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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:20,471 --> 00:01:22,169 - Come on! 2 00:01:49,500 --> 00:01:51,241 Let's split up! 3 00:02:05,342 --> 00:02:08,258 - Listen Irish, you drink, you pay. 4 00:02:08,302 --> 00:02:10,173 - I know what you're after. 5 00:02:10,347 --> 00:02:12,654 Me last night of freedom... 6 00:02:12,697 --> 00:02:16,701 and I'm not wearing any underwear! 7 00:02:16,875 --> 00:02:18,225 What?! 8 00:02:18,268 --> 00:02:20,923 You scared of a woman who knows what she wants?! 9 00:02:23,447 --> 00:02:25,057 Help me. 10 00:02:25,493 --> 00:02:27,408 - What? - Help me... 11 00:02:27,451 --> 00:02:28,974 I need... 12 00:02:29,018 --> 00:02:31,151 - Aw sorry, I don't speak Romanian. 13 00:02:31,194 --> 00:02:33,501 - Help me. - You shot a man? 14 00:02:33,631 --> 00:02:35,459 - I've no leus. - Help me... 15 00:02:35,503 --> 00:02:39,724 - I need blood. - Bleedin' junkie! 16 00:02:41,596 --> 00:02:42,814 The thrill of the chase. 17 00:02:42,858 --> 00:02:44,773 It gets the blood pumping. 18 00:02:48,907 --> 00:02:50,387 Garlic chip. 19 00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:27,859 - Get out of my way, you fuckin' creep, ya! 20 00:03:27,903 --> 00:03:30,775 - Have a good night pal! - Ah, me bollocks! 21 00:05:06,741 --> 00:05:08,090 Matt! 22 00:05:13,225 --> 00:05:15,184 - Come on, I'm starving. 23 00:05:34,899 --> 00:05:37,162 And the winning numbers from last night 24 00:05:37,206 --> 00:05:40,427 were 17, 35, 23, 25 00:05:40,470 --> 00:05:43,952 14, 6, and 31. That's 17... 26 00:05:43,995 --> 00:05:47,085 - I don't believe it. Not a single number. 27 00:05:47,129 --> 00:05:48,933 - You've more chance of getting hit by lightning. 28 00:05:48,957 --> 00:05:51,220 - Enough of your negative vibes. 29 00:06:01,317 --> 00:06:03,972 - What're you looking at? - I'm going to work. 30 00:06:08,019 --> 00:06:10,848 - Look at him! The bleedin' size of your head! 31 00:06:10,892 --> 00:06:13,024 Shut up you two fat-heads. 32 00:06:13,068 --> 00:06:15,375 - Who'd you think you're getting smart with?! 33 00:06:15,679 --> 00:06:17,551 - Alright, fuck sake... 34 00:06:19,291 --> 00:06:21,206 Save your horn for your wife! 35 00:06:21,598 --> 00:06:22,749 - What the fuck is wrong with ya, 36 00:06:22,773 --> 00:06:24,514 ya bleedin' moron ya! 37 00:06:39,573 --> 00:06:41,401 It's a sunny, bright, 38 00:06:41,444 --> 00:06:43,925 lovely day out there today by the way... 39 00:06:46,101 --> 00:06:49,060 - Deco came by the store again. - Agh! Me finger. 40 00:06:49,583 --> 00:06:51,802 Stay away from him, d'ya hear me? 41 00:06:51,846 --> 00:06:53,543 - I can't help it if he shows up. 42 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:56,024 What're you doing back here? 43 00:06:56,067 --> 00:06:57,852 - I'm just sayin' hello to me brother! 44 00:06:58,896 --> 00:07:01,682 You're my best mate. What are ya? 45 00:07:02,291 --> 00:07:04,641 - Your best mate. - Best mate. 46 00:07:05,076 --> 00:07:08,384 - Matt? Matt! It's for your own good. 47 00:07:08,645 --> 00:07:11,082 Deco is a user, just like your Da. 48 00:07:11,126 --> 00:07:13,563 And don't be listening to his shite. 49 00:07:17,175 --> 00:07:19,439 And if I see him anywhere near here again, 50 00:07:19,482 --> 00:07:21,136 he's as good as dead. 51 00:07:22,311 --> 00:07:24,356 The stress he put me under! 52 00:07:24,574 --> 00:07:26,794 Like why'd you think I can't give these up?! 53 00:07:29,579 --> 00:07:31,451 - Here, Ma, I'll put it out. 54 00:07:31,494 --> 00:07:33,670 You go up and get ready. - You're a good boy. 55 00:07:39,415 --> 00:07:41,809 - Sorry. - What are you doing here, Deco? 56 00:07:41,852 --> 00:07:44,072 - I need to go inside... - You can't, Ma's upstairs! 57 00:07:44,115 --> 00:07:46,248 - Think you're a bleedin' bouncer, are ya?! 58 00:07:46,291 --> 00:07:49,338 Skin's burnin' up, it's like bleedin' Ayia Napa. 59 00:07:50,208 --> 00:07:51,732 - Just put some factor 50 on. 60 00:07:51,993 --> 00:07:53,821 - I'm after hurtin' myself, look. 61 00:07:54,952 --> 00:07:56,519 - You came here to show me a hickey? 62 00:07:56,693 --> 00:07:58,521 - No! I was at a party 63 00:07:58,565 --> 00:08:00,697 and some bird had a go on me neck. 64 00:08:01,089 --> 00:08:02,917 I've nowhere else to go either. 65 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:04,571 You know I don't, Matt. 66 00:08:06,877 --> 00:08:08,966 I don't know what to do with meself. 67 00:08:09,010 --> 00:08:10,968 - You can't come in. - For fuck's sake, 68 00:08:11,012 --> 00:08:13,014 will you just let us in the poxy door! 69 00:08:13,057 --> 00:08:14,276 - Why you getting angry for? 70 00:08:14,319 --> 00:08:15,973 You're not coming in, alright? 71 00:08:17,671 --> 00:08:20,195 - You owe me, or have you forgotten? 72 00:08:24,852 --> 00:08:27,507 - Okay, just for a minute. Stay quiet. 73 00:08:28,595 --> 00:08:30,553 - Well are you inviting me in or what? 74 00:08:31,685 --> 00:08:33,382 - Yeah, come in. 75 00:08:33,817 --> 00:08:36,341 - Ah, you're me best mate. What are ya? 76 00:08:36,472 --> 00:08:38,518 - Your best mate. - Best mate. 77 00:08:45,437 --> 00:08:47,483 Jaysus there's a bleedin' smell in here. 78 00:08:47,657 --> 00:08:49,746 - That's just the garlic fries from last night. 79 00:08:50,051 --> 00:08:52,227 - Get them away from me! - Relax! 80 00:08:52,270 --> 00:08:54,577 Said you wanted to wash yourself, there's the sink. 81 00:08:55,665 --> 00:08:57,101 - Ah! 82 00:08:57,232 --> 00:08:58,625 Ah! 83 00:08:58,886 --> 00:09:00,278 - What are you doing?! 84 00:09:00,322 --> 00:09:01,932 - You don't believe me, do ya? 85 00:09:06,937 --> 00:09:08,373 Agh! 86 00:09:10,724 --> 00:09:12,247 Agh! 87 00:09:13,378 --> 00:09:16,251 Agh, It must be that bite I'm after gettin'! 88 00:09:16,947 --> 00:09:18,993 - So what exactly happened last night? 89 00:09:19,036 --> 00:09:20,603 I was at a club with the lads, 90 00:09:20,647 --> 00:09:23,954 the place was bleedin' buzzin' it was. 91 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:27,262 That's a bleedin' banger that is, what? 92 00:09:28,176 --> 00:09:30,439 How's it going bud, y'all right? 93 00:09:31,266 --> 00:09:32,659 Fuck off, so. 94 00:09:32,702 --> 00:09:34,617 So I went to the jacks after holding down 95 00:09:34,661 --> 00:09:36,271 the dance floor for about an hour, 96 00:09:36,314 --> 00:09:38,665 then this young wan appears out of nowhere. 97 00:09:38,708 --> 00:09:42,494 - Now you are definitely my type! 98 00:09:42,930 --> 00:09:45,933 - Ah look, here comes the bride! 99 00:09:48,849 --> 00:09:51,025 I think you're in the wrong toilets, love. 100 00:09:51,373 --> 00:09:53,244 Oh, very easy now... 101 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,295 There's someone in here! 102 00:10:02,340 --> 00:10:04,168 - Nearly bled me dry! 103 00:10:04,429 --> 00:10:07,650 Next thing I remember, I woke up on the green. 104 00:10:08,303 --> 00:10:10,435 - What about your girlfriend? - Okay Matt, 105 00:10:10,479 --> 00:10:12,046 I'm going to head off. 106 00:10:14,831 --> 00:10:16,659 Have you got your lunch? - Yeah. 107 00:10:16,703 --> 00:10:19,314 - Well go on, get a move on, you don't want to be late. 108 00:10:19,357 --> 00:10:21,795 You'll end up like that good for nothing brother of yours. 109 00:10:21,838 --> 00:10:23,927 Here, do you know where the plasters are? 110 00:10:23,971 --> 00:10:25,581 - They should be in the top drawer there. 111 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,777 - They're not in the top drawer, I left them over here somewhere. 112 00:10:27,801 --> 00:10:30,238 Took a lump out of that finger, I'm tellin' ya that now. 113 00:10:30,281 --> 00:10:33,197 - What's that smell of smoke? - It's probably your smokes. 114 00:10:33,241 --> 00:10:34,479 - Sayin' there's a smell of smoke off me, 115 00:10:34,503 --> 00:10:35,635 bleedin' cheek of ya. 116 00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:37,637 Right, I'm gonna go to work now, okay? 117 00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:39,203 The penguin bars are in the press, 118 00:10:39,247 --> 00:10:40,901 now help yourself, love. 119 00:10:42,337 --> 00:10:43,773 Shut up! 120 00:10:45,035 --> 00:10:47,168 - I forgot. They're in the bottom of the fridge. 121 00:10:47,211 --> 00:10:49,649 Left them there last night. - Okay, see ya, Ma. 122 00:10:50,998 --> 00:10:52,042 - Shut up! 123 00:10:55,742 --> 00:10:57,700 My hand's near gone on fire! 124 00:10:57,874 --> 00:10:59,789 How'd ya explain that?! 125 00:11:04,185 --> 00:11:06,361 Wait a second, you've been bitten on the neck, 126 00:11:06,404 --> 00:11:07,841 you're allergic to sunlight... 127 00:11:07,884 --> 00:11:09,843 - Agh! Fuck off! 128 00:11:12,019 --> 00:11:13,977 - And you don't like the garlic fries... 129 00:11:17,633 --> 00:11:18,871 You know what this sounds like? 130 00:11:18,895 --> 00:11:20,767 - I'm not getting enough Vitamin D. 131 00:11:20,810 --> 00:11:22,507 Yeah, I need to take... - No, no, no, 132 00:11:22,551 --> 00:11:23,751 I think you're turning into... 133 00:11:27,121 --> 00:11:28,862 - That's my only clean shirt! 134 00:11:28,905 --> 00:11:30,080 - Oh, sorry buddy, I... 135 00:11:36,304 --> 00:11:37,784 - Deco, what are ya like? 136 00:11:38,915 --> 00:11:40,700 - Fuck off! 137 00:11:43,006 --> 00:11:44,660 Deco, put two and two together. 138 00:11:44,921 --> 00:11:47,837 - Eh, four. - No, you're a vampire! 139 00:11:47,968 --> 00:11:49,143 - A what?! 140 00:11:49,186 --> 00:11:50,666 - A fuckin' vampire! 141 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,450 - What are you insinuating?! 142 00:11:55,323 --> 00:11:57,064 - Look at yourself in the mirror! 143 00:11:59,631 --> 00:12:00,937 D'ya see what I mean?! 144 00:12:02,983 --> 00:12:04,898 - No, that mirror's broke! 145 00:12:04,941 --> 00:12:07,117 - There's nothing wrong with that mirror! 146 00:12:09,337 --> 00:12:10,904 - Oh bollocks! 147 00:12:11,643 --> 00:12:13,254 - You can't stay here now. 148 00:12:13,297 --> 00:12:14,646 Put your hood up and get out. 149 00:12:14,690 --> 00:12:16,736 - Ah Jesus, where'll I go?! 150 00:12:16,779 --> 00:12:18,607 - Go up the country or somethin'! 151 00:12:18,650 --> 00:12:20,087 - What, and stay with the culchies?! 152 00:12:20,130 --> 00:12:22,089 - I'd rather be fuckin' dead! 153 00:12:22,132 --> 00:12:24,134 - Deco you are dead! 154 00:12:24,656 --> 00:12:28,095 - I'm your own flesh and blood. - And it's all over me! 155 00:12:28,704 --> 00:12:30,837 - We go upstairs and play Desert Strike? 156 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:33,622 - I don't even have that game, you took that game off me! 157 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:36,103 - Fuckin' rob ya that game! - No, no. 158 00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:38,540 - No, get out, Deco. 159 00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:40,542 - What do you want me to do? 160 00:12:40,585 --> 00:12:42,370 Kiss your bleedin' feet?! 161 00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:44,894 I'm beggin' ya man, please! 