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("I Love Lucy" theme song playing)
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(honking)
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Ah!
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(honking)
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ETHEL: Lucy, are you up in the attic?
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Yeah. Come on up, Ethel.
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Hi.
Hi.
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What are you doing up here?
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Oh, I'm getting this trunk ready.
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Ricky's going on tour, you know.
Really?
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Yeah, he's taking the band on the
road for three weeks.
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Oh.
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Well, I guess this is big enough for
my clothes.
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What can I find for Ricky's things
now?
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Well, I guess this will do.
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You mean you're going with him?
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Why, sure. You don't think he'd go
away for three weeks
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and leave me here all alone, do you?
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Um, no, I guess not.
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Besides, what fun could he have on
the road all alone
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with just the boys in the band?
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Lucy, when did he ask you to go with
him?
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Lucy, when did he ask you to go with
him?
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Lucy...
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Well, he will!
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He just hasn't thought of it yet.
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Oh, look at all the junk in here.
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Oh, here's that fish that Ricky
caught
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in Lake Chautauqua.
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He had it mounted.
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My, a rainbow sardine.
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Oh, Ethel, look at this.
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(laughing)
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Would you believe that five years ago
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I wore this on 5th Avenue
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and I was the hit of the Easter
parade?
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Oh, you must have been a doll.
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I was-- a veritable doll.
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Oh, this was my Greta Garbo period.
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Oh, no!
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(laughing)
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Oh, I had forgotten
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all about this.
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What?
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My saxophone.
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Your saxophone?
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My saxophone.
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I used to play it in the high school
band
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at Celeron, New York.
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Oh, no. Not a girl saxophone player
in a band.
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Well, I had a reason.
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I was dating a football player
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and the band got to go on trips with
the team.
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I did it the hard way.
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I played left tackle.
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Come on, play something for me.
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Play something.
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(playing "Glow Worm" off-key)
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I guess I'm a little out of practice.
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Well, I knew what it was.
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"Glow Worm"?
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That's right.
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Now what do you want to hear?
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Uh, "Stardust."
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Okay.
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(plays "Glow Worm" off-key)
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Hey... Lucy?
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Hey, Lucy!
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Hey!
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That sounds like "Glow Worm."
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I know. Everything I play sounds like
"Glow Worm."
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That's the only piece I ever learned.
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Well, how'd you play with the band?
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Well, I used "Glow Worm" for the
audition
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and then I just marched up and down
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and puffed my cheeks out and wiggled
my fingers.
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(no sound)
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Oh, no.
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I'll bet I marched a million miles
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for that stale football player.
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Well, enough of my grimy amors.
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I got to get this trunk out of here.
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I'll get Fred to haul it down for
you.
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Oh, will you, honey?
Thanks.
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Oh, hi, honey.
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How's everything?
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Oh, everything's wrong, honey.
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Oh?
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Yeah, some of the arrangements are
missing,
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one of the guys got the flu and I got
to replace him
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and the tailor won't have my tuxedo
ready in time.
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Oh, that's too bad.
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He won't have it ready till Friday
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and we got to leave Wednesday.
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Would you do me a favor and send it
to me?
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Send it to you?
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Yes, please.
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Well, I wasn't figuring on being
here.
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Oh? You didn't tell me you were
planning to go out of town, too.
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You going to visit your mother?
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No. I was going to visit my husband.
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Oh?
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Well, I know it's presumptuous of
me--
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I'm only your wife--
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but I kind of expected to go along,
too.
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Oh, no, honey, now, now, that's
impossible.
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Why?
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Well, that's just out of the
question, that's all.
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Now, I'll write out the address for
you,
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and you can mail the tuxedo out to
me.
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I think I will visit my mother--
permanently.
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Oh, now look, honey, let's not have a
scene.
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Well, why can't I go along, too?
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Honey, we're doing one-nighters,
one-night stands.
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It's a very, very terrible life.
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You travel all day long.
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You work all night long.
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Well, I don't want to stay here all
alone.
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Look, besides, we're going on a bus.
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We need every inch of space
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for the people in the show.
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Maybe I could lie up on top of the
luggage.
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Honey, just relax, will you?
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Here's the address.
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I got to call some saxophone players.
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Saxophone players?
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Hello.
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Hello, is Ralph Brady there?
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Will you please tell him to call
Ricky Ricardo
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when he comes home?
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Ricky Ricardo.
