'll tell you everything. 1156 01:19:15,792 --> 01:19:17,627 - Let's tell the world! 1157 01:19:38,023 --> 01:19:40,650 - This is Celia Celica, 1158 01:19:40,650 --> 01:19:42,986 KSFB TV News, reporting live 1159 01:19:44,362 --> 01:19:46,448 from the scene of one of the most bizarre 1160 01:19:46,448 --> 01:19:49,159 and macabre stories in human history. 1161 01:19:49,159 --> 01:19:51,870 Police were summoned by a neighbor who'd complained 1162 01:19:51,870 --> 01:19:54,039 about a commotion coming from the residence-- 1163 01:19:54,039 --> 01:19:57,209 - Hey hey hey! - Of Howard and Leslie Shaber. 1164 01:19:57,209 --> 01:19:58,794 - It's me, Malcolm MacAfee. - Whoa, whoa. 1165 01:19:58,794 --> 01:20:01,421 - I'm the neighbor, I live right over there. 1166 01:20:01,421 --> 01:20:03,381 Oh! 1167 01:20:03,381 --> 01:20:06,343 Ooh! 1168 01:20:06,343 --> 01:20:08,512 - When police arrived on the scene, 1169 01:20:08,512 --> 01:20:12,265 they discovered more than they had bargained for. 1170 01:20:12,265 --> 01:20:14,476 - What did you discover? 1171 01:20:14,476 --> 01:20:17,437 - More than we bargained for. 1172 01:20:17,437 --> 01:20:18,271 - Oh. 1173 01:20:21,399 --> 01:20:23,443 - But authorities are still in question 1174 01:20:23,443 --> 01:20:26,947 about the identity of the homicide victim. 1175 01:20:27,906 --> 01:20:30,826 - Yeah, this is great. 1176 01:20:34,538 --> 01:20:35,372 I love it. 1177 01:20:36,414 --> 01:20:39,376 Woof, woof, woof. 1178 01:20:39,376 --> 01:20:43,463 You should see it, big dad. 1179 01:20:43,463 --> 01:20:45,465 Hey, when you're finished with him, can I have him? 1180 01:20:45,465 --> 01:20:48,093 I want to make a rug. 1181 01:20:55,433 --> 01:20:57,269 - And nothing will ever be the same in the lives 1182 01:20:57,269 --> 01:20:59,229 of the Shaber family. - Stacey poobah. 1183 01:20:59,229 --> 01:21:00,772 Stacey poobah! 1184 01:21:00,772 --> 01:21:02,190 I'm the one who saved her! - Jennifer, would you still 1185 01:21:02,190 --> 01:21:03,441 have accepted your mother 1186 01:21:03,441 --> 01:21:05,777 if you couldn't have changed her back? 1187 01:21:05,777 --> 01:21:07,487 I understand. 1188 01:21:07,487 --> 01:21:10,198 You're too emotional to talk right now. 1189 01:21:10,198 --> 01:21:12,784 Here is the alleged she-wolf. 1190 01:21:12,784 --> 01:21:15,120 Or is it her-wolf? - Thanks. 1191 01:21:16,788 --> 01:21:18,456 - And here is the man married 1192 01:21:18,456 --> 01:21:21,042 to the poor tormented Mrs. Shaber, 1193 01:21:21,042 --> 01:21:25,422 father of the terrified and distressed Jennifer Shaber. 1194 01:21:25,422 --> 01:21:29,050 Tell me, Mr. Shaber, do you feel that this whole incident 1195 01:21:29,050 --> 01:21:31,636 has bonded you closer to your wife 1196 01:21:31,636 --> 01:21:33,763 or pulled you further apart? 1197 01:21:33,763 --> 01:21:35,181 - Well, I-- - As you can see, 1198 01:21:35,181 --> 01:21:38,602 the whole family is mortified and speechless. 1199 01:21:38,602 --> 01:21:40,979 - All right, this whole lawn is under arrest. 1200 01:21:40,979 --> 01:21:42,147 - Move it back! 1201 01:21:42,147 --> 01:21:42,939 move it back, everybody. - Do not force me 1202 01:21:42,939 --> 01:21:44,316 to draw my weapon. 1203 01:21:46,192 --> 01:21:48,528 - How the hell do they expect me to do an interview 1204 01:21:48,528 --> 01:21:51,615 when no one has anything to say? 1205 01:21:51,615 --> 01:21:53,575 - I predicted this, yes! 1206 01:21:54,910 --> 01:21:58,038 And Madame Gypsie will tell all. 1207 01:21:58,038 --> 01:22:01,499 Tomorrow, I read for kings and presidents! 1208 01:22:01,499 --> 01:22:03,460 Tonight, I read for you. 1209 01:22:05,503 --> 01:22:07,672 Yes, special today! 1210 01:22:07,672 --> 01:22:09,633 $35 today, the special. 1211 01:22:11,051 --> 01:22:13,970 Yes, yes yes yes, ladies and gentlemen, come come. 1212 01:22:13,970 --> 01:22:18,099 I am getting the feeling, I am getting the feeling! 1213 01:22:18,099 --> 01:22:21,853 That tomorrow you will all go on a long cruise 1214 01:22:21,853 --> 01:22:23,980 with tall dark strangers. 