162 00:12:45,590 --> 00:12:47,723 I'll burst into dust out there. 163 00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:50,204 I'm a vampire for fuck's sake. 164 00:12:55,470 --> 00:12:57,994 - Alright, alright. 165 00:12:58,516 --> 00:12:59,735 I'll text in sick. 166 00:13:06,568 --> 00:13:08,788 Jaysus, what's gonna happen me? 167 00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:44,625 Henry, I've just spotted another one 168 00:13:44,649 --> 00:13:46,695 of those bleedin' vampires. 169 00:13:49,089 --> 00:13:50,133 I'm on the way. 170 00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:11,415 - It's fuckin' Natalie! 171 00:14:11,459 --> 00:14:14,505 If she finds out I'm a vampire, I'll get dumped! 172 00:14:14,549 --> 00:14:16,092 - Didn't think you cared that much about her. 173 00:14:16,116 --> 00:14:18,161 No, she's my everything, she is. 174 00:14:18,205 --> 00:14:19,859 I'll have to lay low for a while. 175 00:14:19,902 --> 00:14:23,297 Let it clear itself up, like when I had herpes. 176 00:14:23,340 --> 00:14:25,342 She's put up with a lot of crap. 177 00:14:25,473 --> 00:14:27,344 This could be the last straw. - What?! 178 00:14:27,997 --> 00:14:29,259 - Do you love her? 179 00:14:29,303 --> 00:14:31,305 Do I love her?! 180 00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:33,698 Love her, he says. 181 00:14:38,747 --> 00:14:42,707 You have fifteen messages in your inbox. 182 00:14:45,449 --> 00:14:47,190 Deco, where'd you end up last night?! 183 00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:49,105 I wore me nice knickers and everything for ya, 184 00:14:49,149 --> 00:14:50,541 ya little fool. 185 00:14:50,585 --> 00:14:52,041 Here, will you call me back when you get this, 186 00:14:52,065 --> 00:14:53,390 I wanna see if you're alright, I wanna make sure 187 00:14:53,414 --> 00:14:54,957 you're not in a bleedin' dumpster somewhere. 188 00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:57,766 You better call me back or I'm gonna box the head off ya! 189 00:14:57,809 --> 00:14:59,744 I don't know what came over me, obviously I'm just a little bit 190 00:14:59,768 --> 00:15:00,551 worried about ya. 191 00:15:00,595 --> 00:15:02,205 Right, I love ya, 192 00:15:02,249 --> 00:15:03,835 you're not going to get into trouble, just, just ring me. 193 00:15:03,859 --> 00:15:05,382 If I find out you're cheating on me, 194 00:15:05,426 --> 00:15:06,818 I'm gonna kill ya, d'ya hear me?! 195 00:15:06,862 --> 00:15:09,430 Every member of my family is gonna be after you! 196 00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:11,693 Go and fuck yourself! 197 00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:15,566 Call me back. Right, I love ya. 198 00:15:17,264 --> 00:15:20,093 - Jaysus. I couldn't think of anything worse 199 00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:21,746 than being a vampire. 200 00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:23,748 What's gonna happen when word gets around 201 00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:26,273 and people start avoiding me like the plague? 202 00:15:26,316 --> 00:15:28,536 - Deco. People do that anyway. 203 00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:31,582 Look on the bright side, you get to sleep in all day, 204 00:15:31,626 --> 00:15:33,323 you might be able to claim a disability. 205 00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:34,803 - If I can't go out during the day, 206 00:15:34,846 --> 00:15:36,979 how am I gonna sign on, ye thick?! 207 00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:38,241 What you want me to do? 208 00:15:38,285 --> 00:15:40,591 Go out and skip with the bleedin' bunnies?! 209 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,040 Does Ma ever ask about me? 210 00:15:54,344 --> 00:15:57,086 Or does she just pretend I don't even exist? 211 00:16:03,005 --> 00:16:04,311 - I think she misses ya. 212 00:16:04,354 --> 00:16:06,878 - Yeah, like the desert misses the rain. 213 00:16:11,492 --> 00:16:13,668 - Super powers! - What are you smokin'?! 214 00:16:13,711 --> 00:16:15,887 - Vampires have super powers! 215 00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:18,412 Turn into a bat and fly around! 216 00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:20,022 - Ah, I don't know. 217 00:16:20,283 --> 00:16:22,372 - Just try it, try it. - Alright! 218 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,331 Jaysus. 219 00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:26,115 Eh... 220 00:16:31,207 --> 00:16:33,296 - Jaysus! - You are filthy. 221 00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:35,037 - Sorry about that. 222 00:16:36,386 --> 00:16:37,997 - I think you need to see a doctor. 223 00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:41,348 - Ah no, I'm just eating loads of eggs. 224 00:16:41,391 --> 00:16:43,263 I'm on this protein plan where I have... 225 00:16:43,306 --> 00:16:46,179 - No, Deco! For the vampire thing. 226 00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:50,531 Number one for all the hits. 227 00:16:50,661 --> 00:16:52,315 Something new is coming to Dublin, 228 00:16:52,359 --> 00:16:55,014 get on down to The Crypt Club, opening tonight, 229 00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:57,755 23 Kilbride Street, with special drinks promotions 230 00:16:57,799 --> 00:17:01,324 before midnight. The Crypt Club, where the party never stops. 231 00:17:11,465 --> 00:17:12,988 Agh! 232 00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:19,081 Sound. 233 00:17:34,444 --> 00:17:36,011 No way! 234 00:18:14,049 --> 00:18:17,618 - D-Doc, doctor on call, anytime, anywhere. 235 00:18:35,679 --> 00:18:38,465 - What're you doing, Deco?! - Any chance of a bit of blood? 236 00:18:38,508 --> 00:18:41,076 - Ah here, no. - Just a tiny bit, come on. 237 00:18:43,383 --> 00:18:45,776 Come on, I'll only have a sip. 238 00:18:45,820 --> 00:18:48,170 - No, I'm trying to help you! - Come to your brother. 239 00:18:48,214 --> 00:18:49,128 - Get away from me! 240 00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:51,217 No, fuck off! 241 00:18:54,524 --> 00:18:56,352 Alright, alright, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 242 00:18:56,396 --> 00:18:58,236 I'll call the doctor and we'll figure this out. 243 00:18:58,528 --> 00:19:01,270 - Stay away from me neck! - Jesus, you're a lifesaver. 244 00:19:02,445 --> 00:19:05,100 - Don't make me do it again. - Alright, I'm sorry. 245 00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:08,669 I'll just go down and wait downstairs. 246 00:19:08,712 --> 00:19:10,018 - Yeah. 247 00:19:10,366 --> 00:19:12,214 - You don't think I've a bit of a lisp with these, do ya? 248 00:19:12,238 --> 00:19:13,456 Yeah, it's very noticeable. 249 00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:15,632 - Ah, fuck. - Close the door! 250 00:19:21,595 --> 00:19:22,813 Hello? 251 00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:26,991 I need a doctor, ASAP. 252 00:19:45,314 --> 00:19:46,794 - Where's the patient? 253 00:19:48,143 --> 00:19:50,101 - This way, thanks for coming. 254 00:19:50,972 --> 00:19:52,321 Just in there. 255 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:57,108 - This is Deco. He was bitten on the neck. 256 00:19:57,457 --> 00:19:58,806 We think he's a vampire. 257 00:19:58,849 --> 00:20:00,547 - Google it, did ya? 258 00:20:00,677 --> 00:20:02,940 Everyone's a bloody expert these days. 259 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,990 - Don't eat him. 260 00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:10,383 - Right. 261 00:20:10,426 --> 00:20:12,776 - Right. A little privacy if you don't mind. 262 00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:15,126 Doctor-patient confidentiality. 263 00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:16,606 - Yeah, okay. 264 00:20:24,048 --> 00:20:25,049 - Ow! 265 00:20:25,572 --> 00:20:26,964 Bloody door. 266 00:20:33,710 --> 00:20:36,931 Just ah, open your mouth and say, 'ah.' 267 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,241 - Ah. 268 00:20:55,689 --> 00:20:58,082 - Hey spud, who'd you murder? 269 00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:02,652 - Just pickin' me nose earlier. 270 00:21:02,696 --> 00:21:04,437 Gave meself a nosebleed. 271 00:21:04,872 --> 00:21:07,178 - What would you... what would you drink on average? 272 00:21:07,222 --> 00:21:10,094 - Ah, just a pint or two at the weekends, you know yourself. 273 00:21:10,138 --> 00:21:12,053 - Ah well, we'll let you away with that. 274 00:21:12,183 --> 00:21:14,795 Are you on any medications? - No. 275 00:21:15,186 --> 00:21:16,449 Just methadone... 276 00:21:17,058 --> 00:21:18,407 and Nembutal, 277 00:21:18,451 --> 00:21:21,018 Tuinal, Valium, Librium, 278 00:21:21,062 --> 00:21:23,020 and cod liver oil. 279 00:21:24,805 --> 00:21:26,937 - Right, now, eh... 280 00:21:26,981 --> 00:21:30,593 Zip the top down and lie back, we're gonna check your heart. 281 00:21:36,425 --> 00:21:37,992 Yeah. 282 00:21:38,384 --> 00:21:40,299 Relax, close your eyes. 283 00:21:42,388 --> 00:21:43,867 Now, 284 00:21:44,825 --> 00:21:47,436 keep your eyes closed, I want you to 285 00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:50,004 take in a deep breath and hold. 286 00:21:51,527 --> 00:21:54,443 - Deco isn't back here, is he? He still owes me money. 287 00:21:54,487 --> 00:21:56,793 - No, Deco hasn't been back in years. 288 00:21:57,141 --> 00:21:59,056 - I can smell a lie. 289 00:22:00,841 --> 00:22:02,016 - I'll keep watch. 290 00:22:02,059 --> 00:22:04,061 - I might have left my dark days behind, 291 00:22:04,105 --> 00:22:05,715 but if I find out Deco's back, 292 00:22:05,759 --> 00:22:07,674 I'll be over there to break up the party 293 00:22:07,717 --> 00:22:10,503 and stick his fucking head in the oven. 294 00:22:11,678 --> 00:22:13,201 Have a good day. 295 00:22:33,439 --> 00:22:34,439 - Agh! 296 00:22:38,966 --> 00:22:40,794 - You nearly got me in the heart! 297 00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:54,416 Right, straighten ya. 298 00:22:56,592 --> 00:22:57,941 Come on ye bollocks! 299 00:22:58,159 --> 00:22:59,813 The bleedin' strength of ya! 300 00:23:08,125 --> 00:23:09,213 - Deco, get off him! 301 00:23:24,664 --> 00:23:25,795 Deco! 302 00:23:39,374 --> 00:23:40,984 Oh, bollocks! 303 00:23:42,638 --> 00:23:44,553 - Alright? Can I get the spare key, 304 00:23:44,597 --> 00:23:47,556 I'm after locking myself out. - Yeah, come in. Moron. 305 00:24:03,354 --> 00:24:05,008 And this is Adrian Kennedy here 306 00:24:05,052 --> 00:24:08,795 and we're talking about people who suck the life out of us. 307 00:24:08,838 --> 00:24:12,581 Just take, take, take and never give anything back in return. 