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And now, ladies and gentlemen,
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if you will observe closely, please,
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I shall endeavor
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to make the packet of cigarettes
magically reappear.
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Hocus...
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pocus...
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dominocus.
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(whistles)
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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That's very good.
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Fine, Fred. That's fine.
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What a talent.
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And now, ladies and gentlemen,
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for my next trick...
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Oh, not another one.
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Oh, Fred, you've been on an hour.
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That's 70 minutes too long.
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Well, if you're going to take that
attitude
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I won't show you my next trick.
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That's Great.
Fine.
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That's good, Fred, because I got a
lot of work to do...
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This next demonstration is known
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as Mystifying Mertz's handcuff
escape.
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And you're going to have to beg me
before I do it.
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Oh, please, Fred.
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Well, well, well, if you're going to
say please,
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okay, I'll do it.
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It'll only take a second.
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You have to be a volunteer from the
audience.
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This is the most mystifying bit
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of prestidigitation in my entire
repertoire,
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and I shall need a volunteer.
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I'm here.
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Well, well, there's a very beautiful
young lady.
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Now I'm going to ask you to look at
these
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and see that they are securely locked
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and that it will be impossible for
you to remove them.
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Very funny.
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I'm sorry, Fred.
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I didn't mean to spoil...
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I'm coming, Houdini.
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Listen, Ethel, I hope I didn't hurt
his feelings.
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Hurt his feelings?
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Listen, I've seen him do those magic
tricks
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a hundred times.
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This is the best audience he ever
had.
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We didn't intend to stay all
afternoon.
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See you later.
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That's all right.
Bye-bye, dear.
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Bye, Ethel.
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Oh, poor Fred.
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What do you mean, poor Fred?
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Poor us.
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I'm certainly glad they finally left.
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I got a lot of work to do this
afternoon.
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You have? I thought you were just
saying that to get rid of Fred.
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No, I got to learn my part for this
television show.
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Oh, honey, you've got a lot of time
for that.
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That doesn't go on till tomorrow.
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I know, but the rehearsal is tonight.
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Well, I'll just clean things up
then...
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Tonight?
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Yeah.
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But, Ricky, tonight is Monday.
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You were going to take me to a movie
and dinner.
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I was?
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Well, I didn't tell you about it yet,
but you were.
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Gee whiz, Ricky, you only get one
night off a week.
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Well, honey, that's why they're
having the rehearsal tonight--
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so I can be there.
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I'm very important to the show.
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Well, you're very important to me,
too.
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Gee, I never get to see you anymore.
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Well, honey, I'll take you to dinner
and a movie
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some other night, huh.
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You've been saying that for a long
time.
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You know how long it's been since
I've seen a movie?
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How long?
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Well, I can't remember the title,
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but there was a guy named Ben that
won a chariot race.
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I understand they have pictures with
sound now.
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Never mind that.
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Well, it makes me mad.
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We never get to go out together.
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Well, honey, I promise
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that I'll keep Mondays for you from
now on.
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Well, you better.
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I'll see what Ethel's doing tonight.
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Okay, honey.
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Hmm.
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Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
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Hey.
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What's this? Hey!
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What happened?
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(laughing)
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What are you doing?
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I'm going to use these on you every
Monday
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and then you can't get away from me.
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Oh, honey, you know I'm not trying
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to find ways to get away from you.
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I know, and I love you.
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Well, I love you, too...
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Oh!
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How do you get these things off?
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Well, I'll show you.
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Hocus-pocus dominocus!
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Gee, that's funny.
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When Fred had them on
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I just jiggled them and they fell
off.
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Hocus-pocus dominocus!
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Ooh.
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Let me try it.
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Hocus-pocus...
whatever it is.
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Ow!
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Gee, Mertz is more mystifying
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than I thought.
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I better call him, honey.
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Whoop!
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Ow!
Sorry, honey.
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Fred isn't home-- he went down to the
corner.