1215 01:22:31,863 --> 01:22:32,697 - Honey, 1216 01:22:33,865 --> 01:22:37,160 I know I've been a real schmuck in the past. 1217 01:22:37,160 --> 01:22:38,161 - Sometimes. 1218 01:22:39,412 --> 01:22:40,497 - And a jerk. 1219 01:22:41,706 --> 01:22:42,540 - Yup. 1220 01:22:43,667 --> 01:22:45,877 - And a-- - Asshole? 1221 01:22:45,877 --> 01:22:48,213 - Jennifer, go to your room. 1222 01:22:49,714 --> 01:22:50,924 And an asshole. 1223 01:22:52,968 --> 01:22:55,136 What I'm trying to say is. 1224 01:22:56,554 --> 01:22:59,808 - No more football on weekends? 1225 01:22:59,808 --> 01:23:01,351 - No more football. 1226 01:23:03,687 --> 01:23:05,897 Except for maybe the Super Bowl, of course. 1227 01:23:07,232 --> 01:23:10,068 And maybe the Orange Bowl. 1228 01:23:10,068 --> 01:23:11,695 Maybe. 1229 01:23:11,695 --> 01:23:13,571 And then if you're busy. 1230 01:23:21,496 --> 01:23:22,747 - Hello? 1231 01:23:22,747 --> 01:23:25,667 - Jennifer, we got a big problem. 1232 01:23:25,667 --> 01:23:26,876 - What is it? 1233 01:23:26,876 --> 01:23:30,296 - "Fangoria," Issue number 43, October 1978. 1234 01:23:31,381 --> 01:23:32,966 Unless a formal exorcism 1235 01:23:32,966 --> 01:23:35,093 is performed on the deceased werewolf, 1236 01:23:35,093 --> 01:23:36,761 the one who killed it will transform 1237 01:23:36,761 --> 01:23:39,139 within 24 hours of the slaying. 1238 01:23:39,139 --> 01:23:40,932 - Good night, Stacey. 1239 01:23:42,267 --> 01:23:47,272 - No, Jennifer, Jennifer! 1240 01:23:56,281 --> 01:23:58,908 - Stacey, you gotta come over. 1241 01:23:58,908 --> 01:24:00,910 And bring Issue 43. 1242 01:24:00,910 --> 01:24:05,832 ♪ Yeah you bring out the werewolf in me ♪ 1243 01:24:08,043 --> 01:24:13,048 ♪ 'Cause you bring out the werewolf in me ♪ 1244 01:24:15,425 --> 01:24:19,137 ♪ The sun is shining in the heart of suburbia ♪ 1245 01:24:19,137 --> 01:24:22,515 ♪ Everything is seemingly okay 1246 01:24:22,515 --> 01:24:26,311 ♪ Everyone is smiling and there's no inertia ♪ 1247 01:24:26,311 --> 01:24:31,316 ♪ An almost perfect kind of day ♪ 1248 01:24:33,318 --> 01:24:37,113 ♪ Oh the moon is shining on the hip utopia ♪ 1249 01:24:37,113 --> 01:24:40,825 ♪ And I am standing here with you ♪ 1250 01:24:40,825 --> 01:24:44,454 ♪ Our eyes are touching and there's something happening ♪ 1251 01:24:44,454 --> 01:24:48,208 ♪ I really don't know what I'm gonna do ♪ 1252 01:24:48,208 --> 01:24:53,213 ♪ Gonna change my name to Lon Chaney ♪ 1253 01:24:55,340 --> 01:25:00,345 ♪ 'Cause you bring out the werewolf in me ♪ 1254 01:25:02,597 --> 01:25:07,185 ♪ Yeah you bring out the werewolf in me ♪ 1255 01:25:23,952 --> 01:25:27,872 ♪ Everything is the same yet everything is different ♪ 1256 01:25:27,872 --> 01:25:31,626 ♪ You can feel those changes in the air ♪ 1257 01:25:31,626 --> 01:25:35,171 ♪ I look at you and my heart's on fire ♪ 1258 01:25:35,171 --> 01:25:39,050 ♪ And the flames are spreading everywhere ♪ 1259 01:25:39,050 --> 01:25:44,055 ♪ Gonna change my name to Lon Chaney ♪ 1260 01:25:46,182 --> 01:25:51,187 ♪ 'Cause you bring out the werewolf in me ♪ 1261 01:25:53,481 --> 01:25:57,986 ♪ Oh you bring out the werewolf in me ♪ 1262 01:26:22,677 --> 01:26:26,306 ♪ The sun is shining in the heart of suburbia ♪ 1263 01:26:26,306 --> 01:26:29,726 ♪ Everything is seemingly okay 1264 01:26:29,726 --> 01:26:33,438 ♪ Everyone is smiling and there's no inertia ♪ 1265 01:26:33,438 --> 01:26:38,443 ♪ An almost perfect kind of day ♪ 1266 01:26:40,528 --> 01:26:44,365 ♪ Oh the moon is shining on the hip utopia ♪ 1267 01:26:44,365 --> 01:26:48,036 ♪ And I am standing here with you ♪ 1268 01:26:48,036 --> 01:26:51,581 ♪ Our eyes are touching and there's something happening ♪ 1269 01:26:51,581 --> 01:26:55,251 ♪ I really don't know what I'm gonna do ♪ 1270 01:26:55,251 --> 01:27:00,256 ♪ Gonna change my name to Lon Chaney ♪ 1271 01:27:02,550 --> 01:27:07,472 ♪ 'Cause you bring out the werewolf in me ♪ 1272 01:27:09,766 --> 01:27:14,437 ♪ Yeah you bring out the werewolf in me ♪ 89809