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R-i-c-k-y...
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c, c-- like in "Cuba."
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No, no, no. Cuba.
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C-u-b-a.
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B, B-- like in "barracuda."
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That's right.
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Ricky Ricardo.
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Yeah. Please have him call me, will
you?
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Thank you very much.
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(saxophone wailing)
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(playing "Glow Worm" off-key)
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Wait a minute, wait a minute.
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Lucy, what are you doing with that
thing?
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Well, it's mine.
I used to play
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in the high school band at Celeron,
New York,
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and you don't have to look any
further
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for a saxophone player.
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Look, honey, even if you could play
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you couldn't go on the tour.
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You couldn't travel with a bunch of
men.
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You wouldn't fit in.
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You're not one of the boys.
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What about your harp player, Nancy?
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She's not going and neither are you.
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(blows sharp note)
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Ay-yi-yi.
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Hello, Ned?
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Look, Ned, this is Ricky Ricardo.
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We're having rehearsals tomorrow
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at 3:00 in the afternoon at the club.
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I'm trying out some saxophone
players.
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Could you be down?
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(playing scales off-key)
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(playing scales off-key)
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Hey!
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Hey!
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What?
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Have you seen Ethel?
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She went shopping, Fred.
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(resumes playing scales)
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What are you doing with that
saxophone?
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I'm practicing.
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I'm going to audition for Ricky's
band today, you know.
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Oh. I'm glad I found out it was you
making that noise.
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I thought there was something wrong
with the plumbing.
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Oh, Fred, come here a minute.
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Fred, you used to be around a lot of
musicians
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when you were in vaudeville, didn't
you?
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Yeah. Why?
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Well, the real reason Ricky won't let
me go on tour with him
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is because he doesn't think I'll fit
in with the musicians.
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What can I do to show him that I'm
one of the boys?
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You know, how can I act like a
musician?
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Well, that's easy.
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Stay up late, don't eat right, get
circles under your eyes
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and read nothing but the Racing Form.
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No. Now Fred, I'm serious.
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Tell me how to act like one of the
fellas.
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All right, then, I got to tell you.
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Now, first you got to dress like
musicians.
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Oh?
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They have their own getups.
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Then you have to speak their
language.
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They don't talk like human beings.
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They don't?
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No. When one musician meets another
musician...
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(playing swing tune)
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That's good, Ralph.
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You got yourself a job.
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Will you go in the office and make
the deal?
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Thanks, Rick.
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You're welcome.
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All right, fellas, let's take 628,
huh?
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Got it?
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Here we go-- one... two...
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(playing swing tune)
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Lucy!
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Greetings, gates.
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Slip me some skin, boy.
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Hiya, cats.
How are ya?
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BAND: Hi!
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Where do I sit, dad?
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Lucy, I want to speak to you.
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Later, gator.
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I got to get up here and get my
kicks, man.
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RICKY: Lucy, you come on out of
there.
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MAN: Let her play.
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Yeah!
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Yeah, you ought to hear me.
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You never heard me blow!
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I'm the wildest, man.
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I'm wild, boy, I'm wild.
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Okay, okay, okay.
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What do you want to play?
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Do you cats know hep little "Glow
Worm"?
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Be-bop, be-bop, be-bop...
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You know that?
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Never mind that, never mind that.
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You got to play what all the other
saxophone players
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play right in front of you there.
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Oh, okay, man.
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Are you ready?
Okay, man.
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Marco, give me an A, will you?
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Hit an A, fellas.
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(band hits an A)
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Hiya, man!
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Hit an A.
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A. A, A.
Hiya, man.
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Okay.
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Hit an A, please.
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(no sound)
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(high-pitched note)
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Oh, boy, was that the craziest A
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you ever heard?
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All right, all right.
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That was a crazy A, wasn't it, boys?
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Let's go. Hit it.
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One, two...
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(playing swing tune)
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(band stops playing)
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(complete silence)
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RICKY: Lucy...
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that was supposed to be your solo.
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Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah.
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How'd I ever miss that?
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Yeah, well, it was pretty good up
till then, wasn't it?
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Do I get the job?
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Well, you know, to tell you the
truth, I can't make up my mind.
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Oh, well, take your time, man.
Take your time.
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RICKY: I think we'd better try it
again.
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Right, man.
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All right, here we go.
A-one... a-two...