308 00:24:12,625 --> 00:24:13,974 - Do you hear that rubbish? 309 00:24:14,017 --> 00:24:15,517 The real bloodsuckers are the people in charge. 310 00:24:15,541 --> 00:24:18,369 - Frank, the key? - The key is money. 311 00:24:18,413 --> 00:24:20,937 Now, between you and me I might have a few nixers 312 00:24:20,981 --> 00:24:24,550 on the side if you're... - No, that key. Can I have it? 313 00:24:25,115 --> 00:24:26,595 - Oh the key, yeah. 314 00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:29,250 Now bring it straight back, yeah? 315 00:24:30,512 --> 00:24:31,905 Little fucker. 316 00:24:37,693 --> 00:24:38,825 - Come on out! 317 00:24:38,868 --> 00:24:40,130 Why?! 318 00:24:40,261 --> 00:24:41,697 - So I can stake you. 319 00:24:42,089 --> 00:24:43,612 Fuck off! 320 00:24:44,657 --> 00:24:45,875 - Hey! 321 00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:47,790 Stay out of it! 322 00:24:47,834 --> 00:24:49,357 I don't want to hurt you... 323 00:24:50,227 --> 00:24:51,620 anymore. 324 00:25:01,282 --> 00:25:02,675 Nice one! 325 00:25:44,630 --> 00:25:45,979 - Ragh! 326 00:25:46,588 --> 00:25:47,807 Oh. 327 00:25:50,853 --> 00:25:52,072 - Agh! 328 00:25:53,639 --> 00:25:54,814 - Agh! 329 00:26:14,442 --> 00:26:15,965 What'll we do with him? 330 00:26:49,216 --> 00:26:52,611 - Henry Montgomery. - He's a fuckin' Brit! 331 00:26:52,872 --> 00:26:55,918 I knew it! That dodgy Irish accent. 332 00:26:55,962 --> 00:26:57,703 Why you trying to kill me brother? 333 00:26:57,746 --> 00:26:59,487 And why'd you have a photo of the woman 334 00:26:59,530 --> 00:27:01,315 who bit me in the neck? 335 00:27:02,795 --> 00:27:05,928 Speak or I'll put that nose into the back of your head! 336 00:27:13,457 --> 00:27:15,198 - Aw, you... - Sorry! 337 00:27:15,242 --> 00:27:18,332 That's fuckin' payback, you. - You heal. 338 00:27:18,375 --> 00:27:19,942 Why you trying to kill him? 339 00:27:19,986 --> 00:27:22,205 - Because he's a vampire, you eejit. 340 00:27:22,249 --> 00:27:25,644 And the woman who bit you is my fiancée, Sheila. 341 00:27:26,819 --> 00:27:28,734 - Yeah well, it's a free country, 342 00:27:28,777 --> 00:27:31,562 she can do what she wants! - She was a vampire. 343 00:27:31,693 --> 00:27:33,869 And you are cause you got bitten by her! 344 00:27:33,913 --> 00:27:35,305 - Hang on, 345 00:27:35,349 --> 00:27:36,761 I thought you said the woman you were with last night 346 00:27:36,785 --> 00:27:38,308 was a young wan? 347 00:27:39,135 --> 00:27:41,660 - I said... - Chasing grannies now, are we? 348 00:27:41,703 --> 00:27:43,052 You absolute dirt bag! 349 00:27:43,096 --> 00:27:44,837 - I'll bleedin' brain you in a minute. 350 00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:47,100 - Alright cougar catcher, relax horny. 351 00:27:47,143 --> 00:27:49,145 - Watch your fuckin' mouth! 352 00:27:49,972 --> 00:27:52,496 - Are you not a bit long in the tooth to be getting hitched? 353 00:27:52,540 --> 00:27:54,498 - I'd given up years ago. 354 00:27:54,847 --> 00:27:56,762 Then I met my Sheila. 355 00:27:57,458 --> 00:27:58,778 I mean, we have our ups and downs, 356 00:27:58,807 --> 00:28:01,288 but we decided to get married. 357 00:28:02,332 --> 00:28:05,074 I had my stag do, 358 00:28:05,118 --> 00:28:08,121 we took an old Victorian Rail line 359 00:28:08,164 --> 00:28:09,905 through Snowdonia, 360 00:28:09,949 --> 00:28:13,256 because I'm a member of the Welsh Highland Rail Society. 361 00:28:13,561 --> 00:28:16,738 And the Welsh Highland Heritage, 362 00:28:16,782 --> 00:28:20,046 as well as the Branch Line Society. 363 00:28:20,176 --> 00:28:23,092 I love it, steam engines, it's great. 364 00:28:23,136 --> 00:28:24,920 Old, old world. 365 00:28:24,964 --> 00:28:27,706 - Where was the hen party, Transylvania? 366 00:28:28,097 --> 00:28:30,709 - It was, there was a deal on flights to Bucharest. 367 00:28:31,884 --> 00:28:32,972 - That's fair. 368 00:28:41,937 --> 00:28:43,678 When Sheila came back to Dublin, 369 00:28:43,722 --> 00:28:45,724 the woman I loved was gone. 370 00:28:45,767 --> 00:28:47,508 There was nothing of her left. 371 00:28:49,075 --> 00:28:51,860 Except for the drinking and the... infidelity. 372 00:28:57,300 --> 00:28:59,259 Then after that, she... 373 00:28:59,694 --> 00:29:01,652 She was out jumping from Billy to Jack 374 00:29:01,696 --> 00:29:04,568 leaving a trail of vampires around Dublin and I was... 375 00:29:04,612 --> 00:29:06,745 having to pick up after her. 376 00:29:07,441 --> 00:29:09,791 It was my civic responsibility, I felt. 377 00:29:09,835 --> 00:29:11,445 You sure you're not just a bit 378 00:29:11,488 --> 00:29:15,449 jealous that a bleedin' hunk from Dublin took your missus? 379 00:29:16,624 --> 00:29:19,583 - No, it's definitely for the good of the city. 380 00:29:20,846 --> 00:29:24,850 I drive a taxi around Dublin and I've seen all sorts. 381 00:29:25,676 --> 00:29:27,374 But this is something new. 382 00:29:33,293 --> 00:29:36,122 Sheila and those hens are out there every night, 383 00:29:36,165 --> 00:29:38,602 the vampire population is rising. 384 00:29:38,733 --> 00:29:39,865 Oh. 385 00:29:40,517 --> 00:29:43,433 Anyone in Dublin could be their next victim. 386 00:29:43,477 --> 00:29:45,218 But not if I get there first. 387 00:29:48,699 --> 00:29:50,832 - Can we get a move on, Speedy Gonzalez?! 388 00:29:50,876 --> 00:29:54,140 We've a party to go to! - Sorry, Liz! 389 00:30:15,770 --> 00:30:16,945 You, out! 390 00:30:19,208 --> 00:30:20,688 - Fuckin' clown, you. 391 00:30:22,472 --> 00:30:25,258 The other taxi drivers are my eyes and ears 392 00:30:25,301 --> 00:30:26,825 around the city. 393 00:30:26,868 --> 00:30:27,651 - Okay, right, 394 00:30:27,695 --> 00:30:29,218 I'm gonna try Glasnevin, 395 00:30:29,262 --> 00:30:31,327 might be a few of them bozos hanging around the cemetery. 396 00:30:31,351 --> 00:30:32,918 Roger that, over and out. 397 00:30:33,222 --> 00:30:35,877 I had a tip off from another driver about him. 398 00:30:35,921 --> 00:30:37,550 Henry, I've just spotted another one of those 399 00:30:37,574 --> 00:30:38,967 bleedin' vampires. 400 00:30:39,098 --> 00:30:41,578 - I was waiting for an opportunity. 401 00:30:42,231 --> 00:30:44,451 And then I saw a doctor arriving. 402 00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:47,280 - Hey! - What...?! 403 00:30:53,721 --> 00:30:54,721 - Sorry about that. 404 00:30:59,031 --> 00:31:01,685 Once he's bitten his first victim, he will be hooked. 405 00:31:01,729 --> 00:31:02,991 It's just a matter of time, 406 00:31:03,035 --> 00:31:05,951 that's why you have to die pal, simple as. 407 00:31:05,994 --> 00:31:08,083 - No, no, I'm not going to bite anyone, Matt. 408 00:31:09,737 --> 00:31:12,740 If I had a pound for every time I've heard a vampire say that. 409 00:31:13,436 --> 00:31:15,743 - He's trying to turn you, that's it. 410 00:31:15,786 --> 00:31:16,962 Don't listen to him! 411 00:31:17,005 --> 00:31:19,399 He's talking out his old arse! 412 00:31:21,488 --> 00:31:23,229 - You did try and bite me earlier. 413 00:31:23,272 --> 00:31:25,144 - And he will again, and again and again 414 00:31:25,187 --> 00:31:27,189 and again until he does. 415 00:31:27,537 --> 00:31:30,192 His blood lust will only grow. 416 00:31:30,497 --> 00:31:33,195 - Henry shut up you, or I'll beat the head off you! 417 00:31:33,239 --> 00:31:34,303 - Oh, is that what you want? 418 00:31:34,327 --> 00:31:35,565 You want a taste from the carotid, 419 00:31:35,589 --> 00:31:38,679 or, or, or, would he prefer the vertebral? 420 00:31:38,722 --> 00:31:40,942 - Deco, get away from him! - Yeah, Deco! 421 00:31:40,986 --> 00:31:43,945 - You shut up as well! - Ha, you're laughed at. 422 00:31:43,989 --> 00:31:45,816 - Such an eejit. - Who's an eejit? 423 00:31:45,860 --> 00:31:46,948 - He is. - Who is? 424 00:31:46,992 --> 00:31:48,123 - You are! - I am? 425 00:31:48,167 --> 00:31:49,820 - You are. - I am? 426 00:31:49,864 --> 00:31:50,734 - He is? 427 00:31:50,778 --> 00:31:52,432 - The problem is you. 428 00:31:53,259 --> 00:31:55,217 You're the one who let him in. 429 00:31:55,522 --> 00:31:58,046 You're the one indulging him. 430 00:31:58,481 --> 00:32:01,006 You're the one who can't say no. 431 00:32:01,484 --> 00:32:02,964 What are you getting from this? 432 00:32:03,008 --> 00:32:04,748 Does it make you feel better to help him? 433 00:32:04,792 --> 00:32:06,576 - What if he doesn't drain someone, 434 00:32:06,620 --> 00:32:08,927 he could turn back human again? - No. 435 00:32:08,970 --> 00:32:11,277 They all bite someone sooner or later, 436 00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:12,931 just stake him now. 437 00:32:12,974 --> 00:32:14,845 - Look, I'll just go cold turkey, 438 00:32:14,889 --> 00:32:17,457 I've done it before, and I'll do it again. 439 00:32:17,500 --> 00:32:19,850 - Look, I know this is hard but it has to be done. 440 00:32:19,894 --> 00:32:21,243 If we don't nip this in the bud 441 00:32:21,287 --> 00:32:23,550 then the whole city will be overrun 442 00:32:23,593 --> 00:32:25,856 with these blood-sucking sods! 443 00:32:35,562 --> 00:32:36,780 - Where's Henry? 444 00:32:36,824 --> 00:32:39,044 - Look, I don't know where Henry is. 445 00:32:40,219 --> 00:32:42,177 - That's what your last friend said. 446 00:32:45,267 --> 00:32:46,529 - Mago! 447 00:32:47,095 --> 00:32:48,096 Oh... 448 00:32:56,104 --> 00:32:58,019 Love a bit of Dublin blood. 449 00:32:58,063 --> 00:33:00,891 Now, we're opening up this club tonight 450 00:33:00,935 --> 00:33:03,720 and I don't want Henry coming over and spoiling it. 451 00:33:03,764 --> 00:33:06,462 I told him it's over. 452 00:33:06,506 --> 00:33:08,508 But he keeps stalking me. 453 00:33:08,551 --> 00:33:12,033 - I swear to God, I don't know where he is! 454 00:33:12,077 --> 00:33:13,687 I've no problem with your kind! 455 00:33:13,730 --> 00:33:16,124 If you want to lure innocent people into a club, 456 00:33:16,168 --> 00:33:19,171 and turn them into vampires, that's your own business. 457 00:33:19,214 --> 00:33:20,737 Each to their own, that's what I say, 458 00:33:20,781 --> 00:33:22,304 each to your own. 459 00:33:22,348 --> 00:33:25,438 Yeah? It's Henry that has the problem. 460 00:33:25,481 --> 00:33:27,005 Not me. 461 00:33:27,309 --> 00:33:30,225 He won't rest until he ruins your plans 462 00:33:30,269 --> 00:33:32,488 and turns you all into a bag of ashes! 463 00:33:32,532 --> 00:33:34,360 That's all he talks about. 464 00:33:34,403 --> 00:33:35,187 That! 465 00:33:35,230 --> 00:33:37,624 And... trains. 466 00:33:39,104 --> 00:33:41,323 He's mad for the trains, he is. 467 00:33:41,367 --> 00:33:44,674 - Well, he is a member of the Welsh Highway Rail Society. 468 00:33:44,718 --> 00:33:46,546 - And the Branch Line Society. 469 00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:50,332 What's a branch line society?! 470 00:33:50,506 --> 00:33:52,421 He shows off his card at the rank. 471 00:33:52,465 --> 00:33:54,423 - Trains. That's it. 472 00:33:54,467 --> 00:33:56,773 - Trains. We'll say cuckoo for choo-choos! 