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Ethel and I got these out of his
trunk.
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Well, come on, let's call Ethel, huh?
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Yeah.
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I'll dial.
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Hey! Hey, Lucy, don't put those...
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Uh-oh.
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We're too late.
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Too late for what?
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Um...
RICKY: Too late for what?
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Uh, Fred, uh...
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Too late for what?
What is it?
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Those are not the trick handcuffs.
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What?
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These are the trick handcuffs.
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I took them down to the barbershop to
show the boys.
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Oh, great.
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Well, any idiot should have seen the
difference.
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Almost any idiot.
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Well, isn't there any way you can get
these things unlocked?
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Sure. You open them with a key.
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Well, what are you waiting for?
Where's the key?
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I never had one.
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Those are old Civil War handcuffs.
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Civil War?!
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Civil war?!
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Have you been saving them ever since
then?
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Never mind.
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They were given to me when I did a
police benefit,
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and that was way back in 1919.
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Oh, no.
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Well, genius, what now?
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Are we going to go through life like
this?
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Now, honey, remember.
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When we were married,
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you wanted to be joined together in
matrimony.
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And as I recall, it was "till death
do us part."
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Yeah, that's right.
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That event is about to take place
right now.
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Now, Ricky!
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Hey, hey, wait a minute.
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We can fix this whole thing with one
phone call.
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What do you mean?
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Well, there is such a thing as a
locksmith.
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Of course.
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Now wait a minute.
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I'll do it.
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I'll get the locksmith.
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I'll do it!
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Here, "L".
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I got him.
I got him.
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Here they are.
Right there.
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Here it is.
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Here's a fellow right near here on
First Avenue.
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Well, he won't be at the store this
late.
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Call his home.
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Well, let's see if they got his...
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Yeah. Here's his home number.
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What's the number?
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Well, I lost my place now.
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Here. Here it is.
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Hey, what time is it?
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8:30. I got to be down at the
television rehearsal.
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Don't worry, I'll have him meet us
down there.
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Oh, no, I'm not going to go down
there like this.
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I'll just have to call and tell them
I'll be late.
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Gee, I don't think he's home.
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Hello? Are you the locksmith?
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Well, this is Mrs. Ricky Ricardo
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at 623 East 68th street.
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Yes. Uh, by accident,
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my husband and I got handcuffed
together,
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and we'd like you to come over
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and take them off for us.
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No, we didn't escape from jail.
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It was an...
it was an accident.
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But wait a minute.
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That's too late.
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Wait a minute!
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Oh.
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He won't come until morning.
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Well, never mind.
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There's a whole page full of
locksmiths here.
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Here's another character--
Pennsylvania 60599.
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Look now, Ricky, I can't help it
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if there isn't a locksmith in New
York City
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that will come over here tonight.
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Can't help it.
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Estas loca completamente.
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(speaking Spanish)
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All right, all right, all right!
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Here. Cut my arm off and go to
rehearsal.
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Never mind that.
It's too late.
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Let's go to bed.
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Come on.
All right.
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I'm sorry.
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Well, look, now let's not lose our
tempers.
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Let's get organized.
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Now, first, let's get undressed.
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Okay. All right.
All right.
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After you.
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Thank you.
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Well, it takes women a little longer
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to get undressed.
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Well?
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Well, now, there must be a way out of
this.
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Now just a minute.
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Come here.
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Wait a minute!
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That's a new suit.
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Well, it's either that
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or we're going to have to sleep in
our clothes all night.
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Well, then, we'll have to sleep in
our clothes all night.
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I'm not going to ruin a new suit.
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Okay.
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Now let me see.
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Well...
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let's at least take our shoes off,
huh?
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All right.
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Ah! Don't tickle my feet!
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I didn't mean...
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Okay?
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Yeah.
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Let's go to bed.
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Oh, Ricky!
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Cut it out, will you?
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Well, you did it, too.
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All right, wait a minute, wait a
minute.
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Let me figure it out.