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(playing swing tune)
267
00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:14,016
(band stops)
268
00:12:14,016 --> 00:12:18,521
(playing "Glow Worm" off-key)
269
00:12:36,088 --> 00:12:39,792
That was pretty cool, huh, man?
270
00:12:49,385 --> 00:12:51,887
How ya like those hot licks, dad?
271
00:12:51,887 --> 00:12:54,390
Or don't you dig be-bop, be-bop?
272
00:12:54,390 --> 00:12:56,892
Look, Lucy, this might come as a big
surprise to you
273
00:12:56,892 --> 00:12:59,395
after that brilliant audition that
you just gave us...
274
00:12:59,395 --> 00:13:00,896
Yeah, dad.
275
00:13:00,896 --> 00:13:03,899
...but, um, you cannot have the job.
276
00:13:03,899 --> 00:13:06,735
Ew...
277
00:13:06,735 --> 00:13:10,656
When I go on the road, I want you to
stay home
278
00:13:10,656 --> 00:13:12,658
and be a good little girl.
279
00:13:12,658 --> 00:13:15,578
Yeah, well, I'll stay home.
280
00:13:16,579 --> 00:13:18,414
What do you mean by that?
281
00:13:18,414 --> 00:13:20,382
Oh, nothing.
282
00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:54,583
Hi.
283
00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:55,584
Hi.
284
00:13:55,584 --> 00:13:57,586
Here's Fred's hat and gloves.
285
00:13:57,586 --> 00:13:59,088
Oh, thank you.
286
00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:01,090
What'd you want with them?
287
00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:03,042
Meet my secret lover.
288
00:14:05,044 --> 00:14:07,296
What are you talking about?
289
00:14:07,296 --> 00:14:09,098
Well, yesterday down at rehearsal,
290
00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:10,599
I got a wonderful idea.
291
00:14:10,599 --> 00:14:13,102
You know, I think Ricky would take me
on tour with him
292
00:14:13,602 --> 00:14:15,104
if I can convince him of one thing.
293
00:14:15,604 --> 00:14:16,605
What?
294
00:14:16,605 --> 00:14:19,358
That it isn't safe to leave me at
home.
295
00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:20,693
I don't get you.
296
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:24,196
Well, I'm just going to leave these
things lying around,
297
00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:25,698
and when Ricky finds them,
298
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,700
I'm going to be very flustered
299
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:31,070
and I'm going to be unable to explain
to whom they belong.
300
00:14:31,070 --> 00:14:33,572
You mean he'll think you've got a...
301
00:14:33,572 --> 00:14:34,573
Uh-huh.
302
00:14:34,573 --> 00:14:36,075
(both chortling)
303
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:46,218
Oh, come now, it isn't that funny.
304
00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:47,670
You think you're safe?
305
00:14:47,670 --> 00:14:49,171
You'd better be careful.
306
00:14:49,171 --> 00:14:50,673
You know Ricky's temper.
307
00:14:50,673 --> 00:14:52,174
Well, you keep an ear cocked,
308
00:14:52,174 --> 00:14:54,176
and if you hear too much commotion,
309
00:14:54,176 --> 00:14:55,678
you come up and save me, huh?
310
00:14:55,678 --> 00:14:57,179
Okay. I hope I get here on time.
311
00:14:57,179 --> 00:14:59,181
Okay.
312
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:24,456
Lucy, I'm home.
313
00:15:24,456 --> 00:15:25,791
Oh!
314
00:15:25,791 --> 00:15:28,594
Oh, Ricky, you're, you're home so
soon.
315
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:31,096
I didn't expect you to come so soon.
316
00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:33,599
I thought you'd call like you usually
do.
317
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:34,600
Oh.
318
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,352
I sure wish you'd called.
319
00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:38,137
Gee, don't you look nice.
320
00:15:38,137 --> 00:15:40,139
Where did you go this afternoon?
321
00:15:40,139 --> 00:15:42,107
Oh, nowhere.
Nowhere at all.
322
00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:45,110
Well, why are you all dressed up for?
323
00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:46,612
No reason, no reason.
324
00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:48,113
Oh.
325
00:16:04,163 --> 00:16:07,166
Uh... honey, could I have a piece of
the paper?
326
00:16:07,166 --> 00:16:09,168
Sure, dear.
327
00:16:09,168 --> 00:16:11,170
Thank you.
328
00:16:36,195 --> 00:16:37,696
Lucy.