473 00:33:56,817 --> 00:33:58,601 - Follow me. 474 00:33:58,645 --> 00:34:00,212 Hey-hey-hey-hey! 475 00:34:01,474 --> 00:34:03,780 Can I... can I head on now? 476 00:34:04,433 --> 00:34:07,436 - Don't drain him dry! We need to build up our numbers. 477 00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:09,395 - No! No! No! 478 00:34:09,438 --> 00:34:12,311 - Amanda, wait 'til you see this. 479 00:34:13,486 --> 00:34:16,576 Him and his fuckin' trains. 480 00:34:16,619 --> 00:34:19,100 - Aw, stop the lights. - Look at that! 481 00:34:19,144 --> 00:34:21,102 - He got me that for me hens weekend, 482 00:34:21,146 --> 00:34:23,496 keep me warm. - State of it. 483 00:34:23,539 --> 00:34:25,367 Aw. 484 00:34:27,804 --> 00:34:30,546 - Here, you can track his scent from that. 485 00:34:30,590 --> 00:34:33,984 - Ooh, we'll get him with this. - And after the club tonight, 486 00:34:34,028 --> 00:34:37,466 we'll have enough vampires to take over this city. 487 00:34:37,510 --> 00:34:38,859 - Nice one. 488 00:34:38,902 --> 00:34:40,948 Choo-choo! 489 00:35:07,627 --> 00:35:10,020 Don't worry Deco, I'm not going to kill you. 490 00:35:10,064 --> 00:35:12,762 I'm going to help you, this is for your own good. 491 00:35:12,893 --> 00:35:14,634 - Yeah, I know. 492 00:35:15,461 --> 00:35:17,593 - Just have to be ready for when the cravings kick in. 493 00:35:17,637 --> 00:35:20,422 - Look, I have all of this under control. 494 00:35:20,466 --> 00:35:23,904 Alright? But if it gives you peace of mind to tie me up, 495 00:35:23,947 --> 00:35:26,036 suppose I'm happy to do it for you. 496 00:35:31,477 --> 00:35:33,000 Fuck! 497 00:35:33,174 --> 00:35:36,656 Get me out of these ropes, I'm fucking parched! 498 00:35:37,961 --> 00:35:40,225 Please! Just a drop! 499 00:35:40,268 --> 00:35:41,965 That's all I'm asking! 500 00:35:42,009 --> 00:35:44,403 Sure I'm tied up, I can't do anything, 501 00:35:44,446 --> 00:35:46,361 just drop it on me tongue! 502 00:35:46,753 --> 00:35:48,755 Just put it there, look! 503 00:35:49,234 --> 00:35:51,061 What's a bit of blood between brothers? 504 00:35:51,105 --> 00:35:53,020 Look, you owe it to me! 505 00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:56,241 The big guilty look on ya! 506 00:35:59,331 --> 00:36:00,810 He's lying! 507 00:36:01,376 --> 00:36:03,639 What are ya looking at him for?! 508 00:36:04,031 --> 00:36:05,815 Ugh, for...! 509 00:36:08,078 --> 00:36:11,299 What are you doing tapping away with that fucking finger?! 510 00:36:11,343 --> 00:36:13,475 - Lookin' up about vampires. 511 00:36:13,519 --> 00:36:15,956 Trying to see if there's anything I can do to help ya. 512 00:36:16,478 --> 00:36:19,568 "A vampire is usually a suave individual, 513 00:36:20,656 --> 00:36:22,832 - in possession of great wealth." 514 00:36:22,876 --> 00:36:26,401 - Last time I seen that finger, it was pointed at me. 515 00:36:27,228 --> 00:36:29,839 What started all this fuckin' shite. 516 00:36:29,883 --> 00:36:31,667 If I didn't get kicked out of the gaff, 517 00:36:31,711 --> 00:36:35,193 I'd be out livin' my life, I'd be a... I'd be... 518 00:36:35,236 --> 00:36:38,196 - You'll be what? - I'd be a... pilot! 519 00:36:50,904 --> 00:36:52,688 Matthew... 520 00:36:54,690 --> 00:36:56,431 Matthew... 521 00:36:56,736 --> 00:36:59,086 Listen to your brother, Deco. 522 00:37:00,392 --> 00:37:03,525 Now bring him some blood... 523 00:37:10,010 --> 00:37:11,751 Ignore him. 524 00:37:11,794 --> 00:37:14,667 Go back to your computer. For now... 525 00:37:14,710 --> 00:37:16,756 Matt, we could try something. 526 00:37:16,886 --> 00:37:19,759 We could sort out his fangs, once and for all. 527 00:37:19,802 --> 00:37:22,762 - What do you want me to do? Get a set of braces?! 528 00:37:22,805 --> 00:37:24,067 - No, get rid of them! 529 00:37:24,111 --> 00:37:25,765 Before, before he bites someone, 530 00:37:25,808 --> 00:37:27,941 well that would... stop the urges, 531 00:37:27,984 --> 00:37:31,249 like, like neutering a cat! 532 00:37:31,771 --> 00:37:33,860 - Da left the toolbox under the stairs. 533 00:37:33,990 --> 00:37:35,905 We can get the pliers out of that. 534 00:37:36,428 --> 00:37:38,473 - Oh, did he? Oh, good. 535 00:37:38,517 --> 00:37:40,736 Yeah, I'm sorry if I don't jump for fucking joy 536 00:37:40,780 --> 00:37:42,303 at that idea! 537 00:37:44,131 --> 00:37:46,655 Oh you, I'm tellin' ya. 538 00:37:49,136 --> 00:37:52,270 Oh, if I get me hands on ya! 539 00:37:53,053 --> 00:37:54,663 You'll know about... 540 00:38:04,369 --> 00:38:06,545 Come on, Ireland. 541 00:38:06,588 --> 00:38:10,549 David O'Leary is entrusted with taking the penalty. 542 00:38:10,940 --> 00:38:13,595 This kick can decide it all. 543 00:38:14,814 --> 00:38:17,904 The nation holds its breath. 544 00:38:41,406 --> 00:38:43,669 - And the other one. - Wait, wait, wait... 545 00:38:43,712 --> 00:38:46,628 No, no, alright, alright. 546 00:38:46,672 --> 00:38:48,891 Just give us a second pal, just... 547 00:38:58,336 --> 00:38:59,946 Did it stop the cravings? 548 00:39:01,426 --> 00:39:03,036 - It didn't work! 549 00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:08,128 Payback. 550 00:39:08,171 --> 00:39:10,217 - Aw, you bastard ye! 551 00:39:10,435 --> 00:39:12,567 Wait 'til I get a hold of you, pal! 552 00:39:12,611 --> 00:39:14,743 See your neck, it's first on my list! 553 00:39:14,787 --> 00:39:17,224 - Not if I stake you first. 554 00:39:19,139 --> 00:39:20,749 Come on, push yourself over! 555 00:39:20,793 --> 00:39:22,969 - I'm trying, you asshole! 556 00:39:23,012 --> 00:39:24,492 - You can't even get over a step, 557 00:39:24,536 --> 00:39:26,364 no wonder Sheila left you! 558 00:39:27,452 --> 00:39:29,192 I'll break your nose! - Shut up! 559 00:39:29,628 --> 00:39:32,108 I was reading up on that website about vampires. 560 00:39:32,152 --> 00:39:35,155 Vampires can drink any blood. That means animals, too. 561 00:39:35,198 --> 00:39:38,071 - Any blood will do, I'm not very peculiar about it. 562 00:39:38,114 --> 00:39:41,379 - Don't give him any blood. Let him waste away. 563 00:39:41,422 --> 00:39:43,729 - You shut your mouth, I'm sick of your bright ideas! 564 00:39:43,772 --> 00:39:45,644 - What do you want, a dog or a cat? 565 00:39:46,427 --> 00:39:48,255 - I've always wanted a cat. 566 00:39:48,298 --> 00:39:49,738 - You're not getting a pet here Deco, 567 00:39:49,778 --> 00:39:51,258 you're gonna have to bite into it. 568 00:39:51,301 --> 00:39:52,694 - Ah, yeah. 569 00:39:52,738 --> 00:39:54,696 - Mr McCarthy down the road has a dog. 570 00:39:54,740 --> 00:39:57,525 - Ah Jaysus, you couldn't eat a Jack Russell! 571 00:39:57,830 --> 00:40:00,136 - Yeah. Too snappy. 572 00:40:01,747 --> 00:40:04,837 I'll think of something. You two behave yourselves. 573 00:40:11,626 --> 00:40:13,933 - So where did you plan the honeymoon? 574 00:40:40,525 --> 00:40:42,178 - Fuck... 575 00:40:44,398 --> 00:40:45,704 and you're very welcome back 576 00:40:45,747 --> 00:40:47,203 and thanks very much indeed for joining us, 577 00:40:47,227 --> 00:40:48,794 and if you were listening earlier, 578 00:40:48,837 --> 00:40:50,752 we've been talking about bloodsuckers, 579 00:40:50,796 --> 00:40:53,886 and Rob brought up the topic of vampires, 580 00:40:53,929 --> 00:40:55,844 now we'll go to line one, how are ya, Rob? 581 00:40:55,888 --> 00:40:58,717 - Yeah, I just want to say I'm after waking up there 582 00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:01,284 this morning with a puncture in me neck... 583 00:41:03,069 --> 00:41:06,681 those vampires are coming over here, all over... 584 00:41:09,728 --> 00:41:11,207 Now... 585 00:41:13,645 --> 00:41:15,168 Piss. 586 00:41:16,561 --> 00:41:18,519 I'm horrified by what I'm hearing. 587 00:41:18,563 --> 00:41:20,913 We're just living our lives... 588 00:41:22,610 --> 00:41:24,612 - You're only a bloodsucker, yeah?! 589 00:41:24,656 --> 00:41:26,092 Lying in your coffin all day! 590 00:41:26,135 --> 00:41:27,876 - You need a dose of reality, pal! 591 00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:31,358 You wait until it get's dark... 592 00:41:36,058 --> 00:41:39,322 Messages coming in and the advice seems to be 593 00:41:39,366 --> 00:41:42,369 don't go near them, steer clear of them. 594 00:41:47,853 --> 00:41:50,377 - Matt?! - Could not wait. 595 00:41:50,682 --> 00:41:53,511 The second day of our honeymoon was going to be, 596 00:41:53,554 --> 00:41:55,556 we were going to on the Frecciarossa, 597 00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:57,906 the high speed train from Rome to Naples. 598 00:41:57,950 --> 00:42:00,387 It reaches speeds of 220 miles an hour, 599 00:42:00,430 --> 00:42:03,129 with over 72 daily connections, 600 00:42:03,172 --> 00:42:05,653 some of which are non-stop service. 601 00:42:06,132 --> 00:42:07,612 Does that answer your question? 602 00:42:07,655 --> 00:42:10,658 - Very much so, thank you very much, Henry. 603 00:42:11,616 --> 00:42:12,791 Kill me now. 604 00:42:12,834 --> 00:42:14,532 - I think I have something that might help. 605 00:42:17,056 --> 00:42:19,667 Sorry buddy, it just has to be this way. 606 00:42:23,976 --> 00:42:25,325 G'wan. 607 00:42:25,891 --> 00:42:27,545 Take a swig out of it. 608 00:42:28,458 --> 00:42:30,199 - Sure he has no neck on him. 609 00:42:30,243 --> 00:42:31,940 He's no use to me. 610 00:42:32,375 --> 00:42:33,855 You have to try. 611 00:42:37,990 --> 00:42:40,296 Ah, he's too furry. 612 00:42:40,558 --> 00:42:42,168 I could stick a straw in him. 613 00:42:42,211 --> 00:42:44,474 - He's a rabbit, not a Capri Sun, Deco. 614 00:42:45,258 --> 00:42:46,564 Try again. 615 00:42:47,739 --> 00:42:49,349 Ah, Jaysus. 616 00:42:51,090 --> 00:42:52,482 Sorry, pal. 617 00:42:55,703 --> 00:42:58,706 - Ah, the little bastard bit me! - Jaysus, I'm not into that! 618 00:43:00,099 --> 00:43:02,057 Tastes like bleedin' carrots! 619 00:43:02,797 --> 00:43:05,583 I hate carrots! - You're a shite vampire! 620 00:43:05,713 --> 00:43:07,541 That's a waste of good blood! 621 00:43:09,021 --> 00:43:11,458 - I want the real thing! Come here to me! 622 00:43:12,459 --> 00:43:14,113 - You set him off! 623 00:43:14,156 --> 00:43:15,723 Get us out of here! 624 00:43:15,767 --> 00:43:19,161 Hurry! Come on! Come on! 625 00:43:19,597 --> 00:43:21,207 Come on! 626 00:43:27,387 --> 00:43:29,694 - Take your time, Matt, take your time! 627 00:43:43,490 --> 00:43:44,796 He'll calm down in a minute, 628 00:43:44,839 --> 00:43:46,599 as long as you don't give him any more blood. 629 00:43:54,153 --> 00:43:57,112 - Where's me fuckin' rabbit?! 630 00:43:57,678 --> 00:43:59,767 Where's me fuckin' rabbit?! 631 00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:03,031 Oh, Nidge... 632 00:44:04,511 --> 00:44:05,991 Where the fuck..? 633 00:44:07,514 --> 00:44:09,124 Where the fuck... 634 00:44:10,082 --> 00:44:11,605 Nidge? 