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Now let's turn around.
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Let's turn around.
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No, not there.
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Turn over here
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and climb into bed from the end.
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No. That's no good.
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Then we'll be on the wrong side.
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I want to sleep where I usually do.
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All right. Crawl around.
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There you are.
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(grunting)
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Oh...
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Good night, dear.
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Good night, honey.
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Ricky?
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What?
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I can't sleep on my back.
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Well, try it!
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All right.
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No, I can't do it.
272
00:11:36,178 --> 00:11:37,513
Let's trade places.
273
00:11:37,513 --> 00:11:39,465
Okay.
274
00:11:43,969 --> 00:11:45,971
Well, you come around this way.
275
00:11:45,971 --> 00:11:48,474
I'll go around the other way.
276
00:11:50,976 --> 00:11:52,478
There we are.
277
00:11:54,980 --> 00:11:56,482
Ah, good night, dear.
278
00:11:56,482 --> 00:11:57,983
Good night.
279
00:12:02,121 --> 00:12:03,622
Ricky?
280
00:12:03,622 --> 00:12:05,124
What?
281
00:12:05,124 --> 00:12:07,460
I can't sleep this way either.
282
00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:08,661
Why not?
283
00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:10,629
Because I want to sleep
284
00:12:10,629 --> 00:12:13,416
in my own bed and on my stomach.
285
00:12:13,416 --> 00:12:15,217
That's impossible.
286
00:12:15,217 --> 00:12:17,470
Well, you're doing it.
287
00:12:22,725 --> 00:12:23,726
What are you talking about?
288
00:12:23,726 --> 00:12:25,728
Well, if there was only some way
289
00:12:25,728 --> 00:12:27,730
we could get on the other side of
each other.
290
00:12:28,230 --> 00:12:29,732
Come here, I think I can figure it
out.
291
00:12:30,232 --> 00:12:32,234
Wait a minute, let me put the light
on.
292
00:12:33,235 --> 00:12:34,737
Now, look...
Yeah?
293
00:12:34,737 --> 00:12:36,238
Now just stand here a minute.
294
00:12:36,238 --> 00:12:38,240
Now let me figure something out.
295
00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:39,241
Yeah.
296
00:12:39,241 --> 00:12:41,076
Yeah. Yeah, that will do it.
297
00:12:41,076 --> 00:12:42,995
Now hold still.
298
00:12:42,995 --> 00:12:44,497
All right.
299
00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:45,998
Hey, wait a minute!
300
00:12:45,998 --> 00:12:47,249
Now wait.
301
00:12:51,837 --> 00:12:53,672
Hey!
302
00:12:56,175 --> 00:12:58,177
What are you doing?
303
00:12:58,177 --> 00:12:59,178
Wait!
304
00:13:35,464 --> 00:13:36,966
No!
305
00:13:40,636 --> 00:13:42,638
I'll give you five dollars
306
00:13:42,638 --> 00:13:44,974
if you can get out of this one.
307
00:13:47,893 --> 00:13:49,895
What are you doing?
308
00:13:55,901 --> 00:13:57,903
There. Look. See?
309
00:13:57,903 --> 00:13:59,405
See? I'm here.
310
00:13:59,905 --> 00:14:01,907
That's just the right way
311
00:14:01,907 --> 00:14:02,908
that we started from.
312
00:14:03,409 --> 00:14:05,411
You were there, and I was here.
313
00:14:05,411 --> 00:14:07,913
Now let me get it straight.
314
00:14:07,913 --> 00:14:12,618
You want to sleep on your stomach in
your bed.
315
00:14:12,618 --> 00:14:13,919
Right.
316
00:14:13,919 --> 00:14:15,304
Right? Okay.
317
00:14:16,805 --> 00:14:18,307
Oye, que pesada estas.
318
00:14:18,807 --> 00:14:20,809
Eleven years marriage, 22 pounds.
319
00:14:20,809 --> 00:14:22,311
Oh!