329
00:16:37,696 --> 00:16:39,198
Yes, dear?
330
00:16:39,198 --> 00:16:41,033
What is this?
331
00:16:41,033 --> 00:16:44,503
Oh! Uh, tha...
uh, your hat.
332
00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:49,508
I don't remember buying a hat like
this.
333
00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:09,528
You sure this is my hat?
334
00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:10,529
Yes.
335
00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:13,032
Your head must have shrunk.
336
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:18,037
I suppose these are my gloves too.
337
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,875
Lucy, who was here this afternoon?
338
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,710
No one. No one, really.
339
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:28,497
Lucy... this hat, these gloves...
340
00:17:28,497 --> 00:17:30,799
Hey, he must still be here.
341
00:17:30,799 --> 00:17:31,800
Where is he?
342
00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:33,635
I don't know what you're talking
about.
343
00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:35,087
And don't you go in that bedroom.
344
00:17:35,087 --> 00:17:37,506
The bedroom! Aha!
345
00:17:41,844 --> 00:17:43,812
(stomping)
346
00:17:56,275 --> 00:17:59,278
He was in the closet all the time.
347
00:17:59,278 --> 00:18:00,779
Lucy, who is he?!
348
00:18:00,779 --> 00:18:03,282
I don't know what you're talking
about.
349
00:18:03,282 --> 00:18:05,784
My goodness!
If you're going to act like this,
350
00:18:05,784 --> 00:18:08,287
I'll be glad to have you away for
three weeks.
351
00:18:08,787 --> 00:18:09,838
Now, Lucy, I'm telling you...
352
00:18:09,838 --> 00:18:11,206
Hey, what's all the ruckus up here?
353
00:18:11,673 --> 00:18:12,841
Fred, I'm glad you're here.
354
00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:14,343
Maybe you can calm him down.
355
00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:16,178
I've had enough.
356
00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:21,049
Well!
357
00:18:22,551 --> 00:18:25,053
What's the matter, Rick?
358
00:18:25,053 --> 00:18:27,055
Oh, Fred, something awful happened.
359
00:18:27,556 --> 00:18:29,558
Well, now, pull yourself together.
360
00:18:29,558 --> 00:18:33,061
Pull yourself together and tell me
all about it.
361
00:18:33,061 --> 00:18:34,563
Well, I don't know how to tell you
about it.
362
00:18:34,563 --> 00:18:35,564
I don't know how to start.
363
00:18:35,564 --> 00:18:36,865
I just came home here...
364
00:18:36,865 --> 00:18:39,234
What's my hat doing up here?
365
00:18:41,737 --> 00:18:43,238
There are more important things.
366
00:18:43,739 --> 00:18:44,990
I came home...
367
00:18:44,990 --> 00:18:46,325
Did you say your hat?
368
00:18:46,325 --> 00:18:47,826
Yeah, it's my old derby.
369
00:18:47,826 --> 00:18:49,328
Are you sure?
370
00:18:49,328 --> 00:18:51,213
Sure, I'm sure. Look.
371
00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:53,215
Feels pretty good.
372
00:18:54,716 --> 00:18:56,718
Looks pretty good, too.
373
00:18:56,718 --> 00:19:00,506
I think I'll start wearing it again.
374
00:19:00,923 --> 00:19:04,176
I suppose these are your gloves, too.
375
00:19:04,176 --> 00:19:06,845
Yeah, those are my gloves.
376
00:19:06,845 --> 00:19:09,348
It couldn't be him.
377
00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:13,352
I wonder why Lucy...
378
00:19:13,852 --> 00:19:15,354
Why, the little devil.
379
00:19:15,354 --> 00:19:17,356
She wants to make me jealous
380
00:19:17,856 --> 00:19:20,359
so I'll take her on that tour with
me.
381
00:19:20,859 --> 00:19:22,361
You mean she's pretending
382
00:19:22,361 --> 00:19:24,863
that these things belong to another
man?
383
00:19:24,863 --> 00:19:27,866
Yeah, not that I believed her for a
minute.
384
00:19:27,866 --> 00:19:30,869
Yeah, I could see that when I came
in.
385
00:19:30,869 --> 00:19:32,871
How do you like that?
386
00:19:32,871 --> 00:19:34,373
She was pretending
387
00:19:34,373 --> 00:19:37,876
that this fellow was in the closet
all the...