635 00:44:14,956 --> 00:44:16,610 There ye are, ye little bollocks. 636 00:44:36,499 --> 00:44:38,676 Matt get this dirt-bag off me! 637 00:44:47,336 --> 00:44:48,729 - I can't hold him! 638 00:45:01,046 --> 00:45:02,612 - Aw, fuck. 639 00:45:08,357 --> 00:45:10,490 - The mad bastard's done a bomb dive! 640 00:45:11,056 --> 00:45:12,448 Deco, leave him... 641 00:45:24,939 --> 00:45:29,030 Fuck! 642 00:45:29,161 --> 00:45:31,859 - Come on, get up. Come on! 643 00:45:32,991 --> 00:45:35,384 - No! No, leave me alone! 644 00:45:48,136 --> 00:45:49,921 - Get into the light! - No, no, no! 645 00:45:49,964 --> 00:45:52,662 - Get up! - I seen the bleedin' devil! 646 00:45:55,448 --> 00:45:56,449 I've seen the devil! 647 00:45:56,492 --> 00:45:59,626 I've seen his eyes! It's not true! 648 00:46:00,061 --> 00:46:01,454 I'm trying to help you! 649 00:46:03,325 --> 00:46:04,457 Let go, Deco! 650 00:46:06,720 --> 00:46:10,245 Don't let me go, you little bollocks! 651 00:46:12,204 --> 00:46:14,859 - Deco, let go. - Don't let him in! 652 00:46:18,819 --> 00:46:21,691 - Matt, get in there, stop him, don't let him drain him 653 00:46:21,735 --> 00:46:25,130 because if he drains him, he'll become a vampire! 654 00:46:25,260 --> 00:46:28,220 No, no, no, if he drains him, 655 00:46:28,263 --> 00:46:30,526 he won't be a vampire, he'll be dead! 656 00:46:30,570 --> 00:46:32,224 - Will I let him drain him or not?! 657 00:46:32,267 --> 00:46:34,530 - Just get in there and stop him! 658 00:46:34,574 --> 00:46:36,924 - Ah here, you're scaring me now. 659 00:46:43,409 --> 00:46:44,410 - Deco... 660 00:46:46,499 --> 00:46:49,241 - Before you say anything, you should have a sip. 661 00:46:49,632 --> 00:46:51,896 Vintage blood from... 662 00:46:52,287 --> 00:46:54,420 1963. 663 00:46:54,637 --> 00:46:55,769 A great year. 664 00:46:56,509 --> 00:46:57,909 - You said you wouldn't bite anyone! 665 00:46:57,945 --> 00:46:58,946 - Ah, what?! 666 00:46:59,599 --> 00:47:02,907 He was a scumbag, sold me my first hit. 667 00:47:02,950 --> 00:47:04,604 He's ruined enough lives. 668 00:47:04,647 --> 00:47:08,303 - Henry says to drain him dry, unless you want him coming back. 669 00:47:08,826 --> 00:47:10,479 - Happy days! 670 00:48:15,936 --> 00:48:18,896 I'm after necking those few pints fast. 671 00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:22,812 I feel ashamed of meself. 672 00:48:25,728 --> 00:48:27,121 That blood... 673 00:48:29,602 --> 00:48:31,734 has gone straight to me head. 674 00:48:35,347 --> 00:48:37,392 Don't you be judging me now. 675 00:48:37,871 --> 00:48:39,786 I didn't even like it. 676 00:48:40,439 --> 00:48:42,267 Just curiosity. 677 00:48:47,011 --> 00:48:48,882 I'm not into it anymore. 678 00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:52,320 Anyways, look, 679 00:48:54,496 --> 00:48:56,368 you clean up this mess, 680 00:48:58,370 --> 00:48:59,458 you owe it to me. 681 00:48:59,501 --> 00:49:00,763 You owe me! 682 00:49:00,807 --> 00:49:02,417 - You owe it to me! 683 00:49:02,461 --> 00:49:04,028 - All I see is wires here 684 00:49:04,071 --> 00:49:06,117 and I want to know where that fuckin' telly is 685 00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:09,685 or you will be out that door in two minutes flat! 686 00:49:09,729 --> 00:49:11,731 I am going to explode! 687 00:49:11,774 --> 00:49:13,733 Maybe someone robbed it or something, like. 688 00:49:13,776 --> 00:49:15,256 - Do you know who robbed it? - Dunno. 689 00:49:15,300 --> 00:49:16,562 - No, he says he doesn't know. 690 00:49:16,605 --> 00:49:18,259 - Did he fuckin' rob that telly?! 691 00:49:18,303 --> 00:49:21,175 Who stole the telly? 692 00:49:23,786 --> 00:49:26,702 I fuckin' knew it! 693 00:49:41,674 --> 00:49:43,415 I don't owe you anything! 694 00:49:43,458 --> 00:49:44,851 It's your own fuckin' fault 695 00:49:44,894 --> 00:49:46,809 you got kicked out in the first place! 696 00:49:46,853 --> 00:49:48,376 You were a junkie! 697 00:49:48,420 --> 00:49:50,988 And Ma was sick of you robbing shite from your own house! 698 00:49:51,814 --> 00:49:53,512 And yeah, I ratted on you. 699 00:49:54,382 --> 00:49:56,732 Cause I didn't wanna come down them stairs one morning 700 00:49:56,776 --> 00:49:58,778 and find you lying on the ground dead 701 00:49:58,821 --> 00:50:02,173 with a needle sticking out of your fucking arm! 702 00:50:06,090 --> 00:50:09,571 I'm done feeling guilty about that, Deco. 703 00:50:10,703 --> 00:50:15,012 I didn't betray you, you chose that shite over me! 704 00:50:15,925 --> 00:50:19,538 I... do you know what? I don't know if I care anymore! 705 00:50:20,365 --> 00:50:23,063 'Cause I feel nothing towards you. 706 00:50:23,803 --> 00:50:25,022 Nothing. 707 00:50:25,065 --> 00:50:26,893 - You're wound up. 708 00:50:27,372 --> 00:50:30,070 Sit down. - I fucking hate you. 709 00:50:30,201 --> 00:50:32,768 Honestly, me own brother, 710 00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:34,727 Ma does, too. 711 00:50:35,641 --> 00:50:37,121 Says it all the time. 712 00:50:37,686 --> 00:50:39,819 Biggest regret of her life was having you. 713 00:50:47,522 --> 00:50:50,569 Yeah, well I'll get to live forever now, won't I? 714 00:50:52,614 --> 00:50:55,052 I'll get to see the two of you dead. 715 00:50:57,880 --> 00:50:59,491 - You'll always be on your own. 716 00:51:00,405 --> 00:51:01,884 No one to love you. 717 00:51:06,672 --> 00:51:08,630 Who the fuck's this annoying me now? 718 00:51:08,935 --> 00:51:10,415 Aw, it's Natalie. 719 00:51:12,591 --> 00:51:14,593 - Alright, Natalie? It's Matt. 720 00:51:14,636 --> 00:51:17,813 Me and Deco are around in the house, 18 Joel Street. 721 00:51:17,857 --> 00:51:20,207 You should come around, he'd love to see you. 722 00:51:20,251 --> 00:51:22,122 - No, no, what are you after doing? 723 00:51:33,307 --> 00:51:35,440 - Wait 'til she sees you're a vampire. 724 00:51:36,571 --> 00:51:38,269 I bet she dumps you. 725 00:51:48,844 --> 00:51:50,498 - I'll take care of this. 726 00:51:51,195 --> 00:51:52,326 - Wait. 727 00:51:53,371 --> 00:51:55,895 I want you to teach me how to kill vampires. 728 00:51:56,635 --> 00:51:58,463 I'm tired of getting pushed around. 729 00:52:01,205 --> 00:52:05,687 My stake of choice has a one and a quarter inch diameter 730 00:52:05,731 --> 00:52:07,602 for optimum grip. 731 00:52:07,646 --> 00:52:10,910 And sandalwood is my preference, 732 00:52:10,953 --> 00:52:13,913 because it's such a versatile wood. 733 00:52:13,956 --> 00:52:17,134 It's both light and strong, 734 00:52:17,177 --> 00:52:20,789 it's just a personal choice, you find what works for you. 735 00:52:24,967 --> 00:52:26,317 - Agh! 736 00:52:32,323 --> 00:52:34,890 - Well, that's the... That's the blunt end. 737 00:52:35,195 --> 00:52:37,676 - How'd you make the pointy end, with a sword or something? 738 00:52:41,070 --> 00:52:42,550 - Under the ribs. Ragh! 739 00:52:44,422 --> 00:52:45,771 - What's that?! 740 00:52:50,732 --> 00:52:53,909 - It's time that little boy became a man. 741 00:52:56,390 --> 00:52:57,522 Good. 742 00:52:57,565 --> 00:52:58,697 Better. 743 00:52:58,740 --> 00:53:00,002 Easy! 744 00:53:00,916 --> 00:53:02,179 Focus. 745 00:53:19,283 --> 00:53:22,242 Killing vampires is like train spotting. 746 00:53:22,286 --> 00:53:24,288 You let them come to you. 747 00:53:24,418 --> 00:53:27,508 Of course, those railway locomotive traction maintenance 748 00:53:27,552 --> 00:53:30,119 depots like Willesden, where they're all lined up 749 00:53:30,163 --> 00:53:31,295 and waiting for you. 750 00:53:31,643 --> 00:53:33,253 Deco! 751 00:53:33,297 --> 00:53:34,776 Open this door! 752 00:53:36,213 --> 00:53:37,866 I know you're in there! 753 00:53:38,127 --> 00:53:40,521 Deco! 754 00:53:43,307 --> 00:53:45,744 I can actually see you, ya thick. 755 00:53:49,661 --> 00:53:51,880 - A lathe might be a bit quicker. 756 00:53:54,143 --> 00:53:57,408 - So where exactly is the heart? - In the centre. 757 00:54:00,759 --> 00:54:02,108 A little bit to the left. 758 00:54:09,333 --> 00:54:10,856 - I don't think I can do it. 759 00:54:11,465 --> 00:54:13,162 - Look, Matt, 760 00:54:13,206 --> 00:54:15,121 Deco just killed a friend of yours. 761 00:54:15,164 --> 00:54:16,949 - Well... - A good man. 762 00:54:17,471 --> 00:54:19,299 - Eh... - Well, a human being. 763 00:54:19,343 --> 00:54:21,170 - Yeah. Okay, fair enough. 764 00:54:21,214 --> 00:54:23,347 You've got blood on your hands now. 765 00:54:23,695 --> 00:54:25,610 - What? - You've got blood on your hands 766 00:54:25,653 --> 00:54:29,048 you should wash them. - Alright, thanks. 767 00:54:29,875 --> 00:54:32,181 - Me and Matt were out playing ball in the garden. 768 00:54:32,225 --> 00:54:33,574 Some day for it. 769 00:54:33,618 --> 00:54:34,662 - And what? 770 00:54:34,706 --> 00:54:36,795 The ball just bit your neck, did it? 771 00:54:36,925 --> 00:54:38,318 Right, tell me. 772 00:54:38,362 --> 00:54:40,102 You're making a bleedin' psycho out of me. 773 00:54:40,146 --> 00:54:42,104 Just tell me what's after happening. 774 00:54:42,148 --> 00:54:46,065 - I, eh... I, eh... - Will you stop say "Eh"?! 775 00:54:46,108 --> 00:54:48,241 Will you just tell me what happened?! 776 00:54:48,285 --> 00:54:49,721 Why you looking to the right for? 777 00:54:49,764 --> 00:54:52,332 That means you're lying Deco, that's psychology! 778 00:54:52,376 --> 00:54:54,116 - Look, it's not about another bird. 779 00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:55,311 - You want us to see other people, 780 00:54:55,335 --> 00:54:56,684 is that what all this is? 781 00:54:56,728 --> 00:54:58,033 - No! - Cause if it is Deco, 782 00:54:58,077 --> 00:54:59,948 it's not like I haven't had any offers! 783 00:54:59,992 --> 00:55:02,647 - What other offers? - Mick O'Connor for one thing. 784 00:55:02,690 --> 00:55:04,344 And he has a better Ronnie than you do! 785 00:55:04,388 --> 00:55:06,912 That little bit of bum fluff on your lip, state of you! 786 00:55:06,955 --> 00:55:09,436 - He's been growing his twice as long, 787 00:55:09,480 --> 00:55:10,872 thank you very much. 788 00:55:10,916 --> 00:55:13,048 - Stacey's friend said that there was some bleedin' 789 00:55:13,092 --> 00:55:15,399 aul one chewing the face off you. 790 00:55:15,529 --> 00:55:16,878 Do you know what Deco, I'm done. 791 00:55:16,922 --> 00:55:18,924 I'm over this conversation. 792 00:55:19,620 --> 00:55:21,056 - All right, wait! 793 00:55:21,579 --> 00:55:24,146 I was at a party, and there was this bird, 794 00:55:24,190 --> 00:55:27,236 but she attacked me and she bit me in the neck. 795 00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:29,369 And I'm a... I'm infected with something. 796 00:55:29,413 --> 00:55:31,893 - Whatcha mean you're infected with something?! 797 00:55:31,937 --> 00:55:33,242 With what?! 798 00:55:35,941 --> 00:55:38,639 - Be very open minded about this. 799 00:55:39,292 --> 00:55:41,990 - Here it is, here it fuckin' is. 800 00:55:42,034 --> 00:55:45,167 Here's your big moment, Deco. Just say it. 801 00:55:48,606 --> 00:55:51,173 - She turned me into a vampire. 