320
00:14:24,313 --> 00:14:26,065
There.
321
00:14:26,065 --> 00:14:28,067
Ow!
322
00:14:28,067 --> 00:14:29,568
There you are.
323
00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:46,635
Lucy, are you up yet?
324
00:14:46,635 --> 00:14:48,637
LUCY: I'll be right there.
325
00:14:48,637 --> 00:14:50,639
Just sit down, Mr. Walters.
326
00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:52,641
They'll be here in just a minute.
327
00:14:52,641 --> 00:14:54,143
All righty.
328
00:15:00,683 --> 00:15:02,184
My goodness!
329
00:15:02,184 --> 00:15:04,653
This is Mr. Walters, the locksmith.
330
00:15:04,653 --> 00:15:06,906
Mr. Walters, Mr. And Mrs. Ricardo.
331
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,190
How do you do?
332
00:15:08,190 --> 00:15:09,191
Uh, well...
333
00:15:09,692 --> 00:15:11,694
I'm certainly glad to see you.
334
00:15:11,694 --> 00:15:12,695
Yes, I imagine you are.
335
00:15:13,195 --> 00:15:15,197
My, my, that is an old pair, all
right.
336
00:15:15,698 --> 00:15:18,701
They don't make them anymore, you
know.
337
00:15:18,701 --> 00:15:20,202
Yeah, we know, we know.
338
00:15:20,202 --> 00:15:23,205
What museum did you steal them from?
339
00:15:23,706 --> 00:15:25,958
Uh, Mr. Walters,
340
00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:27,843
you can get them off, can't you?
341
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:30,346
Oh, yes, I think so, Mrs. Ricardo.
342
00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:31,847
I, uh...
343
00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:32,848
Ricardo?
344
00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:35,851
Say, you any relation to that
bandleader
345
00:15:35,851 --> 00:15:36,852
that Ricky Ricardo?
346
00:15:36,852 --> 00:15:39,638
Yes. He's a close relative-- very
close.
347
00:15:39,638 --> 00:15:41,557
Oh, I recognize you now.
348
00:15:41,557 --> 00:15:44,059
You are Ricky Ricardo, aren't you?
349
00:15:44,059 --> 00:15:45,561
Yeah, that's right.
350
00:15:45,561 --> 00:15:46,562
Well, imagine that.
351
00:15:46,562 --> 00:15:48,063
Me and the missus
352
00:15:48,063 --> 00:15:50,065
went to your Tipicany Nightclub
353
00:15:50,065 --> 00:15:52,067
on our 40th wedding anniversary.
354
00:15:52,067 --> 00:15:54,069
Saw you do that thing with the drum--
355
00:15:54,570 --> 00:15:57,072
that, uh... that, uh...
Bobolink number.
356
00:15:57,573 --> 00:15:58,574
"Babaloo."
357
00:15:58,574 --> 00:16:00,075
Yeah, that's what I said.
358
00:16:00,075 --> 00:16:02,578
Oh, say, wait till I tell the missus.
359
00:16:02,578 --> 00:16:04,079
She'll never believe me.
360
00:16:04,079 --> 00:16:06,582
Look, would you give me your
autograph
361
00:16:06,582 --> 00:16:08,584
so that she'll know that I was here?
362
00:16:08,584 --> 00:16:10,085
Just make it out to Abigail.
363
00:16:10,586 --> 00:16:11,587
Abigail?
Abigail, yes.
364
00:16:11,587 --> 00:16:13,088
Oh, she buys all your records.
365
00:16:13,088 --> 00:16:15,591
She's played that Bobolink number
366
00:16:15,591 --> 00:16:17,092
a million times, I'll bet you.
367
00:16:17,092 --> 00:16:19,595
Told her I was going to get her a
drum for Christmas.
368
00:16:19,595 --> 00:16:20,596
Sweet, sweet.
369
00:16:20,596 --> 00:16:21,597
Oh, she likes you.