388
00:19:37,876 --> 00:19:39,378
Hey, wait a minute.
389
00:19:39,378 --> 00:19:40,879
Wait a minute.
390
00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:43,382
What's that gleam in your eye?
391
00:19:43,382 --> 00:19:46,385
Oh, I'm going to catch that little
redheaded mouse
392
00:19:46,385 --> 00:19:47,886
in her own trap.
393
00:19:47,886 --> 00:19:48,887
How?
394
00:19:49,388 --> 00:19:52,891
I'm going to get a real guy to come
over here tonight
395
00:19:53,392 --> 00:19:56,395
and I'm going to hide him in that
closet
396
00:19:56,395 --> 00:19:58,313
and I'm going to say to her,
397
00:19:58,814 --> 00:20:00,816
"Someone is hiding in that closet,"
398
00:20:00,816 --> 00:20:04,319
and then I will demand that she opens
the door,
399
00:20:04,319 --> 00:20:05,821
and when she does,
400
00:20:05,821 --> 00:20:08,323
oh, brother, will she be surprised.
401
00:20:08,323 --> 00:20:11,293
I'm going to call the musicians
union.
402
00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:14,796
I'll bet that Julie will dig up
someone for me.
403
00:20:14,796 --> 00:20:16,798
That's a pretty dirty trick.
404
00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:18,300
Yeah, I know.
405
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:21,803
She's got it coming to her, though.
406
00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:23,805
(ringing)
407
00:20:23,805 --> 00:20:24,806
Hello.
408
00:20:24,806 --> 00:20:25,807
Hello, Julie.
409
00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:27,309
This is Ricky Ricardo.
410
00:20:27,809 --> 00:20:29,561
Oh, hello, Ricky. How are you?
411
00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:30,896
Fine, thank you.
412
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:33,398
Listen, Julie, will you do me a
favor?
413
00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:36,235
I want you to dig up some guy for
me--
414
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,736
someone that I don't know.
415
00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:38,737
Uh, wait a minute.
416
00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:40,739
Make it three or four guys.
417
00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:42,741
We might as well do it right.
418
00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:02,010
Ricky, I'm sorry you're so upset.
419
00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:05,797
I didn't know it had such an awful
effect on you.
420
00:21:05,797 --> 00:21:07,799
Not have an effect on me?
421
00:21:07,799 --> 00:21:11,103
When my happy home is turned
asoonder?
422
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:14,439
Oh, honey, your happy home is not
turned "asoonder."
423
00:21:14,439 --> 00:21:17,943
Look, Ricky, I thought maybe if I
could make you jealous,
424
00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:20,445
you'd take me on your trip with you.
425
00:21:20,445 --> 00:21:23,448
There isn't anyone else, honey, I
just made that up.
426
00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:25,951
No, don't try to make me feel good.
427
00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:28,453
I heard that guy come out of that
closet
428
00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:29,955
and go out the front door.
429
00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:31,456
Now, honey, I did that.
430
00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:32,457
Ha!
431
00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:33,458
Well, I did.
432
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:34,960
When you went into the bedroom
433
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:37,963
I went over to the closet door, I
opened it, and I slammed it.
434
00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:40,465
Then I went to the front door and I
slammed it.
435
00:21:40,465 --> 00:21:41,466
That's impossible.
436
00:21:41,466 --> 00:21:42,467
All right, it's impossible.
437
00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:43,969
It is impossible.
438
00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:46,505
It is a physical impossible.
439
00:21:46,505 --> 00:21:49,007
What do you want me to do, draw you a
diagram?
440
00:21:49,007 --> 00:21:50,509
Look, when you went into the bedroom,
441
00:21:50,509 --> 00:21:52,511
I ran over here, I opened the
closet...
442
00:21:52,511 --> 00:21:53,512
(screams)
443
00:21:53,512 --> 00:21:55,013
Aah!
444
00:21:55,013 --> 00:21:56,515
Aah!
445
00:22:04,523 --> 00:22:06,024
What's the matter?
446
00:22:06,024 --> 00:22:07,025
Nothing, nothing.
447
00:22:07,025 --> 00:22:08,026
Uh... nothing.
448
00:22:08,527 --> 00:22:09,528
Lucy...
449
00:22:09,528 --> 00:22:12,531
there's somebody in that closet now,
isn't there?
450
00:22:12,531 --> 00:22:13,532
Oh, no.