802 00:56:08,452 --> 00:56:10,671 - Listen, once you've killed your brother, 803 00:56:10,715 --> 00:56:12,543 I've been looking for an apprentice. 804 00:56:12,586 --> 00:56:14,936 Sheila's having a party tonight, 805 00:56:14,980 --> 00:56:17,112 we could finish this once and for all. 806 00:56:17,504 --> 00:56:19,419 - How are ya, Henry? 807 00:56:21,116 --> 00:56:23,205 Sheila sends her love. 808 00:56:26,470 --> 00:56:27,906 - How did you find me? 809 00:56:27,949 --> 00:56:32,824 - Aw man, you smell good. 810 00:56:32,954 --> 00:56:34,869 - Matt, training! 811 00:56:39,308 --> 00:56:41,920 You can't come in, I won't invite you in. 812 00:56:41,963 --> 00:56:43,661 - Ah now, come on. 813 00:56:44,052 --> 00:56:47,969 Don't think you can say a shed's accommodation, what? 814 00:56:48,187 --> 00:56:50,387 - Well there are landlords that might disagree with you. 815 00:56:58,589 --> 00:57:00,895 - Agh, you little bollocks! 816 00:57:11,819 --> 00:57:14,518 - Henry, I didn't mean it, Henry, hurry up, get up! 817 00:57:14,561 --> 00:57:15,867 Henry! 818 00:57:17,477 --> 00:57:18,826 - Aw, fuck. 819 00:58:37,426 --> 00:58:38,819 - Up the Dubs! 820 00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:48,394 - Henry, get up, come on. 821 00:58:50,265 --> 00:58:54,705 - Oh, Mommy, I don't wanna go to school... 822 00:58:56,271 --> 00:58:58,447 - You have a snooze, I'll be back in a minute. 823 00:59:01,973 --> 00:59:04,323 - Do you know what I think? - Aw, Jaysus. 824 00:59:04,541 --> 00:59:06,281 I think that's bleedin' deadly. 825 00:59:06,325 --> 00:59:09,241 - What? - Deco, I love all them vampire films! 826 00:59:09,284 --> 00:59:11,156 Team Edward and Team Jacobs and all that! 827 00:59:11,330 --> 00:59:13,898 - Team Deco? - Oh my God, gas. 828 00:59:14,072 --> 00:59:16,248 - Yeah, look at me fangs as well, look. 829 00:59:16,857 --> 00:59:18,642 - Are they meant to be that small? 830 00:59:18,685 --> 00:59:20,861 - What? - I'm only messing! 831 00:59:20,905 --> 00:59:22,559 They're lovely little fangs. 832 00:59:23,516 --> 00:59:24,952 Here... 833 00:59:25,344 --> 00:59:26,780 - Oh? 834 00:59:27,215 --> 00:59:29,000 - Would you like a bit of that? 835 00:59:30,915 --> 00:59:33,613 - What? - Go on, get in there. 836 00:59:35,484 --> 00:59:39,053 Make me a vampire. - Oh, oh no, no, no, stop it. 837 00:59:39,097 --> 00:59:40,204 No, you don't know what you're doing! 838 00:59:40,228 --> 00:59:42,143 - Deco, make me a vampire. - No! 839 00:59:42,187 --> 00:59:43,362 - Go on. - No, it's not funny. 840 00:59:43,405 --> 00:59:44,624 - I know you want to! 841 00:59:44,668 --> 00:59:46,713 - It's no joke. - What're you doing?! 842 00:59:47,061 --> 00:59:49,498 The state of your Ronnie! 843 01:01:03,355 --> 01:01:05,574 That Henry fella's got in your head. 844 01:01:06,314 --> 01:01:07,596 - I thought you cared about Natalie! 845 01:01:07,620 --> 01:01:08,620 - She asked for it! 846 01:01:10,797 --> 01:01:12,494 - It's never your fault, is it?! 847 01:01:13,365 --> 01:01:15,454 - No like, she literally asked for it. 848 01:01:46,224 --> 01:01:47,834 Hello? 849 01:01:53,361 --> 01:01:54,972 All right, Ma? 850 01:01:55,015 --> 01:01:56,166 What's wrong with you, you sound out of breath? 851 01:01:56,190 --> 01:01:57,975 - Yeah, I'm just in work, I'm grand. 852 01:01:58,018 --> 01:02:00,194 I'm doing the shopping, text me if you need anything. 853 01:02:00,238 --> 01:02:01,761 - Alright go on, I'll call you later. 854 01:02:01,805 --> 01:02:03,676 Don't be killing yourself now, love. 855 01:02:28,919 --> 01:02:30,834 Deco, what're you doing?! 856 01:02:31,486 --> 01:02:33,053 - Come here and I'll bite you. 857 01:02:34,968 --> 01:02:38,232 - Deco, don't be at my foot, don't do it! 858 01:03:21,972 --> 01:03:24,801 - Get that bit of wood out of my face! 859 01:03:57,834 --> 01:04:01,315 Matt! Let me in, Matt! Please help! 860 01:04:11,108 --> 01:04:13,762 Oh, please! Oh, I'm burning! 861 01:04:16,156 --> 01:04:17,897 Ow, my skin, oh... 862 01:04:27,472 --> 01:04:29,126 Please... 863 01:04:54,891 --> 01:04:58,111 At least we got to hang out, one more day. 864 01:05:24,137 --> 01:05:26,792 - That's tasty as fuck, that is. 865 01:05:30,274 --> 01:05:31,449 Nat! 866 01:05:32,058 --> 01:05:33,364 Natalie! 867 01:05:40,501 --> 01:05:42,329 Oh, fuck. 868 01:05:42,851 --> 01:05:44,462 - I couldn't kill me brother. 869 01:05:45,506 --> 01:05:46,899 - Eejit! 870 01:05:46,943 --> 01:05:49,510 - I'm kicking him out, as soon as the sun goes down. 871 01:05:49,554 --> 01:05:50,947 - Seriously. - I mean it! 872 01:05:50,990 --> 01:05:52,122 - Ha! - I've had enough. 873 01:05:52,165 --> 01:05:53,906 - Ha, dick! 874 01:05:56,300 --> 01:05:57,954 - I brought you your jacket. 875 01:05:59,042 --> 01:06:00,826 Gets cold out here. 876 01:06:03,655 --> 01:06:05,048 - Thank you. 877 01:06:11,489 --> 01:06:13,665 - Come on Willy, you've been on that for ages, 878 01:06:13,708 --> 01:06:14,971 will ya hurry up! 879 01:06:15,188 --> 01:06:17,016 Woah, woah, woah, where you going with this? 880 01:06:17,060 --> 01:06:20,411 Put it in the corner, I've already told you this! 881 01:06:20,454 --> 01:06:24,023 Guys, we're open in two hours. 882 01:06:24,067 --> 01:06:26,025 Yeah? Can we hurry this up a bit? 883 01:06:26,330 --> 01:06:28,047 Why you looking at me like you don't understand 884 01:06:28,071 --> 01:06:30,464 what I'm saying? I'm saying it very clearly. 885 01:06:30,508 --> 01:06:33,772 Sheila, can you... Sheila, are you okay? 886 01:06:33,946 --> 01:06:35,295 Sheila! 887 01:06:35,730 --> 01:06:36,905 - Amanda's dead. 888 01:06:37,341 --> 01:06:39,952 - Did you just get psychic abilities right now? 889 01:06:39,996 --> 01:06:42,061 Like, did your mind just tell you that, do we get that?! 890 01:06:42,085 --> 01:06:44,522 - No, she just didn't reply to my text messages! 891 01:06:44,565 --> 01:06:46,698 - Oh. - We need to go sort this. 892 01:06:46,741 --> 01:06:47,873 - Well I can't leave, 893 01:06:47,916 --> 01:06:49,962 or these clowns will turn this place 894 01:06:50,006 --> 01:06:52,356 into a dental clinic by the time we're back. 895 01:06:52,399 --> 01:06:53,399 - Fair point. 896 01:06:54,662 --> 01:06:57,100 It's time me and Henry broke up face to face. 897 01:06:57,143 --> 01:07:00,016 - You stay calm, you don't wind him up. 898 01:07:00,059 --> 01:07:01,887 - I've got this. - You have! 899 01:07:02,757 --> 01:07:04,368 - I'm Zen. 900 01:07:04,672 --> 01:07:06,152 - Well... 901 01:07:07,153 --> 01:07:09,199 She's Zen. She's Zen, she's said she's Zen. 902 01:07:09,373 --> 01:07:10,635 She's Zen. 903 01:07:15,814 --> 01:07:17,033 - Don't worry love, 904 01:07:17,076 --> 01:07:19,252 you just walk it off, you'll feel better. 905 01:07:19,296 --> 01:07:22,081 Look, I thought I was a goner, 906 01:07:22,125 --> 01:07:24,910 but look at me now, what? 907 01:07:25,780 --> 01:07:28,653 - Oi, you two. It's nearly time to go. 908 01:07:28,914 --> 01:07:30,220 Get your things. 909 01:07:30,263 --> 01:07:33,005 - What are you talking about, you fool, ya? 910 01:07:37,096 --> 01:07:38,837 - The sun'll be going down soon. 911 01:07:38,880 --> 01:07:40,491 Get your umbrellas. 912 01:07:40,708 --> 01:07:42,797 You can go on, it's safe now. 913 01:07:43,668 --> 01:07:45,713 - Ah, you're trying to trick us. 914 01:07:46,192 --> 01:07:47,889 We're gonna stay right here 915 01:07:47,933 --> 01:07:49,978 until it's pitch black out there. 916 01:07:50,718 --> 01:07:52,416 Once your fangs start growing, 917 01:07:52,459 --> 01:07:53,852 you've a lot more energy. 918 01:07:53,895 --> 01:07:56,333 Healing, strength, agility, 919 01:07:56,376 --> 01:07:58,335 and I'm definitely smarter! 920 01:07:59,640 --> 01:08:01,555 - But everything has its drawbacks. 921 01:08:01,816 --> 01:08:04,080 Like the poxy sunlight. - Oh, really? 922 01:08:04,123 --> 01:08:06,299 - And I don't think vampires can get boners. 923 01:08:06,343 --> 01:08:07,735 - Oh really?! - Yeah. 924 01:08:07,779 --> 01:08:08,997 - No, no, 925 01:08:09,041 --> 01:08:11,435 I think you're thinking of zombies, you thick. 926 01:08:11,478 --> 01:08:12,697 - Don't call me a thick. 927 01:08:12,740 --> 01:08:15,439 - I actually find that very offensive. 928 01:08:15,787 --> 01:08:18,920 - I think you should apologize. - I'm not apologizing for that. 929 01:08:19,965 --> 01:08:21,488 - Very mature. 930 01:08:23,055 --> 01:08:26,102 - I'm sorry, Deco, I didn't mean to... 931 01:08:26,798 --> 01:08:29,540 cross any lines there or hurt your feelings. 932 01:08:30,062 --> 01:08:31,672 - Don't worry about it, Matthew. 933 01:08:31,716 --> 01:08:33,283 - Anyway! 934 01:08:33,326 --> 01:08:34,886 I actually think I'd be very good at it. 935 01:08:35,111 --> 01:08:37,243 - Yeah? - Yeah cause I love going out at night. 936 01:08:37,287 --> 01:08:38,853 - She does. 937 01:08:38,897 --> 01:08:40,353 - Plus you get to be immoral and live forever and all that. 938 01:08:40,377 --> 01:08:43,815 - It's immortal, not immoral. - Shut up you, you thick! 939 01:08:43,858 --> 01:08:46,818 That's what I'm after saying, i-mor-dal! 940 01:08:47,514 --> 01:08:49,386 - That's all this country needs. 941 01:08:49,560 --> 01:08:51,170 More bleedin' vampires. 942 01:08:51,214 --> 01:08:52,650 - Ah, fu... 943 01:09:24,464 --> 01:09:25,900 - Change of plans. 944 01:09:40,219 --> 01:09:41,394 - Henry! 945 01:09:43,483 --> 01:09:46,443 - What are you doing? - Oh, I was about to, um... 946 01:09:47,357 --> 01:09:49,663 You do know that you've killed a lot of people? 947 01:09:49,707 --> 01:09:51,578 - You're the one killing my friends! 948 01:09:51,622 --> 01:09:53,145 That's worse! 949 01:09:53,189 --> 01:09:55,384 - You're the one who's going out at night biting new people 950 01:09:55,408 --> 01:09:57,149 and creating new vampires! 951 01:09:57,193 --> 01:09:59,107 And I know about your club later. 952 01:09:59,412 --> 01:10:01,632 - Why are you being so mean?! 953 01:10:01,675 --> 01:10:04,025 You're making me out to be a monster! 954 01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:06,637 This obviously meant nothing to you! 955 01:10:06,680 --> 01:10:09,161 You care more about trains than me! 956 01:10:09,205 --> 01:10:11,076 That's not true. 957 01:10:11,119 --> 01:10:12,860 Ooh, wait... 958 01:10:13,905 --> 01:10:16,299 I didn't think the 9:30 from Howth to Bray 959 01:10:16,342 --> 01:10:18,736 was operating on a Sunday. 960 01:10:18,779 --> 01:10:21,608 Name one thing you loved about me! 961 01:10:23,001 --> 01:10:26,526 - You're smart. - Please! So vague. 962 01:10:26,570 --> 01:10:29,399 - I love the way you always spoke exactly the way you felt. 963 01:10:29,442 --> 01:10:33,577 You're such a nerd, Henry! 964 01:10:33,620 --> 01:10:34,795 - You don't mind it. 965 01:10:34,839 --> 01:10:37,972 - Just stake me and get it over with! 966 01:10:38,016 --> 01:10:40,323 - Yeah, stake her. - You shut up! 967 01:10:41,933 --> 01:10:43,630 - Oh, oh! 968 01:10:43,761 --> 01:10:46,285 Ha, they must have updated their timetable. 