370
00:16:22,097 --> 00:16:22,848
Sweet, sweet.
371
00:16:22,848 --> 00:16:24,183
She would rather hear...
372
00:16:24,683 --> 00:16:25,184
Uh, Mr. Walters, the handcuffs?
373
00:16:25,684 --> 00:16:26,685
Oh. Oh, yes, yes.
374
00:16:26,685 --> 00:16:31,156
You know, I'm probably the only
locksmith in America
375
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:33,659
that has a key to fit these.
376
00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:35,160
Yes, sir.
377
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:37,663
Now, let's see here.
378
00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:40,666
See what we got.
379
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,618
Uh-huh.
380
00:16:42,618 --> 00:16:46,622
You know, I always had a hankering
for show business.
381
00:16:46,622 --> 00:16:48,624
No.
382
00:16:48,624 --> 00:16:53,128
Won an amateur dance contest once.
383
00:16:53,128 --> 00:16:55,130
No.
384
00:16:55,130 --> 00:16:57,132
My friends all said
385
00:16:57,132 --> 00:17:00,135
that I'd make another Freddie
Astaire.
386
00:17:00,135 --> 00:17:01,637
No.
387
00:17:01,637 --> 00:17:04,640
But what with one thing and another
388
00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:08,143
I finally drifted into the locksmith
game.
389
00:17:08,143 --> 00:17:09,645
No.
390
00:17:10,145 --> 00:17:11,647
But I always figured
391
00:17:12,147 --> 00:17:14,650
that I missed my real calling.
392
00:17:15,150 --> 00:17:16,735
No.
393
00:17:16,735 --> 00:17:17,736
But who knows.
394
00:17:17,736 --> 00:17:19,238
What with...
395
00:17:19,238 --> 00:17:22,241
one of these days with television and
all
396
00:17:22,241 --> 00:17:25,244
I may still get my real break.
397
00:17:25,244 --> 00:17:26,245
No.
398
00:17:28,247 --> 00:17:29,748
None of these fit.
399
00:17:30,249 --> 00:17:32,251
Look, couldn't you file them off?
400
00:17:32,251 --> 00:17:34,253
Oh, no.
That's tempered steel.
401
00:17:34,253 --> 00:17:37,256
You wouldn't want to go through that,
son.
402
00:17:37,256 --> 00:17:38,257
Say, I'll tell you what.
403
00:17:38,757 --> 00:17:41,760
I got a collection of real old
handcuff keys at home--
404
00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:43,762
the only one in existence.
405
00:17:43,762 --> 00:17:45,764
My grandfather started me on it.
406
00:17:45,764 --> 00:17:47,766
Yes, grandy used to say, "Son..."
407
00:17:47,766 --> 00:17:50,652
He called me son even though I was
his grandson, and...
408
00:17:50,652 --> 00:17:54,106
Oh, um... I'll dash on home.
409
00:17:56,108 --> 00:17:57,609
How long will it take?
410
00:17:57,609 --> 00:18:00,446
Oh, I can easily make it in two
hours.
411
00:18:00,446 --> 00:18:01,864
Two hours?!
Two hours?!
412
00:18:02,364 --> 00:18:03,198
Where do you live?
413
00:18:03,198 --> 00:18:04,166
Yonkers.
414
00:18:30,058 --> 00:18:31,944
Oh, I wonder where that locksmith
could be.
415
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,445
He's been gone five hours.
416
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,948
He would be the only one with the
key.
417
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,449
Well, he'd better hurry up.
418
00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:39,318
I'm going to miss the television show
now.
419
00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:40,786
(telephone ringing)
420
00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:42,287
Come on.
421
00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:44,323
Hello? Mr. Walters?
422
00:18:44,323 --> 00:18:46,625
Well, what happened?
What happened?
423
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:48,127
Oh, no!
424
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,628
What happened?
425
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:51,630
Well, look, Mr. Walters, don't come
to the apartment.