451
00:22:13,532 --> 00:22:16,535
That's the silliest thing I ever
heard of.
452
00:22:16,535 --> 00:22:18,537
(laughing nervously)
453
00:22:18,537 --> 00:22:21,540
Lucy, I want to see who's in that
closet.
454
00:22:21,540 --> 00:22:22,541
No.
455
00:22:22,541 --> 00:22:24,042
No! No! Uh...
456
00:22:24,042 --> 00:22:25,043
No.
457
00:22:25,544 --> 00:22:28,046
Whoever is in that closet better come
out!
458
00:22:28,547 --> 00:22:29,548
It's no use pretending.
459
00:22:30,048 --> 00:22:31,350
He caught us.
460
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:33,185
What are you talking about?
461
00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:35,020
I never saw this man before in my
life.
462
00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:37,472
If you never saw him before in your
life,
463
00:22:37,472 --> 00:22:38,974
how come he's in the closet?
464
00:22:38,974 --> 00:22:40,475
I don't know.
465
00:22:40,475 --> 00:22:41,977
Now, Lucy, I want an answer.
466
00:22:41,977 --> 00:22:43,979
Uh... uh...
467
00:22:43,979 --> 00:22:45,981
Well?
468
00:22:46,481 --> 00:22:48,734
He was giving me saxophone lessons?
469
00:22:48,734 --> 00:22:52,871
Lucy, why don't you tell the truth?
470
00:22:52,871 --> 00:22:54,873
Yes, Lucy, tell the truth.
471
00:22:54,873 --> 00:22:56,875
Oh, shut up!
472
00:22:58,877 --> 00:23:00,879
Look, Ricky, if I'd known
473
00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:02,798
there was anybody in there,
474
00:23:02,798 --> 00:23:05,801
do you think I'd be fool enough to
come over here and...
475
00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:07,803
(screaming)
476
00:23:11,807 --> 00:23:12,808
Uh...
477
00:23:12,808 --> 00:23:14,059
Well?
478
00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:16,395
When he gives me saxophone lessons
479
00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:19,181
he turns the music.
480
00:23:22,984 --> 00:23:26,488
We're going to clear out that closet.
481
00:23:26,488 --> 00:23:28,407
There's more?
482
00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:31,243
Everybody in that closet come out!
483
00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:33,078
(Lucy screaming)
484
00:23:33,078 --> 00:23:35,080
Oh, no!
485
00:23:43,288 --> 00:23:45,290
I wonder where can she be.
486
00:23:45,791 --> 00:23:47,959
She's been gone for two hours.
487
00:23:47,959 --> 00:23:49,928
It would serve you right if she never
came back.
488
00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:50,929
What a dirty trick.
489
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:52,714
Now, Ethel, it was only a joke.
490
00:23:52,714 --> 00:23:53,765
Some joke.
491
00:23:53,765 --> 00:23:56,051
She must have been terribly upset
492
00:23:56,051 --> 00:23:58,053
to be gone this long.
493
00:23:58,053 --> 00:23:59,387
(telephone rings)
494
00:23:59,387 --> 00:24:01,723
There she is. Hello!
495
00:24:01,723 --> 00:24:03,225
Hello, Ricky, this is Julie.
496
00:24:03,225 --> 00:24:04,726
Oh. Hello, Julie.
497
00:24:04,726 --> 00:24:06,111
Gee, I should have called you sooner,
498
00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:08,113
but I've been trying all over town
499
00:24:08,113 --> 00:24:09,614
and it's just no soap.
500
00:24:09,614 --> 00:24:10,982
What are you talking about, Julie?
501
00:24:10,982 --> 00:24:13,485
Well, I'm sorry, but I couldn't find
anybody
502
00:24:13,485 --> 00:24:14,786
to send over there tonight.
503
00:24:14,786 --> 00:24:17,739
Well, that's all right. You...
504
00:24:17,739 --> 00:24:20,959
Esta metido en el closet!
505
00:24:20,959 --> 00:24:22,828
Ay... ay, dios mio!
506
00:24:22,828 --> 00:24:24,329
Lucy! Lucy!
507
00:24:24,830 --> 00:24:25,630
Lucy!
508
00:24:52,174 --> 00:24:55,177
ANNOUNCER: The man in the closet was
played by Charles Victor.
509
00:24:55,677 --> 00:24:59,181
Captioned by Media Access Group at
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510
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