969 01:10:49,897 --> 01:10:51,247 - Henry! 970 01:11:08,873 --> 01:11:10,178 Idiot. 971 01:11:12,877 --> 01:11:14,487 - Hate break-ups. 972 01:11:15,183 --> 01:11:17,273 Someone always gets hurt. 973 01:11:21,625 --> 01:11:23,888 Oh, Henry you never tasted so good! 974 01:11:32,157 --> 01:11:33,941 - Any chance of a bit of blood? 975 01:11:33,985 --> 01:11:35,943 - Oh, would you look who it is! 976 01:11:35,987 --> 01:11:39,077 - Here you, you keep your grubby claws off my fella 977 01:11:39,120 --> 01:11:41,645 you little fuckin' cretin! - It's all right, love. 978 01:11:41,688 --> 01:11:43,318 - I'll box her head in! - Come on no, we'll go in. 979 01:11:43,342 --> 01:11:45,213 No, it's okay. - They're rotten things! 980 01:11:47,477 --> 01:11:48,477 Do you smell that? 981 01:11:54,658 --> 01:11:57,400 - Mother of God, she's AB negative. 982 01:11:57,443 --> 01:12:00,272 - One dabble of that and you're hooked. 983 01:12:02,361 --> 01:12:04,407 - She'll be great for the raffle later. 984 01:12:08,802 --> 01:12:10,630 - Excuse me, can I help you? 985 01:12:10,761 --> 01:12:12,850 - Would you come with us, please? 986 01:12:12,893 --> 01:12:14,939 There's a raffle we'd love you to take part in. 987 01:12:14,982 --> 01:12:17,376 - A raffle? Ah here, are you from the Lotto? 988 01:12:17,420 --> 01:12:19,683 I sent that scratch card in months ago! 989 01:12:19,726 --> 01:12:21,902 - Yeah, that's it, you're a winner! 990 01:12:21,946 --> 01:12:24,862 Congratulations! - Ma, wait. 991 01:12:26,037 --> 01:12:28,039 - Here, put them in the fridge! 992 01:12:28,082 --> 01:12:29,693 - They're a bunch of vampires. - Yeah, 993 01:12:29,736 --> 01:12:31,912 and they've been praying on me for years, 994 01:12:31,956 --> 01:12:33,436 and what is it you said? 995 01:12:33,479 --> 01:12:35,394 More chance of being hit by lightning? 996 01:12:35,438 --> 01:12:37,633 Well good job your poor aul mother didn't listen to you! 997 01:12:37,657 --> 01:12:38,658 Yeah! 998 01:12:39,442 --> 01:12:40,704 - Come on! 999 01:12:41,444 --> 01:12:43,620 Wait 'til you see what we have lined up for you. 1000 01:12:47,450 --> 01:12:48,451 Yoo-hoo! 1001 01:12:50,366 --> 01:12:53,499 She's raging. Here, is Marty presenting it? 1002 01:12:53,543 --> 01:12:55,545 Aw, I watch him every week, I love him. 1003 01:12:57,155 --> 01:12:59,287 - Just be glad it's not you, yeah? 1004 01:13:00,637 --> 01:13:02,029 See ya! 1005 01:13:06,469 --> 01:13:08,906 They took Ma, you have to help her. 1006 01:13:12,039 --> 01:13:14,390 - What are you doing, come on! - She all right? 1007 01:13:15,782 --> 01:13:17,305 - Listen Deco, 1008 01:13:17,349 --> 01:13:20,396 with your Ma out of the picture, we can inherit this house. 1009 01:13:20,918 --> 01:13:23,268 - Here, yeah, we talk about it later love. 1010 01:13:23,311 --> 01:13:24,574 Jaysus! 1011 01:13:24,617 --> 01:13:27,664 - Listen. Look at me. I know she's your ma, 1012 01:13:28,055 --> 01:13:30,971 but truth be told, she never gave a fuck about you. 1013 01:13:31,755 --> 01:13:34,671 I'm the one who cares about you, I'm your family now. 1014 01:13:37,848 --> 01:13:39,763 All right? - All right. 1015 01:13:41,808 --> 01:13:44,724 - Hello? Yeah, emergency services? 1016 01:13:46,639 --> 01:13:48,554 What're you doing, they're going to kill her! 1017 01:13:48,598 --> 01:13:50,077 - She never gave a fuck about me, 1018 01:13:50,121 --> 01:13:51,949 why should I care about her? 1019 01:13:52,253 --> 01:13:53,429 Stay where you are, 1020 01:13:53,472 --> 01:13:55,032 you'd only end up getting yourself hurt. 1021 01:13:56,997 --> 01:13:58,521 Just do as you're told. 1022 01:14:50,050 --> 01:14:51,051 - Wow! 1023 01:14:51,661 --> 01:14:53,837 - Jeez, I'm bleedin' parchin' now. 1024 01:14:56,187 --> 01:14:58,494 - Right, I'll go down and see 1025 01:14:58,537 --> 01:15:00,800 if there's anything left in that old bollocks, Henry. 1026 01:15:33,311 --> 01:15:36,532 See your stupid brother, he's gonna ruin everything! 1027 01:15:36,662 --> 01:15:39,665 Get dressed, we have to stop him from saving your Ma! 1028 01:15:39,796 --> 01:15:41,972 Come on, will you? Put your little willy away! 1029 01:15:42,189 --> 01:15:43,451 Fly after me! 1030 01:15:43,495 --> 01:15:44,888 - I already tried that. 1031 01:15:44,931 --> 01:15:46,367 - Not like me, pal. 1032 01:15:52,983 --> 01:15:54,201 - Ah! 1033 01:16:21,272 --> 01:16:22,273 Right. 1034 01:16:23,056 --> 01:16:24,449 Wait for me! 1035 01:16:32,675 --> 01:16:33,937 Right... 1036 01:17:03,619 --> 01:17:05,185 Aw, no... 1037 01:17:16,675 --> 01:17:18,242 Calling all taxi drivers. 1038 01:17:18,285 --> 01:17:21,375 We have a vampire situation in The Crypt Nightclub, 1039 01:17:21,419 --> 01:17:23,639 requesting immediate back-up, over. 1040 01:17:23,813 --> 01:17:26,685 - Sorry there son, I have a fare out to the airport. 1041 01:17:26,729 --> 01:17:28,034 I won't make it over. 1042 01:17:28,078 --> 01:17:29,209 Crypt club? 1043 01:17:29,253 --> 01:17:30,622 Sure that's on the other side of town, 1044 01:17:30,646 --> 01:17:32,604 not bursting me balls driving over there. 1045 01:17:32,648 --> 01:17:34,127 - Yeah, forget about it! 1046 01:17:42,440 --> 01:17:44,181 Make a hard left. 1047 01:18:05,419 --> 01:18:06,769 - Oh fuck. 1048 01:18:07,204 --> 01:18:08,422 Go away! 1049 01:18:10,468 --> 01:18:11,861 Fuck off! 1050 01:18:13,123 --> 01:18:14,864 Get off me motor, Natalie! 1051 01:18:38,888 --> 01:18:40,411 Please make a U-turn. 1052 01:18:42,761 --> 01:18:45,111 Listen Matt, forget about your Ma! 1053 01:18:45,459 --> 01:18:47,157 We can all live together. 1054 01:18:47,200 --> 01:18:49,115 Nobody absolutely wrecking your... 1055 01:18:55,556 --> 01:18:56,688 head. 1056 01:18:59,299 --> 01:19:00,997 Agh! 1057 01:19:07,830 --> 01:19:09,222 Go away, Natalie! 1058 01:19:10,354 --> 01:19:11,747 Go away! 1059 01:19:12,878 --> 01:19:14,314 Get off me, Natalie! 1060 01:20:32,871 --> 01:20:34,742 - Oh-oh-oh, perfect. 1061 01:20:36,440 --> 01:20:38,181 Couldn't write it. 1062 01:21:34,150 --> 01:21:35,891 - Sounds like it's lit in there! 1063 01:21:38,458 --> 01:21:39,938 - We appreciate your donation. 1064 01:21:54,779 --> 01:21:56,302 - Sorry, we're full tonight. 1065 01:21:56,520 --> 01:21:59,175 - I have friends in there, I have to see them. 1066 01:21:59,218 --> 01:22:00,872 - They don't want to see you! 1067 01:22:01,394 --> 01:22:03,048 - Ha, ha, ha! - Ha, ha, ha! 1068 01:22:03,092 --> 01:22:04,896 - Yeah, I get it, but I'm just gonna head on in. 1069 01:22:04,920 --> 01:22:06,965 Go that way again and see what happens, 1070 01:22:07,009 --> 01:22:08,793 go that way and see what happens. 1071 01:22:08,836 --> 01:22:10,099 - I'll just go this way. 1072 01:22:10,142 --> 01:22:11,535 Go that way and see what happens, 1073 01:22:11,578 --> 01:22:14,016 either way I have you covered in all corners, pal. 1074 01:22:14,059 --> 01:22:16,888 - Look, I'm cool! - I don't, I don't think 1075 01:22:16,932 --> 01:22:19,325 you're that cool, he doesn't think you're that cool, 1076 01:22:19,369 --> 01:22:21,284 I think you should get your little tiny legs 1077 01:22:21,327 --> 01:22:23,895 and go for a jog pal, yeah? That way. 1078 01:22:24,156 --> 01:22:26,202 - I just want to go in to my friend. 1079 01:22:26,245 --> 01:22:30,075 - Wow, going to just talk to the man, pretend I'm not even here?! 1080 01:22:30,119 --> 01:22:32,295 Do you know what I did to him last week? 1081 01:22:32,338 --> 01:22:34,340 He was in hospital because of this and this. 1082 01:22:34,601 --> 01:22:35,994 So talk to him again. 1083 01:22:37,604 --> 01:22:40,825 I'm only buzzing with you, go on in! 1084 01:22:40,868 --> 01:22:44,220 Ah, he's all right, go on, scared the shite out of him. 1085 01:22:44,350 --> 01:22:45,830 Enjoy the night. 1086 01:22:47,353 --> 01:22:49,007 He has no friends. 1087 01:23:14,946 --> 01:23:17,035 I know why you're here tonight. 1088 01:23:22,388 --> 01:23:23,607 Raffle tickets? 1089 01:23:23,650 --> 01:23:25,391 - Just the one, please. 1090 01:23:27,828 --> 01:23:29,047 Thank you. 1091 01:23:30,266 --> 01:23:35,488 - Greetings my children of the night! 1092 01:23:37,099 --> 01:23:41,842 Are you all ready to get wasted?! 1093 01:23:45,977 --> 01:23:49,633 Tonight, we have a very special prize! 1094 01:23:50,155 --> 01:23:54,203 This is a tasty little morsel to get the evening going. 1095 01:23:54,420 --> 01:24:00,470 And she is... AB negative! 1096 01:24:03,647 --> 01:24:07,172 And the winner is... 1097 01:24:07,912 --> 01:24:09,696 Red... 1098 01:24:10,001 --> 01:24:12,090 37! 1099 01:24:18,488 --> 01:24:21,056 Red 37, before it goes off? 1100 01:24:22,144 --> 01:24:24,929 Come on, we haven't got all night. 1101 01:24:25,930 --> 01:24:27,627 Red 37 anybody? 1102 01:24:28,846 --> 01:24:32,502 - I have it! - We have a winner! 1103 01:24:34,634 --> 01:24:35,983 - Yes! 1104 01:24:39,900 --> 01:24:42,990 - I think you should have her now before we all get thirsty. 1105 01:24:43,034 --> 01:24:44,644 - Yeah, I'm excited. 1106 01:24:48,735 --> 01:24:51,782 - Oh, yummy! - Get away from me neck! 1107 01:24:52,087 --> 01:24:55,568 - Ma, it's Matt. - I know it's fuckin' Matt! 1108 01:24:55,612 --> 01:24:58,397 Get a move on will ya, for fuck's sake! 1109 01:24:58,615 --> 01:25:00,530 Here, I have the ticket here, 1110 01:25:00,573 --> 01:25:02,880 that's the ticket! It's a fix it is! 1111 01:25:02,923 --> 01:25:04,923 I should be drinking that aul wan's blood, not him! 1112 01:25:05,230 --> 01:25:08,059 - Bloody raffle me hole! - Get up, go, go! 1113 01:25:08,103 --> 01:25:10,757 Get after them! 1114 01:25:14,196 --> 01:25:15,588 - Come on! 1115 01:25:15,719 --> 01:25:17,329 - Go, go, go, go, go! 1116 01:25:26,425 --> 01:25:28,079 - Ma, hurry up. - Oh Jesus. 1117 01:25:30,037 --> 01:25:31,691 Oh Jesus, Holy Mary Mother of God! 1118 01:25:33,824 --> 01:25:36,000 Go, go, go. 1119 01:26:08,902 --> 01:26:11,557 - Leave my son alone or I'll break you in half! 1120 01:26:11,688 --> 01:26:13,211 You should be ashamed of yourself, 1121 01:26:13,255 --> 01:26:15,039 a man of your age taking blood 1122 01:26:15,082 --> 01:26:17,128 that doesn't even belong to you! 1123 01:26:17,172 --> 01:26:18,695 - Get off me you fuckin' bitch! 1124 01:26:20,958 --> 01:26:23,308 - You stupid bleedin' vampire! 1125 01:26:37,279 --> 01:26:38,628 - He had that coming. 1126 01:26:42,284 --> 01:26:44,199 - Come on, go, go, go. 1127 01:26:46,679 --> 01:26:48,768 - Declan! Oh my God, look at you. 1128 01:26:49,291 --> 01:26:50,466 What's wrong with you? - What? 1129 01:26:50,509 --> 01:26:51,858 - Give us a look. 1130 01:26:52,032 --> 01:26:53,686 Oh no, are you a vampire? Oh my God, 1131 01:26:53,730 --> 01:26:55,490 you ought to be a bloody ashamed of yourself, 1132 01:26:55,514 --> 01:26:57,342 and look at him, he's pissed, he's pissed! 1133 01:26:57,386 --> 01:27:00,519 - No I'm not, I was pouring the booze all over the ground! 