426
00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:52,631
What happened?
Wait a minute, will you.
427
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,634
Mr. Walters, don't come to the
apartment.
428
00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:58,137
No. Look, go to Television Center,
Studio A.
429
00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,638
Studio A.
430
00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:01,640
Meet us there right away, please.
431
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,642
I'm on the air in one hour.
432
00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:04,643
Don't forget now.
433
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:06,645
Better be there.
All right, good-bye.
434
00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:07,980
What happened?
435
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,232
He had a little trouble getting the
key
436
00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:11,233
and guess why.
Why?
437
00:19:11,733 --> 00:19:13,235
He locked himself out of his house.
438
00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:15,237
Oh.
439
00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:17,156
Come on, will you?
440
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,657
Oh, honey!
441
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:19,741
Sorry.
442
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:38,010
Wait a minute.
Oh.
443
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,511
How you doing?
444
00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:41,013
I haven't made a dent.
445
00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:43,515
Oh. I hope the locksmith gets here
quick.
446
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:46,518
Does the producer know about these
handcuffs?
447
00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:48,020
Nobody saw you come in.
448
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,521
(knocking)
Yeah?
449
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:51,523
MAN: Mr. Ricardo, you're on in two
minutes.
450
00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:53,025
Oh, we might as well tell him.
451
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:54,026
We'll never make it in time.
452
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:56,028
Oh, you can't do that.
The producer will kill me.
453
00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:57,529
You'll never work this show again.
454
00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,032
Well, I don't care if I ever work
this show again.
455
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:02,034
You don't think I'm going to go on
television
456
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,035
handcuffed to her, do you?
457
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,036
As your agent, I say go on.
458
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,537
Well, as myself, I say no.
459
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,039
Do I get a vote?
460
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,040
No!
No!
461
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,041
All right.
462
00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:11,543
Are you going to cancel, or shall I?
463
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:13,045
You cancel your 90%.
464
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:15,047
My 10% goes on.
465
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,048
You might as well go on, Ricky.
466
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:18,550
They'll find out why you're
canceling.
467
00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:20,052
It'll be in the papers.
Oh...
468
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:22,054
Get on stage, Mr. Ricardo.
469
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:24,556
All right, all right, we're coming.
470
00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:26,058
Well, come on, will you?
471
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:28,427
I got a wife and two kids.
472
00:20:28,427 --> 00:20:29,895
All right, come on.
473
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:31,897
Come on, honey.
474
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:33,732
Now, listen.
475
00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:36,652
You stand behind me as much as you
can.
476
00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:38,654
No funny stuff now, understand?
477
00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:39,905
Yes, sir.
478
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:40,739
All right.
479
00:20:42,107 --> 00:20:44,576
(applause)
480
00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:46,578
Thank you.
481
00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:48,413
Thank you, thank you.
482
00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:52,251
And now, ladies and gentlemen, that
well-known bandleader
483
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:55,754
who is currently appearing at the
Tropicana Nightclub,
484
00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:56,755
Ricky Ricardo!
485
00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:58,674
(applause)
486
00:21:03,045 --> 00:21:05,547
Well...
487
00:21:05,547 --> 00:21:07,049
Hello, Ricky.
488
00:21:07,049 --> 00:21:09,051
How are you?
489
00:21:17,559 --> 00:21:19,561
Well, it's certainly very, very nice
490
00:21:20,062 --> 00:21:22,064
to have you on the show with us.
491
00:21:22,064 --> 00:21:24,566
Well, it's very nice to be here.
492
00:21:24,566 --> 00:21:26,568
Tell me, Ricky, what's new with you?
493
00:21:27,069 --> 00:21:29,821
I hear you've made some exciting
records lately.
494
00:21:29,821 --> 00:21:31,707
Well, uh...
495
00:21:36,211 --> 00:21:39,214
Well, they-they've been going,
they've been going pretty well.
496
00:21:39,214 --> 00:21:42,134
Oh, isn't he modest, folks?