1134 01:27:01,303 --> 01:27:03,696 I have them here! The ringleaders. 1135 01:27:04,131 --> 01:27:05,220 - Deco? 1136 01:27:05,263 --> 01:27:06,482 - Look. 1137 01:27:12,575 --> 01:27:15,447 - Any day now, Deco. - Yeah, I'll get it in a second. 1138 01:27:16,970 --> 01:27:18,798 - Stop foostering with that fucking thing. 1139 01:27:31,768 --> 01:27:34,031 I always end up cleaning up after you. 1140 01:27:34,161 --> 01:27:36,425 - Jaysus Christ, I'm only after risking my life 1141 01:27:36,468 --> 01:27:38,620 and you're giving me grief. - Yeah well it's your fault 1142 01:27:38,644 --> 01:27:40,037 I'm here in the first place! 1143 01:27:40,080 --> 01:27:41,691 Everything that comes out of your mouth, 1144 01:27:41,734 --> 01:27:45,172 blame, blame, blame, blame him, blame her, 1145 01:27:45,216 --> 01:27:46,391 blame everybody, 1146 01:27:46,435 --> 01:27:48,611 you blame everybody but your bloody self! 1147 01:27:48,654 --> 01:27:51,048 - Can you stop? - Take a good look at yourself. 1148 01:27:51,091 --> 01:27:53,268 - You think I haven't looked at myself before, no?! 1149 01:27:53,311 --> 01:27:55,333 - Yeah well, you'd want to take a good look at yourself now, 1150 01:27:55,357 --> 01:27:57,881 I swear you had me up to there, it's your bleedin' fault! 1151 01:27:57,924 --> 01:27:59,250 - My ears are ringing, will you shut... 1152 01:27:59,274 --> 01:28:01,188 - I'll tell ya I'll pull the ears off you! 1153 01:28:01,232 --> 01:28:02,668 - I'm sure you will! - I will! 1154 01:28:02,712 --> 01:28:03,539 - Will you stop fighting?! 1155 01:28:03,582 --> 01:28:04,603 - Ever since you were five, 1156 01:28:04,627 --> 01:28:06,324 you were a waste of bleedin' space! 1157 01:28:06,368 --> 01:28:08,326 - Very fuckin' nice, Ma. Thank you. 1158 01:28:08,370 --> 01:28:09,849 - A bloody waste of space! 1159 01:28:09,893 --> 01:28:11,721 It's no wonder I'm on the tablets! 1160 01:28:11,764 --> 01:28:13,331 - Enough! 1161 01:28:13,505 --> 01:28:15,725 Will you both just stop! 1162 01:28:16,987 --> 01:28:18,347 Do you have any idea what it's like 1163 01:28:18,380 --> 01:28:20,077 to be in the middle of this? 1164 01:28:21,339 --> 01:28:23,689 Ma, stop calling him a waster. 1165 01:28:23,733 --> 01:28:26,736 - There ya go. - Deco, have some respect. 1166 01:28:27,171 --> 01:28:28,888 - Do you honestly think this is the right time 1167 01:28:28,912 --> 01:28:31,436 to be having this conversation? - Yeah, I do. 1168 01:28:31,480 --> 01:28:33,588 And we're taking it in turns cooking breakfast from now on... 1169 01:28:33,612 --> 01:28:35,875 - Ah no, no, I love your breakfast. 1170 01:28:35,919 --> 01:28:37,181 I always burn the breakfast, 1171 01:28:37,224 --> 01:28:38,419 like do you want to eat your breakfast like... 1172 01:28:38,443 --> 01:28:40,140 - It's something you'll have to work on. 1173 01:28:40,184 --> 01:28:43,318 And Deco, if you rob from my store again, I'm reporting you. 1174 01:28:43,927 --> 01:28:46,843 And I'm taking my room back. Every inch of it. 1175 01:28:49,062 --> 01:28:50,237 Now shake hands. 1176 01:28:53,806 --> 01:28:54,981 Come on! 1177 01:29:06,384 --> 01:29:08,081 Okay, now I think we should run. 1178 01:29:08,734 --> 01:29:09,909 - Oh. 1179 01:29:16,046 --> 01:29:17,787 - Oh, oh God! 1180 01:29:21,094 --> 01:29:22,574 - Go up the top, there's an exit! 1181 01:29:22,618 --> 01:29:25,185 - Are you sure you'll be okay?! - I'll stay and help Deco! 1182 01:29:25,229 --> 01:29:27,536 - Right, I'll get home so, I'll stick you a fry on! 1183 01:29:27,579 --> 01:29:28,928 I'll say a prayer for you! 1184 01:29:28,972 --> 01:29:32,236 - Need more than a prayer! - Let's go, let's go! 1185 01:29:33,977 --> 01:29:35,413 - Come in and close it! 1186 01:29:39,591 --> 01:29:41,158 - Yeah! 1187 01:29:42,333 --> 01:29:43,508 - Deco! 1188 01:29:44,422 --> 01:29:46,511 - Agh, me face! 1189 01:29:52,212 --> 01:29:54,171 What are you doing?! 1190 01:30:20,893 --> 01:30:23,113 - I thought I recognized that fat head! 1191 01:30:23,156 --> 01:30:24,462 - Oh yeah? 1192 01:30:29,380 --> 01:30:30,468 - Get away from him! 1193 01:30:38,041 --> 01:30:39,346 - Deco? 1194 01:30:42,654 --> 01:30:43,960 Deco?! 1195 01:30:48,051 --> 01:30:49,792 - You're a disgrace! 1196 01:30:49,835 --> 01:30:51,794 Betraying your own kind. 1197 01:31:23,303 --> 01:31:27,264 - What a pathetic little pint-sized weed you are. 1198 01:31:27,307 --> 01:31:29,614 You're gonna be a great little helper for us! 1199 01:31:29,832 --> 01:31:31,703 Like Henry, you're nothing! 1200 01:31:31,834 --> 01:31:34,489 He doesn't have a patch on me, son. 1201 01:31:34,750 --> 01:31:37,100 Go on, are you gonna cry to your Mammy now? 1202 01:31:37,143 --> 01:31:38,580 - No! - That's right. 1203 01:31:38,623 --> 01:31:40,625 'Cause I'm gonna drink her blood 1204 01:31:40,669 --> 01:31:44,020 right after I drink yours! 1205 01:31:48,677 --> 01:31:51,549 It's garlic! It burns! 1206 01:31:56,162 --> 01:31:57,381 - Yeah? 1207 01:31:57,990 --> 01:31:59,165 - Do it! 1208 01:32:23,929 --> 01:32:25,540 - Go over there, go over there. 1209 01:32:30,849 --> 01:32:32,242 - Any way out?! 1210 01:32:32,938 --> 01:32:33,939 - No. 1211 01:32:34,592 --> 01:32:35,592 - We're trapped. 1212 01:32:37,943 --> 01:32:39,858 - I'm sorry for being a crap brother. 1213 01:32:40,729 --> 01:32:42,731 - You weren't much of a vampire, either. 1214 01:33:09,801 --> 01:33:11,020 You done it! 1215 01:33:11,411 --> 01:33:14,371 Oh my God, you done it, Deco! 1216 01:33:14,414 --> 01:33:17,374 - I bleedin' done it! - I knew you could, I said it. 1217 01:33:24,686 --> 01:33:26,078 - Ah, fuck. 1218 01:33:31,954 --> 01:33:33,869 - Woo! - Holy God. 1219 01:33:33,912 --> 01:33:35,697 - It's like Ma's breakfast, ya know! 1220 01:33:35,740 --> 01:33:37,873 - Like an action movie. 1221 01:33:43,008 --> 01:33:46,925 I finally got me wings! - Unbelievable! 1222 01:33:46,969 --> 01:33:49,058 - You're a hefty bastard! 1223 01:33:49,406 --> 01:33:50,842 - It's all muscle. 1224 01:33:51,843 --> 01:33:53,366 - Say hello, Matt. 1225 01:33:53,410 --> 01:33:55,020 - Hello! 1226 01:33:56,282 --> 01:33:58,850 You'd hate to be walking though, wouldn't you? 1227 01:34:00,547 --> 01:34:02,811 - Ready to go for a dip, watch it! 1228 01:34:06,510 --> 01:34:09,252 Watch out for the bridge! - No really, watch out for it. 1229 01:34:09,295 --> 01:34:10,949 - Whoa! 1230 01:34:12,124 --> 01:34:14,692 Whoa, just about. 1231 01:34:14,910 --> 01:34:16,912 - You done the bleedin' splits! 1232 01:34:17,216 --> 01:34:19,175 Nearly took the balls off me. 1233 01:34:22,439 --> 01:34:24,484 Right come on, take us home there. 1234 01:34:24,528 --> 01:34:26,922 - Here we go, sharp turn. 1235 01:34:34,016 --> 01:34:35,278 Down we go. 1236 01:34:35,844 --> 01:34:38,368 - Thank you for flying with Deco Airlines. 1237 01:34:38,890 --> 01:34:40,805 - Whoa! - Whoa! 1238 01:34:42,241 --> 01:34:43,721 - I told ya you could do it, Deco, 1239 01:34:43,765 --> 01:34:45,897 - You'd get a clap for that landing, wouldn't you? 1240 01:34:45,941 --> 01:34:48,508 - I told ya you could do it, you were farting all day! 1241 01:34:48,552 --> 01:34:50,423 - I nearly bleedin' hurt me hole in the Spire! 1242 01:34:50,467 --> 01:34:52,817 - I know, did you see me dodge the bridge doing the splits? 1243 01:34:52,861 --> 01:34:54,906 - I thought you were a goner! 1244 01:34:55,037 --> 01:34:56,734 Oh my God... 1245 01:34:58,649 --> 01:35:00,738 - You're me best mate, Deco, what are you? 1246 01:35:02,044 --> 01:35:03,567 - Your best mate. 1247 01:35:05,047 --> 01:35:08,006 - Oh my God, thank God you're back! 1248 01:35:08,398 --> 01:35:10,443 - Are you okay? - Oh yes, I'm okay! 1249 01:35:10,748 --> 01:35:12,228 Are you okay? - I'm all good, yeah. 1250 01:35:12,271 --> 01:35:13,838 - Aw, good. 1251 01:35:14,447 --> 01:35:15,797 Deco... 1252 01:35:22,281 --> 01:35:24,196 Do you want to come in? 1253 01:35:27,678 --> 01:35:29,158 - Yeah. 1254 01:35:30,246 --> 01:35:32,030 - Only for a cup of tea now. 1255 01:35:33,423 --> 01:35:34,903 - Uh-uh. 1256 01:36:44,146 --> 01:36:45,495 Deco? 1257 01:36:45,712 --> 01:36:47,845 - Ah, how are ya pal? Can you hear me? 1258 01:36:47,889 --> 01:36:49,325 - Yeah, I can year ya. 1259 01:36:49,368 --> 01:36:51,980 - How are ya gettin' on? - Grand yeah, you? 1260 01:36:52,023 --> 01:36:53,303 - Ah well, to be honest with you, 1261 01:36:53,329 --> 01:36:54,460 I wanted to ask ya... 1262 01:36:54,504 --> 01:36:57,550 I'm after gettin' me new coffin, look. 1263 01:36:59,030 --> 01:37:01,990 - Jaysus, yeah. - Size of the bleedin' thing! 1264 01:37:02,033 --> 01:37:04,557 I fit in it though, I've already lied down on it. 1265 01:37:04,688 --> 01:37:06,908 Yeah, I've been sleeping in the wardrobe, 1266 01:37:06,951 --> 01:37:08,561 one on of the hangers. 1267 01:37:08,866 --> 01:37:11,477 Come here, this is all in a different language, 1268 01:37:11,521 --> 01:37:12,957 I don't understand shite. 1269 01:37:13,001 --> 01:37:14,916 - It has to have an English version on it. 1270 01:37:14,959 --> 01:37:16,874 - That's the one I don't understand. 1271 01:37:16,918 --> 01:37:19,224 It's just pictures, usually that's better for me... 1272 01:37:19,268 --> 01:37:20,965 - Yeah, show us the pictures. 1273 01:37:21,531 --> 01:37:23,098 We'll work it out from that. 1274 01:37:24,795 --> 01:37:26,884 - Can you see that? - Yeah, so see the way they have 1275 01:37:26,928 --> 01:37:29,147 labels on them; one, two, three, four... 1276 01:37:29,191 --> 01:37:31,846 - Five, six, seven, eight. - That's it! 1277 01:37:31,889 --> 01:37:33,499 How's you anyway, how's things? 1278 01:37:33,543 --> 01:37:35,327 Here, what's the story with this coffin? 1279 01:37:35,371 --> 01:37:36,870 Doesn't look like you've done anything. 1280 01:37:36,894 --> 01:37:38,176 Have you just been soddin' around here 1281 01:37:38,200 --> 01:37:40,506 playing with yourself? - No, I'm talking to... 1282 01:37:40,550 --> 01:37:43,988 - Alright! Alright, Natalie? - Oh my God! Heya, Matt! 1283 01:37:44,032 --> 01:37:45,860 - What's the story? - What's the story? 1284 01:37:45,903 --> 01:37:47,209 Oh my God, you're lookin' well. 1285 01:37:47,252 --> 01:37:49,385 - This is a great reunion Deco, isn't it? 1286 01:37:49,428 --> 01:37:50,647 - Yeah, yeah. 1287 01:37:50,690 --> 01:37:52,344 - Here, look me neck, you little bastard. 1288 01:37:52,388 --> 01:37:53,519 Aw, stop. 1289 01:37:53,563 --> 01:37:56,087 - Oh my God, it's actually killing me. 1290 01:37:56,131 --> 01:37:58,873 - I'm surprised to see you here Natalie, you know that? 1291 01:37:58,916 --> 01:38:01,353 - Here look, we better go anyways. 1292 01:38:01,397 --> 01:38:04,139 So, good chatting to you Matt... 1293 01:38:04,182 --> 01:38:06,271 I'll see you soon Deco, yeah? 1294 01:38:06,315 --> 01:38:08,665 - I'll take a photo in the coffin when it's done, yeah? 1295 01:38:08,708 --> 01:38:10,232 Yeah, do, yeah. 1296 01:38:12,408 --> 01:38:14,758 Alright go on, take it easy pal, love you brother. 1297 01:38:14,801 --> 01:38:16,194 See ya! 87706