497
00:21:47,005 --> 00:21:49,308
Oh, Ricky, would you, would you tell
us
498
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,727
some of the names of the records?
499
00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:53,228
Some of the names?
500
00:21:53,228 --> 00:21:54,229
Yes.
501
00:21:54,229 --> 00:21:56,231
Well, now, let me see...
502
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,822
uh...
503
00:22:03,822 --> 00:22:05,324
"Yucatan."
504
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:06,825
Uh-huh.
505
00:22:06,825 --> 00:22:08,827
And, uh...
506
00:22:08,827 --> 00:22:10,829
uh...
507
00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:13,832
"Sinaloa."
508
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:15,334
Oh, yes.
509
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:17,836
And now let me think...
510
00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:21,707
"In Santiago, Chile."
511
00:22:21,707 --> 00:22:25,210
Oh. Would you sing "Santiago, Chile"
for us?
512
00:22:25,210 --> 00:22:27,012
Well...
How about it, folks?
513
00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:28,797
(applause)
514
00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:34,353
Okay, boys, hit it.
515
00:22:35,937 --> 00:22:37,806
(band playing calypso)
516
00:22:41,309 --> 00:22:42,811
Santiago, Chile
517
00:22:42,811 --> 00:22:44,312
Ain't chilly at all
518
00:22:44,312 --> 00:22:47,315
Pay a señorita a sociable call
519
00:22:47,816 --> 00:22:49,317
Her folks are very friendly
520
00:22:49,818 --> 00:22:50,819
They stick around close
521
00:22:50,819 --> 00:22:52,320
From your first "how do you do?"
522
00:22:52,821 --> 00:22:53,822
Till your last "adios"
523
00:22:54,322 --> 00:22:57,325
Santiago, Chile, the fantasy's yours
524
00:22:57,325 --> 00:22:58,827
Sets your heart burning
525
00:22:59,327 --> 00:23:00,829
The temperature soars
526
00:23:00,829 --> 00:23:02,330
So take a friendly warning
527
00:23:02,330 --> 00:23:03,832
And cool down the flame
528
00:23:03,832 --> 00:23:07,085
Unless you want the lady to take your
name
529
00:23:07,085 --> 00:23:08,470
A Chilean moon
530
00:23:08,470 --> 00:23:10,472
Ain't chilly inside
531
00:23:10,472 --> 00:23:12,474
Your heart goes up like fireworks
532
00:23:12,474 --> 00:23:13,475
The fourth of July
533
00:23:13,975 --> 00:23:14,976
The night may be cool
534
00:23:14,976 --> 00:23:16,478
But if you're no fool
535
00:23:16,478 --> 00:23:19,481
Then Chile isn't chilly as a rule
536
00:23:19,481 --> 00:23:21,983
You whisper "Yo te quiero"
537
00:23:21,983 --> 00:23:22,984
At the end of the date
538
00:23:23,485 --> 00:23:24,986
If you're the caballero
539
00:23:24,986 --> 00:23:26,488
She'll take for a mate
540
00:23:26,488 --> 00:23:28,440
In case you are selected
541
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:29,941
You're lucky, señor
542
00:23:29,941 --> 00:23:31,443
In Santiago, Chile
543
00:23:31,443 --> 00:23:33,445
Ain't chilly anymore
544
00:23:33,445 --> 00:23:34,830
In Santiago, Chile
545
00:23:35,781 --> 00:23:38,283
In Santiago, Chile
546
00:23:39,284 --> 00:23:41,787
In Santiago, Chile
547
00:23:42,788 --> 00:23:44,790
In Santiago, Chile
548
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Ain't chilly at all.
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(applause)
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Captioned by Media Access Group at
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ANNOUNCER: Mr. Walters was played by
Will Wright,
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the girl emcee by Veola Vonn,
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and Jerry, the agent, by Paul Dubov.
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I Love Lucy is a Desilu Production.
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